WEBVTT - FULL: The Salami Mule 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.480 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:11.720 Will my human labrador she beat me eleven to zero? 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:15.760 The international simple for Father's Day should just be a shrug. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:19.239 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:19.759 coome on. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.560 It's Tuesday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Come 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:26.439 on in Jack oh guys, come on in Patsy So 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:32.080 eight new goldenhers gold and where they come from. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:35.040 Four in the swimming, one in the judo, first time 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.080 in twenty years. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.159 Yes, thank you Japan not being the part of the 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.640 come off games. That's incredible, actually getting a gold in 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:42.440 the judo. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.360 And then one age in the cycling, gymnastics and lawn bowls, 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.760 which behind the scenes yesterday you were telling me is England. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:48.960 Is a show? 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.360 The balls obviously I reckon. The scouts went out of 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.160 all those RSLs. You've got a great grassroom feeder system. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:57.600 Here are RSLs. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:58.120 Howpen to you? 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.120 Was she playing in Barefoot well to get a kind 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.760 of advantage like back home in Australia. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.400 So eight golden kettles, We've got to give away. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:07.280 Eight gold kettles so far? 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.120 Is that is that? 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.640 It for golds this morning. We can't win anymore so far, 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.880 no one more. There's still a possible one more. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.160 It is amazing how well Australia are doing so how 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.360 many goals have been one just in the swimming. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.120 Fourteen thirty total. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.120 Actually pressure, you knew that. That quickly makes me have 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:26.200 a whiff of like you just said a. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.959 Number, so i'd move on. Mom. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.360 It's in that ballpark early doors. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.480 You know it's early doors here. We're just warming up. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.400 We haven't got all our facts of figure in place. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.440 You don't when you get to work, you know you 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:39.440 have a little wonder around the office, have a little stretch, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.280 go and tap, turn on the photocopier. That's us in 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:44.520 the first hour of this show. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.240 It's actually for trying to trip me up enough. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.800 It's actually actually I come back at eight to gold 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.160 and to find out how many we've got. So it 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:53.760 does mean though. The good news to you guys is 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.560 we are doing the Gold of hands. For every gold 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.600 medal in Birmingham with Team Australia, you win a shiny, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:02.640 beautiful gold and smag kettle. These are beautiful kettle. So 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.360 we've got eight at the moment to give away on 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.960 today's show. Now, do you want to explain to me 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.760 your idea? Jack actually has made an idea. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:19.679 Yes, we were struggling yesterday. We're struggling. We were scrambling 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.240 yesterday for an idea to give away twenty two kettles. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.960 We were not prepared for giving away twenty two kettles 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.360 and then up boiling water live on air, and everybody 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.320 who rung in before it boiled, they want a kettle. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:33.800 So I've got a new idea this morning called hot 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:37.680 hot hot tea. It is guess the song that the 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.520 man drinking boiling hot tea is singing? 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.960 All right, just what me through that? Sw me through 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:44.560 the processes. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.799 So I'm the man, so I would let me just 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.160 think of a song. What what's our first song this morning? 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:52.480 Well? 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.560 Whatever we just played, all right, just do it new 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:56.560 sensation and success. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:03.399 Okay, how does that go? I'll do Mary had lamb? 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:05.320 So from the. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.000 First song we played to, Mary had a little lamb. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.920 Why is that the next song you go to? All right, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.079 Mary had a little lamb? So the man played by you. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.320 Yes, I would drink some tea? 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:21.760 Yeah, And the scream is you the horror of the 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:25.760 idea or confronted with your own radio crimes. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.639 The scream is me drinking a hot tea straight out 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.040 of the golden spad kettle. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:33.720 Why is can I just ask? 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.880 Why is the man screaming but to a nice beat. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.480 He's maybe he's had that song second his head. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.119 He's releasing his pain. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.480 But in song form, in song form, there's three options. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:49.800 I've seen them. I've seen them. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.880 I've also heard them this morning at half five. The 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.320 team members that had to work on this have come 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.560 to me separately and said they were forced to do this. 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:02.640 So I got none of a member yesterday that said 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:03.320 that he wants this. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.360 Sorry, I never reveal my sources. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.800 They said I got at eight o'clock yesterday evening, saying 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:12.240 that he just wants me to know that he was 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:13.720 made to work on this idea. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.279 That's well, he was encouraging yesterday. I tell you what 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.200 I I was making these. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:20.000 Tell you what. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.040 Let's do. That's okay, let's give away. We've got eight 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:25.159 to give away. Let's give away one right now. Okay, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.880 So you got to guess the song that the man 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.280 played by Jack Post is. 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.920 Screaming hot to tea too and screaming gotcha Okay, there 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:34.000 should be an opener as well. 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:39.320 Is there an open there's a there's an opener here? Ah, 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.680 where's the opener? I've seen it, I've seen it. I 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:47.120 think that's a boss. Actually, so don't chance for today's show, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:47.920 no invoices. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.360 This tea is hot hot. 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:00.240 What country is that wrong? 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:05.080 This tea is hot hot hot. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:05.960 So there were one number? 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:09.640 Excuse me? 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.560 This tea is hot. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:26.200 This tea is hot hot hot. Oh dear, one way 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:30.279 to cull the tea. Give us someone enough rope Jashu 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.760 to take about four of you with him. All right, 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.919 this tea is hot. Let's do it, Let's do it, 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.440 all right? Here is the song? Since you recognize what 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.320 song for man play by a radio performer, chat Post 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:44.600 is singing and screaming to nine four one four one 0:05:44.640 --> 0:06:01.360 oh four three. This tea is hot, hot, hot hot tea. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:03.520 You want to. 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.279 Say I regret my actions. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:13.240 You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast eight 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.880 Gold and Beautiful Smeg Kettles to give away today's part 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.440 of our goldeon. Every time TA in Australia win gold, 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.159 we give away a golden kettle. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:21.760 Well thanks to robbing the team. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.800 Ean s and right now you can save up to 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:28.720 two thousand dollars on selected Smeg appliances at E and S. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:33.080 All right, so we're giving away one right now. Jack's 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:36.880 come in with a feature idea. Walk us through this 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.480 one again. So someone's had a cup of tea. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.560 Yeah, someone's got their use golden Smeg kettle. Yeah, poured tea, 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.240 but they haven't waited for it to cool down, or 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.080 haven't added any milk or water. They've drunk it. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.679 Quice story, it's getting longer. I mean, I love a feature. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.240 Any time Eddie tells us about millionaire hot seat, give 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.400 us the whole backstory it. Let me tell his story. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.919 It's a parable about a man and a shepherd on 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:57.800 a hillside. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.640 The man is drinking the hot tea and as he's 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:04.120 screaming it's too hot, it actually sounds to me like 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:05.320 he's screaming a song. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.320 Oh my god, a feature is born. It's called this 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:13.760 tea is hot hot hot, scrapers at the bottom of barrel. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:21.680 This tea is hot, hot hot. Did you make this tea? 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.239 Is hot? 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:23.880 Hot hot? 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:26.360 All right? 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:30.680 So he is the man having that tea. What's the song? 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:48.040 And hot Tea's he reacting there clearing your throat. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.640 Bit, No, that's me drinking the tea. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.960 Yeah, it sounded like lurking in your throat. 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:55.520 He has a radiology. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.800 He works kind monkey radio pox. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:05.679 Michelle, Good morning, good morning, good morning, welcome to the show. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.040 Sorry it's this way we meet. But what is the 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.040 song on this tea? Is hot, Hot Hot? 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.000 I'm hoping it's Living on a Prayer by bon Jovi, 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:14.560 or it's awkward for all of us if. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.240 It's not binga bing bing. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.720 Race cats. Why no, Michelle, you've won a golden kettle. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.080 Thank you. That's quite a right over. The team have 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.160 just given me this. This is some of the outtakes 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.440 of you doing this yesterday. This is a grown man. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:35.559 Pretty I've got a bit of reverbon. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:44.040 After in the morning. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.199 I'm ready. 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:00.600 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.320 Just watching some of the games where we could be 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.640 winning another gold medal. It's to men in the pool? 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:09.320 Is it the men's two hundred meter relay? I just 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:12.559 said a jack. If anyone's ever swum just a length 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:16.600 right of an actual Olympic pool, it is so hard, right, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.160 I remember thinking it can't be that. You know, swimming 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.840 is really really hard work. Didould do it? These people 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.280 that do it day in day out, and they've got 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.400 that kind of muscular endurance and they just can get 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.680 it done. But if you're trying to swim an actual 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.960 one length, right, I gassed I reckon about a third 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.680 of the way out. I'm like, I might need that lifeguard, 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.640 that kid who's chatting up the young girl, you know, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.120 to the what's the international segment for help, or could 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.560 just go to the side like make out like this 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.400 is my fifteenth length, actually do this every day. Two 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:49.120 hundred and one. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.920 Just go over here two hundred one and a half. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.600 Yeah, I needed something slower than the slow lane that 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:57.600 they had added two lessons of adult swim lessons And 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:01.600 after it, the guy said his name was Blaze, and 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:02.160 he was like. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.440 Come on, these people make this up around you. Even 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.720 playing pickaball with some guy calls himself the Blitz. People 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.840 see you as an easy mark Blaze. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.720 So I was like, Blaze, how good are you are? 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.839 Swinging it like you do you compete? He's like, oh no, 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.120 I hate swimming. I just work here. I was like, well, 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.280 my coach doesn't even like swimming, so I'm. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:21.280 Out other games. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.360 They should have that thing where you know you always 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.880 get some old people right the randomly just go across 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.680 the whole pool. They should to make it a bit harder. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.840 They should have some natural hazards. If we just won 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:31.480 another gold. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.200 Yeah, and there's a guy. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:36.240 You should be a commentator. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:42.120 Make Bruce the Christian O'Connell show podcast every week. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.800 Then we're doing something called funny Business where we're looking 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:50.440 for your spottings of weird or unusual business names. Last 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:55.840 week two eventually funny business Hall of Fame both to 0:10:55.880 --> 0:11:00.199 do with landscape and actually lawn Lawn and Order Landscape 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.880 Hall of Famer. And three Irish guys who are tree 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:07.520 loppers tree amigos. All right, some new ones. This comes 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.160 from Michelle Christian. I was walking around One and More 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.240 the other day. Saw a window for funny business that. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:14.160 It gives you a chuckle. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:20.800 This is Jane Doe as in d o u ge. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:22.480 Yeah, very good idea smart. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.240 We like that one Christian has a plastering company near 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.360 me called Apollo Screed to the instead of Apollo Creed. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.920 That's actually very good. I like that one Apollo screen 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.800 is great. Christian in the Southern Highlands and New South Wales. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:40.280 Air conditioning business near me called Stiff Nipples. Dear, welcome 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:46.440 to Australia. They need that on the come to Australia 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.840 for your holidays, Stiff Nipples. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.160 There's so many chances, like when you're getting an A 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.640 B in register your business, you actually have to put 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.040 that on forms. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.120 Register with the tax Department and the government. 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.400 Greg broken listen to the show on the iHeart platform 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.520 in New South Wales. Thank you very much for your 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:09.920 Stiff Nipples spotting there. And Christian TAXIDERMICI saw the other day. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:15.520 Rest in pieces. That's good nine four one four one 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.880 o four three nine four one four one o four 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:21.200 three your spottings this week for funny business. Let's go 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.839 do Andrea, Good morning, Andrea. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:25.880 Good morning Christian and Crewe. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.520 Hey good things. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.319 Don't Andrea the funny the funny business. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.800 What have you got for us? 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.959 I've got hair of the dog, Hair of the. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.720 Dog, and what is that booze company? 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.960 It's a hair of the dog. Dot com, look at 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:43.240 to you? 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:44.360 Dot com? 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:45.520 Dot are you all right? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.080 It's so many things. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:53.959 An advert, it's on a vent, it's on event. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.240 Yeah, lovely it's on a website's everywhere? 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:58.680 Isn't a hair of dogs everywhere? 0:12:59.000 --> 0:12:59.400 Dot com? 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:09.960 Gotcha, Andrew with something I could do with some now, yes, anytime. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.360 Okay, Andrea, it's right, Thank you for coming. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.439 Thank you, Christian. Love it, love everything. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:22.200 I just love trees, I love break, I love kettle, 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.520 every love it. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:27.600 Positivity. 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:28.760 We love that. That's what we want. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.440 Thank you very much. Tony Robbins, thank you, Andrea, bye bye. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:37.520 I hope everything so rather than she loves everything. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.319 You name it and stuff we hate, she loves it. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:39.559 Coriander loves it. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.040 We go here, Tim, Come on, Tim, good. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.400 Morning Christian, tim. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:46.880 O, and what's your funny business? 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:47.560 What have you seen? 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:52.880 I've got a funny business time called Ferrari mobile dog groomer. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:54.800 Ferrari is good. 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.160 Actually that should come on in. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:03.319 Wah, Tim. Yes, you're a Hall of Famer for Ferrari. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:04.600 Wow. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:09.000 Yeah, it's a big come doown is BEGINNTI climax. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.599 It's probably not we thought it would be to be 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.120 in that Hall of I think we should also put 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:14.200 in stiff nipples as well. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.240 All right, Tim, thank you very much. You have a 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:18.839 good day, sir. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:19.800 Thank you. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:22.960 That's the reaction if you do get inducted into the 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.400 Hall of Fame, just to lower your expectations. It's a 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.000 big old Oh my, oh god, it's terrible. Hasn't actually 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.280 made any difference in my life? 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.680 Well, Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:33.600 We're doing funny business. 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:38.360 I'll look every week we'd unusual funny business names sort 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:43.160 of coming. What Dafoe apparently that's in South Melbourne. What 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.640 dafoe are like? What the foe? That's very very good. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.920 It's suchually nervous about reading that out. There's a laundromer 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:55.320 in Collinwood, soap pranosos. That is a Hall of Famer there, 0:14:55.600 --> 0:15:00.320 laundromer and try cleaners, Soap pranos hall of fa Also 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.200 like dirty dogs done dirt cheap, the dog groomers as well, 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.080 obviously akadaka fans. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:10.320 That is brilliant. I've got to take our big old 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.760 Larry to the cat groomer tomorrow. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.280 It's a nightmare. He's a big cat and he does 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.400 not want to go to the cat groomer. She gives 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.560 him these, she says, they're sweeties. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.800 I'm turning it out when I pick. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:25.920 All right, Joe Rogan trip. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.880 All right, so let's get testical son. Funny business? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:36.480 So Ashley coome morning, OHI Christian, I'm good Ashley. What 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.000 have you seen then for funny business? 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.360 I've got a food truck. What's called feeling prawny? 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:46.360 Feeling prawny? Yes, very good, Thank you very much, Ashley. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:47.440 Thanks for giving us a cool I have a good 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.080 day mate, you too much? Is Jackie? Good morning, Jackie? 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:52.320 Good morning? 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:53.040 How are you all? 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:54.960 I'm good to you. Are you well, Joey? 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:56.200 I am thank you? 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:57.040 Thanks for asking? 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.160 Good? All right, Jackie? And what's your funny business? 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.120 It's my brother's business and it's a gardening business. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.560 It was guns and roses. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.360 See this. This is a higher end, top end of town, 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.600 rather than our friends in New South Wales and highlands 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:17.200 there with stiff nipples. Now, Jackie, did your brother did 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.520 you do any brainstorming with the whole you know idea 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:19.720 of what. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:20.240 He was going to do. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.640 He's just very funny. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.440 He wanted to bring a bar as well and call 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:24.240 it the fairy Womber. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.560 This is funny, This is funny. 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:28.600 We need him on the shows. He's got any ideas? 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.760 Try to give away golden kettles because we are struggling. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:33.280 I don't know. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:34.200 I'll have to ask him. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:34.480 Peace. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:39.360 It's probably at work. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:40.120 It doesn't matter. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.080 He needed We're supposed to be at work too, Jackie. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:44.160 Thank you very much. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:45.240 You call my every good day. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.600 Take it, thank you, Jacob. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:56.560 Yeah, the business I got tiny corks proceilery at what's grade? 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.360 I know him, but Adams to me on Instagram a 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.560 whole bunch that's hilarious every time say. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.199 Yeah, that's got to go in hall of favor. Jacob, 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:08.639 Thank you very much, and I us know might have 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:09.160 a good day. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:10.320 Yeah you too. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:11.040 Friends are ron? 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:11.399 Please? 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:13.760 Is it you? 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:18.760 Jacoby dming me every single nay now is sliding into 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:19.240 my show. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:24.080 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:27.320 So great news and Tim Australia smashing it on day 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.720 four winning nine gold medals, taking the tally at the 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:34.679 moment thirty one gold medals in the first four day 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.520 of the Games in Birmingham. The great news for you 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:40.200 guys is every gold medal wins another golden kettle, not 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:43.440 just any kettle. Oh no, big boys, tell them about it, 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:46.000 Thanks Christian. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:49.600 The smeth golden kittle features a one point seven leaders 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:54.080 stainless steel body, soft opening lid three hundred and sixty 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:58.440 degree swivel bass with their tasteful fifties Addison design which 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:02.119 will leave your kitchen looking retro, yeah, futuristic. 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.920 Back to you in this studiocky big balls, all right. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:09.160 So today then to win them your calls and your stories, 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:13.320 win the kettles today, Golden Kettles nine one four three. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.560 First of alls, we want us speak to anyone who's 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.960 over seventy, who's got a job, right, I know there's 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:19.480 a lot of them. We've got side hustle, a little 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.440 part time job. I feel sorry for the pensioners though. Farmers, 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:27.720 the National Farmers Federation, are lobbying for tax breaks for pensioners. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.840 There's a really severe acute works shortage. It's not enough 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:36.119 normally it's brittish back, yeah, because it's expensive to fly 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.200 right now, and the fuel on that, the air tickets, 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:39.119 they're not coming out here. 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.200 Therefore we're not getting enough fruit. So the farmers have 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:42.880 got together. 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.199 They've seen the old people just sat around playing gin 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.000 rummage the other day and gone, hey, why don't you 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:49.560 pick up a little backpack and get out of that 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.560 film and pick some lemons. Old timer, all right, puts 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:53.480 you back into. 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:59.680 Its breaking work. It's them, yeah, big tubs, big bag up, yeah, 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:00.600 up the ladders. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:00.680 In the head. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.399 They think seniors pensions are going to jump in their 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:06.320 campers and start camping on those sites. 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:07.320 I mean, no offense to. 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:12.240 The elderly, okay, but if if this country right is 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.080 relying on pensioners to go and pick fruit for us, 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.119 it's not a good look global, is it. Also? 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:20.879 Are they really going to be Are they going to 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.399 be a help to the followers or hindrance? Are going 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:23.960 to turn up. 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:26.240 With their little yappy dogs. You know, they're going to 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:28.520 be napping in the afternoon in the fields. They'll be 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:32.080 wondering and go, oh God, which which field am I? 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:33.960 Where am I? Glasses? I'm not sure if this is 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:34.720 the best idea. 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:36.560 And now every time we bite into an apple, we 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:37.680 can't help but think of our. 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:41.280 Old granddady's put her back out reaching flat while someone's 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:44.280 with a megaphone, you know, yelling at them, get up 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.720 with up. These lemons aren't going to pick themselves. And 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:51.239 then get this. They surveyed over three thousand pensioners asking him, 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:54.000 you know, would you mind going out working on the land. 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.760 Eighty percent said they don't want to pick fruit, doesn't matter. 0:19:58.119 --> 0:19:58.800