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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: Okay, come on in Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connor Show. Come on in Jackie Boye one in Christian.
Speaker 3: So how was your weekend that the date night crumbled?
Speaker 3: By the way on Friday?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I thought, we know, we took calls, we took so
Speaker 4: long choosing the movie, which filled at the time felt
Speaker 4: so important together.
Speaker 3: So if you miss Friday's show, where the hell were you?
Speaker 3: But on Friday show we were helping Jackie Boye out
Speaker 3: first date night since baby Gordon came along seven eight, eight.
Speaker 5: Weeks down, seven weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so you were going to go and see
Speaker 3: the Nick Cage movie of the Unbearable.
Speaker 4: Weight of Massive Rebellence, raving about it Nick Cage plays himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, First of all, Gordon's eating schedule was out of whack.
Speaker 3: So what do you mean he's only seven weeks old,
Speaker 3: He's not having it like a three course meal.
Speaker 6: Putting in desserts, not eating. He's just sucking. When he's last,
Speaker 6: he can't unlatch. I guess until he's finished, little boy,
Speaker 6: he's eating, and I'm looking at the time, looking at
Speaker 6: my watch. The movies at six point thirty are like,
Speaker 6: we're not going to make it. We're looking to make it.
Speaker 4: He's sucking away, sucking away, And we missed the start
Speaker 4: of the film. So I said, well, we're not going
Speaker 4: to go in, like I hate missing the start. We
Speaker 4: missed the start. I go, well, let's still go to dumplings.
Speaker 4: Then we'll still go into the cinema, pretend we saw
Speaker 4: the movie.
Speaker 5: So was your mom still round to babysick?
Speaker 4: Mom was there? Yeah, but she can't feed Gordon, so
Speaker 4: it's not like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, bring boobies into this first break. At the start,
Speaker 3: he was just throwing up because it's so rousing for him.
Speaker 5: Pervert. Sorry, carry on.
Speaker 4: Then the dumpling place that we were going to eat out,
Speaker 4: which I love the dumplings there, or booking.
Speaker 5: Glass of water or do you need a glass of milk? Sick? Sorry?
Speaker 4: He just told us he went on a date.
Speaker 3: And then back it's her mother's boobies and now wondering
Speaker 3: is like splushing, like, oh my god, I accomplete my luck.
Speaker 5: There's a whole show going to be like this.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, Eve distracted the story anyway as well. Were
Speaker 4: your mom's there, Mom's mom's there, she's at home. Course,
Speaker 4: so we go to get dumplings. Dumplings is booked up.
Speaker 4: We can't eat dumplings. I get suky about it.
Speaker 5: You didn't book the dumpling.
Speaker 4: Place, No, I thought eating Friday night. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 4: don't know anyways booked that's stupid.
Speaker 5: No, No, you should have known. You love the dumpling play.
Speaker 4: So then I got all suki in the jack an.
Speaker 4: So I dropped the anchor back off home.
Speaker 5: And then I wait, you dropped your wife on the
Speaker 5: date night. No where to go?
Speaker 4: There's nowhere to go.
Speaker 3: The mirld tesla gullowing douro opens out like get out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I it was pouring down.
Speaker 3: Go back the doors to your mum. Your mum will
Speaker 3: do with this, You go, oh everything, all right, where's Jack?
Speaker 3: They will then have a chat. They've had many types
Speaker 3: of night riders out there right now, driving in the rain, mumbling, dumping.
Speaker 4: That was my Friday night. I was park in the
Speaker 4: rain eating supermarket sushi. That was my dinner. It wasn't
Speaker 4: even that good.
Speaker 3: That's a line from an Ed Shearing, So isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's actually too good for Ed Shearing. Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Next Weekend the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I actually had two weekends. There was the weekend and
Speaker 3: then there was a weekend. After three o'clock yesterday afternoon
Speaker 3: when I can't name names, I can't say who, you'll
Speaker 3: understand why in a minute they break up to one
Speaker 3: of my daughters show. Yeah, and so do you remember
Speaker 3: something in your teenager and that happens. You're so raw
Speaker 3: you actually don't want your parents to even show any
Speaker 3: compassion like yourself in the room tried that and I said, oh, look,
Speaker 3: why don't we go out for drive? And I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want your pity.
Speaker 5: I'm now standing upset about the breakup.
Speaker 3: I spell the ruin my Sunday and they go up
Speaker 3: to the upstairs the bedroom in the city. O No.
Speaker 3: I thought maybe some humor here can just leave you
Speaker 3: a little bit. Turns out they don't want that either.
Speaker 3: Up to the cave, I got the look back down
Speaker 3: like this, but there was a hood up as well.
Speaker 5: They're all in the cave in the hood.
Speaker 4: Harry pottered to meet.
Speaker 5: And then I give you five minutes to go up
Speaker 5: there and knock on the door. What this is?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: Then I is it okay to come in? Yes, I
Speaker 5: go in and go. Is it anything I get you?
Speaker 5: Do you want to go? Do you want to want
Speaker 5: to watch a movie? You know?
Speaker 3: And i'd lit the fire as not even that wasn't
Speaker 3: that cold yesterday? An excuse a lot of fire, And
Speaker 3: this because I sort of viking movement the day. For
Speaker 3: one o'clock yesterday afternoon, I was lighting a fire outside
Speaker 3: in the fire pit myself.
Speaker 5: There was no one else around around.
Speaker 3: And also if you light a fire outside on a
Speaker 3: Sunday in the middle of the day, people smell it.
Speaker 5: They're like, what's he doing?
Speaker 4: Call the fire again?
Speaker 5: It's not even that calm.
Speaker 3: But anyway, she said I don't want anything, So I
Speaker 3: decided to go and make some hot chocolate anyway, and
Speaker 3: took her up them with the plate of biscuits. And
Speaker 3: even all I got that when I went in there
Speaker 3: was just like leave it on the floor. I can
Speaker 3: slid to the lamps. Leave it on the floor. Anyway,
Speaker 3: ten minutes later I couldn't leave it. I texted her, going,
Speaker 3: how was the hot chocolate?
Speaker 5: Still no reply? Still no reply?
Speaker 3: Now So anyway, before that, I also had a kind
Speaker 3: of epic date night fell on Saturday night. It started,
Speaker 3: first of all, when I said to my wife, look,
Speaker 3: why don't you pick where we go out for dinner,
Speaker 3: because there's too much pressure when I have to pick,
Speaker 3: I just like get so anxious.
Speaker 5: Ad you pick?
Speaker 3: She says, oh, look, someone's recommended this restaurant, and I
Speaker 3: was I had.
Speaker 5: To look online.
Speaker 3: I went, it's really brightly lit. She went on and
Speaker 3: apparently the foods and c went great, let's go. As
Speaker 3: soon as he pulled up outside, you know when you know,
Speaker 3: like this is this is going to be awful. It
Speaker 3: had a three photos of dishes in the window. Yeah
Speaker 3: you know you know, no, no, And it was so
Speaker 3: brightly lit in there, painting or something in there.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of place for takeaway and that you
Speaker 4: don't have a sit down date night in there.
Speaker 5: They look confused.
Speaker 3: When we turned up, they were like takeaway and I
Speaker 3: was like no, and they went. My wife was really
Speaker 3: dressed up as well, because otherwise we were going to
Speaker 3: cinema and I put gold class.
Speaker 5: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: My wife's started to put like an outfit and I said,
Speaker 3: you know, and then we have been to cinema in
Speaker 3: like two is it's in the dark stool. Why are
Speaker 3: you getting all dressed up? Should I some sort of
Speaker 3: snazzy outfit on? And like leather trousers? Look like we'd
Speaker 3: broken down.
Speaker 5: We're like, hell were English?
Speaker 3: She's living food here the rolls rice is broken down.
Speaker 5: And waiting for the ra CV. We're up to see
Speaker 5: downtown Abbey.
Speaker 4: Now you're reading a restaurant with the only other people
Speaker 4: in there are the motorcycle drivers for Uber picking up
Speaker 4: other people's meals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just everyone looking. You could smell like
Speaker 3: perfume and hes right. It's just like are they on
Speaker 3: a date, like a first night? Is it an app
Speaker 3: that's lent me or something? The meal obviously was a
Speaker 3: bit charm.
Speaker 5: So they gold class or it just gets worse? Right.
Speaker 3: I booked for us to go and see The Northman.
Speaker 3: You know, I love a Viking TV show. What's better
Speaker 3: than a two and a half hour let me see violent,
Speaker 3: bloodthirsty Viking revenge movie. You put those things things together
Speaker 3: for me, a Viking movie, then adding a revenge movie.
Speaker 4: How did you even picture?
Speaker 3: To Sarah, well, she also loves watching the Viking things.
Speaker 3: But I just thought that, I sort of said, it's
Speaker 3: also like a love story. It isn't, so she went
Speaker 3: love sty. I all of a sudden told her that
Speaker 3: the only two tickets are that I've found because everything
Speaker 3: was sold out, because it was like Saturday at nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: Primetime was right in the front.
Speaker 3: So you know, when you're have you ever been in
Speaker 3: the front row at the cinema? At least with gold
Speaker 3: class you can put it back. But even so, you're like,
Speaker 3: let's be right there. It's two and a half hours
Speaker 3: of a lot of hacking, and at one moment the
Speaker 3: main character bit it's the throat out of another minking right,
Speaker 3: and we're oh god, I actually thought we were it
Speaker 3: was happening to us. It was so I had Viking
Speaker 3: nightmares or anyway, five minutes in, my wife she's just
Speaker 3: checked out. She goes to me, she goes to me,
Speaker 3: don't tell me you're enjoying this rubbish.
Speaker 5: Oh god, there we go.
Speaker 3: We got two and a half hours, Like, do you
Speaker 3: want to go this is brilliant. At one point she
Speaker 3: just had to pay utility.
Speaker 5: Bills on her phone, would would annoy me.
Speaker 3: An hour later, she's just looking at Instagram feeds and
Speaker 3: horses and ponies. Well, I'm watching more and more hacking
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. You've got to go and see
Speaker 3: The north Man.
Speaker 4: This is my kind of movie to see the Revenge
Speaker 4: of the Farking.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Just a couple of things to be aware of.
Speaker 3: You saw Big Little Lies with Nicole Kidman, and she's
Speaker 3: got that. I've never seen it anyway. The Nicole Kidman's
Speaker 3: in it, and it's quite strange actually because obviously Viking.
Speaker 3: She don't need to know a lot about Viking history,
Speaker 3: but they're, you know, basically set in their Danish and Norwegian.
Speaker 3: Nicole's got an Irish accent for no reason. Then at
Speaker 3: one moment it goes Scottish and then she remembers what
Speaker 3: movie she's in, like she's won on the wrong set,
Speaker 3: and she becomes like a strange Viking.
Speaker 5: She's always gonna.
Speaker 3: She's always got that wide eyed wherever she is, whether
Speaker 3: she's a Viking lady, she's got like three expressions or.
Speaker 4: The Russian meditation lady she was in nine Perfect Strangers.
Speaker 3: When she finally dials in the Viking. It's that Russian
Speaker 3: lady from nine Pervada Father plus from the move from
Speaker 3: the TV show right, which is very very good, Big
Speaker 3: Little Lies. The actor that played her husband in it
Speaker 3: is also in this movie.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 5: He's a star, but he's her sun.
Speaker 3: Now movie And even did the casting directors know they've
Speaker 3: been in something together?
Speaker 5: That's right, they're married. How are they now setting it
Speaker 5: to us?
Speaker 3: It's those two again, but now Irish Scottish Transylvanian kidman
Speaker 3: is now his mum and Ethan Hawk is in it
Speaker 3: as well. It is a great movie, however, it is
Speaker 3: not a Saturday night date night movie.
Speaker 8: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Last week on the show, the Big Talk was all
Speaker 3: about front loaders versus top loaders after Jackie Boy decided
Speaker 3: go and get himself a top loader?
Speaker 5: Got it and how was it? Over the weekend used it.
Speaker 4: It is the superior direction to face the whole of
Speaker 4: your washing machine. Tom, Yeah, three reasons why you can
Speaker 4: put it.
Speaker 5: We got a YouTube coming up.
Speaker 3: Wow alf the time you're sort of dozing when I
Speaker 3: come to you. And then the over prepared when I.
Speaker 5: Don't need to be.
Speaker 3: For three reasons, actually want this with his first finger.
Speaker 5: Number one. Al right, teacher, how many reasons you are?
Speaker 5: I want all three now, don't waste any of them,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 4: The obvious one is you don't have to crouch down
Speaker 4: to put the clothes in, so you're just putting him in.
Speaker 5: The top So that is a good one.
Speaker 4: Actually, second one is you can lift the lid at
Speaker 4: anytime and throw more clothes in. Can't do it with
Speaker 4: the front loader because it locks you out. Because the water.
Speaker 5: What is it doing them?
Speaker 3: Because obviously apparently uses load more water as he found
Speaker 3: out last week and the extensive course, we thought it
Speaker 3: was okay to play it.
Speaker 4: But we have no stone unturned about the top loader.
Speaker 3: There's no opinion we need to air anymore about the
Speaker 3: whole washing machine front versus top loaders.
Speaker 5: I thought he used a lot of water. Is it
Speaker 5: all going to go flying everywhere?
Speaker 4: No? No, you, I mean it stopped spinning. Obviously when
Speaker 4: you lift the lid, you don't have to just chuck
Speaker 4: it in while it's rotating, right, So it stops it spinning.
Speaker 4: And then the third one is for some.
Speaker 5: By the way to the closor stick to the side
Speaker 5: they do like the GRAVI oh my god, it can
Speaker 5: you not watch that? I just want to watch that
Speaker 5: for a bit.
Speaker 4: And the third one is I don't know how it happens,
Speaker 4: but the clothes are dryer when the load is finished,
Speaker 4: as if it's like spinning the water off because it's
Speaker 4: spinning so fast.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 4: And now.
Speaker 5: I think that's the simpleton to believe that.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's actually I realized.
Speaker 5: About chatting to wide eyed people like you. It's like
Speaker 5: a cult.
Speaker 4: A few times, I know it is.
Speaker 3: If you've got a top loader loader, you are one
Speaker 3: of those people. You're all wide eyed and you're trying
Speaker 3: to get recruits.
Speaker 4: A few times I put my hand in when it
Speaker 4: was done, I thought, oh, did I not turn this on?
Speaker 3: This the top loader marketing board?
Speaker 5: Hang on? Did I even am I wearing these clothes? Alright? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Gone email last week about top loaders and frontloaders from
Speaker 3: another wide eyed cult member of the top loader Brigade.
Speaker 3: But there is the surname of a lovely email Haddock,
Speaker 3: Julie Haddock.
Speaker 5: Here's what we want to do over the next couple days.
Speaker 5: Can we do the alphabet our aids Z. This week
Speaker 5: of listeners with animals, mammals, amphibians, anything that would be
Speaker 5: on Noah's Ark?
Speaker 3: Do you have a surname of an animal that would
Speaker 3: be on Noah's Ark? So we've got Julie Haddock. I've
Speaker 3: got a friend who's called Linda Pike.
Speaker 4: Okay, so the sea's filling up quickly.
Speaker 5: Hey, we got we got the Pike.
Speaker 3: The ultimate win for me this week is we held
Speaker 3: as one caller who's got a Simian surname any member
Speaker 3: of the Simeon family. Where that's Oronga Tongue or Chris Kapuchin,
Speaker 3: Terry mccac.
Speaker 4: The lines are lighting up right now.
Speaker 9: They are.
Speaker 5: They're coming in on and don't be shy Simeon's surname people,
Speaker 5: this one's for you. Do you know anyone with an
Speaker 5: animal mammal?
Speaker 4: Alaphebian I can only think of another fish one Paul
Speaker 4: Salmon who played for Essenon.
Speaker 5: That's three to start with. We've got plenty of fishy ones.
Speaker 8: Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy not with us on today's show. She's dealing with
Speaker 3: some family stuff at the moment. She's well daughter as well,
Speaker 3: hust and swell to some family stuff. I know maybe
Speaker 3: one who wears she's especially because breakfast aread in this country.
Speaker 3: If they're on the show, they've probably been fired. So
Speaker 3: just to reassure you, she's not. She's not been fired.
Speaker 3: Patsy does the firing. By the way, around here, we
Speaker 3: don't we don't. You don't fire Patsy. She fires you
Speaker 3: from her actual cannon. Just quickly I caught I called
Speaker 3: our producer yesterday, so I guess I bet that because
Speaker 3: I spoke to Patsy in it, and I thought i'd
Speaker 3: better let our producer Tom know. You know that I've
Speaker 3: just given Patsy more or less the week of put
Speaker 3: it in his form whatever you have to do that
Speaker 3: or spreadsheet, clipboard he carries around and the Stopwatch irang him.
Speaker 3: And this is exactly how the conversation I went. I said, hey, look,
Speaker 3: Patsy's got to deal some stuff. She I think she'd
Speaker 3: be off for us this week.
Speaker 5: But and he went yeah, and I could hear this.
Speaker 5: I guess it's now a bad time or something. I
Speaker 5: could tell him. It was obviously programming micro awave.
Speaker 3: Somebody's like no, no, I just had to I've just been
Speaker 3: home alone all weekend with the puppy.
Speaker 5: You know that dogs like the worst thing. That's who
Speaker 5: doesn't love. They are hard work.
Speaker 4: But come on, it's just a puppy. To be the
Speaker 4: most joyful man.
Speaker 5: It's just a puppy. Okay, it's just a puppy.
Speaker 3: Was like, this has been me and the puppy a weekend,
Speaker 3: and I went, okay, anyway, tomorrow's show and he goes
Speaker 3: to be honest, I haven't got a load for you.
Speaker 5: Bet you what he said. I went, all right, well,
Speaker 5: i'll see you in the morning. I guess. Anyway. That's
Speaker 5: why I'm now asking you. Do you have a surname
Speaker 5: of an animal?
Speaker 3: That's what happens, Yes, ages of animal surnames.
Speaker 5: This all comes from an email one of.
Speaker 3: You sent me last week. I always have a spy
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the email, mainly for your job
Speaker 3: title who you work for, because I've noticed like that.
Speaker 3: And then I saw the name Julie Haddock, and I thought,
Speaker 3: can we are there other listeners out there and have
Speaker 3: surnames of animals.
Speaker 5: Judy's actually heard all this. Good morning, Judy, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you Christian empty?
Speaker 3: We're very very good this morning. Obviously Jack is now joined.
Speaker 3: He's a top loader.
Speaker 8: Oh, yes, very.
Speaker 5: Bad, very bad.
Speaker 4: You don't like the teploader.
Speaker 5: No, I haven't had one for years. Oh, I'm a
Speaker 5: front loader.
Speaker 4: I'm coming into the top loader world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Judy's got a front loader where you can press
Speaker 3: a button that says add garment mid wash.
Speaker 5: Don't care, are you Tim? Anyway? Judy? How can we
Speaker 5: have you? So we've already got your name, Judy Haddock?
Speaker 10: Well, yes, I just wanted to ring in personally. And
Speaker 10: I did have a specialist in Brisbane whose name was,
Speaker 10: as you said it, Chris Pike.
Speaker 5: There is a special a Dr Pike dtor Pike sounds
Speaker 5: up on the Wiggles dotor Pike and then there's a
Speaker 5: fishy little song about Dr Pike. Judy had it. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much for telling us about Dr Pike. You
Speaker 5: have a great day and you thanks Judy. Thanks your
Speaker 5: email last week.
Speaker 10: Bye, that's all right, bye, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Tim, good morning.
Speaker 8: Okay, I've got a mate name James Lamb l im
Speaker 8: B gotcha.
Speaker 3: Yep, thanks for happening. Jack out, we're spelling Lamb. He's
Speaker 3: about silent in there.
Speaker 5: It's funny, Tim. Thank you very much. Give us a call.
Speaker 5: You have a good week. Thank you, mane gotcha.
Speaker 3: Uh Stephen, good morning, Stephen, Good morning, Christian, Stephen.
Speaker 5: You had a good weekend. What is your animal surname?
Speaker 5: My surname is a Dea Stephen.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the r Yes, Stephen Deare.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for your surname. Have a good week, buddy,
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 5: Neil, good morning, Neil.
Speaker 12: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: A buddy, God, we got just about here you where
Speaker 5: are you right now? In fil down? And well, yes,
Speaker 5: I'm like that on the work again. Where do you work?
Speaker 5: I'm a truck driver, gotcha.
Speaker 12: I'm waiting for those lads you boused to close up.
Speaker 5: And my last name is Cockrel, the cockrow cock what
Speaker 5: a name? Yes, the fu.
Speaker 12: If you call me cocky, I'll know you know me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly cocky. Got ya, gotcha.
Speaker 3: We've done it all in now we've got all the
Speaker 3: possible variations.
Speaker 5: Now the Cockrell, lovely to meet you, the Cockrell.
Speaker 10: Have a good day.
Speaker 3: They turned up with that trailer so you can get
Speaker 3: it hitched up and on the road.
Speaker 12: They're just they're trying it down.
Speaker 10: I'm too lazy to do it. I'm the lazy car.
Speaker 5: Sleepy.
Speaker 3: Well leave that world all right now now cockrel, everyone
Speaker 3: has left the show. Graham, Graham. Graham. Producers were very excited.
Speaker 3: They said, you need to speak to Graham. Okay, Graham,
Speaker 3: what is your surname.
Speaker 5: My surname is Gibbons.
Speaker 3: You're great, Gibbons. What a great name. I prayed that
Speaker 3: we'd have a simeon surname. I didn't know we get
Speaker 3: it so quickly.
Speaker 5: Gream Gibbons and tell me this mister.
Speaker 3: Given when you're like booking tables or do anything, or
Speaker 3: booking airline tickets, people think you're joking with that name.
Speaker 5: No, I haven't ever really experienced that.
Speaker 12: I did.
Speaker 3: Forgetting early high school.
Speaker 5: Phone lines arout on here. Sorry, but we spoke to
Speaker 5: Graham Gibbons there.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Would you recognize your mum's voice? If you recognize your
Speaker 3: mum this week as we play that's my mum. As
Speaker 3: we count down to Mother's Day this Sunday. This Sunday
Speaker 3: Mother's Day, you can win one thousand dollars to spend
Speaker 3: at Binglee. We're simply going to play out each day
Speaker 3: a little bit of one of your mum's talking. You
Speaker 3: need to try and recognize your mum.
Speaker 5: First. Mum is coming up in five minutes time. Now.
Speaker 5: Rio normally sings.
Speaker 3: A little theme tunes for various things that we do
Speaker 3: on the show, the features that we do on the show.
Speaker 5: He was off last week with COVID.
Speaker 3: He's all fine. Now he's back in with us today
Speaker 3: while he was off. And this is like I was
Speaker 3: saying earlier with radio, whether you've got COVID or just
Speaker 3: a day off, it's like similar sharks and these waters.
Speaker 3: People will just jump in your grave. Seriously, pennies from
Speaker 3: a dead man's eyes. Caitlyn producer, Caitlyn, I don't even
Speaker 3: know this. Casey wasn't in again today, she was. I'm
Speaker 3: good to go if he's not going to be around permanently.
Speaker 3: I'm also like a Swiss armon Ice Christian. She's new
Speaker 3: on the team.
Speaker 5: She's sung the theme too, asked made this.
Speaker 11: They call her Bell, they call her Stacey, they call
Speaker 11: her Joe, they call her suit.
Speaker 5: There's my mom, there's my mom. Don't like she had
Speaker 5: another one. And then Krie Boberca here it again.
Speaker 11: They call her Bell, they call her Stacey. They call
Speaker 11: her Joe, they call her suit there's my mom, there's
Speaker 11: my mom.
Speaker 4: Where's the last where's the last one?
Speaker 5: No one goes.
Speaker 3: However, Rio has come back strong. He's heard this. He's
Speaker 3: gone into the recording studio. This is all just in
Speaker 3: the last half an hour the scenes here behind the show.
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's that's that's that's that's that's, that's.
Speaker 5: All right. Stand by five minutes time? Is it your mom?
Speaker 1: Is that my mom?
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Speaker 2: A bing me Carl Brener, you're listening to the Christian
Speaker 2: Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Mother's Day this Sunday. You need to get two gifts?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do. Yeah, I didn't think of that's
Speaker 4: the spirit.
Speaker 5: Oh Bobby enthusiasm. That's the guy. I want the studio
Speaker 5: with me. Come on sleep, Joe.
Speaker 4: I guess you can get him at the same time, like,
Speaker 4: go down to the flare shot, gets some for mum,
Speaker 4: gets on for the new Mompanco.
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Speaker 3: Lee today. So we're playing a game it's called That's
Speaker 3: My Mom. Not one but two producers on the show
Speaker 3: jocking in position to be the official theme tune to this.
Speaker 3: We have this unprompted one from producer Caitlin.
Speaker 11: They call her mom, they call her Joe, they call
Speaker 11: her suit. There's my mom, there's my mom.
Speaker 5: You hear it? You hear that? How got be bothered?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure this is that good? Rio has come
Speaker 3: back from COVID. You can't keep the kid away from COVID.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 9: That's mom, that's my that's my mom.
Speaker 1: That's my that's my that's my, that's my mom.
Speaker 5: He's ruin. This week, we're going to play out one
Speaker 5: of your mom's. You've got to guess who your mom
Speaker 5: is where You've got to claim your mom within an hour,
Speaker 5: and you wear in one thousand dollars to spend at
Speaker 5: being Lee. First, the first mystery mom, Oh, mystery mom,
Speaker 5: Mystery mo, mystery mom? Who is it? It's me? Mystery mum?
Speaker 5: Is this one? Is this your mum?
Speaker 12: My children still live at home, so.
Speaker 5: They all live at home, all right? You all live
Speaker 5: at home?
Speaker 3: Be all good if you don't claim your mom by eighty,
Speaker 3: not this morning, because you're back here in today.
Speaker 5: Is this your mom?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: My children still live at home?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: So if you recognize that is your mum, call us
Speaker 3: right now, win one thousand dollars to spend being lead.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: So far, how sad?
Speaker 3: So a little mum's lost in lost property, No one's
Speaker 3: come to claim her.
Speaker 5: Is this your mom?
Speaker 12: Oh, my children still live at home?
Speaker 5: Maybe this might n's your memory?
Speaker 10: One of my children was can siege in a cabin?
Speaker 5: Were you conceived in a cabin? Your mom's telling us
Speaker 5: all about it right now now four one four four
Speaker 5: three Claim your mom by.
Speaker 4: Eight although would you know where you were conceived? I
Speaker 4: wouldn't know where I was conceived, No.
Speaker 5: And I won't want to know either, But that mum
Speaker 5: was happy to tell us and everyone this morning.
Speaker 10: One of my children was conceive in a cabin.
Speaker 3: Play that clip a lot. If you don't call in,
Speaker 3: tell us who that is? By the way.
Speaker 5: Four one four one o four three. Amazing scenes over
Speaker 5: the weekends at the Home of Democracy in the UK
Speaker 5: and the British government, which is the Houses of Parliament
Speaker 5: where all the MPs who have been elected to conduct
Speaker 5: business in democracy and using there an amazing entitlement to
Speaker 5: vote and have saying how the country and the constituencies
Speaker 5: affairs are run, do important work. Yes, they're supposed to
Speaker 5: be better than us.
Speaker 3: One of them, Neil Parrish, a politician that no one
Speaker 3: had ever heard of before in the UK, now is
Speaker 3: a name all over the world because he got caught
Speaker 3: looking at pornography on his phone whilst in session, whilst
Speaker 3: waiting to vote on important sort of you know, parliamentary
Speaker 3: matters looking at pornography on his phone. If you're going
Speaker 3: to do that, sir, wait wait, how morny are you?
Speaker 3: Was it incredingly arousing topic?
Speaker 5: You will get? Well, I can't, I can't wait. You
Speaker 5: know there are people around watching.
Speaker 3: I mean anyway, look, you know everyone saw around the
Speaker 3: worlds going oh my god, Wow, he's he's come out.
Speaker 3: There's a real legit thing here. It's it's not, honestly,
Speaker 3: it's not what I think. Turns out he was Look
Speaker 3: what he was googling was tractors and accidentally took him
Speaker 3: to a site he's actually is he's he is saying,
Speaker 3: this is what happened.
Speaker 5: He was googling tractors because he loves a bit tractor porn, right, and.
Speaker 4: You're not working, by the way, if you googling tractors.
Speaker 3: He googled tractors. This is what he's actually said. He's
Speaker 3: obviously had a meeting with Image consultants. Baris Johnson said, look,
Speaker 3: we've had enough scandal in this party. You know, I
Speaker 3: accidentally turned up a party at my own house. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know it's a party. You can't be doing
Speaker 3: on that new phone. We need a water type thing.
Speaker 5: Here that the publicly could go Oh, that's fair. The
Speaker 5: best they could go up.
Speaker 3: He was googling tractors and he accidentally clicked on a
Speaker 3: video for porn actors. Tractors actors, Jack, can you just
Speaker 3: google now put it in there like Neil Parrish. Let's
Speaker 3: just hear him out. This is him in an interview
Speaker 3: by the way over the weekend.
Speaker 5: Poor guy. It's gone all round or it's been grilled.
Speaker 13: So is your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing?
Speaker 7: Yes, then I'll explain to you exactly what it is.
Speaker 7: The situation was that I. Funnily enough, it was tractor
Speaker 7: as I was looking at, and so I did get
Speaker 7: into another website that had a sort of very similar name,
Speaker 7: and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't
Speaker 7: have done.
Speaker 3: Then, right, First of all we said no, it's just
Speaker 3: a one off thing. Then later on what they got
Speaker 3: it's like? Then I didn't go back and have another look.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, it was a really hot looking
Speaker 3: John Dere. I mean, wow, we have you seen a
Speaker 3: combine harvester?
Speaker 5: They gave me hot so Jack. What happens if you
Speaker 5: actually just google tractors?
Speaker 4: You get John Deere Australia, you get bot, you get
Speaker 4: so detractors, you get farm Atmachinery Sales dot Com.
Speaker 3: No naked people, people doing adult things like plowing each
Speaker 3: other's fields.
Speaker 4: No, I've turned off the safe search as well, so
Speaker 4: anything should be coming on you usually have that.
Speaker 5: Luckily he knew how to do that work.
Speaker 4: There is nothing, at least on Google homepage that would
Speaker 4: take you to a pornographic site.
Speaker 13: So is your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing?
Speaker 7: Yes, and I'll explain to you exactly what it is. Okay,
Speaker 7: the situation was that. I. Funnily enough, it was tractor
Speaker 7: as I was looking at, and so I did get
Speaker 7: into another website that had a sort of very similar name,
Speaker 7: and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't
Speaker 7: have done.
Speaker 5: Believe, these are two adults.
Speaker 3: I love the journalists who goes, okay, like we're really
Speaker 3: going to do this? Are you really going for the
Speaker 3: tractor thing? Because they told me that apparently you were. Okay,
Speaker 3: just have this in the gat ghosts Okay, we're doing
Speaker 3: so is.
Speaker 13: Your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing?
Speaker 7: Yes, then I'll explain to you exactly what it is. Okay,
Speaker 7: the situation was that. Funnily enough, it was as I
Speaker 7: was looking at, and so I did get into another
Speaker 7: website that had a sort of very similar name, and
Speaker 7: I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't have done.
Speaker 3: The other thing I needed about because this clip here,
Speaker 3: it looks like he's caught on the way there to
Speaker 3: sort of sell this thing.
Speaker 5: He's wearing farming gear. It's to prove how he's coming character.
Speaker 3: The image consults that work must just go hang on
Speaker 3: a minute, let's just put some straw behind your ear.
Speaker 3: So I'll just come up on the far right now
Speaker 3: to excuse my muddy Wellington. So I've got here, all right,
Speaker 3: So we won this morning. What have you been caught
Speaker 3: out at work doing?
Speaker 5: Not that?
Speaker 3: Okay, if you've been caught doing that, we don't want
Speaker 3: to hear about it. Okay, what have you been caught doing?
Speaker 3: Ninety four one four one oh four three? What is
Speaker 3: you're looking for? Tractors? Accidentally? The funny thing was as
Speaker 3: tractors porn actors.
Speaker 5: It's very easy.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every day this week, one thousand dollars up for grabs
Speaker 3: for you to spend at binglee as we play that's
Speaker 3: my mom.
Speaker 9: That's that's mom, that's my, that's far mom, that's my
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Speaker 3: We've been chatting to some of your moms. Would you
Speaker 3: recognize your mom from a voice alone? If so, you
Speaker 3: win one thousand dollars twenty five minutes ago to try
Speaker 3: and claim this morning's mom.
Speaker 5: No one's claimed this mum. Is this your mum? She
Speaker 5: has three kids? You all still live at home. You're
Speaker 5: in your twenties.
Speaker 12: Oh, my children still live at home.
Speaker 5: One of you is made in a cabin.
Speaker 10: One of my children was can see in a cabin.
Speaker 10: One of my children's name rhymes WITHO.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 4: Even if it doesn't sound like your mum, call up
Speaker 4: and try. It's a thousand buck.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: One of my children has broken their colar bone three times.
Speaker 3: All right, if that is your mum, give us a
Speaker 3: call nine four one four one O four three. Been
Speaker 3: asking this morning after the British MP who was caught
Speaker 3: looking at pornography on his phone has said no that
Speaker 3: any It's an easy, easy mistake to make. I was
Speaker 3: looking for tractors and n actually got led into a
Speaker 3: exciting website with pawn actors. Or ask you what did
Speaker 3: you get caught out of work doing? Perry who works
Speaker 3: on this show, you used to have a job before
Speaker 3: he joined us with JB.
Speaker 5: High Fine.
Speaker 3: He was told off by his manager for eating cold
Speaker 3: cuts of meat at his desk.
Speaker 4: He ran the camera's apartment as well. So I just
Speaker 4: imagine these greasy fingers.
Speaker 5: As he's such showing you how the new Nikon works.
Speaker 3: Oh sori, A little bit of salami dust left on
Speaker 3: that one and I just lick it off, don't worry.
Speaker 5: I was the thing about cold meats.
Speaker 3: I love cold mits, but they belong in an environment
Speaker 3: and a context.
Speaker 5: Don't they strong? At home? Some of Jbhigh five?
Speaker 3: Even though they're cabinets, aren't they the moment you go
Speaker 3: and go, you're gonna smell peppered cured meats.
Speaker 5: Aren't you hanging in the air well?
Speaker 8: Christian Connell's show podcast, This is a Mum?
Speaker 5: Is it your mum? Oh?
Speaker 12: My children still live at home?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Three, the three of you. You're in your twenties.
Speaker 5: You live at home with this mum.
Speaker 10: One of my children was can see in a cabin
Speaker 10: One of my children's name rhymes with blake.
Speaker 3: Snake rhymes with snake. Sounds like it Because no one's
Speaker 3: called in forty one minutes Flake. I feel sorry for
Speaker 3: this mum Jack. She's gonna be sat by the radio
Speaker 3: thinking she must be listening right, thinking they're going to
Speaker 3: guess who I am in a minute?
Speaker 5: Are they in the house? All they up? Yet they're
Speaker 5: all in their twenties.
Speaker 4: I was worried last week that people were cheat that
Speaker 4: the mom would just tell their children calling on Monday,
Speaker 4: I'm going to be on no. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 4: I wish she did. She becau I'm sorry for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one thousand bucks up for grabs to spend at Bingley.
Speaker 5: If that is your mom, there is a mum who
Speaker 5: hasn't been claimed. It's heartbreaking. It's mother and Sunday this weekend.
Speaker 10: One of my children's name rhymes with La.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll give you another clue. That mum is
Speaker 5: called Gillian.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Heartbreaking scenes today. I even say what the mum is called.
Speaker 3: Not one of Gillian's three kids who all live at home,
Speaker 3: you're all in your twenties, have called in to say, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: my mum is called Jillian.
Speaker 5: I'm as your chance. I am here.
Speaker 4: If you know somebody who has a mum called Jillian,
Speaker 4: just tell them to call the show in the next
Speaker 4: thirteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Winter thousand bucks sad times today on day one off,
Speaker 3: that's my mum bing Leah loving this. They haven't got
Speaker 3: to give away a thousand months today. This carries on
Speaker 3: by the end of the week. We just have five
Speaker 3: very upset moms, no winners.
Speaker 4: And being laid pockets all the carriy.
Speaker 3: So how do you get on their longest road trip
Speaker 3: so far with little seven week old baby Gordon.
Speaker 4: We stripped him in and went out to Yarra Glenn,
Speaker 4: beautiful part of Melton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we still at there a couple of times. It's
Speaker 3: stunning in there, those beautiful wide open space.
Speaker 4: Out near Hillsville. We went to a country footage match
Speaker 4: and he was actually pretty good for his long car trip,
Speaker 4: over an hour in the car, so at worried about it.
Speaker 4: He slept on the way there, He slept at the game.
Speaker 4: He was great, chatting to everybody.
Speaker 5: But then do you worry you're going to pay the
Speaker 5: price in the evening.
Speaker 4: That's the thing coming back, you know, it gets to
Speaker 4: that itchy time of night where he's always stressed, like
Speaker 4: six o'clock, Yeah, witching our Honestly, it is because something
Speaker 4: clicks in him. He's like, I'm not happy anymore. Nothing's changing.
Speaker 5: It's all so delicate.
Speaker 3: Just one little thing that you do, like one degree
Speaker 3: that you've done slightly different during the day. Haw's a
Speaker 3: dramatic consequence.
Speaker 4: And they go. He can go from smiling to what
Speaker 4: seems like the greatest pain in the world within a
Speaker 4: milli seconds. So he flicked that switch on Saturday as
Speaker 4: we're getting into the car and like, oh no, we
Speaker 4: got an hour ahead of us, and he's already getting
Speaker 4: in the car. Grumpy Bank is sitting in the back
Speaker 4: with him. He's screaming, he's cracked it. I just want
Speaker 4: to get home because I'm starving. I'm really hungry. But
Speaker 4: that's the way you're saying he's cracked.
Speaker 3: He's seven weeks old, can't even hold his head straight
Speaker 3: up yet, control his pals.
Speaker 5: But he knows how to crack it.
Speaker 4: He has he's well and truly threw the toys out
Speaker 4: of the cot.
Speaker 3: And did he poop himself a well, because sometimes when
Speaker 3: they're really angry, it's like they summon a poop and
Speaker 3: then you're driving along you're like, you know, you didn't
Speaker 3: need to look around.
Speaker 5: There's a smell that fills the coat. Oh god, we'll
Speaker 5: pull over somewhere and change it.
Speaker 4: All of the above. He sink he's hungry. I'm hungry.
Speaker 3: Everybody's As an adult, if you cracked it, and there's
Speaker 3: part of that, you actually saw it was yourself. You
Speaker 3: didn't like the takeaway, you didn't want to go and
Speaker 3: seek and let dinner party while you're there. You cracked
Speaker 3: it so bad you actually saw yourself Dave, we've spoken
Speaker 3: about this, go and change your pants.
Speaker 4: Well, that dumpling place I told you was booked on
Speaker 4: Friday night was.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: Well, so we're driving home. We still got more than
Speaker 4: an hour ago, and he's got to pull over to feed,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I'm hungry too, But I
Speaker 4: guess he's hungry outweighs my hunger for well.
Speaker 3: Done, well done, don't guess. It does take the guess
Speaker 3: work out of.
Speaker 5: Being the dad.
Speaker 4: So we pull into some random car park. It's a
Speaker 4: basketball court in Diamond Creek, and we're about to feed him.
Speaker 4: I get out of the car to help him get
Speaker 4: onto banker and feed. As I'm getting out of the car,
Speaker 4: I smell the unmistakable scent of a sausage sizzle heaven Sin.
Speaker 5: Suddenly everything's okay.
Speaker 4: A sausage from God Gord and feeds. I go up
Speaker 4: and get two sausages. I eat them in the time
Speaker 4: he's still feeding another twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: I've made your proper sort of that's all even wants.
Speaker 3: A snag white bread onions.
Speaker 4: Perfect, it's you bunning snag. It just happens to be
Speaker 4: this time for the Diamond Valley Eagles.
Speaker 5: Old tap or did you have cash?
Speaker 4: Even had cash on? Everything was sinking up. Twenty minutes later,
Speaker 4: he's still feeding. It takes him about half an hour
Speaker 4: to feed. Made room for a third one three sausages.
Speaker 3: Yes, don't you find in that moment when there's just
Speaker 3: the unexpected thing a little it's a sliver of joy, right,
Speaker 3: And when a day looked like it was running away
Speaker 3: from you. That's better than going to a restaurant. You've
Speaker 3: had book for six weeks and going up for a
Speaker 3: big meal. It actually means more to you.
Speaker 4: You're right, a pricing meal couldn't even outdo like seven
Speaker 4: fifty dollars seven dollars fifty worth of sausages. And it's
Speaker 4: probably the best meal I've had since the start of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 5: And Gordon gets a feed as well.
Speaker 3: It's when when coming up next, one of the worst
Speaker 3: things to do to do with shopping I had to
Speaker 3: do early Saturday morning.
Speaker 5: I tell you what it is next.
Speaker 8: Carl Breer, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast, Day one on. That's my Mum. We got this
Speaker 5: be so easy. Jack seriously was worried in a.
Speaker 3: Meeting we had about this last week that we'd be
Speaker 3: defrauded of all these fake kids calling in claiming for
Speaker 3: mums sadly what we thought we'd do, and we are
Speaker 3: still been doing this every day this week we'll play
Speaker 3: out a voice of a mum and you've got to
Speaker 3: work out or guess, well, that's my mum. So so
Speaker 3: far this morning of the last sort of fifty odd minutes, super.
Speaker 12: Plane this, Oh, my children still live at home.
Speaker 3: She's been telling us bits about her family, the three
Speaker 3: kids all at home in the twenties.
Speaker 10: One of my children's name rhymes with now.
Speaker 5: When we getting on like a house some fie.
Speaker 10: One of my children was can see in a cabin.
Speaker 3: So all of that just goes out into the ether, nothing,
Speaker 3: no idea. Then I go, she's called Chillian. Oh that's
Speaker 3: my mom. People are calling in. Now I get a
Speaker 3: feeling this will set the tone for the week. Catherine,
Speaker 3: is that your mom?
Speaker 10: No, Gillian's not my mum, but I will gladly adopt
Speaker 10: her for a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh it's not a doctor mom.
Speaker 3: We're not running some scheme sponsor a mum for underprivileged moms.
Speaker 5: But Catherine, thank you for caring. No worries cor old Jilliant,
Speaker 5: never get involved in this, Stephanie. Yes, Stephanie, is that
Speaker 5: your mom?
Speaker 10: That is one hundred percent my mom?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 5: It is? Tell me tell me her name.
Speaker 10: Her name is Jillian, surname Nick.
Speaker 5: That is your mom.
Speaker 1: That's your mom. That's that's my that's my mom.
Speaker 3: That's my old Jill follow fifty five minutes for you
Speaker 3: to get your stuff together?
Speaker 5: What tipped it? Was it me simply saying her name's Gillian. No,
Speaker 5: it wasn't. Actually what was it? What was it?
Speaker 12: Steph So both of my brothers so flake rhymes are
Speaker 12: blake yep.
Speaker 10: My brother has broken his collarbone three times, one falling
Speaker 10: out of bed, which obviously means how high is that bed?
Speaker 12: Very high?
Speaker 10: No, it's a normal bed.
Speaker 12: It's a normal bed.
Speaker 5: Great, your mom is your bore MoMA. We've got a
Speaker 5: hold of her now. Jillian. Hello, Jillian, finally one of
Speaker 5: your three kids are still living home.
Speaker 3: Recognize you, Stephanie, Hello, sweet Hi?
Speaker 9: Hell?
Speaker 12: Are you God help you?
Speaker 10: I can't believe it. I've been talking about this all
Speaker 10: weekend and you just got through, just got through.
Speaker 5: There is no one else corning it.
Speaker 4: No one was claiming your jail the lines were wide open. Y.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry for your Jillian. So you've won one thousand
Speaker 3: dollars suspend at Bingley. So hopefully you can treat mum
Speaker 3: this Sunday and three of you can take her out Stephanie.
Speaker 8: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of you after hearing about
Speaker 3: the snag story ten minutes ago, text it in. Some
Speaker 3: of have even taken to email, which takes time and
Speaker 3: effort or one to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we hear that Jack had not.
Speaker 3: One, not two, but three snags while his wife was breastfeeding.
Speaker 3: Did be Anchor get any snags? Did you get any
Speaker 3: for her?
Speaker 4: Yes, be anchored. I did one of the original sausages
Speaker 4: I got for her, but she couldn't eat it while
Speaker 4: she's feeding him, Because I would have.
Speaker 5: Had they say us guys can't multi dusk.
Speaker 4: I would have had to feed her the sausage to see.
Speaker 3: I would pay good money to watch her man feeding
Speaker 3: a snatch's wife.
Speaker 5: She's press feeding looking for tractors.
Speaker 4: She was able to get a sassage after the phoenix.
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Speaker 3: Generic Show with a man who has a really it's
Speaker 3: getting louder and louder, rumbling tummy, What actually is going on?
Speaker 3: I know when our stomachs make that noise. Is it
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Speaker 5: What is it that?
Speaker 4: I don't even feel that hungry, but the groans are
Speaker 4: really loud.
Speaker 5: It was just that they're getting more frequents. Are you okay?
Speaker 4: I feel fine? I honestly feel fine. I can't control it,
Speaker 4: do you? Yeah? But I can wait till after the show.
Speaker 4: I don't need to go straight away.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure you can.
Speaker 3: I'm worried that there might be an Amber and Johnny
Speaker 3: situation and you might be dropping a grumpy on your
Speaker 3: time wist is shortly? Are you sure you don't need
Speaker 3: to go to toilet?
Speaker 4: I don't, please? Please play on?
Speaker 14: I thought that some human being and actually drop da
Speaker 14: grumpy burn term onto the bed.
Speaker 5: I don't think i'll ever ever tiring of hearing that.
Speaker 3: All right, So at the weekend, I do something which
Speaker 3: we all hate to do. You hate the person in
Speaker 3: front of you in a queue if they're doing this.
Speaker 3: I had to take something back to a retail outlet.
Speaker 4: It's just an I thought you never did. I thought
Speaker 4: you were like me and just you wear the cost
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: No, not anymore, not since a trip to England or
Speaker 3: money's or money's house load must be retrieved. England has
Speaker 3: broken the bank balance. I actually got a phone call
Speaker 3: tomorrow with the bank to go through things. Several times
Speaker 3: they put freezers on the credit card in London. I
Speaker 3: had to ring a ring my bank in Australia to go, no, no,
Speaker 3: we really are really are hammering that credit card. Please
Speaker 3: release it or we can't come back. So now I
Speaker 3: got up. It's awful things to take, and especially when
Speaker 3: it's clothing back, because I was. It was I got
Speaker 3: two hoodies right, and I was too lazy to try
Speaker 3: them on. So I thought I'd get medium and large
Speaker 3: and just give the kids the one that didn't fit
Speaker 3: me right. Neither of them fitted me right. I don't
Speaker 3: know what cube when they thought could get into them.
Speaker 3: So it's just the pain. You've got to take it back.
Speaker 3: I tried to actually offer. I tried to see if
Speaker 3: my wife would do it. I said, actually, you're you're
Speaker 3: going near Why she went, what.
Speaker 5: Is it to do? Take it back?
Speaker 3: And she went, I'm not doing that. No one takes
Speaker 3: something back for another human being. That is the path
Speaker 3: you must walk down a load. So I was so annoyed.
Speaker 3: I thought, this is going to hang over. I'm going
Speaker 3: to get it done. A weekend. I got up and
Speaker 3: I got into the very familiar department store at nine am,
Speaker 3: so there was there was literally no one around and
Speaker 3: to go there, and I said the woman, Hey, look,
Speaker 3: I just want to exchange that they don't fit.
Speaker 4: Did you go that early because you didn't want to
Speaker 4: be seen?
Speaker 5: No? No, I just wanted I didn't want the queue.
Speaker 3: I can't stand I can't stand it when I'm queueing
Speaker 3: and there's someone in front of you and you know that,
Speaker 3: Oh god, they're getting stuff out the carrier bag. It's
Speaker 3: a refund. They get that receipt out. And why why
Speaker 3: is no one trained on the till to just give
Speaker 3: a refund as well?
Speaker 5: Seriously, why are they going to go and get Steve?
Speaker 5: On this case? She had to call someone called Todd.
Speaker 5: She goes, well, I have to call Todd, and I went,
Speaker 5: who's here? Is that a mate?
Speaker 4: And sometimes he a fan of the show?
Speaker 5: Who's Todd?
Speaker 4: Sometimes they do the refund over the loudspeaker, so refund
Speaker 4: on us six so that everybody knows this cheap's case
Speaker 4: is trying to bring his back.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I get them out, and i'd ripped the
Speaker 3: tags off them.
Speaker 5: Now normally this who does that? I do as soon
Speaker 5: as I get in, I just ripped the tank.
Speaker 4: I'll try it later.
Speaker 5: I had the tag, so I said, look, I've got
Speaker 5: the tags. I've got to hear of a scene there, right,
Speaker 5: you are the.
Speaker 4: Exact difficult person that you say that you.
Speaker 5: Oh, no, I've got I've got the tags.
Speaker 3: I just took them off so they can put that
Speaker 3: little you know, that little posty thing. You've got a gun.
Speaker 3: There must be a gun out the bat that just
Speaker 3: goes She goes, oh, these tags have been removed, and
Speaker 3: looks start to sort of do some finally like that's
Speaker 3: the end of this case. In case, I went, look,
Speaker 3: but the tags are there. Then I started out, because
Speaker 3: I have a theory. You say anything in this country
Speaker 3: in a very sort of up to my English accent
Speaker 3: a bit, I said, actually, if you read the receipt,
Speaker 3: my statutory rights are I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: I've heard it in the movie. My statue rights aren't
Speaker 3: affected by not having the tags attached. And she went, oh, right,
Speaker 3: and she goes, how do I know you haven't worn these?
Speaker 3: I said, I said, he's gonna have to take a
Speaker 3: wild lib of faith that I don't get my kicks
Speaker 3: as a forty nine year old man traveling around from
Speaker 3: David Jones to Myers, buying stuff, wearing it and taking
Speaker 3: it back.
Speaker 4: But how do you have a new set of clothes
Speaker 4: every day? And now we know, now we know back
Speaker 4: after the show.
Speaker 3: There's going to be a scam on me and a
Speaker 3: count affair one day. And then she goes, okay, and
Speaker 3: she goes, are these and they were literally brandy or
Speaker 3: I hadn't worn them?
Speaker 5: Okay, She goes, are these soiled? What I said? No, No,
Speaker 5: they have worn. She I just w to go.
Speaker 3: She does this, She picks up both the hoodies and
Speaker 3: does this. I'm gonna have to call Todd and I go,
Speaker 3: who is who is Todd?
Speaker 5: I take her.
Speaker 3: I even take a voucher. You know, I preferredness have
Speaker 3: the money refunded. Who's Tod? She goes, area manager, This
Speaker 3: is going to go to the area is now it's
Speaker 3: now ten minutes I've been talking to right, it's ten
Speaker 3: minutes past night. A queue is starting to build behind me.
Speaker 3: I'm sweating with a sheer awkwardness. Right, it's it's awful.
Speaker 4: And Tod's got a better nose on him as well,
Speaker 4: so he can really sniff out a sane if they're
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 3: You know, if I've been soiling these hoodies and I
Speaker 3: bring him back pre warn pre sold hoodies.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Todd's Todd's a great guy.
Speaker 3: Todd's do great. It all goes through. I get the refund.
Speaker 3: I actually for now on I think I'm just going
Speaker 3: to pay someone on air tasker. I actually think if
Speaker 3: there's a separate thing on ubers people just to take
Speaker 3: your stuff back and get a refund, they'd make a fortune.
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Speaker 3: that out of the way. Today's time wasteter. I went
Speaker 3: to the cinema over the weekend and I took my
Speaker 3: wife to see It's the first time I've been to
Speaker 3: Cinnamon two years a Right, it was great just to
Speaker 3: go back to cinema, even seeing the trailers, to tell
Speaker 3: her what we saw a trailer for that looks brilliant.
Speaker 3: The new Top Gun movie, Maverick, Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: told you he was a smoke show in that Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise at fifty seven fifty seven.
Speaker 5: Tell me what it looks. He looks. He looks healthier
Speaker 5: and more vibrant. What is it about the first Top Gun? No,
Speaker 5: The Night Miles Tennor.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize Myles Tennor is like the young Hymn
Speaker 3: version of him kind of in the movie. But it
Speaker 3: looks brilliant to my wife to see this. Turns out
Speaker 3: The north Men is not a date night movie. I
Speaker 3: heard this and thought, this is this is a date
Speaker 3: night movie.
Speaker 2: Follow save you, mother, I'm killing you.
Speaker 8: Her strength breaks men's phones.
Speaker 5: I have the coming to break their minds. I need
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Speaker 2: By night.
Speaker 8: We will carry on my bloodshot vengeance.
Speaker 5: It's got a sword in it, by the way, called
Speaker 5: night Blade.
Speaker 4: I guess you can pitch it as a night blade.
Speaker 4: Pitch it to your partner as a period drama because
Speaker 4: your wife has like my wife.
Speaker 3: Sold it as a love story that just happened to
Speaker 3: be set in Viking times. And she was like, okay,
Speaker 3: because she if you said her love story, she will
Speaker 3: go and see it very quickly. It's a violent, so violent,
Speaker 3: so violent, a Viking revenge movie. And spoiler, the Vikings
Speaker 3: are the way they do get their revenge. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of chopping in hacking throughout the whole movie, and
Speaker 3: the only seats that we could find or I could
Speaker 3: book one that we're right at the front, so we
Speaker 3: were right in the action.
Speaker 5: Seeing that Viking Revenge.
Speaker 3: Movie, my wife didn't enjoy it ten out of ten
Speaker 3: from me. All right, So rom com action movie, take
Speaker 3: an action movie, try and turn it into a rom com.
Speaker 3: You're read to mark, Jackie boy, whell I be going
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Speaker 4: James Bond a great action hero. James Bond.
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Speaker 4: James Bond is the man with the Golden heart. Oh
Speaker 4: he's such a nice guy. Bless bronze. All that's the
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Speaker 3: Nod you snigre at one earlier? Was it the stomach rumblings?
Speaker 4: That was man with the golden heart? Oh, dear, we
Speaker 4: love terms of endearment.
Speaker 5: Such a sweet Oh it is it is? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful looking forward to terminators of endearment.
Speaker 5: Now that's more like it. Gold.
Speaker 4: You've got matrix.
Speaker 5: That's also gold. No, that's good.
Speaker 4: And the hills have eyes wide shut and.
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Speaker 5: Comma action movie.
Speaker 3: Take an action movie, try and turn it into a
Speaker 3: rom Comma romantic comedy. Jack, you're ready to Mark.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Ten things I beat out of you?
Speaker 3: Oh, Bronze driving, Miss Rambo not that good but still funny, funny.
Speaker 5: Daniel, He's just not that alien's you? Silver?
Speaker 3: I try though, Mark almost there, Bridget Jones in the Temple.
Speaker 4: Of Doom, Silver plus.
Speaker 5: Rambo's notebook.
Speaker 3: Bronze about eighty thousand of those rabos notebook people just
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Speaker 3: that's very good.
Speaker 5: What and Andrea downtown? Where's my abbey? So the dude
Speaker 5: wears my car. So much going on there. Neither of
Speaker 5: them are action movies. Mike.
Speaker 3: Look, I haven't seen the new Downton Abbey unless it
Speaker 3: takes a real dramatic choice. Quentin Tarantino presents What a
Speaker 3: Girl Wants.
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Speaker 3: Oh, he's so happy now of mad Max Silver. Adam
Speaker 3: Sandler is the wedding Slayer.
Speaker 5: That's very good.
Speaker 7: Ray.
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Speaker 4: Poor guys.
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Speaker 3: Scarlet, I love that Tango and Cinderella, Silver Doublo.
Speaker 5: Seven Weddings and a Funeral, Silver, I liked it all right.
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Speaker 3: Right Tomorrow, Show Today, So back tomorrow, Another chance to
Speaker 3: play That's my mum. Will a mumby recognized within an
Speaker 3: hour or will we just have to say what the
Speaker 3: mum's name is called or be revealed on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 5: And also and last Friday show, when we.
Speaker 3: Were talking about how it's Mother's Day this Sunday and
Speaker 3: we're doing this thing every day this week. If you
Speaker 3: can spot your mom just from a little but we
Speaker 3: play of her voice, you can win a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: to spend on Binglee. We were playing a bit of
Speaker 3: TV's most famous mom, so we played a bit of
Speaker 3: Carol Brady.
Speaker 1: Here's the story.
Speaker 5: I love it, Lady Jack Graville. He had it in
Speaker 5: his own words, not mine, an unhealthy obsession with Carol Brady,
Speaker 5: but with the whole Brady. You said, Carol Brady, it's
Speaker 5: with all of them. And I was just that I
Speaker 5: don't know many.
Speaker 3: People of your age that watched this show because when
Speaker 3: you were a kid, you know South Park would have
Speaker 3: been on. You're watching this with your mom and dad,
Speaker 3: or because it was a family show.
Speaker 4: I watched it religiously the rewams, not with mum and dad,
Speaker 4: just by myself. From the ages of seven to ten.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't miss an.
Speaker 5: Episode, really, And what was it. You enjoyed so much
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: I just loved the wholesome family. I wish that I
Speaker 4: was part of their family, could hang out with the sisters,
Speaker 4: with the brothers. I wish Carol was my mom. Not
Speaker 4: that I had a pussionaire, But then.
Speaker 3: Why would you just go on Friday show and as
Speaker 3: an unhealthy obsession?
Speaker 4: Because I wasn't. I wasn't allowed to miss an episode
Speaker 4: and my parents would punish me if I was naughty.
Speaker 4: I wasn't allowed to watch the Bait Brady Bunch. That
Speaker 4: was my punishment.
Speaker 3: Really, Tom, on the show, we want to hear about
Speaker 3: your unhealthy obsessions.
Speaker 5: Have a great day. Thanks for listening.
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