WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! She faked her pregnancy for time off work 🤣

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<v Speaker 1>Come on Thursday, pickup time, Happy afternoon, Happy Thursday, Happy

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<v Speaker 1>almost Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Headed the chemist ware house today, great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that again, Britt, you're gonna pay me up in

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<v Speaker 3>visil line, Guys, I got a visile line.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a big What did you get to get?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me be I actually speak fine. I got in

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<v Speaker 1>visy line. You do when you really enunciate? When you annunciated.

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<v Speaker 2>It's enunciate. You sound like you're doing one of those

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<v Speaker 2>like annunciation classes. You've gone to etiquette school.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't come at me because I speak better than you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, say it, that's spray.

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<v Speaker 5>Delilah.

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<v Speaker 3>My dogs ate my buzzeline and my teeth started to

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<v Speaker 3>move back, and then I had to get some more

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<v Speaker 3>in basineline.

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<v Speaker 4>And here we are. Guys, you're gonna have to bear

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<v Speaker 4>with my apologies if.

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<v Speaker 2>The show is a bit flippery today.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even have a list.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Today on the show, a woman who had took

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<v Speaker 2>time off work because she faked her pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Now, there's also been some very interesting laws that

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<v Speaker 1>have just been passed in France. This is around sharinging,

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<v Speaker 1>so sharing your kids on Instagram and on social media

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<v Speaker 1>sharing them in what way? Well, I mean not sharing

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<v Speaker 1>them around, just putting pictures up if your kids on

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<v Speaker 1>social media posting. There's been a whole lot of laws

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<v Speaker 1>that have come out in France and this is something

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<v Speaker 1>that might make any parents who've been sharing photos of

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<v Speaker 1>their children think twice.

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<v Speaker 4>Not sharing much except my listing.

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<v Speaker 2>Of car all right around the Thralier left. Do it

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<v Speaker 2>this if the big it's a pickup Britt, Laura and

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<v Speaker 2>Midge Thursday afternoon here at kiss Or thanks to Chemists Warehouse,

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<v Speaker 2>read the label and follow the directions for you. So

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<v Speaker 2>let's got the party for us.

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<v Speaker 3>We are going to France today, but not for what

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<v Speaker 3>you think. They're bringing in some potential laws around sharenting,

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<v Speaker 3>which is parents sharing photos of their children on websites, Instagram, YouTube,

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<v Speaker 3>basically anything that's a free for all for anyone. They're

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<v Speaker 3>saying that privacy of children should be more important. This

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<v Speaker 3>needs to be regulated. This will, though very largely affect

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<v Speaker 3>influences or I guess they call the mummy bloggers. This

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<v Speaker 3>will affect a huge part of their income if they're

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to be posting their children. So it's opened

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<v Speaker 3>up this whole conversation about what is appropriate to share

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<v Speaker 3>of your child online. Are you allowed to make money

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<v Speaker 3>from your child online?

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why I struggle with this obviously, are you

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<v Speaker 1>very transparent? Like I share photos of my kids online

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<v Speaker 1>not because I'm making money off them, but because they're

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<v Speaker 1>such a huge part of my life that like, I

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<v Speaker 1>share my life online and I often share photos of

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<v Speaker 1>my kids. But I think the reason why I sit

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<v Speaker 1>in two camps about this conversation is because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>huge scale. There's a massive difference between mums who have

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<v Speaker 1>created YouTube channels where the main stars are children, and

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<v Speaker 1>those children are making an income, but the money's going

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<v Speaker 1>to the parents. Yeah, A lot of the articles I've

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<v Speaker 1>read on this makes it feel like anyone who's putting

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<v Speaker 1>photos of their children online is exploiting their children, And

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that's just too much of a simple

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<v Speaker 1>way of looking at this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I think the core of this is

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<v Speaker 2>the rise of the social media child and famous kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's over thirteen million subscribers on this one kid

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<v Speaker 2>the Labrands, they're massive in the US and people are saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the parents are the ones profiting. They get millions of

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<v Speaker 2>dollars from exploiting their children at what expense.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but there's something to be said.

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<v Speaker 3>So just over on knows the labrands what they capitalize

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<v Speaker 3>on the way they make their money. They're not like

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<v Speaker 3>putting their kids out on a farm and making them

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<v Speaker 3>work all day for unpaid labor. They're unpacking toys and

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<v Speaker 3>playing with toys. That is the way, and people pay

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<v Speaker 3>to watch that.

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<v Speaker 4>There's got to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be something to where you realize that. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>okay if the kids are benefiting. Are the kids getting

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<v Speaker 3>this money that they're earning put back into a bank account?

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<v Speaker 3>Where does the money go? But at the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the day, if it's not overly exploiting the child, that

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<v Speaker 3>child is going to have an overall better life if

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<v Speaker 3>their parents have more money. I don't think you can

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<v Speaker 3>argue that point for me.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why this is such a tricky one to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of unpack is because the problem with influencing and

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<v Speaker 1>the problem with using kids in social media to make money.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of issues with it, but the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>one is that it is so largely unregulated. Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a child that appears in a bond's ad

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<v Speaker 1>on TV, or they appear in some sort of advertising

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<v Speaker 1>in print, there's so many rules. When you get to

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<v Speaker 1>that actual shoot day, kids can only be on set

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<v Speaker 1>for X amount of time, you have to have a

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<v Speaker 1>nurse on site. There's so many rules around using children

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<v Speaker 1>in advertising. But because with influencing, it's happening on a

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<v Speaker 1>platform with parents, there are no regulations. We don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how long parents are making their kids do this sort

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<v Speaker 1>of work for and then are they exploiting it or

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<v Speaker 1>does the child want to be involved. I think ultimately

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<v Speaker 1>it is a very good thing to bring in legislation

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<v Speaker 1>around this.

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<v Speaker 3>I think everyone should have the right to share their

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<v Speaker 3>child if they want to, but do so with discretion.

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<v Speaker 3>Because in the darker side of things, the police found

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<v Speaker 3>that on inappropriate websites on the Internet, half of those

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<v Speaker 3>photos on those websites were just taken from innocent posting

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<v Speaker 3>on people's.

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<v Speaker 2>Instrument family album, family album.

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<v Speaker 3>So it is just something that you do have to

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<v Speaker 3>be aware of. I think it's your child, You're entitled

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<v Speaker 3>to post pictures of them who want, but keep that

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<v Speaker 3>in mind. Keep that in mind of where they could

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<v Speaker 3>possibly end up.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally Hey, next on the pickup, Imagine celebrating with a

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<v Speaker 2>coworker who told you that she was pregnant and she's

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<v Speaker 2>taking time off. Yeah, it's great, right, And she's pregnant

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<v Speaker 2>and she's going to go off and have her baby

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll see her.

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<v Speaker 1>In a year having some maternitally totally paid lovely maternityly

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<v Speaker 1>and you realize that she was lying about it the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a real story that has actually happened, and the

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<v Speaker 2>detail it's going to blow you away. So I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not someone we work with. It's not a

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<v Speaker 2>duty out there in the Kiss final. It's next to

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<v Speaker 2>the pickup. It's the pickup. Thursday afternoon on Kiss with Britt,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura and Mitch. Where here headed to the chemists warehouse today?

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<v Speaker 2>Great savings every day, ladies. This is I think the

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<v Speaker 2>funniest headline I've ever read in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a big carmage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, this is true. It's so funny. A

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<v Speaker 2>woman in Georgia, in the United States has just been

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<v Speaker 2>charged with faking her pregnancy to get time off work

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<v Speaker 2>like sickly Hi maternityly, she said she was pregnant, took

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<v Speaker 2>time off, and then the coworkers started to get suspicious

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<v Speaker 2>that it wasn't potentially real. They caught her out and

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<v Speaker 2>she's being charged.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, how did she get caught out?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, was it because there was no baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Because the belly was the fake pillow that was stuffed

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<v Speaker 4>up the belly.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin's colleagues became suspicious when they noticed her bump was

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<v Speaker 2>a skew getting up from her desk at work, and

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<v Speaker 2>then when she sent them inconsistent photos of different children

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<v Speaker 2>when they asked to see the image of the newborn baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what do you mean inconsistent? No, because newborn babies

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<v Speaker 1>could just look weird. They always look a bit different. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you take a photo one day their face

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<v Speaker 1>is a bit squished, then the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good corn. Apparently she said pictures to her staff

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<v Speaker 2>in a group chat, and the images of the children

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<v Speaker 2>were inconsistent because they depicted children with varying skin tones.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I mean, if you got a lie, just pick

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<v Speaker 4>one child.

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<v Speaker 6>Race.

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<v Speaker 2>But she went to Google images said new baby went.

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<v Speaker 4>To the Bahamas with a family on a holiday. Got ten.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the thing is a coworker observed the lower portion

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<v Speaker 2>of her stomach come away from her body and they

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<v Speaker 2>saw double side of tape sat down to her abdomen.

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<v Speaker 6>Blue.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I Okay, if you're faking a pregnancy and

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<v Speaker 1>you're wearing a prosthetic belly, surely you're wearing Maxi dresses

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like. She's not rocking up in a mid

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<v Speaker 1>drift where you can see some double sided tainer.

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<v Speaker 3>Buy the proper prosthetic. You can bind them. Buy a

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<v Speaker 3>bump prosthetic. Don't put a pillow up there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all awkward and goes off to the side.

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood and get it VFX.

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<v Speaker 4>I guarantee you be able to get one online.

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<v Speaker 2>Guarranet Laura, she got lazy because this isn't the first

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<v Speaker 2>time she's done it. No, this is no second fake

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<v Speaker 2>pregnancy that she has had. That's why they thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was we're the second time around. Also because she announced

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<v Speaker 2>she was pregnant at the end in November of twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty and then had the baby in May of twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one, so the gestation period was format.

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<v Speaker 3>That is such a such a commitment to the lie,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a forever lie. It's not nine months, because

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<v Speaker 3>then you've got to pretend you've got kids for the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do with the lack of baby, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you do? You just continue to send fake

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<v Speaker 1>photos or she.

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<v Speaker 4>Will get eighteenth birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely, if you're gonna do this lie, you've got to commit.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to hone in onor like maybe it's your

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<v Speaker 1>friend's kid and you just start sending photos.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got to be consistent. Absolutely. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well she got seven weeks paid leave off and then

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<v Speaker 2>she got found out and I've got a photo of

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<v Speaker 2>the baby on the screen. This is a fake baby

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<v Speaker 2>bump that she showed her coworkers.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've got up some fake baby bumps that you

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<v Speaker 2>can buy online. They're actually quite legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them look more realistic than others. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the fleshy looking one. I'm not so sure about the

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<v Speaker 1>black one.

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<v Speaker 2>You can get one that's just a Lily Dale chicken breast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this one here, that colored one is just

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like a bra insert. It looks like one

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<v Speaker 1>of my push up bras.

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<v Speaker 4>What is the punishment? What do you get charged for?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, seeah, you can't charge someone for wearing a chicken

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<v Speaker 2>feel it and saying it's a baby that doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 2>up in a corner.

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<v Speaker 4>Not in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she was charged for identity fraud because she made

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<v Speaker 2>up a fake partner as well. She's not actually in

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so she came off. She only got her own

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<v Speaker 1>maternity leave. But she but like, what is having a partner?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she get extra money for the partner or something?

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<v Speaker 3>No, hang on, it says here because I've got this sheet,

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<v Speaker 3>and says here that the fraud was because her fake

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<v Speaker 3>partner emailed saying that doctors had ordered her mandated several

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<v Speaker 3>weeks of rest following the delivery. So she's pretending to

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<v Speaker 3>be like doctor's orders of a partner.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like there's multiple people here. She impersonated.

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<v Speaker 2>She made up her partner, and the name for the

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<v Speaker 2>partner they should have been a dead giveway on the

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<v Speaker 2>email was brand Ottom when Bember Bay. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 2>She could have just said Sam Johnson, but no, she

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<v Speaker 2>went Brand Optember Bember If she lent on the keyboard.

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<v Speaker 1>And send it off and then she's like, yeah, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it and then she said, guys, baby ill pember,

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<v Speaker 1>but tender ways here rhyme.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so stupid. All right, next time the pickup, Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>something's going on socials. You've done something on social media

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<v Speaker 2>that this involves you. It involves you.

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<v Speaker 1>I did the dumbest thing I've ever done in my

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<v Speaker 1>entire life in a blind rage, and it involves you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know what this is about. That's next

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<v Speaker 2>to the pickup thurs Day on Kids. It's the pickup Britt,

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is a story that mixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you have something to do with I'm worried about

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<v Speaker 2>this because you've been talking about it all show and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is you're going to bring

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<v Speaker 2>up with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when I was I was ranting about

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<v Speaker 1>somebody on social media? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was you're in a wild range?

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<v Speaker 2>Is a public figure that you were ranting about?

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<v Speaker 4>I was not Okay. Now I've made it sound worse

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<v Speaker 4>than what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I was talking about someone who I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the best relationship with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, an Australian media personality.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, give more clues, jury.

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling you the backstory, and at that time

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<v Speaker 1>I had their Instagram open, but I was waving my

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<v Speaker 1>phone around chatting to you, telling you the beef. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I left that day, I went home. Later that night,

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<v Speaker 1>I opened up Instagram and whose story pops up as

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<v Speaker 1>my next view story? I accidentally followed them?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, when I was waving. Now I'm following them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's calmer following your enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>They know I'm following them, and I can't unfollow them

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<v Speaker 1>or they gonna know.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to unfollow them.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't follow.

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<v Speaker 4>Follow them immediately right now, give me the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll do it. Give me. If you don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>because they know that you followed them.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe they'll know do they follow you back? I know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's even worse because now when you unfollow them, they're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be like, oh, she unfollowed me because I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason why I haven't unfollowed them is because

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<v Speaker 1>one I hope that they don't listen to this show.

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<v Speaker 1>They won't because they don't like me. But the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't want to unfollow them is because I want.

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<v Speaker 4>Them to think I did it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want them to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want them to have the satisfaction that they

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<v Speaker 1>think it was an accident.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel viscerally uncomfortable for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say that?

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<v Speaker 4>And that's what happens when you wave your phone around?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you trying to blame me and somehow say that

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<v Speaker 2>because you were telling me the story of the beef?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my fault?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct? Yes, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You asked me questions and you got me fired up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had to tell you the whole thing from

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<v Speaker 1>start to finish. It was a long story and the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time I was waving my phone around, And.

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<v Speaker 4>It's entirely your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Which during this led me to think, how many of

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<v Speaker 1>you out there have gotten yourself into trouble because you've

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally followed someone you shouldn't, You've accidentally liked a photo

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<v Speaker 1>that you shouldn't have liked, and then you just want

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<v Speaker 1>to throw your phone into the ocean and run away

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<v Speaker 1>and move to Spain, which is where you'll be able

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<v Speaker 1>to find me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Amy's done just that. On thirteen one six five, Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was stalking my year six teacher, who, as

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<v Speaker 5>a twelve year old I inappropriately had a crush on

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<v Speaker 5>along with half.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the class, and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Accidentally hit ad friends. Didn't realize until he popped up

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<v Speaker 5>in my feed, And now we're just awkwardly friends. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>thirty four, and he'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, it's been like thirty years.

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<v Speaker 5>It's more awkward now to unfollow him with zero explanations.

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<v Speaker 5>So now I see his stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. I'm also committed to the follow now awkwardly forever.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's it. So now I just get his family

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<v Speaker 5>popping up and he's a lovely wife, the beautiful daughters,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm just the weird over a crush me where

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<v Speaker 5>I was twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, all you weird as it? Wait, I'm following.

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<v Speaker 2>Laurence called on thirteen one of sixty five, Lauren, what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Who did you follow accidentally?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Well it wasn't me. I actually went for a job

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<v Speaker 6>interview and my boss, my future boss, he accidentally friended me.

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<v Speaker 6>He must have been like stalking my page to see,

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<v Speaker 6>like what was I up to and it was really

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<v Speaker 6>awkward because I was like, you've added me as a

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<v Speaker 6>friend and he's like, oh yeah, and yeah sorry, and

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, well what, like yeah, it was just awkward

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<v Speaker 6>and I said I hope you liked all my bikini

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<v Speaker 6>photos and like yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, he went right red. Did you get the job?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you ask?

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<v Speaker 6>I did? I did actually get the job. It was

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<v Speaker 6>like when I went into work, I was just so awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations, well done and you got the job on your

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<v Speaker 2>own merrit Nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. See it pays off, Laura. Maybe just

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<v Speaker 2>leave it. Let it sit with his mystery celeb.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to leave it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know the sad day faction they have though, knowing

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<v Speaker 3>that you follow them and they don't follow you back,

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<v Speaker 3>there is so much satisfaction.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's like it's like they think I'm desperate to

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<v Speaker 4>be friends with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm so cringe. Let's get out of here,

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<v Speaker 2>will And what are you up next? To drive your home?

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<v Speaker 2>They've got Australia's Easy as Quiz within a thousand bucks cash.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be nice and we will see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>See you guys. Bye,