Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell.
Speaker 3: Several meters from a trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 4: Bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k E.
Speaker 1: S Hey why I Hey? As in kill hey why.
Speaker 4: Okay? Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school?
Speaker 5: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good chime?
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches, what about me? Don't forget
Speaker 1: he is MITUREI and yes, Hello everyone, welcome to the
Speaker 1: show hollow michell.
Speaker 5: Hello, thanks for tuning in. Guys, We've got a special
Speaker 5: guest with us today, Jack Studio.
Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: You're so good?
Speaker 5: Remember Jack from many years ago? Was it twenty eleven
Speaker 5: when you were that little kid on Australia? It's got talent.
Speaker 5: Everyone couldn't stop talking.
Speaker 1: About, Oh my god, this can you still hit that
Speaker 1: high note? Because oh again again it's not as easy.
Speaker 5: It's very god, you can hit that note.
Speaker 3: Look you just slipped into that fucking scream me.
Speaker 5: Then I was actually listening to this earlier and I
Speaker 5: was like, even though that was little Jack. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: your voice hadn't broken yet, and now it has. It's
Speaker 5: still your singing voice still sounds quite similar.
Speaker 3: Time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a very similar time. There's glimpses of old
Speaker 5: Jack in the young voice. Still, I'm not fat well
Speaker 5: be here.
Speaker 1: Some people lose their singing.
Speaker 3: Voice when it breaks, so honestly I did, did you?
Speaker 3: I lost my voice?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 3: It just fucking left. I don't know. That's bad, I
Speaker 3: found out. But I had to train my voice again
Speaker 3: to sound good. And then I started smoking and.
Speaker 1: I, oh my god, it's great to have you here.
Speaker 1: I'm of you. We love you, love you guys, we
Speaker 1: know you outside of the pard genesee j Jenna definitely.
Speaker 2: So I do.
Speaker 5: I do? Indeed, yes, yeah, Prize keeper Jenna had an
Speaker 5: interaction with you back in the Young Jack days. Or
Speaker 5: not an interaction as it turns out, Jenny, you tell
Speaker 5: the story.
Speaker 2: It was May.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, there's a date twenty twelve.
Speaker 6: South Sydney Junior's Club.
Speaker 3: Why are we there? Is the first question.
Speaker 1: You were having a tour, oh, the infamous are as well.
Speaker 6: I was front row, my big fan, big fan and
Speaker 6: then afterwards. I was with my mom afterwards, She's like,
Speaker 6: why don't you go and meet Jack because you had
Speaker 6: a meeting greet after at a little table, a little signing.
Speaker 6: I was about to go there and I just couldn't.
Speaker 6: I was like, I can't meet Jack Figein And here
Speaker 6: you are.
Speaker 5: We'll have to get a photo of YouTube before you go. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember it so well. It was such a great concert. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's where my voice was starting to break as well,
Speaker 5: so that soon after AGT you lost it straight away.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're so sweet.
Speaker 6: Afterwards talking to my mom and I'm like, he's so talented.
Speaker 6: He's such a great singers, incredible.
Speaker 5: While you were out in the green room, Jack, we're
Speaker 5: getting the studio ready, Jenna whimpers to us, I can't
Speaker 5: believe Jack, bitch is coming in. It's one of those things.
Speaker 5: I feel like if you're a fangirl or someone, it
Speaker 5: just never leaves you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're so sweet. I love that. We'll definitely have
Speaker 3: to get a photo finally after all.
Speaker 1: These We're so sorry Jack. I love that I had
Speaker 1: a Jack Vichin story too. He's not as tragic, but
Speaker 1: it was school spectacular day. You remember school spec you.
Speaker 1: I used to love school span isolate.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 5: Is that a Sydney thing.
Speaker 1: It's a real Sydney thing. But people like country kids.
Speaker 3: Public school thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, public school performance. What did you have Buddy Red
Speaker 1: Faces Day or something for performance?
Speaker 3: Used to parade?
Speaker 1: We had those two. But it's like all the public
Speaker 1: schools come together and it's like the performing arts sectors,
Speaker 1: dance and the drama.
Speaker 3: Coming to quite wonderful. Honestly, I did that with them
Speaker 3: thing called Talent Development Project as well, and it's so good,
Speaker 3: especially for public school kids.
Speaker 1: It's essentially all the gay public school kids that don't
Speaker 1: know they're gay.
Speaker 5: Yet completely funny that you met there, Well, we didn't meet.
Speaker 1: So I was performing quite clearly gay, and I was
Speaker 1: doing an Anzac memorial dance. It was very tone.
Speaker 5: I hate to think what that could have possibly been.
Speaker 1: I was like cargy with like a soldier, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I couldn't dance, so I was
Speaker 1: always like the soldier could I just walked through the
Speaker 1: stage of pretend you've been shot, like you were dancing
Speaker 1: dancing correct? Yeah, Well someone else was singing and we
Speaker 1: had like the dressing rooms weren't like glamorous. It was
Speaker 1: like a open hall and all the kids would sit
Speaker 1: together like a zoo. But then we had a dressing
Speaker 1: room and we're like, oh, we're cool, We're like top notch.
Speaker 1: We have the Anzac performance and we have a dressing room.
Speaker 1: So we all go in there. We're having fun. We're
Speaker 1: having our poppers and you know, the vending machine and
Speaker 1: dancing and playing space jump. We were kids, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then something as adult. Oh yeah, Like I said, we
Speaker 1: didn't know we were gay yet. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're looking like black currant okay. And then the stage
Speaker 1: manager like walks in like this hefty lady like rumbles
Speaker 1: in and she has like keys on a lenyard and
Speaker 1: then she's like, guys, you're gonna have to leave. Jack
Speaker 1: Visiona's requested this dress. Wow. And we were all to
Speaker 1: us that was like Elton John has requested this yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh, he needs it now, and
Speaker 1: he's coming with his mum. And then you part us
Speaker 1: like the Red Sea. So we all go in the
Speaker 1: hall and then you were so you were so gorgeous,
Speaker 1: so cute. Your hair is like platinum white. You are
Speaker 1: like a kid. I think you were in like a black.
Speaker 3: Vest, such a little egotistic called cunt.
Speaker 1: As well, were you actually yeah, because we were terrified
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: I made everyone terrified of me.
Speaker 1: We were I were at a little shit really yeah,
Speaker 1: just from winning and having the prize money.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm being fourteen. Everyone in the work, not in
Speaker 3: the world in Australia telling you you're amazing, You're this,
Speaker 3: you believe it? Yeah, And then I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: king ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we kicked this out of like, give me
Speaker 1: that fact.
Speaker 5: To be honest, if I had that power, I'd ask
Speaker 5: for a dressing room too. I'd rather have that than
Speaker 5: not God.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course I'm sorry. That is totally fine.
Speaker 1: But I've always remembered it, and like as the years
Speaker 1: went on and I'm still friends with those like drama friends,
Speaker 1: we always talk about that, Jack.
Speaker 3: Rig Oh my gosh. A lot of people have a
Speaker 3: me moment like that where I was just a little
Speaker 3: shit so good.
Speaker 5: When did you have that self wear moment where You're like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm going to be less of an egotistical cunt.
Speaker 1: Your word, not.
Speaker 3: Mie, No, definitely my words, probably a lot of other
Speaker 3: people's words as well. I was talking about seventeen, and
Speaker 3: I started realizing because like fame comes and goes, sometimes
Speaker 3: it it comes, sometimes it goes and doesn't come back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and when I started realizing that nothing in this industry
Speaker 3: is guaranteed and that I was, at the time enjoying
Speaker 3: being famous more than I was enjoying being a singer, right,
Speaker 3: that was when it kind of all started to click
Speaker 3: and I kind of stopped stopped singing in general, and
Speaker 3: stopped working in the industry. And that was when I
Speaker 3: started working in age care.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 3: It was just like I had, I wanted to did
Speaker 3: a full one eighty, and I wanted to experience something
Speaker 3: where it wasn't about me and really.
Speaker 5: Because I realized it wouldn't be glamorous.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not in the slices. I was wiping assers.
Speaker 5: Is that the grossest thing you have to do in
Speaker 5: age care? Is there anything grosser than wiping asses?
Speaker 3: I mean, there's it's I worked in dementia care, so
Speaker 3: so it was quite full on, so it wasn't the
Speaker 3: gross stuff that really I didn't really care about that.
Speaker 3: But it was harder because I worked in the in
Speaker 3: dimension care and some of the overnight rescipite centers as well.
Speaker 3: So it's it's just hard to watch and hard. It's
Speaker 3: it's obviously old people have moments where it's just kind
Speaker 3: of a repeating situation of them not remembering where they are.
Speaker 3: That's the hardest part. It's just watching that good.
Speaker 1: That is tough work.
Speaker 5: I had a friend that worked in aged care and
Speaker 5: she had to give it up in the end because
Speaker 5: she was like, I just can't handle forming a bond
Speaker 5: with these people and then they fucking die, Like she
Speaker 5: just couldn't handle that. Was it the same for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: For sure.
Speaker 3: I Mean I wasn't in like palliade of care, but
Speaker 3: I was in the kind of the step before that, right,
Speaker 3: but they would have to leave and go to palliade
Speaker 3: of care and they would know that they're probably going
Speaker 3: to die soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: It was it was hard, but it was good. It
Speaker 3: was well. I really enjoyed it and I loved it.
Speaker 1: You're not there anymore, right, you don't do any of that.
Speaker 5: How long did you do that?
Speaker 3: For? About two years? Maybe a year and a half.
Speaker 3: Two years?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was seventeen.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's beautiful. So I wanted to know something better
Speaker 5: than drugs. Than Dick in your opinion watch left.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so we want.
Speaker 5: Segment with every guest that comes in. We've got a
Speaker 5: list of things better than drugs and Dick. It's like
Speaker 5: a way to remind our younger listeners that there's more
Speaker 5: to life than partying and boys. So crazily true. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: oddly enough. It is things that we put on the list.
Speaker 5: Little you know, small things in life. Good crunch of
Speaker 5: an apple, an ant Bishop put her.
Speaker 1: Waterbed, which is very niche the most well.
Speaker 5: She thinks it's better than those things that.
Speaker 1: You said you got to fill it up and stuff.
Speaker 1: I said, A good ear clean with a Q tip.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: I did that once and I fucking I pushed it
Speaker 3: into far I jammed and it wouldn't come out, and
Speaker 3: I had it for a week. It was blocked and
Speaker 3: I had to go to the doctor and they flushed
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 1: Oh so definitely not on your list.
Speaker 5: From the listener, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: A good floss? Like a good floss?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So is there any little little things in life
Speaker 5: that you appreciate that we can add to the list.
Speaker 3: You can see more than drugs and dick. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: this this is a segment season while I STU. I
Speaker 3: went sober like three months ago.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're still sober now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, I don't know if i'd cope with that.
Speaker 3: Was it easy or no?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I was on some heavy ship as well, so it's
Speaker 3: it was. It's been a process, but things are good now.
Speaker 5: I've never even noticed that. I see you were puffed
Speaker 5: off all the time. You never have a drink in
Speaker 5: your hand.
Speaker 3: Well, that's I mean, that's I mean only the last
Speaker 3: few Yeah, it's because I had everything else in my system.
Speaker 3: I didn't need it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, so things better than drugs and two dicks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: poor Jenner's image of your last I was standing up
Speaker 1: at an RSL soundstage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that young child, Like, thanks guys for coming. I
Speaker 5: really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And now you're talking about being rammed by two cocks.
Speaker 5: What about sobriety? Is that something you recommend? You like it?
Speaker 3: You're feeling that, Absolutely, it's been. It's been incredible. It's
Speaker 3: something that was very needed, though. But I'm actually I've
Speaker 3: enjoyed the last three months of my life more than
Speaker 3: I have the last years correat. I can't recommend it enough.
Speaker 3: But the small things for me is I wake up
Speaker 3: usually about five five point thirty every morning. Wow. Really,
Speaker 3: and that time of the morning is my favorite time
Speaker 3: now it has been the last few months. And just
Speaker 3: having a cup of coffee and writing down what I'm
Speaker 3: grateful for and just having that kind of time at
Speaker 3: the start of the day is really special form.
Speaker 1: So early wake up that could be cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't sleep beforehand for the last three months.
Speaker 3: So right, it's nice to have a bit of a
Speaker 3: yeah routine.
Speaker 5: Now, all right, I've popped that on the list. Fiving
Speaker 5: and starts and writing a gratitude list. That's a very
Speaker 5: good one. That is better than drugs than dicky.
Speaker 3: Right, it's so much better.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we should start the show. It's your
Speaker 1: first time listening. What an episode to start on? This?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Already already tackled deep? This mitched? Everyone's here thrown by
Speaker 1: the double the double penetration? What do I normally say?
Speaker 5: We start the show the same way with two?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Something we've noticed something we hate?
Speaker 1: All everyone say together, Leitch doesn't know mine, I don't know, Mit.
Speaker 5: Do you have one act and is it just me?
Speaker 5: Each we all do one? Is it just me? Mitch's
Speaker 5: got a migraine today?
Speaker 3: But I might think of something.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, that's a good idea. Okay, should I go
Speaker 1: first meet? Or should you? Oh kick it off? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go first one of the show.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you accidentally say fuck when it's really not appropriate?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Let him drop the F bombs and I just don't
Speaker 5: have any control over it. I had a meeting the
Speaker 5: other day, actually before I left my job, the big
Speaker 5: boss at the radio station had a meeting with him
Speaker 5: and he actually swore first. So I was like, great, ye,
Speaker 5: he's telling me it's safe to swear here. So we
Speaker 5: were fucking swearing left, right and sane. It was great.
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, I'm going to try this trick
Speaker 5: with my accountant. So I dropped a few F bombs
Speaker 5: in our meeting, trying to be like, it's a safe space, bro,
Speaker 5: you can swear to me.
Speaker 3: He didn't not like, did he say they didn't like
Speaker 3: it or did he like? He just kind of like
Speaker 3: there was his face that said.
Speaker 5: It all yeah, and he just like didn't laugh. I
Speaker 5: was like, ah, coming close to tax time at that
Speaker 5: fucking time of year, and he's like, yes, you've come
Speaker 5: at the right time.
Speaker 1: This is our act, the right we have the same one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this happens a lot, not just not just
Speaker 5: the coountant. I'll do it in aappropriate times and they're like,
Speaker 5: are you right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I will often laugh in the wrong like the
Speaker 1: wrong situation, like I just think I throw it in there,
Speaker 1: like smooth it over. Like I laughed yesterday Baker still
Speaker 1: like when they said they were out of olive and
Speaker 1: cheese soils, we don't have any of my I would cry,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't laugh, but I just laughed to fill a void.
Speaker 3: But the question is is there a void?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: God? That's that five am wake up. You know what
Speaker 1: I love to do at the moment.
Speaker 3: I think it makes people feel a bit awkward, but
Speaker 3: like like when you have when you're talking with someone
Speaker 3: to be very like obviously I think it's very good
Speaker 3: to be connected. And then when there's like no one
Speaker 3: says anything, I love just looking at them and just
Speaker 3: and just like feeling the connection, just just and they
Speaker 3: A lot of the time, people laugh really just to.
Speaker 5: Follow you, Yeah, just underke an eye contact from a distance.
Speaker 5: That's that's nice. That's rufic because there's nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't think that like there's there are no voids.
Speaker 5: It's all just like I agree, there's no there's no
Speaker 5: situation that is an awkward situation unless you allow it
Speaker 5: to be totally. Just fill the void, ease the tension.
Speaker 5: Don't do this to me. Oh, you just reminded me.
Speaker 5: But we're going to get Jack to do a sound
Speaker 5: of silence calls later in the show.
Speaker 1: Silence he did it?
Speaker 5: Did I forgot to mention this at.
Speaker 1: The at the start of the show.
Speaker 5: But we're going to get you to do one of
Speaker 5: our pranks.
Speaker 3: We have to play sound of Talents by Damium going
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 5: We do have the Salmon and Garth Uncle version of that.
Speaker 5: But anyway, Jack, I know that it's not just me
Speaker 5: that says fucking inappropriate times, because you were in this
Speaker 5: very studio quite recently doing a cover of driver's license
Speaker 5: Oli Rodriguez. Oh I remember this, and obviously on radio,
Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to swear. You forgot that ruled, didn't you.
Speaker 3: I know I did, and I was saying it to
Speaker 3: myself and saying it to whoever was here with me.
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't swear. I can't swear. I
Speaker 3: can't swear. I can't swear, And then I said fuck.
Speaker 5: I mean they are the words to be fair. I've
Speaker 5: got the grab if you want to play.
Speaker 1: So this is from a Kyle and Jackie O Show
Speaker 1: live performance.
Speaker 5: It's a very good cover by the way, whose that Forever?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 7: I drive along past jose Gee rare light, stop saying
Speaker 7: I still see your face?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 7: Because from Yeah, can't drive past the place, Suzui you
Speaker 7: too go to.
Speaker 3: I still for the love you been.
Speaker 1: In the radio?
Speaker 5: You no you like no, no?
Speaker 1: Were you throw it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I try not to let it like come to
Speaker 3: if you watch the video, I my face some shipping myself. Really,
Speaker 3: I'm coming back to get taken off. They're never going
Speaker 3: to have me back. It's beautiful.
Speaker 5: So okay, I'm not just saying this to like lick
Speaker 5: your ass. But I don't think I've ever heard you,
Speaker 5: even at parties and stuff, when you're just singing along
Speaker 5: to the music, I don't think i've ever heard you get.
Speaker 3: A wrong note, Like you're just too drunk to even realize.
Speaker 1: There is that.
Speaker 5: You can go quite high as we just heard what's
Speaker 5: the lowest note you can do?
Speaker 3: Ship Ah?
Speaker 1: Guys, he was doing that unbroken I contact thing as well,
Speaker 1: that very off footing. That's low that says Windfield blues
Speaker 1: coming in.
Speaker 3: How can you?
Speaker 5: How are you get a oh? That's oh? I like that?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: So I'm a trained operatic singer, Jackson, that's it.
Speaker 3: Look like you're giving head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were really leaning into that market.
Speaker 1: Your mouth opens just sexual show, so sexually charged a fuck?
Speaker 5: All right, my ten, yep, you go for it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you just hate it when someone borrows your clothes
Speaker 1: and just never returns it? I'm that bitch.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, really I am not on purpose?
Speaker 3: Sometimes on purpose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you return the clothes?
Speaker 3: Yeah? When the really yeah, but it took me, Like
Speaker 3: I've gave a pair of pants back to my friend
Speaker 3: the day. It took me three years.
Speaker 1: So there's still time, Mitchell Coup.
Speaker 5: They're not gonna bring me up.
Speaker 1: I'm furious he would not. What did you borrow?
Speaker 5: I was telling you last week and then I said,
Speaker 5: and you're like, bring it up with Jack when he's
Speaker 5: in I was like, no, I don't need to bring
Speaker 5: it up. But that sounds a bit petty, And now
Speaker 5: I feel like jacket.
Speaker 1: You stole some of Mitchell's clothes and never I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did I borrow?
Speaker 1: And it was his favorite, his grandma's knitted sweating stuff.
Speaker 1: I have the audio if you telling the story on
Speaker 1: the show last week. He's the audio. Jack ready.
Speaker 5: One time I had a house party and I invited
Speaker 5: him and his boyfriend and they had just come from
Speaker 5: the races, so they were blind and really dressed nicely.
Speaker 5: And I said, oh, well, that doesn't look comfortable. Do
Speaker 5: you want to slip into something of mine? I'll lend
Speaker 5: you like some trackies and a jumper or whatever.
Speaker 1: You can get more comforty, same size.
Speaker 5: And as I went to the cupboard and opened it up,
Speaker 5: I thought, fuck, I hope he doesn't choose my favorite jumper,
Speaker 5: which I've only had for a matter of days. Oh no,
Speaker 5: a pop shop and I got these really cute knitted
Speaker 5: jumper and then sure enough he wore them home and
Speaker 5: I've never seen them since.
Speaker 1: You should bring that help with him. You really should
Speaker 1: do an intern on the pod.
Speaker 5: No, it's been years. That feels a bit petty, being
Speaker 5: like doggie, stilm my clothes.
Speaker 1: Don't remember when this happened, Jack, I have a laugh
Speaker 1: about it. Will move on.
Speaker 5: No, it's fine, I'll let it. I'll let it slide, yea,
Speaker 5: let it under the bridge. Won't bring it up.
Speaker 3: When was this?
Speaker 2: When was that?
Speaker 3: When was that recorded?
Speaker 5: That was last week? I was telling him last week
Speaker 5: and I said, no, let's not bring it up. And
Speaker 5: now here you fucking are bringing Oh my gosh, I'm
Speaker 5: trying to remember the sweater. Where were we my plates?
Speaker 5: I'll see if I can find a photo of the speahon.
Speaker 3: On, I will buy you a new one. Fine, I've
Speaker 3: clearly moved on.
Speaker 5: I'm still talking about later you brought this up. I
Speaker 5: said I wasn't going to.
Speaker 1: So you said, you've actually returned close three years later.
Speaker 3: I think, well two years. So this this pair of
Speaker 3: pants that I took back to a friend the other day,
Speaker 3: it was it was about two years ago that I
Speaker 3: borrowed them, but I thought i'd lost them, and I
Speaker 3: was going to offer to pay for them. He was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine. Anyway, my mum was going through some of
Speaker 3: my ship. She lives up the coast, and she was like,
Speaker 3: I've got some like your old clothes here, and then
Speaker 3: those pants were in there, and then I wore them
Speaker 3: and I put them up from my Instagram story. My
Speaker 3: friend was like, you said your fuckings.
Speaker 5: Like here I found the photo. This just goes to
Speaker 5: show how long ago it was, because I still got
Speaker 5: my really short twinking.
Speaker 1: I remember that sweater.
Speaker 5: Lovely, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely sweater show. I wore it a few times. Actually,
Speaker 3: I'm glad it got some were Oh we put that
Speaker 3: up on our Instagram, but it wasn't very comfortable.
Speaker 1: I remember how dig.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Make sure you hit follows on your podcast up so
Speaker 4: you're doing a second of this bullshit?
Speaker 5: Our ori gyms are out of the way, Jack. If
Speaker 5: you've got an is it just me for its? It's
Speaker 5: so fine. If not, we can talk straight to the
Speaker 5: prank call.
Speaker 1: No I do, I'll fire it. Then you continue straight
Speaker 1: after Ready, okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you really hate it when people sat I could
Speaker 3: care less rather than I couldn't care less?
Speaker 2: Ye, yes, I do.
Speaker 3: It just gets to me.
Speaker 6: I don't stand right, I can't care less, not stand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just means that you could you care doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense. It means you care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care, don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's a few of these.
Speaker 5: I can't think of any of the top of my head,
Speaker 5: but like, there are so many things that people say
Speaker 5: wrong like that. Yeah, I'm going to google.
Speaker 1: Because I remember Kim Kardashian. There was an episode of
Speaker 1: Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she brought this up
Speaker 1: and I was like, Wow, I'm actually connecting with Kim.
Speaker 1: We have the same.
Speaker 3: Friends.
Speaker 1: And there was a couple more.
Speaker 5: All right, I've just done a quick Google search and
Speaker 5: I've found so many examples that I agree with. It
Speaker 5: fucked me off when people say these things. When people
Speaker 5: say off your own back, I decided off my own
Speaker 5: back instead of bat Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, another one. I've got one, play it by year, yeah, ye,
Speaker 6: waiting for.
Speaker 1: Ye. What else else?
Speaker 5: I'm on a win. It's whim whim, Yeah, it's whim.
Speaker 5: I've got twenty five phrases people offday wrong. I don't
Speaker 5: have to go with nip it in the bud versus
Speaker 5: nip it in the butt. When do you think it is?
Speaker 5: It's but it's bud.
Speaker 1: What's bud means?
Speaker 3: It's like the bud of isn't it like, yeah, it is,
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it nipped in the but like a flower bud?
Speaker 1: So it doesn't grow a flower bud?
Speaker 5: Wait, no secret Instagram, but no bud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all idiots.
Speaker 3: Literally, fuck.
Speaker 1: You know what I hate when people say, I want
Speaker 1: to get it right, ask me if I know Terry?
Speaker 3: Do you know Terry?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he come over the other week. Oh right,
Speaker 1: and also cover yeah.
Speaker 6: And also once people who are like, oh, I shouldn't
Speaker 6: have done that. It shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 5: What about when people say, oh, I'll asks instead of
Speaker 5: ask like I've got to them? Oh my god. This
Speaker 5: one kind of ties in with your aged care experience.
Speaker 5: Apparently a lot of people confuse Alzheimer's disease with old
Speaker 5: timers disease. She's got, she's got early on set old timers.
Speaker 3: What's old timer's disease?
Speaker 1: You're an old time Yeah?
Speaker 5: All right? Should we get into this sound of silence prank?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why no, it's just going to be fun. Let's do it. Hello, darkness, smile.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sound of silence. We didn't warn Jack that he'd
Speaker 5: be required to do a prank call of thoughts when
Speaker 5: he was coming in here, but hey, are you are
Speaker 5: you down?
Speaker 3: I'm down, I'm nervous. I hate these kinds of things
Speaker 3: really because I feel really awkward.
Speaker 5: It's actually beautiful because you technically don't have to say anything,
Speaker 5: so it's actually it works, right you start a.
Speaker 1: Call and then you can freak out and just shut up.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so we've done it with a few guests.
Speaker 5: I believe Nat Penfold is in the lead. I think
Speaker 5: she got over two minutes. But how it works is
Speaker 5: you call someone and you have a bit of a chat,
Speaker 5: and then once they ask you a question, it might
Speaker 5: be oh, have you been, and then you just go
Speaker 5: so you're thinking about the son only at the start,
Speaker 5: and then you leave as much silence as possible, and
Speaker 5: then when you feel like it's about like they're about
Speaker 5: to hang up, you're allowed to extend that silence by
Speaker 5: saying one bridging phrase, which could be something like yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm still here, or one sec oh on wait, wait
Speaker 5: wait one.
Speaker 1: Second, yeah, like to keep them going anxiety.
Speaker 5: When you're silent, you're only allowed to speak one more time,
Speaker 5: and it's just to can't try and keep them stinging. Along,
Speaker 5: and so we thought when you were on I'm a Celeb,
Speaker 5: Get me out of here on Channel ten, you became
Speaker 5: quite chummy in the jungle with our Abby Chatfield, so
Speaker 5: we thought, give her a buzz, see how much silence
Speaker 5: you can create, because she likes the chat, so she
Speaker 5: might not leave that silence.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you spoke to Abby Chatfield
Speaker 1: or called her out of the blue?
Speaker 3: Probably? Well, I was on Caylin Jackie last they tried
Speaker 3: to call her. I went to her Housewarman when I
Speaker 3: was in Drag right, so random I.
Speaker 5: Was there too, and I did not know it was
Speaker 5: Jack for half an hour and then it came back,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's Jack.
Speaker 1: People think you look like Sophie Monkin drags a huge
Speaker 1: compliment taken off her. All right, So she might not
Speaker 1: expect a call from you.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I don't really call her out of
Speaker 3: the blue like we messaged, probably like a week ago
Speaker 3: because I was inviting into my single launch. But she's
Speaker 3: a very writing her book. Hopefully she's secluded writing her.
Speaker 5: Book, right, Yeah, you might have to do Oh have
Speaker 5: you been? Let's catch up and then she'd be like, oh,
Speaker 5: when are you free? Silent.
Speaker 1: Your phone is plugged into the desk so we can
Speaker 1: hear the call. It's not coming from no call or ID,
Speaker 1: which is good, so she will expand it. She'll know
Speaker 1: it's you. We're turning our MIC's off, okay, and the
Speaker 1: timer starts once she asks you a question. We're going
Speaker 1: call Jack. See.
Speaker 2: So she on the other side, Hey, darling, Hi, how
Speaker 2: are you? How are you? Are you there, babe?
Speaker 5: She has no patience, but she's calling me back.
Speaker 1: Okay, it again, We're going off. Make sure you I'm
Speaker 1: an ark.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, dol, how are you sorry? I'm just driving
Speaker 3: home from very much Aquison from Byron. So it's like,
Speaker 3: were you doriting your book? No, I've actually stopped writing
Speaker 3: the book. Really. Yeah. Yeah, I got too much work on.
Speaker 1: I'm too busy. So you do a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I just went and visited a friend and Byron,
Speaker 3: and then I'm going I'm driving the sea.
Speaker 5: Mom.
Speaker 1: Now, oh gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your mom. I love your mom. Give
Speaker 3: him my love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, I will.
Speaker 3: What's up? Fab Oh my god, this fucking reception? Hello
Speaker 3: are you there? Jack? My love?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 3: Let me.
Speaker 5: I added that to the first cause so it's nineteen seconds.
Speaker 5: It's just let's explain this time. Let's explain this answer.
Speaker 1: Then we'll say hello, we'll say surprise.
Speaker 3: Babe, Jesus fucking Christ, all right, tell me what's up?
Speaker 5: Sorry, Abby, it's us, babes.
Speaker 2: We got you what.
Speaker 5: You have a game called Sound of Silence, where we
Speaker 5: just mentioned where we just see how long people can
Speaker 5: keep others on the phone in total silence before they
Speaker 5: hang up. You do not have much patience, darl it.
Speaker 2: Catch.
Speaker 3: I was just to my friend and I'm driving from
Speaker 3: fire into Brisbane, right, and so it's been cutting out anyway.
Speaker 3: I just I'm so glad it was cutting out because
Speaker 3: it saved the awkwardness if you were just like when
Speaker 3: I had to be silent.
Speaker 5: The record of that game, for this Sound of Silence,
Speaker 5: the record is over two minutes. You lasted nineteen seconds.
Speaker 5: She's busy, you know, she's a busy girl.
Speaker 3: She's a busy bitch. She's not.
Speaker 2: I just had a break down.
Speaker 1: Don't get in the book.
Speaker 5: It's going to be awesome.
Speaker 3: No I am. You know, I'll tell you all about
Speaker 3: another time, but I just I just need a break
Speaker 3: from the writing.
Speaker 2: You know, she's a busy bitch.
Speaker 5: Yes, do you know what happened during that break? All
Speaker 5: the inspo will come to you just out of nowhere
Speaker 5: and you'll get it done. It Actually it has already.
Speaker 5: I've got a few ideas to my friend that I
Speaker 5: saw last night, so maybe I will just ever get
Speaker 5: it done.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: She's want to hang up on last night.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh god, you want you want the pod?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of Mitches pods.
Speaker 2: I have fun, They're really fun.
Speaker 3: Love love the Mitches, loved a couple of Mitches love.
Speaker 3: I loved you. Sorry, Oh my god, Okay, it wasn't
Speaker 3: as awkward as I thought. I started figuring. I want
Speaker 3: to get nervous. I featured a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were great. What did you What was your
Speaker 1: bridging term?
Speaker 2: My love?
Speaker 3: I love?
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best.
Speaker 3: Well, Jack, it was so good to have you on.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks for coming in the pleasure.
Speaker 1: Don't forget guys. You can stream Jack's new single love
Speaker 1: Me Lonely. It's out now. A plus, I believe check
Speaker 1: your socials. There might be a show coming up soon
Speaker 1: in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack Vision, is that right, Jack Jack Dark Vision?
Speaker 1: Watch together. Tickets to the song is amazing. We've got
Speaker 1: a little grab.
Speaker 5: People. This song is the sort of the one where
Speaker 5: if I'm sitting like at pook Doff, maybe on the
Speaker 5: couch in the corner, this one came and be like,
Speaker 5: get up. Yeah, did you honestly designed this song for
Speaker 5: pook Doff?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: It's the gayest son. What's love me long? Are you
Speaker 1: in a relationship right now?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Is it about Is it about that?
Speaker 3: No? No, it was about my relationship with drugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, did you do you feel the most lonely
Speaker 1: you've ever felt on drugs?
Speaker 5: Know?
Speaker 3: Because I was escaping my reality and so I would
Speaker 3: kind of, I mean, I've it's about a lot of things,
Speaker 3: but I think they only love me when I'm lonely.
Speaker 3: It's kind of it was kind of the feeling of
Speaker 3: not being enough without the drugs and people not needing
Speaker 3: your wanting you or loving you or whatever. But probably
Speaker 3: as one of the people that I was doing drugs with,
Speaker 3: they only love me when I'm lonely, because when I'm
Speaker 3: doing drugs, my lonelies like internally without even knowing.
Speaker 5: It, very deep meaning behind the song is.
Speaker 3: But you know what it's especially the last year too,
Speaker 3: it's been a shit show in terms of that stuff
Speaker 3: my personal life. But I've had the best times of
Speaker 3: my life as well in partying and in clubs and
Speaker 3: especially in gay clubs and with my community, and it's
Speaker 3: kind of like bringing those two worlds together of like, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's been there's some heavy shit that's been happening, but
Speaker 3: also I've had the time of my life in clubs
Speaker 3: and that's kind of wanted to bring the heavy meaning
Speaker 3: with the dance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like this song, it's got such a heavy meaning,
Speaker 5: but it sounds so happy. You're like la la la,
Speaker 5: Like you've got to smile on your face while talking
Speaker 5: about really deep shit. I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm a question before you go, because are you doing
Speaker 1: drag just for fun these days or so? Jacqueline Viagien, Well,
Speaker 1: I've done it what twice now at all? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 1: you look pro in it.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: I didn't do my make you get it another drag
Speaker 3: queen to do it well. First of my Hanaiconda is
Speaker 3: my face the first time, and then my housemate is.
Speaker 3: It's by Brandon, Like I'm socials. He's like a content creator.
Speaker 5: He's like so talented, but he was on the TikTok
Speaker 5: Monogah flight with me, and he's like with makeup, so
Speaker 5: obviously you're gonna look stunning with him around exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, our beloved Mitchell Kobs by the time his episode
Speaker 1: airs will have done his first performance in drag.
Speaker 5: When I'm doing a show in Brisbane over the weekend
Speaker 5: and I there's a drag element to it, but it's
Speaker 5: like I have to do stand up comedy and then
Speaker 5: there's an intermission and then I have intermission to get
Speaker 5: into drag, and I'm like, it's gonna take a long
Speaker 5: time to look good. So I feel like it's going
Speaker 5: to be a little bit the intermission fucking as long
Speaker 5: as an intermission is like, not very I feel like
Speaker 5: it's going to be very like budget pick drag. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so how long did you take to get into drag.
Speaker 1: All that?
Speaker 3: The process was probably a few hours, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: I reckon, I'm gonna look a bit scabby, so I'll see.
Speaker 1: We should get Jack back in and we should know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you should do our drag makeup,
Speaker 1: but you don't know how to do it. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: love to get to drag, Jenny. You could do drag
Speaker 1: You could be a drag king.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want to do to Brandon. I'll see if
Speaker 3: he would be keen to do that would be Brandon
Speaker 3: is amazing, that would be so much.
Speaker 1: I'd look like Eureka. Ohara, no one watched you watch
Speaker 1: drag Race. Yeah, I'd look like Eureka for sure. I
Speaker 1: love I agree, And everyone's like, oh, she's coming back
Speaker 1: for All Stars. She's so annoying. I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: her to win.
Speaker 3: What do you think of drag Race down under?
Speaker 1: Look? It's rough? Yeah yeah, And then I don't know
Speaker 1: they handle the controversy.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, they really kind of just brushed over that.
Speaker 5: Oh you did black faced one.
Speaker 1: But also there's another queen in there that's that's been
Speaker 1: alleged blake for not black face, but Karen Karen disappointing.
Speaker 1: Yeah Karen, yeah, look into it. But she has a
Speaker 1: collection of golliwogs, Yeah, yeah, black face dolls, and she
Speaker 1: has a golliwalk tattooed on her leg but she's had removed.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's I don't want, you don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want to cancel people out. I feel like
Speaker 1: people can redeem themselves, and especially if this goes back
Speaker 1: years ago, but I feel like it's tainted the season.
Speaker 1: The editing was it was a bit choppy.
Speaker 3: I've loved it, to be honest, I don't know why. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a bit of a shit show.
Speaker 5: I've barely watched any other drag race. I've got nothing
Speaker 5: to compare it to it. So I love the oly version.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it too because to relate to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jokes and like I like, I've like I knew
Speaker 3: a couple of queens on it, and like they got
Speaker 3: up so early though, I was so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know Coco was out early in the middle,
Speaker 1: all the ones I was rooting for. Same.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, hopefully season two is better if we give it.
Speaker 3: I know, I really want Hannah to be on Hannah
Speaker 3: Conda to be on this.
Speaker 1: I love Hannah. Yeah, I'm sure she will. I hope.
Speaker 3: So she's fous, She's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Would you do drag Race? Ever?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a drag queen. Yeah, and that would
Speaker 3: just be disrespectful to like all the queens that have
Speaker 3: put in the hard yards. Like just because I put
Speaker 3: on a wig and someone myself drag queen doesn't make
Speaker 3: me Yeah, drag.
Speaker 1: Or quickly tell Jack your drag name.
Speaker 5: Well, we were talking about this last week and we
Speaker 5: settled on a feel your pause, but I think I've
Speaker 5: since changed it because I want I want something a
Speaker 5: bit more gender neutral, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to feel your pause do that to
Speaker 5: anyone's changed it to. I feel, I feel your books.
Speaker 1: That's probably more I am.
Speaker 3: Not doing that.
Speaker 5: I hate as a world. That's fine, hate, but hot.
Speaker 5: I feel your box that's male or female.
Speaker 1: That's funny because that's good because in the law and
Speaker 1: the backstory, your cousin's to Fifee Box. Yes, yeah, you
Speaker 1: Boxes cousin.
Speaker 5: I claim that I'm Boxs cousin.
Speaker 1: I'm claiming it. Philia Box is fee Box's cousin.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know my make dragon before I
Speaker 3: went sober, was going to be Anita bag.
Speaker 1: That's I like that. That's brilliant. Actually have last week
Speaker 1: we had some other aphelia flaps flaps like the way
Speaker 1: you say it as well. I would be done kebab
Speaker 1: what like don it's a type of kebab.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, really, I don't come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like called a Donica. I think Donna's like
Speaker 1: Helal It's like I don't know. Yeah, it's type of
Speaker 1: pronounced any but I'll be done okay, I mean not.
Speaker 1: Don't have any plans in the near future. Jack it
Speaker 1: was so good to have you in, having me lovely
Speaker 1: to see you again.
Speaker 5: I know I will try and find that sweater and
Speaker 5: bring it back to you. It's fine if you're keeping
Speaker 5: boyfriend probably has it.
Speaker 1: Imagine that that poor thing, it came from a shop.
Speaker 5: It's had so many lives. You've gone through so many
Speaker 5: people when.
Speaker 1: We were is who knows, We'll never know it's trash,
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I've let it go.
Speaker 1: Jack. We love you. Thanks you for listening. What's episode
Speaker 1: seventy one? Seventy one sounds good? Should we do some
Speaker 1: reviews quickly? While Jackson? Yeah, let me do it. Jackie,
Speaker 1: you can just tell us if you like the reviews. People.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell reviews?
Speaker 5: This is just people who leave reviews on our podcast
Speaker 5: and we bribe. Then we give them a pride that
Speaker 5: we get through it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, we actually give them a mug with our faces
Speaker 1: on them.
Speaker 5: Who wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1: Right? This one is Becky Lynch is the best. Will
Speaker 1: be the judge of that. Becky, What a mitch of
Speaker 1: a podcast. The podcast is one of the funniest podcasts. Gee,
Speaker 1: so much to say podcast I've ever listened to. And
Speaker 1: I couldn't recommend this podcast enough. I love this podcast
Speaker 1: by so much that I even bought their merch which
Speaker 1: this don't do because we be cheap. Okay, wait, don't mind.
Speaker 1: I could listen to this podcast six for all of
Speaker 1: the time. One comment, yeah, and all of the live's
Speaker 1: third Wheel third Wheel Jenna has lived. Wow, well, Becky,
Speaker 1: I should have proof read that. But you've won and.
Speaker 5: Hit up dinner at a couple of mitches and she'll
Speaker 5: s the new prize if we hear from you within
Speaker 5: seven days.
Speaker 1: That was all over the place. I loved it. This
Speaker 1: one's from Chloe's Another enduring Idiot. The three best friends
Speaker 1: I never had meet you, Meaching, Jenna, and Sam. You
Speaker 1: guys make my work day every time I listen, making
Speaker 1: me laugh. I enjoy the work, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what I do without the show. You a bunch of beautiful,
Speaker 1: hilarious people. Keep doing what you're doing. I'll be here,
Speaker 1: loving and supporting well. Done. Have a couple from me
Speaker 1: join the mother enduring idiot. Well she's won, Jenny will
Speaker 1: send those out. I will how good?
Speaker 3: Indeed?
Speaker 1: All right, Jack?
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But of fun?
Speaker 2: Did you ever?
Speaker 3: I had a great time. I loved it. You guys.
Speaker 3: I love that you can just swear and ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I can never do interviews where I
Speaker 3: can just like for myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you are you? You actually grunk deep down.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy to hear that you're deep down. I
Speaker 5: feel everyone some people with some people.
Speaker 1: Did you say, oh dig deep deep bit of both dick, d.
Speaker 5: Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: No, you should sit in the what's it called again?
Speaker 1: The awkward? What do you want me to embrace?
Speaker 3: What I want you to remember?
Speaker 1: I'm embracing the void? The void, the void?
Speaker 3: Question whether the void is there or just like.
Speaker 1: If it's in my head? I sound like a fucking
Speaker 1: nut drug Jack. You've lost fans on this show, Jack
Speaker 1: Vigeon on socials. Give him a search and love me.
Speaker 1: Lonely is out now, have a stream and we'll have
Speaker 1: you back on again. This would be crazy.
Speaker 3: I'd love that.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: Talk more about Dixon drugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's double deep. I will see you next week
Speaker 1: for seventy two.
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Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: A welcome to Ady Debris. This is the secret segment
Speaker 5: on the end. It's even a secret from Jack. See you, buddy.
Speaker 1: He was like, I actually want to do really more.
Speaker 1: We don't do that here.
Speaker 5: We only do it. We only let the guest stick
Speaker 5: around for add Brief if we know that they're aware
Speaker 5: of the secret, because we can't just tell every Bathard
Speaker 5: that comes in here about the secrets.
Speaker 1: So we might have an ex of Jack's listening and
Speaker 1: they might detest him. We need to, we need to
Speaker 1: really cater to the whole audience.
Speaker 5: You know who has and hasn't suck around Jenney, the
Speaker 5: aren't of TikTok we call it.
Speaker 1: We couldn't get rid of her.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, she knew about Addbrief. She was more than welcome.
Speaker 1: General. I'm sorry to say no.
Speaker 5: Your migraine, really, guys, it's so bad today.
Speaker 1: I've had three penanteen four and that doctor Gay will
Speaker 1: know that that's a lot of codeine and an ibuprofen.
Speaker 5: I've told you if you've got a migraine, just use
Speaker 5: that as an excuse. The chuck is SICKI why wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: I only chucked my first siki in six years last week.
Speaker 1: I can't back it up and do another one this week.
Speaker 5: If you've genuinely gone to migraine, yes you can.
Speaker 1: It's because I had I had a photo shoot here
Speaker 1: in studio yesterday, and I did the show, and I
Speaker 1: had a pre record, I had three interviews and drag race.
Speaker 1: It was fucked. And then had to get up early
Speaker 1: this morning, and it just set me off right like
Speaker 1: I knew when I woke up.
Speaker 5: Why did you get up early?
Speaker 1: Oh? I had to have a meeting with my management.
Speaker 5: How early is early?
Speaker 3: Nine?
Speaker 5: That is so early? I'm on Mitch Cherry time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally, when you finished, when I like, I finish
Speaker 1: at one am, one thirty and I'm in bed by two.
Speaker 1: Nine am is fucking early.
Speaker 5: Jenna's like I've been in the office for six hours.
Speaker 1: Laughing hurts sound. It feels awful.
Speaker 5: The idea of having to get up and go somewhere
Speaker 5: by nine is so confronting right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awful. Isn't it.
Speaker 5: Imagine that sounds horrific.
Speaker 1: You have to be a bye eight to shower and
Speaker 1: get dressed and then be on the road. This travel time.
Speaker 1: This is a joke, Jenney. You don't have to travel.
Speaker 1: You do a cartwheel when you're in the office. We
Speaker 1: both work nights, Yeah, Mitch's a night's working out. It's true.
Speaker 5: I do. I do genuinely become more productive at night.
Speaker 1: Working nights.
Speaker 5: I start working on around eleven AM, and then I'll
Speaker 5: have lunch, and then I'll bum around for a bed,
Speaker 5: and then I'll work a bit in the afternoon, and
Speaker 5: then I'll be like all right, logging off for today,
Speaker 5: and then I'll watch like a couple of episodes the
Speaker 5: best for you. And then all of a sudden, during
Speaker 5: that downtime, while I'm watching, sorry, watching a bit of TV,
Speaker 5: that's when more ideas start coming through. End up back
Speaker 5: at the laptop working nights. It is depressed with Keith
Speaker 5: on the background off.
Speaker 2: Have you been listening?
Speaker 1: No, you'd be able to listen to it mid night now.
Speaker 5: I heard you in the Yuba last night.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Electro Shock drag Race Queen, she was on.
Speaker 1: She was great.
Speaker 5: It was shor Jina Walker. Actually that I heard the
Speaker 5: kick you had one.
Speaker 1: She's good.
Speaker 6: That's a great segment.
Speaker 5: I really like she's coming on actually gay with bruh.
Speaker 1: No, she's not. She's coming on. She's back again real soon.
Speaker 5: Yeah she isn't that weekly.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is weekly, so yeah, real soon.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Cool anyway, precious, how how's your week? Enna? What I said?
Speaker 3: Hair?
Speaker 1: Precious?
Speaker 5: How was that meeting Jack vincin dinner?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was great.
Speaker 1: He's so sweet. He's so handsome. He's got the teeth
Speaker 1: and the eyes and the eyebrowns.
Speaker 5: I'm glad he felt comfortable to be a gronk key.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's used to going on radio where he
Speaker 5: has to like, oh, I have to, you know, be
Speaker 5: on my best behavior here, you know, I have to
Speaker 5: not you know, be offensive, and we're here. I'm like, babe,
Speaker 5: the more fucked the better.
Speaker 1: You know. What I love now is that because when
Speaker 1: he comes on my radio show and we're not as
Speaker 1: close as you too are, he puts on his radio vibe, right.
Speaker 1: But I now know that now that we're closer when
Speaker 1: he comes on in the future, because he's been on
Speaker 1: my radio show three times it'll be great to have
Speaker 1: him back on as that Jack as friends now, which
Speaker 1: is going to be great. It's always so much easier.
Speaker 5: I can't believe you brought that fucking missing jumper up.
Speaker 5: I said that I would have seen petty.
Speaker 1: But the best part was it didn't click for him
Speaker 1: that he was the one that hadn't returned the clothes
Speaker 1: for like a minute. God bless him, he was sober.
Speaker 3: Good for him, I know, good for him both would.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine anything you did dried July. Yeah, do
Speaker 5: you know what happened?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Because I was not drinking when it did
Speaker 5: Drive your lie a few years ago. My brain was
Speaker 5: this craving other sort of mind altering simulants that I
Speaker 5: smoked like a fucking chimney, not vapes, cigarettes and so.
Speaker 5: And finally enough once I got finished Drive Jaly and
Speaker 5: started drinking again, No more cigarettes. I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I just I feel like I need something.
Speaker 1: I know you've always You.
Speaker 6: Also broke that drive July for your birthday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if someone buys donate, If someone buys you
Speaker 5: like a what is it a golden ticket or something?
Speaker 1: Is that really true?
Speaker 5: Yeah? If someone donates a certain amount of money and
Speaker 5: buys you like a golden path. You're allowed to have
Speaker 5: one day in July we drink. So someone got me
Speaker 5: that for my birthday. I'm pretty sure so I could drink.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. If someone get to a golden ticket
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's called a golden do something
Speaker 5: like like a gold.
Speaker 1: Path, genuine. I got in the lift today because Mitch
Speaker 1: is now an not an employee, so he's just a
Speaker 1: peasant in this building amongst talent and the radio stars.
Speaker 1: He said, can you bring me up? I ran down
Speaker 1: and got him. And then another coworker was in the live,
Speaker 1: Zoe Sheridan shed I saw worker of our beautiful studying
Speaker 1: and she said to me, what's in your teeth? It
Speaker 1: was his nicotine gum.
Speaker 5: She noticed, You know how I told you that you're
Speaker 5: not going to chew it, You meant to cheat a
Speaker 5: little bit and then to store it like behind your gum.
Speaker 5: So when I smiled at her and said hi, though,
Speaker 5: she's like, is that above your tooth?
Speaker 1: I love like sort of just rested on the bottom gum.
Speaker 5: Admittedly I didn't give it a lot of thought.
Speaker 1: You weren't thinking gum placement.
Speaker 6: Do you forget that it's there?
Speaker 1: God? No, are you a choke?
Speaker 5: No, it's it's really hard not to chew though. It's
Speaker 5: so like if there's gum in your mouth, your instincts
Speaker 5: are to chew it.
Speaker 1: Is it tasty?
Speaker 5: It just takes a normal gum. Do you want something?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I actually no, not today, not the brain day.
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll fix it.
Speaker 5: Imagine that all you needed with a dart, just a
Speaker 5: bit of nicotine que with your migraine.
Speaker 1: You know me one cigarette and I have had three strokes.
Speaker 5: Well, this won't make you cough. It's not smoke. It's
Speaker 5: not going to fuck your lung. This is a bit
Speaker 5: of gum.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel like
Speaker 1: I have I have a ratish but I'm so I'm
Speaker 1: so susceptible to substances, Like I remember my doctors like
Speaker 1: try magnesium tablets, and I took magnesium tablets and I
Speaker 1: could feel it in my body like I felt different.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like I've either got a sixth
Speaker 1: sense to vitamins or my body is missing an organ
Speaker 1: that everyone else has. True, I just I'm like not
Speaker 1: filtering it out. Maybe I don't have a liver, but
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'll even have like a fucking
Speaker 1: vitamin cea tablet. I can feel it in my blood.
Speaker 5: What about last week after the boat party, you had
Speaker 5: one suckle of a vape and you're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: one vocal rest.
Speaker 1: I can't talk vocal red. My voice is still fuck?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'd just thought of? What So?
Speaker 5: Speaking of vocal rests, I've learned so many fun things
Speaker 5: from watching SVU.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can.
Speaker 5: Apparently a way to get drunk up quicker is to
Speaker 5: instead of drinking it through your mouth, you drink it
Speaker 5: through your aarthhole. I have heard it bypasses the stomach
Speaker 5: and just enters your bloodstream. And apparently singers who don't
Speaker 5: want to damage their throat will drink through their ass.
Speaker 5: You are kidd That's how they get drunk without anything
Speaker 5: having to touch their throat.
Speaker 1: What so you're telling me Lady Gaga shoved a corona
Speaker 1: up herself.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think she would have.
Speaker 6: Why was the first person I pictured doing it?
Speaker 5: Lady guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I picture lady anyone listening if you also picture
Speaker 1: Lady Damnus I.
Speaker 5: Pictured Susan Boyle Yes gosh, I shouldn't sit on a
Speaker 5: cup of guinness. Another thing I learned mug there's like
Speaker 5: some condition I think it's called fatal fatigue no where,
Speaker 5: like someone just can't sleep ever, and obviously they're exhausted
Speaker 5: and they start losing their mind and they go a
Speaker 5: bit mental, and then they usually last around fifteen months
Speaker 5: before they die from exhaustion. Oh my, imagine not sleeping
Speaker 5: for fifteen months.
Speaker 1: That's hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, SPEU is great and I love it. But
Speaker 1: the thing that always gets me is when they do
Speaker 1: celeb cameos. So they'd be like, we know who the
Speaker 1: pedophile is around the intro and they come and then
Speaker 1: they'll fade and it would be like the Bronx forty
Speaker 1: two and second in the corner of Libria and Avenue Street. Hey,
Speaker 1: guys like Robin Williams.
Speaker 5: What yeah, like justin beef. Literally, they've got a lot
Speaker 5: of cameos on there.
Speaker 1: I'm swave Ronan, But it's like, here's the murderer. We
Speaker 1: found a fucking Ellen. Taking me out of the illusion.
Speaker 1: I know Ellen hasn't raped and killed a girl in
Speaker 1: a primary school.
Speaker 5: Do you know one thing that really fucks me off
Speaker 5: about the show. I can't help but notice it. They
Speaker 5: always have characters enter the conversation that two people are having,
Speaker 5: and it's like they were listening the whole time, even
Speaker 5: though they went in the room, because they contribute to
Speaker 5: the conversation. Like there'll be the two detectives there chatting
Speaker 5: being like where the hell is our purp, and the
Speaker 5: lawyer who was not there, Yeah, for the whole five
Speaker 5: minute scene just walks in and goes, I've got a
Speaker 5: warrant for their It's like, how the fuck did you
Speaker 5: know where they were in the conversation? Like they just
Speaker 5: seem to interrupt even as though they were listening the
Speaker 5: whole time, but they weren't, Like they just appear in
Speaker 5: the No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they make those episodes. As I've said, I'm very
Speaker 1: good friends with Mushka Hakriti standing Kelly Hartnett, who messaged
Speaker 1: me this week and I brought up on I haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to her in five years, the standing that I
Speaker 1: know she saw the Stellar article clearly not the New
Speaker 1: York Times.
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were going to say she heard
Speaker 5: us talking about her on the po. No, but we
Speaker 5: should get her on Yeah, we should, but it's up
Speaker 5: to you Dulan. If you make it happen, it'll happen.
Speaker 1: I'm on a Facebook caller now, I don't.
Speaker 2: Do it now.
Speaker 1: Kelly Hartnett, So she lives in New York. Lives in
Speaker 1: New York, and yeah, message me on LinkedIn.
Speaker 5: You're both personal friends. It was a message to you
Speaker 5: on LinkedIn.
Speaker 1: It was actually the most New Yorker thing ever. It
Speaker 1: was really insulting, like because she's a New Yorker, right,
Speaker 1: and they're tough as fucking nails. She let me find
Speaker 1: the notifications talk amongst yourself.
Speaker 5: Hi dinner, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 6: I remember last time I watched this for you. I
Speaker 6: recognized the actress in it, and I was like, well,
Speaker 6: where do I know her from?
Speaker 5: Who was it? She's from so distream commercial. Really that
Speaker 5: was a big break.
Speaker 1: I found it, so I was obviously instellar and and
Speaker 1: she I put it on LinkedIn just so, you know,
Speaker 1: just for fun, and she shared it and she said,
Speaker 1: this is the caption on LinkedIn. So proud of this
Speaker 1: little lassie. I still remember the first day you came
Speaker 1: up to me at Atlantic that's where we studied something
Speaker 1: about your yoga mat and I thought, who there? Hell?
Speaker 1: Is this guy New York is? Aren't this cheery and
Speaker 1: friendly and charming and boisterous. You were easily the most
Speaker 1: interesting and esome person in the whole program. So proud
Speaker 1: of you and so happy for you.
Speaker 5: What with her captivating about your fucking yoga Matt, I thought,
Speaker 5: what is she talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, every day we had to do yoga mat because
Speaker 1: he did breathing and mental exercises before we continued at
Speaker 1: Tchaikovsky scene study.
Speaker 6: I love that she knew you weren't a New Yorker
Speaker 6: by your enthusiasm, not your act.
Speaker 1: I was nineteen, I'm writing, you think I'm energetic now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. At nineteen and I was still straight.
Speaker 1: I was insufferable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang out with that guy.
Speaker 1: I lived in Bushwick, which is like three suburbs into Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: had to get the L train into Manhattan every day
Speaker 1: with my yoga mat and my Anton Chekhov play my scene,
Speaker 1: so I would literally hold it in one hand, yoga
Speaker 1: mat on the other, in full athletic gear on the
Speaker 1: New York subway, which.
Speaker 5: An I bet you left everything to the last minute,
Speaker 5: so you were like cramming the script. I've got to
Speaker 5: get the I've got to get the subway from Manhattan
Speaker 5: to bush Pig wherever you live, Like, finally got this.
Speaker 1: Three sisters.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1: It's great one. I was one of the sisters. I
Speaker 1: was the brother Anton, I think the name Anthony. I
Speaker 1: had great scene. I was told it was terrible. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: what's what acting exercise? Did I show you.
Speaker 5: Guys entering the room laughing and then leaving crying?
Speaker 1: God, that was a good one. Did anyone successfully do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you both did it. I don't think I did
Speaker 5: it because I was like, that's not my forte.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could cry.
Speaker 5: Did it?
Speaker 1: Must have skipped blunch that day? Anyway, Kelly harton.
Speaker 5: Jenny's weren't that different her laugh and cry.
Speaker 1: There's kind of a lot of whaling, Yeah, yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of moaning, like a run over hamster. If you
Speaker 1: guys see that meme that's floating around now, that's like,
Speaker 1: nobody has a hamster that that died in a non
Speaker 1: mysterious way, and it's I didn't know anyone who owns
Speaker 1: a Hamstereah, guin Guinea, I have two guinea pig stories
Speaker 1: that no one's asked for. But I will tell you.
Speaker 1: Alex Dokes Hughes, that's her real name.
Speaker 5: Can you keep these stories?
Speaker 1: Shut her cousin yet doors closing. Her cousin put the
Speaker 1: guinea pick in the microwave. She was a three year
Speaker 1: old baby. Raining went out to the hutch. Guinea pick
Speaker 1: was she thought, Oh my god, God, I'm good at
Speaker 1: that's really good. Picks out a game pig puts in
Speaker 1: the microwave.
Speaker 5: Brother, that's not mysterious. At least you knew what happened.
Speaker 5: I thought you met mysterious. Isn't like you just found
Speaker 5: them there snapped in half?
Speaker 1: No, so that's.
Speaker 5: Just snatched.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what happened to Patch, my gn
Speaker 1: it pig.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: A sea eagle took Patch with mine.
Speaker 2: Salty.
Speaker 6: I went down to check on Salty and she had
Speaker 6: three babies.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Are you saying your guinea pig was raped?
Speaker 6: No, but I don't know about who there was.
Speaker 2: She was the only guinea pig.
Speaker 1: Either you're insinuating that Salty was raped or she was
Speaker 1: a whore. I don't.
Speaker 5: Dumb.
Speaker 1: Interview room with Salty? Do you know what the interview
Speaker 1: room Manhattan Third Boulevard, time three or four. Don't lie
Speaker 1: to me, Salty. Did you know the pig? I've heard that. Guys,
Speaker 1: we need a warrant for a search of salties. Hutch
Speaker 1: Gin A big ship is.
Speaker 5: The worst fucking pellets.
Speaker 1: But they're pointed on both ends like a grain of
Speaker 1: basmati rise. They are. They're pointed Allen grain of rise,
Speaker 1: like a swollen grain of rise, exactly, Mitchell Combs. Anyway,
Speaker 1: have you had enough?
Speaker 5: You've got to You've got a migraine.
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm trying to push through.
Speaker 5: We can finish now if you want.
Speaker 1: I have a coffee and I'll be fine. Thank you
Speaker 1: for your comm words everyone. I'm assuming by the time
Speaker 1: this is out, I've received messages.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Mitchell, well done on the stand up show this week.
Speaker 1: It hasn't happened yet, but by the time people are
Speaker 1: listening to this, it would have happened. But we'll debrief
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm announcing to you that I am coming.
Speaker 5: Are you are you actually? Where are you saying?
Speaker 1: Vision?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: You're just gonna be home less for the night.
Speaker 1: Now we're staying on the corner of twelfth in Brisbane. No,
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to stay at the QT. Hayden's coming.
Speaker 5: Oh cute.
Speaker 1: The only issue is I'm hosting a trivia night on Friday.
Speaker 5: Why is that an issue?
Speaker 1: We have to fly up Saturday?
Speaker 5: So am I?
Speaker 1: Oh great, Yeah, you're the performer here. I am fretting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck is the issue with that? I
Speaker 5: have lying up Saturday and it's not till Sunday?
Speaker 1: Is it not Sunday? What time is it on Sunday? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What time?
Speaker 5: Seven? Have you got fucking tickets? You're clearly not that organized.
Speaker 1: I have to buy ticket seven thirty Sunday.
Speaker 5: Seven, I think because I wanted to come, but you
Speaker 5: don't sound that organized.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Saturday night.
Speaker 6: No, I would have went if it was Sturday.
Speaker 5: Look at the event. I've been posting it all over
Speaker 5: my social I've just seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe we can't. Oh well, Hayden has work.
Speaker 1: I can do. I can do it. Well everyone, it's
Speaker 1: been a great show. We ready to go over.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks listening. God slowly becoming an as MR podcast,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I just pick up the pace mape.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast you know this part's meant to
Speaker 5: be with the the new catchphrase, we hope this podcast
Speaker 5: made you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all. We sound like Oda buttros you went. Your
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Speaker 5: Podcast need to do at two percent better today. Boys
Speaker 5: and girl, farewell.
Speaker 1: See next week. Bye guys, Thinking Mate? Is it just me?
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