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Speaker 1: Here is MITUREI and Community for episode sixty two.
Speaker 3: Here we are Mitch and I.
Speaker 2: Happy Easter, everyone, the Easter.
Speaker 1: Jenna groundskeeper is here.
Speaker 2: If you're listening the day this episode drops, it is
Speaker 2: literally Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1: He has risen. I even got some Eastern music for us.
Speaker 2: What is Eastern music? I don't think that exists.
Speaker 1: It's a gurgler. This is technically a hymn.
Speaker 4: This is beautiful child.
Speaker 1: I looked everywhere for hers but couldn't find them.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we can't do this.
Speaker 1: We can't Jesus hal rithm.
Speaker 5: No, of course, but I feel like.
Speaker 2: Some people in this building actually this very radio studio
Speaker 2: have come unstuck fire and making some religious jokes.
Speaker 5: So let's maybe see clear of that.
Speaker 1: I've got a backup.
Speaker 6: Hym No, this isn't a hymn of the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is royalty free Eastern music. Because it took
Speaker 1: me so long to find out Easter music. What is
Speaker 1: Eastern music?
Speaker 5: I don't understand what makes it Eastern music, but whatever.
Speaker 1: I also got rabbit noises if you wanted to, we
Speaker 1: could play them in the background. I haven't played them yet.
Speaker 1: That's just Jenna.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of a dog squeaky toy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my, they're rabbits. I don't like that they're gone.
Speaker 1: Just the music. Happy Easter, guys, if you celebrated or not,
Speaker 1: we're here. We're having fun, and I hope you're having
Speaker 1: a great time with your families wherever you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I'll be back in bog And Gates
Speaker 2: by the time this episode comes out.
Speaker 1: Oh and I'll be I don't know, maybe one kind
Speaker 1: of surprise chocolate down and probably that's your favorite every Easter,
Speaker 1: I said, Mom, I want the Easter surprise big one.
Speaker 2: Are they technically eat the chocolate aren't they just generic
Speaker 2: egg shaped chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yes, but they make them in a big Formuly're like
Speaker 1: the size of a football, so much fun, and the
Speaker 1: toy is always so shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, like what it's.
Speaker 1: As a bionicle or a little car. I'm like that, like, no,
Speaker 1: that's what I think. One year we got a little
Speaker 1: a little Ferbie like I think they did a collab
Speaker 1: and I loved it. But every year since I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's got to be good. I have to one up
Speaker 1: the Ferby. No, so it's always terrible. What's your go
Speaker 1: to chocolate?
Speaker 2: My Oh, I'm a very big fan of the redlip.
Speaker 2: I always look forward to it at this time of year.
Speaker 2: I love a red tulip.
Speaker 1: That's so underrated, country kid, that's all they could get
Speaker 1: to bog and gat Jenna, Well.
Speaker 4: I love red tulip.
Speaker 1: Oh well, so sorry. It's like that's the chocolate that
Speaker 1: you get exclusively at Audi or bi Low, Like it's
Speaker 1: the same brand. It's off brand.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not. It's not like the super crap
Speaker 2: chocolate that the grandparents buy from reject shop. But it
Speaker 2: is like a step below your normal Cadbury chocolate.
Speaker 1: It's a kind of chocolate that if you peeled the
Speaker 1: foil off the little bunny, you had a nibble, then
Speaker 1: left it for a day, you'd come back and it
Speaker 1: would be all white and chalky bullshit wood.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what it is about the redchulet,
Speaker 2: but they hit different for me. But then I found
Speaker 2: out recently that they're actually made by Cadbury, so it's
Speaker 2: technically the same shit, different wrapper.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense when.
Speaker 1: They for me like that. When companies do that, I'm like, shit,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I'm obsessed with Cadbury, Cabri. I'm
Speaker 1: a Cabri man.
Speaker 5: Throw it's the same ship but better.
Speaker 2: It's really what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe it's like the iHeartRadio brand.
Speaker 1: And then you've got different podcasts. Yes, they all have
Speaker 1: the parent company, but they're all very different.
Speaker 2: That's a very good analogy, actually, But I'm telling you
Speaker 2: it's the same stuff I've actually brought in.
Speaker 5: As you can see, I brought into.
Speaker 2: Bunnies. One is the Cadbury, one is my favorite, the
Speaker 2: red tulip. And so I'm going to blindfold you and
Speaker 2: see if you can taste the difference well, and also
Speaker 2: which one you think is better as well? Because taste. Now, Jenna,
Speaker 2: I feel that out of all of us, you're the
Speaker 2: most evil. Would you mind bashing these bunnies faces?
Speaker 5: Inform me that misconnect them.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that was not the myth that I thought
Speaker 2: you were going to do. Put it on the plate
Speaker 2: and then bash it with your fist like she was
Speaker 2: glassing someone. She had the bunny in her hand and
Speaker 2: crossed it on the end of the table. Okay, that'll
Speaker 2: do things dinner.
Speaker 5: No, I don't make that.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that. Oh yeah, that is a rabbit
Speaker 2: into threats.
Speaker 1: Don't play that. Let me see this. Oh I can't blind.
Speaker 2: Forward and she's gonna you're gonna have two plates.
Speaker 1: True, but well, Jenna bashes the bunny, which is not
Speaker 1: a euphemism. How do you celebrate your Lisa? What do
Speaker 1: you do always back home with the family.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just watching her. She makes the easiest tasks
Speaker 2: looks really difficult. Where did she.
Speaker 1: Get a mallet.
Speaker 2: Taking?
Speaker 1: Does she just wear a construction belt at all times?
Speaker 1: Do you have leather chaps with a mallet?
Speaker 2: I'm gathering a bit of red chill while we can turn.
Speaker 1: The bunny music off it. Okay, Now, Jenny, you were
Speaker 1: there at the first death of Jesus. Yes, do you
Speaker 1: believe he died for your sins?
Speaker 4: I do. I do personally believe that he did die
Speaker 4: for my sins.
Speaker 1: You actually helped push the concrete stone over the cavern
Speaker 1: that he slept in for three days.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I did, and it was the hardest
Speaker 4: three days.
Speaker 1: You told me before he went in, he winked at you.
Speaker 1: He did, just to say a jen he'd get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 4: It was just a specific wink like.
Speaker 1: It was a wink like no other can imagine.
Speaker 2: All Right, here we go. So there is a plate
Speaker 2: on your left and a plate on your right. One
Speaker 2: is Cadbury, one is red schorlip. So try the one
Speaker 2: at a time and tell me which one you think
Speaker 2: is red chorlop.
Speaker 1: Straight off the bat, I can tell you that this
Speaker 1: is a piece of chocolate.
Speaker 2: Okay. He just tried the plate on the right.
Speaker 1: Way. Yes, okay, I feel confident I already know what
Speaker 1: that is. Okay, but I will taste plate too for fairness. Right,
Speaker 1: I've seen the Queen's gambit.
Speaker 2: All trying the plate on the left.
Speaker 1: That's Cadbury. It is Red Chulp done.
Speaker 2: Are you locking in that answer?
Speaker 1: I'm locking it in with my hand on my head.
Speaker 2: So the plate you're holding in on your rights?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: You think that's red Schulup. You think that's disgusting, You
Speaker 2: can't stand it.
Speaker 1: The one that I tasted first definitely tasted like a
Speaker 1: poor family would have bought it.
Speaker 2: Remove your blindfold, fuck a.
Speaker 6: Lot.
Speaker 2: Look there you go.
Speaker 1: Do Let's start the show.
Speaker 2: Well, from Red Chulip to Red Ruster. If episode you've
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Speaker 1: the same way we do every week with do is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 1: I'll we call them igems affectionately, something we've noticed, something
Speaker 1: we hate or appreciate. Mine, guys, is very confronting, very sexual,
Speaker 1: and it's left my relationship potentially in limbo.
Speaker 2: What God, that sounds intense.
Speaker 1: It's something that I need your advice on.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, before we get into that which is quick
Speaker 2: FYI also coming up TV Things. It's a spin off
Speaker 2: of Talkback Things because there's been some wack shit happening
Speaker 2: in the TV world, So we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I got that wrong. I'm livered. Was
Speaker 1: this close to getting a cab Re sponsorship too.
Speaker 2: Could have been the face of frog Tulip beautiful. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to bang on you know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was a richness about that. Cabris very sweet, and
Speaker 1: I think red Chilip has a more adult flavor. So
Speaker 1: we were right in saying that, Yes, owned by the
Speaker 1: same parent company, but the chocolate is different. I'd have
Speaker 1: to be. He's going first UFS only time to process. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's jump in. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Have you ever lived through a plague of sorts?
Speaker 4: Not the black plague?
Speaker 5: We're not talking about your past lives.
Speaker 2: This life so plague.
Speaker 1: I've been to several plays in my tenure in New
Speaker 1: York City when I lived there, but no plagues.
Speaker 2: Oh great, well, lucky you city boy, because coun'try boy here.
Speaker 2: I've lived through a mouthplague. I've lived through a locust plague.
Speaker 2: That was interesting. I've to treat it like, you know,
Speaker 2: we'd rite they'd be locusts everywhere.
Speaker 1: What's the fuck as a locust?
Speaker 2: They're kind of like grasshoppers. Yeah, and they'd be everywhere,
Speaker 2: and we'd ride our bikes through them, and it was
Speaker 2: like those romantic scenes where like the autumn leaves blow
Speaker 2: up either side of you, beiful, almost like confetti. We're
Speaker 2: just like ride through the locust plague and they just
Speaker 2: flutter around us.
Speaker 5: It was beautiful mith plagues.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait when you say plague, you mean
Speaker 1: there's a lot of them or are they dead?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a shitload of them.
Speaker 4: Oh my, there a lies.
Speaker 2: So the irony is that, you know how all the
Speaker 2: farmers were going through like horrific droughts over the last
Speaker 2: few years, and they've had a good couple of years recently.
Speaker 2: The irony is that all the extra rain and all
Speaker 2: the extra produce has actually created a perfect breeding environment
Speaker 2: for mice, which are now eating all the grain that
Speaker 2: they rips during the good years. Oh no, So Mum
Speaker 2: calls me the other day and says, hi, darling, are
Speaker 2: you coming home for Reesa?
Speaker 5: And I said, of course, I wouldn't miss it for
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, great, So just remember that mouse plague
Speaker 2: when you were little? Yeah, another one.
Speaker 5: I was like, what are you really?
Speaker 2: I googled it.
Speaker 5: I feel really flack.
Speaker 2: It's been going on for months. Most jobs out Whales
Speaker 2: and like Lower Queensland, fucking mice everywhere, Jenne, have you
Speaker 2: got that video we found earlier?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I have Google. Google one of my googling
Speaker 1: mouse plague.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's all you need to google. And so they
Speaker 2: like to hang in haystacks and like grain silos and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and they're just everywhere. I read something
Speaker 2: like one mice couple, like two heterosexual mouth mice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sorry, I've seen the footage. Yes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's thousands of them.
Speaker 2: I read that two heady mice like a couple of
Speaker 2: heterosexual mice can make up to five hundred.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, there are thousands on a haystack.
Speaker 2: Yeah everywhere.
Speaker 1: So I mean when you say you've lived through a plague,
Speaker 1: I mean it doesn't really affect you, doesn't, oh Jendle
Speaker 1: the flashbacks in his eye?
Speaker 2: How would you feel about having a fuckload of mice
Speaker 2: around you? And also this is you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: exactly having my income affected like the farmers are, but
Speaker 2: on a very petty level.
Speaker 5: Mama says.
Speaker 2: So the house is mostly fine, although there is a
Speaker 2: smell coming from your room onely that I haven't dealt
Speaker 2: with yet, but promise I will before you come home
Speaker 2: for esa.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what could that be? What dead mis multiple.
Speaker 2: Dead mice in my feeling.
Speaker 5: I've actually I don't think you fathom.
Speaker 2: No, a mouse plague is. You're downplaying it like it's
Speaker 2: not like you know, the Spanish flu whatever. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: still pretty fuck to have excessive amounts of mice in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: I had mice growing up. I had Curious the mouse,
Speaker 1: and then I had James the Mouse. We grew up
Speaker 1: with mice as pets, so I think they'd be quite lovely.
Speaker 1: That's definitely the city. I've never had a plague in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got that to look forward to over the
Speaker 5: East Holidays.
Speaker 1: Back bike marks in his little toe into hospital because
Speaker 1: of bike marks.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh, this is what this plant. I'm serious.
Speaker 2: It's not just a thing to make jokes about how
Speaker 2: cute a mice they carry, and sorry they do. But
Speaker 2: there's all these people being like you have to dispose
Speaker 2: of them. You know, ethically and all this stuff, and
Speaker 2: it's like babes, it's a plague. It's beyond that point
Speaker 2: their cat. God knows what disease they're carting around. I
Speaker 2: would stomp on every one of them individually if it
Speaker 2: meant the plague ended way.
Speaker 1: What an image in his little sparkly converse and that
Speaker 1: he was sent from the pr company. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: so people want you to collect them in a little
Speaker 1: shoe box and cut them off. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know re homeing them called the RSPCA. I
Speaker 5: have a rogue mouse.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they want, but basically there's no
Speaker 2: nice way about it. I'll see if I can get
Speaker 2: a video for our Instagram while I'm at home over ASA,
Speaker 2: see if I can find a spot where you just
Speaker 2: kind of it's like you look behind a cabinet and
Speaker 2: they're all just hiding. They don't like to be seen,
Speaker 2: but they're fucking there.
Speaker 1: And are They're the kind of things that when you're
Speaker 1: in bed at night sleeping, you hear like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: hear them running.
Speaker 2: Jane said, it's like that corn ad for McCain's mar
Speaker 2: Oh Mark, there hear no.
Speaker 1: Just firmin we have to do a show from bog
Speaker 1: and Gate. We will one day. It's just timings and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, I'd adore that. I'd have so
Speaker 1: much fun. I'd be sweating and the microphone would brag
Speaker 1: from the salty liquid coming out of my brain.
Speaker 2: But if you've got time off over Issa, come visit
Speaker 2: and you can see all the little mice that you think,
Speaker 2: no trouble at all.
Speaker 1: It looks just like curious as so many idiot country boy.
Speaker 1: All right, ready for my agent?
Speaker 2: Ye is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have you guys never had a threesome?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I never have.
Speaker 2: What Jenna's like, make me admitted, Oh in this life
Speaker 2: or past life, this current life.
Speaker 1: Okay, god, I'm gonna say what She's surprise. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: surprise me because I haven't. And I have this week
Speaker 1: been proposed to by two influences, to media figures, people
Speaker 1: that are quite well known. What via Instagram? I have
Speaker 1: been asked propositioned to have a threesome, one with my
Speaker 1: beautiful partner Hayden and one without.
Speaker 2: No, that was my next question. Then you said two.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're the third, Well, your babe, haven't
Speaker 2: I now I don't watch to report without mate, and
Speaker 2: you just go fuck some other guy.
Speaker 1: Oh it was so bizarre. I just finished the radio
Speaker 1: show this was the first one, this is act one,
Speaker 1: and I got a message from someone being like, just
Speaker 1: heard you in the car. You sound great. But I'm
Speaker 1: like thank you.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: They work at a very well known media publication in
Speaker 1: Australia internationally, and I went, interesting, Hi, this is out
Speaker 1: of the blue talk talk talk talk talk. Conversation went nowhere,
Speaker 1: like it was dead.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm happy to fish for more compliments.
Speaker 5: Yes, that talented.
Speaker 1: Will you fuck me? I asked, and he was like.
Speaker 1: An hour later, when I got home in bed, fully
Speaker 1: showered in my pajamas, he went, hey, are you in
Speaker 1: Hayden open and I was like, we don't have a cafe.
Speaker 1: What does he think? What is he talking about? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he means sexually. I'm like, hey, no, we are not,
Speaker 1: and he goes, we're exclusive, which we've we've discussed it.
Speaker 1: It's what we want to do. That's I'm very protective.
Speaker 1: So so just we just wouldn't work for us, you know.
Speaker 1: Goodness me, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know him as well as I know you, but fuck,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't work for you.
Speaker 1: Oh way, I couldn't do it. Maybe in the future
Speaker 1: I want to be in a different headspace, but right now,
Speaker 1: goodness me. Now I can barely look at myself in
Speaker 1: the mirror, let alone someone else do it well. And
Speaker 1: he went, oh, I'm open with my boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: would really like to fuck you. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh oh, and he's like, yeah, me and my boyfriend open.
Speaker 1: It works for us. I think you're beautiful, You're a hunk.
Speaker 1: And then was like, going for it. I've always thought
Speaker 1: you were beautiful. I'm like, oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: trying to push him away because I felt like he
Speaker 1: was drunk. He messaged me the next morning he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: sorry about last night. I was high, but the offer
Speaker 1: still standing. Oh oh. He didn't even take it back.
Speaker 2: So you're not even tempted to do it, none of
Speaker 2: the slightest well, none of us are going to try
Speaker 2: and persuade you otherwise. Yeah, and I frigid as It's
Speaker 2: very tricky though, as a single gay because there's this
Speaker 2: I think in this day and age, most people believe
Speaker 2: that monogamy is a myth, and I don't think people
Speaker 2: realize how common it is for people to be in
Speaker 2: open relationships. Do you know how many Tinder profiles I
Speaker 2: come across it are like shared, it's a couple.
Speaker 5: They're like they're like, oh.
Speaker 2: Two husbands looking for a third for the night notes,
Speaker 2: things attached, blah blah blah. And yeah, it's actually really
Speaker 2: common to believe that monogamy's old school and that open
Speaker 2: relationships are more healthy because then you don't read cheating
Speaker 2: on each other.
Speaker 1: But I'm not interested, although I've got friends that are
Speaker 1: in open relationships, and I just think it's like the dream,
Speaker 1: like it's the ideal to be able to be so
Speaker 1: in love with one person but sleep around on the side,
Speaker 1: Like that's never gonna happen, So I'm not good for it.
Speaker 1: Then I did get a second one. Ironically this week
Speaker 1: on Snapchat, someone from from another radio station was like,
Speaker 1: you me, Hayden, threesome, they're a penis photo.
Speaker 4: He wasn't just a joke, No, it was legit.
Speaker 2: Wow okay, and so do even bother to run it
Speaker 2: by Hayden vet No.
Speaker 1: I told Hayden about both the instances. I'm vetoing it,
Speaker 1: but I would like to know a bit more so,
Speaker 1: I thought to myself on the waiting in the car,
Speaker 1: who is the slottiest horror of a person that I know?
Speaker 1: The most disgusting, downright rotten swamp dwelling sex positive gay
Speaker 1: man that I know. But unfortunately, Jordan's Mitch's beautiful housemaid.
Speaker 5: Yes, Jordan's the biggest slut you know.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no, he's.
Speaker 1: Just sets positive and he's so open about it. Should
Speaker 1: he ask for advice or she has what to do
Speaker 1: or ask at all?
Speaker 5: This is your origine mate.
Speaker 9: Good evening, Jordan, Hi, where are so?
Speaker 5: You know Mitch described you as the biggest slutty nose?
Speaker 2: No, yes, I called him a whore. He's being fingered, Jordan.
Speaker 1: It's great to have you on. I just I have
Speaker 1: many questions. I don't know if you've been filling on it. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have. But I've been proposed by two
Speaker 1: different people this week to have a threesome. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: wondering a should I do it?
Speaker 9: It depends either hayten or use a jealous.
Speaker 1: Type yes, extremely hello you then?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well yeah then I would definitely say no, don't
Speaker 9: do it?
Speaker 2: Okay, describe to us the perks of a threesome. Why
Speaker 2: do you enjoy them? Because, no doubt you've done.
Speaker 9: Them many many times. So the the perks the threesome,
Speaker 9: many holes, many poles. Of course, Look, you can meet
Speaker 9: new people in the most interesting of ways. It also
Speaker 9: provides a lot of variety in the bedroom. True, so
Speaker 9: it introduces new new positions you can introduce. You know,
Speaker 9: you've got two hands, you can use them both you
Speaker 9: there's a different type. It's a different type of sensuality
Speaker 9: in different type of sex, really, right.
Speaker 1: But my main question is I don't understand what happens
Speaker 1: even when it's just one on one with Hayden and I.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm there's kind of not much I'm doing here.
Speaker 1: It's sort of a to B. It's very straightforward. What
Speaker 1: does the third person do while the other two were
Speaker 1: doing things?
Speaker 9: They kind of well, it depends. Some people just like
Speaker 9: to sit back and watch and then sort of get
Speaker 9: involved a little bit, and the other.
Speaker 2: One that really they get involved a little bit or there.
Speaker 9: Funny story, I have involved food once in a threesome.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 9: Basically? A few years ago, one guy who I've been
Speaker 9: with a few times, he messaged me and he was like, hey,
Speaker 9: I've got a new kink and he's like, my new
Speaker 9: kink is to be fucked with food. I like, what
Speaker 9: just lit up?
Speaker 2: I just said I can incorporate.
Speaker 1: Jordan. You aren't supposed to tell them about that.
Speaker 9: No, So I like what, okay? Continue, He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 9: I like like, you know, grocery items and stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 9: oh what okay? Like he's like, can you do you
Speaker 9: want to come over? And I'm like I mean sure.
Speaker 9: He's like cool, can you go to Cole's before?
Speaker 2: What sort of grossy It's like deodorant cans?
Speaker 1: What are we talking? Did you want an abergine cucumber obergine?
Speaker 9: Yes, cucumber yes, so obergin being eggplants? Yes, eggplants. Cucumber
Speaker 9: capsicum was a really weird one.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's the weird mine. We're talking egg plants here.
Speaker 2: They're quite big, yeah, but a boxy.
Speaker 9: Boxy yeah h. And then there was a bitter melon
Speaker 9: as well, and those are like really bitter melons, like
Speaker 9: a zucchini has ribbed for pleasure basically. And the final
Speaker 9: one was a kent pumpkin.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a huge go ahead with the fruit root.
Speaker 9: Yes, I did go ahead with the fruit root and
Speaker 9: there was so it was a threesome as well. So
Speaker 9: we were fruit. We're basically making a salad inside his asshole.
Speaker 2: Okay, please tell me you didn't put those things back
Speaker 2: in the fridge to go.
Speaker 9: Most of them actually most of them actually got peels,
Speaker 9: and I cooked him into a soup for him.
Speaker 1: Oh, are you serious?
Speaker 9: I am dead serious, Jordan.
Speaker 2: He made a soup out of his rector.
Speaker 9: I didn't eat the soup. How you know, when you
Speaker 9: boil something for a while, he kills all the bacteria.
Speaker 2: I understand that if you boil them, you kill all
Speaker 2: the bacteria.
Speaker 5: But it's not about science. It's about comment sense.
Speaker 1: That's fuck all right, Jordan, thank you for coming on
Speaker 1: the show. We appreciate it.
Speaker 9: That's all right. That's all right, darl enjoy the rest
Speaker 9: of your night.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: I've just been on Domain. I've sent you a couple
Speaker 1: of links. You were moving out of that house.
Speaker 2: Funnily enough, it doesn't affect the life of me nor
Speaker 2: my cats, so I don't give that's what it gets
Speaker 2: up to.
Speaker 5: So I don't mind.
Speaker 1: You know, your pussy's fine, but I don't know about his.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, you're still not keen on the threes, are you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: But the food thing you're off to Harris Farm unti dalla?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Both mitches are very needy.
Speaker 2: So make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say some Red Rooster reviews. Don't forget. If
Speaker 1: you leave a review on the podcast app and you
Speaker 1: read it out on the show, we'll hook you up
Speaker 1: with a new cruntry fried chicken. It's available at Red Rooster.
Speaker 1: Now I'll set you have some merch maybe some vouchers.
Speaker 1: Who knows whatever you need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to have a word to you about that, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Answer me honestly. Are you finding your prizing duties overwhelming?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I've told you, yes, I find it overwhelming.
Speaker 5: No, you haven't actually told me that.
Speaker 2: Every time I've checked in and you've been like, it's fine,
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine. But I just need to tell
Speaker 2: you that I've been getting messages sent to me personally,
Speaker 2: not the podcast page, me personally saying hey, Mitchell, it's
Speaker 2: been weeks I still haven't gotten my prize from Churyuse.
Speaker 2: It's a surprising thing, right, that was your your idea.
Speaker 2: You're like, what if we read out review sad surprise?
Speaker 2: And I said, sounds great. I want nothing to do
Speaker 2: with it. You make it your baby. I don't want
Speaker 2: another thing to think about.
Speaker 1: Did he say that? I did?
Speaker 2: And now here we are we did, And I'm getting
Speaker 2: people saying, hi, Mitch left me on Red I sent
Speaker 2: my address.
Speaker 5: Nothing's arrived.
Speaker 1: I did about three people.
Speaker 2: All our listeners are being let down, like I need
Speaker 2: to just be like, darln, what's the go Are you
Speaker 2: finding it stressful?
Speaker 1: I'm fine to do it. We don't even talk about
Speaker 1: it on here. It's fine. I'm fine. I can get
Speaker 1: it done. And now that I've had the bottom up, mate,
Speaker 1: what's the boot up my ass? It'll be great.
Speaker 2: Well, you have had two warnings off the cloud. Think
Speaker 2: I don't think you're up to it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's your call.
Speaker 2: Well, I do have something else to tell you. Actually,
Speaker 2: I had a meeting with my accountant this week and
Speaker 2: we were talking about the arrangement we have when it
Speaker 2: comes to payment for the podcast, because you know how
Speaker 2: we've got, you know, the merger, the millions, you know,
Speaker 2: the iheartrating stuff, the Red Roosters sponsorship, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: When it came to sorting that out, you and I
Speaker 2: were like, oh, let's just like put it in your
Speaker 2: bank account'll split it later. And I was like, yeah, okay, whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm find no worries. I didn't think anything of it,
Speaker 2: and my accountant told me this week that technically, in
Speaker 2: the eyes of the tax office, that makes you my subcontractor,
Speaker 2: which makes me your employer. Now it doesn't thereby I'm
Speaker 2: the boss here, bitch.
Speaker 4: Oh did you know about this, Jemma, no comment.
Speaker 1: No, this is ridiculous. You're not the boss.
Speaker 2: I mean, you and I both know that we're equal partners.
Speaker 2: But when push comes to shove, which is what's happening now,
Speaker 2: I have to step in and be the boss. It
Speaker 2: pains me to say, Mitchell, but unfortunately impacting this you're fired.
Speaker 1: No I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're fired.
Speaker 1: You can't fire me.
Speaker 5: I can, and I am.
Speaker 2: And it's never an easy conversation to have as an employer.
Speaker 2: This is the thing that we all dread the most,
Speaker 2: having to fire our staff.
Speaker 1: And I'm such a devout Christian.
Speaker 2: You're not performing your prizing duties up to scratch, which
Speaker 2: is why I've had to appoint a new Deputy chief
Speaker 2: of commerce.
Speaker 1: If there's someone fucking hiding in the wings of this
Speaker 1: station for the last couple of hours.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, please put your hands together. For prize
Speaker 2: keeper Jenna. Thank you ever received a promotion.
Speaker 4: Thank you, no longer issue.
Speaker 5: Just grounds keeper Jenna, Prize Deeper Dinner.
Speaker 4: I am the prize.
Speaker 1: I am a half owner in the show. So I'm fired.
Speaker 1: And hey, Mitch, how are you good? How are you good?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Thanks? I just rehide myself because I can't.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. But it's fine. The good news is
Speaker 2: I am willing to rehire you, but in a much,
Speaker 2: much more junior role.
Speaker 1: Very good at this and hr I'm not buying any
Speaker 1: of it. But if I was a junior at Krispy Kreme,
Speaker 1: I'd be terrified.
Speaker 2: You're on probation, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't get any
Speaker 2: with me. I wouldn't get lippy. Oh my god, yes, no,
Speaker 2: So your new junior role, this is what it looks like.
Speaker 2: You can only speak thirty percent less than me. I
Speaker 2: get more words than you. It's no longer fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: I get seventy percent.
Speaker 1: Of the words. Right, that's easy. I'm happy to sit back.
Speaker 2: On the show. Now you're still required on Instagram Live.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the world, yeap you are. You're taking quite
Speaker 2: the pay cut because I can't expect Jenna to work
Speaker 2: like a dog keeping our prizing department afloat without a
Speaker 2: cut of your money.
Speaker 5: This is coming out of your pages.
Speaker 1: So you know I was getting paid nothing.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, get.
Speaker 4: My purse, thank you, thank you, fort This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be informed off. If you knew Jenna,
Speaker 1: you could have text me and said they're going to.
Speaker 4: Bring this no comment, no comment, Well we actually has Where.
Speaker 1: Did you get one hundred dollars bills from? I don't
Speaker 1: think they made them anymore.
Speaker 2: Ye I got it out of our kiddo, which I manage.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you do.
Speaker 1: I still have access to our kidio on that you
Speaker 1: never did.
Speaker 2: It's only my bank account, which is why i'm your employer.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize because you're my subcontractor.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Hold that up.
Speaker 4: I'm not showing you my money.
Speaker 2: She's got a hold what of cash which could have
Speaker 2: been yours? If you've done the painstaking task of walking
Speaker 2: some envelopes downstairs.
Speaker 4: I will see you in court.
Speaker 1: It's there's no court, Jenna.
Speaker 2: And just so you're all across it, the business restructure
Speaker 2: does technically put Jenna in a more senior position than you.
Speaker 1: Also, Jenna's above me.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is, yes, and she's not on probation.
Speaker 4: She's not.
Speaker 1: The business structure. It goes Mitchell. And then I'm a
Speaker 1: co founder. But I have no legal or menagerial.
Speaker 4: Wrong, none, don't don't even mention yourself.
Speaker 1: Then you're not there. That puts price pig.
Speaker 4: Was it it's price key.
Speaker 1: Prize keeper Jenna into icee. Yes, that's right, she's yes,
Speaker 1: second in charge of the cold supervisor desk. And then
Speaker 1: I am a junior.
Speaker 2: Yes on probation propation, so I could be cut at
Speaker 2: any moment.
Speaker 5: Be talking all.
Speaker 1: Let's say.
Speaker 4: Thank you everybody. I will get your prizes out as.
Speaker 1: A generated out the reviews or am I no?
Speaker 2: She can do?
Speaker 4: I will be and guess what I'm prepared. Oh, I
Speaker 4: have bad luck. I found new ones.
Speaker 2: Printed anyway, Prize keeper Jenna, what do we go?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get going. First of all, this is from
Speaker 4: Mellie Bean Mel.
Speaker 2: She goes, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or is this podcast amazing. This podcast is the perfect
Speaker 4: way to treat your ears. Every episode is like catching
Speaker 4: up with good friends. I have often been feeling a
Speaker 4: bit low when I listen to an episode and find
Speaker 4: myself laughing out loud. You can't listen and not feel
Speaker 4: better from it. Uh bah Bah Jenna that's her name. Yes,
Speaker 4: we love her. She makes a show. Actually says that.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the laughs of the community and the entertainment.
Speaker 4: I always look forward to my weekly check ins with
Speaker 4: my family of igim idiots. Thank you, Mellie, Bean mel
Speaker 4: your prize will be coming to you shortly. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Next one, can I get some dound effects?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 6: Sorry, that'll do okay, Now we've got Kao bekai since
Speaker 6: Kaanna laughing manically while grocery shop and then it stopped
Speaker 6: because it was too long. Mitch, Mitch, and Jenna. What
Speaker 6: can I say? I feel like I've been on a journey.
Speaker 4: With you all. A mere six weeks ago, I discovered
Speaker 4: this podcast and have since listened to every episode. I've
Speaker 4: literally just finished the most recent episode. I've loved every
Speaker 4: second and have laughed loudly in public one too many times,
Speaker 4: haven't we all, Most notably in Aldie around a week
Speaker 4: week ago, where I had to stop pushing the trolley
Speaker 4: to gather myself, much to the disgust of some old
Speaker 4: bat who looks like she could have been Dot wiggins
Speaker 4: great aunt. Anyway, Love you guys and sorry tinnel Oh
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Speaker 2: You have to explain the mechanic where you have to
Speaker 2: hit us up at a couple of mitches to claim
Speaker 2: your If you read out, they don't just get it.
Speaker 1: I'm very confused.
Speaker 4: They DM a couple of mitches on Instagram and we
Speaker 4: will sort out sort it out from there.
Speaker 1: Do you have the logins because you need them?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes I do. That's how I've been sending them out.
Speaker 6: Your ones that you were supposed to send out the tagline.
Speaker 1: For Red Rooster because you haven't said yet, Well, you've
Speaker 1: got a piece of paper in front of you to
Speaker 1: read it.
Speaker 2: Jenny, give me that cash. I already sent a few, Mitch.
Speaker 2: If I give you a little more of a cut,
Speaker 2: can you start reading them again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even want to cut that was just
Speaker 1: painful things. Oh, there's a couple of fifties there. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it, and I appreciate you, my boss, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. We'll send those out, guys. Both the prices
Speaker 1: will be sand number one and number two. You'll get
Speaker 1: the ACP. Thank you for listening to the show. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks to Red Rooster, the new Crunchy Fried Chicken is
Speaker 1: available right now. Speaking of well, launching a brand new
Speaker 1: segment on.
Speaker 2: A fan favorite segment of ours is talkback Tings right
Speaker 2: where we listen to the whack shit that goes down
Speaker 2: and talk back radio. Often it's their stuff ups.
Speaker 1: People submit talk back radio moments.
Speaker 8: I heard show.
Speaker 2: But oddly enough, things seem to have been running smoothly
Speaker 2: in the talk back radio world.
Speaker 5: I have not heard any startups.
Speaker 2: To bring you really in the TV world, however, haven't
Speaker 2: they had a fucking shocker of a fortnight, Oh bloody
Speaker 2: Channel nine Basically in Layman's terms, all their tech is
Speaker 2: fucked because they had a cyber attack.
Speaker 1: But they were hacked by the Russians in North Korea.
Speaker 1: I was told alleged, oh we can't really that they
Speaker 1: were hacked by external sources. I was tyed Goshi dialed in.
Speaker 2: From home anyway that Today show couldn't go to air
Speaker 2: that particular day.
Speaker 5: None of their live shows could, so they were fucked
Speaker 5: for a bit.
Speaker 2: They seemed to be back on track, but they said
Speaker 2: it's going to take a while to get everything back
Speaker 2: running smoothly. Imagine the engineers in this radio station trying
Speaker 2: to repair everything in the ground.
Speaker 1: Eye one night. I showed in there in Melbourne for
Speaker 1: three weeks and no one told me about it. I'm
Speaker 1: not even joking.
Speaker 5: You didn't think there'd be this desperate plea across Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Where's me?
Speaker 1: One person messaged me. It was like, have you been fired?
Speaker 1: I said, why, you haven't been on for weeks? And
Speaker 1: what I found out went back and listened. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's silence.
Speaker 5: And the engineers just went don't.
Speaker 1: It legitimately said where in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Just as things seemed to be getting back to
Speaker 2: normal after the hack, one of their news readers based
Speaker 2: in Melbourne, Peter Hitchener, Oh, oh, I love him legend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he has been in the industry for four hundred years
Speaker 2: and he is quite loved, and he's also quite ancient,
Speaker 2: and so you would understand the audience's concern when he
Speaker 2: basically started dying before their eyes on air. You're kidding, No,
Speaker 2: I never kid Is this recent?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was the other day.
Speaker 2: Okay, turns out it with system migraine. But everyone fully
Speaker 2: thought he was stroking on air. Right, So let's start
Speaker 2: off this first bit of audio. This is the start
Speaker 2: of the bulletin. It wasn't too bad. It was just
Speaker 2: a little bit slurry and a little bit downcast, but
Speaker 2: he was managing to get most of his words right.
Speaker 5: But I just noticed they kept using.
Speaker 2: The word headache, which is terribly ironic in the story.
Speaker 8: Okay, this is nine News, Peter Hitchener, Good evening. A
Speaker 8: snap blockdown in Queensland has triggered a fresh round of
Speaker 8: headaches for travelers, with Victoria declaring Greater Brisbane a red zone.
Speaker 8: Laura Turners at Melbourne Airport now, Laura, they'll now need
Speaker 8: a permit to enter, and they'll also have to self quarantine.
Speaker 7: Correct Peter frustration out here at the airport again tonight.
Speaker 7: As of right now six pm, if you're Victorian and
Speaker 7: trying to come home from Greater Brisbane, you need to
Speaker 7: seek permission to come home.
Speaker 2: Peter more headaches ahead of Easter.
Speaker 8: Sounds like a thank you, Laura that you're.
Speaker 1: Telling me dog, what's your mouth, you slut?
Speaker 2: Stop reminding me.
Speaker 1: I run this shower around here. I am the king.
Speaker 1: Is my microphone on? I apologize?
Speaker 2: So yeah, his eyes were just a little bit squinted,
Speaker 2: and you can just tell that it looked like there
Speaker 2: was throbbing happening.
Speaker 5: So he was in the thick of a migraine. But
Speaker 5: he was carrying on.
Speaker 2: And then at this point, this is where he started
Speaker 2: to stumble over his words a bit. People thought, because
Speaker 2: of the whole hacking situation, maybe the order Q was failing,
Speaker 2: but no, he was just struggling in general.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump has newly weds in surprise after he high
Speaker 8: jacked a reception at Mara Lago. Donald Trump developed a
Speaker 8: reputation for crashing weddings at the resort during his presidency.
Speaker 8: For the first time in the.
Speaker 2: Standing fifty meters above the marabanol.
Speaker 1: We have, I don't know the marimanol. It's not ready.
Speaker 2: And at this point their Facebook page started to get
Speaker 2: flooded with people who fully thought he was dying and
Speaker 2: they were like, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 5: Send him home?
Speaker 2: Call an ambulance, like hundreds of comments.
Speaker 1: The nightly six pm news.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's like, isn't it the number one rating?
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks that's number one rating.
Speaker 5: No, the news still tops everything.
Speaker 4: And he's huge in Victoria.
Speaker 1: He's massive.
Speaker 2: Don't make fun of his weight, Jenny, anyway, he's slim.
Speaker 2: So people are concerned at this point, but he's kind
Speaker 2: of like, I'm on air. I can't just stop. So
Speaker 2: he kept pushing on and he did last like half
Speaker 2: an hour out of the one hour bulletin, but around
Speaker 2: the halfway mark, that's when they decided to replace him
Speaker 2: with a younger and much more handsome newsreader. Just quietly,
Speaker 2: but listen to the weather bitch trying to step in.
Speaker 2: It's like she's been waiting in the wings, going die,
Speaker 2: you old bastard.
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 5: As soon as he.
Speaker 2: Started stumbling, you can hear her in the background, just
Speaker 2: going and coming up that she just started reading his
Speaker 2: lines for him with her mic not on an idiot.
Speaker 8: Here it is, well, Lavinia is here. Now. It's been
Speaker 8: rather cool today, Lavinia.
Speaker 10: It has pete and there were even a few showers
Speaker 10: this morning, but it's clear skies as we head into
Speaker 10: the Easter break and Melbourne has a thirty degree day to.
Speaker 2: Look forward to.
Speaker 10: So the Easter Bunny is going to bring home more
Speaker 10: than just the chocolates.
Speaker 3: This hear, Pete, Well that's good to hear.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much to Lavinia ahead in nine years.
Speaker 11: This welcome back to nine News. Peter Hitchener just feeling
Speaker 11: a little unwell, but we do press on.
Speaker 5: Hello handsome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oho, Clint, where did you come from?
Speaker 1: You may recognize me from my only fans. You could
Speaker 1: definitely hit the papers. She was rustling, ready to read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine being the people in the control room
Speaker 2: that had to make the call. Just fucking go to
Speaker 2: the break. H'm dying, He's literally wouldn't you just let
Speaker 2: your heart?
Speaker 1: Would think? We have to say he's not dying. He
Speaker 1: had a migraine.
Speaker 2: So and he's back at work.
Speaker 1: He's doing well.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you figure out quite early on that you have
Speaker 2: a migraine because it seemed to be there from the start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a migraine suffer myself. I had a migraine
Speaker 1: suff what's happening? I had my.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Injim mixed feeling unwell.
Speaker 5: It's tagging a bit of a wren.
Speaker 1: I had a migraine. Boy, go, I you know what's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about this much because I actually do
Speaker 1: have a brain illness. It's technically a chronic illness. It's
Speaker 1: called Kiari. Actually, what is it?
Speaker 2: Mitchell Ucari malformation? Why do you always have to ask
Speaker 2: me to remind you? Because you remember?
Speaker 1: And I think that's very nice. Haydn's like, what is
Speaker 1: it again? The chortle niggle niggle or my Sari malformation?
Speaker 1: Which means what life partner? It means so essentially my brain.
Speaker 1: Everyone has their brain, and then at the back we
Speaker 1: have like the spinal cord and the canal and the
Speaker 1: spinal fluid, and you've got the nervous system in there.
Speaker 1: My brain at the back, the cerebellum is falling out
Speaker 1: of the skull and he's essentially plugging up my spinal
Speaker 1: column like a bath plug. So like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a bigger guy. I've had this my whole life. When
Speaker 1: I exercise, which is very rarely, or if I have
Speaker 1: a bad sleep, or if I'm really stressed at work
Speaker 1: and the blood pressure goes up and everything gets a
Speaker 1: bit tighter, my spinal cord will literally be crushed and
Speaker 1: my brain will be squashed. So I actually and that
Speaker 1: fucks with the central nervous system because the central nervous
Speaker 1: system is right in there. So my speech can be
Speaker 1: thrown off, my vision can be thrown off, my temperature
Speaker 1: can be thrown off, my breathing, my heart rate. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Actually, you wouldn't shout up to work and try broadcast
Speaker 2: in that thought.
Speaker 1: Of no, and if you knew you had a migraine
Speaker 1: coming on, you would you wouldn't. But a lot of
Speaker 1: people push through because migraines are hard. It's one of
Speaker 1: those illnesses that people can't see. So you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got a shocking migraine. Everyone's first thoughts are oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: all ride.
Speaker 4: And I think it's just a headache, you know, just a.
Speaker 2: Well what differentiates it? And this is not me being
Speaker 2: a cynic, I'm actually asking what differentiates it from a
Speaker 2: headache because I've never had a migraine.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what's funny, my brain doctor, my neurosurgeon,
Speaker 1: he explained it to me. He was like, you know,
Speaker 1: you have never had a headache in your life, and
Speaker 1: he's like, all you have is migraines. That's all your
Speaker 1: your ki produces migraines.
Speaker 5: It's like you've only ever had migraines. Make no mistake.
Speaker 2: You are a headache, yes, but I've never had.
Speaker 1: That's what he said. Yeah, and then he charged me
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars. I've never had a headache. I feel
Speaker 1: like I've had maybe one or two and they are like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I wish I could have daily headaches.
Speaker 1: Like when I get a headache, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: know exactly where that is. Give me a penaldole and
Speaker 1: I'm fine. But when I get my migraines, it'll start
Speaker 1: at like eight am when I wake up, and when
Speaker 1: I'm making my coffee, I feel it in the base
Speaker 1: of my spine. When I move my eyes. You know
Speaker 1: when you're about to like get a flu, and you
Speaker 1: move your eyes and it feels like your eyes are
Speaker 1: on like a.
Speaker 2: Right you can still It's like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, you're you get auroras. I don't get these,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people do. Where you see little
Speaker 1: strings of light randomly, yeah, and it's like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a little piece of light. It's coming and
Speaker 1: once it hits oh my god. You're out. I can't
Speaker 1: think like, I can't think straight, I don't speak.
Speaker 5: What's the adjective?
Speaker 2: Is it like a swelling, a throbbing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For me, it's a throbbing. It's with my heart beat,
Speaker 1: so I can every time my heart beats, I can
Speaker 1: literally feel like a stab in the.
Speaker 2: Back of everywhere.
Speaker 1: No, for me, it's the back of my skull where
Speaker 1: my Kiari malformation is. My child will dicky dicky, and
Speaker 1: it can last for hours. Like my body is immute
Speaker 1: to penodol and erophone. I just pump codine. It's terrific.
Speaker 1: So my migraine is awful.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Just like? Lie down?
Speaker 1: I have two patadine, fought two neurophone, a whole liter
Speaker 1: of water and I sleep for five hours. Sounds quite
Speaker 1: nice actually, And I'm constipated for a month.
Speaker 4: Those painkillers, fuck you are the pendine for.
Speaker 1: What's the worst. Sometimes sometimes I've had with the macas
Speaker 1: for a couple of days. I'm like, hey, babe, where
Speaker 1: there's pending vault and I'll have it instead of having
Speaker 1: stool hardness. Okay, was that someone asked? Someone over there asked, yeah, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyway, Google Kiari malformation educate.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if you ever call in six saying I've
Speaker 2: got a migraine, I just have to be like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: you have to go, must be bad.
Speaker 5: I don't think you ever have though not work.
Speaker 1: No I haven't.
Speaker 2: But conveniently you only get them one weekends.
Speaker 1: On Sunday night at six pm. But I the I
Speaker 1: we have time, and thank you Mitchell Jury the weather
Speaker 1: coming up in twelve, So dumb Peter Hitchen is fine
Speaker 1: as am.
Speaker 2: I Gay's back at work. You haven't missed the day.
Speaker 1: If you ever need to thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: It's funny though, because at your boss you'd have to
Speaker 2: call him. Think just by the way, well we've learned
Speaker 2: you can't even try and broadcast while suffering a migraine.
Speaker 2: Now you sound like that's so rude.
Speaker 1: I thought he was choking. Well he was seventy five
Speaker 1: was He's not dead.
Speaker 10: He is.
Speaker 5: Forty years ago.
Speaker 1: He is very old, and you know it's even worth
Speaker 1: He was doing a segment for our The Kiss one
Speaker 1: on one one in Melbourne breakfast show the day before
Speaker 1: and he was exerting physical energy. He was playing handh
Speaker 1: oh imagine they called amagine being the show that killed
Speaker 1: Peter Hitchiner. Imagine if Kerry Anne fell off that trapieze
Speaker 1: the day after our Studio ten interview, they would have
Speaker 1: said it was us and it really Wasn't.
Speaker 2: You know that Peter Hitchener is gay? Apparently?
Speaker 7: Is he?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you not know that?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, he was caught in a quote unquote compromising position
Speaker 2: with a man in the.
Speaker 5: Back of a car by police.
Speaker 1: What there is shocking to me.
Speaker 5: In breaking news?
Speaker 1: Gourgle it. Can someone get me this article? There's many
Speaker 1: seventy five year old men of that ilk in the
Speaker 1: Australian media that are allegedly gay.
Speaker 2: So there was there was rumors for a long time
Speaker 2: after he was busted in the compromising position, but it
Speaker 2: wasn't until twenty eighteen. He was doing a newspaper interview
Speaker 2: about his ten years as chief news presenter with Channel
Speaker 2: nine and it was during that for the first time
Speaker 2: he acknowledged yeah gay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: For him and he gives off those vibes. Is jovial,
Speaker 1: sweet you.
Speaker 2: In the Oh my god, that'll be having a microphe.
Speaker 7: We will.
Speaker 1: TV. I want to end up Melbourne's ab awful down.
Speaker 2: You have to report in fact, you'll make shit up
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 5: You're a flight race.
Speaker 1: It'll just say earthquake in China, and I'll go thirteen
Speaker 1: dead in China after earth that meets. You can't embezzle
Speaker 1: the fans embellishbezzel. Good on you, HITCHI for being gay.
Speaker 5: His family knew all along.
Speaker 2: We were encouraged to be good to one another and
Speaker 2: be good to other people. Who you are is who
Speaker 2: you are. I'm trying to find the bit where he
Speaker 2: talks about having a partner.
Speaker 1: I throw it.
Speaker 2: Didn't make that up.
Speaker 1: I actually found Did.
Speaker 4: You know he was harassed for months by a stalker?
Speaker 1: You're kidding, Jenna.
Speaker 5: We know it was you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you lived in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: You just oh you did, Jenna.
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy. Goodness me. I actually have the
Speaker 1: audio of his coming out to his family. It's very
Speaker 1: gut wrenching and he really struggles to get through it.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump has newly weds in and out surprise after
Speaker 8: he hijacked a reception at mar Lago.
Speaker 1: That's his family cheering because in the end they were accepting. However,
Speaker 1: he struggled to get through it.
Speaker 2: I can't find anything about the partner. I really want
Speaker 2: to know you know that Ian Ross Channel seven news
Speaker 2: reader also, okay, how to partner?
Speaker 1: Ad what happened to him?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: Ian Ross is dead but he had a partner for
Speaker 2: many years.
Speaker 1: Really yep, Ian Ross journalist. This is not entertaining for
Speaker 1: anyone other than Australian.
Speaker 5: Can you find the d gym Top five open? I'm
Speaker 5: going to do the top five gay.
Speaker 1: Top five news readers. You didn't know what puffs?
Speaker 2: I got told the other day about one that came out.
Speaker 2: I wish I could tell you, but I can't because
Speaker 2: it's like I learned from one of his colleagues that
Speaker 2: works in TV with him, and like he's got a
Speaker 2: wife and kids and shit, And I'm like, oh, juicy,
Speaker 2: Juthy Doothy. We're all poopsy media, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us off the clown?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't dare.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a photo Peter hitching in his underpants for dinner.
Speaker 5: How did you find that his bedroom window?
Speaker 1: When she was it was all freeventeen. We're back next week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not. Actually make sure you have the
Speaker 1: announcement to make.
Speaker 2: It's some an announcement.
Speaker 1: We're taking it some time off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just gonna have a couple of weeks off
Speaker 2: with a bit of an Easter break. If we won't
Speaker 2: be gone long, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm celebrating over it and we will be back soon.
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Speaker 2: It'll be with you soon.
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Speaker 5: Talking shit, unscripted. That's really all it is.
Speaker 2: Don't have your expectations, Hi, for fox sake, you'll be disappointed.
Speaker 1: Keep him down low, please do like give him.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: We need to get to the bottom of something. Well,
Speaker 1: why the fuck was I fired?
Speaker 2: Because you weren't sending people their prices. I need to
Speaker 2: stress to you guys that Mitch is too polite to
Speaker 2: say no when he's feelings stressed. And so he took
Speaker 2: this on and I said, would it make it easier
Speaker 2: if I put all the prizing into envelopes, so all
Speaker 2: you have to do is write the address on them
Speaker 2: and put them in the mail. But it was very sad.
Speaker 2: Don't have to get stamps. Everything was done except the
Speaker 2: actual writing of the address paid. And then I kept
Speaker 2: getting all these messages and I kept saying, Dallan, do
Speaker 2: you need someone else to take it off you? And
Speaker 2: he just skips saying no, no, I'll do it, I'll
Speaker 2: do it, I'll do it. And so, as the boss
Speaker 2: of this business, I had to make the executive decision
Speaker 2: that you're just too fucking lazy to get it done.
Speaker 1: To see the paperwork, I don't believe you're my boss. Hey,
Speaker 1: I need to see the paperwork.
Speaker 2: Oh, you can speak to our accountant like mech was like,
Speaker 2: I don't have.
Speaker 1: A good account That'm like, he's mine, boom brilliant.
Speaker 4: That has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Now he stabbed me in the back.
Speaker 2: I didn't stab you in the back of.
Speaker 1: Professional advice the accountant, not you.
Speaker 2: He was just he was just telling me what the
Speaker 2: situation was. You don't know the power I think you'll find.
Speaker 1: I do I think you'll find.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if I actually because like conveniently, like
Speaker 2: it'd be a bit of a bitch to change the
Speaker 2: act couple of Mitch's handle, but conveniently the name.
Speaker 5: Of the podcast?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: That could be hosted by any bars that I could
Speaker 5: have Tiffany in here.
Speaker 2: I don't know like that.
Speaker 5: I could easily fire you in a place here, but
Speaker 5: i'd have to change.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't because I have fifty percent stay. We
Speaker 1: have equal partnership in the.
Speaker 2: In the in the show junior role, Tiffany is fair.
Speaker 1: No you Tiffany, her dish is great. I Tiffen the
Speaker 1: little tim cock Bell.
Speaker 4: I don't know, guys, I'm the price keeper.
Speaker 1: Good for you take that role?
Speaker 2: Can I just say it was very big of me
Speaker 2: to higher Jenna because she's back stabbed me before.
Speaker 5: Have I told you this story?
Speaker 1: I think maybe life News.
Speaker 2: I have new management. I've signed with Amplifier, who, weirdly
Speaker 2: with the same company that gave me my first editing
Speaker 2: job in like twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: So five years ago that's where you met Jenna.
Speaker 2: Correct, So you also worked there and then I left
Speaker 2: and now I'm back and are a very different capacity.
Speaker 2: But the reason I left, yes, the reason I left
Speaker 2: all those years ago is because Jenna knocked on me
Speaker 2: and got me fied. Oh I think that is not true.
Speaker 1: I heard this story way back when, but this is
Speaker 1: the generin Midge origin story. That is not true.
Speaker 2: Actually, so they were, they were changing tact, they were
Speaker 2: getting rid of editors and becoming a talent management business.
Speaker 2: So I got the flick right. And then we were
Speaker 2: working on this interview series. It was sponsored and I
Speaker 2: had to do ten interviews. I'd done eight of them.
Speaker 1: You were interviewing someone else, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And so when they fired me, I said, look, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm very close to finishing this series. Why don't you
Speaker 2: just keep me on as a freelance. I'll finish those
Speaker 2: interviews and then we'll be done. And they're like, actually,
Speaker 2: that makes a lot of sense. That's probably a lot easier.
Speaker 2: So I was working on the final interview.
Speaker 1: It's pretty big of you, by the way, to say, yep,
Speaker 1: I've been fired, but I'll finish my role.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll finish the job I started, and Jenner had
Speaker 2: organized the most sinfully shit guest ever. Can't her name remember?
Speaker 2: It was some demo fucking skateboarding dog of a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Her name was like Chlarice or like
Speaker 2: vander d.
Speaker 4: A pr company sent it to me, and I said,
Speaker 4: I don't care who it is.
Speaker 2: That company pitched me duly good Winter today, Jenny, you
Speaker 2: don't say yes to everything.
Speaker 4: I was amplified.
Speaker 2: I was pitched the easter show as well, and really,
Speaker 2: ha ha, we should have There's an obvious synergy there.
Speaker 5: Where's the fucking rooster.
Speaker 2: Ring them in?
Speaker 1: Next time? Next time?
Speaker 2: Anyway, So she organizes really boring guests and I just
Speaker 2: did not want to do it. And I said to
Speaker 2: my friend who I was hanging out with at the time,
Speaker 2: I've got to do this skype interview. I really don't
Speaker 2: want to do it, and she goes, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Because they were written interviews, I wasn't actually in them, right,
Speaker 2: I just had to get the quotes and then you
Speaker 2: wouldn't know who actually interviewed. And so just for the
Speaker 2: long my friend was like, I'll do it, and I
Speaker 2: was like fucking go for goal. And because we were mates,
Speaker 2: I took a photo of my friend doing the interview
Speaker 2: instead of me and sent it to Jenna. I've been like, lol. Look,
Speaker 2: Jenna was horrified. She took me to the boss and said,
Speaker 2: Mitchell's not taking this job seriously, and so I did
Speaker 2: not finish this yet.
Speaker 4: That is not true.
Speaker 2: They cut me loose. I was unemployed for a month, Jenna.
Speaker 1: It's not true.
Speaker 2: And then I got a job here, and I got
Speaker 2: her a job here because I'm a bigger.
Speaker 1: Per and that's where you met me.
Speaker 3: That is not true.
Speaker 6: I showed it to them because I thought it was funny. Well,
Speaker 6: who knocked on me? Well telling you that I showed them?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who told you that? That's what happened.
Speaker 2: I can't recall actually exactly. It would have been someone
Speaker 2: or maybe I'm just not stupid that I sent you
Speaker 2: a photo and then suddenly I get a phone call You're.
Speaker 1: Fine, Oh yeah, he sent it to one person and
Speaker 1: then all of.
Speaker 2: There's only one reason they would do that. It's because
Speaker 2: they think I'm not taking it seriously, which I wasn't.
Speaker 2: This guest was fucked. I can't remember a thing, but
Speaker 2: can you even find out it was.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was somebody.
Speaker 1: I can't even actually have her on the phone. Grease,
Speaker 1: uh Phoenix Zapphaire's I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: I can't I find out who the guest was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go to Jenne. What were you doing?
Speaker 1: You were showing your boss to say he is a
Speaker 1: little bit of funny. Dalla Bou?
Speaker 2: Yeah, really good question. Actually who Dalla Beau?
Speaker 1: My aunt's dog name is Dalla. Oh, here we go,
Speaker 1: Dalla Bo.
Speaker 2: She was actually lovely. I just I just you know
Speaker 2: those interviews, You know what it's like when you're like,
Speaker 2: I don't know who this person is. There's this I
Speaker 2: don't have anything to ask you. I just don't have
Speaker 2: I don't care about anything you have to say happens
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 6: I did get you some pretty good interviews though, name
Speaker 6: Yeah one Emma Kenny from Shameless.
Speaker 2: That was a good one.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, who was who was you know the girl
Speaker 4: from Shameless? Oh? Look her up.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's pretty big. I've been told Jesus, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be a junior in this company, would you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I am just trying to climb the corporate ladder.
Speaker 2: So Yes, I'm back at to amplify. They found a
Speaker 2: polaroid of Jenner and I the other day, a five
Speaker 2: year old polaroid. Really, I'm like, you fucking it's why
Speaker 2: is that still in the office.
Speaker 6: I want to see that.
Speaker 1: You have to get it sent to us. So that's
Speaker 1: my new thing. I'm gonna put up on the edge
Speaker 1: of socials and never put it out.
Speaker 2: Because then you always forget I do.
Speaker 1: I will forget. I literally have forgotten what we did
Speaker 1: this episode. Yeah, fair, are we doing hitching that next week?
Speaker 4: Next week?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you you're going back to burg Gate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the shire, your family living Mossman in a castle.
Speaker 2: No believe, when did fucking contraceptive diaphraend?
Speaker 4: Sam get here?
Speaker 1: The whole time I thought that was someone caused playing
Speaker 1: as Jesus as it was Easter.
Speaker 2: Get the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold on, perceptive diaphragm. Sam. As ere
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I have literally been here the entire time.
Speaker 2: Guy, you have not, you have not And you guys,
Speaker 2: see you told me you weren't coming in.
Speaker 3: Yeah about that. So I decided that I'd have a
Speaker 3: quick nap just you know, just to get rid of
Speaker 3: the bad juju I was carrying on before I do
Speaker 3: my massive at it. And then I finally wake up
Speaker 3: at eight pm, I realized I forgot all my shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I dragged myself in here after a quick nap
Speaker 2: that turned into are fucking like I was dead? So
Speaker 2: I'm feeling you.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that gave me quite a fright.
Speaker 2: Just then I just saw this figure in my peripherals
Speaker 2: on the other side of the glass.
Speaker 5: Have you've been you know, the.
Speaker 2: People have started mentioning you, our new producer who has
Speaker 2: had four weeks off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that wasn't mentioning you in our review.
Speaker 2: It's being like I love my weekly dose of Mitch,
Speaker 2: Mitch Jenner and pretty Sam, and I'm like, well, he's
Speaker 2: not fucking he rebranded.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he hasn't heard his new name Sam. Well,
Speaker 1: I would get confused due to my brain illness between
Speaker 1: beautiful Sam and pretty Sam. And Mitch said, you have
Speaker 1: to get it right, commit to an adjective, and then
Speaker 1: Mitch went, we actually, it actually doesn't really suit him.
Speaker 1: It wasn't natural, it didn't come up naturally. So then
Speaker 1: about three episodes ago.
Speaker 2: We decided that long ago have you been gone that long, he.
Speaker 1: Said to ourself. The best way to come up with
Speaker 1: a nickname is organically. You can't fake a nickname. That's
Speaker 1: what got us in Pretty Sam, because you're right.
Speaker 2: It was actually originally sexy Sam because people were saying
Speaker 2: that he had a sexy voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're talking about your dad's vinyl.
Speaker 2: And he had the accent.
Speaker 1: I think beautiful. He's very beautiful to him.
Speaker 2: I like, you keep sucking the adjective, but with sexy Sam.
Speaker 2: All along anyway, we started googling words that rhyme with Sam.
Speaker 2: None of them had any ring to it, and then
Speaker 2: Jenny got hotel contraceptive diaphragm, and I went, that's got
Speaker 2: to be Sam talking about contraceptive diaphram. Sam here he is, Ah,
Speaker 2: can we do a fake open up where you can
Speaker 2: welcome him that way? Yeah, skip through it. Don't want
Speaker 2: to get our fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Contraceptive diaphragm. Sam? All right?
Speaker 4: People so expensive?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Everyone today, guys, welcome back to the show. Our third
Speaker 2: wheel grounds keeper Jenna here as always, Hi Jenna, and
Speaker 2: of course our producer contraceptive diephends.
Speaker 6: Sam.
Speaker 2: Welcome back. Oh, hi, guys, I.
Speaker 1: Like cont recept diaphragm Sam. How are you? Oh, dick, God,
Speaker 1: Jenna say, highly contraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 4: Sam, the contraceptive die from Sam. How have you been?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't deal with did die from Sam.
Speaker 5: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: You know, the day I met contraceptive divephram Sam, I
Speaker 1: remember thinking contracept diaphragm Sam is so beautiful, and then
Speaker 1: someone said to me, who's that? I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: it really does stick?
Speaker 4: It works, it does, it doesn't, it just rolls off
Speaker 4: the tongue.
Speaker 1: You got Jenna's nudiic name wrong. She's the prize keeper, Jennal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how long have you been lurking? When did
Speaker 2: you get here?
Speaker 3: About? Well it's an hour twenty into record right now.
Speaker 3: So I came here at forty Arthur.
Speaker 2: You were you here as I was firing Mitch. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 2: well that's the that's the important update. That's all you
Speaker 2: need to know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, no, that's very.
Speaker 2: Fair, by the way.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now for those who are confused, just like I am,
Speaker 1: I've got my good friend Ella from ABC to tell
Speaker 1: us what exactly a diaphragm is?
Speaker 6: From ABC?
Speaker 1: Sorry, what did I think? As an Abigail, we uni
Speaker 1: together anyway, take it away, Bridget.
Speaker 12: I've been researching contraceptives that are not just the pill
Speaker 12: and the diaphragm like this here actually has a really
Speaker 12: interesting history. Everyone knows about the pill, but what about
Speaker 12: the other options? We talk contraceptives that are not just
Speaker 12: the pill to the point, so when it comes toacy
Speaker 12: of contraceptives, I thought she.
Speaker 1: Was going to show me how to do it?
Speaker 2: What did the diaphragm? A dive diaphragm is a barrier
Speaker 2: method of contraception for women. It's the shallow dome of
Speaker 2: filler Cohen with a firm and flexible rim. Oh speak
Speaker 2: for yourself. A diaphragm is placed in your vagina like
Speaker 2: a tampon, so that it covers the cervix. So it's
Speaker 2: like putting a plug in. Really yeah, that's foul.
Speaker 1: God is it like a dixie cr You know how easy?
Speaker 4: I ashamed?
Speaker 1: So I remember when I did sex said in high school, which,
Speaker 1: mind you, I finally thought about it the other week.
Speaker 1: There was no same sex education. It wasn't even an option. Like,
Speaker 1: I hope they're educating like on that now because that
Speaker 1: definitely is happening. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I still I still haven't actually educated myself. I just
Speaker 2: had to figure out on my own how to not
Speaker 2: get pregnant, and I've succeeded.
Speaker 1: They were like, yes, women couldn't use vaginal dams. That's
Speaker 1: what missus Gowan said to us, all vaginal dams. Picture
Speaker 1: that like a concrete hoover dam.
Speaker 2: Hey, contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, have you ever entered a woman
Speaker 2: and been like, oh, there's a countrycepted diaphragm. No, and
Speaker 2: I'm staring at one right now, not just on the.
Speaker 1: Table, but I was terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not cute.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: This YouTube video with Bridget's still playing, it's it's awful. Zero.
Speaker 1: I actually learned nothing from her contraceptive diaphragm. Sam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel so honored.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Everyone has their right rightly place on the show and
Speaker 1: right What do you do for Easter? Contracepted diaphram Sam,
Speaker 1: because you're a stout Muslim?
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, And I often like to just close myself
Speaker 3: away from the festivities. I get angry at Easter egs,
Speaker 3: it's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to offer you some some red never mind, no,
Speaker 1: get Sam in and see Higgins taste the difference.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you missed the start.
Speaker 2: Come on getting here, you're.
Speaker 1: On mic three. I've eaten all the Cabris anymore over there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course gonna say, because I've eaten this the whole plate.
Speaker 2: All right, come here, where's the not the ten there
Speaker 2: is Mitch.
Speaker 1: Mitch believes that.
Speaker 5: Can you talk into the mic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam's like, oh yeah, Mitch believes that Red Tulip
Speaker 1: is superior to Cabri and I said, Noabri is. So
Speaker 1: he put me to the test and I got it wrong.
Speaker 2: I can't even think of WHATLI is. And also it's
Speaker 2: made by Cadbury, which is weird because they oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's ship. It's like the scummy version. But I think
Speaker 2: it's way better. Why would you any time?
Speaker 3: Why would you go red culb over anything else?
Speaker 5: Because I value my life?
Speaker 1: Okay, Now Jenna had a mallet, but I'm not ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So it is now crashed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2: I got I dread to think where this bandana has been.
Speaker 6: By the way, guys, you can't.
Speaker 4: It's been shones his head.
Speaker 2: Oh god, apologics, Oh disgusting. Okay, So there's going to
Speaker 2: be a plate on your left, plate on your right,
Speaker 2: take a bite from each and say which chocolate you
Speaker 2: think is better. You're allowed to guess which is which,
Speaker 2: because do you I mean, I'm guessing you think Cabury
Speaker 2: is better. Yeah, yeah, of course, because you're a fucking
Speaker 2: snot because how very.
Speaker 1: All right, So that's that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, he knows that rarely.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Die fram Sam, take your due time.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: So I'm going with the left first, left to right.
Speaker 2: It's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, think about it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have So that's just iconically easter chocolate.
Speaker 7: That's wonderful.
Speaker 1: We're in third box. That's my penis.
Speaker 8: Yea.
Speaker 2: Oh, the plate had a whole satisfying change of tone.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's via Wing China. And this is came essential.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, wash down the rush.
Speaker 3: That's very mouthyn. So you liked the first one, Yeah,
Speaker 3: first one's great, very Easter chocolate, very good.
Speaker 4: Okay, die from Sam.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking into the mics around here, okay, I
Speaker 2: can't see anything. You're you're actually nailing it, flowing near it.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even talk.
Speaker 3: It's been that long time as a broadcaster. Guys, it's
Speaker 3: just the thing.
Speaker 2: I've gotta have more of it because.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't get them confused.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, first one's Cabri, So.
Speaker 1: You're locking in the one on the left, Yeah, is Cadbury,
Speaker 1: which you think is better? Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that that tastes more authentically Easter to me.
Speaker 1: You think, okay, you think it tastes better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, more authentically Easter. I'll sell you that.
Speaker 1: So you're locking in. This one on the left is Cabri. Well,
Speaker 1: condtracept your diaphragmsham correct, Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 2: That's and do you know what, I actually think that's
Speaker 2: a beautiful description. There's something distinctly Eastery about Red Chile,
Speaker 2: which is why I froth it. Cadbury. You can get
Speaker 2: that crap any other day.
Speaker 1: That happened to me. I picked that to as cabre and.
Speaker 2: Same he hit me with the same attitude when I
Speaker 2: came in saying I love Red chilip He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the cheap crack that your grandparents by.
Speaker 5: I can't breath the best.
Speaker 2: No, wrong, that's actually very good. Slaps right.
Speaker 5: I won't align myself with any brands that don't start
Speaker 5: with red.
Speaker 1: That's delicious, well done, Sam.
Speaker 2: Contraceptive die yeah, full name all.
Speaker 1: Should we for the next merch dra because we've already
Speaker 1: been talking.
Speaker 4: About the rashirts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the rashirts are aren't on the off the
Speaker 1: chopping bock yet we should get contraceptive diaphragms.
Speaker 2: Oh please, that would be we don't personally adorse them
Speaker 2: because we're all just sitting around going terrifying. I feel
Speaker 2: like it would stretch you out. Yeah, being a woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, we can't comment on this because we are all
Speaker 1: well sorry, three of us in here.
Speaker 2: A man just looking at this. Do you look at
Speaker 2: this and go that just seems painful?
Speaker 4: A contraceptive diaphragma.
Speaker 1: Just imagine that. It's not for those who a visceral image,
Speaker 1: for those who are struggling to picture them. Take yourself back, No,
Speaker 1: take yourself back. People are driving and sleeping. Take yourself
Speaker 1: back in grocery shop and can it, Red Rooster, take
Speaker 1: yourself back to the lolly shop. You go to the
Speaker 1: corner store. You're six years old, rural Australia. You go, mum, mam,
Speaker 1: can I get a pack of twistes? Mam mam, can
Speaker 1: I get a you go to the checkout of the
Speaker 1: local corner store, and what's on the counter. Lollies, little
Speaker 1: toy stores, little toy.
Speaker 2: Things, train doors.
Speaker 1: Mate, you know what it's sitting on the count of
Speaker 1: two bucks? One little piece of rubber. It was like
Speaker 1: a little cup. You take it, you bend it inside out,
Speaker 1: you put it on the floor.
Speaker 5: I was gonna make that comparison, but I couldn't remember
Speaker 5: what they were called.
Speaker 1: Now that can I. But that's the story and you
Speaker 1: and then they flip up into the sky. They often
Speaker 1: hit you in the air.
Speaker 2: Where you're fucking elongated. Throb did not make it any
Speaker 2: clear of what it is. I want to know the
Speaker 2: name of them. I google it. What are those things?
Speaker 1: Bomb?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I really think we brushed it over the fact
Speaker 2: that Jenna knocked on me and got fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I tend to agree, Jannet, that's off.
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I didn't. We didn't.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been knocked on a fire contracept and
Speaker 2: diaphond thing, there's a whole story legally a contact god.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've been knocked on at coals because when you
Speaker 1: waste something, either somebody bought a punch of strawberries going
Speaker 1: through your checkout and they drop them and then one
Speaker 1: of the strawberries are falling out, and you'd waste the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I'd eat it at my checkout.
Speaker 5: To be a waiste.
Speaker 2: Not too I agree, So hang on, you're just there.
Speaker 3: There's some poor lady struggling with her bags, and you're like,
Speaker 3: I'll be a moment.
Speaker 1: No, I don't bound yourself up. Yeah, scaning yourself. And
Speaker 1: then I would eat the strawberries. And then Faith dubbed
Speaker 1: me in and then I lost my supervisor code for
Speaker 1: a month. Faith loss thirty kilos too. She got a
Speaker 1: stomach done.
Speaker 2: It's great, it's good. Poppaball.
Speaker 12: What call that?
Speaker 2: That's not what it's called?
Speaker 1: That so close to me, dome poppable show us. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's for Dome pop a ball merch.
Speaker 2: If you know you know, if you know you know, Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: welcome to apparel April. We're selling Dome.
Speaker 1: Pop merch March. It has a great ring to it,
Speaker 1: isn't it. What can we do? Merch?
Speaker 2: May will happen if the demand is there June.
Speaker 1: Just for your just for summer June. It give me singlets.
Speaker 9: July.
Speaker 2: If we don't get any time, Sliply rubber Thing September.
Speaker 4: For the rubber Things, the don't yeh pop it bill.
Speaker 2: No December fascinating February.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love a fascinator. We can all go to
Speaker 1: the races to a show from the birdcage.
Speaker 5: No, we don't support horse.
Speaker 1: We go disgusting discussing on off day, No one there?
Speaker 1: Oh true? The day after. Yeah, I actually am very off.
Speaker 1: My family do the sweeps and I'm like, I'm out
Speaker 1: of it. They're like, oh, you're so left. We bullshit.
Speaker 1: We played this five weeks in a row and you're
Speaker 1: just now seeing.
Speaker 2: Out five weeks in a row. What have you been
Speaker 2: doing while I've been away and the.
Speaker 1: Show's been an absolute mess?
Speaker 2: Well, it's just that surprising.
Speaker 1: There your life.
Speaker 2: Every single time we've recorded, it's been some elaborate excuse
Speaker 2: from contracept diephens them, I'm flying to Melbourne. Also, the
Speaker 2: night that you were at Hamilton, I thought you meant
Speaker 2: Hamilton Island. He's like, sorry, I can't come to the
Speaker 2: record tomorrow. I've got Hamilton. I was like, no, where, babe,
Speaker 2: enjoy you leave. No, he was going to the musical.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought you were going to Hamilton Island.
Speaker 1: See how when I saw Hamilton?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we did, We did see Hamilton.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I loved it.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It was brilliant with the thing and the
Speaker 2: long Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Guys real would have loved it, were Jenna, considering you
Speaker 1: were there in the decoration of dependent.
Speaker 2: Yet we're talk about the Ireland.
Speaker 1: Oh we have Oh my god, we've been the island
Speaker 1: together together. Isn't that funny?
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: Scarf September, Fridge februaryg and fridges mini fridges for makeup
Speaker 2: and seums.
Speaker 1: Make them.
Speaker 2: There's nothing that begins with that.
Speaker 1: For October, guys, the most awkward thing happened to me
Speaker 1: this week. What thanks Jenna. When we were waiting, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to a fucking cast.
Speaker 2: Is this threes?
Speaker 1: Almost? Technically? No, guys, do you want to see the photo?
Speaker 1: The guy sent me his penis for the thres.
Speaker 2: Not really, someone wanted a threes with you and.
Speaker 1: Two people, so one person overall October. Oh no, sorry,
Speaker 1: and now I can get around look sent me his penis.
Speaker 2: Oh oh that's not all that.
Speaker 1: You can't just shove in my faith without like an cent.
Speaker 1: But it's not it's not even good though, No, it's
Speaker 1: quite average. Can I tell you story. The most awkward
Speaker 1: thing happened to be this week. I facetimed a friend
Speaker 1: who works here, Chris. He's Asian Australian, half Asian, half Astralian.
Speaker 1: It does on my audio for my show. And he's
Speaker 1: very sweet and he once made I had Jojo on
Speaker 1: the show, said leave get on me right now, and
Speaker 1: he made an opener to play before the chat that
Speaker 1: was a Jojo Seawell opener. He's so young that he
Speaker 1: thought Jojo was Jojo Sea were famed lesbian child.
Speaker 4: So then this happened a few months ago because you.
Speaker 1: Told the Jojo. Oh anyway, that's context. So Chris has
Speaker 1: a lot of family in China and one of the
Speaker 1: audio things was broken for my show, so I called him.
Speaker 1: But we have, you know, a bit, I've got to
Speaker 1: think of myself as a nice boss. So that I
Speaker 1: face timed him and I was standing over the camera
Speaker 1: punching my fists like this.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's very threatening. I wouldn't do that to myself.
Speaker 1: But look at me. I look like a pink Telly
Speaker 1: Tubby and I might sort of jiggling and my throat
Speaker 1: and my gibbler to moving and it's my hair's quaffing.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. Anyway, much to my absolute horror, his
Speaker 1: grandmother in Mainland China answers the FaceTime and screams in
Speaker 1: her villa in the Shanghai Province, and I go, you're
Speaker 1: not Chris, and she freaks and I go, is Chris?
Speaker 1: There is Chris there? I thought maybe Grandma live with him.
Speaker 1: Completely inaudible, had no idea what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: She hung up, and then Chris called me. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you just called my grandmother in mainland China.
Speaker 1: My eye cloud is tethered to hers because she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a phone, so she can call my mom in China.
Speaker 1: She has an iPad, so when I I must have
Speaker 1: just clicked FaceTime and it must have gone through iCloud
Speaker 1: or something. Anyway, I facetimed Chriss Chinese grandmother and I
Speaker 1: have the screenshot because I screenshot it, and I would
Speaker 1: put it up in Injurian Idiots, our secret Facebook group.
Speaker 1: Have I not shown you, guys?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: It was really awful. Feel for the kid to be honest.
Speaker 4: Anyway anytime?
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, the photo you're still around.
Speaker 2: Here, don't Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She's looked lovely. She's adorable, she's very sweet. That's the topic.
Speaker 1: She's terrified.
Speaker 3: I feel like that that woman would make you the
Speaker 3: most amazing food you've ever had in your entirely.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, the best hugs. Yes, anyway, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Chris and your grandmother for participating in
Speaker 1: the shop. Think you are the listening. Thank you for
Speaker 1: those your partake, part took, part take, I took park.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what you jump around the buildings? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the one. Mitch, you've zoned out.
Speaker 2: What's a talking about?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening everyone. We love you a bit
Speaker 1: and we will see you on next week. Mitch. What's
Speaker 1: caught your attention? Oh? Well, Jenner is the producer your.
Speaker 3: Relations Yeah, who was now available, incidentally for the next
Speaker 3: couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, thanks, while we're away, have a great Easter break.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you back in a couple of weeks. Guys,
Speaker 2: it won't be going along all right.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week. No, we won't'll see
Speaker 1: you in a couple of weeks. Stay safe, have fun, goodbye, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: good budget. I'm gay,