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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Imagine being stuck on

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Speaker 1: the cruise ships that are in lockdown because of the coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: These people were at the end of their cruise, so

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Speaker 1: they were ready to step off when they had to

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Speaker 1: go into I guess fourteen days of isolation and fair

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Speaker 1: enough to because in terms of public health, forty people

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Speaker 1: have tested positive to the coronavirus on that ship, twelve

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Speaker 1: of them Australians. And if they've gone into their communities,

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Speaker 1: their schools, whatever, then that's that's.

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Speaker 2: A regular typhoid marriage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's interesting that they're without the glamorous cruise food.

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Speaker 1: Those days are gone. You're not getting your beautiful luxury

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Speaker 1: buffet food, you're not getting your drinks, You're not getting

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Speaker 1: any of that stuff. Food's put outside your door three

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Speaker 1: times a day, like being in prison. It really is.

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Speaker 1: And they have to just sit out this incubation period.

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Speaker 2: I have enough trouble on a cruise as it is.

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Speaker 2: I went on a cruise and about three days and

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Speaker 2: I said, oh, this is enough. How much longer have

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Speaker 2: we gotten?

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Speaker 1: Seven days being stuck in a room that doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a view, that doesn't have a balcony that's airless, with

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Speaker 1: two parents, a couple of kids. Imagine that. Imagine how

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Speaker 1: bored everyone is. I saw that a porn company is

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Speaker 1: offered free pawn to people.

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Speaker 2: Really, I don't know the kids are in the room.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what happens there virtual kids. But did

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Speaker 1: you see that this Australian couple ordered wine via a

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Speaker 1: drone because the boats just pulled up there at the dock.

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Speaker 1: They got two bottles of pino and noire delivered by

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Speaker 1: a drone. Well, it is, and it makes sense. No

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Speaker 1: humans are involved in the contact, so it's just a

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Speaker 1: drone dropping it in the lengths. Some people go to though,

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Speaker 1: to get a drink booze, smuggling the booze. But you've

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Speaker 1: done that a thousand times.

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Speaker 2: Have I? I can't even begin to tell you how

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Speaker 2: many times I've smuggled in boosts. And I'm a great

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Speaker 2: booze smuggler. I reckon I could be a bootlegger quite easily.

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Speaker 2: Bootlegg easy easy.

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Speaker 1: What are some of your examples? I gay?

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Speaker 2: So we went to go and see Neil Diamond at

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Speaker 2: the Hunter Valley. You live hard, we rock hard. And

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Speaker 2: what they do is they serve up that horrible mid

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Speaker 2: strength junk. You know that beer, that mid strength and

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Speaker 2: it's terrible. You must well just drink tap water. So

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Speaker 2: we came up with an idea. Because you're not allowed

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Speaker 2: to take in alcohol. So what you do and get

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Speaker 2: bottled water. You chip all the water out of the bottle.

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Speaker 2: You fill the bottle with vodka so it just looks

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Speaker 2: like water. Problem is, though, the security checks the seal

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Speaker 2: on the bottom. So what you do is you get

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Speaker 2: another water bottle. You chop the top of the bottle off,

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Speaker 2: put that in the whole bottle and lid into boiling water.

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Speaker 2: The lid comes free, the seal is intact. You put

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Speaker 2: that on the new bottle. Security checks it. Nothing to

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Speaker 2: see here, mate, a bottle of harmless water.

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Speaker 1: How do you join the one that's sealed onto the

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Speaker 1: other bottle.

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Speaker 2: Because the cap just falls off. They're two different plastics,

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Speaker 2: you know those crushable water boods. One plastic is harder

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Speaker 2: than the other, so that when the heat the actual

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Speaker 2: bottle drinks, the top of the bottle shrinks, so the

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Speaker 2: cap comes off and you just put it on.

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Speaker 1: Easy peasy and had that seals it.

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Speaker 2: It seals it. The security he looked at it. I've

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Speaker 2: just got a bottle of water made.

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Speaker 1: Why are you like a just got some water mate,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I've never really done this except for that

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Speaker 1: one time when we went to Midnight Oil and I

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Speaker 1: had a hip flask shaped like a banana.

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Speaker 2: Looked like a real banana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I thought, why don't we take a

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Speaker 1: hip flask. This is, you know here in my fifties.

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Speaker 1: Let's try this. How exciting?

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Speaker 2: And you got the hip flask in all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good, Yeah, it was great.

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Speaker 2: Except what did you do to the group?

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Speaker 1: Well? I pre mixed the drink exactly. I mixed the

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Speaker 1: vodka with some tonic because I don't want to drink

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Speaker 1: straight vodka.

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Speaker 2: So it was a hip flask, which would take about

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Speaker 2: two hundred mills, and it was just a mixed drink

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: But what happens? Why would you I don't want to

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Speaker 1: drink straight vod that's what you do because you're going

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Speaker 1: to take it. So do you just drink straight.

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Speaker 2: When you buy lemonade and and things.

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Speaker 1: Well, in the end we ended up just dancing around

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Speaker 1: the drinks bar anyway, I remember that. That's true. We

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Speaker 1: worked too far from the drinks. After all that, up

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Speaker 1: to all my smuggling techniques

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Speaker 2: Joines The and Amanda in the morning at one point

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Speaker 2: seven t