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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda jam.

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Speaker 2: Nation the pub test today and everyone's talking about it,

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Speaker 2: the Jonesy demand of arms pigeons. Do they pass the

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Speaker 2: pub test? I read a story about a young mum

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Speaker 2: in a city who's taken in two street pigeons as pets,

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Speaker 2: and she gives them infrared therapy, air showers, She keeps

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Speaker 2: them clean, she puts them in little custom made bird nappies.

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Speaker 2: Remember your son Jack took in an injured miner bird Tweet,

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Speaker 2: and it was called Tweet.

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Speaker 3: And what was Tweet's story?

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Speaker 2: Well, found in the gutter, kept it in a shoe

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Speaker 2: box a couple of days. And when Tweet passed away,

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Speaker 2: didn't you take him to the vet? The bird? No,

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Speaker 2: that was a that was a what's it called a

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Speaker 2: budgy we had where things didn't go well. But Jack

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Speaker 2: never got over the loss of Tweet, even the point

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Speaker 2: where on Mother's Day I'd taken clinker glass to my

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Speaker 2: mum who died fifteen years before, and Jack could say,

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Speaker 2: and people who are n't here with us, and Jackie

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Speaker 2: clat and Tweet, Yeah, a minor bird that was in

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Speaker 2: our life for two days equals my mother's life. At

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Speaker 2: your funeral, and the eulogy from out the Baculae. Pigeons

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Speaker 2: can be amazing. They are homing pigeons that are racing pigeons,

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Speaker 2: but a lot of handicap.

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Speaker 3: Handicap that older misogynist from the seventies, he loved.

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Speaker 2: That cartoon's trip. Lots of people like them, people feed them,

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Speaker 2: and lots of people don't like them. Pigeons they passed

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Speaker 2: the pub test.

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Speaker 3: Oh for me, No, it doesn't. Pigeons are appropriate as

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Speaker 3: a pet.

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Speaker 1: Well, my Da'd used to fly pigeons, and I would

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Speaker 1: say that they're a very smart birds because when you

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Speaker 1: release them from like South Australia and they fly all

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Speaker 1: the way to Pineris, they can find their way home.

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Speaker 1: From me, that the smart birds.

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Speaker 3: When I got married, I had doves of love and

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Speaker 3: mine craft all down the front of my wedding dress.

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Speaker 2: Right, doves of love.

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Speaker 3: The only bird you want at the wedding is the

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Speaker 3: one you're marrying.

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Speaker 2: You don't want a crapping on you. Well, anytime