Speaker 1: Is it just real?
Speaker 2: Hosted a couple of mitches, brace yourself for the rude
Speaker 2: shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: I didn't even drink at my own eighteenth because I
Speaker 1: adamant that. Oh no, I'm not going to drink when
Speaker 1: I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary. You don't need alcohol
Speaker 1: to have fun. Eighteen year old you would be so disappointed.
Speaker 2: No, he is Mijuli and Mitchell cous Hello, yeah, hollo
Speaker 2: you hello.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a bit of pressure right now. Oh why
Speaker 1: because last week when we launched our new double episode
Speaker 1: format now first ever Wednesday episode, everyone said it was
Speaker 1: way more chaotic and way more fun than a normal
Speaker 1: Monday episode. So I'm feeling pressure right now because I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling that chaotic. But I could get there also.
Speaker 2: But you get what you get. You don't get upset
Speaker 2: every week. It's different, guys, Calm down. Last week was
Speaker 2: chaok because we had fucking nineteen kilos of Donahey cookies.
Speaker 1: That's true. We had a sugar rush and also a
Speaker 1: couple of champagnes in us. Although your dad does run
Speaker 1: an alcohol company, where are we at with all that
Speaker 1: free groggy promises?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my Dad is obsessed with you. So
Speaker 2: my birthday party the other week, Mitch and Dad. Every
Speaker 2: time I was looking for you or Dad, you were together. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like two peas in a pod. We had a great time.
Speaker 1: Mark and I.
Speaker 2: He loves you. He calls you cumsy. I love that
Speaker 2: he loves your reels too. We always say, I think he's.
Speaker 1: The only person that actually calls me kumsy. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: people call my dad cumsy.
Speaker 2: He's obsessed with you. He loves you so much.
Speaker 1: Is he home right now?
Speaker 2: He might be home. We could call him.
Speaker 1: That's so lazy, Dad, No, don't do it now. I
Speaker 1: think that at some point today I need a Mark
Speaker 1: cheery pep talk, oh, because you're always going on about
Speaker 1: how he sends you inspirational quotes and he sends you
Speaker 1: self help podcasts and things like that. Maybe I need
Speaker 1: a taste of what it's like to be parented by Mark.
Speaker 2: Cher be parented marketury is interesting. He really flips on
Speaker 2: the parenting switch. And Dad will send me daily affirmations.
Speaker 2: He'll send me a real on Instagram that he finds
Speaker 2: inspiring obviously one of mine. Yes, yes, of course, yeah.
Speaker 2: He sends me if I'm stressed or I've told him
Speaker 2: about work, things that are going on, or even during
Speaker 2: the breakup. He was so good. He's great. I love stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a big believer in therapy and you know, active
Speaker 2: thinking and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: B good. I like that because some people, you know,
Speaker 1: our parents generation, some people are very anti therapy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Dad's got a very open mind and being hard.
Speaker 2: He's so sweet, blessed dad. Mark Cury. Well, we'll see
Speaker 2: if he's home. I don't know. He probably is. He's
Speaker 2: gurneying the backyard or something, staining the fucking pool tiles.
Speaker 2: Like he's such a much a man.
Speaker 1: Flicking of text. Maybe later in the episode, we'll we'll
Speaker 1: get him on to give me a pep talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just send him one. Okay, good, let's see
Speaker 2: what he says. Well, welcome to the show everyone.
Speaker 1: Also, coming up today, you're going to talk to us,
Speaker 1: apparently about an awkward moment while you've been on tour,
Speaker 1: because you're traveling around the country with your radio co
Speaker 1: host career live shows with them.
Speaker 2: Correct, they and I are in many airports. We're doing
Speaker 2: like three shows a week for the whole month of October.
Speaker 2: And I had a horrific experience at an airport. I
Speaker 2: ruined the holiday of another couple that were that would
Speaker 2: just happen to be next to us.
Speaker 1: That's a big call. I'm very curious about this. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to judge you well.
Speaker 2: Britain, Laura really ruled their eye and fist and said
Speaker 2: they were They actually said they were disappointed in me.
Speaker 2: It was the words that they use. So I'd like
Speaker 2: to get your vibe. I'm not often in the wrong,
Speaker 2: as you know, so I think this will I think
Speaker 2: you'll cibe with me, and I'd love to get everyone's opinion.
Speaker 2: So that's coming up to We'll see, you'll see. Yeah, listen. Well,
Speaker 2: if it is your first time listening, Hello, we start
Speaker 2: every show with and is it just me something that
Speaker 2: we've noticed we had to appreciate today? Shall we kick
Speaker 2: it off with a listener with it, Let's go to
Speaker 2: Jess coming to us from Penrith. Hello Jess, hi.
Speaker 1: Boy, Hey Darland, nice to have you back with smoking
Speaker 1: you before. Haven't we we have spoken? I thought so.
Speaker 1: You're a Panther supporter, so you must be stoked after
Speaker 1: the Grand Final the Panthers pan.
Speaker 2: That was my birthday weekend so I didn't even watch
Speaker 2: the NRL Grand Final this year.
Speaker 1: I watched it with my friends and got oddly into it.
Speaker 3: Really, I thought that we had a new Panthers fan
Speaker 3: in you Coombs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of tuned in for the last fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes and during that fifteen minutes is when they had
Speaker 1: the triumphant return. It looked like they were going to lose. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was so excited to be swept.
Speaker 2: Up from the wait what is your team? Naturally? Do
Speaker 2: you have one?
Speaker 1: I used to pretend because I was raised watching NRL. Right,
Speaker 1: AFL not really on my radar, but I was raised
Speaker 1: watching NRL, and so it all came rushing back to me.
Speaker 1: But I used to, as a child, claim to be
Speaker 1: a night supporter only because my primary school best friend
Speaker 1: was also a night supporter, so I just kind of
Speaker 1: copied him.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a Kronella Sharki's boy. The stadium is just
Speaker 2: around the corner from where we are. Okay, get off it, yes,
Speaker 2: all right, Well you've you've gotten You've got an is
Speaker 2: it just?
Speaker 1: Is it just you?
Speaker 2: Is just me of your own yea cool?
Speaker 1: Right, let's hear it, Jess, go.
Speaker 4: For it is it just me.
Speaker 3: Does it piss you off when people don't put their
Speaker 3: trolleys back properly?
Speaker 1: Is that a Penrith thing? Because one of her family
Speaker 1: friends from Penrith. That's that's the thing that she gets
Speaker 1: triggered by the most. If I'm hanging out with her
Speaker 1: in Penrith, she'll see someone leave their trolley in the
Speaker 1: fucking car park of Penwyth Plaza and just go off.
Speaker 1: It's the quickest way to send her into a rage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can put.
Speaker 3: It happened to me this morning and Willies have two
Speaker 3: different sized trolleys, so there was two trolley bays, and
Speaker 3: someone put the two big trolleys one in one and
Speaker 3: one and the other one, and I had the little thing,
Speaker 3: so I had to take the one big.
Speaker 1: I had to rearrange them put my little one in.
Speaker 1: Oh that's annoying.
Speaker 2: How hard is it for people to just fucking do
Speaker 2: the right thing. It's so easy, just put your trolley
Speaker 2: back in the right trolley bay. I will say, though,
Speaker 2: I am one of those people that if I'm in
Speaker 2: a real rush, don't be rude to me, but I
Speaker 2: will sometimes dump my trolley. Not in anyone's way, but
Speaker 2: I will put it like behind the parking spot if
Speaker 2: there's heaps of free space there.
Speaker 1: But those things can easily just They've got to mind
Speaker 1: their own.
Speaker 2: It could just roll away, I know you, but it won't.
Speaker 2: I'm very good. I'll wedge like a pump bottle between
Speaker 2: the wheel or something.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm really out of myself here. People who kill
Speaker 2: me behind cars will leave them in open parking spots
Speaker 2: grow up.
Speaker 3: Like if you go to Audi, then you can't get
Speaker 3: your coin back.
Speaker 1: When are they going to phase that out? Because I
Speaker 1: don't carry coins. I have not done so for years
Speaker 1: to buy the little keyring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in my family have the little Audi keyring and
Speaker 2: it goes in Bless them.
Speaker 1: I don't go to old enough to warrant that, honestly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you're got to pack your bags yourself, like, for
Speaker 2: Christ's sake, put.
Speaker 1: A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure in the.
Speaker 2: Way that they throw those groceries with such Swedish anger.
Speaker 2: They just ditch it down that aisle and they don't
Speaker 2: talk to you. They're not warm. It's all metallic. Like
Speaker 2: I don't love the esthetic of an Audi. But they've
Speaker 2: got a good grog shop in Man, which.
Speaker 1: I like, Oh, that fucking four dollar Aldie Rose. That shit,
Speaker 1: it's dangerous. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Gota yeah, down a treat.
Speaker 1: Oh, it goes down a tree and then comes up.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on a trolley rant in a while,
Speaker 2: but I've got a new favorite trolley. Would you like
Speaker 2: to hear it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, forgot that. You're a bit obsessed with trolleys
Speaker 1: now I'm a trolley kind of sw Yeah, Jess, would
Speaker 1: you like to hear.
Speaker 2: My favorite trolley?
Speaker 1: I would love to thank you?
Speaker 2: It comes in waves. It was the Coal's Mini trolley,
Speaker 2: so not the giant deep one, the smaller trolley.
Speaker 1: The one that's a bit higher up.
Speaker 2: Yes, my new favorite obsession is the Woolworth mini trolley.
Speaker 2: Got the green handlebars like you're in a Mario cart.
Speaker 2: They're so gorgeous. It's got the bar in front of you.
Speaker 2: But then on the left and the right they're like
Speaker 2: two joysticks. They look like two sex toys and you
Speaker 2: hold them today.
Speaker 1: Yes, you could see on it if you I mean
Speaker 1: like sex toys. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Google modern Woolies trolley. And then this one had a
Speaker 2: spot for your phone to put your phone in really yes,
Speaker 2: And it also had a drink cup holder, and it
Speaker 2: also had an aisle index like ale one bread, Ale
Speaker 2: two milk, Ale three dairy.
Speaker 1: Oh I found a photo. I know what you're talking
Speaker 1: about now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, they are a bit fancy. I made one
Speaker 1: of those Woolworth metros that don't even fucking have jobs.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I used the trolley
Speaker 1: now that I think about it. I've just got that
Speaker 1: little old lady trolley thing that you gave me for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Remember do you still use that? Yes, there's no trolley.
Speaker 3: Is that my?
Speaker 1: Woof God?
Speaker 2: I'm a good friend. And what a great gift that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the cup hold, of the little handlebars, it does
Speaker 1: just look a little bit more sophisticated.
Speaker 2: It's just so much fun to hold. So Cole's lift
Speaker 2: your fucking game. I'm so excited for the future of
Speaker 2: trolleys in this country. I really am.
Speaker 1: As long as your bloody put them away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put them away, Jess, thank you for coming on
Speaker 2: the show. Send us a DM to the couple of
Speaker 2: Miches in staff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can I just say one thing before I go?
Speaker 1: You go on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to say thank you to you both
Speaker 3: for being the sweetest humans.
Speaker 4: I was going through remember harder time with mental health.
Speaker 2: Earlier in the year, as it burnt out.
Speaker 3: From work, and you buy to be and said message
Speaker 3: me whenever, And I thought that was really sweet.
Speaker 2: Of course, I mean, and I stand by it.
Speaker 3: When I've DM like you both separately, You've always.
Speaker 2: Replied, yeah, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: You're feeling good.
Speaker 3: So much better. And I just found out I'm pregnant too.
Speaker 1: Yes, gorgeous. Oh were to be burnt out all over again? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: to talk to me again? And no I need to
Speaker 1: thank it. Although I will say a bit of a
Speaker 1: miracle that Cherry has leaped in with people who always reply,
Speaker 1: that's rare for him. You must be a special one. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know. I was shocked.
Speaker 3: He gave me a voice memory.
Speaker 2: That's my new thing. I send voice memos. It's so
Speaker 2: much easier than replying because I and I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: When I had my breakup and was very open on
Speaker 2: this podcast, I got so many nice messages from idiots.
Speaker 2: So when I get messages from the idiots, a lot
Speaker 2: of the other people I ignore, but the idiots I
Speaker 2: will never ignore because I adore themself.
Speaker 3: Much time.
Speaker 2: All right, Jess, we love you, thanks for listening to
Speaker 2: the show. Thanks, boys love you, and we love ya.
Speaker 2: If you want to get on the show as well,
Speaker 2: DMS couple of mitches and we'll get you on with it.
Speaker 2: Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Yep, you can DMS, or you can send us a
Speaker 1: text four double two nine four eight two two. That's
Speaker 1: how you get on with the Is it just me
Speaker 1: of your own?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I've just learned that number off by heart,
Speaker 1: but I want every single one of our listeners, our
Speaker 1: darling idiots, to also learn the number off by heart.
Speaker 1: And so a little later in this episode, we're going
Speaker 1: to be coming up with a jingle for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm actually nervous for this. We've done jingles before,
Speaker 2: but this is going to be.
Speaker 1: For random ship like trees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is going to be for the actual show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to use this. Oh my gosh. We'll
Speaker 1: come back to that in a bit here.
Speaker 2: It's on the way right. So, as I mentioned on
Speaker 2: the last episode, and you'd see on my socials and
Speaker 2: it's all I'm really talking about God Christ on a bike.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted. I'm on a national tour with the Life
Speaker 2: on Cut girls Brittany and Laura. They host the lifelun
Speaker 2: Cut podcast.
Speaker 1: They're also your radio co host.
Speaker 2: Yes, we host the pick Up every afternoon. Anyway, They've
Speaker 2: asked me to open for their podcast tour, so they're
Speaker 2: doing like two hours worth of podcast material. I do
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of stand up at the start.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had a tight ten in your pocket.
Speaker 2: I do how far you lose? Actually I ran over
Speaker 2: by four minutes. They're like, hey, you're four minutes over.
Speaker 2: How selfish hoogging their time?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Like a comics Is that bad? Is that? Should I
Speaker 2: not be doing that?
Speaker 1: Well, you're not really in a stand up setting now,
Speaker 1: But if they're trying to run an actual comedy night
Speaker 1: where there's a lineup of maybe seven or so, they
Speaker 1: usually put the more famous ones at the end. Then
Speaker 1: they get ten minutes and everyone else gets the type
Speaker 1: five interested if you run over, it's kind of like babes,
Speaker 1: stay in your lane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not the big name, got it? Anyway, So
Speaker 2: I'm doing some stand up. Very fun. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I can see why you like it. It's very cool anyway,
Speaker 2: So I'm just touring with the girls, and we were
Speaker 2: in Adelaide. It was the first stop on the tour
Speaker 2: and we all go where like, fuck, it's starving, we're hungry.
Speaker 1: They didn't give you a snack on the flight.
Speaker 2: It was Virgin. We're flying Virgin. It's no quantas they
Speaker 2: usually have a snack. We didn't get it. You have
Speaker 2: to pay for it.
Speaker 1: Oh and it's always you need a physical card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that. So we get off the flight,
Speaker 2: we go, let's get some let's get a sandwich. And
Speaker 2: it was Sole Origin Easy Airport food.
Speaker 1: So is this the incident that you mentioned Your co
Speaker 1: hosts Britain Laura were highly disappointed in you. Yes, so
Speaker 1: I now need to judge if I'm all said disappointed.
Speaker 2: Correct, don't don't forget that they are. You know, they're
Speaker 2: progressive queens. Their whole brand is that they're catchphrases we
Speaker 2: love love for God's sake, right. Their listeners are called
Speaker 2: a lifers.
Speaker 1: Does anyone hate love though we love love? Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't stand it personally.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there'd be one person. But it couldn't be
Speaker 2: more different from our podcast, like Week Await Our Idiots, Elicitors.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So at the at the cafe getting food and
Speaker 2: everyone's just gotten off the plants. It's kind of a
Speaker 2: big line. So Britt orders her sandwich, Laura orders her sandwich.
Speaker 2: I go up and as I'm ordering, this couple of
Speaker 2: next to me and they're also ordering, and they are
Speaker 2: the quintessential Aussie boomers, probably fifty five to sixty five travelers,
Speaker 2: and they had just gotten to Adelaide. I shit you not?
Speaker 2: I love essay was what was written on this man's
Speaker 2: t shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh god, they're Oh yeah, he had it in a
Speaker 1: kubra on.
Speaker 2: He had one of those backpacks that looks like he
Speaker 2: was about to trek Nepal base camp to Mount Everest.
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing. They're the types that would have printed
Speaker 1: off all their tickets and their flight details. They printed them, yes, And.
Speaker 2: They had three suitcases and that she had a tote
Speaker 2: bag full of if. It was very sweet, and you
Speaker 2: could just hear in their tone they were a little stressed.
Speaker 2: You know, They've just got off the flight. They clearly
Speaker 2: had a connection or they had a bus to get on.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So they're sitting there and.
Speaker 1: They're wearing IHEARTSA shirts and they've only just arrived. That's
Speaker 1: that's brave. How do you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very true. So they're wearing the shirts, they're excited,
Speaker 2: and I go, I'm going to get one rap. I
Speaker 2: just want a chicken wrap. They've got kids as well,
Speaker 2: there are kids behind them. They've got friends, or they
Speaker 2: might be with a group. So they order a shit
Speaker 2: ton of food. So I'm talking to Britain Laura. We're
Speaker 2: having fun. I double tap my Apple paye, I pay
Speaker 2: past my food and the sole origin worker looks at
Speaker 2: me and goes, oh, no, no, sir, no, you've just
Speaker 2: paid for their meal.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, that's generous.
Speaker 2: Well hell hold on, and I go, oh shit, have
Speaker 2: I and she goes, yeah, yours was four dollars. Now
Speaker 2: how much was their? Mine was eight dollars. I don't embellish.
Speaker 2: Yours was eight dollars. Theirs was forty five. Wow for
Speaker 2: all their food. So I go, oh shit. The guy
Speaker 2: looks at me and he goes, oh, wish, what's happened?
Speaker 2: And I go, I'm so sorry, mat, I've just paid
Speaker 2: for your food and weird thing to apologize for. And
Speaker 2: he goes to me, thank you so much, mate, thank
Speaker 2: yous me on the shoulder.
Speaker 1: He thought it was a random act of condon.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a pay it forward. He thought
Speaker 2: I was on ellen. Oh so I go, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: can we please refu that if you don't mind, we'll
Speaker 2: refund it and we'll just sort it out, ah, because
Speaker 2: it just kind of I just felt in the moment.
Speaker 2: It was forty five dollars and I said, just refunded,
Speaker 2: and the lady went, you want me to refund it?
Speaker 2: And I said can you? She went yes, it's easy enough,
Speaker 2: so she refunded it. I paid mine, and the wife
Speaker 2: then cocked on and goes, thank you, honey, thank you?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you traveling too? It's our first time here? And
Speaker 2: I sort of spoke to her and then said, oh no,
Speaker 2: I've it's been. It's been refunded now, so yeah, you'll
Speaker 2: have to you'll have to pay for that.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: So then they went oh, oh all right, and I
Speaker 2: was so awkward. I just walked off, written Laura, see
Speaker 2: this all happen, And I'm mortified, like they they are
Speaker 2: genuinely mortified. They thought what I should have done was gone,
Speaker 2: you just pay for my eight dollar rap and we'll
Speaker 2: call it a day.
Speaker 1: Ah, this is tricky.
Speaker 2: How do you stand because because ethically I get it.
Speaker 2: In the moment, I was stressed, I'd just been on
Speaker 2: a long flight. I just it just came over me.
Speaker 2: And now I think about it, I go, fuck, I
Speaker 2: should just pay for their meal.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm surprised that you didn't take the opportunity to
Speaker 1: look like the good Samaritan. Don't even ask them to
Speaker 1: pay for your eight dollar rap. Oh just go oh, whoops,
Speaker 1: I paid for you for you. But it's fine. I
Speaker 1: got this. You guys enjoy. I'm surprised you didn't take
Speaker 1: the opportunity to kind of show off. I'm not made
Speaker 1: of money forty five but I know, but I just
Speaker 1: and also a tax right off because you're traveling. True,
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: For work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is for work. Now, I'm Mitchell. I didn't
Speaker 2: and I feel really bad. What would you have done?
Speaker 2: Would you have processed the refund?
Speaker 1: Well, you're within your right to ask for the refund,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Yes, And so I probably would have
Speaker 1: asked for the refund if I just noticed the mistake
Speaker 1: and no one had overheard it. But if it gets
Speaker 1: to the point where they're thanking you, thinking you've done
Speaker 1: this kind of thing. That's where I'd be like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm in too deep. I'll just cop it, I'll own
Speaker 1: it and go No, you're so welcome, forty five dollars,
Speaker 1: No big deal, guys, enjoy your troop, have a safe one,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. If they've already made the mistake and
Speaker 1: they think that you've shouted them and then you proceed
Speaker 1: to go, nah, I'm not fuck you.
Speaker 2: No, that's so awkward. I'm a people pleased by nature,
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to get out of That's why I'm surprised,
Speaker 2: I know, because I'm actively trying to not be a
Speaker 2: people pleaser because it's turning me. And in this moment,
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I've made a mistake. I'll just
Speaker 2: process it to what it should have been. And what
Speaker 2: was their reaction? I could not face them. I walked off.
Speaker 2: I had to wow. But the thing is all they
Speaker 2: had to do was just nothing. Nothing happened to them.
Speaker 2: They didn't they didn't get duoped, they didn't have any
Speaker 2: less money. In the end, they didn't. They didn't make
Speaker 2: any money, they didn't lose any money. They just paid
Speaker 2: for their lunch.
Speaker 1: They were obviously prepared to pay the forty five bucks.
Speaker 1: They're good for it, but that's not the issue. It
Speaker 1: was more just the fact that the kind jesture was
Speaker 1: ripped away from them and they were like, ah, maybe
Speaker 1: society isn't that great after all.
Speaker 2: Well, you know my energy as well. When something happens,
Speaker 2: I kind of just go into that weird boastful Bert
Speaker 2: Newton energy, yeah.
Speaker 1: Which is yeah. Like I said, I'm shocked that you
Speaker 1: didn't do that.
Speaker 2: The lady said to me, you've paid for their order
Speaker 2: and he said, what's what's happened? And I said, oh,
Speaker 2: paid for your food, mate, like that, so he assumed
Speaker 2: it was me going great for your food.
Speaker 1: It's fine, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: I was smiling so bad. I feel like such a bastard.
Speaker 1: I actually did that once at the supermarket. This is
Speaker 1: a few years ago before every single supermarket just had
Speaker 1: the fucking self serve. And sometimes I'm in the mood
Speaker 1: to you self serve. Sometimes I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: just someone else take it off my hands. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: so I can relax for a it, I'll let someone
Speaker 1: else do it. And this particular occasion, someone was going
Speaker 1: through it was like a middle aged woman and her
Speaker 1: son and they were just getting like a cold sandwich
Speaker 1: and like a little can of fant or something, and
Speaker 1: there wasn't enough money on her card. And then I
Speaker 1: could see her fucking rattling around her purse trying to
Speaker 1: find all the coins and gather together all the shrapnel
Speaker 1: for this food because there wasn't enough in her card.
Speaker 1: And I'd like to say that this was a random
Speaker 1: act of kindness from me, me just going I'll get it.
Speaker 1: Do worry, because I did do that. I just paid
Speaker 1: for it. But it wasn't because I was trying to
Speaker 1: be kind to a stranger. It's because I was in
Speaker 1: a fucking rush and I'm like the quicker we get
Speaker 1: this transaction sorted, then I'll be the next in line
Speaker 1: and I'm out of here totally. So because I didn't
Speaker 1: have the patience to deal with her pissing around in
Speaker 1: her purse, I was like, I'll just bloody pay for it.
Speaker 1: And she's like, thank you so much. That is so lovely,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's so fine. And then after
Speaker 1: her transaction's done, we move on to mine, and she
Speaker 1: sort of alloitered a bit. I think she felt obliged
Speaker 1: to sort of get to know you anyway. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Normally this wouldn't happen, and just
Speaker 1: kept going on and on, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's done, it's sorted, we're done.
Speaker 2: Go yeah, move here in the way. How much was
Speaker 2: it in the end? How much did you pay?
Speaker 1: Oh, it might have been eleven bucks or something.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: They got like a bloody supermarket sandwich and I can
Speaker 1: to drink each or something. I can't remember exactly. This
Speaker 1: was a few years ago, but I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I sawt it. It's fine because I could tell that
Speaker 1: she was a bit frazzled too. But yeah, I did
Speaker 1: a random act of kindness to a stranger. You hadn't
Speaker 1: have been forty five bucks. I'd like to think I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, well, you just throw money all your
Speaker 2: problems that to you solve everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It doesn't always work, though, Like I've got a sore neck,
Speaker 1: I'm going to piss away so much money on fucking
Speaker 1: massages Cairo appointments. The next still saw yes, But in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, I'm trying to pay for it
Speaker 1: to go away, so surely it will.
Speaker 2: You've got the deep heat spray, you've got the hot
Speaker 2: heap spray, You've got every trick there is. You've got
Speaker 2: the massage that sits in your lound room couch for
Speaker 2: people to use.
Speaker 1: You know what I found out the other day. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've got a scan downder my neck.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: And the report from the scan said that I was
Speaker 1: showing signs of straight neck. I was like, how dare
Speaker 1: you call my neck straight?
Speaker 2: Nothing straight about it?
Speaker 1: How fucking dare you? And I was like, what does
Speaker 1: that even mean? And apparently it means instead of having
Speaker 1: that natural sea curve in your neck, it's kind of
Speaker 1: just straight like a ruler. Oh. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think that might be self inflicted. Why because, in
Speaker 1: amongst me trying to improve my posture after all the
Speaker 1: RSI and the fucking injuries and stuff from having poor
Speaker 1: posture and poor ergonomics, when I sit up straight, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're told to sit up straight, I think instinctively
Speaker 1: I just sit the whole body up straight, including the neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: And so I think I've accidentally given myself a straight neck.
Speaker 2: You've misaligned yourself.
Speaker 1: So now I'm deliberately having to like curve it like this.
Speaker 1: It's very weird.
Speaker 2: You've got a straight neck.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to think about. You'd think just sitting
Speaker 1: on a chair, you can just sit and relax. Now
Speaker 1: there's so much to think about. I'm like, oh, is
Speaker 1: my back straight enough? But the neck's not straight enough?
Speaker 1: The shoulders of relaxing, but a lot going on. So
Speaker 1: I just throw money at it and hope that it'll
Speaker 1: be fixed.
Speaker 2: And you've still got the straightest neck of all time.
Speaker 2: Listens to nickelback, google straight neck. I'm looking for photos.
Speaker 1: You'll see the difference. I don't have a full on
Speaker 1: straight neck, but I'm showing early signs of straight neck.
Speaker 2: Did you get an mri.
Speaker 1: Ct?
Speaker 2: Shit? Straight neck comes up? It's a thing, yeah, also
Speaker 2: known as military neck.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're supposed to have a C. So are you
Speaker 2: actively trying to curve it now?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Show me look. Oh your poor thing. It's going to
Speaker 2: give you a fucking headache.
Speaker 1: Oh I've already got a headache.
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Speaker 1: And this is where we get a lot of feedback.
Speaker 1: Most of it's lovely feedback. Sometimes it's a bit of criticism,
Speaker 1: but that's okay. We'll cop it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can take it on the gin. We can
Speaker 2: cop it on the gin. It's also a nice little
Speaker 2: community we've built. There's such a sweet I love it
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Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous. I love that people just shit post
Speaker 1: random things that come to their mind in that group too.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite part of it. So we got this
Speaker 1: post from Harley that said, I'm sitting in the waiting
Speaker 1: area at the doctor's office and what plays on TV
Speaker 1: none other than the Reading writing Hotline. I had no
Speaker 1: idea that ad was still on air. We all remember
Speaker 1: this ad, don't we. If you have trouble reading, that's
Speaker 1: something you can fix.
Speaker 4: One three double oh six triple five that's the reading
Speaker 4: writing hot die one pree double oh six triple.
Speaker 2: Five six iconic my childhood sounds like my childhood.
Speaker 1: I think they changed the jingle though, that's the og
Speaker 1: that's the iconic one that everyone remembers.
Speaker 2: It's way more catchy, so boring. Why would you change
Speaker 2: a jingle if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Speaker 1: Let me find the new one. The new one's not
Speaker 1: as good. It's just some bloke, is it really?
Speaker 2: Is it like a remixed version of the original. No? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's stupid. Ready, what dumb male CEO made that choice?
Speaker 5: One three double old six triple five or six?
Speaker 1: Awful?
Speaker 2: It could change your life, could it? Just that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said that one, not as you. But hey,
Speaker 1: we all remember the number, don't we?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That other point six T five six.
Speaker 1: And so we also got another post in our Facebook group.
Speaker 1: A lot of jingle chat in our group this week,
Speaker 1: lots of chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We got this from Kinan. It said, I feel like
Speaker 1: in the interest of remembering the phone number, a jingle
Speaker 1: needs to be made for the new phone number because
Speaker 1: we used to have a different text line right the
Speaker 1: people could text us on and then we had to
Speaker 1: get a new number, and it took me ages to
Speaker 1: memorize the new number off by heart. I had the
Speaker 1: old one down, pat, I memorized that pretty quick, and
Speaker 1: then I had this new number to try and remember.
Speaker 1: So Cannan has a point. Maybe it's easier for me
Speaker 1: and everyone else to remember it if there's an iconic jingle,
Speaker 1: because there's something to be said for jingles, isn't there?
Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent everyone people have their favorite jingles.
Speaker 2: But also at the end of the day, I remember
Speaker 2: watching the Celebrity Apprentice all these years ago and the
Speaker 2: head of the marketing gurus, I think it was Mark
Speaker 2: Boris from the Yellow Brick Road. It was like, a
Speaker 2: jingle is so important, and one of the challenges was
Speaker 2: come up with a jingle, And to this day I
Speaker 2: still remember the jingles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a point. I'm surprised that we didn't
Speaker 1: think of this ourselves.
Speaker 2: We're stupid, we're marketing geniuses, but we didn't think of it.
Speaker 1: So just for a bit of inspiration, right now, I'm
Speaker 1: doing a top five jingles. Okay, Oh, I love it
Speaker 1: so much. The top five Yeah, because that bloody reading
Speaker 1: running hotline gave me a fat nostalgia hit. So here's
Speaker 1: a few more.
Speaker 2: Okay, So these are they all Australian? Where are these
Speaker 2: jingles coming from?
Speaker 1: Yeah? These are all Aussie?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 1: And so coming in at number five, this is a
Speaker 1: more recent one. This is not a nostalgic. This isn't
Speaker 1: from our childhood. But I couldn't not include it because
Speaker 1: I just think that it's so effective. Right, So maybe
Speaker 1: I should quizz you before I play the gingle. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who it is and see if you remember it.
Speaker 1: I remember the number, which, no, it's not a number.
Speaker 1: Not all of these involve a phone number. Ours will,
Speaker 1: of course, yes, but let's just see if you remember
Speaker 1: all these jingles before I have to play them to Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. So coming in at number five, Hello, it's
Speaker 1: menu log.
Speaker 2: Oh god, did somebody say menu log?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, that's that's these.
Speaker 2: It is funny though, because in other countries it's it's
Speaker 2: not menulogue, it's something else.
Speaker 1: It's just eats. It's just eat.
Speaker 4: Somebody say, just eat.
Speaker 2: And they got Katie Perry singing the song. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: got that one to Yeah, oh my god, Oh she
Speaker 2: wants to curry in a hurry.
Speaker 1: That was like she wants to eat some sushi while
Speaker 1: she watches a movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and then we all do. It's natural. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you love the Katie Perry version. And we'll say it
Speaker 2: really had a moment culturally, like people were listening to
Speaker 2: it as a song, like.
Speaker 1: It's on Spotify an Apple, like you can stream the
Speaker 1: song like a normal song. Yeah. I think that.
Speaker 2: I think it's brilliant. Those ads put they pump so
Speaker 2: much money into those My gods.
Speaker 1: But it worked well, did it? Because I actually forget
Speaker 1: that menulogue exists. Sometimes I don't use it, but I
Speaker 1: have brand recognition. I know it exists, but I would.
Speaker 2: Never use it now, Coming in at number four in
Speaker 2: the top five jingles interesting Bunning's Warehouse going, Yeah, Bunning's
Speaker 2: ware House lowest prices are just the beginning. You didn't
Speaker 2: even sing the jingle bell Bunny's were House. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: all you need here, it is during this bit you've
Speaker 2: usually got someone in an apron going, you know, Bunnings
Speaker 2: is the best place to spoil Dad. This Father's Day
Speaker 2: one Bunnies gift cap.
Speaker 1: There's so many options for Father's Day. Fry up Low
Speaker 1: was crisis just the beginning, but perfect.
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's so good.
Speaker 1: And they've had that same jingle for ages. That's all
Speaker 1: you need, that little Bunnings ware house, just that little too.
Speaker 2: And they will never change it. And if they do, stupidity,
Speaker 2: well why would that? Why would you have to change?
Speaker 2: And it's always what I even know their secondary tagline,
Speaker 2: which is find a cheaper item elsewhere will.
Speaker 1: Beat it by ten percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: Now I got a bit torn about what to put
Speaker 1: in the top three. Oh god, so I'll also give
Speaker 1: you honorable honorable mentions later. Okay, but I ran with
Speaker 1: this because it's simple, it's effective. It's just a quick
Speaker 1: little jingle.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What is the brand coming in at number three? It's
Speaker 1: Amy Oh yeah, Lucky Yo with ambing. That's all you need,
Speaker 1: Lucky Yore with Amy oh yeah. Effective, Yeah, dorgeous.
Speaker 2: Their ads are great. They have fun in their ads.
Speaker 2: They got that beautiful brunette girl with a bob. She's
Speaker 2: got their EP.
Speaker 1: They've always got it. I always, as a kid thought
Speaker 1: that the woman at the end of the ad was
Speaker 1: surmising at the camera that's Amy, And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck the FreeCast Amy?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there is Yeah coming in at number two. Okay, schmackos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dogs go wackos, Dogs go wakos for shmackos.
Speaker 1: Just say it like that.
Speaker 2: You're not going to sing at Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I love it perfect, right, that's so funny. So I
Speaker 1: think this is when we're coming up with our jingle.
Speaker 1: We need to remember short and short, just one line
Speaker 1: or something I.
Speaker 2: Agree doesn't need to be long, or what's number one
Speaker 2: I'm nervous? Or honorable mentions.
Speaker 1: First honorable mentions were good guys, but that's a full song,
Speaker 1: the good, good good whatever. No, No, that's actually what
Speaker 1: I want to do with our jingle though cover of
Speaker 1: an actual song. We just insert our number into it.
Speaker 2: Can we could do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then the other number one, the other honorable mention
Speaker 1: was just like another example of a very quick little jingle.
Speaker 1: Maya oh, maya master bang affected, but I've got one
Speaker 1: more Yeah, go.
Speaker 2: On, Amber has the its nomember. That's a good tile place.
Speaker 1: None of these actually include a phone number, No, they
Speaker 1: done it.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's going to be the challenge is making our phone
Speaker 1: number sound catchy.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I don't even remember it. That's the problem. You
Speaker 2: need to make people remember that. That's why that's a
Speaker 2: later issue. What's number one on the top five jingles?
Speaker 1: Well, coming in at number one is just because it's
Speaker 1: so damn catchy and iconic. It's Banana boat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, banana.
Speaker 4: It's it's the house and that.
Speaker 1: God. I love that. And you bet you're ass. When
Speaker 1: I'm going to the chemist to buy some sunscreen and
Speaker 1: I see a little tube of Banana boat in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm going banana Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Maguel, thank Youl. Who the fuck is that
Speaker 2: guy singing?
Speaker 1: What an icon?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: I wish we could find out who the Banana boat
Speaker 1: baby is today. Should we be in his thirties? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: he'd have to be? Should I google that banana they
Speaker 1: have an updated there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if Banana boud Ha an Instagram or a
Speaker 2: social presence.
Speaker 1: When I google Banana boat Baby, it just comes up
Speaker 1: with their baby sunscreen, so it doesn't actually come up
Speaker 1: with where is the baby? Now?
Speaker 2: That's what I want to know, and their social presence sucks.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I can't seem to find anything?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that jingle that's all your fucking need.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: Who needs a fucking Instagram? Okay, so the stress is real.
Speaker 2: So we need to come up with a jingle for
Speaker 2: our iGEM phone line.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I think we should do what good guys
Speaker 1: did where they weave it into a pop culture song.
Speaker 1: So you already know the tune.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what's an I GEM? What's what artist is
Speaker 2: aligned with I GEM?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good question. What do you think like Gaga or Kylie
Speaker 1: Minogus something totally.
Speaker 2: It's got to be someone quick coded one for you.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're going to help me with
Speaker 1: this is you're gonna have to write down the number
Speaker 1: so that you know it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shit, that's a four double two nine.
Speaker 2: Com it down?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to say it again?
Speaker 2: One sec?
Speaker 1: Okay, go four double two yeah? Nine four eight.
Speaker 2: Nine four eight two o two two two yeah.
Speaker 1: So we need to weave that into a pop song. Okay.
Speaker 2: It kind of rolls off the tongue for two nine
Speaker 2: four eight two o two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They gave me like three numbers to choose from,
Speaker 1: and I chose that one because I thought it sounded
Speaker 1: the most catchy. Okay, I think that if we find
Speaker 1: a song that has like the word two or you
Speaker 1: in it, yeah, then that is an easy way to rhyme.
Speaker 1: Oh four two two Yeah, what's the song that has
Speaker 1: you in it?
Speaker 3: You like?
Speaker 4: That's Kurt Baby, it's you?
Speaker 2: Oh fie to two Beyonce. Okay, that's where he asked,
Speaker 2: he's very hot at the moment, renaissance.
Speaker 1: What's that song called?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Come on baby, it's true fine.
Speaker 1: For a two? Oh no the time it doesn't work.
Speaker 4: No, it's a parka Come mom baby, it's oh fo
Speaker 4: two two nine for eight two.
Speaker 1: I like being able to say double two Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: But do we want other lyrics in there? Or is
Speaker 1: it just the number? Because maybe, like the reading writing hotline,
Speaker 1: it's just the one three, double oh six, triple five
Speaker 1: oh six.
Speaker 2: I think we want that the number. Yes, So maybe
Speaker 2: we just need to find out a nice rhythm that
Speaker 2: works with the number.
Speaker 1: Songs with you. You're on the right track with that.
Speaker 1: You thought of one with you in it? But what's like,
Speaker 1: what about adele? Someone like you?
Speaker 4: So double two nine four eight to whoa two?
Speaker 2: Is it just that's good?
Speaker 1: That could be? Hold on?
Speaker 2: Do that again?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know? Can I should? I get the carry?
Speaker 1: I keep? Will go class alight?
Speaker 4: Is it just you.
Speaker 2: Go somewhere with the rainbow?
Speaker 1: Does that have an oo sounding? Wha? What are you thinking? Oh?
Speaker 4: Double nine four.
Speaker 2: Eight two oh two?
Speaker 1: And then what where do you go up in there?
Speaker 1: Is it just you?
Speaker 2: Christmas Carol would be good? Sent to baby what oh
Speaker 2: for two to nine four eight to two oh two?
Speaker 1: Like I'll go to the course.
Speaker 4: Unnel nine for a two?
Speaker 2: Oo?
Speaker 3: Is it you.
Speaker 1: Call on podcast?
Speaker 2: We don't need a full extended version.
Speaker 1: It's just so tempting to get carried away, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But the thing is it's not jingle.
Speaker 1: No, it's a bit sad. I don't mind like an
Speaker 1: emotional ballad song because you know I'm a slut for
Speaker 1: a good ballad. But that's just a little bit too slow.
Speaker 2: I think I agree you.
Speaker 1: What's a song with you or two or anything? Is
Speaker 1: it too vague to just google songs with you in it?
Speaker 1: That could be literally every song ever.
Speaker 2: For two to nine four eight two oh two. That's
Speaker 2: padam that doesn't rhyme okay, songs with you?
Speaker 1: There's with or without You by you two? No, that
Speaker 1: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: What about who you know? Who are you?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: For four?
Speaker 1: No, but then you can't say too to again because
Speaker 1: that's the wrong number.
Speaker 2: But that's a good.
Speaker 6: Far.
Speaker 2: That'd be perfect ship the name for age really fuckings, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. Anyone listening right now that could
Speaker 1: be shouting at their phone being like, I've got an idea.
Speaker 1: I've got an idea. Please put it in the group.
Speaker 1: Please let us we need this jingle.
Speaker 2: And let's be real. We might create this jingle, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: and then we could you know, just like the reading
Speaker 2: writing hotline, it could be revised.
Speaker 1: That's true, So it's all right. I'd rather nail it
Speaker 1: the first time. Of course, I think I should properly
Speaker 1: get Roving Report at Oscar to record the vocals. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's really play it every week. Well, neither
Speaker 1: of us have to worry about remembering the number.
Speaker 2: No, of course, and Roving Report Oscar is a genuine
Speaker 2: talented singer. Yeah, he does shows, he does gigs and
Speaker 2: shiit very talented. It's a really good idea, Mitchell, But.
Speaker 1: We need to nail which song we're going to do
Speaker 1: is I think I think Adele's on the short list.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a bit too sticks, it's too
Speaker 1: worries me. What about the Friends theme song? Oh for
Speaker 1: double two? None for a too? Oh two oh for
Speaker 1: double two? Non for a too too?
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, I'll be there for you, I wasn't the
Speaker 2: rem brands, Yes, oh too. I think it's You've got
Speaker 2: to drag it out more?
Speaker 1: Oh for double two?
Speaker 2: A too too?
Speaker 4: Oh for double two?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: That too too?
Speaker 1: Which could be onto something with that.
Speaker 2: That's a good jingle, that could be the bed for
Speaker 2: these It just you? But then is it too friends?
Speaker 2: We're gonna sound like a fucking Friends podcast.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: We don't want people to think we're a Netflix special.
Speaker 1: But also that show and that theme song are widely recognized,
Speaker 1: so it could be good.
Speaker 2: They're associated with Friends, though it's not us. People don't
Speaker 2: think you'd you when they hear that song.
Speaker 1: We'll add that to the short list.
Speaker 2: The idiots can vote which ones we take to the
Speaker 2: studio and actually record like a sick vocal for yes,
Speaker 2: beat as they say, jam, oh my god, we should
Speaker 2: do a recording session. Have you seen that TikTok of
Speaker 2: Nicki Minaj laying her beats.
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: We could just do that.
Speaker 1: I just don't know. We've got Adele and friends, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm looking through the bloody list of
Speaker 1: things that just have you in the title, and it's
Speaker 1: just not nothing but hopelessly devoted to you by Levy Newton.
Speaker 2: Joho said, that's not going to.
Speaker 1: What about They've got because of You by Kelly Clarkson,
Speaker 1: Big guys, are you? But it'll be over two?
Speaker 2: Are we doing too too?
Speaker 4: Oh far, too too nine for eight two.
Speaker 2: To zero two, it'll need to be a zero.
Speaker 1: It's the second it's now a zero.
Speaker 2: Sure you're onto something. Hold I do that again? Really?
Speaker 4: Oh for too nine four eight to zero two.
Speaker 1: Nine for egg and then he could do the key
Speaker 1: change and everything to zero two.
Speaker 2: He should give us multiple examples.
Speaker 1: See, I feel like that's slow but not too slow.
Speaker 1: Like it's a passionate ballad. But the lyrics are quick,
Speaker 1: the karaoke karaoke. I feel really good about this. Kelly's
Speaker 1: queer adjacent, she's gay culture.
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go, I'll skip forward. We
Speaker 2: get the number on.
Speaker 4: The hard week.
Speaker 1: Here we go to never let her get that far.
Speaker 1: This is our scready far.
Speaker 4: To night for a to zero two, that's great, to
Speaker 4: night a to zero two.
Speaker 6: I thought to night for a to zero two if
Speaker 6: you get a bit tricky to tell, No, Oh my god,
Speaker 6: that's it.
Speaker 2: No, that is so us.
Speaker 1: That is currently my first preference, followed by Friends.
Speaker 2: Friends is really good. I think it's more passionate, more passionate,
Speaker 2: it's more ass it's Kelly. We have to get we
Speaker 2: need to get to the studio, and I think I
Speaker 2: could hear. I can just picture Oscar nailing the Mitchell
Speaker 2: just leads back in his chaerirry, so happy with himself.
Speaker 1: Well we got there eventually. Yeah, I can't believe. I mean,
Speaker 1: we'll put a thread in the Facebook greed. You can
Speaker 1: vote on those three Adele, Kelly or the Friends theme song.
Speaker 1: All suggests songs that we've forgotten, because it's surprisingly challenging
Speaker 1: to think of a song that hasn't oo.
Speaker 2: Can I say we struggled a lot with that. And
Speaker 2: then when we were trying to do a hobby hunt
Speaker 2: opener fucking.
Speaker 1: And we had three options, we just needed any song
Speaker 1: with three syllables.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm really pleased with that, Mitchell. We do really well.
Speaker 1: Well, this isn't going to happen overnight. We'll take on
Speaker 1: board the feedback. Once again, this is not mine and michestingle,
Speaker 1: it's our jingle. Correct, idiot, it's the Idiot Collaborative. Welcome
Speaker 1: over the next few weeks and we'll get back to you. Also,
Speaker 1: we have the capability to record in a broadcast studio,
Speaker 1: so this.
Speaker 2: Will sound really good easily. I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, in the coming weeks. We will update
Speaker 2: you in the coming shows. Let's go for the time being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get out of here.
Speaker 2: God, that was a fun, fun little Wednesday episodes are
Speaker 2: a touch more unhinge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely are. I was at belting Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 1: at the top of my thunders.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I thought it was when I called it that,
Speaker 1: it's not. Do you want the origin story of the
Speaker 1: group I remember, do you can you tell it then.
Speaker 2: This will be good fashions? Yes, no, I do because
Speaker 2: the podcast has a special place in my part. What's
Speaker 2: it called again Injurian Idiots? We created it because we
Speaker 2: wanted to drop the first episode early.
Speaker 1: It was originally called Impatient Idiots. Yes, because we've been
Speaker 1: promoting for weeks in advance. The first ever episode of
Speaker 1: is It Just Me will drop on this day and
Speaker 1: there were a lot of hungry not my cup of
Speaker 1: tea fans but listen to the old podcast that were
Speaker 1: team for the new one. Yes, and so because we've
Speaker 1: been promoting that day and then for one reason or another,
Speaker 1: station management intervened and said we had to push back
Speaker 1: the launch. There was controversy at the time. Actually it
Speaker 1: was when Kyle Sandaland's insulted Virgin Mary and the whole
Speaker 1: Christian faith was upset with us. So they just said,
Speaker 1: we don't want to draw any attention to the station.
Speaker 2: Just why lo the entire Christian fate, every single one
Speaker 2: of them, they're like two puffs starting a podcast at
Speaker 2: this time. The last thing we need when all eyes
Speaker 2: are on this station breaks the Christian camel's back and
Speaker 2: so we had to push it back, and so, because
Speaker 2: there were so many people keen for the launches, I
Speaker 2: made a Facebook group called Impatient Idiots where I put
Speaker 2: a drop box link to the first episode on the
Speaker 2: promised release date.
Speaker 1: Yes, because they were impatient they couldn't wait for the show.
Speaker 1: And then we just kept the group because so many
Speaker 1: people joined, and change it to endurance, as in like
Speaker 1: you've stuck byas you're enduring us. Correct. Then it turns
Speaker 1: out I don't know. I don't think endurant is actually
Speaker 1: a word, which.
Speaker 2: Is hard because people always struggle it. They always think
Speaker 2: it's an eye.
Speaker 1: They go I and indurant, Yeah, like you're an injured idiot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Imagine being like, oh sorry, I can't walk up the stairs.
Speaker 1: I'm endurant.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking this gorgeous twint.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 5: Durant?
Speaker 1: Are you endurant?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Welcome to A to d Brie. Hmm, this is our
Speaker 1: secret segment on the end. I've got all this energy
Speaker 1: now that we've been singing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm too.
Speaker 1: Can we start every episode? Not even recorded? We just
Speaker 1: privately sing karaoke to get me all read up.
Speaker 2: I can do that. We can do that.
Speaker 3: Do we do it?
Speaker 2: We've done it in the last like ten showers. We've
Speaker 2: done karaoke like five of them.
Speaker 1: And there's been some sort of gift exchange.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In the last episode, he gave me this squish mellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What was his name again? Nicaragua Camello, Parker Balls,
Speaker 2: Camillo Camillo, Yeah, Caramelo Camillo.
Speaker 1: That works.
Speaker 2: My dad is in the house because I can hear
Speaker 2: him stomping above my bedroom. Could you hear him before?
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear a thing.
Speaker 2: Christ is so loud. He's the heaviest food.
Speaker 1: So do you reckon?
Speaker 2: He'd be willing to give me a pep talk. Dad
Speaker 2: doesn't work with texts. You need to call him. Oh
Speaker 2: is he coming? Mark?
Speaker 1: Hello, he's just walked in. He knew his text.
Speaker 2: We're recording the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was just telling everyone what a lovely father you are,
Speaker 1: and then you walk in and go, what do you want? Fuck?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I've got so much to do, so many places
Speaker 5: to be, people to see what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Bitches, bites.
Speaker 1: So Mitch has mentioned in passing a few times on
Speaker 1: the podcast that you send him inspirational quotes and bloody
Speaker 1: self help.
Speaker 3: Mo.
Speaker 1: You're in touch with your feelings. You're a modern man,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you pump up his tires every day.
Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to get a taste of
Speaker 1: what it would be like to be a cheery son
Speaker 1: and see if you can give me a bit of
Speaker 1: a pep talk or something like what's today's little nugget
Speaker 1: of wisdom?
Speaker 2: Help Mitch out with life? Oh that's deep, but you're
Speaker 2: a deep man by all account you are. You've got
Speaker 2: to talk right into the microphone as well. You got
Speaker 2: today's snippets of wisdom? Okay, But first of all, why
Speaker 2: do you send them to me? Do you do it
Speaker 2: just because you think? Do you see them? And do
Speaker 2: you think of your son?
Speaker 1: Or do you see because it's hard out here for
Speaker 1: a bitch, You know.
Speaker 5: It is I suppose it's just you know, I worry
Speaker 5: about you as a father, and I'd.
Speaker 1: Be worried too.
Speaker 5: You do not worry about me? Well, I think intuitively
Speaker 5: parents do. Parents are conscious of what their kids are
Speaker 5: going through. And I often, you know, I'm deep, so
Speaker 5: I often think about you, and when I do, often
Speaker 5: get inspiration. And it might simply be to let you
Speaker 5: know that I'm thinking of you, to let you know
Speaker 5: that I'm supportive of the position you might be in
Speaker 5: at that time.
Speaker 1: Can you go through your chat history and just find
Speaker 1: an example.
Speaker 2: Text me the other day because I was very stressed
Speaker 2: before I flew to Perth, remember, and you wanted to
Speaker 2: talk and chat and I just didn't have a time.
Speaker 2: You said, you said, enjoy the moment, Mitchell. This is
Speaker 2: literally on Thursday. Wow, enjoy the moment, as stressful as
Speaker 2: it may be. Love Dad. All will unravel, as they
Speaker 2: say x ex dad.
Speaker 1: All will unravel. Yeah, that's not very uncomfortable. You will
Speaker 1: have it unraveling.
Speaker 5: You know what, Kumji.
Speaker 2: Can I call you kumci?
Speaker 1: Of course you famously do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do. You know, everything does unravel. I think
Speaker 5: one of the big learnings I have again getting deep.
Speaker 5: As you get older, you often want to fix things
Speaker 5: very quickly, and you often assume is a solution straight away.
Speaker 5: Most of the time there isn't. The solution is simply
Speaker 5: going through a process. I think perspective of that process
Speaker 5: is staged and doesn't happen immediately is something that I'm
Speaker 5: really conscious of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, that's interesting because I'm quite solution oriented.
Speaker 1: I like to you are just nipped in the butt
Speaker 1: fix things quickly, and.
Speaker 5: Do you find that when you can't you might potentially
Speaker 5: get frustrated or.
Speaker 1: Oh I get fucked up the wall? Ser get so
Speaker 1: pistikeic he does get.
Speaker 5: Fucking anxious, right, yep, And you know what I did too.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 5: And now that I've accepted the fact that everything is
Speaker 5: stages and I won't fix it straight away has allowed
Speaker 5: me to, I think, be a little bit more calmer.
Speaker 5: I think the wisdom is right that we're going to
Speaker 5: be really, really self aware of ourselves. And you know,
Speaker 5: I'm learning, even at my age right to be very
Speaker 5: self aware of my impact on others. So I want
Speaker 5: to give back and giving back, whether it's to my son,
Speaker 5: whether it's to you, Kumci, who I've grown to affectionately
Speaker 5: look at with a lot of what's the right word.
Speaker 5: It's not attraction, is it's it's not sexual, not sexual
Speaker 5: at times, it's certainly a feeling. I could cuddle him, of.
Speaker 2: Course, I've thought that in the more recent weeks that
Speaker 2: I mean, I hugged him this morning and he didn't.
Speaker 5: He didn't sort of freeze.
Speaker 2: It was quite warm, that wouldn't free I went, I
Speaker 2: was like, come here, so you know, I just love
Speaker 2: Awareness is key, It's key everything, and everything starts with
Speaker 2: the self.
Speaker 1: To be honest, he still didn't think of a word
Speaker 1: to describe how he feels to me.
Speaker 5: I think I think you're growing up. I'll be honest,
Speaker 5: I think you're growing on me. And okay, i'll go deep.
Speaker 2: Three words. Growing on me?
Speaker 5: You think I was a real cow because I didn't
Speaker 5: know you, And then the reality is I don't know
Speaker 5: you very well. What I do know is I know
Speaker 5: you from being Mitchell's partner in this show, and I
Speaker 5: know you from the couple of times that we've spent
Speaker 5: time together. As I get to know you, and as
Speaker 5: you get to understand somebody, you either embrace it and
Speaker 5: like it or you don't. And I like it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. I didn't repulsey. That's nice.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, the other thing I find what's very
Speaker 5: attractive about you is your directness, your honesty, and I
Speaker 5: think that's very authentic, and I actually find that very endearing.
Speaker 1: Really because you would say some people don't like that, right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some people think I'm a bit too blunted,
Speaker 1: bordering on rude. But that's okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but you know what, fuck, let's take it
Speaker 5: with a grain of salt, like you actually don't mean
Speaker 5: anything personally, it's just your nature.
Speaker 1: No, I don't go around lashing out of people, but
Speaker 1: I don't waste my words.
Speaker 5: But I bet you've got a nice circle of friends
Speaker 5: who like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: But it's also then we used to clash because I'm
Speaker 2: the opposite. We're very opposite in that regard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's probably why you compliment each other. Oh no,
Speaker 5: it is the only other thing depth of conversation.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 5: The reality is, whether it's personal or professional, the best
Speaker 5: partner is the one that brings the best out in you.
Speaker 5: And often the person that brings the best out in
Speaker 5: you is the one who's opposite to you, and you
Speaker 5: both compliment each other, and I feel that's the magic
Speaker 5: you boys have.
Speaker 2: I'm going through my DMS with Dad because he loves
Speaker 2: an instagrel. Yes, he sent me one that says ten
Speaker 2: signs of a high vibration person vibration person.
Speaker 1: You love these DA video. Actually, I want to hear
Speaker 1: Mark's explanation. What's the high vibration person?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, What I remember briefly from that high vibration person
Speaker 5: is someone who's authentic or someone who I think has
Speaker 5: similar values to you. I think someone who is compassionate.
Speaker 5: I think a high vibration person who's someone who's kind.
Speaker 1: What's a low vibration person?
Speaker 5: A fuck head, not fucking compassionate, fucking kind, dickheads who
Speaker 5: pretend to be something they're not. Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 5: like about you. What you see is what you get.
Speaker 1: You're authentic.
Speaker 2: He doesn't try to he doesn't put on anything, and
Speaker 2: I know that's why he likes working with you, because ultimately,
Speaker 2: you know people.
Speaker 5: Mitchell's very trusting, and so am I. So when you trust,
Speaker 5: you want to be around people that you actually do
Speaker 5: what they say and are what they are, and so
Speaker 5: trusting people usually are around authentic people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, it's so insightful.
Speaker 1: When it comes to advice. But someone who feels like
Speaker 1: he doesn't know me that well, I'm like, well you
Speaker 1: hit the nail on the hand, Well.
Speaker 2: Pull this way.
Speaker 5: I honestly say this, if could, I would. I want
Speaker 5: to spend twenty four hours on a plane with you.
Speaker 5: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: I want to get it.
Speaker 2: I want to get on the pitch with you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you have do you have an is it just me?
Speaker 2: Of your own?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you have you listened to the show when we
Speaker 2: both have at Is it just me? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or or better?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Because you're for all intents and purposes, you're a
Speaker 1: guest right now, I'll ask you this.
Speaker 2: You can't ask no, I don't.
Speaker 1: Why not, Well, because he's not a guest, it's not appropriate.
Speaker 1: I'd be I think he's the perfect person to add
Speaker 1: to our list of things better than drugs and dick ool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We ask every guest to contribute to something. It's like
Speaker 1: a little pleasure in life, you know, like a cool
Speaker 1: breeze running through your hair or something like that. Something
Speaker 1: that's not a mindful moment, if you like.
Speaker 2: So, it's not drugs. We've asked all our guests, fuck.
Speaker 5: What comes to mind, and don't judge me, but as
Speaker 5: an I love having a forty five minute Turkish steam
Speaker 5: and then I love diving into the cold pool rocking
Speaker 5: your body.
Speaker 2: Well, Mitchell, it's your ice bath.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did that last week on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: mean I felt good afterwards, but that dive is just
Speaker 1: too much to bear. Honestly, it's hard work. It's what
Speaker 1: you like. You're like a steam, Turkish steam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, just a Turkish steam. You know what
Speaker 2: makes a Turkey should about the Turkish steam? I did
Speaker 2: in Turkey.
Speaker 1: I need to know what a Turkey steam is.
Speaker 5: It's basically a steam room instead of a sauna. Oh okay,
Speaker 5: interesting hot they pop hot steam. So we like being
Speaker 5: in the tropics. You know when it's ninety degrees humidity,
Speaker 5: but it's really good. You sweat like a pig, your
Speaker 5: body temperature goes up. It's really cool, and then you
Speaker 5: dive into something really cold. I love. That's If you
Speaker 5: said to me what makes you feel good about yourself,
Speaker 5: I'd say that's a moment when I go wow, I'm
Speaker 5: fucking jumping out of my skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow. So you go for boiling hot on purpose
Speaker 1: and then freezing cold on purpose.
Speaker 5: If you do it, as soon as you come out
Speaker 5: of the steam room and dive in the cold water,
Speaker 5: your body goes into shock. Adrenaline goes through your body
Speaker 5: and Bexu's fight off light and you you just feel
Speaker 5: charged instead of having a hit of Say say you're
Speaker 5: having a hit a cocaine and we're having ten shots
Speaker 5: of alcohol. It's fundamentally nearly the same feeling because it's
Speaker 5: just dopamine running through your body and it's a natural high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but having twelve shots or whatever, that doesn't involve
Speaker 1: being freezing cold for twelve.
Speaker 5: But you don't come across to me as a bit
Speaker 5: of a pussy.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'll give it a guy. But like, also,
Speaker 1: it's just so easy for me to go. I can't
Speaker 1: be bothered doing this plunge night it's too cold.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think you and I have a lot in common?
Speaker 5: Too much?
Speaker 2: You think no?
Speaker 5: But I do think we have a lot in common here, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: just being funny. Did you get where your humor from?
Speaker 2: Kimci Well?
Speaker 1: I was talking to Mark about a psycho analyzing your
Speaker 1: boat's on the night of your birthday, and we established
Speaker 1: that you're both the same in that you're a bit
Speaker 1: of a class clown. You know, you're extroverted, but then
Speaker 1: you also really need that fucking cocoon time at home
Speaker 1: to recharge. Yeah, yeah, I often need time to Just
Speaker 1: last night, I came home.
Speaker 2: I got back from Perth at fucking ten o'clock at night,
Speaker 2: and you had friends and family over and I just
Speaker 2: couldn't speak. Yeah, I just did not want to talk.
Speaker 2: And they're like, you've just come back from doing comedy,
Speaker 2: make us laugh, and I just couldn't even speak.
Speaker 5: But you know, most days I'm like that at night
Speaker 5: because all my day I don't do what you guys do,
Speaker 5: but my day's talking to people all day on the TAN. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So you get home and the last thing and I'm
Speaker 5: on the phone for an hour and a half driving home.
Speaker 5: Last thing you want to do is talk like that.
Speaker 5: Bit unlucky. Michelle's the same, So hold suicide for sick Mitch.
Speaker 5: So we get home, Sean, and we're both just veg
Speaker 5: right happy to do that. There's no stress, of course,
Speaker 5: and then we wake up in the morning and we
Speaker 5: switch on. Yeah, I will share a mate with you
Speaker 5: when you came home last night and you were completely
Speaker 5: droned out, which is cool, we get it. Exhausted, you
Speaker 5: went for a walk, a run for a run, and
Speaker 5: I was really inspired by that. And I actually told
Speaker 5: Tom your trainer this morning.
Speaker 2: We have the same person. Yeah, what the fuck? I
Speaker 2: was exhausted and I needed the endorphins.
Speaker 5: Combs, you had a deep question for you.
Speaker 2: Finish the story. Finish the story.
Speaker 1: I just want the praise for my trainer.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 5: He's blown away, but I told him, I said. What
Speaker 5: inspired me about that was that Mitchell now recognizes that
Speaker 5: he has a mechanism to help him do with stress.
Speaker 5: And if we have a mechanism to do with stress,
Speaker 5: we're going to have a pretty damn good life. Yes,
Speaker 5: the run did Yeah, it was good. Theorphins are to
Speaker 5: go with You haven't done that? When was the last
Speaker 5: time put aside since your health rejuvenation? Did you do
Speaker 5: that before?
Speaker 2: God? No, no, no, unless that was a new McDonald's
Speaker 2: menu item and run there?
Speaker 5: Is it fair to say that that's going to be
Speaker 5: your way of operating for a long time now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I've learned that it's good. Cool in
Speaker 2: a big change now, were you're about to psycho analyze Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a deep the question for me, it's worries.
Speaker 2: He's forgotten it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I do think you have ADHD undiagnosed. You have a
Speaker 2: little bit, yeah, KUMSI. It came back to me, what
Speaker 2: is your stress relief?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I do like me my pilates and
Speaker 1: my bar classes. They're good for things like that. I
Speaker 1: know I probably need to learn from you guys and
Speaker 1: find a good one work on that.
Speaker 5: So basically, probably what I'm hearing is you have a
Speaker 5: couple you just haven't really thought deeply about, Well, what
Speaker 5: is my go to stress relief When I've got a
Speaker 5: lot of stress happening? What's my primary? I mean there's
Speaker 5: primary and second with everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the past they've been the non helpful one.
Speaker 2: It's like your vages and your alcohol. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: need to find a new one.
Speaker 5: Well, for me, I must admit I'll have a smoke
Speaker 5: if I'm feeling stressed. I'll pull out a cigarette first.
Speaker 5: I won't exercise first. I have a smoke first because
Speaker 5: it's easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I try to get him to stop it.
Speaker 2: I don't talk too many smokes really, yeah, it's my
Speaker 2: way of saying, if you want to see your grandchildren issues, I.
Speaker 5: Think now you get the perspective. Parents are hard on
Speaker 5: their kids and you're hard on me, for example. So
Speaker 5: it's really Yeah, it's a in yang thing, isn't It's interesting.
Speaker 5: You could really investigate that one.
Speaker 2: We could have a time. Thank you Mark Chu for
Speaker 2: your appearance on the show today.
Speaker 1: We should actually get your father because we've got this
Speaker 1: one insightful line that we say at the end of
Speaker 1: every episode, and so because you're here and you're the
Speaker 1: queen of being insightful, probably can you just read that out?
Speaker 1: You can say it.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast makes you feel at least one
Speaker 5: point five percent better today. That's all just one point
Speaker 5: five percent better.
Speaker 1: So we did do.
Speaker 5: I love it?
Speaker 2: That was great.
Speaker 1: We got very church. You do two episodes a week,
Speaker 1: so that's three percent better. All we want is a
Speaker 1: three percent increase.
Speaker 5: I want to add something to that.
Speaker 2: Can I okay?
Speaker 5: So I really love it, but it is you know
Speaker 5: what I just had any intuition, and it is when
Speaker 5: feeling stressed, look inside yourself first. I know it's deep, mean,
Speaker 5: it's deep.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, well, it.
Speaker 5: Just means look inside, look at yourself first. Whenever there's
Speaker 5: a moment. This is what I'm learning. You've got to
Speaker 5: look at yourself first because the first thing we often
Speaker 5: do is blame our external environment, or we blame someone.
Speaker 5: The buses are late, the trains are late. That fucker
Speaker 5: drove in front of me, My wife's a bitch, my
Speaker 5: boyfriend fucked around on me. It could be one hundred
Speaker 5: different things that we blame. And what I'm going to
Speaker 5: say is you have to ask yourself, what is my
Speaker 5: contribution to this situation? I mean, now that's deep, but
Speaker 5: you have to ask that because it takes two people
Speaker 5: to fucking dance. Of course, it's yeah, of course, And
Speaker 5: if you do that, guess what your energy goes on
Speaker 5: you First, Not to blame on the other person. If
Speaker 5: you solve yourself, you'll actually see the other person much clearer.
Speaker 1: Well, not to end on that note, can you just
Speaker 1: get your father on the show.
Speaker 2: Dad would be a great feeling host. Yeah, thank you, Dad,
Speaker 2: It was great. We'll keep being on the pod now
Speaker 2: you're excited. Thanks.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 2: When this fucking drops, you'll have to send it to
Speaker 2: him and I have to listen to the link and
Speaker 2: you won't know how to hear it.
Speaker 1: So you've got this life advice on tap all day
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it becomes you.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would. You would most I'd be
Speaker 1: like I needed to hear that next time he ignores
Speaker 1: you your life advice and it to me instead, we listen.
Speaker 2: We need to to wrap the podcast, to wrap, Goody
Speaker 2: Pleasure Ben listen. We'll see you guys in a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll catch you back on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for you helping with the jingle or let
Speaker 2: us know what you want us to do with it please, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they'll be in touch, all right?
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