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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Will my human labrador she beat me eleven to zero?

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Speaker 3: The international simple for Father's Day should just be a shrug.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three

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Speaker 1: coome on.

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Speaker 3: It's Tuesday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Come

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Speaker 3: on in Jack oh guys, come on in Patsy So

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Speaker 3: eight new goldenhers gold and where they come from.

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Speaker 4: Four in the swimming, one in the judo, first time

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Speaker 4: in twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you Japan not being the part of the

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Speaker 3: come off games. That's incredible, actually getting a gold in

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Speaker 3: the judo.

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Speaker 4: And then one age in the cycling, gymnastics and lawn bowls,

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Speaker 4: which behind the scenes yesterday you were telling me is England.

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Speaker 2: Is a show?

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Speaker 3: The balls obviously I reckon. The scouts went out of

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Speaker 3: all those RSLs. You've got a great grassroom feeder system.

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Speaker 3: Here are RSLs.

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Speaker 2: Howpen to you?

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Speaker 3: Was she playing in Barefoot well to get a kind

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Speaker 3: of advantage like back home in Australia.

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Speaker 2: So eight golden kettles, We've got to give away.

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Speaker 4: Eight gold kettles so far?

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Speaker 2: Is that is that?

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Speaker 4: It for golds this morning. We can't win anymore so far,

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Speaker 4: no one more. There's still a possible one more.

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Speaker 3: It is amazing how well Australia are doing so how

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Speaker 3: many goals have been one just in the swimming.

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Speaker 4: Fourteen thirty total.

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Speaker 3: Actually pressure, you knew that. That quickly makes me have

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Speaker 3: a whiff of like you just said a.

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Speaker 2: Number, so i'd move on. Mom.

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Speaker 4: It's in that ballpark early doors.

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Speaker 3: You know it's early doors here. We're just warming up.

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Speaker 3: We haven't got all our facts of figure in place.

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Speaker 3: You don't when you get to work, you know you

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Speaker 3: have a little wonder around the office, have a little stretch,

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Speaker 3: go and tap, turn on the photocopier. That's us in

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Speaker 3: the first hour of this show.

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Speaker 4: It's actually for trying to trip me up enough.

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Speaker 3: It's actually actually I come back at eight to gold

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Speaker 3: and to find out how many we've got. So it

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Speaker 3: does mean though. The good news to you guys is

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Speaker 3: we are doing the Gold of hands. For every gold

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Speaker 3: medal in Birmingham with Team Australia, you win a shiny,

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Speaker 3: beautiful gold and smag kettle. These are beautiful kettle. So

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Speaker 3: we've got eight at the moment to give away on

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Speaker 3: today's show. Now, do you want to explain to me

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Speaker 3: your idea? Jack actually has made an idea.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we were struggling yesterday. We're struggling. We were scrambling

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Speaker 4: yesterday for an idea to give away twenty two kettles.

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Speaker 4: We were not prepared for giving away twenty two kettles

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Speaker 4: and then up boiling water live on air, and everybody

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Speaker 4: who rung in before it boiled, they want a kettle.

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Speaker 4: So I've got a new idea this morning called hot

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Speaker 4: hot hot tea. It is guess the song that the

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Speaker 2: All right, just what me through that? Sw me through

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Speaker 4: So I'm the man, so I would let me just

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Speaker 4: think of a song. What what's our first song this morning?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: Whatever we just played, all right, just do it new

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Speaker 4: Okay, how does that go? I'll do Mary had lamb?

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Speaker 3: First song we played to, Mary had a little lamb.

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Speaker 3: Why is that the next song you go to? All right,

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Speaker 3: Mary had a little lamb? So the man played by you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I would drink some tea?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And the scream is you the horror of the

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Speaker 3: idea or confronted with your own radio crimes.

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Speaker 4: The scream is me drinking a hot tea straight out

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Speaker 3: Why is can I just ask?

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Speaker 2: Why is the man screaming but to a nice beat.

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Speaker 4: He's maybe he's had that song second his head.

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Speaker 2: He's releasing his pain.

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Speaker 4: But in song form, in song form, there's three options.

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Speaker 2: I've seen them. I've seen them.

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Speaker 3: I've also heard them this morning at half five. The

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Speaker 3: to me separately and said they were forced to do this.

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Speaker 3: So I got none of a member yesterday that said

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I never reveal my sources.

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Speaker 3: They said I got at eight o'clock yesterday evening, saying

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Speaker 4: That's well, he was encouraging yesterday. I tell you what

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Speaker 2: Tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Let's do. That's okay, let's give away. We've got eight

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Speaker 3: So you got to guess the song that the man

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Speaker 4: Screaming hot to tea too and screaming gotcha Okay, there

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Speaker 4: should be an opener as well.

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Speaker 3: Is there an open there's a there's an opener here? Ah,

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Speaker 3: where's the opener? I've seen it, I've seen it. I

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Speaker 3: no invoices.

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Speaker 4: This tea is hot hot.

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Speaker 2: What country is that wrong?

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Speaker 5: This tea is hot hot hot.

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Speaker 2: So there were one number?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: This tea is hot.

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Speaker 3: This tea is hot hot hot. Oh dear, one way

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Speaker 3: to cull the tea. Give us someone enough rope Jashu

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Speaker 3: to take about four of you with him. All right,

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Speaker 3: this tea is hot. Let's do it, Let's do it,

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Speaker 3: all right? Here is the song? Since you recognize what

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Speaker 3: oh four three. This tea is hot, hot, hot hot tea.

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Speaker 4: Say I regret my actions.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast eight

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Speaker 3: Gold and Beautiful Smeg Kettles to give away today's part

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Speaker 3: of our goldeon. Every time TA in Australia win gold,

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Speaker 3: we give away a golden kettle.

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Speaker 2: Well thanks to robbing the team.

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Speaker 3: Ean s and right now you can save up to

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Speaker 3: All right, so we're giving away one right now. Jack's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, someone's got their use golden Smeg kettle. Yeah, poured tea,

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Speaker 4: but they haven't waited for it to cool down, or

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Speaker 3: Quice story, it's getting longer. I mean, I love a feature.

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Speaker 3: Any time Eddie tells us about millionaire hot seat, give

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Speaker 3: It's a parable about a man and a shepherd on

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Speaker 4: The man is drinking the hot tea and as he's

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Speaker 4: screaming it's too hot, it actually sounds to me like

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, a feature is born. It's called this

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Speaker 3: tea is hot hot hot, scrapers at the bottom of barrel.

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Speaker 2: This tea is hot, hot hot. Did you make this tea?

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Speaker 3: Is hot?

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Speaker 4: Hot hot?

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Speaker 2: So he is the man having that tea. What's the song?

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Speaker 6: And hot Tea's he reacting there clearing your throat.

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Speaker 4: Bit, No, that's me drinking the tea.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounded like lurking in your throat.

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Speaker 3: He has a radiology.

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Speaker 2: He works kind monkey radio pox.

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Speaker 3: Michelle, Good morning, good morning, good morning, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Sorry it's this way we meet. But what is the

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Speaker 3: song on this tea? Is hot, Hot Hot?

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Speaker 7: I'm hoping it's Living on a Prayer by bon Jovi,

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Speaker 7: or it's awkward for all of us if.

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Speaker 8: It's not binga bing bing.

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Speaker 3: Race cats. Why no, Michelle, you've won a golden kettle.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. That's quite a right over. The team have

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Speaker 3: just given me this. This is some of the outtakes

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Speaker 3: of you doing this yesterday. This is a grown man.

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Speaker 4: Pretty I've got a bit of reverbon.

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Speaker 2: After in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just watching some of the games where we could be

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Speaker 3: winning another gold medal. It's to men in the pool?

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Speaker 3: Is it the men's two hundred meter relay? I just

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Speaker 3: said a jack. If anyone's ever swum just a length

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Speaker 3: I remember thinking it can't be that. You know, swimming

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Speaker 3: is really really hard work. Didould do it? These people

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Speaker 3: to the what's the international segment for help, or could

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Speaker 3: is my fifteenth length, actually do this every day. Two

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I needed something slower than the slow lane that

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Speaker 4: after it, the guy said his name was Blaze, and

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Speaker 3: Come on, these people make this up around you. Even

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Speaker 3: playing pickaball with some guy calls himself the Blitz. People

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Speaker 4: So I was like, Blaze, how good are you are?

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Speaker 4: Swinging it like you do you compete? He's like, oh no,

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Speaker 4: I hate swimming. I just work here. I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: Out other games.

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Speaker 3: They should have that thing where you know you always

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Speaker 3: the whole pool. They should to make it a bit harder.

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Speaker 3: They should have some natural hazards. If we just won

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Speaker 3: another gold.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a guy.

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Speaker 2: You should be a commentator.

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Speaker 1: Make Bruce the Christian O'Connell show podcast every week.

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Speaker 3: Then we're doing something called funny Business where we're looking

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Speaker 3: for your spottings of weird or unusual business names. Last

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Speaker 3: week two eventually funny business Hall of Fame both to

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Speaker 3: do with landscape and actually lawn Lawn and Order Landscape

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Speaker 3: Hall of Famer. And three Irish guys who are tree

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Speaker 3: loppers tree amigos. All right, some new ones. This comes

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Speaker 3: from Michelle Christian. I was walking around One and More

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Speaker 3: the other day. Saw a window for funny business that.

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Speaker 2: It gives you a chuckle.

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Speaker 3: This is Jane Doe as in d o u ge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very good idea smart.

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Speaker 3: We like that one Christian has a plastering company near

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Speaker 3: me called Apollo Screed to the instead of Apollo Creed.

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Speaker 3: That's actually very good. I like that one Apollo screen

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Speaker 3: is great. Christian in the Southern Highlands and New South Wales.

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Speaker 3: Air conditioning business near me called Stiff Nipples. Dear, welcome

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Speaker 3: to Australia. They need that on the come to Australia

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Speaker 3: for your holidays, Stiff Nipples.

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Speaker 7: Good morning Christian and Crewe.

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Speaker 3: Don't Andrea the funny the funny business.

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Speaker 10: Dot are you all right?

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Speaker 7: Thank you, Christian. Love it, love everything.

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Speaker 3: We love that. That's what we want.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Tony Robbins, thank you, Andrea, bye bye.

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Speaker 2: You name it and stuff we hate, she loves it.

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Speaker 3: We go here, Tim, Come on, Tim, good.

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Speaker 10: Morning Christian, tim.

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Speaker 3: O, and what's your funny business?

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Speaker 2: What have you seen?

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Speaker 8: I've got a funny business time called Ferrari mobile dog groomer.

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Speaker 3: Ferrari is good.

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Speaker 2: Actually that should come on in.

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Speaker 3: Wah, Tim. Yes, you're a Hall of Famer for Ferrari.

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Speaker 2: All right, Tim, thank you very much. You have a

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Speaker 2: We're doing funny business.

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Speaker 3: I'll look every week we'd unusual funny business names sort

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Speaker 2: That is brilliant. I've got to take our big old

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Speaker 3: It's a nightmare. He's a big cat and he does

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Speaker 3: All right, Joe Rogan trip.

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Speaker 2: All right, so let's get testical son. Funny business?

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Speaker 3: So Ashley coome morning, OHI Christian, I'm good Ashley. What

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Speaker 10: I've got a food truck. What's called feeling prawny?

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Speaker 7: How are you all?

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Speaker 3: I'm good to you. Are you well, Joey?

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Speaker 12: I am thank you?

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Speaker 2: Good? All right, Jackie? And what's your funny business?

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Speaker 7: It's my brother's business and it's a gardening business.

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Speaker 12: It was guns and roses.

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Speaker 2: He was going to do.

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Speaker 12: He's just very funny.

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Speaker 9: He wanted to bring a bar as well and call

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Speaker 13: This is funny, This is funny.

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Speaker 2: We need him on the shows. He's got any ideas?

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Speaker 3: Try to give away golden kettles because we are struggling.

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Speaker 2: Peace.

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Speaker 3: It's probably at work.

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Speaker 2: You call my every good day.

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Speaker 3: Take it, thank you, Jacob.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, the business I got tiny corks proceilery at what's grade?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got to go in hall of favor. Jacob,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, and I us know might have

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Speaker 2: Yeah you too.

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Speaker 8: Friends are ron?

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Speaker 14: Please?

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Speaker 10: Is it you?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So great news and Tim Australia smashing it on day

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Speaker 3: of the Games in Birmingham. The great news for you

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Speaker 3: guys is every gold medal wins another golden kettle, not

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Speaker 3: just any kettle. Oh no, big boys, tell them about it,

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Speaker 3: Thanks Christian.

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Speaker 3: Back to you in this studiocky big balls, all right.

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Speaker 3: So today then to win them your calls and your stories,

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Speaker 3: First of alls, we want us speak to anyone who's

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Speaker 2: Therefore we're not getting enough fruit. So the farmers have

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Speaker 4: Its breaking work. It's them, yeah, big tubs, big bag up, yeah,

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Speaker 4: This one is great. The Australian Cycling team handlebars kept

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Speaker 4: So that Odd Cycling had to go you know what

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Speaker 3: What they go to, like some cheap backstreet shop in

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Speaker 3: Matt Matt Glake's still got that's so Australia, it should

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're looking for stories of things falling off on

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Speaker 3: You can win a life changing kettle this morning on

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Speaker 3: the show on our goldeth On this is a beautiful

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Speaker 3: seventy with a job. We're looking to speak to veteran

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Speaker 3: listeners who were over seventy with a job. Your wife

450
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Speaker 3: said there was someone on the airline working seventy.

451
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Speaker 4: Eight seventy eight hostess. Yeah, and she said it was

452
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Speaker 4: so grandmotherly that kept holding our baby Gordon.

453
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Speaker 2: While what do you want to also want the pilot?

454
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Speaker 2: I want an old pilot, he's experienced.

455
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Speaker 3: Yes, I want someone like Captain Sully, you know, in

456
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Speaker 3: the seventies, probably out there in arm flying birds. You know,

457
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Speaker 3: I want an old time pilot. I don' want tell

458
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Speaker 3: me young fresh one straight out of college. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three. Good morning

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Speaker 3: to Rinda.

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Speaker 12: Yes, good morning, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. And which what are you calling it about?

463
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Speaker 2: Your mom's got a job.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: So my mom worked as a registered p diatrist until

466
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Speaker 16: she was eighty two. And she yeah, and she now

467
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Speaker 16: still she's in the retirement village. She still sees a

468
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Speaker 16: few people at home on the side.

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Speaker 3: On the side cash only.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shut the wardens to come and they come around

471
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Speaker 2: every hour office.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love that in the retirement village. They bring

473
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Speaker 3: her they bring their feet to you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great. Hey, do you think you would like

476
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Speaker 3: a golden kettle.

477
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Speaker 16: She'd probably love one, to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they love that kettle. I'll put the kettle on

479
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Speaker 2: ten times a day.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we'll send you one of our golden kettles.

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Speaker 2: To your mum. Okay, oh that'll be great. Thank you,

482
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Speaker 2: thank you very much. She called us. Go to Lara.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Lara, Good morning guys.

484
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Speaker 7: How are you going.

485
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Speaker 2: We're good, Laara, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling.

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Speaker 16: Thank you.

487
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Speaker 3: So you're with a job.

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Speaker 17: No, my daddy is My dad's seventy four, and he

489
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Speaker 17: has a very special job. He works for a very

490
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Speaker 17: special man and he helps him out at Christmas time.

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Speaker 17: He works as a center.

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Speaker 2: I wonder where you were going, and I thought your

493
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Speaker 2: dad was a drug dinner. I've got a new job, Lara, working.

494
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Speaker 3: For mister B.

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Speaker 2: He's in Colombia.

496
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Speaker 4: I can't say too much.

497
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Speaker 3: That's great.

498
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Speaker 2: So is the Maya Santa?

499
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Speaker 17: Yeah, no, he's a standing so he helps because of it.

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Speaker 18: I don't know.

501
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 17: He stands in for Santa because obviously Santa can't be

502
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Speaker 17: everywhere all at once. So he's there to take special

503
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Speaker 17: photos and we take our kids along for family photos

504
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Speaker 17: with Santa. So is he dressed in the gear Oh, absolutely, yes.

505
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Speaker 2: It's double son for the kids. Can't do it alone.

506
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Speaker 2: He's got clones.

507
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Speaker 4: And so you have to even though he's your dad.

508
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Speaker 4: Do you have to pay full price for the photos?

509
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Speaker 4: You do one before we leaves the house.

510
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Speaker 17: I know we can usually work somely out. We usually

511
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Speaker 17: get a bit of a discount.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, discount.

513
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Speaker 3: He's got Lara. That's a great one.

514
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much and cool. Thank you, Wendy, Good

515
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Speaker 2: morning money. I know, Wendy. And what fell off?

516
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Speaker 9: My husband bought your boat. I knew the second hand

517
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 9: one and the first time he put it in the water,

518
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 9: he started up to go go out fishing and the

519
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 9: boat went nowhere, and so he had looked and the

520
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 9: prop fell up.

521
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Speaker 7: So he had a boat with no props.

522
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Speaker 2: So basically it's just a flotation device, isn't it.

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Speaker 19: Yes, Like.

524
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Speaker 2: It's yeah, darling, I got you this raft.

525
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

526
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Speaker 9: So he had to what he did, he had to

527
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Speaker 9: turn the boat off and then he had to get

528
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Speaker 9: back on the pontoon thing where you lawn from strip

529
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Speaker 9: off and then jump in the water and try and

530
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Speaker 9: find the props.

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Speaker 3: Why has he got to be stripped off to do that?

532
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Speaker 9: You wouldn't jump in before yes, and when he pulled

533
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Speaker 9: it out there was no he didn't go fishing.

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Speaker 2: No, No, Wendy, would you like a golden kettle?

535
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Speaker 9: I would love one.

536
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Speaker 3: He really made us laugh with that one. Okay, thank

537
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Speaker 3: you very much for sending you a golden kettle.

538
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Speaker 2: It's yours.

539
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What Fell Off?

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Speaker 3: And are you over seventy with a job? Good morning Pat,

542
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Speaker 3: butch Christian. I'm writing this on behalf of my husband.

543
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: He can't contact you moment. He's at work. He's seventy one,

544
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 3: works four days a week. Still, he's a butcher and

545
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 3: he would go stir crazy if he stopped work. So

546
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Speaker 3: as long as he's healthy enough, he will always be working.

547
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Speaker 3: I love that you have to go and close local butchers,

548
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Speaker 3: don't you? And those guys? I think sometimes it's like

549
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Speaker 3: a family thing, but there's always some old guys in

550
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Speaker 3: there there carving up the meat.

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Speaker 2: Pat. Thank you very much for your email, Maureen. Good

552
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Speaker 2: morning coome on Christian.

553
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Speaker 11: How are you?

554
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Speaker 3: I'm going Maureen?

555
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 2: So is it you or your husband who's still working

556
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Speaker 2: over seventy?

557
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 3: O me assume what do you do?

558
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Speaker 9: I work part time in a shopping step Fresh selling crystals,

559
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 9: tarot spiritual statues, things like that.

560
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 2: You might have seen, Patsy.

561
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 9: Please come up, Petsy. We love to see you.

562
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 2: Do you do Tarot card readings?

563
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 16: No?

564
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 9: Not for people? No, I don't.

565
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: Now he's going to come into money.

566
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Speaker 9: No no, I mean no, I just know I'm not

567
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 9: quite confident enough to do that. I'll play with them

568
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 9: myself that I don't read for other people.

569
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Speaker 4: But he can buy a pack and do them at

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Speaker 4: home on his cat.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, definitely.

572
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We love you, Maurie. Thank you very much. Cool, have

574
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Speaker 2: a good day, mate, take care, Thank you, thanks seriously.

575
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Speaker 2: You will see Patsy. So Lisa, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 14: How are you.

577
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Speaker 3: I'm good?

578
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: What fell off?

579
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Speaker 3: Lisa?

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Speaker 16: Okay?

581
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Speaker 14: So when I was eighteen and I bought a Mini Cooper.

582
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Speaker 12: I love Mini.

583
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Speaker 14: I had it all gone up, I had it repainted,

584
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 14: I had the apole street down, everything, and every week,

585
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 14: once a week I used to take my boyfriend to

586
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 14: trade school in Johnson Street, Collingwood. It was full traffic

587
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 14: driving along. My whole engine fell out. All of all

588
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 14: the engine mounts broth and it fell out on the road,

589
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 14: full traffic, and I'm like, oh my god.

590
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 12: What am I going to do?

591
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 3: The engine block?

592
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 16: Yep, the entire engine.

593
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 2: You take me to clown school. The car falls apart.

594
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 12: It was just a disaster.

595
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Speaker 2: It was lucky.

596
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 3: Disaster.

597
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: There's a mechanic around the corner and he he was

599
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Speaker 14: really good. They walked us, waited all that and it

600
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Speaker 14: took about an hour, but we got it off the road.

601
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Speaker 2: Stop. Is it like we're to put it all back together?

602
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was just a disaster.

603
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm not a mechanic, but can it just come loose?

604
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 10: Oh?

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00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, there you go.

606
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 14: Got everything done.

607
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 10: Everything was nice think except for the engine.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. Lisa, thank you very much. You call take care

609
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: answer it. She didn't didn't answer it.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Look of your Stories, What fell off? And I over

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Speaker 3: seventy with a job. How many more golden kettles have

613
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Speaker 3: we got to give away? By nine o'clock this morning,

614
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 3: Mike can is six more to go?

615
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: Six more to go?

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Speaker 3: Okay, good morning to Sue Cartmeil, who is at work

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Speaker 3: right now. This is an amazing wow woman, Christian, I'm

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Speaker 3: emailing already at work. I just had my seventy first

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Speaker 3: birthday on Saturday. I'm a full time lad technician despite

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Speaker 3: having cancer. I would love a golden kettle please. I

621
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Speaker 3: drink gallons of tea. My poor old kettle is replace Sue.

622
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Speaker 3: I'm very sorry that you've got cancer, but I'm inspired

623
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Speaker 3: by how you're still going to work and showing up.

624
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Speaker 2: I think there's something remarkable about that. You can.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you can definitely have a golden kettle and also

626
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Speaker 3: give you We've got a pair of tickets with the

627
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Speaker 3: Cinemas Gold Class as well going. It's not nice on us,

628
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Speaker 3: but Sue, that is a great thing to do. Thank

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Speaker 3: you very much, Margaret. Good morning, Margaret Hanna.

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Speaker 8: How are you today?

631
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Speaker 3: I'm good, Margarets. And what's your job?

632
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Speaker 10: Then? What do you do?

633
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Speaker 9: I drive a school bus and I picked kids up

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Speaker 9: before school, taking them to school and then drop my

635
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Speaker 9: home afterwards.

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Speaker 3: That's the job. And insist on that they are real

637
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 3: sticklers for they'll pick them up, but you must bring

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Speaker 3: them back. Margaret, Well, we can't have you just taking

639
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Speaker 3: them off for to day. We've spoken about this, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's incredible.

641
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Speaker 2: How long you've been doing that, Margaret, I've been driving

642
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Speaker 2: the school bus since thirty years. Wow. Not the same route,

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Speaker 2: I hope.

644
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Speaker 16: No.

645
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 9: No, different different runs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mix it up, mix it up. I pick up

647
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Speaker 3: r rand there. That's like a happy hour. They don't

648
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Speaker 3: know where they end up, not necessarily the right school,

649
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Speaker 3: but that's the fun of it, you know, it's the

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Speaker 3: phone bush.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's that's when we do sport runs and

652
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Speaker 9: you never know where you're going to end up.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you need to, you need to.

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Speaker 3: Some of those kids start there on the back. They've

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Speaker 3: been lost for twenty years. They've grown up, adults, gone

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Speaker 3: as kids.

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Speaker 9: It's good when you see you when I have grown up,

658
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Speaker 9: because I remember you for all the n things you've

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Speaker 9: done for them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty years been doing that. You must recognize a

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Speaker 3: lot of kids of them become parents.

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Speaker 7: Here when you go to wedding England see new babies.

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Speaker 12: And all the rest of us are good.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely. And what route you want today?

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Speaker 9: I'm I'm out Frankston Way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh lovely? Oh yeah nice? And would you like

667
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Speaker 3: your golden kettle match?

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00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 16: I love one?

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Speaker 3: Oh well, have one?

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Speaker 18: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for what you do. I bet you're great

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Speaker 3: with the kids as well to sing to them.

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Speaker 9: And I'm not quite there, but we do a lot

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Speaker 9: of talking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have the radio on.

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Speaker 3: You stick this on?

677
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: Oh yes, how does that go down there?

678
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 3: Turn it off?

679
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 2: What is this old person's music.

680
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: Of the song?

681
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 2: About the bits? We leave it hanging in the air,

682
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: you know, having that kettle? Now, just send me one.

683
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: Old one from the office. And I love you too, lovely, Margaret,

684
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 3: I will send you a golden kettle.

685
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: Magic, yep, beautiful.

686
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 3: All right. Remember, drop those kids off, let them go, Margaret.

687
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

688
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 3: Christian, my cousin lost her leg below the knee one day.

689
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: We're walking around the shopping center and artificial leg just

690
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 3: fell off.

691
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: The two of us were.

692
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: Whetting ourselves laughing, but people were horrified. That's from Mark

693
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: Kim Christian Sue Cartmel. He just read her email out.

694
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Speaker 3: She is a true legend from one of the science

695
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: teachers she looks after every day. That's awesome. Amazing story

696
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: this week about a passenger at Darwin Airport getting a

697
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: three thousand dollars fine after trying to smuggle in machas

698
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: from Barley into this country where Donald is widely available.

699
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: Literally everywhere is.

700
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Speaker 4: There an airport in the world where Donald Isn't it?

701
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Speaker 3: Been to doll On Airport. They've got a Maca's there, mate.

702
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: You didn't need to smug it at all. It's expensive

703
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 3: happy meal. Ever, it was a sniffer dog that discovered

704
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 3: this as well. I'm sure as a dog went. I've

705
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 3: never seen one of those dogs where they go brazilk

706
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: It must be quite a scene actually, you know normally

707
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 3: that they sort of this, this sort of go around.

708
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: It sort of came out. I've never seen what it

709
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 3: must be like. When would they do they bark or

710
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: roll over or whatever they do.

711
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 4: It's re tell react to what were you trying to

712
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 4: bring into the champagne Charlie.

713
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: You know those alwaysters he loves so much.

714
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 4: They sit down next to you politely and then politely

715
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 4: they're very well trained. They're coming. I'll sit down.

716
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: How do you know this? I've seen it happen, really

717
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: what they would just sit down?

718
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

719
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: They come then surely so it's just going to run

720
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Speaker 3: off if the dog does that, start getting I'm god,

721
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: guys tack dogs.

722
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: They just might have them to go for the colprit's throat.

723
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Speaker 4: They're beagles though they're not German shepherds, but they need

724
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 4: they need to just sit down. They just sit down

725
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 4: next to you and then you go, who knew anywhere

726
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 4: this dog?

727
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 3: God damn it.

728
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 2: Darndest thing happened today at the airport. Peter Hitch and

729
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 2: I love doing this new story. Yesterday is the hitch Zinta.

730
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Speaker 20: The sniffer dog made a meal of a returning traveler's

731
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 20: contraband McDonald's admin airport. Two egg and saucing to munk

732
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 20: Mumhans hotcakes and a hamclussant were detected in the suitcase

733
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Speaker 20: of a passenger coming back from Bali.

734
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Speaker 3: It's the cross on as well. Plus all that food

735
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 3: is gonna it's gonna be cold, right, Macas is fine?

736
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 3: However Macas when it's cold cold egg McMuffin, that is wrong.

737
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: And unpacking all your holiday gear there's a cold McMuffin

738
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 3: in there. Why so anyway, today then we want to

739
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: know what have you snuck in? What have you tried

740
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 3: to smuggle in, Whether it's stuff to the cinema or

741
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: whether it's too gig trying to get booze into a festival. Well,

742
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 3: whatever it is, we want to know about it. Nine

743
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Speaker 3: four one four one o four three And can you

744
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 3: also I do not believe that the dogs just sit

745
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Speaker 3: politely next to you.

746
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: I think Rio just made it up.

747
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: Has anyone seen one of those dogs, as Jack called it,

748
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 3: get activated when they've caught mister peek. This is the

749
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast, the hottest thing in town to

750
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Speaker 3: win right now one of these golden kettles who knew

751
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 3: good onring to Julie Christian, We're our family, big tea drinkers.

752
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 3: I'd even take my own grateful teenagers and a cup

753
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 3: of tea in the morning to start their day. It's

754
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 3: a less argumentative way to wake them up. It is

755
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 3: our old kettle's on the way out. Though the water

756
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: level is stained, looks like it's half full. The kids

757
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 3: never flip back the lid to check if there's any

758
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 3: water in it. When I hear it on and I

759
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 3: know there's no water, and they race like a mad

760
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 3: woman yetting tear it off. It sounds like a rattling

761
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 3: freight train that's going to explode. If there is a

762
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 3: gold kettle spare, I'll be thrilled to give it a

763
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Speaker 3: new home. Julie im Morapn, you have been an early

764
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Speaker 3: supporter of the show. I recognize your name. You're always

765
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Speaker 3: down the time wasters. Absolutely you can have a golden kettle,

766
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: thank you very much. All right, But looking for your

767
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: stories of smuggling, Patsy, you've got a story, not of smuggling,

768
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 3: but smuggling out.

769
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Speaker 21: I always smuggle out already calls it my food purse,

770
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 21: which is my big handbag.

771
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 4: What a phrase out of the supermarket.

772
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Speaker 3: I pray we never have to hear you talk about

773
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 3: your food put game. I feel a little bit sick

774
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Speaker 3: right now.

775
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Speaker 21: Whenever we go out for dinner, I usually smuggle the

776
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 21: little salt and peppers and sugars.

777
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 5: Sometimes the mini butters. They come in very bit. They

778
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 5: come in handy at a picnic. I stash them away

779
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 5: and they're fantastic.

780
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 21: You guys coming on are quite regularly in the summertime,

781
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 21: but they're brilliant.

782
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 4: I get you.

783
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 5: Pepper One's shoes now, I've got a bit of class.

784
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 3: He must have gone the last twenty four hours, all right,

785
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 3: So smuggling in or like Patsy's smuggling out.

786
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

787
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 3: And Rio told me that the dogs when they become activated,

788
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: when they sniffy, sniffy, sniff, and there's something dodging your bags.

789
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 3: They will sit down politely next to you. I don't

790
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 3: believe that.

791
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: Surely they must start yelling or dog's called it bucking.

792
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 4: This guy.

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Speaker 3: On me, Matt, Hello, Matt.

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Speaker 11: Hi Christian mate. I can confirm Rio's story. They do

795
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 11: just sit beside you, because it happened to me. Wow, mate,

796
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 11: I was coming back from a trip to Tazzy, been

797
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 11: to the Cabri factory, had in my bag a little

798
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 11: bit of chocolate in the bottom. Were not a little bit,

799
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 11: but a fair bit of chuck it in the bottom

800
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 11: of my carry on bag. And they late night, last

801
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 11: fight in from Tazzy back into Melbourne and the dog's

802
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 11: there and I said, oh, no big deal. I've got nothing.

803
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 11: I've done nothing. And he came up, sniffed my bag

804
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 11: and sat right beside me, and the guy said, can

805
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 11: you step out of line first? So I stepped out

806
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 11: of line and he checked everybody else and they came

807
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 11: back and he said, anything in your bag. I said, no,

808
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 11: nothing in my bag. So they sniffed it again and

809
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 11: the dogs sat again. Double said mate, we're gonna have

810
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 11: to empty the bag. So they mted my bag and

811
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 11: they got to the bottom and they saw the layer

812
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 11: of Cabri chocolate and the guy's face looked at the dog,

813
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 11: and he looked at me and he goes, I'm really sorry, mate.

814
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 11: We've been training in with chocolate tree and he thought

815
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Speaker 11: he was.

816
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 3: That's an incredible story, Matt. I love that. You've got

817
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 3: to You've gotta have one of our golden kettles. That's

818
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: a great story.

819
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Speaker 10: Thank you so much.

820
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Speaker 11: I really appreciate it.

821
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: Thank you, Matt.

822
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 2: Great story, well told.

823
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Speaker 11: Thank you a good day, guys.

824
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 3: That's prettiant. Michelle, come on in.

825
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Speaker 16: Good Christians, how are you today.

826
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Speaker 3: I'm good to hope you well. Michelle Faster joining the show,

827
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Speaker 3: and you've got a story of snucking something in. Yeah.

828
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Speaker 13: My mom was coming back from America several years ago.

829
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 13: And she came back from America and she came back

830
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 13: to Charalamerine Airport and she decided the smuggles and salami

831
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 13: in their handbag and.

832
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: Smuggler.

833
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she come back through Tallmerine Airport and through

834
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 13: customs and one of those little doggies came up to

835
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 13: her and sat down right beside her. That's true, down

836
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 13: beside es salamire.

837
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Speaker 2: Fine. How much was it?

838
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 7: I can't remember?

839
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 13: It was about six years ago, saying it was a

840
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 13: couple of hundred dollars.

841
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 2: Can they can you keep SLAMI though? No they do

842
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 2: with all that kid they're eating that, aren't they?

843
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 3: That chocolate? They're having all that stuff out out the back.

844
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: Great place, Great day today, guys. Let's CHOPI.

845
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Speaker 13: The best thing is she's a vegetarian too.

846
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: So what was she like a salami mule?

847
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

848
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 11: I think so.

849
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: All right, Michelle, thank you very much the story.

850
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: I have a good day.

851
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 8: By Danny mor Than, Christian, Jack and Patsy.

852
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: How are you doing, Yeah, we're good. So you know

853
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 2: a bit more about the old drug dogs.

854
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Look I've got a breeder or of the

855
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 8: drug dogs for Striding's customs. And quite true, they're trying

856
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 8: to just be very nice and polite and whatever they're

857
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 8: trained in sniffing. If they sniff it out, they just

858
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 8: sit right.

859
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 3: Next to you and do they do different things for

860
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 3: what they think is in there. If it's explosives or money,

861
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 3: they might do a like stand up on one poor or.

862
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 13: Something or.

863
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 8: Not quite one poor guys. But yeah, look it it's

864
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 8: true that they're they're bread in Victoria and they're they're

865
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 8: sent all over the world or people from different customs.

866
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Speaker 3: Right now.

867
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Speaker 4: The only place in the world to them, not the

868
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Speaker 4: only place.

869
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 8: But we've got such a great program. They're flying twice

870
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 8: a year. Yeah, they're flying twice a year and they yeah,

871
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 8: still our dogs and this.

872
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 3: Government does nothing wake up people their neck not dogs.

873
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, so they're bread for you know, they're bread to

874
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 8: sniff out divers, currency, drugs, a whole lot of.

875
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: A cadib like a body. Yeah, you know, I've got

876
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 3: a tool, so I didn't see it on the list salami,

877
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: but yeah, there's a there's a leg in there actually.

878
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 8: In South America if there's an earthquake or something like that,

879
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 8: based our bodies or they Yeah, and we've we've got

880
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 8: to breed about our dogs bread nineteen pups. So yeah,

881
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 8: we're well and trying entrenched in the programs.

882
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: Quite incredible. They can be trained and is it mainly

883
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 3: beagles or they still use the German shepherd dogs no labradors.

884
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 8: Labradors now because they're a familiar face, they're not scared.

885
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 8: A lot of the tourists are petrified from some countries

886
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 8: as dogs.

887
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 3: Even there the criminal mastermind, he's still going to respect

888
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: that the labbador that took him down.

889
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 4: Beagles, I mean, librador's no friendlier than a beagle.

890
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 3: No, they are friendless dog.

891
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 2: In the world.

892
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 8: No, it's probably easier to try, though, because if you

893
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 8: train them with food. Labradors are very food oriented.

894
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 3: If I was going to get rumbled anyway, it was

895
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Speaker 3: an international drugs chmpaign, it was a labrador that brought

896
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 3: me down.

897
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind that, you know.

898
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, a lad can give you a very nasty lik.

899
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 3: Danny, thank you very much.

900
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 2: Cool.

901
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 3: Do you want a golden kettle?

902
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 20: Oh?

903
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 3: Look, I would love that dog breedings. Dick the kettle

904
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 3: and have a cup of tea.

905
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 8: I'll share it with the dog.

906
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, nasty lick, all right, Danny, thank you very much.

907
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 3: You caol have a good day.

908
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

909
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 3: Asking you whatever you try to smuggle in or smuggle out.

910
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 3: Tanya is this in right now? She's got form cans

911
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 3: of beer in the pipe carrier on her ute. When

912
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 3: they go to Flemington Races, hollered out loaves of bread

913
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: with bottles of wining christ You can also buy empty

914
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: skun screen and tooth based chews to smuggle boozing as well.

915
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 3: How much booze you get into coldgate tube?

916
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: Well, so when you're at the races and you pull

917
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 4: out a tube of colgate, that is not a normal

918
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 4: thing to be done.

919
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: Now on when they're drunk in the afternoons, brushing their

920
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 2: teeth at the races. We've all been there. We've seen

921
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:27,959
Speaker 2: the capsule tees ninety four one four one o four three. Jane, Hello, Jane,

922
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 2: Hello Christine, how are you?

923
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 3: I'm good?

924
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: So what if you tried to smuggle?

925
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 12: Oh, definitely alcohol going to the races. We used to

926
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 12: go to the morning to and cup a big group

927
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 12: of us, about twenty girls, and we would go one

928
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 12: of our friends for her birthday and we'll wrap their

929
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 12: alcohol upters presence.

930
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 3: Oh that's like a boozy trojan horse, and.

931
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 12: Just carry it in. Yeah, one girl, you could see

932
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 12: the slab of beer in one of those boxes. But

933
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 12: you buy from the reject shop. I used to put

934
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 12: my wine in a wine coller and just wrap that up.

935
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 2: That's so clever, That is clever, genius.

936
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 12: We had a great time. Some of the girls used

937
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 12: to put alcohol in the sauce bottle in that put

938
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Speaker 12: it in the.

939
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 16: Barbecue shaped box.

940
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, a lot of us did it as a as

941
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 12: a gift for our friend.

942
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 3: Jane.

943
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and kill me thanks for sharing nowhere.

944
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 12: Thanks Christing bye.

945
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: Thank you by George. Good morning George, Good morning Christians.

946
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 16: There you go.

947
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to welcome to the show. George. What have

948
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 2: you tried to smuggle?

949
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 9: Well?

950
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 8: That my daughter's formard. We were not allowed to take

951
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 8: in the alcohol or drinking the alcohol, so we decided

952
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 8: to struggle with a little.

953
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 2: Miniature bottles like whiskey and stuff like that, whiskey.

954
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 10: Bourbon gin.

955
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 18: What could you know me?

956
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: We had a full bar.

957
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 10: The best part of all was that we finished him.

958
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 10: I had to ring up one. If you're just struggling

959
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 10: some more.

960
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 2: Great play chain in there to you for more.

961
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 8: Oh it was great, mate, We.

962
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: Memorable for everyone.

963
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 16: It was.

964
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 8: That was the best table of the whole place.

965
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, lovely, Okay, George, thank you very much. Give

966
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 3: us a caol. Take care of George.

967
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 9: Boy, You're welcome everyone.

968
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: George is on his way out. Wow.

969
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 3: Would you have to hear that daughter's point is here?

970
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 3: That's the pov I want to hear. I'm sure he

971
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: was happy off his nut. Your dad over there peeing

972
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 3: himself in the corner. Here we got here, Calvin, Come

973
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 3: on in, Calvin, Same.

974
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 18: Morning, Christian team.

975
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 14: How are you?

976
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 3: We're good? We're good, Calvin.

977
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: So smuggling in?

978
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 10: Oh definitely. So imagine six ten year old kids going

979
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 10: to the movies. Candy bar is way so expensive. So

980
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 10: what would you do? We would think of a plan.

981
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 10: Go to Kmart, get the two dollars, Clinkers, Snickers, the popcorn,

982
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 10: the colored pop on especially, that's the best one. Stuck

983
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 10: it anywhere, jumpers, oversized teas, and your pants anywhere you go,

984
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 10: because you know you're got to be hungry. Go to

985
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 10: the candy bar. Someone has to buy something because that's

986
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 10: where you that's where everyone misses. You know what I mean,

987
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 10: you gotta go to the candy by and buy something.

988
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 10: Bigger picture, how are six kids going to go to

989
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 10: the movies and not buy it?

990
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't add up here one hundred percent.

991
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 10: Luckily, no slipper dogs there because we would all be

992
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 10: in trouble.

993
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 3: No one's sitting down next to me, No.

994
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 10: No chance. You got six kids there waiting in line.

995
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 10: I can't see a movie mad because the slipper dog's

996
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 10: got all my food, So I'm in trouble.

997
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 4: Calbourn, I can tell you someone who worked at the cinema,

998
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 4: it sounds like you're trying to pull off Oceans eleven.

999
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 4: We didn't really care it inshide man, we knew you

1000
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 4: had stuff under your jacket.

1001
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 10: One hundred percent. Imagine a six year old kid with

1002
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 10: like ten clickers walking down their pants.

1003
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 3: Can't imagine. I'm keep telling me to I was going

1004
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: to let you up as Calvin one. Calvin, do you

1005
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 3: want a one hundred percent golden kettle?

1006
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 10: I would love a golden kettle.

1007
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: Imagine where you can smuggle in that you bring in

1008
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 3: the kettle, people don't know what's inside it.

1009
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 10: You've been melting clinkers and hot chocolate. If you don't

1010
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 10: mind me, can I just give a shout out to

1011
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 10: my lovely wife who gave birth to two twin girls, me.

1012
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 3: And Ari Oh congratulations. When was this?

1013
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 10: This was eight weeks ago. So I just want to

1014
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 10: say Dad's on the radio, girls, and I love you.

1015
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: You are a treasure. Calvin.

1016
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll give you a golden kettle. Take that to

1017
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 2: the twins again.

1018
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 10: Thank you so much to him, Thank you all right, cheers.

1019
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: Buddy, Christian Connell Show podcast, which.

1020
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 3: One of you producers spoke to a caller called Matthew.

1021
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 3: It's just emailing, christ I just called your show about

1022
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 3: smuggling analyst at substance and they said it was inappropriate

1023
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: to broadcast it. Yes it is, Matthew. Yeah, absolutely, we're

1024
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 3: too much chocolate and salami. We don't know about dope

1025
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 3: because it's illegal and you'll go to prison.

1026
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 2: Don't email me moaning about that.

1027
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 4: Don't keettle for you, absolutely not.

1028
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 3: We know what is sticking it as well. All right,

1029
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 3: last few course, Joe Coome oning high Christian. Hey Joe,

1030
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 3: what have you smuggled him?

1031
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 10: Oh?

1032
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 7: No, it wasn't there. It was my elderly grandparents.

1033
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 2: Lett them take the fall, how you Yeah?

1034
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 7: They were rebels. Yes, every year they traveled from Victoria

1035
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 7: to Queensland or Darwin in there with their caravan and

1036
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 7: they smuggle fruit and vegetables in under the bonnet of

1037
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 7: their car.

1038
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: Because they they.

1039
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 7: Grew their own fruit and vegetables and they weren't going

1040
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 7: to part with them at the checkpoint.

1041
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 2: So where would they hide them around the car?

1042
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 7: Oh, they'd hide their pumpkins around the radiator and any

1043
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 7: knocking cranny that hide their.

1044
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: Car boarder.

1045
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 3: There's no room. Everything's crampy, bloody great pumpe.

1046
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 7: The officers at the you know, the state line, they

1047
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 7: would go through the car they would go through the caravan.

1048
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 7: They would never find growmo own grandpapon.

1049
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 2: Bloody grape pumpkin under the bond radio no idea.

1050
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 7: I know they got away with it all the bojeans.

1051
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 2: You very much. You call Linda. Good morning, Linda, Good morning, Christian.

1052
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 16: How are you?

1053
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: I'm good Linda. So smuggling was it you? It was

1054
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 3: my father dad, the smuggler. What did he try and smuggle?

1055
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 18: So he he's a pigeon flyer back in the UK

1056
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 18: and when he came to visit me in Australia, he

1057
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 18: smuggled back six pigeon eggs in an egg carton, wrapped

1058
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 18: in cotton wool and he had to turn them every

1059
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 18: two hours on the plane. And he now has baby

1060
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 18: pigeons that he flies back in the UK.

1061
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 3: So hang on a minute, right, So, because people might

1062
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 3: not know this, but in the UK, especially up north

1063
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 3: where you're from, I can tell me an accident. Pigeons

1064
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 3: fancying and flying. They compete called pigeon fences. Mike Tyson

1065
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 3: does this is well, he's got these coops as well.

1066
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 3: They raced them. So did your dad race them?

1067
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 18: Yes, so they're racing now.

1068
00:49:59,600 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 11: Yes.

1069
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 18: He actually they actually hatch did the eggs because he

1070
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 18: turned them every two hours on the flight in the toilets,

1071
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 18: and now he's got baby pigeons.

1072
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 2: It was like a hens or mother hen.

1073
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,919
Speaker 18: For the eggs, he put them in an egg cart

1074
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 18: and wrapped in cotton wool and smuggled them in his backpack,

1075
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 18: and then he went into the toilets every two hours

1076
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 18: on the.

1077
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 2: Fly egg carton going in there to the toilet every

1078
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 2: two hours.

1079
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: And so when he came to visit you, they hatched

1080
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 3: his The pigeons were born in Australia.

1081
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 18: They was born in Australia. So he was sitting in

1082
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 18: my garden having a cup of tea, and then he

1083
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 18: saw the pigeons flying around. So he got in the

1084
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 18: car and followed where the pigeons were to what house

1085
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 18: they was at, knocked on the door, had a few

1086
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 18: chats with him and a couple of cups of tea,

1087
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 18: and said do you mind if I take a few eggs,

1088
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 18: And he was like no, no, of course. So he

1089
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 18: brought them back to my house and I was like,

1090
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 18: what are you doing with them? And he was like,

1091
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 18: I'm taking them back to the UK, and he did.

1092
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: So they were born.

1093
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 3: So he took them back to UK and then that

1094
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 3: they're hatched, and then what he starts racing them in competition.

1095
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, so he put them underneath his own pigeons

1096
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 18: in the shed so that they hatched, and then he

1097
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 18: hatched them and now he rass them pigeons.

1098
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 3: Then those pigeons don't know they've got Australian kids, you have, Yeah,

1099
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: they have no idea.

1100
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 2: It could be on like a pigeon version of who

1101
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 2: do you think you are?

1102
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 3: Ohlender, Linda, We're going to send you a golden kettle.

1103
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 2: What a story.

1104
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 18: Oh, thank you much, Christian.

1105
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 16: What a legend.

1106
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 3: Yes, definite, all right, thanks a lot mate. Bye.

1107
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1108
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 3: Now, Australia is about to become the fourth highest country

1109
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 3: in the world for beer tax. It's amazing that you

1110
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 3: know the top fourum with Finland and Denmark. Fifteen dollars

1111
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: a pints. It's a lot of money. You have their

1112
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 3: accountant soon before around in David, can I afford to

1113
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: do this?

1114
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Speaker 2: You have to sell the car Christian And by this round,

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Speaker 2: fifteen dollars is a lot.

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Speaker 3: Can I just check something, by the way, on the

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Speaker 3: news this week from our very own newslegend between the Jones,

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00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 3: this phrase, well, having a beer.

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00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 5: With Duncan is on the rise yet again?

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Speaker 2: Do people actually say that?

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00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, Slim Dusty have a beer with Duncan. It's famous.

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Speaker 3: In four years living here and I've been to a

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Speaker 3: lot of pubs, i spent a lot of time in pubs,

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Speaker 3: I've never heard anyone saying beer with Duncan.

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Speaker 21: Oh our generation does our listeners do?

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00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 4: They certainly don't say having a beer with Duncan is

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00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 4: on the rise again?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're worried about it last couple years, and I

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00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 3: mean it's on the decrease.

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00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 5: Actually, like to read the news you too, you're seeing

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00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 5: are such experts? Don't listen to a veteran.

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Speaker 2: Of thirty plus years go a beer with Duncan?

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00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 21: Well, having a beer with Duncan is on the rise

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00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 21: yet again. With the leader of the liquid Amber now

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00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 21: text two dollars fifty more. Sorry for being creative and

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Speaker 21: trying to change it up.

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00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 19: A bit, all right, take the school counselor like babies,

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00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 19: wacky backing Mary Joe Anna, I know.

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00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: What you call it?

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00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 5: All right, you know what Tomorrow I shall wear a

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00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 5: suit into work and I.

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00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 2: Shall see you're talking about making no sense? What was

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00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: I going to do with it?

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00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 3: Where were you want? I'm saying to be with Duncan.

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00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 5: I'm going to be straight down the line to the point.

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00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 21: In the news, Patsy, no.

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00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 5: Personality.

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00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 3: More beers with Duncan. We're good.

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00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, fine, fine, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, today's time waste. But Duncan in the movie, I'm

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00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: coming in a suit. Yeah, you do the stuff in

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00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 3: between the songs, guys, Time wasted today.

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00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: Time wasted today is booze movies.

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00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he's staring at mister LaClair Sorri's booze bands.

1155
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 3: Who's on stage at Booze Fest? Tell he's up there

1156
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 3: wrapping right now for the black Eyed piece? Will I

1157
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 3: am hammered from He's had too many, he's had too

1158
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 3: many Panic at the distillery. They've run out of whiskey,

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00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 3: Silver Trambuie in the news, Silver plus Cause and the

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00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 3: gang Silver Pud. I deserve more. Come on, I'll tell

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00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 3: you who else has been drinking with will I am Hammered.

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00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,879
Speaker 3: That's right, it's Emcy Hammered. They've been on it all day.

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00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 4: That's better.

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00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 3: Silver sex on the beach boys. Someone else has been

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00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 3: drinking too much with Emcy Hammered and will I am hammered?

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00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: Is Beery Manilow or.

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00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 3: He's gonna he's gonna held, He's gonna throw no Beery

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00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 3: Manilo go Barry White wine for the lady, please, silver

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00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 3: and Elton Gin silver.

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00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 2: All right, lot of silver for me today? What have

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Speaker 2: you got there?

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Speaker 3: Duncan boot first, Sophie Alis Bexpyer silver functional, the bare

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00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: Naked Bailey's.

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00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Gold, that's very good.

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00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 4: Stout cast bombs, ladies in gentle when this is Mumbo

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Speaker 4: number five, it's Lou Jaeger.

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Speaker 2: That's good, that's good.

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00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:31,959
Speaker 3: That's gold.

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00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 10: All right?

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00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 3: What have you got? Then? Booze boozy bands and it

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00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: looks like we could be looking for a new news

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Speaker 3: reader tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Carl, you're listening to the question o Kyl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Did I just see you go to leave the studio

1185
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 3: and then turn around stay in the studio?

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00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 2: Are you frying to go out there?

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Speaker 4: What's the matter.

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00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 3: Are you frying to go there because of Patsy? He

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Speaker 3: walked towards the door and then came back.

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00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 4: When I'm just usually pat you stick your head in

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Speaker 4: around now and say hello.

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Speaker 5: But the little block that we just had, Oh, don't

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00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 5: call it a blow up, it's not. But I'm doing

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00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 5: straight news tomorrow and putting you on notice. It's going

1195
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 5: to be like the BBC.

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Speaker 2: You mean, professional and respective globally.

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00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 3: Oh please don't go professional. You do whether you do

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00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 3: beats great. We're just merely query about the legitimacy of

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Speaker 3: this phrase.

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Speaker 5: Well, having a beer with Duncan is on the rise

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Speaker 5: yet again.

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Speaker 3: It's that inflation, isn't it. It's the Duncan totalizer. You know,

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00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: you just know where you are with having that beer

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Speaker 3: with dunk.

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Speaker 2: It's on the rise.

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00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 3: I saw people everywhere having a beer with Duncan all right,

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00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 3: time wasister. We're looking for your booze bands remember Western Show,

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Speaker 3: Elo Elton, John, Boozy Bands, Chunda, Womba, Warren, well done, Duncan,

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00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 3: miss Day see No, Rebecca, no, don't try.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to form a skin over this. Leave it

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Speaker 2: and Michael Fosters, the people Silver plus Spiced Rum Girls Silver.

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00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 3: Plus Johnny's Carton Gold, Very good World, Jason.

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00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 2: Leonards skinful God, jin.

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00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 3: Manuel Miranda some culture to this show. I love that

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Speaker 3: is great from ten year old Elliot. It's this Booze

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00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 3: Bruce Springstein Silver, Kelly were Rum DMC silver, the who

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00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 3: finished my drink Bronze, Roger Daltrey or so mixer lots

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00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: He's met mixer drinks.

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00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 2: A little bit of this, A little bit of that. Yeah,

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00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,919
Speaker 2: that's rubbish. Men that stare at mountain goats pale al

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00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 2: not a man, no.

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00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 3: NEGRONI m gold, Ricky Martini Silver has come from Emily Brackets,

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Speaker 3: a former newspaper journalist. Look Out Patsy the Arctic Drunkies

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00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 3: gold plus ms spat out there Rick that really funny.

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00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: Whose round is it? They're back again? Silver right, said

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00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 3: Keg Silver plus the t Kuelas instead of Killers Wire Bronze,

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00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 3: Emma Gin Dragons gold, some Little Hollies eleven what his

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00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 3: kids entering this?

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Speaker 2: Another Jimmy hen drinks well, I Phil listening on the

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Speaker 2: iHeart app. Thank you very much.

1231
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 3: Intoxic Katie Perry Gold, Gin Farnham Silver plus Fair Wasted

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Speaker 3: Ladies Silver Can drink lamar oh, jim Manuel Romando, why

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Speaker 3: is going on?

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00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 2: All right? Who is off to go and see John?

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Speaker 4: Are your kids eligible to win the tickets?

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00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeahs Patsy, which is in one of our commons. Well

1237
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Speaker 3: on to Elliott, Sorry, it's that PTSD.

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Speaker 2: You know you're back in there, aren't you. That's not

1239
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 2: my arm. You weren't there man.

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00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 4: Jim Manuel Miranda on Elliott.

1241
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 3: Do you think we have to wait in airport's safety?

1242
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 2: Go out there?

1243
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 5: Because all day I'd suggest.

1244
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 3: Literally patrols the corridors, you know, like that kid at school.

1245
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 3: It's like swing around over bar, soap sock. We were

1246
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 3: going to get duffed up on the way We're going

1247
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 3: to get bashed in. All right, tomorrow's show, The Gold

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00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 3: of Thon continues because Team Australia smashing the games in Birmingham.

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00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 3: What is up for grabs in day on, Day five.

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00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 4: Day five and possible twenty two golds for Australia Gymnastics, athletics,

1251
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 4: lawn bowls, weightlifting, table tennis, wheelchair basketball and the swimming

1252
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Speaker 4: Wow twenty.

1253
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 2: Two off for grabs.

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Speaker 3: This don't forget every time Team Australia win a gold medal,

1255
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Speaker 3: we give away a golden smag kettle, so possibly twenty

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01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: two with a.

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Speaker 4: Not thirty already given away on the first two days.

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01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 2: Right, so how many we give away?

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01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 3: Yesterday? Twenty one?

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01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 2: Did we give one? Twenty two?

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01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 4: Twenty two yesterday? Oh god no, we have to thirty

1262
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 4: one total?

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Speaker 3: Thirty one total, So twenty two yesterday, nine today, possibly

1264
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 3: twenty two golden kettles tomorrow. All right, we're back tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Good luck Team Australia. Thank you very much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Let's just wait and here a bit The Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: Show podcast