Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 1: coome on.
Speaker 3: It's Tuesday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Come
Speaker 3: on in Jack oh guys, come on in Patsy So
Speaker 3: eight new goldenhers gold and where they come from.
Speaker 4: Four in the swimming, one in the judo, first time
Speaker 4: in twenty years.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you Japan not being the part of the
Speaker 3: come off games. That's incredible, actually getting a gold in
Speaker 3: the judo.
Speaker 4: And then one age in the cycling, gymnastics and lawn bowls,
Speaker 4: which behind the scenes yesterday you were telling me is England.
Speaker 2: Is a show?
Speaker 3: The balls obviously I reckon. The scouts went out of
Speaker 3: all those RSLs. You've got a great grassroom feeder system.
Speaker 3: Here are RSLs.
Speaker 2: Howpen to you?
Speaker 3: Was she playing in Barefoot well to get a kind
Speaker 3: of advantage like back home in Australia.
Speaker 2: So eight golden kettles, We've got to give away.
Speaker 4: Eight gold kettles so far?
Speaker 2: Is that is that?
Speaker 4: It for golds this morning. We can't win anymore so far,
Speaker 4: no one more. There's still a possible one more.
Speaker 3: It is amazing how well Australia are doing so how
Speaker 3: many goals have been one just in the swimming.
Speaker 4: Fourteen thirty total.
Speaker 3: Actually pressure, you knew that. That quickly makes me have
Speaker 3: a whiff of like you just said a.
Speaker 2: Number, so i'd move on. Mom.
Speaker 4: It's in that ballpark early doors.
Speaker 3: You know it's early doors here. We're just warming up.
Speaker 3: We haven't got all our facts of figure in place.
Speaker 3: You don't when you get to work, you know you
Speaker 3: have a little wonder around the office, have a little stretch,
Speaker 3: go and tap, turn on the photocopier. That's us in
Speaker 3: the first hour of this show.
Speaker 4: It's actually for trying to trip me up enough.
Speaker 3: It's actually actually I come back at eight to gold
Speaker 3: and to find out how many we've got. So it
Speaker 3: does mean though. The good news to you guys is
Speaker 3: we are doing the Gold of hands. For every gold
Speaker 3: medal in Birmingham with Team Australia, you win a shiny,
Speaker 3: beautiful gold and smag kettle. These are beautiful kettle. So
Speaker 3: we've got eight at the moment to give away on
Speaker 3: today's show. Now, do you want to explain to me
Speaker 3: your idea? Jack actually has made an idea.
Speaker 4: Yes, we were struggling yesterday. We're struggling. We were scrambling
Speaker 4: yesterday for an idea to give away twenty two kettles.
Speaker 4: We were not prepared for giving away twenty two kettles
Speaker 4: and then up boiling water live on air, and everybody
Speaker 4: who rung in before it boiled, they want a kettle.
Speaker 4: So I've got a new idea this morning called hot
Speaker 4: hot hot tea. It is guess the song that the
Speaker 4: man drinking boiling hot tea is singing?
Speaker 2: All right, just what me through that? Sw me through
Speaker 2: the processes.
Speaker 4: So I'm the man, so I would let me just
Speaker 4: think of a song. What what's our first song this morning?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Whatever we just played, all right, just do it new
Speaker 3: sensation and success.
Speaker 4: Okay, how does that go? I'll do Mary had lamb?
Speaker 2: So from the.
Speaker 3: First song we played to, Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 3: Why is that the next song you go to? All right,
Speaker 3: Mary had a little lamb? So the man played by you.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would drink some tea?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the scream is you the horror of the
Speaker 3: idea or confronted with your own radio crimes.
Speaker 4: The scream is me drinking a hot tea straight out
Speaker 4: of the golden spad kettle.
Speaker 3: Why is can I just ask?
Speaker 2: Why is the man screaming but to a nice beat.
Speaker 4: He's maybe he's had that song second his head.
Speaker 2: He's releasing his pain.
Speaker 4: But in song form, in song form, there's three options.
Speaker 2: I've seen them. I've seen them.
Speaker 3: I've also heard them this morning at half five. The
Speaker 3: team members that had to work on this have come
Speaker 3: to me separately and said they were forced to do this.
Speaker 3: So I got none of a member yesterday that said
Speaker 3: that he wants this.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I never reveal my sources.
Speaker 3: They said I got at eight o'clock yesterday evening, saying
Speaker 3: that he just wants me to know that he was
Speaker 3: made to work on this idea.
Speaker 4: That's well, he was encouraging yesterday. I tell you what
Speaker 4: I I was making these.
Speaker 2: Tell you what.
Speaker 3: Let's do. That's okay, let's give away. We've got eight
Speaker 3: to give away. Let's give away one right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: So you got to guess the song that the man
Speaker 3: played by Jack Post is.
Speaker 4: Screaming hot to tea too and screaming gotcha Okay, there
Speaker 4: should be an opener as well.
Speaker 3: Is there an open there's a there's an opener here? Ah,
Speaker 3: where's the opener? I've seen it, I've seen it. I
Speaker 3: think that's a boss. Actually, so don't chance for today's show,
Speaker 3: no invoices.
Speaker 4: This tea is hot hot.
Speaker 2: What country is that wrong?
Speaker 5: This tea is hot hot hot.
Speaker 2: So there were one number?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: This tea is hot.
Speaker 3: This tea is hot hot hot. Oh dear, one way
Speaker 3: to cull the tea. Give us someone enough rope Jashu
Speaker 3: to take about four of you with him. All right,
Speaker 3: this tea is hot. Let's do it, Let's do it,
Speaker 3: all right? Here is the song? Since you recognize what
Speaker 3: song for man play by a radio performer, chat Post
Speaker 3: is singing and screaming to nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three. This tea is hot, hot, hot hot tea.
Speaker 2: You want to.
Speaker 4: Say I regret my actions.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast eight
Speaker 3: Gold and Beautiful Smeg Kettles to give away today's part
Speaker 3: of our goldeon. Every time TA in Australia win gold,
Speaker 3: we give away a golden kettle.
Speaker 2: Well thanks to robbing the team.
Speaker 3: Ean s and right now you can save up to
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars on selected Smeg appliances at E and S.
Speaker 3: All right, so we're giving away one right now. Jack's
Speaker 3: come in with a feature idea. Walk us through this
Speaker 3: one again. So someone's had a cup of tea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone's got their use golden Smeg kettle. Yeah, poured tea,
Speaker 4: but they haven't waited for it to cool down, or
Speaker 4: haven't added any milk or water. They've drunk it.
Speaker 3: Quice story, it's getting longer. I mean, I love a feature.
Speaker 3: Any time Eddie tells us about millionaire hot seat, give
Speaker 3: us the whole backstory it. Let me tell his story.
Speaker 3: It's a parable about a man and a shepherd on
Speaker 3: a hillside.
Speaker 4: The man is drinking the hot tea and as he's
Speaker 4: screaming it's too hot, it actually sounds to me like
Speaker 4: he's screaming a song.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a feature is born. It's called this
Speaker 3: tea is hot hot hot, scrapers at the bottom of barrel.
Speaker 2: This tea is hot, hot hot. Did you make this tea?
Speaker 3: Is hot?
Speaker 4: Hot hot?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: So he is the man having that tea. What's the song?
Speaker 6: And hot Tea's he reacting there clearing your throat.
Speaker 4: Bit, No, that's me drinking the tea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounded like lurking in your throat.
Speaker 3: He has a radiology.
Speaker 2: He works kind monkey radio pox.
Speaker 3: Michelle, Good morning, good morning, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Sorry it's this way we meet. But what is the
Speaker 3: song on this tea? Is hot, Hot Hot?
Speaker 7: I'm hoping it's Living on a Prayer by bon Jovi,
Speaker 7: or it's awkward for all of us if.
Speaker 8: It's not binga bing bing.
Speaker 3: Race cats. Why no, Michelle, you've won a golden kettle.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That's quite a right over. The team have
Speaker 3: just given me this. This is some of the outtakes
Speaker 3: of you doing this yesterday. This is a grown man.
Speaker 4: Pretty I've got a bit of reverbon.
Speaker 2: After in the morning.
Speaker 4: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Just watching some of the games where we could be
Speaker 3: winning another gold medal. It's to men in the pool?
Speaker 3: Is it the men's two hundred meter relay? I just
Speaker 3: said a jack. If anyone's ever swum just a length
Speaker 3: right of an actual Olympic pool, it is so hard, right,
Speaker 3: I remember thinking it can't be that. You know, swimming
Speaker 3: is really really hard work. Didould do it? These people
Speaker 3: that do it day in day out, and they've got
Speaker 3: that kind of muscular endurance and they just can get
Speaker 3: it done. But if you're trying to swim an actual
Speaker 3: one length, right, I gassed I reckon about a third
Speaker 3: of the way out. I'm like, I might need that lifeguard,
Speaker 3: that kid who's chatting up the young girl, you know,
Speaker 3: to the what's the international segment for help, or could
Speaker 3: just go to the side like make out like this
Speaker 3: is my fifteenth length, actually do this every day. Two
Speaker 3: hundred and one.
Speaker 2: Just go over here two hundred one and a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I needed something slower than the slow lane that
Speaker 4: they had added two lessons of adult swim lessons And
Speaker 4: after it, the guy said his name was Blaze, and
Speaker 4: he was like.
Speaker 3: Come on, these people make this up around you. Even
Speaker 3: playing pickaball with some guy calls himself the Blitz. People
Speaker 3: see you as an easy mark Blaze.
Speaker 4: So I was like, Blaze, how good are you are?
Speaker 4: Swinging it like you do you compete? He's like, oh no,
Speaker 4: I hate swimming. I just work here. I was like, well,
Speaker 4: my coach doesn't even like swimming, so I'm.
Speaker 2: Out other games.
Speaker 3: They should have that thing where you know you always
Speaker 3: get some old people right the randomly just go across
Speaker 3: the whole pool. They should to make it a bit harder.
Speaker 3: They should have some natural hazards. If we just won
Speaker 3: another gold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a guy.
Speaker 2: You should be a commentator.
Speaker 1: Make Bruce the Christian O'Connell show podcast every week.
Speaker 3: Then we're doing something called funny Business where we're looking
Speaker 3: for your spottings of weird or unusual business names. Last
Speaker 3: week two eventually funny business Hall of Fame both to
Speaker 3: do with landscape and actually lawn Lawn and Order Landscape
Speaker 3: Hall of Famer. And three Irish guys who are tree
Speaker 3: loppers tree amigos. All right, some new ones. This comes
Speaker 3: from Michelle Christian. I was walking around One and More
Speaker 3: the other day. Saw a window for funny business that.
Speaker 2: It gives you a chuckle.
Speaker 3: This is Jane Doe as in d o u ge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good idea smart.
Speaker 3: We like that one Christian has a plastering company near
Speaker 3: me called Apollo Screed to the instead of Apollo Creed.
Speaker 3: That's actually very good. I like that one Apollo screen
Speaker 3: is great. Christian in the Southern Highlands and New South Wales.
Speaker 3: Air conditioning business near me called Stiff Nipples. Dear, welcome
Speaker 3: to Australia. They need that on the come to Australia
Speaker 3: for your holidays, Stiff Nipples.
Speaker 4: There's so many chances, like when you're getting an A
Speaker 4: B in register your business, you actually have to put
Speaker 4: that on forms.
Speaker 2: Register with the tax Department and the government.
Speaker 3: Greg broken listen to the show on the iHeart platform
Speaker 3: in New South Wales. Thank you very much for your
Speaker 3: Stiff Nipples spotting there. And Christian TAXIDERMICI saw the other day.
Speaker 3: Rest in pieces. That's good nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three nine four one four one o four
Speaker 3: three your spottings this week for funny business. Let's go
Speaker 3: do Andrea, Good morning, Andrea.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian and Crewe.
Speaker 8: Hey good things.
Speaker 3: Don't Andrea the funny the funny business.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us?
Speaker 8: I've got hair of the dog, Hair of the.
Speaker 2: Dog, and what is that booze company?
Speaker 9: It's a hair of the dog. Dot com, look at
Speaker 9: to you?
Speaker 7: Dot com?
Speaker 10: Dot are you all right?
Speaker 3: It's so many things.
Speaker 2: An advert, it's on a vent, it's on event.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely it's on a website's everywhere?
Speaker 2: Isn't a hair of dogs everywhere?
Speaker 3: Dot com?
Speaker 9: Gotcha, Andrew with something I could do with some now, yes, anytime.
Speaker 3: Okay, Andrea, it's right, Thank you for coming.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Christian. Love it, love everything.
Speaker 3: I just love trees, I love break, I love kettle,
Speaker 3: every love it.
Speaker 4: Positivity.
Speaker 3: We love that. That's what we want.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Tony Robbins, thank you, Andrea, bye bye.
Speaker 3: I hope everything so rather than she loves everything.
Speaker 2: You name it and stuff we hate, she loves it.
Speaker 2: Coriander loves it.
Speaker 3: We go here, Tim, Come on, Tim, good.
Speaker 10: Morning Christian, tim.
Speaker 3: O, and what's your funny business?
Speaker 2: What have you seen?
Speaker 8: I've got a funny business time called Ferrari mobile dog groomer.
Speaker 3: Ferrari is good.
Speaker 2: Actually that should come on in.
Speaker 3: Wah, Tim. Yes, you're a Hall of Famer for Ferrari.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big come doown is BEGINNTI climax.
Speaker 3: It's probably not we thought it would be to be
Speaker 3: in that Hall of I think we should also put
Speaker 3: in stiff nipples as well.
Speaker 2: All right, Tim, thank you very much. You have a
Speaker 2: good day, sir.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's the reaction if you do get inducted into the
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame, just to lower your expectations. It's a
Speaker 3: big old Oh my, oh god, it's terrible. Hasn't actually
Speaker 3: made any difference in my life?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're doing funny business.
Speaker 3: I'll look every week we'd unusual funny business names sort
Speaker 3: of coming. What Dafoe apparently that's in South Melbourne. What
Speaker 3: dafoe are like? What the foe? That's very very good.
Speaker 3: It's suchually nervous about reading that out. There's a laundromer
Speaker 3: in Collinwood, soap pranosos. That is a Hall of Famer there,
Speaker 3: laundromer and try cleaners, Soap pranos hall of fa Also
Speaker 3: like dirty dogs done dirt cheap, the dog groomers as well,
Speaker 3: obviously akadaka fans.
Speaker 2: That is brilliant. I've got to take our big old
Speaker 2: Larry to the cat groomer tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's a nightmare. He's a big cat and he does
Speaker 3: not want to go to the cat groomer. She gives
Speaker 3: him these, she says, they're sweeties.
Speaker 2: I'm turning it out when I pick.
Speaker 3: All right, Joe Rogan trip.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's get testical son. Funny business?
Speaker 3: So Ashley coome morning, OHI Christian, I'm good Ashley. What
Speaker 3: have you seen then for funny business?
Speaker 10: I've got a food truck. What's called feeling prawny?
Speaker 3: Feeling prawny? Yes, very good, Thank you very much, Ashley.
Speaker 3: Thanks for giving us a cool I have a good
Speaker 3: day mate, you too much? Is Jackie? Good morning, Jackie?
Speaker 9: Good morning?
Speaker 7: How are you all?
Speaker 3: I'm good to you. Are you well, Joey?
Speaker 12: I am thank you?
Speaker 9: Thanks for asking?
Speaker 2: Good? All right, Jackie? And what's your funny business?
Speaker 7: It's my brother's business and it's a gardening business.
Speaker 12: It was guns and roses.
Speaker 3: See this. This is a higher end, top end of town,
Speaker 3: rather than our friends in New South Wales and highlands
Speaker 3: there with stiff nipples. Now, Jackie, did your brother did
Speaker 3: you do any brainstorming with the whole you know idea
Speaker 3: of what.
Speaker 2: He was going to do.
Speaker 12: He's just very funny.
Speaker 9: He wanted to bring a bar as well and call
Speaker 9: it the fairy Womber.
Speaker 13: This is funny, This is funny.
Speaker 2: We need him on the shows. He's got any ideas?
Speaker 3: Try to give away golden kettles because we are struggling.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I'll have to ask him.
Speaker 2: Peace.
Speaker 3: It's probably at work.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: He needed We're supposed to be at work too, Jackie.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You call my every good day.
Speaker 3: Take it, thank you, Jacob.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the business I got tiny corks proceilery at what's grade?
Speaker 10: I know him, but Adams to me on Instagram a
Speaker 10: whole bunch that's hilarious every time say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got to go in hall of favor. Jacob,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, and I us know might have
Speaker 3: a good day.
Speaker 2: Yeah you too.
Speaker 8: Friends are ron?
Speaker 14: Please?
Speaker 10: Is it you?
Speaker 3: Jacoby dming me every single nay now is sliding into
Speaker 3: my show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So great news and Tim Australia smashing it on day
Speaker 3: four winning nine gold medals, taking the tally at the
Speaker 3: moment thirty one gold medals in the first four day
Speaker 3: of the Games in Birmingham. The great news for you
Speaker 3: guys is every gold medal wins another golden kettle, not
Speaker 3: just any kettle. Oh no, big boys, tell them about it,
Speaker 3: Thanks Christian.
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Speaker 3: Back to you in this studiocky big balls, all right.
Speaker 3: So today then to win them your calls and your stories,
Speaker 3: win the kettles today, Golden Kettles nine one four three.
Speaker 3: First of alls, we want us speak to anyone who's
Speaker 3: over seventy, who's got a job, right, I know there's
Speaker 3: a lot of them. We've got side hustle, a little
Speaker 3: part time job. I feel sorry for the pensioners though. Farmers,
Speaker 3: the National Farmers Federation, are lobbying for tax breaks for pensioners.
Speaker 3: There's a really severe acute works shortage. It's not enough
Speaker 3: normally it's brittish back, yeah, because it's expensive to fly
Speaker 3: right now, and the fuel on that, the air tickets,
Speaker 3: they're not coming out here.
Speaker 2: Therefore we're not getting enough fruit. So the farmers have
Speaker 2: got together.
Speaker 3: They've seen the old people just sat around playing gin
Speaker 3: rummage the other day and gone, hey, why don't you
Speaker 3: pick up a little backpack and get out of that
Speaker 3: film and pick some lemons. Old timer, all right, puts
Speaker 3: you back into.
Speaker 4: Its breaking work. It's them, yeah, big tubs, big bag up, yeah,
Speaker 4: up the ladders.
Speaker 2: In the head.
Speaker 3: They think seniors pensions are going to jump in their
Speaker 3: campers and start camping on those sites.
Speaker 2: I mean, no offense to.
Speaker 3: The elderly, okay, but if if this country right is
Speaker 3: relying on pensioners to go and pick fruit for us,
Speaker 3: it's not a good look global, is it. Also?
Speaker 2: Are they really going to be Are they going to
Speaker 2: be a help to the followers or hindrance? Are going
Speaker 2: to turn up.
Speaker 3: With their little yappy dogs. You know, they're going to
Speaker 3: be napping in the afternoon in the fields. They'll be
Speaker 3: wondering and go, oh God, which which field am I?
Speaker 2: Where am I? Glasses? I'm not sure if this is
Speaker 2: the best idea.
Speaker 4: And now every time we bite into an apple, we
Speaker 4: can't help but think of our.
Speaker 3: Old granddady's put her back out reaching flat while someone's
Speaker 3: with a megaphone, you know, yelling at them, get up
Speaker 3: with up. These lemons aren't going to pick themselves. And
Speaker 3: then get this. They surveyed over three thousand pensioners asking him,
Speaker 3: you know, would you mind going out working on the land.
Speaker 3: Eighty percent said they don't want to pick fruit, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Get in the van.
Speaker 3: We're going out. So are you over seventy with a job? Okay,
Speaker 3: we want to speak to the veteran listeners who are
Speaker 3: over seventy with a job on nine four one four
Speaker 3: three and we'll give you a nice golden kettle as well.
Speaker 3: And then Jack's got a great story from Birmingham and
Speaker 3: the Cyclist.
Speaker 4: This one is great. The Australian Cycling team handlebars kept
Speaker 4: falling off before the one thousand alual.
Speaker 3: You've got a guy who comes out with the team.
Speaker 3: That is you've got one job, mate, put the bike together.
Speaker 3: That's you're not competing, don't cycle it, just put it together.
Speaker 3: How can the handlebars come off so much?
Speaker 4: So that Odd Cycling had to go you know what
Speaker 4: before the race? This is cannot be used safely because
Speaker 4: it kept coming off, So they had to use less
Speaker 4: Fast handlebars, which I don't even know.
Speaker 3: What they go to, like some cheap backstreet shop in
Speaker 3: Birmingham called less Fast handlebars.
Speaker 4: The statement reads the drop bars will be marginally slower
Speaker 4: but will tolerate the loads generated. Essentially, they won't fall
Speaker 4: off like our last handlebars.
Speaker 3: Matt Matt Glake's still got that's so Australia, it should
Speaker 3: be right off you go all right, so what fell off?
Speaker 4: What fell off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're looking for stories of things falling off on
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. So the
Speaker 3: way you can win a golden kettle right now? Then
Speaker 3: on nine four one o four three are you over
Speaker 3: seventy with the job and stories about things falling off?
Speaker 2: What fell off?
Speaker 1: A brighter now you're listening to the Christian O Carl
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 3: You can win a life changing kettle this morning on
Speaker 3: the show on our goldeth On this is a beautiful
Speaker 3: golden Smeg kettle and if you know your stuff Smeg
Speaker 3: are literally top of the range stuff. Well thanks to
Speaker 3: Robin the team at Ean s so this morning. Then
Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories.
Speaker 2: Of what fell off nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three.
Speaker 3: Looking forward these stories because at the moment I'm hearing
Speaker 3: the team chat to Jack go what and someone hadn't
Speaker 3: screwed it on right? And I need to know what
Speaker 3: was the what's the other side of that story?
Speaker 2: What fell off?
Speaker 3: On nine four one four one o four three and
Speaker 3: seventy with a job. We're looking to speak to veteran
Speaker 3: listeners who were over seventy with a job. Your wife
Speaker 3: said there was someone on the airline working seventy.
Speaker 4: Eight seventy eight hostess. Yeah, and she said it was
Speaker 4: so grandmotherly that kept holding our baby Gordon.
Speaker 2: While what do you want to also want the pilot?
Speaker 2: I want an old pilot, he's experienced.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want someone like Captain Sully, you know, in
Speaker 3: the seventies, probably out there in arm flying birds. You know,
Speaker 3: I want an old time pilot. I don' want tell
Speaker 3: me young fresh one straight out of college. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three. Good morning
Speaker 3: to Rinda.
Speaker 12: Yes, good morning, Yes.
Speaker 2: Good morning. And which what are you calling it about?
Speaker 2: Your mom's got a job.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 16: So my mom worked as a registered p diatrist until
Speaker 16: she was eighty two. And she yeah, and she now
Speaker 16: still she's in the retirement village. She still sees a
Speaker 16: few people at home on the side.
Speaker 3: On the side cash only.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shut the wardens to come and they come around
Speaker 2: every hour office.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love that in the retirement village. They bring
Speaker 3: her they bring their feet to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great. Hey, do you think you would like
Speaker 3: a golden kettle.
Speaker 16: She'd probably love one, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love that kettle. I'll put the kettle on
Speaker 2: ten times a day.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll send you one of our golden kettles.
Speaker 2: To your mum. Okay, oh that'll be great. Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. She called us. Go to Lara.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Lara, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are you going.
Speaker 2: We're good, Laara, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 3: So you're with a job.
Speaker 17: No, my daddy is My dad's seventy four, and he
Speaker 17: has a very special job. He works for a very
Speaker 17: special man and he helps him out at Christmas time.
Speaker 17: He works as a center.
Speaker 2: I wonder where you were going, and I thought your
Speaker 2: dad was a drug dinner. I've got a new job, Lara, working.
Speaker 3: For mister B.
Speaker 2: He's in Colombia.
Speaker 4: I can't say too much.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: So is the Maya Santa?
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, he's a standing so he helps because of it.
Speaker 18: I don't know.
Speaker 17: He stands in for Santa because obviously Santa can't be
Speaker 17: everywhere all at once. So he's there to take special
Speaker 17: photos and we take our kids along for family photos
Speaker 17: with Santa. So is he dressed in the gear Oh, absolutely, yes.
Speaker 2: It's double son for the kids. Can't do it alone.
Speaker 2: He's got clones.
Speaker 4: And so you have to even though he's your dad.
Speaker 4: Do you have to pay full price for the photos?
Speaker 4: You do one before we leaves the house.
Speaker 17: I know we can usually work somely out. We usually
Speaker 17: get a bit of a discount.
Speaker 2: Yeah, discount.
Speaker 3: He's got Lara. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and cool. Thank you, Wendy, Good
Speaker 2: morning money. I know, Wendy. And what fell off?
Speaker 9: My husband bought your boat. I knew the second hand
Speaker 9: one and the first time he put it in the water,
Speaker 9: he started up to go go out fishing and the
Speaker 9: boat went nowhere, and so he had looked and the
Speaker 9: prop fell up.
Speaker 7: So he had a boat with no props.
Speaker 2: So basically it's just a flotation device, isn't it.
Speaker 19: Yes, Like.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, darling, I got you this raft.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So he had to what he did, he had to
Speaker 9: turn the boat off and then he had to get
Speaker 9: back on the pontoon thing where you lawn from strip
Speaker 9: off and then jump in the water and try and
Speaker 9: find the props.
Speaker 3: Why has he got to be stripped off to do that?
Speaker 9: You wouldn't jump in before yes, and when he pulled
Speaker 9: it out there was no he didn't go fishing.
Speaker 2: No, No, Wendy, would you like a golden kettle?
Speaker 9: I would love one.
Speaker 3: He really made us laugh with that one. Okay, thank
Speaker 3: you very much for sending you a golden kettle.
Speaker 2: It's yours.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What Fell Off?
Speaker 3: And are you over seventy with a job? Good morning Pat,
Speaker 3: butch Christian. I'm writing this on behalf of my husband.
Speaker 3: He can't contact you moment. He's at work. He's seventy one,
Speaker 3: works four days a week. Still, he's a butcher and
Speaker 3: he would go stir crazy if he stopped work. So
Speaker 3: as long as he's healthy enough, he will always be working.
Speaker 3: I love that you have to go and close local butchers,
Speaker 3: don't you? And those guys? I think sometimes it's like
Speaker 3: a family thing, but there's always some old guys in
Speaker 3: there there carving up the meat.
Speaker 2: Pat. Thank you very much for your email, Maureen. Good
Speaker 2: morning coome on Christian.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm going Maureen?
Speaker 2: So is it you or your husband who's still working
Speaker 2: over seventy?
Speaker 3: O me assume what do you do?
Speaker 9: I work part time in a shopping step Fresh selling crystals,
Speaker 9: tarot spiritual statues, things like that.
Speaker 2: You might have seen, Patsy.
Speaker 9: Please come up, Petsy. We love to see you.
Speaker 2: Do you do Tarot card readings?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 9: Not for people? No, I don't.
Speaker 2: Now he's going to come into money.
Speaker 9: No no, I mean no, I just know I'm not
Speaker 9: quite confident enough to do that. I'll play with them
Speaker 9: myself that I don't read for other people.
Speaker 4: But he can buy a pack and do them at
Speaker 4: home on his cat.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We love you, Maurie. Thank you very much. Cool, have
Speaker 2: a good day, mate, take care, Thank you, thanks seriously.
Speaker 2: You will see Patsy. So Lisa, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good?
Speaker 2: What fell off?
Speaker 3: Lisa?
Speaker 16: Okay?
Speaker 14: So when I was eighteen and I bought a Mini Cooper.
Speaker 12: I love Mini.
Speaker 14: I had it all gone up, I had it repainted,
Speaker 14: I had the apole street down, everything, and every week,
Speaker 14: once a week I used to take my boyfriend to
Speaker 14: trade school in Johnson Street, Collingwood. It was full traffic
Speaker 14: driving along. My whole engine fell out. All of all
Speaker 14: the engine mounts broth and it fell out on the road,
Speaker 14: full traffic, and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 12: What am I going to do?
Speaker 3: The engine block?
Speaker 16: Yep, the entire engine.
Speaker 2: You take me to clown school. The car falls apart.
Speaker 12: It was just a disaster.
Speaker 2: It was lucky.
Speaker 3: Disaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: There's a mechanic around the corner and he he was
Speaker 14: really good. They walked us, waited all that and it
Speaker 14: took about an hour, but we got it off the road.
Speaker 2: Stop. Is it like we're to put it all back together?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was just a disaster.
Speaker 2: I'm not a mechanic, but can it just come loose?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 14: Got everything done.
Speaker 10: Everything was nice think except for the engine.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Lisa, thank you very much. You call take care
Speaker 2: answer it. She didn't didn't answer it.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Look of your Stories, What fell off? And I over
Speaker 3: seventy with a job. How many more golden kettles have
Speaker 3: we got to give away? By nine o'clock this morning,
Speaker 3: Mike can is six more to go?
Speaker 2: Six more to go?
Speaker 3: Okay, good morning to Sue Cartmeil, who is at work
Speaker 3: right now. This is an amazing wow woman, Christian, I'm
Speaker 3: emailing already at work. I just had my seventy first
Speaker 3: birthday on Saturday. I'm a full time lad technician despite
Speaker 3: having cancer. I would love a golden kettle please. I
Speaker 3: drink gallons of tea. My poor old kettle is replace Sue.
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry that you've got cancer, but I'm inspired
Speaker 3: by how you're still going to work and showing up.
Speaker 2: I think there's something remarkable about that. You can.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can definitely have a golden kettle and also
Speaker 3: give you We've got a pair of tickets with the
Speaker 3: Cinemas Gold Class as well going. It's not nice on us,
Speaker 3: but Sue, that is a great thing to do. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Margaret. Good morning, Margaret Hanna.
Speaker 8: How are you today?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Margarets. And what's your job?
Speaker 10: Then? What do you do?
Speaker 9: I drive a school bus and I picked kids up
Speaker 9: before school, taking them to school and then drop my
Speaker 9: home afterwards.
Speaker 3: That's the job. And insist on that they are real
Speaker 3: sticklers for they'll pick them up, but you must bring
Speaker 3: them back. Margaret, Well, we can't have you just taking
Speaker 3: them off for to day. We've spoken about this, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's incredible.
Speaker 2: How long you've been doing that, Margaret, I've been driving
Speaker 2: the school bus since thirty years. Wow. Not the same route,
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 9: No, different different runs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mix it up, mix it up. I pick up
Speaker 3: r rand there. That's like a happy hour. They don't
Speaker 3: know where they end up, not necessarily the right school,
Speaker 3: but that's the fun of it, you know, it's the
Speaker 3: phone bush.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's that's when we do sport runs and
Speaker 9: you never know where you're going to end up.
Speaker 2: No, no, you need to, you need to.
Speaker 3: Some of those kids start there on the back. They've
Speaker 3: been lost for twenty years. They've grown up, adults, gone
Speaker 3: as kids.
Speaker 9: It's good when you see you when I have grown up,
Speaker 9: because I remember you for all the n things you've
Speaker 9: done for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty years been doing that. You must recognize a
Speaker 3: lot of kids of them become parents.
Speaker 7: Here when you go to wedding England see new babies.
Speaker 12: And all the rest of us are good.
Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely. And what route you want today?
Speaker 9: I'm I'm out Frankston Way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh lovely? Oh yeah nice? And would you like
Speaker 3: your golden kettle match?
Speaker 16: I love one?
Speaker 3: Oh well, have one?
Speaker 18: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Thank you for what you do. I bet you're great
Speaker 3: with the kids as well to sing to them.
Speaker 9: And I'm not quite there, but we do a lot
Speaker 9: of talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have the radio on.
Speaker 3: You stick this on?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, how does that go down there?
Speaker 3: Turn it off?
Speaker 2: What is this old person's music.
Speaker 1: Of the song?
Speaker 2: About the bits? We leave it hanging in the air,
Speaker 2: you know, having that kettle? Now, just send me one.
Speaker 3: Old one from the office. And I love you too, lovely, Margaret,
Speaker 3: I will send you a golden kettle.
Speaker 2: Magic, yep, beautiful.
Speaker 3: All right. Remember, drop those kids off, let them go, Margaret.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, my cousin lost her leg below the knee one day.
Speaker 3: We're walking around the shopping center and artificial leg just
Speaker 3: fell off.
Speaker 2: The two of us were.
Speaker 3: Whetting ourselves laughing, but people were horrified. That's from Mark
Speaker 3: Kim Christian Sue Cartmel. He just read her email out.
Speaker 3: She is a true legend from one of the science
Speaker 3: teachers she looks after every day. That's awesome. Amazing story
Speaker 3: this week about a passenger at Darwin Airport getting a
Speaker 3: three thousand dollars fine after trying to smuggle in machas
Speaker 3: from Barley into this country where Donald is widely available.
Speaker 2: Literally everywhere is.
Speaker 4: There an airport in the world where Donald Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Been to doll On Airport. They've got a Maca's there, mate.
Speaker 3: You didn't need to smug it at all. It's expensive
Speaker 3: happy meal. Ever, it was a sniffer dog that discovered
Speaker 3: this as well. I'm sure as a dog went. I've
Speaker 3: never seen one of those dogs where they go brazilk
Speaker 3: It must be quite a scene actually, you know normally
Speaker 3: that they sort of this, this sort of go around.
Speaker 3: It sort of came out. I've never seen what it
Speaker 3: must be like. When would they do they bark or
Speaker 3: roll over or whatever they do.
Speaker 4: It's re tell react to what were you trying to
Speaker 4: bring into the champagne Charlie.
Speaker 2: You know those alwaysters he loves so much.
Speaker 4: They sit down next to you politely and then politely
Speaker 4: they're very well trained. They're coming. I'll sit down.
Speaker 2: How do you know this? I've seen it happen, really
Speaker 2: what they would just sit down?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They come then surely so it's just going to run
Speaker 3: off if the dog does that, start getting I'm god,
Speaker 3: guys tack dogs.
Speaker 2: They just might have them to go for the colprit's throat.
Speaker 4: They're beagles though they're not German shepherds, but they need
Speaker 4: they need to just sit down. They just sit down
Speaker 4: next to you and then you go, who knew anywhere
Speaker 4: this dog?
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Darndest thing happened today at the airport. Peter Hitch and
Speaker 2: I love doing this new story. Yesterday is the hitch Zinta.
Speaker 20: The sniffer dog made a meal of a returning traveler's
Speaker 20: contraband McDonald's admin airport. Two egg and saucing to munk
Speaker 20: Mumhans hotcakes and a hamclussant were detected in the suitcase
Speaker 20: of a passenger coming back from Bali.
Speaker 3: It's the cross on as well. Plus all that food
Speaker 3: is gonna it's gonna be cold, right, Macas is fine?
Speaker 3: However Macas when it's cold cold egg McMuffin, that is wrong.
Speaker 3: And unpacking all your holiday gear there's a cold McMuffin
Speaker 3: in there. Why so anyway, today then we want to
Speaker 3: know what have you snuck in? What have you tried
Speaker 3: to smuggle in, Whether it's stuff to the cinema or
Speaker 3: whether it's too gig trying to get booze into a festival. Well,
Speaker 3: whatever it is, we want to know about it. Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three And can you
Speaker 3: also I do not believe that the dogs just sit
Speaker 3: politely next to you.
Speaker 2: I think Rio just made it up.
Speaker 3: Has anyone seen one of those dogs, as Jack called it,
Speaker 3: get activated when they've caught mister peek. This is the
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast, the hottest thing in town to
Speaker 3: win right now one of these golden kettles who knew
Speaker 3: good onring to Julie Christian, We're our family, big tea drinkers.
Speaker 3: I'd even take my own grateful teenagers and a cup
Speaker 3: of tea in the morning to start their day. It's
Speaker 3: a less argumentative way to wake them up. It is
Speaker 3: our old kettle's on the way out. Though the water
Speaker 3: level is stained, looks like it's half full. The kids
Speaker 3: never flip back the lid to check if there's any
Speaker 3: water in it. When I hear it on and I
Speaker 3: know there's no water, and they race like a mad
Speaker 3: woman yetting tear it off. It sounds like a rattling
Speaker 3: freight train that's going to explode. If there is a
Speaker 3: gold kettle spare, I'll be thrilled to give it a
Speaker 3: new home. Julie im Morapn, you have been an early
Speaker 3: supporter of the show. I recognize your name. You're always
Speaker 3: down the time wasters. Absolutely you can have a golden kettle,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. All right, But looking for your
Speaker 3: stories of smuggling, Patsy, you've got a story, not of smuggling,
Speaker 3: but smuggling out.
Speaker 21: I always smuggle out already calls it my food purse,
Speaker 21: which is my big handbag.
Speaker 4: What a phrase out of the supermarket.
Speaker 3: I pray we never have to hear you talk about
Speaker 3: your food put game. I feel a little bit sick
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 21: Whenever we go out for dinner, I usually smuggle the
Speaker 21: little salt and peppers and sugars.
Speaker 5: Sometimes the mini butters. They come in very bit. They
Speaker 5: come in handy at a picnic. I stash them away
Speaker 5: and they're fantastic.
Speaker 21: You guys coming on are quite regularly in the summertime,
Speaker 21: but they're brilliant.
Speaker 4: I get you.
Speaker 5: Pepper One's shoes now, I've got a bit of class.
Speaker 3: He must have gone the last twenty four hours, all right,
Speaker 3: So smuggling in or like Patsy's smuggling out.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: And Rio told me that the dogs when they become activated,
Speaker 3: when they sniffy, sniffy, sniff, and there's something dodging your bags.
Speaker 3: They will sit down politely next to you. I don't
Speaker 3: believe that.
Speaker 2: Surely they must start yelling or dog's called it bucking.
Speaker 4: This guy.
Speaker 3: On me, Matt, Hello, Matt.
Speaker 11: Hi Christian mate. I can confirm Rio's story. They do
Speaker 11: just sit beside you, because it happened to me. Wow, mate,
Speaker 11: I was coming back from a trip to Tazzy, been
Speaker 11: to the Cabri factory, had in my bag a little
Speaker 11: bit of chocolate in the bottom. Were not a little bit,
Speaker 11: but a fair bit of chuck it in the bottom
Speaker 11: of my carry on bag. And they late night, last
Speaker 11: fight in from Tazzy back into Melbourne and the dog's
Speaker 11: there and I said, oh, no big deal. I've got nothing.
Speaker 11: I've done nothing. And he came up, sniffed my bag
Speaker 11: and sat right beside me, and the guy said, can
Speaker 11: you step out of line first? So I stepped out
Speaker 11: of line and he checked everybody else and they came
Speaker 11: back and he said, anything in your bag. I said, no,
Speaker 11: nothing in my bag. So they sniffed it again and
Speaker 11: the dogs sat again. Double said mate, we're gonna have
Speaker 11: to empty the bag. So they mted my bag and
Speaker 11: they got to the bottom and they saw the layer
Speaker 11: of Cabri chocolate and the guy's face looked at the dog,
Speaker 11: and he looked at me and he goes, I'm really sorry, mate.
Speaker 11: We've been training in with chocolate tree and he thought
Speaker 11: he was.
Speaker 3: That's an incredible story, Matt. I love that. You've got
Speaker 3: to You've gotta have one of our golden kettles. That's
Speaker 3: a great story.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 11: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 2: Great story, well told.
Speaker 11: Thank you a good day, guys.
Speaker 3: That's prettiant. Michelle, come on in.
Speaker 16: Good Christians, how are you today.
Speaker 3: I'm good to hope you well. Michelle Faster joining the show,
Speaker 3: and you've got a story of snucking something in. Yeah.
Speaker 13: My mom was coming back from America several years ago.
Speaker 13: And she came back from America and she came back
Speaker 13: to Charalamerine Airport and she decided the smuggles and salami
Speaker 13: in their handbag and.
Speaker 2: Smuggler.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she come back through Tallmerine Airport and through
Speaker 13: customs and one of those little doggies came up to
Speaker 13: her and sat down right beside her. That's true, down
Speaker 13: beside es salamire.
Speaker 2: Fine. How much was it?
Speaker 7: I can't remember?
Speaker 13: It was about six years ago, saying it was a
Speaker 13: couple of hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Can they can you keep SLAMI though? No they do
Speaker 2: with all that kid they're eating that, aren't they?
Speaker 3: That chocolate? They're having all that stuff out out the back.
Speaker 3: Great place, Great day today, guys. Let's CHOPI.
Speaker 13: The best thing is she's a vegetarian too.
Speaker 2: So what was she like a salami mule?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I think so.
Speaker 3: All right, Michelle, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 2: I have a good day.
Speaker 8: By Danny mor Than, Christian, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 2: How are you doing, Yeah, we're good. So you know
Speaker 2: a bit more about the old drug dogs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Look I've got a breeder or of the
Speaker 8: drug dogs for Striding's customs. And quite true, they're trying
Speaker 8: to just be very nice and polite and whatever they're
Speaker 8: trained in sniffing. If they sniff it out, they just
Speaker 8: sit right.
Speaker 3: Next to you and do they do different things for
Speaker 3: what they think is in there. If it's explosives or money,
Speaker 3: they might do a like stand up on one poor or.
Speaker 13: Something or.
Speaker 8: Not quite one poor guys. But yeah, look it it's
Speaker 8: true that they're they're bread in Victoria and they're they're
Speaker 8: sent all over the world or people from different customs.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 4: The only place in the world to them, not the
Speaker 4: only place.
Speaker 8: But we've got such a great program. They're flying twice
Speaker 8: a year. Yeah, they're flying twice a year and they yeah,
Speaker 8: still our dogs and this.
Speaker 3: Government does nothing wake up people their neck not dogs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so they're bread for you know, they're bread to
Speaker 8: sniff out divers, currency, drugs, a whole lot of.
Speaker 3: A cadib like a body. Yeah, you know, I've got
Speaker 3: a tool, so I didn't see it on the list salami,
Speaker 3: but yeah, there's a there's a leg in there actually.
Speaker 8: In South America if there's an earthquake or something like that,
Speaker 8: based our bodies or they Yeah, and we've we've got
Speaker 8: to breed about our dogs bread nineteen pups. So yeah,
Speaker 8: we're well and trying entrenched in the programs.
Speaker 3: Quite incredible. They can be trained and is it mainly
Speaker 3: beagles or they still use the German shepherd dogs no labradors.
Speaker 8: Labradors now because they're a familiar face, they're not scared.
Speaker 8: A lot of the tourists are petrified from some countries
Speaker 8: as dogs.
Speaker 3: Even there the criminal mastermind, he's still going to respect
Speaker 3: that the labbador that took him down.
Speaker 4: Beagles, I mean, librador's no friendlier than a beagle.
Speaker 3: No, they are friendless dog.
Speaker 2: In the world.
Speaker 8: No, it's probably easier to try, though, because if you
Speaker 8: train them with food. Labradors are very food oriented.
Speaker 3: If I was going to get rumbled anyway, it was
Speaker 3: an international drugs chmpaign, it was a labrador that brought
Speaker 3: me down.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind that, you know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a lad can give you a very nasty lik.
Speaker 3: Danny, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 3: Do you want a golden kettle?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look, I would love that dog breedings. Dick the kettle
Speaker 3: and have a cup of tea.
Speaker 8: I'll share it with the dog.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, nasty lick, all right, Danny, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You caol have a good day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Asking you whatever you try to smuggle in or smuggle out.
Speaker 3: Tanya is this in right now? She's got form cans
Speaker 3: of beer in the pipe carrier on her ute. When
Speaker 3: they go to Flemington Races, hollered out loaves of bread
Speaker 3: with bottles of wining christ You can also buy empty
Speaker 3: skun screen and tooth based chews to smuggle boozing as well.
Speaker 3: How much booze you get into coldgate tube?
Speaker 4: Well, so when you're at the races and you pull
Speaker 4: out a tube of colgate, that is not a normal
Speaker 4: thing to be done.
Speaker 2: Now on when they're drunk in the afternoons, brushing their
Speaker 2: teeth at the races. We've all been there. We've seen
Speaker 2: the capsule tees ninety four one four one o four three. Jane, Hello, Jane,
Speaker 2: Hello Christine, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good?
Speaker 2: So what if you tried to smuggle?
Speaker 12: Oh, definitely alcohol going to the races. We used to
Speaker 12: go to the morning to and cup a big group
Speaker 12: of us, about twenty girls, and we would go one
Speaker 12: of our friends for her birthday and we'll wrap their
Speaker 12: alcohol upters presence.
Speaker 3: Oh that's like a boozy trojan horse, and.
Speaker 12: Just carry it in. Yeah, one girl, you could see
Speaker 12: the slab of beer in one of those boxes. But
Speaker 12: you buy from the reject shop. I used to put
Speaker 12: my wine in a wine coller and just wrap that up.
Speaker 2: That's so clever, That is clever, genius.
Speaker 12: We had a great time. Some of the girls used
Speaker 12: to put alcohol in the sauce bottle in that put
Speaker 12: it in the.
Speaker 16: Barbecue shaped box.
Speaker 12: Yeah, a lot of us did it as a as
Speaker 12: a gift for our friend.
Speaker 3: Jane.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and kill me thanks for sharing nowhere.
Speaker 12: Thanks Christing bye.
Speaker 2: Thank you by George. Good morning George, Good morning Christians.
Speaker 16: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm going to welcome to the show. George. What have
Speaker 2: you tried to smuggle?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 8: That my daughter's formard. We were not allowed to take
Speaker 8: in the alcohol or drinking the alcohol, so we decided
Speaker 8: to struggle with a little.
Speaker 2: Miniature bottles like whiskey and stuff like that, whiskey.
Speaker 10: Bourbon gin.
Speaker 18: What could you know me?
Speaker 2: We had a full bar.
Speaker 10: The best part of all was that we finished him.
Speaker 10: I had to ring up one. If you're just struggling
Speaker 10: some more.
Speaker 2: Great play chain in there to you for more.
Speaker 8: Oh it was great, mate, We.
Speaker 2: Memorable for everyone.
Speaker 16: It was.
Speaker 8: That was the best table of the whole place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, lovely, Okay, George, thank you very much. Give
Speaker 3: us a caol. Take care of George.
Speaker 9: Boy, You're welcome everyone.
Speaker 2: George is on his way out. Wow.
Speaker 3: Would you have to hear that daughter's point is here?
Speaker 3: That's the pov I want to hear. I'm sure he
Speaker 3: was happy off his nut. Your dad over there peeing
Speaker 3: himself in the corner. Here we got here, Calvin, Come
Speaker 3: on in, Calvin, Same.
Speaker 18: Morning, Christian team.
Speaker 14: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're good? We're good, Calvin.
Speaker 2: So smuggling in?
Speaker 10: Oh definitely. So imagine six ten year old kids going
Speaker 10: to the movies. Candy bar is way so expensive. So
Speaker 10: what would you do? We would think of a plan.
Speaker 10: Go to Kmart, get the two dollars, Clinkers, Snickers, the popcorn,
Speaker 10: the colored pop on especially, that's the best one. Stuck
Speaker 10: it anywhere, jumpers, oversized teas, and your pants anywhere you go,
Speaker 10: because you know you're got to be hungry. Go to
Speaker 10: the candy bar. Someone has to buy something because that's
Speaker 10: where you that's where everyone misses. You know what I mean,
Speaker 10: you gotta go to the candy by and buy something.
Speaker 10: Bigger picture, how are six kids going to go to
Speaker 10: the movies and not buy it?
Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't add up here one hundred percent.
Speaker 10: Luckily, no slipper dogs there because we would all be
Speaker 10: in trouble.
Speaker 3: No one's sitting down next to me, No.
Speaker 10: No chance. You got six kids there waiting in line.
Speaker 10: I can't see a movie mad because the slipper dog's
Speaker 10: got all my food, So I'm in trouble.
Speaker 4: Calbourn, I can tell you someone who worked at the cinema,
Speaker 4: it sounds like you're trying to pull off Oceans eleven.
Speaker 4: We didn't really care it inshide man, we knew you
Speaker 4: had stuff under your jacket.
Speaker 10: One hundred percent. Imagine a six year old kid with
Speaker 10: like ten clickers walking down their pants.
Speaker 3: Can't imagine. I'm keep telling me to I was going
Speaker 3: to let you up as Calvin one. Calvin, do you
Speaker 3: want a one hundred percent golden kettle?
Speaker 10: I would love a golden kettle.
Speaker 3: Imagine where you can smuggle in that you bring in
Speaker 3: the kettle, people don't know what's inside it.
Speaker 10: You've been melting clinkers and hot chocolate. If you don't
Speaker 10: mind me, can I just give a shout out to
Speaker 10: my lovely wife who gave birth to two twin girls, me.
Speaker 3: And Ari Oh congratulations. When was this?
Speaker 10: This was eight weeks ago. So I just want to
Speaker 10: say Dad's on the radio, girls, and I love you.
Speaker 3: You are a treasure. Calvin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll give you a golden kettle. Take that to
Speaker 2: the twins again.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much to him, Thank you all right, cheers.
Speaker 1: Buddy, Christian Connell Show podcast, which.
Speaker 3: One of you producers spoke to a caller called Matthew.
Speaker 3: It's just emailing, christ I just called your show about
Speaker 3: smuggling analyst at substance and they said it was inappropriate
Speaker 3: to broadcast it. Yes it is, Matthew. Yeah, absolutely, we're
Speaker 3: too much chocolate and salami. We don't know about dope
Speaker 3: because it's illegal and you'll go to prison.
Speaker 2: Don't email me moaning about that.
Speaker 4: Don't keettle for you, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: We know what is sticking it as well. All right,
Speaker 3: last few course, Joe Coome oning high Christian. Hey Joe,
Speaker 3: what have you smuggled him?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, it wasn't there. It was my elderly grandparents.
Speaker 2: Lett them take the fall, how you Yeah?
Speaker 7: They were rebels. Yes, every year they traveled from Victoria
Speaker 7: to Queensland or Darwin in there with their caravan and
Speaker 7: they smuggle fruit and vegetables in under the bonnet of
Speaker 7: their car.
Speaker 3: Because they they.
Speaker 7: Grew their own fruit and vegetables and they weren't going
Speaker 7: to part with them at the checkpoint.
Speaker 2: So where would they hide them around the car?
Speaker 7: Oh, they'd hide their pumpkins around the radiator and any
Speaker 7: knocking cranny that hide their.
Speaker 2: Car boarder.
Speaker 3: There's no room. Everything's crampy, bloody great pumpe.
Speaker 7: The officers at the you know, the state line, they
Speaker 7: would go through the car they would go through the caravan.
Speaker 7: They would never find growmo own grandpapon.
Speaker 2: Bloody grape pumpkin under the bond radio no idea.
Speaker 7: I know they got away with it all the bojeans.
Speaker 2: You very much. You call Linda. Good morning, Linda, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Linda. So smuggling was it you? It was
Speaker 3: my father dad, the smuggler. What did he try and smuggle?
Speaker 18: So he he's a pigeon flyer back in the UK
Speaker 18: and when he came to visit me in Australia, he
Speaker 18: smuggled back six pigeon eggs in an egg carton, wrapped
Speaker 18: in cotton wool and he had to turn them every
Speaker 18: two hours on the plane. And he now has baby
Speaker 18: pigeons that he flies back in the UK.
Speaker 3: So hang on a minute, right, So, because people might
Speaker 3: not know this, but in the UK, especially up north
Speaker 3: where you're from, I can tell me an accident. Pigeons
Speaker 3: fancying and flying. They compete called pigeon fences. Mike Tyson
Speaker 3: does this is well, he's got these coops as well.
Speaker 3: They raced them. So did your dad race them?
Speaker 18: Yes, so they're racing now.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 18: He actually they actually hatch did the eggs because he
Speaker 18: turned them every two hours on the flight in the toilets,
Speaker 18: and now he's got baby pigeons.
Speaker 2: It was like a hens or mother hen.
Speaker 18: For the eggs, he put them in an egg cart
Speaker 18: and wrapped in cotton wool and smuggled them in his backpack,
Speaker 18: and then he went into the toilets every two hours
Speaker 18: on the.
Speaker 2: Fly egg carton going in there to the toilet every
Speaker 2: two hours.
Speaker 3: And so when he came to visit you, they hatched
Speaker 3: his The pigeons were born in Australia.
Speaker 18: They was born in Australia. So he was sitting in
Speaker 18: my garden having a cup of tea, and then he
Speaker 18: saw the pigeons flying around. So he got in the
Speaker 18: car and followed where the pigeons were to what house
Speaker 18: they was at, knocked on the door, had a few
Speaker 18: chats with him and a couple of cups of tea,
Speaker 18: and said do you mind if I take a few eggs,
Speaker 18: And he was like no, no, of course. So he
Speaker 18: brought them back to my house and I was like,
Speaker 18: what are you doing with them? And he was like,
Speaker 18: I'm taking them back to the UK, and he did.
Speaker 2: So they were born.
Speaker 3: So he took them back to UK and then that
Speaker 3: they're hatched, and then what he starts racing them in competition.
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, so he put them underneath his own pigeons
Speaker 18: in the shed so that they hatched, and then he
Speaker 18: hatched them and now he rass them pigeons.
Speaker 3: Then those pigeons don't know they've got Australian kids, you have, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they have no idea.
Speaker 2: It could be on like a pigeon version of who
Speaker 2: do you think you are?
Speaker 3: Ohlender, Linda, We're going to send you a golden kettle.
Speaker 2: What a story.
Speaker 18: Oh, thank you much, Christian.
Speaker 16: What a legend.
Speaker 3: Yes, definite, all right, thanks a lot mate. Bye.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Now, Australia is about to become the fourth highest country
Speaker 3: in the world for beer tax. It's amazing that you
Speaker 3: know the top fourum with Finland and Denmark. Fifteen dollars
Speaker 3: a pints. It's a lot of money. You have their
Speaker 3: accountant soon before around in David, can I afford to
Speaker 3: do this?
Speaker 2: You have to sell the car Christian And by this round,
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars is a lot.
Speaker 3: Can I just check something, by the way, on the
Speaker 3: news this week from our very own newslegend between the Jones,
Speaker 3: this phrase, well, having a beer.
Speaker 5: With Duncan is on the rise yet again?
Speaker 2: Do people actually say that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Slim Dusty have a beer with Duncan. It's famous.
Speaker 3: In four years living here and I've been to a
Speaker 3: lot of pubs, i spent a lot of time in pubs,
Speaker 3: I've never heard anyone saying beer with Duncan.
Speaker 21: Oh our generation does our listeners do?
Speaker 4: They certainly don't say having a beer with Duncan is
Speaker 4: on the rise again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're worried about it last couple years, and I
Speaker 3: mean it's on the decrease.
Speaker 5: Actually, like to read the news you too, you're seeing
Speaker 5: are such experts? Don't listen to a veteran.
Speaker 2: Of thirty plus years go a beer with Duncan?
Speaker 21: Well, having a beer with Duncan is on the rise
Speaker 21: yet again. With the leader of the liquid Amber now
Speaker 21: text two dollars fifty more. Sorry for being creative and
Speaker 21: trying to change it up.
Speaker 19: A bit, all right, take the school counselor like babies,
Speaker 19: wacky backing Mary Joe Anna, I know.
Speaker 2: What you call it?
Speaker 5: All right, you know what Tomorrow I shall wear a
Speaker 5: suit into work and I.
Speaker 2: Shall see you're talking about making no sense? What was
Speaker 2: I going to do with it?
Speaker 3: Where were you want? I'm saying to be with Duncan.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be straight down the line to the point.
Speaker 21: In the news, Patsy, no.
Speaker 5: Personality.
Speaker 3: More beers with Duncan. We're good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fine, fine, all.
Speaker 3: Right, today's time waste. But Duncan in the movie, I'm
Speaker 3: coming in a suit. Yeah, you do the stuff in
Speaker 3: between the songs, guys, Time wasted today.
Speaker 2: Time wasted today is booze movies.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he's staring at mister LaClair Sorri's booze bands.
Speaker 3: Who's on stage at Booze Fest? Tell he's up there
Speaker 3: wrapping right now for the black Eyed piece? Will I
Speaker 3: am hammered from He's had too many, he's had too
Speaker 3: many Panic at the distillery. They've run out of whiskey,
Speaker 3: Silver Trambuie in the news, Silver plus Cause and the
Speaker 3: gang Silver Pud. I deserve more. Come on, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you who else has been drinking with will I am Hammered.
Speaker 3: That's right, it's Emcy Hammered. They've been on it all day.
Speaker 4: That's better.
Speaker 3: Silver sex on the beach boys. Someone else has been
Speaker 3: drinking too much with Emcy Hammered and will I am hammered?
Speaker 2: Is Beery Manilow or.
Speaker 3: He's gonna he's gonna held, He's gonna throw no Beery
Speaker 3: Manilo go Barry White wine for the lady, please, silver
Speaker 3: and Elton Gin silver.
Speaker 2: All right, lot of silver for me today? What have
Speaker 2: you got there?
Speaker 3: Duncan boot first, Sophie Alis Bexpyer silver functional, the bare
Speaker 3: Naked Bailey's.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Gold, that's very good.
Speaker 4: Stout cast bombs, ladies in gentle when this is Mumbo
Speaker 4: number five, it's Lou Jaeger.
Speaker 2: That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's gold.
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 3: What have you got? Then? Booze boozy bands and it
Speaker 3: looks like we could be looking for a new news
Speaker 3: reader tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Carl, you're listening to the question o Kyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Did I just see you go to leave the studio
Speaker 3: and then turn around stay in the studio?
Speaker 2: Are you frying to go out there?
Speaker 4: What's the matter.
Speaker 3: Are you frying to go there because of Patsy? He
Speaker 3: walked towards the door and then came back.
Speaker 4: When I'm just usually pat you stick your head in
Speaker 4: around now and say hello.
Speaker 5: But the little block that we just had, Oh, don't
Speaker 5: call it a blow up, it's not. But I'm doing
Speaker 5: straight news tomorrow and putting you on notice. It's going
Speaker 5: to be like the BBC.
Speaker 2: You mean, professional and respective globally.
Speaker 3: Oh please don't go professional. You do whether you do
Speaker 3: beats great. We're just merely query about the legitimacy of
Speaker 3: this phrase.
Speaker 5: Well, having a beer with Duncan is on the rise
Speaker 5: yet again.
Speaker 3: It's that inflation, isn't it. It's the Duncan totalizer. You know,
Speaker 3: you just know where you are with having that beer
Speaker 3: with dunk.
Speaker 2: It's on the rise.
Speaker 3: I saw people everywhere having a beer with Duncan all right,
Speaker 3: time wasister. We're looking for your booze bands remember Western Show,
Speaker 3: Elo Elton, John, Boozy Bands, Chunda, Womba, Warren, well done, Duncan,
Speaker 3: miss Day see No, Rebecca, no, don't try.
Speaker 2: We're trying to form a skin over this. Leave it
Speaker 2: and Michael Fosters, the people Silver plus Spiced Rum Girls Silver.
Speaker 3: Plus Johnny's Carton Gold, Very good World, Jason.
Speaker 2: Leonards skinful God, jin.
Speaker 3: Manuel Miranda some culture to this show. I love that
Speaker 3: is great from ten year old Elliot. It's this Booze
Speaker 3: Bruce Springstein Silver, Kelly were Rum DMC silver, the who
Speaker 3: finished my drink Bronze, Roger Daltrey or so mixer lots
Speaker 3: He's met mixer drinks.
Speaker 2: A little bit of this, A little bit of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's rubbish. Men that stare at mountain goats pale al
Speaker 2: not a man, no.
Speaker 3: NEGRONI m gold, Ricky Martini Silver has come from Emily Brackets,
Speaker 3: a former newspaper journalist. Look Out Patsy the Arctic Drunkies
Speaker 3: gold plus ms spat out there Rick that really funny.
Speaker 3: Whose round is it? They're back again? Silver right, said
Speaker 3: Keg Silver plus the t Kuelas instead of Killers Wire Bronze,
Speaker 3: Emma Gin Dragons gold, some Little Hollies eleven what his
Speaker 3: kids entering this?
Speaker 2: Another Jimmy hen drinks well, I Phil listening on the
Speaker 2: iHeart app. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Intoxic Katie Perry Gold, Gin Farnham Silver plus Fair Wasted
Speaker 3: Ladies Silver Can drink lamar oh, jim Manuel Romando, why
Speaker 3: is going on?
Speaker 2: All right? Who is off to go and see John?
Speaker 4: Are your kids eligible to win the tickets?
Speaker 3: Yeahs Patsy, which is in one of our commons. Well
Speaker 3: on to Elliott, Sorry, it's that PTSD.
Speaker 2: You know you're back in there, aren't you. That's not
Speaker 2: my arm. You weren't there man.
Speaker 4: Jim Manuel Miranda on Elliott.
Speaker 3: Do you think we have to wait in airport's safety?
Speaker 2: Go out there?
Speaker 5: Because all day I'd suggest.
Speaker 3: Literally patrols the corridors, you know, like that kid at school.
Speaker 3: It's like swing around over bar, soap sock. We were
Speaker 3: going to get duffed up on the way We're going
Speaker 3: to get bashed in. All right, tomorrow's show, The Gold
Speaker 3: of Thon continues because Team Australia smashing the games in Birmingham.
Speaker 3: What is up for grabs in day on, Day five.
Speaker 4: Day five and possible twenty two golds for Australia Gymnastics, athletics,
Speaker 4: lawn bowls, weightlifting, table tennis, wheelchair basketball and the swimming
Speaker 4: Wow twenty.
Speaker 2: Two off for grabs.
Speaker 3: This don't forget every time Team Australia win a gold medal,
Speaker 3: we give away a golden smag kettle, so possibly twenty
Speaker 3: two with a.
Speaker 4: Not thirty already given away on the first two days.
Speaker 2: Right, so how many we give away?
Speaker 3: Yesterday? Twenty one?
Speaker 2: Did we give one? Twenty two?
Speaker 4: Twenty two yesterday? Oh god no, we have to thirty
Speaker 4: one total?
Speaker 3: Thirty one total, So twenty two yesterday, nine today, possibly
Speaker 3: twenty two golden kettles tomorrow. All right, we're back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Good luck Team Australia. Thank you very much for listening.
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