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Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast many Top three ways to Seduce

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Speaker 1: a man. A former Russian spy has revealed the top

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Speaker 1: three ways to toduce a man. She's trained master manipulator woods.

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Speaker 2: But I haven't read them yet. You've read them, yes,

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Speaker 2: I have.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to guess what they are, and I reckon

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Speaker 1: I can seduce you.

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Speaker 2: Good luck.

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Speaker 1: So I've had some input here, even though she you know,

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Speaker 1: didn't admit it. Junior producer Analis had some input kV

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Speaker 1: Digital producer.

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, good, good.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: The other one, one poop Pants' is intersexual man LJ

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Speaker 1: hasn't seen a man for twenty years or sorry, and

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Speaker 1: a button push of Tom as well, who bats the

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Speaker 1: other time for the other team.

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Speaker 2: So he's okay, so he's handed.

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Speaker 1: He's had a little bit of input as well. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: and all of you guys will thanks for your suggestions.

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Speaker 3: So I've got three here, and you're going to try

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Speaker 3: and seduce me. I am pretty hard to get. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're climbing the top of the mountain right now.

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Speaker 1: Don't make me pay the audio of you macking me

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Speaker 1: in the studio.

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Speaker 2: It was your idea.

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Speaker 1: You came for me anyway, okay, So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: try the first one here, all right, okay, okay, Now

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Speaker 1: in each one, the goal is I'll just ask you

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Speaker 1: out for a drink, you want to get a beer

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Speaker 1: or something, and then yes or no, we'll.

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Speaker 2: Decide whether it's worked. Oh gotcha? Okay easy? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to sleep with you in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it spends so good to pick up.

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Speaker 3: You might not be able to stop me, so sorry, John,

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Speaker 3: to buy me a drink or something first?

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Speaker 2: Or are we straight into it?

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Speaker 1: No not, I'm not doing the bit yet, right, okay,

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Speaker 1: but where are we?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? Where are we? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Here we go pick up pick up a tip number one?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you're walking over to me.

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Speaker 2: You're walking over to me, and.

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Speaker 3: You're looking at my bum. You're looking at my butt,

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Speaker 3: You're staring at my bum. You're pretty much just looking

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Speaker 3: at my crutch. I feel I feel dirty and I

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Speaker 3: feel attacked that.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to come for a drink with me?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Okay, you just stared at my crutch? Well,

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Speaker 2: yeah I did. Yeah, that was very invasive. That button

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Speaker 2: bush your tom, he said Jez, absolutely staring at him.

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Speaker 2: Staring at him crotch. He works, well, not in the

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Speaker 2: not like just straight.

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Speaker 1: Up like it's like I just kidding there and just.

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Speaker 2: Crunch and bite your lip.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, we are not in a gay

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Speaker 1: bath house.

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Speaker 2: You didn't bite your lip. No, I didn't have helped.

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Speaker 2: That's a bit too much of me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Next one, Okay, option that apparently they can work. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Option number two.

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Speaker 2: Number two? Hey, so what are you up to late

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Speaker 2: in this afternoon? I've got a meeting after the show.

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Speaker 2: I do. We've got a meeting. We're ordering fish and chips,

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Speaker 2: and I'm quite excited. It's so good. I love the

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Speaker 2: way you say fish and chips. Yeah. Well I can

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Speaker 2: say a lot of things, can you. Yeah, Cheney ball

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Speaker 2: with sauce as sparagus spears. Mm. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to laugh at everything you said, but

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Speaker 1: then I actually started laughing and thinking what you were

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Speaker 1: saying that. Yeah, yeah, talk low and slow don't worked.

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Speaker 3: If you were making me feel good about myself by

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Speaker 3: laughing and everything I said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it might work. Did that work for you? Well

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Speaker 2: it might okay, but that didn't work that No? All right?

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Speaker 1: Final one well you are able to reveal the Russians

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Speaker 1: by one Yeah, yeah, finally yeah.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, hey will How I am? Yeah, I'm pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Do you you have like very pink lips, like super

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Speaker 1: pink lips though, aren't.

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Speaker 3: They Yeah they're they're Yeah, they're pretty pretty pinky.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little bit insecure about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Cool, And it's like it's a bit of sort of

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Speaker 1: hemmed by relatively pathetic facial air as well. Do you

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Speaker 1: try and grow a bit often? I do?

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Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah, yeah, right, saying I can't do yeah, not great.

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Speaker 2: I love you. I love you. I know it's so sick.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to use it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to use it myself.

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Speaker 2: I just need you and now I need you. Why

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Speaker 2: I need you? I did that work. I can't have you.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to have to do it, but I

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Speaker 2: needed but it works. Wow, you came for men? Actually

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Speaker 2: turn you on? But sort of what just makes me

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Speaker 2: feel very insecure? So and then I need you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel dirty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you should you use that?

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Speaker 1: Technically, I pee will use that to sleep with you before.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know whether to sleep with me, but

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Speaker 3: it's been I've been negged definitely.

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Speaker 2: I know when it happens, I'm like, you're deliberately being

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Speaker 2: mean to me and it's still working. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 2: you're deliberately doing this anyway.

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Speaker 3: Surprisingly, the Russian spy who has revealed the top three

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Speaker 3: ways hear them, she didn't include neg them, which is

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Speaker 3: a big miss from Aliyah Rose the Russian spy. She said,

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Speaker 3: love yourself, work on building yourself love and self esteem.

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Speaker 3: Men will treat you the way you treat yourself. That's

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Speaker 3: number one. Love yourself.

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Speaker 2: Two. Don't be too available.

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Speaker 3: You won't be interesting if you're too available, So say mysterious.

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Speaker 3: So do things like if he goes like, oh, let's

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Speaker 3: have dinner on Thursday, go can't not saying why?

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Speaker 2: I I mean, I.

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Speaker 1: Prefer the crotch shot to be honest. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean I can't do Thursday? Sorry? Got oh my god,

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Speaker 1: take my pants off?

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Speaker 2: What I don't say nipple? Be mysterious, just be like busy.

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Speaker 2: Can't say why? Okay.

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Speaker 3: Number three mates so his mates yep, wow, Yeah, if

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Speaker 3: his mates love you, he'll love you.

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Speaker 2: What Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So if Mimi slept with me, would you be into it? Him?

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