1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast mini after Adam Devine has 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: revealed that he lost his virginity to this song. 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 2: Smart Things Kid. 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: So that's already pretty funny, like you don't really want 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: all the small things playing while you are losing your 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,479 Speaker 1: virginity or just being nude in general. But it's what 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: he said after which really made this experience embarrassing. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 3: I played all the small things when I'm losing my 9 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 3: virginity for the first time, not realizing how like stupid 10 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 3: and ironic it would be. 11 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,919 Speaker 4: So we're having sex and I realize that and I go, 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 4: more like all the medium sized things, right, and she goes, 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 4: what and she didn't get it. 14 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 2: Medium means care. 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: More like all the medium things that is, I mean, 16 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: that's all time for mine. But I just thought it'd 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: be interesting being inspired by Adam hre. I've seen one 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: O six ' five is out number. What is the 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: worst thing they have said in the bedroom? Right? Adam's 20 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: in the lead right now, but the just the most rogue, 21 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: weird thing they said during which really threw. 22 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: You or afterwards, because we've had this up on Will 23 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 2: and Woody on the socials for a little while now, Yeah, 24 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 2: getting some pretty amazing responses here. 25 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it can be straight after, straight after during, or 26 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: straight after. Worst thing they've said. 27 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 2: So this person messaged and said that the first time 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 2: with her partner, he's left her on the bottom afterwards 29 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: and said good game. 30 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: Oh, oh, good game. 31 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: Another person said that her ex boyfriend the first time 32 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 2: that they did it, he yelled out, oh no, my 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 2: stepdad's home and then ran into his bathroom. 34 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: He just ran left her on the bed. Extraordinary. I 35 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: actually have a senile This is from my real life 36 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: and I never saw this person after, but this is 37 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: a long time ago. We were in the throes of 38 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: things in the bedroom and she said, oh, keep it 39 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: down a little bit, and I was like, oh, okay. 40 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: And this is the first time she had mentioned the 41 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: potentially there was someone else there. She said, my dad 42 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: is in the bedroom. 43 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 5: Right next door. 44 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 2: My god, oh yeah, and. 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: Then she said, wait, it gets worse. She goes, but 46 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: don't worry, he's really sick at the moment, so we 47 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: won't be able to get out of bed. I never 48 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: saw that person again, Like that was really rattling stuff. 49 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 2: This other one woman's written into us and she said 50 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 2: afterwards they were dozing off and he tapped her on 51 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 2: the shoulder and said, Marabelle, you can't stay here. Oh 52 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 2: her name's not Marabelle. 53 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: Oh all right, thirteen one oh six y five is 54 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: our number. What's the worst thing they've said in the bedroom? 55 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: Another oney? 56 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:02,519 Speaker 2: Afterwards, he grabbed his phone, went onto his garment app 57 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: No and No, and tracked his physical exhibtion talking about 58 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 2: Adam Devine Divine not to be confused with Adam Levine, 59 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 2: who I confused him for before. 60 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: It's Adam Devine. 61 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 2: Can I just say I heard this audio before? And 62 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'm so surprised. Adam Levine's got 63 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 2: such a squeaky voice for a man who sings so beautifully. 64 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 3: I played all the small things when I'm losing my 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 3: virginity for the first time, not realizing how like stupid 66 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 3: and ironic it would be. So we're having sex and 67 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: I realized that, and I go more like all the 68 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 3: medium sized things right, and she goes, what and she 69 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 3: didn't get it. 70 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: Very funny, that's very good stuff. So we're asking thirteen 71 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: one I sixty five, what's the worst thing they've said 72 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: during the deed we've got. 73 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 2: Or after we're accepting after as well? Within the realms 74 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,839 Speaker 2: of deed, let's say that yeah immediately after? Yeah, sure, 75 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: can I just say before we go to these calls. 76 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 2: I feel like there are two ways to go with this. 77 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 2: You either try and go the like you know, sentimental 78 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: or nice touch you know route, or or you go 79 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,919 Speaker 2: the practical, heavily practical with what you say, yeah, like 80 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 2: you kind of just particularly if you've been with someone 81 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 2: for a long time, I feel like you can get 82 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 2: very practical, very very quickly. And as I said, we've 83 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 2: thrown this out in socials Will and Woody. One of 84 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 2: the people said that her partner once turned to her 85 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 2: afterwards and said, do you like egg sandwiches? Just legit, 86 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 2: just straight up, straight after Yeah, just just just like 87 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 2: a just let's just move on. How do you feel 88 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 2: about the egg sandwiches? 89 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: You've got a fuel. 90 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 2: I don't think that's an outrageous thing to say. No, 91 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 2: that's down to business. 92 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: Let's go to Cheryl, Cheryl, what did someone say to you. 93 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 5: My mother has the same underwear? Oh the underwear? 94 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 2: No? 95 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: No, and sorry, Cheryl? Was that was he like that's 96 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: a good thing? Was he saying that's a good thing? 97 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 5: Well, he sort of was saying it's it's pretty sixy 98 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 5: gorgeous underwear. But when he said his mom has slaying, 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,559 Speaker 5: did you see her in that? 100 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 6: You spend it? 101 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 2: Red Rosters is calling you, calling you before as well. 102 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: Let's go to Sam. Now, Sam, what's the worst thing? 103 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: Someone said during the deed? 104 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 6: It was actually me in the throes of whatever. Me 105 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 6: and my best friend were talking before it happened, and 106 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 6: she dared me to say, Monomona. 107 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 1: What's what's monomona? 108 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 6: You know that song from the Muppets Menomona? 109 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 1: That's so so sorry you're during the deed. 110 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 2: Here you're planning the past yap and how did you 111 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 2: bring it in? 112 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 6: I don't know. I just climax and said it es. 113 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 2: I think it's perfecting to say. Again, this has been 114 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 2: online on with in the socials. Someone said that after 115 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 2: they slept with someone, Yeah, he yelled out Alexa, play 116 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 2: You're welcome from Moanna and she said it was like 117 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 2: probably one of the funniest. She said, they laughed, like 118 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 2: laughed for a long time. 119 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 1: If you can get a good joke in there, I 120 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: argon that that works well. 121 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,160 Speaker 2: Dwayne the rock Johnson just belt belting out from it 122 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 2: was surround sound in the room apparently as well. That 123 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 2: is wonderful, wonderful gear. Do you want to hear another? 124 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 2: There's so many sure. So again this goes down to 125 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 2: the practical thing, and I think it's more often than 126 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 2: not men. So this woman who's hit us upset that 127 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 2: she and her boyfriend were sort of like snuggling in 128 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 2: the after glow and it was like a really beautiful 129 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,559 Speaker 2: I think they were away on an Airbnb or something. 130 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: And he's staring like wistfully into her eyes and she 131 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 2: says to him, what are you thinking about? 132 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,239 Speaker 1: I hate that question. 133 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 2: Yes, and he looks her dead in the eyes like 134 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 2: just as frank in as earnest as he possibly can. 135 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 2: He says, mud. 136 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: Flaps, mud flaps in the flaps behind tires trucks, and 137 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: he just put a new car, oh my. And often 138 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: it is something like that when you ask us what 139 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: we're thinking about, like just brace yourself for something really tran. 140 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 2: Right, Just let that thought go through the key parlot 141 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: do better him. 142 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 3: More of the boys on the Full show podcast, All 143 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 3: on the Ieartaddeo wrapp Oh worry me, get your podcast