WEBVTT - Full: Bob Chimp 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.760 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:09.120 Podcast. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:11.400 It looked a bit too British for me. 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:14.040 Can did you find yourself lacked tainting? Afterwards? 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:17.640 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.880 Okay, come on in Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:23.040 O'Connor Show. Come on in Jackie Boye one in Christian. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.360 So how was your weekend that the date night crumbled? 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:27.520 By the way on Friday? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.040 What do you mean? 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.040 I thought, we know, we took calls, we took so 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.080 long choosing the movie, which filled at the time felt 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:33.920 so important together. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.680 So if you miss Friday's show, where the hell were you? 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.879 But on Friday show we were helping Jackie Boye out 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.920 first date night since baby Gordon came along seven eight, eight. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:44.000 Weeks down, seven weeks ago. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.360 Yeah, and so you were going to go and see 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.680 the Nick Cage movie of the Unbearable. 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:52.600 Weight of Massive Rebellence, raving about it Nick Cage plays himself. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:52.960 Yeah. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:57.280 No, First of all, Gordon's eating schedule was out of whack. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.200 So what do you mean he's only seven weeks old, 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:00.760 He's not having it like a three course meal. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:06.679 Putting in desserts, not eating. He's just sucking. When he's last, 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.080 he can't unlatch. I guess until he's finished, little boy, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.319 he's eating, and I'm looking at the time, looking at 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.240 my watch. The movies at six point thirty are like, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.440 we're not going to make it. We're looking to make it. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.680 He's sucking away, sucking away, And we missed the start 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.000 of the film. So I said, well, we're not going 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.720 to go in, like I hate missing the start. We 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:28.000 missed the start. I go, well, let's still go to dumplings. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.320 Then we'll still go into the cinema, pretend we saw 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:30.679 the movie. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.959 So was your mom still round to babysick? 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.280 Mom was there? Yeah, but she can't feed Gordon, so 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:36.479 it's not like, you. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:40.559 Know, bring boobies into this first break. At the start, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.760 he was just throwing up because it's so rousing for him. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.840 Pervert. Sorry, carry on. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.120 Then the dumpling place that we were going to eat out, 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.480 which I love the dumplings there, or booking. 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:58.720 Glass of water or do you need a glass of milk? Sick? Sorry? 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:00.480 He just told us he went on a date. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.960 And then back it's her mother's boobies and now wondering 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.440 is like splushing, like, oh my god, I accomplete my luck. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.400 There's a whole show going to be like this. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:18.200 Well, okay, Eve distracted the story anyway as well. Were 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.040 your mom's there, Mom's mom's there, she's at home. Course, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.240 so we go to get dumplings. Dumplings is booked up. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.639 We can't eat dumplings. I get suky about it. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:27.440 You didn't book the dumpling. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:31.720 Place, No, I thought eating Friday night. Yeah, no, I 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.840 don't know anyways booked that's stupid. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.639 No, No, you should have known. You love the dumpling play. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:44.960 So then I got all suki in the jack an. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.120 So I dropped the anchor back off home. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.920 And then I wait, you dropped your wife on the 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.400 date night. No where to go? 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:55.280 There's nowhere to go. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.440 The mirld tesla gullowing douro opens out like get out. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.160 Yeah, and then I it was pouring down. 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.760 Go back the doors to your mum. Your mum will 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.880 do with this, You go, oh everything, all right, where's Jack? 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.640 They will then have a chat. They've had many types 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:18.200 of night riders out there right now, driving in the rain, mumbling, dumping. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.919 That was my Friday night. I was park in the 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:27.560 rain eating supermarket sushi. That was my dinner. It wasn't 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:28.240 even that good. 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.600 That's a line from an Ed Shearing, So isn't it. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:35.280 It's actually too good for Ed Shearing. Oh I'm sorry. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:40.440 Next Weekend the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.840 I actually had two weekends. There was the weekend and 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.920 then there was a weekend. After three o'clock yesterday afternoon 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.720 when I can't name names, I can't say who, you'll 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:53.040 understand why in a minute they break up to one 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:56.400 of my daughters show. Yeah, and so do you remember 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.040 something in your teenager and that happens. You're so raw 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.760 you actually don't want your parents to even show any 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:07.000 compassion like yourself in the room tried that and I said, oh, look, 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.680 why don't we go out for drive? And I was like, 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:13.520 I don't want your pity. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.560 I'm now standing upset about the breakup. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:20.080 I spell the ruin my Sunday and they go up 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.359 to the upstairs the bedroom in the city. O No. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.599 I thought maybe some humor here can just leave you 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:28.560 a little bit. Turns out they don't want that either. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.440 Up to the cave, I got the look back down 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.760 like this, but there was a hood up as well. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.240 They're all in the cave in the hood. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:38.400 Harry pottered to meet. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.520 And then I give you five minutes to go up 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.600 there and knock on the door. What this is? 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:42.800 You know? 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.839 Then I is it okay to come in? Yes, I 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:47.680 go in and go. Is it anything I get you? 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.760 Do you want to go? Do you want to want 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.279 to watch a movie? You know? 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.080 And i'd lit the fire as not even that wasn't 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.040 that cold yesterday? An excuse a lot of fire, And 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:55.800 this because I sort of viking movement the day. For 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.960 one o'clock yesterday afternoon, I was lighting a fire outside 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.480 in the fire pit myself. 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.480 There was no one else around around. 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.520 And also if you light a fire outside on a 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.600 Sunday in the middle of the day, people smell it. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.000 They're like, what's he doing? 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:11.279 Call the fire again? 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.120 It's not even that calm. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.880 But anyway, she said I don't want anything, So I 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.839 decided to go and make some hot chocolate anyway, and 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.720 took her up them with the plate of biscuits. And 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.360 even all I got that when I went in there 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:29.000 was just like leave it on the floor. I can 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:33.320 slid to the lamps. Leave it on the floor. Anyway, 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.920 ten minutes later I couldn't leave it. I texted her, going, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.080 how was the hot chocolate? 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.880 Still no reply? Still no reply? 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.520 Now So anyway, before that, I also had a kind 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.440 of epic date night fell on Saturday night. It started, 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.200 first of all, when I said to my wife, look, 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.000 why don't you pick where we go out for dinner, 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.159 because there's too much pressure when I have to pick, 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:53.400 I just like get so anxious. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:53.880 Ad you pick? 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.560 She says, oh, look, someone's recommended this restaurant, and I 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:57.800 was I had. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:58.239 To look online. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.360 I went, it's really brightly lit. She went on and 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.400 apparently the foods and c went great, let's go. As 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.279 soon as he pulled up outside, you know when you know, 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.960 like this is this is going to be awful. It 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:12.279 had a three photos of dishes in the window. Yeah 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.440 you know you know, no, no, And it was so 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.120 brightly lit in there, painting or something in there. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.080 That's the kind of place for takeaway and that you 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:21.760 don't have a sit down date night in there. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:22.520 They look confused. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.920 When we turned up, they were like takeaway and I 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:31.800 was like no, and they went. My wife was really 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.359 dressed up as well, because otherwise we were going to 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:35.640 cinema and I put gold class. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.160 I don't know why. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.880 My wife's started to put like an outfit and I said, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.599 you know, and then we have been to cinema in 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.960 like two is it's in the dark stool. Why are 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:44.600 you getting all dressed up? Should I some sort of 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:48.560 snazzy outfit on? And like leather trousers? Look like we'd 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.200 broken down. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.640 We're like, hell were English? 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.880 She's living food here the rolls rice is broken down. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.000 And waiting for the ra CV. We're up to see 0:06:59.040 --> 0:06:59.840 downtown Abbey. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.440 Now you're reading a restaurant with the only other people 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.839 in there are the motorcycle drivers for Uber picking up 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:05.760 other people's meals. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:11.800 Yeah, it was just everyone looking. You could smell like 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.480 perfume and hes right. It's just like are they on 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.640 a date, like a first night? Is it an app 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.480 that's lent me or something? The meal obviously was a 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.240 bit charm. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.440 So they gold class or it just gets worse? Right. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.080 I booked for us to go and see The Northman. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:32.120 You know, I love a Viking TV show. What's better 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.640 than a two and a half hour let me see violent, 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:39.920 bloodthirsty Viking revenge movie. You put those things things together 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.640 for me, a Viking movie, then adding a revenge movie. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:43.560 How did you even picture? 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.720 To Sarah, well, she also loves watching the Viking things. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.160 But I just thought that, I sort of said, it's 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.280 also like a love story. It isn't, so she went 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.400 love sty. I all of a sudden told her that 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.679 the only two tickets are that I've found because everything 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.760 was sold out, because it was like Saturday at nine o'clock. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.520 Primetime was right in the front. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:06.880 So you know, when you're have you ever been in 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.920 the front row at the cinema? At least with gold 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.200 class you can put it back. But even so, you're like, 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.800 let's be right there. It's two and a half hours 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.520 of a lot of hacking, and at one moment the 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.160 main character bit it's the throat out of another minking right, 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.920 and we're oh god, I actually thought we were it 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.360 was happening to us. It was so I had Viking 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:30.880 nightmares or anyway, five minutes in, my wife she's just 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.920 checked out. She goes to me, she goes to me, 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.160 don't tell me you're enjoying this rubbish. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:38.960 Oh god, there we go. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:40.400 We got two and a half hours, Like, do you 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.120 want to go this is brilliant. At one point she 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.240 just had to pay utility. 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.080 Bills on her phone, would would annoy me. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.240 An hour later, she's just looking at Instagram feeds and 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:54.440 horses and ponies. Well, I'm watching more and more hacking 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.200 and stuff like that. You've got to go and see 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:56.679 The north Man. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.960 This is my kind of movie to see the Revenge 0:08:59.000 --> 0:08:59.520 of the Farking. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.280 It's amazing. Just a couple of things to be aware of. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.960 You saw Big Little Lies with Nicole Kidman, and she's 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.040 got that. I've never seen it anyway. The Nicole Kidman's 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.120 in it, and it's quite strange actually because obviously Viking. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:13.720 She don't need to know a lot about Viking history, 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:18.360 but they're, you know, basically set in their Danish and Norwegian. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.840 Nicole's got an Irish accent for no reason. Then at 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.400 one moment it goes Scottish and then she remembers what 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.240 movie she's in, like she's won on the wrong set, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.120 and she becomes like a strange Viking. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.680 She's always gonna. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.959 She's always got that wide eyed wherever she is, whether 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:37.000 she's a Viking lady, she's got like three expressions or. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:41.200 The Russian meditation lady she was in nine Perfect Strangers. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.680 When she finally dials in the Viking. It's that Russian 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:49.880 lady from nine Pervada Father plus from the move from 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.080 the TV show right, which is very very good, Big 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.320 Little Lies. The actor that played her husband in it 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.360 is also in this movie. 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:56.560 Right. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.920 He's a star, but he's her sun. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.480 Now movie And even did the casting directors know they've 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:03.520 been in something together? 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.920 That's right, they're married. How are they now setting it 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:07.240 to us? 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:12.800 It's those two again, but now Irish Scottish Transylvanian kidman 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.280 is now his mum and Ethan Hawk is in it 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.800 as well. It is a great movie, however, it is 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.680 not a Saturday night date night movie. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.120 Look Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.880 Last week on the show, the Big Talk was all 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:29.280 about front loaders versus top loaders after Jackie Boy decided 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:30.959 go and get himself a top loader? 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.320 Got it and how was it? Over the weekend used it. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.280 It is the superior direction to face the whole of 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.920 your washing machine. Tom, Yeah, three reasons why you can 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:40.200 put it. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:41.840 We got a YouTube coming up. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.240 Wow alf the time you're sort of dozing when I 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.600 come to you. And then the over prepared when I. 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:49.480 Don't need to be. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.880 For three reasons, actually want this with his first finger. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.080 Number one. Al right, teacher, how many reasons you are? 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.280 I want all three now, don't waste any of them, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:00.600 all right. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.440 The obvious one is you don't have to crouch down 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.240 to put the clothes in, so you're just putting him in. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.000 The top So that is a good one. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.080 Actually, second one is you can lift the lid at 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.320 anytime and throw more clothes in. Can't do it with 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.280 the front loader because it locks you out. Because the water. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.040 What is it doing them? 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.640 Because obviously apparently uses load more water as he found 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.920 out last week and the extensive course, we thought it 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:20.640 was okay to play it. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.080 But we have no stone unturned about the top loader. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.480 There's no opinion we need to air anymore about the 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.880 whole washing machine front versus top loaders. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.520 I thought he used a lot of water. Is it 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:30.920 all going to go flying everywhere? 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.199 No? No, you, I mean it stopped spinning. Obviously when 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:34.679 you lift the lid, you don't have to just chuck 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.680 it in while it's rotating, right, So it stops it spinning. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.640 And then the third one is for some. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.040 By the way to the closor stick to the side 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.520 they do like the GRAVI oh my god, it can 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.240 you not watch that? I just want to watch that 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:47.679 for a bit. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:50.800 And the third one is I don't know how it happens, 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.720 but the clothes are dryer when the load is finished, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.000 as if it's like spinning the water off because it's 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.000 spinning so fast. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:11:59.760 I'm not sure about that. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:00.880 And now. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.599 I think that's the simpleton to believe that. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.199 No, no, it's actually I realized. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.680 About chatting to wide eyed people like you. It's like 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:10.160 a cult. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:11.600 A few times, I know it is. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.839 If you've got a top loader loader, you are one 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.640 of those people. You're all wide eyed and you're trying 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:16.360 to get recruits. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.120 A few times I put my hand in when it 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:19.720 was done, I thought, oh, did I not turn this on? 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:24.240 This the top loader marketing board? 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:33.679 Hang on? Did I even am I wearing these clothes? Alright? Anyway? 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:38.440 Gone email last week about top loaders and frontloaders from 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.560 another wide eyed cult member of the top loader Brigade. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.680 But there is the surname of a lovely email Haddock, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.280 Julie Haddock. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.120 Here's what we want to do over the next couple days. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:53.800 Can we do the alphabet our aids Z. This week 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:59.720 of listeners with animals, mammals, amphibians, anything that would be 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:00.920 on Noah's Ark? 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.040 Do you have a surname of an animal that would 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.400 be on Noah's Ark? So we've got Julie Haddock. I've 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.120 got a friend who's called Linda Pike. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.120 Okay, so the sea's filling up quickly. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.640 Hey, we got we got the Pike. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.480 The ultimate win for me this week is we held 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:20.440 as one caller who's got a Simian surname any member 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:25.119 of the Simeon family. Where that's Oronga Tongue or Chris Kapuchin, 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:26.720 Terry mccac. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.760 The lines are lighting up right now. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:29.080 They are. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.760 They're coming in on and don't be shy Simeon's surname people, 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.440 this one's for you. Do you know anyone with an 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.480 animal mammal? 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.079 Alaphebian I can only think of another fish one Paul 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:41.920 Salmon who played for Essenon. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.400 That's three to start with. We've got plenty of fishy ones. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.240 Christian no Connell's show podcast. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.520 Patsy not with us on today's show. She's dealing with 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.960 some family stuff at the moment. She's well daughter as well, 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.200 hust and swell to some family stuff. I know maybe 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:59.680 one who wears she's especially because breakfast aread in this country. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.280 If they're on the show, they've probably been fired. So 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.600 just to reassure you, she's not. She's not been fired. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.800 Patsy does the firing. By the way, around here, we 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.920 don't we don't. You don't fire Patsy. She fires you 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:13.240 from her actual cannon. Just quickly I caught I called 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.480 our producer yesterday, so I guess I bet that because 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.000 I spoke to Patsy in it, and I thought i'd 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.280 better let our producer Tom know. You know that I've 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.680 just given Patsy more or less the week of put 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:22.960 it in his form whatever you have to do that 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:26.960 or spreadsheet, clipboard he carries around and the Stopwatch irang him. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:31.360 And this is exactly how the conversation I went. I said, hey, look, 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.440 Patsy's got to deal some stuff. She I think she'd 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.160 be off for us this week. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:38.560 But and he went yeah, and I could hear this. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.880 I guess it's now a bad time or something. I 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.680 could tell him. It was obviously programming micro awave. 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:46.840 Somebody's like no, no, I just had to I've just been 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.400 home alone all weekend with the puppy. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.320 You know that dogs like the worst thing. That's who 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.360 doesn't love. They are hard work. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.240 But come on, it's just a puppy. To be the 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.480 most joyful man. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.560 It's just a puppy. Okay, it's just a puppy. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.440 Was like, this has been me and the puppy a weekend, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.160 and I went, okay, anyway, tomorrow's show and he goes 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.880 to be honest, I haven't got a load for you. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.000 Bet you what he said. I went, all right, well, 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:19.840 i'll see you in the morning. I guess. Anyway. That's 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.520 why I'm now asking you. Do you have a surname 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:22.080 of an animal? 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:27.080 That's what happens, Yes, ages of animal surnames. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.120 This all comes from an email one of. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.960 You sent me last week. I always have a spy 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.520 at the bottom of the email, mainly for your job 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.240 title who you work for, because I've noticed like that. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.400 And then I saw the name Julie Haddock, and I thought, 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.440 can we are there other listeners out there and have 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:42.840 surnames of animals. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.920 Judy's actually heard all this. Good morning, Judy, good morning. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:48.400 How are you Christian empty? 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.840 We're very very good this morning. Obviously Jack is now joined. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.280 He's a top loader. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:55.960 Oh, yes, very. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.280 Bad, very bad. 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:58.520 You don't like the teploader. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.720 No, I haven't had one for years. Oh, I'm a 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:02.480 front loader. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.200 I'm coming into the top loader world. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.680 Yeah, Judy's got a front loader where you can press 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.359 a button that says add garment mid wash. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:15.720 Don't care, are you Tim? Anyway? Judy? How can we 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.000 have you? So we've already got your name, Judy Haddock? 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.480 Well, yes, I just wanted to ring in personally. And 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:25.560 I did have a specialist in Brisbane whose name was, 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.160 as you said it, Chris Pike. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:32.920 There is a special a Dr Pike dtor Pike sounds 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:36.960 up on the Wiggles dotor Pike and then there's a 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.640 fishy little song about Dr Pike. Judy had it. Thank 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.720 you very much for telling us about Dr Pike. You 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.920 have a great day and you thanks Judy. Thanks your 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:45.600 email last week. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.000 Bye, that's all right, bye, all. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.560 Right, Tim, good morning. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.840 Okay, I've got a mate name James Lamb l im 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:54.960 B gotcha. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:57.360 Yep, thanks for happening. Jack out, we're spelling Lamb. He's 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.720 about silent in there. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.160 It's funny, Tim. Thank you very much. Give us a call. 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.439 You have a good week. Thank you, mane gotcha. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:12.159 Uh Stephen, good morning, Stephen, Good morning, Christian, Stephen. 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.520 You had a good weekend. What is your animal surname? 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.520 My surname is a Dea Stephen. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.880 Welcome to the r Yes, Stephen Deare. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.240 Thank you very much for your surname. Have a good week, buddy, 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:26.400 Thank you. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:27.400 Uh. 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:29.159 Neil, good morning, Neil. 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:30.959 Good morning Christian. 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.440 A buddy, God, we got just about here you where 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.200 are you right now? In fil down? And well, yes, 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.920 I'm like that on the work again. Where do you work? 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.320 I'm a truck driver, gotcha. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.760 I'm waiting for those lads you boused to close up. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:53.840 And my last name is Cockrel, the cockrow cock what 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.400 a name? Yes, the fu. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.040 If you call me cocky, I'll know you know me? 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.960 Yeah, exactly cocky. Got ya, gotcha. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:06.879 We've done it all in now we've got all the 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:08.080 possible variations. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:11.120 Now the Cockrell, lovely to meet you, the Cockrell. 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:12.720 Have a good day. 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.520 They turned up with that trailer so you can get 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:16.639 it hitched up and on the road. 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:19.200 They're just they're trying it down. 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:21.680 I'm too lazy to do it. I'm the lazy car. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:27.280 Sleepy. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:33.040 Well leave that world all right now now cockrel, everyone 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:41.800 has left the show. Graham, Graham. Graham. Producers were very excited. 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.600 They said, you need to speak to Graham. Okay, Graham, 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:45.640 what is your surname. 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:47.960 My surname is Gibbons. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:53.159 You're great, Gibbons. What a great name. I prayed that 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:55.280 we'd have a simeon surname. I didn't know we get 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:55.919 it so quickly. 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:59.920 Gream Gibbons and tell me this mister. 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.639 Given when you're like booking tables or do anything, or 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.080 booking airline tickets, people think you're joking with that name. 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.800 No, I haven't ever really experienced that. 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:10.000 I did. 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.520 Forgetting early high school. 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.480 Phone lines arout on here. Sorry, but we spoke to 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:16.480 Graham Gibbons there. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:21.080 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.959 Would you recognize your mum's voice? If you recognize your 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:27.360 mum this week as we play that's my mum. As 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.160 we count down to Mother's Day this Sunday. This Sunday 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:32.879 Mother's Day, you can win one thousand dollars to spend 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.240 at Binglee. We're simply going to play out each day 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:37.320 a little bit of one of your mum's talking. You 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:39.359 need to try and recognize your mum. 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:43.240 First. Mum is coming up in five minutes time. Now. 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:45.440 Rio normally sings. 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:47.199 A little theme tunes for various things that we do 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:48.880 on the show, the features that we do on the show. 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.320 He was off last week with COVID. 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:52.160 He's all fine. Now he's back in with us today 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.080 while he was off. And this is like I was 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:57.159 saying earlier with radio, whether you've got COVID or just 0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:00.000 a day off, it's like similar sharks and these waters. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.080 People will just jump in your grave. Seriously, pennies from 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:06.320 a dead man's eyes. Caitlyn producer, Caitlyn, I don't even 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:09.760 know this. Casey wasn't in again today, she was. I'm 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:12.240 good to go if he's not going to be around permanently. 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:14.880 I'm also like a Swiss armon Ice Christian. She's new 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:15.320 on the team. 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:19.360 She's sung the theme too, asked made this. 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:24.200 They call her Bell, they call her Stacey, they call 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.399 her Joe, they call her suit. 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:32.000 There's my mom, there's my mom. Don't like she had 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:34.160 another one. And then Krie Boberca here it again. 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:39.400 They call her Bell, they call her Stacey. They call 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:44.160 her Joe, they call her suit there's my mom, there's 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:44.640 my mom. 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:48.400 Where's the last where's the last one? 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:49.040 No one goes. 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:53.040 However, Rio has come back strong. He's heard this. He's 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:54.959 gone into the recording studio. This is all just in 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:57.480 the last half an hour the scenes here behind the show. 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:08.000 That's fun. That's that's that's that's that's that's, that's. 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.280 All right. Stand by five minutes time? Is it your mom? 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:13.400 Is that my mom? 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:15.840 Getting into calling on nine four one four one oh 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.040 four three when one thousand dollars to spend. 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:21.200 A bing me Carl Brener, you're listening to the Christian 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.199 Carl Show podcast. 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.240 Mother's Day this Sunday. You need to get two gifts? 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:29.120 Oh yeah, I do. Yeah, I didn't think of that's 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:29.560 the spirit. 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:34.080 Oh Bobby enthusiasm. That's the guy. I want the studio 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:37.280 with me. Come on sleep, Joe. 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:39.159 I guess you can get him at the same time, like, 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:40.719 go down to the flare shot, gets some for mum, 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:42.000 gets on for the new Mompanco. 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.720 There you go, lovely, he's waking up there. If you 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:46.840 want with the show, it's lovely, So can all dimmer 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:50.000 switch over there? Celebrate your supermum with bing Lee and 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:53.080 they're huge range of great gift ideas. Head to bing 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:56.600 Lee today. So we're playing a game it's called That's 0:21:56.720 --> 0:21:59.920 My Mom. Not one but two producers on the show 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.359 jocking in position to be the official theme tune to this. 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.719 We have this unprompted one from producer Caitlin. 0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:12.600 They call her mom, they call her Joe, they call 0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:18.520 her suit. There's my mom, there's my mom. 0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:21.600 You hear it? You hear that? How got be bothered? 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:24.520 I'm not sure this is that good? Rio has come 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:27.119 back from COVID. You can't keep the kid away from COVID. 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:28.359 That's smart. 0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:33.479 That's mom, that's my that's my mom. 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:38.000 That's my that's my that's my, that's my mom. 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:42.880 He's ruin. This week, we're going to play out one 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:45.400 of your mom's. You've got to guess who your mom 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:47.560 is where You've got to claim your mom within an hour, 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:49.720 and you wear in one thousand dollars to spend at 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:54.360 being Lee. First, the first mystery mom, Oh, mystery mom, 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:57.200 Mystery mo, mystery mom? Who is it? It's me? Mystery mum? 0:22:57.600 --> 0:22:59.320 Is this one? Is this your mum? 0:22:59.880 --> 0:23:02.280 My children still live at home, so. 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.960 They all live at home, all right? You all live 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:05.320 at home? 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.120 Be all good if you don't claim your mom by eighty, 0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.600 not this morning, because you're back here in today. 0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:11.320 Is this your mom? 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:11.800 Oh? 0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:13.200 My children still live at home? 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:13.760 All right? 0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:17.080 So if you recognize that is your mum, call us 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:20.520 right now, win one thousand dollars to spend being lead. 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:23.080 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:25.080 So far, how sad? 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:28.359 So a little mum's lost in lost property, No one's 0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:29.280 come to claim her. 0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:31.280 Is this your mom? 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:33.480 Oh, my children still live at home? 0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.760 Maybe this might n's your memory? 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:39.439 One of my children was can siege in a cabin? 0:23:40.600 --> 0:23:43.240 Were you conceived in a cabin? Your mom's telling us 0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:46.359 all about it right now now four one four four 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.040 three Claim your mom by. 0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:50.240 Eight although would you know where you were conceived? I 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:51.680 wouldn't know where I was conceived, No. 0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:53.880 And I won't want to know either, But that mum 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.920 was happy to tell us and everyone this morning. 0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:59.439 One of my children was conceive in a cabin. 0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:01.399 Play that clip a lot. If you don't call in, 0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:04.520 tell us who that is? By the way. 0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:10.760 Four one four one o four three. Amazing scenes over 0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:14.200 the weekends at the Home of Democracy in the UK 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:16.720 and the British government, which is the Houses of Parliament 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:20.520 where all the MPs who have been elected to conduct 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:25.359 business in democracy and using there an amazing entitlement to 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:29.320 vote and have saying how the country and the constituencies 0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:32.560 affairs are run, do important work. Yes, they're supposed to 0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:33.399 be better than us. 0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.360 One of them, Neil Parrish, a politician that no one 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:38.600 had ever heard of before in the UK, now is 0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:41.000 a name all over the world because he got caught 0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:45.320 looking at pornography on his phone whilst in session, whilst 0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:48.760 waiting to vote on important sort of you know, parliamentary 0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:52.119 matters looking at pornography on his phone. If you're going 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:57.040 to do that, sir, wait wait, how morny are you? 0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:59.919 Was it incredingly arousing topic? 0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:02.840 You will get? Well, I can't, I can't wait. You 0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:05.760 know there are people around watching. 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:10.000 I mean anyway, look, you know everyone saw around the 0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.760 worlds going oh my god, Wow, he's he's come out. 0:25:12.800 --> 0:25:15.399 There's a real legit thing here. It's it's not, honestly, 0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:17.600 it's not what I think. Turns out he was Look 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:20.959 what he was googling was tractors and accidentally took him 0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:24.280 to a site he's actually is he's he is saying, 0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:25.160 this is what happened. 0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:29.720 He was googling tractors because he loves a bit tractor porn, right, and. 0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:32.000 You're not working, by the way, if you googling tractors. 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:35.040 He googled tractors. This is what he's actually said. He's 0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:38.640 obviously had a meeting with Image consultants. Baris Johnson said, look, 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:40.960 we've had enough scandal in this party. You know, I 0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:42.680 accidentally turned up a party at my own house. I 0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:44.640 didn't even know it's a party. You can't be doing 0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:46.560 on that new phone. We need a water type thing. 0:25:46.480 --> 0:25:49.760 Here that the publicly could go Oh, that's fair. The 0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:50.639 best they could go up. 0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:54.080 He was googling tractors and he accidentally clicked on a 0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:58.919 video for porn actors. Tractors actors, Jack, can you just 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:01.480 google now put it in there like Neil Parrish. Let's 0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:03.280 just hear him out. This is him in an interview 0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:04.520 by the way over the weekend. 0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:08.160 Poor guy. It's gone all round or it's been grilled. 0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:11.320 So is your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing? 0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:14.400 Yes, then I'll explain to you exactly what it is. 0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:21.320 The situation was that I. Funnily enough, it was tractor 0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:24.400 as I was looking at, and so I did get 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:27.280 into another website that had a sort of very similar name, 0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.160 and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:32.280 have done. 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:34.520 Then, right, First of all we said no, it's just 0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:36.200 a one off thing. Then later on what they got 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:39.840 it's like? Then I didn't go back and have another look. 0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:43.240 But to be fair, it was a really hot looking 0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.919 John Dere. I mean, wow, we have you seen a 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:46.840 combine harvester? 0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:51.080 They gave me hot so Jack. What happens if you 0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:52.960 actually just google tractors? 0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:56.440 You get John Deere Australia, you get bot, you get 0:26:56.520 --> 0:27:00.160 so detractors, you get farm Atmachinery Sales dot Com. 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:04.480 No naked people, people doing adult things like plowing each 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:05.119 other's fields. 0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:07.399 No, I've turned off the safe search as well, so 0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:09.440 anything should be coming on you usually have that. 0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:12.480 Luckily he knew how to do that work. 0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:18.000 There is nothing, at least on Google homepage that would 0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:19.359 take you to a pornographic site. 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.720 So is your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing? 0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:27.520 Yes, and I'll explain to you exactly what it is. Okay, 0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:32.720 the situation was that. I. Funnily enough, it was tractor 0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.800 as I was looking at, and so I did get 0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:38.720 into another website that had a sort of very similar name, 0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:41.600 and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:42.720 have done. 0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.400 Believe, these are two adults. 0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:49.720 I love the journalists who goes, okay, like we're really 0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:51.280 going to do this? Are you really going for the 0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:54.280 tractor thing? Because they told me that apparently you were. Okay, 0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:56.720 just have this in the gat ghosts Okay, we're doing 0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:57.360 so is. 0:27:57.320 --> 0:27:59.920 Your decision based on an acknowledgment of wrongdoing? 0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:04.639 Yes, then I'll explain to you exactly what it is. Okay, 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:10.280 the situation was that. Funnily enough, it was as I 0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:13.480 was looking at, and so I did get into another 0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:17.239 website that had a sort of very similar name, and 0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:20.320 I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't have done. 0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.880 The other thing I needed about because this clip here, 0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:25.480 it looks like he's caught on the way there to 0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:26.640 sort of sell this thing. 0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:32.840 He's wearing farming gear. It's to prove how he's coming character. 0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:38.560 The image consults that work must just go hang on 0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.560 a minute, let's just put some straw behind your ear. 0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:43.520 So I'll just come up on the far right now 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:50.400 to excuse my muddy Wellington. So I've got here, all right, 0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:54.160 So we won this morning. What have you been caught 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:55.240 out at work doing? 0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:55.760 Not that? 0:28:55.880 --> 0:28:57.680 Okay, if you've been caught doing that, we don't want 0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:00.640 to hear about it. Okay, what have you been caught doing? 0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:04.240 Ninety four one four one oh four three? What is 0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:08.320 you're looking for? Tractors? Accidentally? The funny thing was as 0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:09.880 tractors porn actors. 0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:10.560 It's very easy. 0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:13.080 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:15.800 Every day this week, one thousand dollars up for grabs 0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:19.280 for you to spend at binglee as we play that's 0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.160 my mom. 0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:26.840 That's that's mom, that's my, that's far mom, that's my 0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.520 that's mo, that's my that's. 0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:33.480 We've been chatting to some of your moms. Would you 0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:36.480 recognize your mom from a voice alone? If so, you 0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:39.560 win one thousand dollars twenty five minutes ago to try 0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.520 and claim this morning's mom. 0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:45.120 No one's claimed this mum. Is this your mum? She 0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:48.320 has three kids? You all still live at home. You're 0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:49.240 in your twenties. 0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.160 Oh, my children still live at home. 0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:53.320 One of you is made in a cabin. 0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:56.000 One of my children was can see in a cabin. 0:29:56.760 --> 0:30:00.240 One of my children's name rhymes WITHO. 0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:01.920 I reckon. 0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:03.920 Even if it doesn't sound like your mum, call up 0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:05.320 and try. It's a thousand buck. 0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:06.640 Yeah. 0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:11.040 One of my children has broken their colar bone three times. 0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:13.200 All right, if that is your mum, give us a 0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:16.040 call nine four one four one O four three. Been 0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:19.400 asking this morning after the British MP who was caught 0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:22.560 looking at pornography on his phone has said no that 0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:26.480 any It's an easy, easy mistake to make. I was 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:28.520 looking for tractors and n actually got led into a 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:32.160 exciting website with pawn actors. Or ask you what did 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.600 you get caught out of work doing? Perry who works 0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:35.920 on this show, you used to have a job before 0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:36.960 he joined us with JB. 0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:37.600 High Fine. 0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:39.840 He was told off by his manager for eating cold 0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:41.840 cuts of meat at his desk. 0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.080 He ran the camera's apartment as well. So I just 0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:46.800 imagine these greasy fingers. 0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:49.120 As he's such showing you how the new Nikon works. 0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:50.840 Oh sori, A little bit of salami dust left on 0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:54.080 that one and I just lick it off, don't worry. 0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:55.840 I was the thing about cold meats. 0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.680 I love cold mits, but they belong in an environment 0:30:58.680 --> 0:30:59.320 and a context. 0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:02.640 Don't they strong? At home? Some of Jbhigh five? 0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:05.000 Even though they're cabinets, aren't they the moment you go 0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:07.960 and go, you're gonna smell peppered cured meats. 0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:09.880 Aren't you hanging in the air well? 0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:13.960 Christian Connell's show podcast, This is a Mum? 0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:15.360 Is it your mum? Oh? 0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:16.760 My children still live at home? 0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:19.640 Yeah? Three, the three of you. You're in your twenties. 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:20.800 You live at home with this mum. 0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:23.600 One of my children was can see in a cabin 0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:27.840 One of my children's name rhymes with blake. 0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:31.200 Snake rhymes with snake. Sounds like it Because no one's 0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:35.280 called in forty one minutes Flake. I feel sorry for 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:37.760 this mum Jack. She's gonna be sat by the radio 0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:40.280 thinking she must be listening right, thinking they're going to 0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:41.320 guess who I am in a minute? 0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:42.800 Are they in the house? All they up? Yet they're 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:43.440 all in their twenties. 0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:45.240 I was worried last week that people were cheat that 0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.480 the mom would just tell their children calling on Monday, 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:49.320 I'm going to be on no. Yeah, I feel like 0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:51.200 I wish she did. She becau I'm sorry for her. 0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:54.920 Yeah, one thousand bucks up for grabs to spend at Bingley. 0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.240 If that is your mom, there is a mum who 0:31:57.240 --> 0:32:01.040 hasn't been claimed. It's heartbreaking. It's mother and Sunday this weekend. 0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:04.560 One of my children's name rhymes with La. 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:06.920 All right, I'll give you another clue. That mum is 0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:07.520 called Gillian. 0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:12.719 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:16.280 Heartbreaking scenes today. I even say what the mum is called. 0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:19.760 Not one of Gillian's three kids who all live at home, 0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.880 you're all in your twenties, have called in to say, hey, listen, 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:24.040 my mum is called Jillian. 0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:25.760 I'm as your chance. I am here. 0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:28.520 If you know somebody who has a mum called Jillian, 0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:30.680 just tell them to call the show in the next 0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:31.400 thirteen minutes. 0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:35.640 Winter thousand bucks sad times today on day one off, 0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:38.680 that's my mum bing Leah loving this. They haven't got 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:40.640 to give away a thousand months today. This carries on 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.320 by the end of the week. We just have five 0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:44.760 very upset moms, no winners. 0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.040 And being laid pockets all the carriy. 0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:50.400 So how do you get on their longest road trip 0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.480 so far with little seven week old baby Gordon. 0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:55.080 We stripped him in and went out to Yarra Glenn, 0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:56.320 beautiful part of Melton. 0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:57.840 Yeah, we still at there a couple of times. It's 0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:00.240 stunning in there, those beautiful wide open space. 0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.920 Out near Hillsville. We went to a country footage match 0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.720 and he was actually pretty good for his long car trip, 0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:07.959 over an hour in the car, so at worried about it. 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.760 He slept on the way there, He slept at the game. 0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:12.640 He was great, chatting to everybody. 0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:14.000 But then do you worry you're going to pay the 0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:14.840 price in the evening. 0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.520 That's the thing coming back, you know, it gets to 0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:20.840 that itchy time of night where he's always stressed, like 0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:24.480 six o'clock, Yeah, witching our Honestly, it is because something 0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:27.720 clicks in him. He's like, I'm not happy anymore. Nothing's changing. 0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:29.920 It's all so delicate. 0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:32.560 Just one little thing that you do, like one degree 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:35.040 that you've done slightly different during the day. Haw's a 0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:36.880 dramatic consequence. 0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.040 And they go. He can go from smiling to what 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.440 seems like the greatest pain in the world within a 0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:46.600 milli seconds. So he flicked that switch on Saturday as 0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:48.640 we're getting into the car and like, oh no, we 0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:51.360 got an hour ahead of us, and he's already getting 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.480 in the car. Grumpy Bank is sitting in the back 0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:55.960 with him. He's screaming, he's cracked it. I just want 0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:58.720 to get home because I'm starving. I'm really hungry. But 0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:00.000 that's the way you're saying he's cracked. 0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:03.480 He's seven weeks old, can't even hold his head straight 0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:04.800 up yet, control his pals. 0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:06.400 But he knows how to crack it. 0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.799 He has he's well and truly threw the toys out 0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:10.640 of the cot. 0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:12.279 And did he poop himself a well, because sometimes when 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:14.160 they're really angry, it's like they summon a poop and 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.279 then you're driving along you're like, you know, you didn't 0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:16.879 need to look around. 0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:20.200 There's a smell that fills the coat. Oh god, we'll 0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:22.040 pull over somewhere and change it. 0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:26.400 All of the above. He sink he's hungry. I'm hungry. 0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:29.080 Everybody's As an adult, if you cracked it, and there's 0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:32.080 part of that, you actually saw it was yourself. You 0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:34.719 didn't like the takeaway, you didn't want to go and 0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:37.720 seek and let dinner party while you're there. You cracked 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:40.560 it so bad you actually saw yourself Dave, we've spoken 0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:42.640 about this, go and change your pants. 0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:45.239 Well, that dumpling place I told you was booked on 0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:46.160 Friday night was. 0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:48.239 Right. 0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:52.920 Well, so we're driving home. We still got more than 0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:56.000 an hour ago, and he's got to pull over to feed, 0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.440 and I was like, oh, I'm hungry too, But I 0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:01.840 guess he's hungry outweighs my hunger for well. 0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.919 Done, well done, don't guess. It does take the guess 0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:05.480 work out of. 0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:05.919 Being the dad. 0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.960 So we pull into some random car park. It's a 0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:13.000 basketball court in Diamond Creek, and we're about to feed him. 0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:14.600 I get out of the car to help him get 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:17.600 onto banker and feed. As I'm getting out of the car, 0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:24.279 I smell the unmistakable scent of a sausage sizzle heaven Sin. 0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:26.080 Suddenly everything's okay. 0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:30.239 A sausage from God Gord and feeds. I go up 0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:33.239 and get two sausages. I eat them in the time 0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:34.840 he's still feeding another twenty minutes. 0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.839 I've made your proper sort of that's all even wants. 0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.480 A snag white bread onions. 0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.719 Perfect, it's you bunning snag. It just happens to be 0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.799 this time for the Diamond Valley Eagles. 0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:47.239 Old tap or did you have cash? 0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:51.120 Even had cash on? Everything was sinking up. Twenty minutes later, 0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:52.960 he's still feeding. It takes him about half an hour 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.799 to feed. Made room for a third one three sausages. 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:58.400 Yes, don't you find in that moment when there's just 0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:01.239 the unexpected thing a little it's a sliver of joy, right, 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.120 And when a day looked like it was running away 0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:05.279 from you. That's better than going to a restaurant. You've 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.560 had book for six weeks and going up for a 0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:09.480 big meal. It actually means more to you. 0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:13.120 You're right, a pricing meal couldn't even outdo like seven 0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:16.839 fifty dollars seven dollars fifty worth of sausages. And it's 0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:18.719 probably the best meal I've had since the start of 0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:19.040 the year. 0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:21.759 And Gordon gets a feed as well. 0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:25.160 It's when when coming up next, one of the worst 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:26.920 things to do to do with shopping I had to 0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:28.479 do early Saturday morning. 0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:29.520 I tell you what it is next. 0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:33.160 Carl Breer, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show. 0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:39.360 Podcast, Day one on. That's my Mum. We got this 0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:42.040 be so easy. Jack seriously was worried in a. 0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.520 Meeting we had about this last week that we'd be 0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:47.920 defrauded of all these fake kids calling in claiming for 0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:50.600 mums sadly what we thought we'd do, and we are 0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:52.359 still been doing this every day this week we'll play 0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:54.360 out a voice of a mum and you've got to 0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:56.600 work out or guess, well, that's my mum. So so 0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:59.600 far this morning of the last sort of fifty odd minutes, super. 0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:02.040 Plane this, Oh, my children still live at home. 0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:04.600 She's been telling us bits about her family, the three 0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:06.400 kids all at home in the twenties. 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:10.480 One of my children's name rhymes with now. 0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:11.839 When we getting on like a house some fie. 0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:14.360 One of my children was can see in a cabin. 0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:17.800 So all of that just goes out into the ether, nothing, 0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:21.000 no idea. Then I go, she's called Chillian. Oh that's 0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:24.960 my mom. People are calling in. Now I get a 0:37:25.000 --> 0:37:27.880 feeling this will set the tone for the week. Catherine, 0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:28.600 is that your mom? 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:32.400 No, Gillian's not my mum, but I will gladly adopt 0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:33.359 her for a thousand dollars. 0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.399 Oh it's not a doctor mom. 0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:40.880 We're not running some scheme sponsor a mum for underprivileged moms. 0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:45.600 But Catherine, thank you for caring. No worries cor old Jilliant, 0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:50.360 never get involved in this, Stephanie. Yes, Stephanie, is that 0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:50.880 your mom? 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:53.080 That is one hundred percent my mom? 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:53.680 Is it? 0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:54.759 Yes? 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:57.160 It is? Tell me tell me her name. 0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:01.040 Her name is Jillian, surname Nick. 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:03.400 That is your mom. 0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:08.239 That's your mom. That's that's my that's my mom. 0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:12.680 That's my old Jill follow fifty five minutes for you 0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:13.760 to get your stuff together? 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:21.280 What tipped it? Was it me simply saying her name's Gillian. No, 0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.239 it wasn't. Actually what was it? What was it? 0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:27.719 Steph So both of my brothers so flake rhymes are 0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:28.919 blake yep. 0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:33.320 My brother has broken his collarbone three times, one falling 0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:38.120 out of bed, which obviously means how high is that bed? 0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:40.520 Very high? 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:41.680 No, it's a normal bed. 0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:43.200 It's a normal bed. 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:46.920 Great, your mom is your bore MoMA. We've got a 0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:52.200 hold of her now. Jillian. Hello, Jillian, finally one of 0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:53.759 your three kids are still living home. 0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:57.120 Recognize you, Stephanie, Hello, sweet Hi? 0:38:57.280 --> 0:38:57.440 Hell? 0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:00.160 Are you God help you? 0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:02.680 I can't believe it. I've been talking about this all 0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:07.319 weekend and you just got through, just got through. 0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:11.000 There is no one else corning it. 0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.120 No one was claiming your jail the lines were wide open. Y. 0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:18.760 Yes, sorry for your Jillian. So you've won one thousand 0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:21.680 dollars suspend at Bingley. So hopefully you can treat mum 0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:25.120 this Sunday and three of you can take her out Stephanie. 0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:27.200 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:30.320 A lot of a lot of you after hearing about 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:35.520 the snag story ten minutes ago, text it in. Some 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:37.920 of have even taken to email, which takes time and 0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:39.400 effort or one to know. 0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:41.399 Yeah, we hear that Jack had not. 0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:44.839 One, not two, but three snags while his wife was breastfeeding. 0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:47.479 Did be Anchor get any snags? Did you get any 0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:47.759 for her? 0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.520 Yes, be anchored. I did one of the original sausages 0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:52.319 I got for her, but she couldn't eat it while 0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:53.799 she's feeding him, Because I would have. 0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:56.080 Had they say us guys can't multi dusk. 0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:59.720 I would have had to feed her the sausage to see. 0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:03.080 I would pay good money to watch her man feeding 0:40:03.080 --> 0:40:04.120 a snatch's wife. 0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:08.719 She's press feeding looking for tractors. 0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:12.120 She was able to get a sassage after the phoenix. 0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:18.839 Yes, AnyWho misshard lyrics. Yes, in case you're wondering, it's 0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:21.160 gould one O four point three. Come on, him, it's 0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:26.800 just another Misshardman day. Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:30.759 Yeah, miss hurd lyrics. Every Monday on the show we 0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:33.920 play the Mac. If we agree with your mishard lyrics, 0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:38.960 you'll hear this if not, And for the truly great 0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:43.800 Ones Hall of Famer last week two Hall of Famous 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:47.879 Anthony for his one, Keith Urban and pitbull Son. Don't 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:50.800 let me down the way she's moving that black dress 0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:52.200 like a hamster on fire. 0:40:52.719 --> 0:40:56.399 The whist is loves black dress like a hip some. 0:40:56.719 --> 0:41:01.080 Bla Hall of Famer. Also Serena the tea sure leuis armstrong. 0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:04.520 What a wonderful world. The dog says good night. 0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:08.760 Doug sacred Names. That's it, Doc say good night. It's brilliant, 0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:11.120 Doug Sacred Names. 0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.839 All right, brand new Hall of Famers, let's get into them. 0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.640 Sammy's got this one burned down the house by a 0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:17.200 g R. 0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:18.600 Used to keep it cool? 0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:19.840 You stick keep the cool? 0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:22.080 Or is it you sticky pickle? 0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.320 You stick keep the cool? 0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.200 What is it, miss sticky pickle? 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:31.120 You sticky pickle, go you sticky the cool? Yeah suh. 0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:34.640 Sort of thing like an older relative would say to 0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:37.000 an unruly young teenager. 0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:43.280 You sticky pickle, you sticky the cool Yes, Don Christian, 0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.680 I don't know if you accept Spanish submissions for the 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:46.879 mishard lyrics. Yes we do. 0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:52.600 Uh, Freddie Fender before the last tear drop falls, Perry C. 0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:59.319 Did I save your ass better fee? 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:01.640 No? 0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:05.440 No, don don't don don't cross the streams, mate, just 0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:06.480 do what everyone else does. 0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:10.919 Don. Everyone knows it, don don't they? All right? Don? 0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:13.239 Come on mate, pack up, Come on mate, you've had 0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:14.080 too many. 0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:19.120 Anyway, Manisha, Blue Bird by Jamestown Revival, Bluebird, Carry me Over, 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:20.960 blue Bird, come my Way. 0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:30.480 Killing come out? 0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:35.960 How to hear that? Didn't it? Huh? 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:47.200 Uber carrying me over, Uber, Come my Way. 0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:49.480 That's how you do it, all right, that's how you 0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:53.359 do it, don Manisha, come on in Hall of Fame. 0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:57.360 I know how much you love Nicki minajh. Yeah that 0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.160 cranks over the weekend? Get you crunk on? 0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:04.680 David gheta fitting featuring Nicki Minaje, Turn me on. I 0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:07.520 just want you to father my young wit. Its something 0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:09.080 with Len McCartney, that line, isn't it. 0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.240 I just want you in a farner my young. 0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:16.279 Just terrible all about it? I just want you in 0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:18.799 a far my young. Every day we move further away 0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:22.799 from God? Or is it? And this is a far 0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:26.399 superior line. I just want you to fart on my young. 0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:28.520 I just want you in a far my young. 0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:32.360 Yes, that's what I well, don Alicia Quinn, I just 0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:34.520 want you in a my young. I just wanted to 0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:37.120 fart on my young. That's minage. I just want you 0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:43.839 in a farer my young, Lysia. This one comes from 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:47.319 Sean Kelly. You too trip through your wires. I was 0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:55.520 cold and you clothed me, honey. Or is it I 0:43:55.640 --> 0:44:01.919 was born in Dublin, honey, Yes, it is world. 0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:02.480 I'm Sean. 0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:07.080 And finally, Marty's got this from the Boss, Bruce Springsteen. 0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:15.200 Tenth Avenue Freeze Out, tenth Avenue Freeze Out? Or is 0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:18.360 the Boss saying tell the devil you can freestyle. 0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:23.839 Like that? 0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:26.040 That's a really well well spotted Marty. 0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:36.040 Tell the devil you can freestyle, Yeah, Marty, quite the fact. 0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:36.800 Miss her lyrics. 0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.120 As always, whenever you hear them or mishear them, email 0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.840 me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. 0:44:42.000 --> 0:44:45.080 Well Christian o connell's show podcast. 0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:47.799 Generic Show with a man who has a really it's 0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:52.120 getting louder and louder, rumbling tummy, What actually is going on? 0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:55.680 I know when our stomachs make that noise. Is it 0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:56.440 that you're hungry? 0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:57.160 What is it that? 0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:01.280 I don't even feel that hungry, but the groans are 0:45:01.320 --> 0:45:01.960 really loud. 0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:04.960 It was just that they're getting more frequents. Are you okay? 0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:08.279 I feel fine? I honestly feel fine. I can't control it, 0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.799 do you? Yeah? But I can wait till after the show. 0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:12.919 I don't need to go straight away. 0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:13.799 I'm not sure you can. 0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:16.880 I'm worried that there might be an Amber and Johnny 0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.200 situation and you might be dropping a grumpy on your 0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:21.640 time wist is shortly? Are you sure you don't need 0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:22.360 to go to toilet? 0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:24.000 I don't, please? Please play on? 0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:29.120 I thought that some human being and actually drop da 0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:37.240 grumpy burn term onto the bed. 0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:40.759 I don't think i'll ever ever tiring of hearing that. 0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:44.399 All right, So at the weekend, I do something which 0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.680 we all hate to do. You hate the person in 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:49.040 front of you in a queue if they're doing this. 0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:51.560 I had to take something back to a retail outlet. 0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:53.600 It's just an I thought you never did. I thought 0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.359 you were like me and just you wear the cost 0:45:55.400 --> 0:45:55.640 of it. 0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:58.400 No, not anymore, not since a trip to England or 0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:02.640 money's or money's house load must be retrieved. England has 0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:05.319 broken the bank balance. I actually got a phone call 0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:09.800 tomorrow with the bank to go through things. Several times 0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:12.640 they put freezers on the credit card in London. I 0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:16.160 had to ring a ring my bank in Australia to go, no, no, 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:20.640 we really are really are hammering that credit card. Please 0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:22.920 release it or we can't come back. So now I 0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:26.040 got up. It's awful things to take, and especially when 0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:29.200 it's clothing back, because I was. It was I got 0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:31.279 two hoodies right, and I was too lazy to try 0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:33.160 them on. So I thought I'd get medium and large 0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:35.279 and just give the kids the one that didn't fit 0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.719 me right. Neither of them fitted me right. I don't 0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:39.279 know what cube when they thought could get into them. 0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.600 So it's just the pain. You've got to take it back. 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.680 I tried to actually offer. I tried to see if 0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:46.839 my wife would do it. I said, actually, you're you're 0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:48.160 going near Why she went, what. 0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:49.160 Is it to do? Take it back? 0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.560 And she went, I'm not doing that. No one takes 0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:53.919 something back for another human being. That is the path 0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:56.280 you must walk down a load. So I was so annoyed. 0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:57.759 I thought, this is going to hang over. I'm going 0:46:57.760 --> 0:46:59.160 to get it done. A weekend. I got up and 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.879 I got into the very familiar department store at nine am, 0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:06.000 so there was there was literally no one around and 0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:07.799 to go there, and I said the woman, Hey, look, 0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:09.759 I just want to exchange that they don't fit. 0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:11.360 Did you go that early because you didn't want to 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:11.799 be seen? 0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.080 No? No, I just wanted I didn't want the queue. 0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:16.240 I can't stand I can't stand it when I'm queueing 0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:17.919 and there's someone in front of you and you know that, 0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.520 Oh god, they're getting stuff out the carrier bag. It's 0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:23.399 a refund. They get that receipt out. And why why 0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.640 is no one trained on the till to just give 0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:26.959 a refund as well? 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:29.360 Seriously, why are they going to go and get Steve? 0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:31.440 On this case? She had to call someone called Todd. 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.200 She goes, well, I have to call Todd, and I went, 0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:35.280 who's here? Is that a mate? 0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:36.680 And sometimes he a fan of the show? 0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:37.640 Who's Todd? 0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:41.000 Sometimes they do the refund over the loudspeaker, so refund 0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:44.239 on us six so that everybody knows this cheap's case 0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:45.480 is trying to bring his back. 0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:49.960 So anyway, I get them out, and i'd ripped the 0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:50.839 tags off them. 0:47:51.840 --> 0:47:56.040 Now normally this who does that? I do as soon 0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:57.520 as I get in, I just ripped the tank. 0:47:58.200 --> 0:47:58.879 I'll try it later. 0:47:59.000 --> 0:48:00.920 I had the tag, so I said, look, I've got 0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:05.239 the tags. I've got to hear of a scene there, right, 0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:07.480 you are the. 0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:09.480 Exact difficult person that you say that you. 0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:12.240 Oh, no, I've got I've got the tags. 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:14.440 I just took them off so they can put that 0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:17.239 little you know, that little posty thing. You've got a gun. 0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:18.560 There must be a gun out the bat that just 0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:24.000 goes She goes, oh, these tags have been removed, and 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:26.479 looks start to sort of do some finally like that's 0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:30.560 the end of this case. In case, I went, look, 0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:32.680 but the tags are there. Then I started out, because 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:34.680 I have a theory. You say anything in this country 0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:36.960 in a very sort of up to my English accent 0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:38.640 a bit, I said, actually, if you read the receipt, 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.480 my statutory rights are I don't know what that means. 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:43.359 I've heard it in the movie. My statue rights aren't 0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:46.799 affected by not having the tags attached. And she went, oh, right, 0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:49.320 and she goes, how do I know you haven't worn these? 0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:52.400 I said, I said, he's gonna have to take a 0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:54.720 wild lib of faith that I don't get my kicks 0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:57.719 as a forty nine year old man traveling around from 0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:01.640 David Jones to Myers, buying stuff, wearing it and taking 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:02.000 it back. 0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:03.800 But how do you have a new set of clothes 0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:06.399 every day? And now we know, now we know back 0:49:06.400 --> 0:49:07.240 after the show. 0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:09.359 There's going to be a scam on me and a 0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:12.319 count affair one day. And then she goes, okay, and 0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:14.520 she goes, are these and they were literally brandy or 0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:15.000 I hadn't worn them? 0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:19.360 Okay, She goes, are these soiled? What I said? No, No, 0:49:19.440 --> 0:49:21.920 they have worn. She I just w to go. 0:49:22.040 --> 0:49:24.319 She does this, She picks up both the hoodies and 0:49:24.360 --> 0:49:28.840 does this. I'm gonna have to call Todd and I go, 0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:30.360 who is who is Todd? 0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:31.880 I take her. 0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:34.400 I even take a voucher. You know, I preferredness have 0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:38.799 the money refunded. Who's Tod? She goes, area manager, This 0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:40.719 is going to go to the area is now it's 0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:42.440 now ten minutes I've been talking to right, it's ten 0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:44.560 minutes past night. A queue is starting to build behind me. 0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:48.080 I'm sweating with a sheer awkwardness. Right, it's it's awful. 0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:49.640 And Tod's got a better nose on him as well, 0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:51.839 so he can really sniff out a sane if they're 0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:52.160 in there. 0:49:53.000 --> 0:49:55.120 You know, if I've been soiling these hoodies and I 0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:57.520 bring him back pre warn pre sold hoodies. 0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:59.319 Anyway, Todd's Todd's a great guy. 0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:02.200 Todd's do great. It all goes through. I get the refund. 0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:03.920 I actually for now on I think I'm just going 0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.719 to pay someone on air tasker. I actually think if 0:50:06.719 --> 0:50:09.000 there's a separate thing on ubers people just to take 0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:11.640 your stuff back and get a refund, they'd make a fortune. 0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:14.319 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:17.160 We've got tickets you to go and see Michael Booble 0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:20.239 this Christmas Global Superstar Michael Booble because you don't know 0:50:20.239 --> 0:50:21.560 who he is, ah. 0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:28.040 Like Cal Boobleze from those adverts for what if? 0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:31.560 Is he local superstar Michael Booble, No global. 0:50:31.520 --> 0:50:36.200 Tones and nice dad? 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Today's time wasteter. I went 0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:16.520 to the cinema over the weekend and I took my 0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:18.840 wife to see It's the first time I've been to 0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:20.719 Cinnamon two years a Right, it was great just to 0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:23.040 go back to cinema, even seeing the trailers, to tell 0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:24.720 her what we saw a trailer for that looks brilliant. 0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:28.759 The new Top Gun movie, Maverick, Oh my god, I 0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:30.359 told you he was a smoke show in that Tom 0:51:30.360 --> 0:51:32.440 Cruise at fifty seven fifty seven. 0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:35.400 Tell me what it looks. He looks. He looks healthier 0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.320 and more vibrant. What is it about the first Top Gun? No, 0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:39.439 The Night Miles Tennor. 0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.919 I didn't realize Myles Tennor is like the young Hymn 0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:44.319 version of him kind of in the movie. But it 0:51:44.360 --> 0:51:46.759 looks brilliant to my wife to see this. Turns out 0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:49.960 The north Men is not a date night movie. I 0:51:50.040 --> 0:51:52.200 heard this and thought, this is this is a date 0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:52.719 night movie. 0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:58.320 Follow save you, mother, I'm killing you. 0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:03.000 Her strength breaks men's phones. 0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:08.920 I have the coming to break their minds. I need 0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:10.720 to break their minds. He breaks their phones. 0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:11.640 By night. 0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:14.280 We will carry on my bloodshot vengeance. 0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:18.680 It's got a sword in it, by the way, called 0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:19.440 night Blade. 0:52:19.560 --> 0:52:21.960 I guess you can pitch it as a night blade. 0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:24.840 Pitch it to your partner as a period drama because 0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:26.640 your wife has like my wife. 0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:29.239 Sold it as a love story that just happened to 0:52:29.239 --> 0:52:32.000 be set in Viking times. And she was like, okay, 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:34.560 because she if you said her love story, she will 0:52:34.560 --> 0:52:38.800 go and see it very quickly. It's a violent, so violent, 0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:43.520 so violent, a Viking revenge movie. And spoiler, the Vikings 0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:45.200 are the way they do get their revenge. There's a 0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.719 lot of chopping in hacking throughout the whole movie, and 0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:50.239 the only seats that we could find or I could 0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:53.160 book one that we're right at the front, so we 0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:55.000 were right in the action. 0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:57.040 Seeing that Viking Revenge. 0:52:56.600 --> 0:53:01.960 Movie, my wife didn't enjoy it ten out of ten 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:06.839 from me. All right, So rom com action movie, take 0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:09.200 an action movie, try and turn it into a rom com. 0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:11.759 You're read to mark, Jackie boy, whell I be going 0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:15.320 to see superstar Michael Boomblay, Let's find out legally? 0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:22.400 Bond gold, when Dirty Harry met Sally Silver plus Notting 0:53:22.480 --> 0:53:26.040 Hills Cop. What's that Notting Hills Cop instead of Beverly 0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:30.680 Hills Cop and Notting Hills Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant 0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:31.520 in one movie. 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:34.600 I'd pay good money for that silver plus, I Love 0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:40.480 You Spider Man silver, The Devil Wears Predator gold and 0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:44.279 in the Indiana Jones's Diary Gold. All right, Jackie boy, 0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:46.440 what have you got rom com action movies? 0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:49.879 James Bond a great action hero. James Bond. 0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:52.160 All right, we get it. It's like a global superstar. 0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:55.640 Methy Boobley gbal action hero. 0:53:56.080 --> 0:54:00.120 James Bond is the man with the Golden heart. Oh 0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:05.880 he's such a nice guy. Bless bronze. All that's the 0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:08.840 best I can do, Jack Sadly, that's my best one. 0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:11.880 Nod you snigre at one earlier? Was it the stomach rumblings? 0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:17.279 That was man with the golden heart? Oh, dear, we 0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:18.600 love terms of endearment. 0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:20.359 Such a sweet Oh it is it is? Yeah? 0:54:20.400 --> 0:54:22.800 Yeah, beautiful looking forward to terminators of endearment. 0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:25.360 Now that's more like it. Gold. 0:54:26.239 --> 0:54:27.719 You've got matrix. 0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:30.719 That's also gold. No, that's good. 0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:33.959 And the hills have eyes wide shut and. 0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:36.000 We're back down to Bronze. Up and Downies. 0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:40.040 The Christian Connell Show Podcast rom. 0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:40.960 Comma action movie. 0:54:41.040 --> 0:54:43.000 Take an action movie, try and turn it into a 0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:46.200 rom Comma romantic comedy. Jack, you're ready to Mark. 0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:46.600 Let's do it. 0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:48.360 Ten things I beat out of you? 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:56.439 Oh, Bronze driving, Miss Rambo not that good but still funny, funny. 0:54:57.200 --> 0:55:01.480 Daniel, He's just not that alien's you? Silver? 0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:06.239 I try though, Mark almost there, Bridget Jones in the Temple. 0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:08.520 Of Doom, Silver plus. 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:09.680 Rambo's notebook. 0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:14.200 Bronze about eighty thousand of those rabos notebook people just 0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:16.480 trying about what can they cram in. There's a really 0:55:16.520 --> 0:55:21.680 full on action movie with notebook ps I killed Bill Silver, 0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:22.640 that's very good. 0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:28.120 What and Andrea downtown? Where's my abbey? So the dude 0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:31.920 wears my car. So much going on there. Neither of 0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:34.160 them are action movies. Mike. 0:55:36.000 --> 0:55:38.719 Look, I haven't seen the new Downton Abbey unless it 0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:48.440 takes a real dramatic choice. Quentin Tarantino presents What a 0:55:48.560 --> 0:55:49.320 Girl Wants. 0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:53.080 That's clever. Joe Maddie in love. Max. 0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:57.240 Oh, he's so happy now of mad Max Silver. Adam 0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.200 Sandler is the wedding Slayer. 0:56:00.160 --> 0:56:00.719 That's very good. 0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:01.000 Ray. 0:56:04.040 --> 0:56:07.920 Four wedding, four fast weddings and a furious funeral. Silver. 0:56:08.200 --> 0:56:12.319 I've going on there, Sammy the Fight, Breakfast Club, run, 0:56:14.320 --> 0:56:16.400 saving private rides, heartstrings. 0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:18.200 Poor guys. 0:56:18.239 --> 0:56:21.280 Somebody have a word with him, give him Mark. 0:56:22.480 --> 0:56:27.600 Scarlet, I love that Tango and Cinderella, Silver Doublo. 0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:31.920 Seven Weddings and a Funeral, Silver, I liked it all right. 0:56:32.000 --> 0:56:34.640 Who is off to see that global superstar Mickey Bobles. 0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:37.400 Congratulations Ray for the wedding Slayer. 0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:39.759 Well don't Ray, You're the winner. They enjoy going to 0:56:39.800 --> 0:56:42.560 see Michael Bouble at the end of the year. Tickets 0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:43.360 on now ticketec. 0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:47.040 Christian Connell's show podcast all. 0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:49.920 Right Tomorrow, Show Today, So back tomorrow, Another chance to 0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:53.359 play That's my mum. Will a mumby recognized within an 0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:55.000 hour or will we just have to say what the 0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:57.520 mum's name is called or be revealed on tomorrow's show. 0:56:57.640 --> 0:57:00.959 And also and last Friday show, when we. 0:57:00.840 --> 0:57:03.560 Were talking about how it's Mother's Day this Sunday and 0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:05.360 we're doing this thing every day this week. If you 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:08.279 can spot your mom just from a little but we 0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:11.000 play of her voice, you can win a thousand dollars 0:57:11.040 --> 0:57:13.160 to spend on Binglee. We were playing a bit of 0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:15.560 TV's most famous mom, so we played a bit of 0:57:15.800 --> 0:57:16.440 Carol Brady. 0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:18.760 Here's the story. 0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:24.040 I love it, Lady Jack Graville. He had it in 0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:27.840 his own words, not mine, an unhealthy obsession with Carol Brady, 0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:30.760 but with the whole Brady. You said, Carol Brady, it's 0:57:30.800 --> 0:57:32.720 with all of them. And I was just that I 0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:33.720 don't know many. 0:57:33.480 --> 0:57:36.560 People of your age that watched this show because when 0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:38.240 you were a kid, you know South Park would have 0:57:38.280 --> 0:57:40.479 been on. You're watching this with your mom and dad, 0:57:40.520 --> 0:57:41.680 or because it was a family show. 0:57:41.720 --> 0:57:44.600 I watched it religiously the rewams, not with mum and dad, 0:57:45.280 --> 0:57:47.760 just by myself. From the ages of seven to ten. 0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:48.640 I wouldn't miss an. 0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:51.360 Episode, really, And what was it. You enjoyed so much 0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:51.800 about it. 0:57:51.840 --> 0:57:54.520 I just loved the wholesome family. I wish that I 0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:56.920 was part of their family, could hang out with the sisters, 0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:59.520 with the brothers. I wish Carol was my mom. Not 0:57:59.520 --> 0:58:01.200 that I had a pussionaire, But then. 0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:03.320 Why would you just go on Friday show and as 0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:04.720 an unhealthy obsession? 0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:07.680 Because I wasn't. I wasn't allowed to miss an episode 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:09.960 and my parents would punish me if I was naughty. 0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:11.880 I wasn't allowed to watch the Bait Brady Bunch. That 0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:12.800 was my punishment. 0:58:12.920 --> 0:58:15.240 Really, Tom, on the show, we want to hear about 0:58:15.280 --> 0:58:17.200 your unhealthy obsessions. 0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:18.600 Have a great day. Thanks for listening. 0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:22.880 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.