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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda jam.

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Speaker 2: Nation minus one week until the hip surgery. Everything is

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Speaker 2: being planned, everything's working out.

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Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? Because everything is Why is this

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Speaker 1: funny to you? It's not funny. It is funny. You're

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Speaker 1: being playful in a time where there's no room for play.

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Speaker 2: I like to think that I'm a nice distraction for you.

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Speaker 2: So this time next.

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Speaker 1: Week I'll be having a hip replacement. But you keep

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Speaker 1: saying you're going to come to the hospital. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to. You don't want to be saying I'll

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Speaker 1: be there and mopping your brow. I don't want you to.

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Speaker 1: You say I'll do all your rehab with you. I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to. So what is it about I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to that you're not here?

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Speaker 2: Why if I had the same situation when I had

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Speaker 2: that motorcycle accident and I was lying in the on

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Speaker 2: the hotel bed and no one visited me and I

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Speaker 2: was out of my mind or a hotel hospital bed,

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Speaker 2: hospital bed. You were in newcast I was in Newcastle

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Speaker 2: John Hunt Hospital, which is a great hospital.

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Speaker 1: I kind of you the second you got home, you

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Speaker 1: did You're on your own, weirdly off your face on

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Speaker 1: ending and I said, I stepped over to capitated rat

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Speaker 1: to get into your house.

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Speaker 2: Cat.

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Speaker 1: The cat gave you an ijee.

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Speaker 2: Cat came and brought me some a present.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. And I didn't offer

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Speaker 1: those to do any law.

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Speaker 2: I remember rightly. You came down and just irritated the

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Speaker 2: hell out of you. You've got me a big sandwich

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Speaker 2: and then you took a giant biden.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was hungry. So anyway, Yes, a week

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Speaker 1: from now I'll be having my surgery. I will be

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Speaker 1: in the hospital a couple of days. Last time, the

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Speaker 1: procedure I've gone, I'm having a it's a different surgeon.

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Speaker 1: And you know, twelve years down in the.

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Speaker 2: Track, I missed out on the room number, what room.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling you which hospital. Last time, I was

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Speaker 1: only in hospital for one night. This time, I'm meant

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Speaker 1: for a couple of days, which is better because I

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Speaker 1: can work out my pain meds and things. I get

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Speaker 1: nauseous at the drop of a hat, so at least

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Speaker 1: this way they can help me manage all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I won't go home until I'm able to go

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Speaker 1: up downstairs and the usual.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what if, what if some little kids wanted to

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Speaker 2: come and sing songs to you, or hold visuals candle

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Speaker 2: like visuals outside the hospital? Which hospital is it?

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Speaker 1: Remember I told you once that when Harley had his

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Speaker 1: visectomy reversed a number of years ago, he'd been married before,

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Speaker 1: his wife hadn't wanted children, so there were no children.

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Speaker 1: When we got together. Years after that, we wanted to

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Speaker 1: have children. So he had his vasectomy reversed. And there

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Speaker 1: was a man who came out of the anesthetic who

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Speaker 1: was having the same procedure in the next room to him,

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Speaker 1: who was woken up by a clown, someone in a

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Speaker 1: clown outfit. His wife had arranged for someone in a

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Speaker 1: clown outfit to go and wake him up. So if

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Speaker 1: I saw your face when I come out came out,

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Speaker 1: I think who's hired the clown?

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Speaker 2: So which hospital?

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Speaker 1: No information is it? You know you monitor me every

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Speaker 1: inch of the way. We'll have to dust off muns.

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Speaker 2: White.

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Speaker 1: You're right happening, now, what's the what is You've got

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Speaker 1: no information? All you've got is raz You're not asking

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Speaker 1: me if you can help me, if you can make

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Speaker 1: me a cup of teeth. All you're saying you've just

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Speaker 1: got sound effects with nothing behind it not at all.

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Speaker 2: I can come down and I will wash whatever you

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Speaker 2: need me to wash, and I'm happy with that. And

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Speaker 2: we know I won't make a you won't hear a

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Speaker 2: peep from me. I'm very good at washing, washing people

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Speaker 2: with infirm people, my father. I wipe my dad's pump,

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Speaker 2: my life father in law.

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Speaker 1: It was Christmas and he was in his fifties and quite.

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Speaker 2: Well, my late father and ron I had to like

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Speaker 2: help him with the you know, the little bottle and

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Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I said, you here we are, so I'm really good

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Speaker 1: with it. And you'd never mentioned it again in the

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Speaker 1: same way you haven't mentioned their private moments, you know,

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Speaker 1: just making making nervous