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Speaker 1: We have swapped our Saturday morning with a mother of

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Speaker 1: game starts with thous It's terrifying starf four children, twelve hours,

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Speaker 2: And we're doing a lot. We're gonna we're gonna wake

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Speaker 1: So you're going to be talking to the eldest boy

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Speaker 1: Ben today to just get a little bit of an

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified. Yeah, that's gonna be at four point thirty.

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Speaker 1: Look forward to that absolute train wreck coming up. Small

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Speaker 1: talk on a little bit later this hour.

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Speaker 2: And up next Will, I'm going to be asking you

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Speaker 2: can cheating be good for a relationship. I'm not looking

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Speaker 2: forward to this super sticky, juicy question to kick off

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Speaker 2: the show. Will can cheating be good for a relationship?

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Speaker 2: What do you reckon? Can it?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say an annoying answer and say it depends.

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Speaker 2: I need you do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends what it depends.

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Speaker 2: You're a little slippery snake.

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Speaker 1: I'm not actually going on. I think I think it does.

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Speaker 1: I think it can be if you're honest about it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And now I know that doesn't really that's inherently contradictory

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Speaker 1: and you're willing to engage in those issues and then

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Speaker 1: just walk them through with your partner, then I think

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Speaker 1: actually addressing what's going on and then you grow through that.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, you can't have growthrough that challenge. So I

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Speaker 1: think it's I think it's a good thing.

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Speaker 2: That is actually exactly what a relation therapist has said

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Speaker 2: in an article.

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Speaker 1: You wrote the article, Oh you wrote the article.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, No, that's exactly what they said. It can

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Speaker 2: Will writes for Women dot Net everyone, there's a scoop

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Speaker 2: for Daily Mail. No, that that's exactly what this relationship

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Speaker 2: therapist has said. And they said that over in Europe,

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Speaker 2: actually it's more accepted. Actually cheating is more accepted over

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Speaker 1: And which which would perpetuate further cheating because you have cheated,

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Speaker 1: which means you bury it. You do it again because

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Speaker 2: So again, sorry specifically talking for you into your life. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: your girlfriend. I'm sorry to put this hypothetically, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: Bring her out. Your your girlfriend cheats on you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, hypothetically yes. How do you react to that? What's

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting answer. I want to talk to you more

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Speaker 2: If you're a woman and you're listening to us right

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Speaker 1: Before, Gee whiz.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to go too deep into that stuff.

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to put them against maybe some questions

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Speaker 1: Will I'm pitted against them, not pitted against them.

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Speaker 2: I think it'll just be interesting. We're going to be

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, So this isn't just you providing the perfect

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Speaker 2: No, but that isn't about it. That was a joke.

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Speaker 1: We've got plenty to come here, woulds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And we're talking now about what actually constitutes as

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Speaker 2: cheating There was an article today by a relationship therapist

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Speaker 2: But then there's other areas which could be on the line.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to be putting a whole bunch of

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Speaker 2: scenarios to you, Will and Ah, this is tough a

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Speaker 2: woman called Melissa. And Melissa, you've been cheated on before?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have been cheated on. I was with my

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Speaker 2: So consistently he was, he was cheating.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was in a relationship someone from his work.

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Speaker 1: Where why wow wow wow yeah yeah, I thought, yeah yeah, no, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, does she know about you at this stage?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she knew about me the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Well, sorry to hear that, Melissa, but I want to

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Speaker 2: play a little Well it's not really a game. Well no,

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Speaker 2: it is a game. I'm going to throw a whole

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Speaker 2: to tell me if you think the scenario constitutes as cheating.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I haven't been cheated on before, not that

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Speaker 1: I'm aware of, by the way, unless you're doing a

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no, keep off the podcast

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay. Scenario number one will Yeah, showering together with

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Speaker 1: A little bit has been cheated before. I would to be.

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Speaker 2: Careful showering together with someone of the sex you attracted

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Speaker 2: to with your bathers on, just bathers, and you're showering together,

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Speaker 2: and it's in a house.

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Speaker 2: wearing your bathings and I'm just mates. Well yeah, oh okay,

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Speaker 2: so it's an acquaintance. Yeah, how do I know the person?

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Speaker 1: I need? Context?

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Speaker 2: Work colleague. It's a work colleague. You're on a work trip, nah,

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Speaker 2: and you have you share a shower, but the bathers

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Speaker 2: stay on cheating or not cheating.

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Speaker 1: If it's just in your room, that's no good. It's

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Speaker 1: no good for me.

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Speaker 2: That's cheating.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'd like to know about it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Melissa, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not It's hard to say it's cheating because

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Speaker 4: they're not actually cheating, but it's definitely not something. If

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Speaker 1: And Melissa, I reckon. That's always like the best little

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Speaker 1: test to put yourself through in these situations is always

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Speaker 1: how would my girlfriend react? Or how would my partner react?

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Speaker 2: By Tom, that's always put it through that filter, just like, Okay.

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Speaker 1: What would my girlfriend be thinking right now if I

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it sounds dodgy, all right. Next one

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Speaker 2: will drunken peck on the lips. So drunk you've had

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Speaker 1: Friend, Is it a good friend?

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Speaker 2: Again, I'm gonna say it's just an acquaintance. It's an acquaintance,

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Speaker 2: No good, just a peck, So just a quick peck.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: That's cheating. No, you don't get not cheating, not cheating.

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Speaker 4: Melissa, Oh my god, this is so hard because they

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Speaker 4: could be so you're a bit drunky. Yeah, you're not

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Speaker 1: It's all contextual, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it would depend if they were really hot. Hey, yeah, let's.

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Speaker 2: Say they're hot. They're absolute smoke house all right, right, okay,

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Speaker 1: God, the hot thing's annoying, isn't it sucks for hot people? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't have it hard, Will, No, sadly I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: fall in there, but you know, you can't have a

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Speaker 2: Work colleague if you're hot. Yeah, no, it's interesting. Next one, Will,

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Speaker 2: is it? Is it cheating if you have dinner together

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Speaker 1: Do you know, alone with someone else and you don't

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Speaker 2: I do think that's weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's cheating. It's just like, tell

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Speaker 2: So it's just weird, not cheating. But Lissa, what do

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Speaker 4: Why are you telling them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Exactly, it's just a bit tap Yeah, I agree, it's.

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Speaker 2: Not cheating, not cheating, but just fishy going on well, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think on the same page that just wouldn't happen.

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Speaker 1: You've been out of a relationship for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll move on to the next one. How about

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Speaker 2: a massage cheating?

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Speaker 1: No, it's cheating, cheating, it's what sort of a massage

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Speaker 1: are we talking?

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a lommy lommy Hawaiian massage. Wow,

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Speaker 2: And no one's a professional in the scenario.

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Speaker 1: Are they hot or not hot? Like like you know,

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Speaker 1: if it's Susan Boyle giving you a massage, fine.

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Speaker 2: Good I Ben?

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Hey?

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Speaker 6: Ben?

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Speaker 5: How are yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Looking forward to the boys coming out on Saturday morning?

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Speaker 5: I cannot wait? Right?

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Speaker 1: We worried about that, yeah, Ben? Before we carry on

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Speaker 5: Oh they might. I don't know, they might. Who knows?

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Speaker 1: Would you tell us though? Would you be like boys

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you on that much money? Would you pay

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Speaker 1: Would he not be engaging in kids?

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Speaker 2: You did take fifty and just Huba speaking? If I

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Speaker 5: Key bucks and a double tender burger from KFC and jeez.

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Speaker 1: There, Ben, would you have done it for ten bucks

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Speaker 5: H nah?

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Speaker 2: Do so just quickly, Ben, just from this small interaction

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Speaker 2: you've had with Will and I already? Who do you

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Speaker 5: None of your joking?

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Speaker 7: Joking?

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Speaker 5: Or depends again? Who's going to get me some more

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Speaker 5: double tender bergers than fifty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Me, you are falling into the submission position. You mate,

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Speaker 2: He's already walking over, Ben.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about Let's talk about what you're up to

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Speaker 1: on Saturday? Mate? What have you got on?

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Speaker 5: I have a two thirty singing lesson two thirty singing okay?

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Speaker 1: Cool?

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Speaker 5: And then yep, I know few guys around, but I

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Speaker 5: and I have my night for a show on that night.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll do a bit of theaters. That should

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can come join the car.

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Speaker 1: We can do a few.

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Speaker 5: I'll let you be in the show. I'm a drag

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Speaker 5: queen in the show. So we'll get your old dragged up?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: That is what's what? What's the theater performance?

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Speaker 1: Ben?

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Speaker 5: Inky Boots?

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Speaker 2: I love that movie?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That does it actually have a past?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I talked to my director, the director.

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Speaker 2: I'll give him fifty bucks.

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Speaker 1: Surely a double tender burger.

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Speaker 2: Who am I playing?

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Speaker 1: Am?

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Speaker 2: I Am I going to be Kinky Boot?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna all the different all different angels. There

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Speaker 5: So well of colors for you? What color do you

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Speaker 5: You can be yellow.

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Speaker 1: Ben, you don't have to give apart. You do not

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Speaker 1: have to give a part. We are your parents. We're

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Speaker 1: I can't think of anything worse than going to a

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Speaker 5: This is Ben's brilliant.

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Speaker 2: I'll put some on you perfect.

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Speaker 1: I'd love Ben. It's loving to talk to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking forward to Saturday. Sounds like I'm going to have

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Speaker 1: KFC double tender Burger's flying hey man, thanks for joining

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: drop off four this Saturday. We're swapping our suray of

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Speaker 2: I'm going to show this Saturday night, will show.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not okay with you are not going to

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Speaker 1: It's not okay, he said. He wants me. He's fourteen.

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Speaker 1: He's at that age where you are genuinely allergic to

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, this actually this is a good lesson

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Speaker 1: because because you need to hear these stories made do

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Speaker 1: not remember when your mom used to drop you off

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well dad used to actually drop me off in

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Speaker 1: There was nothing worse when you're that age of your

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Speaker 1: and I think we understand reminders love for you guys

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Speaker 1: We just spoke to the eldest boy, Ben, Yes, just

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Speaker 5: Right, I'm a drag queen in the show, so we'll

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Speaker 2: You're a drag queen.

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: What what's the theater performance? Ben?

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Speaker 5: Inky Boots?

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Speaker 2: I love that movie. And Ben was really excited about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was appeasing you. And I think you

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Speaker 2: Mate, he's gonna need to be harrowing to stop me

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Speaker 2: stage bill. Let's go to Kim Kim, you go a

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Speaker 8: I went to high school in a small country town,

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Speaker 2: Ah, the overhorning, the overharning. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst thanks that he picked, juving you to

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Speaker 1: put your woodwork project in the back. I mean that

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Speaker 2: It's practical. Got Georgia here, Georgia on thirty one oh

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my dad did. It was my eighteenth birthday at

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Speaker 1: The God by Georgia, We've got charity here on thirty

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Speaker 1: What's the most embarrassing thing your parents did to you

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Speaker 7: Teenager, guys, girl, I had discovered that I was, you know,

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Speaker 7: the group of we weren't allowed to hang around with

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Speaker 7: I'd gone out with a group of them that I

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Speaker 7: I was at the Blue Light Disco with this group

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Speaker 1: You can't rack up at the disco, Dad. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: the call, Sharon, and you can't join your kids musical

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Speaker 1: theater production. I'm not going to pull him off stage,

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Speaker 1: but I know what you're like, mate, You're a classic

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Speaker 1: limelight stealer. You're going to be out there and you're

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Speaker 1: going to be wanting to do a solo. We've got

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Speaker 1: Rebecca here. Rebecca, what's the most embarrassing thing your parents

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Speaker 4: About like the beginning of this year, my.

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Speaker 5: Brave boyfriend came over for the first time and my

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Speaker 4: asked to enjoy with him.

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Speaker 1: Woods. Yes, it's a special time of the week for

446
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Speaker 1: us this. I had somebody walk up to me on

447
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Speaker 1: Friday night last Friday. They said to me, God, I

448
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Speaker 1: love small talk, but I'm far too scared to come

449
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Speaker 1: on because I'm worried your canus.

450
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Speaker 2: Oh, don't be scared, guys. There's a chance to win

451
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Speaker 2: something off Beck Judd's desk. If you think you've got

452
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Speaker 2: a small talk.

453
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Speaker 1: Suck sot you Australia's best small talker.

454
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Speaker 2: So the game is really simple. You just call on

455
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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh sixty five. You crack into some small talk.

456
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Speaker 2: You can say anything to us, anything that you think

457
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Speaker 2: will be entertaining. We will can you very quickly. If

458
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Speaker 2: it is not entertaining.

459
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Speaker 1: It's the quick and the dead. But it's the quick

460
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Speaker 1: and the dead.

461
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Speaker 2: The win if you are entertaining is something we've taken

462
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Speaker 2: off Beck Judd's desk. She's part of the three pm

463
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Speaker 2: pick out.

464
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Speaker 1: Look at that. Look at the size of the box

465
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Speaker 1: it comes in.

466
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Speaker 2: It's a big box. Well, it's a huge box. Woods

467
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Speaker 2: a huge box. Here's a few people who have tried

468
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Speaker 2: to show off. It's small talk. Justin.

469
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Speaker 4: Crack in, mate, he's gone here just skateboarding.

470
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Speaker 5: Added to the twenty twenty Japan Olympics.

471
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Speaker 2: What do you reckon about that? I know, Cali crack in.

472
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Speaker 7: Oh guys, the BMAS Awards.

473
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Speaker 1: Last night, very much over them.

474
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Speaker 2: I can crack in.

475
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Speaker 3: If you could bring five people to dinner it's dead

476
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Speaker 3: or alive?

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Speaker 2: Who would you bring? Woar, Five's too much effort. If

478
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Speaker 2: you said three, I would have been with you.

479
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Speaker 1: Okay, So you've got to hit a sweet spot here, guys.

480
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Speaker 1: It's got to be interesting whilst at the same time

481
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Speaker 1: not too complicated because you get canned either way. That's right.

482
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Speaker 1: If you think you can win at thirty one to

483
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Speaker 1: six five and you reckon, you've got at small talk.

484
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Speaker 1: Something off Beck Judd's desk is the prize with stolen it.

485
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Speaker 1: She's out of the office, so it's definitely yours. We'll

486
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Speaker 1: ship it to you straight after the show. Give us

487
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Speaker 1: all right now, trying to figure out who is Australia's

488
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Speaker 1: best small talker? S sot.

489
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Speaker 7: You Australia's best small talker.

490
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Speaker 2: It's really easy. You just crack into some small talk

491
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Speaker 2: with us. If you're really interesting with your small talk,

492
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 2: you could go home with something. Beck Judd has been sent.

493
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: That's right. There's no money and no prizes on this show,

494
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: so we steal from the biggest celebrities in the station

495
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: who get sent lots of good stuff all the time.

496
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Speaker 2: And this is a great one. Guys. Right, Carolyn's given

497
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Speaker 2: us a call. Carolyn, crack into your small talk.

498
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Speaker 3: I just get so shitty up my backside.

499
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Speaker 1: When you driving of the complaints. That's a shocking thing

500
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Speaker 1: to have a small talk.

501
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 2: Got here in here kire and crack.

502
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Speaker 5: In trussage rolls or boy, not bad.

503
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Speaker 2: I'm a snag roll. I just find it easier to

504
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Speaker 2: wait a snag roll. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 5: What do you go for, Kieran, Yeah, I'll go to

506
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Speaker 5: the I might have been a sloppy made in the

507
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Speaker 5: old pie.

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Speaker 2: More on, mate, Yeah, we've seen it there, we've seen it.

509
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Speaker 2: It was a good question. First God, Ruth here, Ruth

510
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Speaker 2: crack in, bicycles on the road?

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Speaker 9: How much do you hate them?

512
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Speaker 1: What I didn't understand?

513
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Speaker 2: Bicycles on the road? Hammage to your head. Wheel's the cyclist?

514
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 2: Unfortunately again and Will comes off his bike. So to

515
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Speaker 2: touch your point, we've got Emma.

516
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Speaker 9: Hi, I almost died even by a crocodile. What's the

517
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Speaker 9: most interesting way you've almost died?

518
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Speaker 2: Don't the question, but tell me more about the crocodile story.

519
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Speaker 9: As I was swimming and I came face to face

520
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Speaker 9: with it before i'd fallen off a waterfall, so I

521
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Speaker 9: looking through too.

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Speaker 1: Well, oh wow, Emma standing on the line, that's a

523
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Speaker 1: pretty good small talk. I'm the least. We've got Zoe

524
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Speaker 1: here from Cranburn, can I Zoey?

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Who do you think it's going to go into the

527
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Speaker 5: Grand final?

528
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Speaker 2: Talking about sportsport? We got Andrew here, Andrea crack in.

529
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Speaker 5: Hey, you don't know that men can breastfeet?

530
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Speaker 2: No they can't.

531
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Speaker 9: They can?

532
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Speaker 4: They can?

533
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Speaker 2: From then?

534
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Speaker 1: Well, where else are you breastfeeding from your tongue. Well no,

535
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Speaker 1: it turn it can Woody can Woody? You can't. Sorry,

536
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Speaker 1: awful comment. And Andrew is still in the game here.

537
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Speaker 1: We've got that's called sad Give us your small talk.

538
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 7: Oh hi, I'm sorry.

539
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Speaker 2: You can do it like cock story and we like

540
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Speaker 2: men breastfeeding.

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Speaker 1: I like men breastfeeding. I think that's fascinating.

542
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Speaker 2: But it doesn't make sense will men.

543
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Speaker 1: That's why it's interesting.

544
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Speaker 2: We're getting you on the show tomorrow, Andrew, because I

545
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Speaker 2: think you're full of it. Men can't breastfeed.

546
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Speaker 1: No, they can.

547
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Speaker 3: It's been scientifically proven if you stimulate your nipples enough,

548
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Speaker 3: you've got some milk glands to actually produce milk for

549
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Speaker 3: your leami.

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Speaker 2: I stimulate my nipples all the time, and milk has

551
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Speaker 2: never come out.

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Speaker 1: Andrea, what you want?

553
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Speaker 2: Andrea, you've obviously one of my big time's ben sent

554
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Speaker 2: and that is some twig tree. It's a twig tree

555
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Speaker 2: with lights.

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Speaker 9: Oh lovely, My daughter would love it soly.

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Speaker 1: Sh It's really cute. Gratulations downie us Chase best small

558
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Speaker 1: talker this week. Interesting stuff, polarizing stuff here, mate. Voting

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Speaker 1: for the World's Most Livable Cities has come in and

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Speaker 1: Melbourne City and Adelaide all made the.

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Speaker 2: List on the top ten.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, that's right. While not the top ten,

563
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Speaker 1: they've just made the list. Now Brisbane and Perth have

564
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Speaker 1: missed out. Stiff. Yeah, and I reckon that is stiff

565
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Speaker 1: as well. You and I have both lived in Perth.

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Speaker 1: Brisbane's a beautiful spot. I reckon there's stiff. So what

567
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Speaker 1: I've asked people to do right now thirty one O

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Speaker 1: six five. If you're from Perth or from Brisbane, where

569
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Speaker 1: are going to choose someone to represent those cities? And

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Speaker 1: you've got to put your case forward for your city

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Speaker 1: in twenty seconds. But more importantly, you've also got to

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Speaker 1: tell us which city you'd like to knock off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is great stuff. I think it's Perth's quite hard.

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Speaker 2: I love Perth. PE's one of our favorite cities in

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Speaker 2: the world. Now you're pretty much only got beaches to

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Speaker 2: say that are the most beautiful beaches in the world.

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Speaker 2: They're gon't need to speak.

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Speaker 1: To anybody from Perth.

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Speaker 2: It's weather in beaches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah's why it's great and they're going to need to

581
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Speaker 1: pull out more than that. All right, Cool, we've got

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Speaker 1: two calls on the line here. We've got Matt from

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Speaker 1: Perth and Bank. We'll kick it off with Matt from

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Speaker 1: Perth ka Matte Hey gun buddy, Yeah really well?

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Speaker 2: First question, Matt, which city do you want to knock

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Speaker 2: out of the top ten?

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Speaker 5: Oh? It definitely has to be Adelaide, the city of Churches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Now, Maddie, let's get down to brush tacks.

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Speaker 1: Why should Perth be in the top ten? You know what, May,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it. I'm going to give you twenty seconds.

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Speaker 5: Nice, you've been the rottenest hole and your boys absolutely

592
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Speaker 5: Christine boys.

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Speaker 1: The best beaches in the world.

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Speaker 7: Over there, twelve year buddy, thirty thirty grade shirt?

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Speaker 1: What do I end in three seconds? Anything else?

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Speaker 5: That's it?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good? Rap? Pretty good?

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Speaker 9: Don't mind it?

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Speaker 1: I mean what I got out of that was beaches

601
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Speaker 1: and weather. I don't island?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which was beaches?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, good?

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Speaker 1: Put good stuff. Maddie didn't mind it? Should it knockout Adelaide?

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Speaker 1: Sounds it sounded pretty good. We've got biancre Die here

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Speaker 1: from Bridgts ninety seven three?

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Speaker 2: Can I be anchor?

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Speaker 9: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: Gorgeous? Boys?

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Speaker 1: How you doing really good?

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Speaker 7: I'm in sunny bris Vegas.

615
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 5: And we live it here.

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00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: It's already begne to right. Well, before we get into

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Speaker 1: why Brisbane is so wonderful and should be up there

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Speaker 1: with the other cities? Which city would you like to

619
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Speaker 1: knock off?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Look, I love Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: I definitely think that should be on the list.

623
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Speaker 7: I'm going to knock city off.

624
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Speaker 1: The list, Sydney. Why should Sydney go?

625
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Speaker 4: Because I don't want to have to take own a

626
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Speaker 4: mortgage to park my car to go.

627
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Speaker 9: And get my life paid fifty But.

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Speaker 5: Sydney needs to take a leak.

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Speaker 7: By the private Frists book and it needs to calm.

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Speaker 1: Down, all right, the anchor. Let's get down to brass tax.

631
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Speaker 1: Though we gave Hi Matt twenty seconds to spruk peer,

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Speaker 1: didn't he didn't.

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Speaker 4: He use that?

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00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 5: Well you're going down mat alright, here we go.

635
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Speaker 1: Why should Brisbane me? And you're trying to knock off Sydney?

636
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: You've got twenty seconds off you go?

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00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 2: If yeah, you can go? All right?

638
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 9: Two words?

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Speaker 3: Seriously, we are the city to shave you can really probably?

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00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Great, We are the river city.

642
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: We are the city that.

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00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 7: Gives you gold coast to the left, sunny coast.

644
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 3: To the rhyme three degrees to those boys.

645
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 9: Got its own jingle.

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00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard it? See it's the jingle A

647
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Speaker 2: love your prince Ready? Well, I well done.

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00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it sounds like. Brisbane's in at

649
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Speaker 1: the moment.

650
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a great pitch.

651
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: Brisbane's got to go in.

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Speaker 2: I reckon?

653
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: What do you reckon? Once?

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00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: Well, it's not up to us. I've just been told

655
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 2: it's up to the Economist intelligence Unit. Yeah, by the sounds,

656
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Speaker 2: and I think they're a fan of our show.

657
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: Unit is probably not going to really do it. Great pictures, though,

658
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: guys were reckon. Perth and Brizzie should both be and

659
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Speaker 1: thanks so much for coming on the show.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna drop it.

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00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, somebody plays on hold jesus.

662
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: Well, it's an amazing thing when someone's name perfectly matches

663
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: who they are or what they do. I had an

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Speaker 2: absolute crack of this morning. Was reading a horrifically boring

665
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: article about how much a social media influencer makes off

666
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Speaker 2: each of their Instagram posts. I won't bore you further

667
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: with that, but within the article.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate everybode in their cars are praising, praising.

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Speaker 1: Within the article, it makes money off taking photos of themselves.

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Speaker 2: Within the article, I talked about this influencer's boyfriend. Now

672
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Speaker 2: his boyfriend is really really rich. He's worth eighteen million dollars.

673
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Speaker 2: His name, he's worth eighteen million dollars. Yep, his name

674
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Speaker 2: is Alec Monopoly.

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Speaker 1: You must be the Monopoly guy, Pascal two hundred dollars.

676
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: Wow, rich guy with last name Monopoly.

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Speaker 1: It almost stinks of a name change, doesn't it? Like

678
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Speaker 1: it's too good?

679
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Speaker 2: Some of these he changed too well.

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Speaker 1: I just think that in some of these circumstances, you

681
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Speaker 1: hear what their names are and you think yourself, that's

682
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Speaker 1: too good with This topic has been flying online on

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Speaker 1: Instagram today. On William there was a weather presenter called

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Speaker 1: crystal Ball.

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00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 2: Brilliant, brilliant, crystal Ball predicting the weather.

686
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Speaker 1: Isn't that extraordinary?

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Speaker 2: Great stuff?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, there was actually someone who worked at an observatory that

690
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Speaker 2: was called Luna Moona that is legit. I want to

691
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Speaker 2: hear more of these. I don't want to be the

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Speaker 2: best one in Australia thirteen one oh sixty five Have

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Speaker 2: you heard of or have you got an amazing name?

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Speaker 8: Names?

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Speaker 1: How sweet.

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Speaker 2: Chuckling?

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Speaker 1: I've got I'm reading through these ones online. There was

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Speaker 1: a firefighter called Dave McBurnie.

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Speaker 2: No, there was nothing. It was Dave mcbeurney.

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Speaker 1: There was a urologist, you.

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Speaker 2: Like this one, Yeah, doctor Colden.

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Speaker 1: We're asking for amazing namesazing names.

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Speaker 2: How sweet day sound, Kate, you've got an amazing name

704
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: or you've heard of an amazing name?

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Speaker 1: O Kate?

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00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: You then yes, I am, Yes, you got an amazing name.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 8: True story verified by the phone book.

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Speaker 3: In the nineties, there was a doctor at the Hospital

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Speaker 3: of Portray. Her name was Victoria Deborah Killer, doctor v D.

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Speaker 1: Killer.

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Speaker 2: Wow, amazing Kate.

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Speaker 3: Imagine that name played on her door.

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00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: Really good stuff, really good stuff, Kate, good stuff. Got

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Speaker 2: Leslie here, now, Leslie, you used to work at a

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Speaker 2: zoo and you came across an interesting name.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: No, I still work at the zoo.

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Speaker 5: But there used to be an aquarium there and the

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Speaker 5: guy that ran it his name was John West.

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Speaker 2: So that's scary for the fish.

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Speaker 1: One eye opened is that the guy? Is that the

723
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Speaker 1: guy who does it?

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Speaker 2: We've got Angel here, now, Angel you were you were

725
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: nineteen and you came across an interesting name.

726
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Speaker 3: A ghyna collogist named doctor Lictor.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's just all sorts of areas.

728
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Speaker 2: Wowward, did you go there?

729
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Speaker 1: Was he your angel?

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Speaker 2: He was you're kidding ye?

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Speaker 1: Did you ever mention it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 9: No, but it was It was like in front.

734
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Speaker 1: Is the elephant in the room?

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00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,719
Speaker 2: Isn't it that a big elephant? Thanks? Angel? You got

736
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Speaker 2: Kathy here, now, Kathy, what was your history teacher's name?

737
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Speaker 7: Yeah? Well he was his mate's name, and his name

738
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Speaker 7: was Richard Head.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, we all know the nickname for Richard. Very

740
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: good stuff, very good cat. That's tough for Richard Head.

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Speaker 1: We've got Emily here on thirty one and six four,

742
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Speaker 1: and we're talking names matching jobs. What have you got

743
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Speaker 1: for us?

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Speaker 6: I used to date a guy who worked in a

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Speaker 6: fruit and bed shop and his name was tom Ardo.

746
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, great, start again.

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Speaker 1: Extraordinary he's been.

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Speaker 2: We got Karen here, now, Karen, this was your husband's doctor.

749
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Speaker 3: Yess, my ex husband. He we decided he would get

750
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Speaker 3: a reversal of his etectomy.

751
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

752
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 3: And he went into his doctor and his doctor's name

753
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Speaker 3: was doctor Woodcock.

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Speaker 1: Naz name, how sweet day, Jez Woods, Prince Harry. He's

755
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Speaker 1: in a bit of trouble again. He's been he's lobbying

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Speaker 1: for environmental sustainability, Great cause, Great Cause, and yet he's

757
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Speaker 1: been caught taking up to four gas guzzling private jets

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Speaker 1: in eleven days.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of private jets. Well, that's a lot

760
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Speaker 2: of private jets. Woulds a lot of CO two?

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Speaker 1: Well, he said he always offsets his carbon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And actually Elton John went to and it defended

763
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Speaker 2: him and said it Elton because he was taking Elton

764
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Speaker 2: Elton John's private jet. He was actually from Elton John's jet, yeah,

765
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Speaker 2: to Elton John's house to have a holiday. And Elton

766
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Speaker 2: John defended him and said, I always pay off my

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Speaker 2: COEO to emissions.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: No idea. Yeah, I think it just means that those

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Speaker 2: money goes towards planting trees, okay, and then it's offset effectively,

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Speaker 2: and that that's how you offset it. But I'm just guessing,

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Speaker 2: to be honest, I don't know how that works.

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Speaker 1: No, neither do I another. I personally think he's been

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Speaker 1: caught red handed. It seems like he's sort of on

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Speaker 1: the back foot a whole bunch about this stuff.

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Speaker 2: At the moment we came up with his excuse today

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Speaker 2: he was Finally, he finally talked about it and said

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Speaker 2: the excuse was that he was worried about the safety

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Speaker 2: of his family.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, shocking, Yeah, mate.

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Speaker 2: He's had a long time to think of that. Pretty sure.

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00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 2: Commercial eirlines are pretty safe as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like another shocking excuse when a bloke's

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00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: been caught rand handed. A little bit. It reminds me

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Speaker 1: of this. Actually, wow, I'm just waiting from mate.

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Speaker 2: You are you got caught red hands earlier this week?

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Speaker 2: Tuesday night?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Last night.

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Speaker 1: If you're talking about the thing I think you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: it was Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's tell that story that you got caught

793
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Speaker 2: red handed by your girlfriend and that was it was

794
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 2: a funny story. Do you want to tell that one?

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00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 2: Tell you what? Why do we go to a song?

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00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: We go to a song. I let you think about

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00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 2: the story for a little bit and everyone can hear this.

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Speaker 2: That's no, it's very funny, everyone, it's very funny. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: We'll go to a song, beautiful song up next. Were

801
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Speaker 2: here as the cracking story. Don't go anywhere, go it

802
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: is very very good. You've got home, then, you know,

803
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: sit in your car, chill out, you know, put the

804
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: heater on, the econ on whatever, strap yourself in.

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00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: I have been put into a corner and told that

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00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: I've got to tell a story before we get therewards.

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00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: Yes, you got caught red handed by your girlfriend on

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Speaker 2: Tuesday morning, yesterday morning. I just think it's a phenomenal story,

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00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: Will and I think it's great when we share these

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00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: sorts of things.

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Speaker 1: So over to you, it is a great throat. It's

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00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: a phenomenal story. However, you know, yeah, I've had to

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00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: use a whole bunch of euphemisms to describe what's happened here,

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00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: just to try and you know, make sure it's you know,

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Speaker 1: family friendly of course.

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00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 2: Course, so if you get lost at all, just draw

817
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: the dots, I mean the DUTs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably the wrong guy for the euphemisms. All right,

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00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: here we go. So this is what happened. I got

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00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: up earlier than my girlfriend a couple of days ago,

821
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Speaker 1: and I went to go and have a shower, and

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Speaker 1: I had my phone with me before the shower, and

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00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: so I jumped on to a particular website to watch

824
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: people engaging in a bit of horizontal refreshment in the bathroom.

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00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: Right yeah, So anyway, I can't go.

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Speaker 2: To your bush webs.

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00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, come back to the bedroom and my girlfriend Sam,

828
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: she's like crying with laughter, crying with laughter, and I say,

829
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: what's going on? And she she says to me, point blank,

830
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: you know, were you in the bathroom driving Miss Daisy?

831
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Speaker 1: And I said yeah, no, I said no, I said,

832
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: denied as any normal person would do. I said no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not.

834
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Speaker 2: Wouldn't do that, denied having your hand on the gift

835
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: stick driving Miss Daisy.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's exactly right. She then procures my

837
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: laptop from under the blankets, and she says to me,

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00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: will your phone wirelessly links with your laptop? So put

839
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: yourself in her shoes. She's literally gone online to google

840
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: you know what sort of train she wants to take.

841
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, a website pops up

842
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: and there's all sorts of people taking a turn among

843
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: the cabbages. And then she realizes it's me controlling the website,

844
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: and she watches me trawl through the thumbnails, pick and

845
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Speaker 1: choose what I would like to watch. It was agonizing.

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Speaker 5: It was.

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Speaker 2: Just the great moments, one of the great moments.

848
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Speaker 1: And yeah, girlfriend, yeah, no, it was fine. Luckily I

849
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: managed to pass it off as just a bit of

850
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: research for the show. It was it was. We're talking

851
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: about a range of stuff on this show.

852
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: You can get all on the iHeartRadio have on.

853
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: The podcast if you'd like to have a little bit

854
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: of a listen to yourself in your own time, We're

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Speaker 1: ales available there on podcasts. See tomorrow, We'll see you guys,

856
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Speaker 1: can for goodbye. See what you're hearing. Find us on

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