WEBVTT - MINI: Matty J's E-Bike Debacle

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<v Speaker 1>Heart podcasts, heem More Kiss podcast playlist and listen live

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<v Speaker 1>on the free iHeart app Now. Yesterday I got home

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<v Speaker 1>from the show and I walked in the door and Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, he barely kissed me hello, and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, I'm so rude. He's like, can you

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<v Speaker 2>watch the kids? I've got to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, where are you going? And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't explain to you right now, tell you when

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<v Speaker 1>to get home. It's pouring with rain. He runs out

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<v Speaker 1>the house, gets on his electric bike that he's recently purchased,

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<v Speaker 1>which he ferries the kids around on.

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<v Speaker 2>He uses it for like the school drop offs and

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<v Speaker 2>the daycare drop offs.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like, I don't know, you know how that kills?

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<v Speaker 2>He just fairies it for some Sometimes he's the meal.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes he walks, Oh that's crazy. What is he doing

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<v Speaker 2>on a weekend? No were So.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets on the electric bike in the rain, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was all very frantic. Off he goes, comes back

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes later, drenched carrying a tiny little toy, like

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<v Speaker 1>a little one of Marley's little teddies.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what has happened? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>So, during the day, he'd taken Marley out for a

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<v Speaker 1>ride and they'd gone down to the cafe or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And as he was riding and he went from on

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<v Speaker 1>the footpath down onto the road, he hears this man

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<v Speaker 1>going and Matt assumed that the man is yelling at abuse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and even Mary was like, ride faster, daddy. That man

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<v Speaker 1>is yelling at us quick, he's coming with this pitchforks dadus.

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<v Speaker 1>So Matt assumed that this guy is yelling at him

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<v Speaker 1>because he was riding on the pedestrian footpath where you're

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<v Speaker 1>not really supposed to ride. And then he'd like gone

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<v Speaker 1>on to the main road. But you know, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>two kids in the back. He's just trying to be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue fair anyway, I'll change that putn story. So, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's got this guy yelling at him, and so you

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<v Speaker 1>know when you're when you've got a bit of road rage,

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<v Speaker 1>but you also can get bike rage. So he turns around,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like bike, he's got he's gone fast his electric butt.

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<v Speaker 1>He turns around and says a few choice words and

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<v Speaker 1>flips the guy off at the same time, like sticks

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<v Speaker 1>his middle finger up. Great, this story's wild, really great

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<v Speaker 1>example that he's setting for our kids. Anyway, they go

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<v Speaker 1>to the cafe. He gets home and then Marley turns

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<v Speaker 1>around about two hours later and she goes, Daddy, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I lost my teddy on the bike. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>when it dawned on Bat that actually the man yelling

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<v Speaker 1>at him had found the teddy toy. The toy had

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<v Speaker 1>dropped off the back and he was trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>him to stop writing. And Matt turned around and was

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<v Speaker 1>like off and then stuck his finger up.

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<v Speaker 2>This poor guy on the street. Well, you realize that

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<v Speaker 2>man went home and burnt the turtyes. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>stuff you, I'm going to put that out of the

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<v Speaker 2>back and burn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, he just left it on the street and the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt had to go and fetch it. You'd probably safely

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<v Speaker 1>throw that out now, it's been on the ground, it's

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<v Speaker 1>been outside.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you want that to you. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to. It's your kid's favorite toy. You go

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<v Speaker 2>to bring home.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta put in the washing machine. You gotta do

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<v Speaker 1>what you can to revive it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't the dummy fairy take that too. Surely there's more

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<v Speaker 2>use in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Matth learned a very valuable lesson. Has he not been arsehole.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what was it. You're telling the story.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping it's something. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's definitely been times where I've gotten like unjustly angry

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<v Speaker 1>in a car and then I've realized, actually, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong, so probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't be scret me at people. Why don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think off the top of my head

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<v Speaker 1>if there's something where I've like abused someone, and no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a saint.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really, I'm perfect. Yeah, so I just you

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<v Speaker 2>can't think of anything