WEBVTT - #166: Jingle Tingz 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:03.560 Is it just real? 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:10.960 Hosted a couple of mitches, brace yourself for the rude 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:12.720 shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.159 I didn't even drink at my own eighteenth because I 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.880 adamant that. Oh no, I'm not going to drink when 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.439 I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary. You don't need alcohol 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:25.440 to have fun. Eighteen year old you would be so disappointed. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:33.640 No, he is Mijuli and Mitchell cous Hello, yeah, hollo 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:34.760 you hello. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.400 I'm feeling a bit of pressure right now. Oh why 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.120 because last week when we launched our new double episode 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:47.360 format now first ever Wednesday episode, everyone said it was 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.960 way more chaotic and way more fun than a normal 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.519 Monday episode. So I'm feeling pressure right now because I'm 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.560 not feeling that chaotic. But I could get there also. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:57.440 But you get what you get. You don't get upset 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.720 every week. It's different, guys, Calm down. Last week was 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.680 chaok because we had fucking nineteen kilos of Donahey cookies. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.160 That's true. We had a sugar rush and also a 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:09.280 couple of champagnes in us. Although your dad does run 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.160 an alcohol company, where are we at with all that 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.160 free groggy promises? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.000 Oh my god, my Dad is obsessed with you. So 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.640 my birthday party the other week, Mitch and Dad. Every 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.959 time I was looking for you or Dad, you were together. Yeah, 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.000 like two peas in a pod. We had a great time. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:22.480 Mark and I. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.800 He loves you. He calls you cumsy. I love that 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.800 he loves your reels too. We always say, I think he's. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.720 The only person that actually calls me kumsy. Yeah, but 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.480 people call my dad cumsy. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.640 He's obsessed with you. He loves you so much. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.039 Is he home right now? 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.040 He might be home. We could call him. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.960 That's so lazy, Dad, No, don't do it now. I 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:45.000 think that at some point today I need a Mark 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.720 cheery pep talk, oh, because you're always going on about 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.280 how he sends you inspirational quotes and he sends you 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.760 self help podcasts and things like that. Maybe I need 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.080 a taste of what it's like to be parented by Mark. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.880 Cher be parented marketury is interesting. He really flips on 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.760 the parenting switch. And Dad will send me daily affirmations. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.520 He'll send me a real on Instagram that he finds 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:12.080 inspiring obviously one of mine. Yes, yes, of course, yeah. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.680 He sends me if I'm stressed or I've told him 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:16.720 about work, things that are going on, or even during 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:20.000 the breakup. He was so good. He's great. I love stuff. Yeah, 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.760 he's a big believer in therapy and you know, active 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.119 thinking and blah blah blah. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.960 B good. I like that because some people, you know, 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.680 our parents generation, some people are very anti therapy. 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.119 Oh no, Dad's got a very open mind and being hard. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.520 He's so sweet, blessed dad. Mark Cury. Well, we'll see 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.040 if he's home. I don't know. He probably is. He's 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.680 gurneying the backyard or something, staining the fucking pool tiles. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.240 Like he's such a much a man. 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.240 Flicking of text. Maybe later in the episode, we'll we'll 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.720 get him on to give me a pep talk. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.639 Yeah, I just send him one. Okay, good, let's see 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.560 what he says. Well, welcome to the show everyone. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.200 Also, coming up today, you're going to talk to us, 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.040 apparently about an awkward moment while you've been on tour, 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.560 because you're traveling around the country with your radio co 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.440 host career live shows with them. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:05.079 Correct, they and I are in many airports. We're doing 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.280 like three shows a week for the whole month of October. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:12.280 And I had a horrific experience at an airport. I 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.760 ruined the holiday of another couple that were that would 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.000 just happen to be next to us. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.160 That's a big call. I'm very curious about this. I 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:20.240 can't wait to judge you well. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.680 Britain, Laura really ruled their eye and fist and said 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.680 they were They actually said they were disappointed in me. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.360 It was the words that they use. So I'd like 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.440 to get your vibe. I'm not often in the wrong, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.240 as you know, so I think this will I think 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.600 you'll cibe with me, and I'd love to get everyone's opinion. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.240 So that's coming up to We'll see, you'll see. Yeah, listen. Well, 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.240 if it is your first time listening, Hello, we start 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.360 every show with and is it just me something that 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.760 we've noticed we had to appreciate today? Shall we kick 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:48.720 it off with a listener with it, Let's go to 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:53.320 Jess coming to us from Penrith. Hello Jess, hi. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.040 Boy, Hey Darland, nice to have you back with smoking 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.680 you before. Haven't we we have spoken? I thought so. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.000 You're a Panther supporter, so you must be stoked after 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:07.480 the Grand Final the Panthers pan. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.839 That was my birthday weekend so I didn't even watch 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:10.240 the NRL Grand Final this year. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.560 I watched it with my friends and got oddly into it. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.880 Really, I thought that we had a new Panthers fan 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:16.640 in you Coombs. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:17.359 Yeah. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.480 Well, I kind of tuned in for the last fifteen 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.720 minutes and during that fifteen minutes is when they had 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.440 the triumphant return. It looked like they were going to lose. Yes, 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:28.719 and it was so excited to be swept. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.760 Up from the wait what is your team? Naturally? Do 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.240 you have one? 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.400 I used to pretend because I was raised watching NRL. Right, 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.240 AFL not really on my radar, but I was raised 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.919 watching NRL, and so it all came rushing back to me. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.599 But I used to, as a child, claim to be 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.200 a night supporter only because my primary school best friend 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.200 was also a night supporter, so I just kind of 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:48.880 copied him. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:49.279 True. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.320 Well, I'm a Kronella Sharki's boy. The stadium is just 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.800 around the corner from where we are. Okay, get off it, yes, 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.440 all right, Well you've you've gotten You've got an is 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:57.760 it just? 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:58.640 Is it just you? 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.560 Is just me of your own yea cool? 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.360 Right, let's hear it, Jess, go. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.000 For it is it just me. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.360 Does it piss you off when people don't put their 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:11.520 trolleys back properly? 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.560 Is that a Penrith thing? Because one of her family 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.559 friends from Penrith. That's that's the thing that she gets 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.600 triggered by the most. If I'm hanging out with her 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:24.000 in Penrith, she'll see someone leave their trolley in the 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.359 fucking car park of Penwyth Plaza and just go off. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.800 It's the quickest way to send her into a rage. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:31.239 Yeah, I can put. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.760 It happened to me this morning and Willies have two 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:38.680 different sized trolleys, so there was two trolley bays, and 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.400 someone put the two big trolleys one in one and 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.480 one and the other one, and I had the little thing, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.039 so I had to take the one big. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.720 I had to rearrange them put my little one in. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.240 Oh that's annoying. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.760 How hard is it for people to just fucking do 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.200 the right thing. It's so easy, just put your trolley 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.680 back in the right trolley bay. I will say, though, 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.600 I am one of those people that if I'm in 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.640 a real rush, don't be rude to me, but I 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:06.159 will sometimes dump my trolley. Not in anyone's way, but 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.560 I will put it like behind the parking spot if 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.920 there's heaps of free space there. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.640 But those things can easily just They've got to mind 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:12.960 their own. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:16.839 It could just roll away, I know you, but it won't. 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.120 I'm very good. I'll wedge like a pump bottle between 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:19.840 the wheel or something. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:20.039 You know. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.560 Fuck, I'm really out of myself here. People who kill 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.000 me behind cars will leave them in open parking spots 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:28.960 grow up. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.760 Like if you go to Audi, then you can't get 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:32.640 your coin back. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.159 When are they going to phase that out? Because I 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.080 don't carry coins. I have not done so for years 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:41.520 to buy the little keyring. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.320 Yeah, in my family have the little Audi keyring and 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.760 it goes in Bless them. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.160 I don't go to old enough to warrant that, honestly. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:49.440 Yeah. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.200 And you're got to pack your bags yourself, like, for 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.040 Christ's sake, put. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.560 A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure in the. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.920 Way that they throw those groceries with such Swedish anger. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.560 They just ditch it down that aisle and they don't 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.560 talk to you. They're not warm. It's all metallic. Like 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.400 I don't love the esthetic of an Audi. But they've 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:05.919 got a good grog shop in Man, which. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:10.280 I like, Oh, that fucking four dollar Aldie Rose. That shit, 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.040 it's dangerous. Let me tell you. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:13.920 Gota yeah, down a treat. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.400 Oh, it goes down a tree and then comes up. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.160 I haven't been on a trolley rant in a while, 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.680 but I've got a new favorite trolley. Would you like 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:23.000 to hear it? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.320 Oh? Yeah, forgot that. You're a bit obsessed with trolleys 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.240 now I'm a trolley kind of sw Yeah, Jess, would 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:28.800 you like to hear. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:29.400 My favorite trolley? 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.080 I would love to thank you? 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.320 It comes in waves. It was the Coal's Mini trolley, 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:38.600 so not the giant deep one, the smaller trolley. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:39.480 The one that's a bit higher up. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.960 Yes, my new favorite obsession is the Woolworth mini trolley. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:47.559 Got the green handlebars like you're in a Mario cart. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.720 They're so gorgeous. It's got the bar in front of you. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.320 But then on the left and the right they're like 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.720 two joysticks. They look like two sex toys and you 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.800 hold them today. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.440 Yes, you could see on it if you I mean 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.160 like sex toys. I don't know what you're talking about. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.520 Google modern Woolies trolley. And then this one had a 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.560 spot for your phone to put your phone in really yes, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.360 And it also had a drink cup holder, and it 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.880 also had an aisle index like ale one bread, Ale 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.920 two milk, Ale three dairy. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.080 Oh I found a photo. I know what you're talking 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:20.680 about now. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:21.520 Yeah. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:24.000 Wow, Yeah, they are a bit fancy. I made one 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.000 of those Woolworth metros that don't even fucking have jobs. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.280 I can't remember the last time I used the trolley 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.000 now that I think about it. I've just got that 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.880 little old lady trolley thing that you gave me for Christmas. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:37.000 Remember do you still use that? Yes, there's no trolley. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:37.240 Is that my? 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:37.959 Woof God? 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.760 I'm a good friend. And what a great gift that was. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.800 Yeah, the cup hold, of the little handlebars, it does 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.479 just look a little bit more sophisticated. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.320 It's just so much fun to hold. So Cole's lift 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.440 your fucking game. I'm so excited for the future of 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:52.640 trolleys in this country. I really am. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.640 As long as your bloody put them away. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.840 Yeah, put them away, Jess, thank you for coming on 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.400 the show. Send us a DM to the couple of 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:00.000 Miches in staff. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.400 Yeah, can I just say one thing before I go? 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:03.160 You go on? 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.560 Yeah, I wanted to say thank you to you both 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.439 for being the sweetest humans. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.760 I was going through remember harder time with mental health. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.439 Earlier in the year, as it burnt out. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.319 From work, and you buy to be and said message 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.320 me whenever, And I thought that was really sweet. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.920 Of course, I mean, and I stand by it. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.800 When I've DM like you both separately, You've always. 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.360 Replied, yeah, how are you doing? 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:25.640 Now? 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:27.000 You're feeling good. 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:30.520 So much better. And I just found out I'm pregnant too. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:39.640 Yes, gorgeous. Oh were to be burnt out all over again? Well, yeah, 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.840 to talk to me again? And no I need to 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.320 thank it. Although I will say a bit of a 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:46.200 miracle that Cherry has leaped in with people who always reply, 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.600 that's rare for him. You must be a special one. Yes, 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.880 I know. I was shocked. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.280 He gave me a voice memory. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.040 That's my new thing. I send voice memos. It's so 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.439 much easier than replying because I and I'll be honest. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.520 When I had my breakup and was very open on 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.040 this podcast, I got so many nice messages from idiots. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.520 So when I get messages from the idiots, a lot 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.200 of the other people I ignore, but the idiots I 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.520 will never ignore because I adore themself. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.200 Much time. 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:11.360 All right, Jess, we love you, thanks for listening to 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.880 the show. Thanks, boys love you, and we love ya. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:16.560 If you want to get on the show as well, 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.360 DMS couple of mitches and we'll get you on with it. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:20.960 Is it just you? 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.160 Yep, you can DMS, or you can send us a 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:28.120 text four double two nine four eight two two. That's 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.320 how you get on with the Is it just me 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:29.800 of your own? 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:30.520 Definitely? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.360 Speaking of which, I've just learned that number off by heart, 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:37.240 but I want every single one of our listeners, our 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.720 darling idiots, to also learn the number off by heart. 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.560 And so a little later in this episode, we're going 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:45.880 to be coming up with a jingle for it. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:49.320 Yeah, and I'm actually nervous for this. We've done jingles before, 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:51.079 but this is going to be. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.440 For random ship like trees. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.120 Yeah, this is going to be for the actual show. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.840 Yeah, we're going to use this. Oh my gosh. We'll 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.120 come back to that in a bit here. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:03.040 It's on the way right. So, as I mentioned on 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:06.360 the last episode, and you'd see on my socials and 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.440 it's all I'm really talking about God Christ on a bike. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.320 I'm exhausted. I'm on a national tour with the Life 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.960 on Cut girls Brittany and Laura. They host the lifelun 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:14.720 Cut podcast. 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.120 They're also your radio co host. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.280 Yes, we host the pick Up every afternoon. Anyway, They've 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.640 asked me to open for their podcast tour, so they're 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.920 doing like two hours worth of podcast material. I do 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.520 like ten minutes of stand up at the start. 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.480 I didn't know you had a tight ten in your pocket. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.600 I do how far you lose? Actually I ran over 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.480 by four minutes. They're like, hey, you're four minutes over. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.319 How selfish hoogging their time? 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:34.600 Is that? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.240 Like a comics Is that bad? Is that? Should I 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:36.760 not be doing that? 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.440 Well, you're not really in a stand up setting now, 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.680 But if they're trying to run an actual comedy night 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.760 where there's a lineup of maybe seven or so, they 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.000 usually put the more famous ones at the end. Then 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:48.720 they get ten minutes and everyone else gets the type 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.240 five interested if you run over, it's kind of like babes, 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:51.920 stay in your lane. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:53.920 Yeah, you're not the big name, got it? Anyway, So 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.000 I'm doing some stand up. Very fun. I really enjoy it. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.800 I can see why you like it. It's very cool anyway, 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.920 So I'm just touring with the girls, and we were 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.920 in Adelaide. It was the first stop on the tour 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:08.000 and we all go where like, fuck, it's starving, we're hungry. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.560 They didn't give you a snack on the flight. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.000 It was Virgin. We're flying Virgin. It's no quantas they 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.719 usually have a snack. We didn't get it. You have 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:14.400 to pay for it. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.520 Oh and it's always you need a physical card. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.920 Yeah, I don't like that. So we get off the flight, 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.000 we go, let's get some let's get a sandwich. And 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.079 it was Sole Origin Easy Airport food. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.240 So is this the incident that you mentioned Your co 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.800 hosts Britain Laura were highly disappointed in you. Yes, so 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.920 I now need to judge if I'm all said disappointed. 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:35.480 Correct, don't don't forget that they are. You know, they're 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.520 progressive queens. Their whole brand is that they're catchphrases we 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.199 love love for God's sake, right. Their listeners are called 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:42.760 a lifers. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:48.320 Does anyone hate love though we love love? Okay, I 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:49.480 can't stand it personally. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.640 I'm sure there'd be one person. But it couldn't be 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.960 more different from our podcast, like Week Await Our Idiots, Elicitors. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:57.720 Yeah. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:02.640 Anyway, So at the at the cafe getting food and 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.439 everyone's just gotten off the plants. It's kind of a 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.959 big line. So Britt orders her sandwich, Laura orders her sandwich. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.400 I go up and as I'm ordering, this couple of 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.960 next to me and they're also ordering, and they are 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:19.120 the quintessential Aussie boomers, probably fifty five to sixty five travelers, 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.240 and they had just gotten to Adelaide. I shit you not? 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.640 I love essay was what was written on this man's 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:26.120 t shirt. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.400 Oh god, they're Oh yeah, he had it in a 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:30.080 kubra on. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.920 He had one of those backpacks that looks like he 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.720 was about to trek Nepal base camp to Mount Everest. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.160 I'm just picturing. They're the types that would have printed 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.920 off all their tickets and their flight details. They printed them, yes, And. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.360 They had three suitcases and that she had a tote 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.599 bag full of if. It was very sweet, and you 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.079 could just hear in their tone they were a little stressed. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:49.880 You know, They've just got off the flight. They clearly 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:51.959 had a connection or they had a bus to get on. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.160 Oh okay, So they're sitting there and. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.600 They're wearing IHEARTSA shirts and they've only just arrived. That's 0:13:58.640 --> 0:13:59.600 that's brave. How do you know? 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.600 Yeah, that's very true. So they're wearing the shirts, they're excited, 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.920 and I go, I'm going to get one rap. I 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.839 just want a chicken wrap. They've got kids as well, 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.520 there are kids behind them. They've got friends, or they 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.400 might be with a group. So they order a shit 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.880 ton of food. So I'm talking to Britain Laura. We're 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:15.760 having fun. I double tap my Apple paye, I pay 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.880 past my food and the sole origin worker looks at 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.920 me and goes, oh, no, no, sir, no, you've just 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:22.040 paid for their meal. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.560 Oh really, yes, that's generous. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.360 Well hell hold on, and I go, oh shit, have 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.640 I and she goes, yeah, yours was four dollars. Now 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.520 how much was their? Mine was eight dollars. I don't embellish. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.440 Yours was eight dollars. Theirs was forty five. Wow for 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.000 all their food. So I go, oh shit. The guy 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.320 looks at me and he goes, oh, wish, what's happened? 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.320 And I go, I'm so sorry, mat, I've just paid 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.200 for your food and weird thing to apologize for. And 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.920 he goes to me, thank you so much, mate, thank 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.840 yous me on the shoulder. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:53.520 He thought it was a random act of condon. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.280 I thought it was a pay it forward. He thought 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.600 I was on ellen. Oh so I go, oh no, no, no, no, 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.400 can we please refu that if you don't mind, we'll 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.160 refund it and we'll just sort it out, ah, because 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.360 it just kind of I just felt in the moment. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.200 It was forty five dollars and I said, just refunded, 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.080 and the lady went, you want me to refund it? 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.760 And I said can you? She went yes, it's easy enough, 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:17.440 so she refunded it. I paid mine, and the wife 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.000 then cocked on and goes, thank you, honey, thank you? 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:20.280 Are you? 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.120 Are you traveling too? It's our first time here? And 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.880 I sort of spoke to her and then said, oh no, 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.760 I've it's been. It's been refunded now, so yeah, you'll 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.480 have to you'll have to pay for that. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:30.360 Oh no. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.960 So then they went oh, oh all right, and I 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.520 was so awkward. I just walked off, written Laura, see 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.720 this all happen, And I'm mortified, like they they are 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.440 genuinely mortified. They thought what I should have done was gone, 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.800 you just pay for my eight dollar rap and we'll 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:44.440 call it a day. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.040 Ah, this is tricky. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.680 How do you stand because because ethically I get it. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.760 In the moment, I was stressed, I'd just been on 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.760 a long flight. I just it just came over me. 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:56.080 And now I think about it, I go, fuck, I 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:57.200 should just pay for their meal. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.320 Well, I'm surprised that you didn't take the opportunity to 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.600 look like the good Samaritan. Don't even ask them to 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.440 pay for your eight dollar rap. Oh just go oh, whoops, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.000 I paid for you for you. But it's fine. I 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.960 got this. You guys enjoy. I'm surprised you didn't take 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.720 the opportunity to kind of show off. I'm not made 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.560 of money forty five but I know, but I just 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:19.640 and also a tax right off because you're traveling. True, 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:20.080 Oh my god? 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:20.320 True? 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:20.880 For work? 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.920 Yeah, it is for work. Now, I'm Mitchell. I didn't 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.640