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Speaker 1: This is gem Nation with Jones, And I saw a

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Speaker 1: story on the weekend that I knew you would enjoy, Brendan.

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Speaker 1: It's about a British MP and he's had to resign

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Speaker 1: from the House of Commons. He was in the House

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Speaker 1: of Commons and another politician, a female politician, looked over

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Speaker 1: and saw something on toward on his computer screen in

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Speaker 1: front of him. When I saw the British MP, his

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Speaker 1: name is Neil Parrish. When I saw him on television,

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Speaker 1: he was dressed maybe like a leprecorn or like someone

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Speaker 1: who was going duck hunting.

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Speaker 2: He had a very unusual coat.

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Speaker 1: On and if you were to draw a parody of

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Speaker 1: an English gentleman, that would be him. But here he

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Speaker 1: is on the talk show having to explain why he

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Speaker 1: had to retire.

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Speaker 3: The situation was that I funnily enough, it was tracked

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Speaker 3: as I was looking at and so I did get

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Speaker 3: into another website that had a sort of a similar name,

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Speaker 3: and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't

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Speaker 3: have done. My crime, my biggest crime is that on

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Speaker 3: another occasion I went in a second time. That was deliberate.

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Speaker 3: But what I do want to put on record is

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Speaker 3: that for all my rights and wrongs. I was not

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Speaker 3: proud of what I was doing, but in the end

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Speaker 3: I can see that the Ferrari, the damage I was

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Speaker 3: causing my family and my constituency and association was worth

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Speaker 3: carrying on.

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Speaker 2: So he googled.

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Speaker 1: It looked like tractor.

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Speaker 4: Plowing fields point machinery type plowing.

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Speaker 1: Intriguing.

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Speaker 2: He's gone back from the first thing.

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Speaker 1: The first one, he said, I typed in tractors and

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Speaker 1: something else. All of a sudden, the minute I'm back again,

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Speaker 1: and that's what was seen. And you know, his other

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Speaker 1: the other people who work with him are quite entitled

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Speaker 1: to say this is a workplace.

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Speaker 2: Put it a way. Yeah, then that's fair enough. I

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Speaker 2: agree with it absolutely.

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Speaker 1: So he said it was a moment of madness. But

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Speaker 1: at the same time, he said, he's looking up tractors

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Speaker 1: and accidentally found a bit of.

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Speaker 2: Pornography, accidental pornography.

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Speaker 1: Accidental pawn which has reminded me, Brendan of a story

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Speaker 1: you want to talk you've written in your book.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is, and it's well documented.

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Speaker 1: The House of Commons have spoken about it.

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Speaker 2: It's well documented.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear the story.

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Speaker 4: I was eighteen and what happened I used to work

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Speaker 4: with a guy and we had exactly the same blue

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Speaker 4: added ass bags, like sports bags, and he would give

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Speaker 4: me a left hand. So I've got out of the

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Speaker 4: ute and I've grabbed my what I thought was my

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Speaker 4: blue bag.

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Speaker 2: Didn't think anything of it.

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Speaker 4: Four days later, I come home and Mum and Dad

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Speaker 4: have got this serious look on their face. And I thought,

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Speaker 4: out of the million things that I've done wrong, which

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Speaker 4: one is going to be about?

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Speaker 2: And Dad gez mate, you all right? And I said yeah,

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Speaker 2: he can you explain this then?

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Speaker 4: And he puts the copy of this magazine called up

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Speaker 4: the Duff on the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Table and what was it?

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Speaker 4: And it's full of pregnant naked women. And I'm going,

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Speaker 4: I don't understand what you're doing. And I don't what

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Speaker 4: is this about? And he said this is yours, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I went no? And he said, you can't deny it.

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Speaker 4: It's in your sports bag, and you know when your

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Speaker 4: minds is ticking over, And I'm just going, I don't

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Speaker 4: know how this is got here, and he said, and

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Speaker 4: that's not the only one.

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Speaker 2: There's other stuff in here too. So he's just thumbing through.

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Speaker 4: It like it's a new idea, and then I look

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Speaker 4: at the bag and I suddenly I have just realized, Actually,

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Speaker 4: I go, that's not my bag, it's the wrong bag.

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Speaker 1: Did they fall for that because this was the same

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Speaker 1: story that Greg Brady had, Remember his mother was doing

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Speaker 1: an anti smoking magazine now and Andy's smoking thing that

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Speaker 1: Carol Brady was doing at the school, and then she

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Speaker 1: finds cigarettes in Gregg's bag and he said the same thing,

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Speaker 1: It's not on mine.

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Speaker 2: I went the Brady Bunch defense. I wish I could

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Speaker 2: have thought about.

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Speaker 1: That and your friend. I'd like to think, what's happening

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Speaker 1: at your friend's mother's table. She's freaking for the new idea,

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Speaker 1: saying what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Would I have a blue bag full of new ideas well?

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Speaker 1: Is that this that better or worse?

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Speaker 2: I would say it would be much better.

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Speaker 1: And did your parents believe you?

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Speaker 2: Well, Mom didn't, but Dad secretly looked relieved.

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Speaker 4: You know, I said, I said, that's I said, Dad,

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Speaker 4: this is mine.

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Speaker 2: It's not mine. I swear to you.

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Speaker 1: It's not specific fetish.

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Speaker 4: I know, I know anyway, But there was a lot

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Speaker 4: of them, and which goes as a way to explain

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Speaker 4: about my friend.

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Speaker 2: I don't see anymore, but about that none the less