WEBVTT - MINI: The Tesla Problem

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything dead? Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Every Tuesday on the show, then we find

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<v Speaker 1>out whether your day yesterday and your Monday. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>starting a week on Monday? Winner or loser? Patsy, how

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<v Speaker 1>is your day?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye show?

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<v Speaker 3>I am definitely winn win a chicken dinner. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>think so, though, initially because I had a dentist appointment yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you know, I'm going to get freezing cold knees

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<v Speaker 1>in that chair. You put it in. Put a throw

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<v Speaker 1>the knees, would you. Doctor?

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<v Speaker 3>Put it in recline, not just recline like they put

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<v Speaker 3>you way back. My dinners puts me way back, like

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<v Speaker 3>my feet are nearly on the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous, right, someone who's never been to the dentists

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<v Speaker 1>were a time.

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<v Speaker 2>Trailers are in cupp and they're hanging you up.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack anyway, So I had just the clean of the

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<v Speaker 3>check up and he goes, you do you know it's

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<v Speaker 3>been like two years since you've had your X rays?

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<v Speaker 1>You do you to have X rays?

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, oh no, I can't have X rays.

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<v Speaker 1>X rays, especially if they go everything everything seems to

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<v Speaker 1>be fine. You're not in pain. You don't need X rays.

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<v Speaker 3>I find stuff at them.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a money maker.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well every two scam.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's coming in. What you're doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you let you beat me?

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up jack by it don't burn out.

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<v Speaker 3>So so I dodged the X rays by making up

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<v Speaker 3>an excuse. I said, oh, sorry, my parking is going

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<v Speaker 3>to expand.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, and I don't shouldn't behavior just say to them, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want the X rays.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't have the heart to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell you I've got a drink problem, and then

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<v Speaker 1>spare cash goes on the brands.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want a parking ticket, so let's just do

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<v Speaker 3>the descale and the Polish today.

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<v Speaker 1>Please just say, listen where I live. Having sort of teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>just drop out your head round each other. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>No, so I dodged the X rays.

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<v Speaker 1>What you say I think I'll get here a park.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what I said, I've got a parking ticket last time,

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<v Speaker 3>which I didn't and I don't want to get another one,

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<v Speaker 3>so I haven't got time.

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<v Speaker 1>Just do you think they believed any of that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of I reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know there's no way people just know when

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<v Speaker 1>it's some sort of bs and are you telling this

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<v Speaker 1>lie wise? Yeah, mouth feet, you're pointing feet, you're pointing

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<v Speaker 1>up to the heavens.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>You should say it.

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<v Speaker 3>The angle is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't. They do the same thing for all. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to hurt their backs doing what they need

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<v Speaker 1>to do the dentistry.

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<v Speaker 2>Because then if your head's came towards the fort, it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be kneeling on the dund.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to put that back out. Jackie boy, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a Monday winner or loser.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a loser at the moment. I've got a suspicious

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<v Speaker 2>noise in my car that I can't work out what

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<v Speaker 2>it is. So when I'm driving between zero and like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty kilometers an hour, so driving slowly.

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<v Speaker 1>Real slowly. If you're a zero, I got a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with the car. It's not moving when I'm at zero.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the sound that it's making.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got chickens.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's actually sort of the Arkansas Chucker.

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<v Speaker 2>But it sounds like a wooden cy ship.

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<v Speaker 1>The tests at the forefront of new technology.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, the reason why it stands out. I think is

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<v Speaker 2>because the Tesla is so quiet. Usually this is so

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<v Speaker 2>this is banker driving me, recording out the window. So

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<v Speaker 2>get the noise properly. Come on, Is that something to

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<v Speaker 2>do with the suspension.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like comedy South, that's real.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's in your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what is what would even why would you even

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<v Speaker 1>say that?

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's definitely suspension, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like something to do with the suspension. It

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<v Speaker 2>gets worse as we go for the speaker.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, now now understand why yesterday you were running late

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<v Speaker 1>because you couldn't get into this machine. The car.

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<v Speaker 2>It's driving fine, it's just in a funny noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, No, I mean this is what I call

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<v Speaker 1>driving fine. Nice, got a nice country driving. Take caught

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<v Speaker 1>and just turn the just turn the radio really allows

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<v Speaker 1>us to drown out the sounds. So when can Muskie

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<v Speaker 1>put up on the old trolley and have a look

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<v Speaker 1>at it?

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<v Speaker 2>The earliest I could get in his next Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>What don't they mend themselves? Tesla hands come out and

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<v Speaker 1>they started attacking your car with Hammont The Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast. Christian, I have missed the beginning of the conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>but Jack being coned into new productive Jack, are you

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of the movie Multiplicity? I don't know. Someone else

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<v Speaker 1>will send its Buffy. You know when Xander got cloned?

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<v Speaker 1>And what about the night Rider episode in eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>the two Bad Michael Knights Christian Jack Cars. Sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the Willy Wonkama bill. This is Jack's tesla that is

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<v Speaker 1>really playing up at the moment. I'm no mechanic. This

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound right actual audio. It sounds like chickens Willy Wonka.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly the.

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<v Speaker 1>Same Jax tesla, Willy wonkamer Bill, everything except the bubble.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to have word with the lumps to get

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<v Speaker 1>that checked up and then have a look at it.

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