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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Friday night. I took my daughters out for a

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Speaker 2: bite to eat, so it's just me and them. As

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Speaker 2: we live in jeans. We don't have to wear suits

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Speaker 2: at work. We're very lucky we wear jeans. So do

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Speaker 2: you find that you get through your jeans? They don't

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Speaker 2: have that long in life because they get frayed around

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Speaker 2: for a gentleman. They get from I mean, Patsy, you

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Speaker 2: always look very she looks, you know, she always looks

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Speaker 2: like she's got a proper job. Yep, you and I

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Speaker 2: you could if you try to guess what we do

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Speaker 2: for a living. We do not like we're broadcasting professionals. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we could look like we do anything because we're in

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Speaker 2: jeans most of the time. I find that, don't you

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Speaker 2: find after a while the jeans, the seat of them,

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Speaker 2: it gets very thin and threadback. I was going to

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Speaker 2: say the same Mine always start to wear out, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: right underneath. Yeah, that's it's call that, you know, let's

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Speaker 2: all be polite here. But the gusset area, like the guts,

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Speaker 2: it from men's jeans, if you're in them, you know,

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Speaker 2: seven days a week like we are. It gets from

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Speaker 2: a threadbed, doesn't it. And because you don't look.

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Speaker 3: At that part of the gene, you just put them on.

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Speaker 3: You don't always know, which is.

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Speaker 2: Why when I was getting out of the Ubra on

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Speaker 2: Friday night, I've got my two kids and suddenly I

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Speaker 2: get it and it was it was a low down car,

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Speaker 2: like a slom car. As we were getting out of it,

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Speaker 2: just at the outside of the restaurant, I sort of

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Speaker 2: twisted it get out and you know, when you know,

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Speaker 2: straightway of torn it. It was just it was a noise.

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Speaker 2: It was denim jeans as well. Once that starts to

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Speaker 2: tear with a thigh, it's not a small one. It's

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Speaker 2: a great, big, gaping flap. It wasn't that. That's that's

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Speaker 2: like more like a lighter fabric. It was more like this.

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Speaker 2: As I try to get out of the uber in

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Speaker 2: front of the restaurant as well, that's it. The kids

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Speaker 2: look around and they went, oh my god, what's that you?

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Speaker 2: Oh no? And I felt it's like the White House

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Speaker 2: has been breached. I felt, you've got to protect the president. Okay, swarm, swarm?

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Speaker 2: I felt air, whether ship fill air?

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Speaker 3: I guess, like you know, wh what do you call it?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: The airplane, the window pops open, and you you've got

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Speaker 2: to preserve dignity.

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Speaker 3: Down there at all times.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you've got to keep that cave protected. So straight away, right,

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Speaker 2: I'm the girl's going they're behind me. The god you

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Speaker 2: can see there's a great big there's a gap. There's

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Speaker 2: a flap right, your backside is visible, especially when you

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Speaker 2: have pale skin as well.

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Speaker 3: I'm the same. It's like as soon as there's a

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Speaker 3: whole very obvious to everybody, that old white pasty five.

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Speaker 3: It's like a ham or something. It doesn't look well

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Speaker 3: the color of the skin. Is he got you've got something?

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Speaker 3: Whatever is he is? He allowed out of quarantine.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, we sit down the table and the kids like,

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Speaker 2: what you're going to do. I said, you got the

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Speaker 2: toilet as well, You've got to go upstairs.

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Speaker 3: It's going to get worse. So I had to maguive

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Speaker 3: the situation. I've got a napkin, right, and.

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Speaker 2: When they weren't looking around on the back of my

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Speaker 2: pants actually like a kind of protector, like an extra

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Speaker 2: sort of a gauze there, like triage on myself. And

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Speaker 2: then went up to the toilet that it clearly looked

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Speaker 2: like a napkin down the back of my ears. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: this morning, I want to know what is it when

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Speaker 2: you have a wardrobe malfunction. It's never at a good time.

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Speaker 2: You're out in public and you've got to improvise and

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Speaker 2: do something. Okay, So this morning your wardrobe malfunctions? Where

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Speaker 2: were you?

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Speaker 3: What happened? And how did you? Mcguy for it?

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So wardrobe malfunctions, Kim, good.

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Speaker 5: Morning, good morning. How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Kem are you well this morning?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely just pulled up at work so absladly that's okay.

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Speaker 6: Yes, No, I was walking into a shop and I've

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Speaker 6: got my dress caught on the door as I walked in,

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Speaker 6: and it tore from the armpit three quarters of the

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Speaker 6: way down my dressed.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely. I walked in and I was so embarrassed. So

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to hop my dress together and I asked

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Speaker 5: the lady for a stake well and city after before

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Speaker 5: I could get at the back and I put this

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Speaker 5: thing together to work.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're talking under the armpits, you're talking

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Speaker 2: like your brass trap is visible and stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: Everything, And I'm just like, holy crap now, so she

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Speaker 5: was actually surprised that it worked.

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Speaker 3: So did you stay on your own or did you

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Speaker 3: get her to help them? Stap away? You know?

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Speaker 5: And I had to literally go out the back, take

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Speaker 5: the dress off, staple the whole thing down, and put

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Speaker 5: it back on.

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Speaker 2: Every praise, high level improvise and skills. You're in my guy,

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Speaker 2: for yourself. I'm impressed. This is what Janet Jackson needed

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Speaker 2: the Super.

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Speaker 3: Bowl was a.

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Speaker 5: There's stapler and super glue. Yeah, but it actually it works.

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Speaker 5: It was enough to get home and I high tailed

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Speaker 5: it out of the shop. She goes, he's still want

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Speaker 5: to keep shopping out of way. Yeah, I'll come back.

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Speaker 3: It's like wardrobe treochs. You're doing there. That's amazing. Thank

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Speaker 3: you very much. Going bye, Let's go to mal.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good way, Christian.

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Speaker 7: How are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good mate, So your wardrobe malfunction will happened.

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Speaker 7: I was teaching golf on the on the first team.

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Speaker 3: Let me get those those guys.

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Speaker 2: Slacks are way too tight, aren't they?

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Speaker 7: Two beautiful young mums in front of twenty or thirty

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Speaker 7: people on the first tea, waiting to hit off and

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Speaker 7: rip from belt to crutch.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my god, lady.

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Speaker 7: Down a whole lot. Yeah, so quickly rip my dumper off,

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Speaker 7: tied it around my waist, thinking no worries. So as

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Speaker 7: soon as I jumping apart. But because I'm color blind,

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Speaker 7: the jokes on me. So I head up and buy

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Speaker 7: a pair of purple pants, come back to tell the

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Speaker 7: story about the embarrassing pants ripping, and realize that I've

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Speaker 7: now embarrassed myself twice.

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Speaker 3: Your purple golf slacks. I didn't know they came here purple.

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Speaker 5: Going on there?

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Speaker 7: Y yeah, yeah, So that was a good day.

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Speaker 3: All right, now, thank you very much, and Coil have

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Speaker 3: a good week.

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Speaker 7: All right, thanks mate, Dom.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Tom, Good morning, how are you all. I'm good.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 4: I split my pants from front tobacco right through the

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Speaker 4: crutch and I fixed them. I fixed them with surgical tape.

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Speaker 4: Mind you, this was at about ten o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 4: and I was working till flave thirty that night.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I described the situation, and where are you are?

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Speaker 3: You just started.

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Speaker 4: Work or I was I just started shift for the day,

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Speaker 4: because I was working back then, I was working in

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Speaker 4: retail pharmacy, and I was just about you could literally

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Speaker 4: say I was nine months pregnant, so nothing real was

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Speaker 4: early fitting, and I twisted the wrong way and the

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Speaker 4: whole the whole crutch split and I'm talking thanks gud,

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Speaker 4: I wore nickers. Let's put it that way. Nothing was

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Speaker 4: hidden and surgical taped it all up.

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Speaker 2: So how are you behind the counter at the farms,

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Speaker 2: because you've got those big old counters there anyway, so

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Speaker 2: we never.

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Speaker 4: Know, no, no, no, behind the counter, on the floor.

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Speaker 4: It was everywhere. We're going back twenty eight years here,

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Speaker 4: So there was jack of all trades at that stage

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Speaker 4: with it, and it just went. So I had to

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Speaker 4: surgical tape the day.

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Speaker 3: In all that surgical tape. You've got all manner of

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Speaker 3: stuff you could use.

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Speaker 1: I guess well we did.

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Speaker 5: We did.

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Speaker 4: But the surgical tapes the way to go. Half a

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Speaker 4: role it held and it.

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Speaker 2: Helps if you're some when you're getting atvenuver after have

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Speaker 2: a bike to eat.

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Speaker 3: I don't have sarch your tape as a backup on me.

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Speaker 3: Dig some in your pocket, all right, I will for now,

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Speaker 3: And thank you show mum.

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Speaker 1: M.

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Speaker 4: I was very pregnant and I needed a lot o triplets.

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Speaker 3: Tom. Thank you very much. You cool take care of me, Bye.

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Speaker 4: Hey guys.

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