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Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. I saw this great thread where

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Speaker 1: people are talking about those movie tropes, particularly American films.

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Speaker 1: We look at and go yeah, right, but we're so

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Speaker 1: used to seeing it you need someone to remind you

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Speaker 1: how stupid it is. For example, Hello, I'm a person

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Speaker 1: driving a car in a film. I rarely look at

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Speaker 1: the road when I drive because it's more important I

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Speaker 1: face the person in the passenger seat, and weirdly, no

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Speaker 1: one thinks it's dangerous. Hello, I'm a mom of this.

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Speaker 1: This is a big one. I'm a mom making a

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Speaker 1: breakfast in a film. I serve fresh pastries, fruit salad,

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Speaker 1: bacon rashes on a tableclothed table, and juice and a jug.

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Speaker 1: My children never eat it, though, They grab a bagel

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Speaker 1: and walk out the door because they're always about.

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Speaker 2: To miss the school.

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Speaker 1: That's always. No one cleans their teeth after having breakfast.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I don't do that. I clean my teeth in

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Speaker 2: the morning. That's what I mean when I get up

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Speaker 2: a clean my tea.

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Speaker 1: But then you head straight in here. But if you

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Speaker 1: were at home on a weekend, and.

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Speaker 2: On the weekend, I get out straight away, do you.

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Speaker 2: Because a hart guy said to me, if you want

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Speaker 2: to leave to look after your heart. Clean your teeth

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Speaker 2: first thing in the morning. We enjoy anything if you

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Speaker 2: eat something.

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Speaker 1: What if you eat rashes of bacon and stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: you'd head out the door without clean your teeth.

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Speaker 2: If I was if my wife got up and cooked

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Speaker 2: me some sort of breakfast there, Yes, but.

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Speaker 1: You'll always be late for the bus. What about this one? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm a woman giving birth in a film. It takes

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Speaker 1: seven minutes, a pace about a bit, lie down on

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Speaker 1: my bed, get abruptly sweaty, I yell, and then there's

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Speaker 1: a baby that's clean and larger than you'd expect. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm a person talking on a phone in a film.

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Speaker 1: I never say goodbye when I hang up, and weirdly,

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Speaker 1: no one else seems to think that's rude. I'm a

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Speaker 1: person in a movie who goes into a bar and

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Speaker 1: orders a beer, and the bartender immediately serves me when

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Speaker 1: without asking what type of beer I'd like.

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Speaker 2: That's so true that just give me a beer and

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Speaker 2: then just boom tank it a freight down.

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Speaker 1: Hello. I'm a teacher in a film, and the bell

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Speaker 1: always rings just as I'm summing up the lesson. So

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Speaker 1: I just shout that I want your test papers on

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Speaker 1: my desk.

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Speaker 2: Both those papers at you on Monday. Don't slack off people.

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Speaker 1: I'm a person in a film or a TV drama,

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Speaker 1: and when I arrange to meet someone later, I've no

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Speaker 1: need to as if I had time or place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. I'll see you then. I know.

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Speaker 1: I can't always make the point Brendan that no one

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Speaker 1: ever does deals on the phone. They're always at a

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Speaker 1: strip club or if someone's packages taking big chunks of

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Speaker 1: meat out, they don't stop to talk to the police.

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Speaker 1: They keep it going with their job.

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Speaker 2: True, if the cops came up to me into my

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Speaker 2: work and we're questioning me.

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Speaker 1: About something, you pay attention.

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Speaker 2: I would instantly say, let's go to the strip.

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Speaker 1: So I've got to keep servicing this car.

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Speaker 2: But they do. They go and do every the other

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Speaker 2: job other than paying attention to what's happening in the thing.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm a bad guy in a film, and when

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Speaker 1: I put a USB stick in anything, I get it

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Speaker 1: right way around first time every time. Who else does

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Speaker 1: that ever happen to? No one?

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Speaker 2: You know, I could never be blow filled, just Bond,

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Speaker 2: I expect you to help me with jam I can't

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Speaker 2: clear these files.

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Speaker 1: How about this one. We'll finish with this. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: a woman in a film who has just had insanely

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Speaker 1: hot sex. My bra is still on. What's that about.

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Speaker 1: It's to be the old days where there'd be like

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Speaker 1: an L shaped sheet that would cover his from his

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Speaker 1: waist down but up under your arm. But now women

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Speaker 1: in American films have sex with bras on. It's a

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Speaker 1: big playtex. That's who I blame.

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Speaker 2: Cross your heart, a big plaateex conspiracy