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Speaker 1: Join the and Amanda in the Morning one. Sam Jim

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Speaker 1: Dolan has been working harder than Anastasia Palichet's bum cheeks

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Speaker 1: clenching at the uncertainty of the NRL Grand Final, and

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Speaker 1: he's come up with this.

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Speaker 2: Jim.

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Speaker 1: The word pivot has been banded about a bit during

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Speaker 1: the last few months. One such pivot, where's the relocation

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Speaker 1: of the AFL Grand Final to Perth? That's said, However,

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone needed the patronizing tweet from Perth

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Speaker 1: Mayor and Channel seven wunderkind Basil Zimpless. I think that's

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Speaker 1: his name.

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Speaker 3: I just saw people on social media weeping as the

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Speaker 3: teams are running through the banners, feeling emotional that it's happening,

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Speaker 3: sad that it's not happening in Melbourne. All the mixed emotions.

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Speaker 3: But you want your teams to play in front of

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Speaker 3: big crowds.

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Speaker 2: Well, particularly after fifty seven years.

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Speaker 1: If you're Melbourne Demon supporter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to play in front of no one would have

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Speaker 3: been terrible. Did you see the Perth Lord Mayor? This

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Speaker 3: is Perth Lord Mayor is Barrel Zimpless?

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Speaker 1: Basil? Sorry? But barrel, good old barrel barrel.

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Speaker 3: As I like to call him is the actual Lord

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Speaker 3: Mayor So with the two teams facing off, he used

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Speaker 3: his Twitter account to encourage spectators to applaud the footy

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Speaker 3: fans and couldn't be there. This is what he said

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Speaker 3: in the first quarter. We're asking everyone in the stadium

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Speaker 3: to stand for one minute and applaud a nod to

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Speaker 3: our friends around the country who are doing it tough,

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Speaker 3: to let them know they're with them in this difficult time.

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Speaker 3: And people have said, why don't you? He said, you

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Speaker 3: know what, No, no.

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Speaker 2: No barrel.

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Speaker 1: We also like a good hypothetical question on this show.

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Speaker 1: If I said this to you, a hypothetical question. You're

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Speaker 1: on the front page of the newspaper, but you don't

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Speaker 1: know what the story is going to be. Do you

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Speaker 1: say yes or no?

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Speaker 3: I say no, because why would it ever be great?

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Speaker 1: What if it's a great story. Amanda Kella does great

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Speaker 1: things and gets the Nobel Peace Prize and everyone celebrates

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Speaker 1: her with a National Day.

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Speaker 3: That would never be first page front page would be

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Speaker 3: Amanda Keller loses control of the bowels in Market Street.

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Speaker 1: Let's kind of specific. Well, I just hope those pictures

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Speaker 1: Kobe Averton's crooked back was going to be his undoing

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Speaker 1: on SAS although it was just a job to him.

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Speaker 2: It was it was hard to watch, but I knew

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Speaker 2: I was only having fun, you know, Like I didn't

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Speaker 2: go in there to be an SAS army man on

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Speaker 2: some I went in there to have fun, make some

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Speaker 2: cash and get I'm healthy.

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Speaker 3: That's my new tattoo.

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Speaker 1: So there's been a lot going on at the moment,

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Speaker 1: pandemic protests at earthquake, and now UFOs have been spotted

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Speaker 1: over New South Wales.

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't we now have you come back?

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Speaker 1: We're busy right now.

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Speaker 3: Why do you want to come here now? And if

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Speaker 3: you want to put crop circles in the pubes, just

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Speaker 3: go for it, because everything else has happened on my

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Speaker 3: bingo card for twenty twenty one, so what you call it?

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Speaker 1: And even James T. Kirk William Shatner kind of escaped

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Speaker 1: the wrath of a speeding five. I've never I've never

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Speaker 1: been stopped all of a sudden, yeah there behind me,

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Speaker 1: and the guy stops thinking i'm and he takes my

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Speaker 1: license to come into the car. I go into the

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Speaker 1: car and as I pull the door open, the light

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Speaker 1: goes off and my fight face is lit.

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Speaker 2: He says, no shit Shatner.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that on a T shirt. This has

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Speaker 1: been Jimbo's, Jimmy Jebba, thank you, Jimmy D. John's learned

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Speaker 1: a number in the morning, one at one point seven

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Speaker 1: him