WEBVTT - #62: Getting F**ked By Food

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney

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<v Speaker 1>fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the

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<v Speaker 1>musical Pivot. Some things that make more sense than others

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<v Speaker 1>bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e.

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<v Speaker 2>S Hey, why I Hey, as in kill hey, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is your life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even having a good time? This is Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just by a couple of mitchest me, don't forget? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Here is MITUREI and Community for episode sixty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we are Mitch and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Easter, everyone, the Easter.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna groundskeeper is here.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're listening the day this episode drops, it is

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<v Speaker 2>literally Easter Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>He has risen. I even got some Eastern music for us.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Eastern music? I don't think that exists.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a gurgler. This is technically a hymn.

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<v Speaker 4>This is beautiful child.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked everywhere for hers but couldn't find them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, we can't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't Jesus hal rithm.

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<v Speaker 5>No, of course, but I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people in this building actually this very radio studio

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<v Speaker 2>have come unstuck fire and making some religious jokes.

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<v Speaker 5>So let's maybe see clear of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a backup.

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<v Speaker 6>Hym No, this isn't a hymn of the Easter Bunny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is royalty free Eastern music. Because it took

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<v Speaker 1>me so long to find out Easter music. What is

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern music?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't understand what makes it Eastern music, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I also got rabbit noises if you wanted to, we

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<v Speaker 1>could play them in the background. I haven't played them yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of a dog squeaky toy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my, they're rabbits. I don't like that they're gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the music. Happy Easter, guys, if you celebrated or not,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here. We're having fun, and I hope you're having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time with your families wherever you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course I'll be back in bog And Gates

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<v Speaker 2>by the time this episode comes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I'll be I don't know, maybe one kind

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<v Speaker 1>of surprise chocolate down and probably that's your favorite every Easter,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Mom, I want the Easter surprise big one.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they technically eat the chocolate aren't they just generic

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<v Speaker 2>egg shaped chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but they make them in a big Formuly're like

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<v Speaker 1>the size of a football, so much fun, and the

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<v Speaker 1>toy is always so shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, like what it's.

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<v Speaker 1>As a bionicle or a little car. I'm like that, like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I think. One year we got a little

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<v Speaker 1>a little Ferbie like I think they did a collab

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<v Speaker 1>and I loved it. But every year since I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be good. I have to one up

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<v Speaker 1>the Ferby. No, so it's always terrible. What's your go

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<v Speaker 1>to chocolate?

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<v Speaker 2>My Oh, I'm a very big fan of the redlip.

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<v Speaker 2>I always look forward to it at this time of year.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a red tulip.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so underrated, country kid, that's all they could get

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<v Speaker 1>to bog and gat Jenna, Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I love red tulip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, so sorry. It's like that's the chocolate that

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<v Speaker 1>you get exclusively at Audi or bi Low, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same brand. It's off brand.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's not. It's not like the super crap

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate that the grandparents buy from reject shop. But it

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<v Speaker 2>is like a step below your normal Cadbury chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a kind of chocolate that if you peeled the

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<v Speaker 1>foil off the little bunny, you had a nibble, then

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<v Speaker 1>left it for a day, you'd come back and it

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<v Speaker 1>would be all white and chalky bullshit wood.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know what it is about the redchulet,

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<v Speaker 2>but they hit different for me. But then I found

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<v Speaker 2>out recently that they're actually made by Cadbury, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>technically the same shit, different wrapper.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't make any sense when.

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<v Speaker 1>They for me like that. When companies do that, I'm like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it. I'm obsessed with Cadbury, Cabri. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a Cabri man.

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<v Speaker 5>Throw it's the same ship but better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. Maybe it's like the iHeartRadio brand.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you've got different podcasts. Yes, they all have

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<v Speaker 1>the parent company, but they're all very different.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very good analogy, actually, But I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 2>it's the same stuff I've actually brought in.

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<v Speaker 5>As you can see, I brought into.

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<v Speaker 2>Bunnies. One is the Cadbury, one is my favorite, the

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<v Speaker 2>red tulip. And so I'm going to blindfold you and

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<v Speaker 2>see if you can taste the difference well, and also

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<v Speaker 2>which one you think is better as well? Because taste. Now, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that out of all of us, you're the

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<v Speaker 2>most evil. Would you mind bashing these bunnies faces?

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<v Speaker 5>Inform me that misconnect them.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that was not the myth that I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were going to do. Put it on the plate

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<v Speaker 2>and then bash it with your fist like she was

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<v Speaker 2>glassing someone. She had the bunny in her hand and

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<v Speaker 2>crossed it on the end of the table. Okay, that'll

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<v Speaker 2>do things dinner.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't make that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you that. Oh yeah, that is a rabbit

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<v Speaker 2>into threats.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't play that. Let me see this. Oh I can't blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Forward and she's gonna you're gonna have two plates.

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<v Speaker 1>True, but well, Jenna bashes the bunny, which is not

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<v Speaker 1>a euphemism. How do you celebrate your Lisa? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do always back home with the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm just watching her. She makes the easiest tasks

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<v Speaker 2>looks really difficult. Where did she.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a mallet.

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<v Speaker 2>Taking?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she just wear a construction belt at all times?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have leather chaps with a mallet?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gathering a bit of red chill while we can turn.

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<v Speaker 1>The bunny music off it. Okay, Now, Jenny, you were

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<v Speaker 1>there at the first death of Jesus. Yes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe he died for your sins?

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<v Speaker 4>I do. I do personally believe that he did die

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<v Speaker 4>for my sins.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually helped push the concrete stone over the cavern

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<v Speaker 1>that he slept in for three days.

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<v Speaker 4>That's exactly what I did, and it was the hardest

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<v Speaker 4>three days.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me before he went in, he winked at you.

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<v Speaker 1>He did, just to say a jen he'd get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just a specific wink like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a wink like no other can imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, here we go. So there is a plate

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<v Speaker 2>on your left and a plate on your right. One

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<v Speaker 2>is Cadbury, one is red schorlip. So try the one

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<v Speaker 2>at a time and tell me which one you think

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<v Speaker 2>is red chorlop.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight off the bat, I can tell you that this

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<v Speaker 1>is a piece of chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. He just tried the plate on the right.

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<v Speaker 1>Way. Yes, okay, I feel confident I already know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is. Okay, but I will taste plate too for fairness. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen the Queen's gambit.

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<v Speaker 2>All trying the plate on the left.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Cadbury. It is Red Chulp done.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you locking in that answer?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm locking it in with my hand on my head.

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<v Speaker 2>So the plate you're holding in on your rights?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>You think that's red Schulup. You think that's disgusting, You

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<v Speaker 2>can't stand it.

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<v Speaker 1>The one that I tasted first definitely tasted like a

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<v Speaker 1>poor family would have bought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Remove your blindfold, fuck a.

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<v Speaker 6>Lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Look there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Do Let's start the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, from Red Chulip to Red Ruster. If episode you've

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it ever thinking of Red Rooster? Couldn'tess me if

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<v Speaker 1>the same way we do every week with do is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me?

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<v Speaker 7>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll we call them igems affectionately, something we've noticed, something

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<v Speaker 1>we hate or appreciate. Mine, guys, is very confronting, very sexual,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's left my relationship potentially in limbo.

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<v Speaker 2>What God, that sounds intense.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something that I need your advice on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, before we get into that which is quick

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<v Speaker 2>FYI also coming up TV Things. It's a spin off

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<v Speaker 2>of Talkback Things because there's been some wack shit happening

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<v Speaker 2>in the TV world, So we'll see how that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I got that wrong. I'm livered. Was

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<v Speaker 1>this close to getting a cab Re sponsorship too.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have been the face of frog Tulip beautiful. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry to bang on you know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a richness about that. Cabris very sweet, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think red Chilip has a more adult flavor. So

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<v Speaker 1>we were right in saying that, Yes, owned by the

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<v Speaker 1>same parent company, but the chocolate is different. I'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to be. He's going first UFS only time to process. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's jump in. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever lived through a plague of sorts?

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<v Speaker 4>Not the black plague?

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<v Speaker 5>We're not talking about your past lives.

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<v Speaker 2>This life so plague.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to several plays in my tenure in New

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<v Speaker 1>York City when I lived there, but no plagues.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, well, lucky you city boy, because coun'try boy here.

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<v Speaker 2>I've lived through a mouthplague. I've lived through a locust plague.

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<v Speaker 2>That was interesting. I've to treat it like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we'd rite they'd be locusts everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the fuck as a locust?

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<v Speaker 2>They're kind of like grasshoppers. Yeah, and they'd be everywhere,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'd ride our bikes through them, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like those romantic scenes where like the autumn leaves blow

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<v Speaker 2>up either side of you, beiful, almost like confetti. We're

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<v Speaker 2>just like ride through the locust plague and they just

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<v Speaker 2>flutter around us.

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<v Speaker 5>It was beautiful mith plagues.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, wait, wait when you say plague, you mean

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of them or are they dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a shitload of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, there a lies.

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<v Speaker 2>So the irony is that, you know how all the

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<v Speaker 2>farmers were going through like horrific droughts over the last

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<v Speaker 2>few years, and they've had a good couple of years recently.

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<v Speaker 2>The irony is that all the extra rain and all

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<v Speaker 2>the extra produce has actually created a perfect breeding environment

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<v Speaker 2>for mice, which are now eating all the grain that

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<v Speaker 2>they rips during the good years. Oh no, So Mum

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<v Speaker 2>calls me the other day and says, hi, darling, are

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<v Speaker 2>you coming home for Reesa?

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<v Speaker 5>And I said, of course, I wouldn't miss it for

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<v Speaker 5>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she goes, great, So just remember that mouse plague

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<v Speaker 2>when you were little? Yeah, another one.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, what are you really?

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<v Speaker 2>I googled it.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel really flack.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been going on for months. Most jobs out Whales

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<v Speaker 2>and like Lower Queensland, fucking mice everywhere, Jenne, have you

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<v Speaker 2>got that video we found earlier?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I have Google. Google one of my googling

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<v Speaker 1>mouse plague.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's all you need to google. And so they

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<v Speaker 2>like to hang in haystacks and like grain silos and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, and they're just everywhere. I read something

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<v Speaker 2>like one mice couple, like two heterosexual mouth mice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, sorry, I've seen the footage. Yes, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, there's thousands of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I read that two heady mice like a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>heterosexual mice can make up to five hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes, there are thousands on a haystack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean when you say you've lived through a plague,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it doesn't really affect you, doesn't, oh Jendle

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<v Speaker 1>the flashbacks in his eye?

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<v Speaker 2>How would you feel about having a fuckload of mice

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<v Speaker 2>around you? And also this is you know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>exactly having my income affected like the farmers are, but

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<v Speaker 2>on a very petty level.

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<v Speaker 5>Mama says.

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<v Speaker 2>So the house is mostly fine, although there is a

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<v Speaker 2>smell coming from your room onely that I haven't dealt

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<v Speaker 2>with yet, but promise I will before you come home

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<v Speaker 2>for esa.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what could that be? What dead mis multiple.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead mice in my feeling.

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<v Speaker 5>I've actually I don't think you fathom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, a mouse plague is. You're downplaying it like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like you know, the Spanish flu whatever. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>still pretty fuck to have excessive amounts of mice in

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<v Speaker 2>your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I had mice growing up. I had Curious the mouse,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had James the Mouse. We grew up

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<v Speaker 1>with mice as pets, so I think they'd be quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>That's definitely the city. I've never had a plague in

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<v Speaker 1>my life.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I've got that to look forward to over the

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<v Speaker 5>East Holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Back bike marks in his little toe into hospital because

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<v Speaker 1>of bike marks.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, oh, this is what this plant. I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just a thing to make jokes about how

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<v Speaker 2>cute a mice they carry, and sorry they do. But

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<v Speaker 2>there's all these people being like you have to dispose

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<v Speaker 2>of them. You know, ethically and all this stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like babes, it's a plague. It's beyond that point

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<v Speaker 2>their cat. God knows what disease they're carting around. I

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<v Speaker 2>would stomp on every one of them individually if it

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<v Speaker 2>meant the plague ended way.

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<v Speaker 1>What an image in his little sparkly converse and that

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<v Speaker 1>he was sent from the pr company. Wait wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so people want you to collect them in a little

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<v Speaker 1>shoe box and cut them off. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know re homeing them called the RSPCA. I

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<v Speaker 5>have a rogue mouse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they want, but basically there's no

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<v Speaker 2>nice way about it. I'll see if I can get

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<v Speaker 2>a video for our Instagram while I'm at home over ASA,

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<v Speaker 2>see if I can find a spot where you just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of it's like you look behind a cabinet and

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<v Speaker 2>they're all just hiding. They don't like to be seen,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're fucking there.

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<v Speaker 1>And are They're the kind of things that when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in bed at night sleeping, you hear like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>hear them running.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane said, it's like that corn ad for McCain's mar

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Mark, there hear no.

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<v Speaker 1>Just firmin we have to do a show from bog

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<v Speaker 1>and Gate. We will one day. It's just timings and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh my god, I'd adore that. I'd have so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun. I'd be sweating and the microphone would brag

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<v Speaker 1>from the salty liquid coming out of my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you've got time off over Issa, come visit

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<v Speaker 2>and you can see all the little mice that you think,

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<v Speaker 2>no trouble at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks just like curious as so many idiot country boy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, ready for my agent?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you guys never had a threesome?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I never have.

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<v Speaker 2>What Jenna's like, make me admitted, Oh in this life

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<v Speaker 2>or past life, this current life.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, god, I'm gonna say what She's surprise. It wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>surprise me because I haven't. And I have this week

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<v Speaker 1>been proposed to by two influences, to media figures, people

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<v Speaker 1>that are quite well known. What via Instagram? I have

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<v Speaker 1>been asked propositioned to have a threesome, one with my

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful partner Hayden and one without.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was my next question. Then you said two.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you're the third, Well, your babe, haven't

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<v Speaker 2>I now I don't watch to report without mate, and

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<v Speaker 2>you just go fuck some other guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was so bizarre. I just finished the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show this was the first one, this is act one,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got a message from someone being like, just

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<v Speaker 1>heard you in the car. You sound great. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>They work at a very well known media publication in

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<v Speaker 1>Australia internationally, and I went, interesting, Hi, this is out

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<v Speaker 1>of the blue talk talk talk talk talk. Conversation went nowhere,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was dead.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, I'm happy to fish for more compliments.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that talented.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you fuck me? I asked, and he was like.

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<v Speaker 1>An hour later, when I got home in bed, fully

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<v Speaker 1>showered in my pajamas, he went, hey, are you in

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden open and I was like, we don't have a cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>What does he think? What is he talking about? I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he means sexually. I'm like, hey, no, we are not,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, we're exclusive, which we've we've discussed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what we want to do. That's I'm very protective.

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<v Speaker 1>So so just we just wouldn't work for us, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness me, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know him as well as I know you, but fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't work for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh way, I couldn't do it. Maybe in the future

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be in a different headspace, but right now,

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<v Speaker 1>goodness me. Now I can barely look at myself in

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<v Speaker 1>the mirror, let alone someone else do it well. And

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<v Speaker 1>he went, oh, I'm open with my boyfriend and I

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<v Speaker 1>would really like to fuck you. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh oh, and he's like, yeah, me and my boyfriend open.

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<v Speaker 1>It works for us. I think you're beautiful, You're a hunk.

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<v Speaker 1>And then was like, going for it. I've always thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were beautiful. I'm like, oh my god, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to push him away because I felt like he

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<v Speaker 1>was drunk. He messaged me the next morning he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about last night. I was high, but the offer

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<v Speaker 1>still standing. Oh oh. He didn't even take it back.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're not even tempted to do it, none of

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<v Speaker 2>the slightest well, none of us are going to try

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<v Speaker 2>and persuade you otherwise. Yeah, and I frigid as It's

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<v Speaker 2>very tricky though, as a single gay because there's this

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<v Speaker 2>I think in this day and age, most people believe

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<v Speaker 2>that monogamy is a myth, and I don't think people

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<v Speaker 2>realize how common it is for people to be in

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<v Speaker 2>open relationships. Do you know how many Tinder profiles I

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<v Speaker 2>come across it are like shared, it's a couple.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like they're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Two husbands looking for a third for the night notes,

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<v Speaker 2>things attached, blah blah blah. And yeah, it's actually really

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<v Speaker 2>common to believe that monogamy's old school and that open

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<v Speaker 2>relationships are more healthy because then you don't read cheating

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<v Speaker 2>on each other.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not interested, although I've got friends that are

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<v Speaker 1>in open relationships, and I just think it's like the dream,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's the ideal to be able to be so

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<v Speaker 1>in love with one person but sleep around on the side,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's never gonna happen, So I'm not good for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I did get a second one. Ironically this week

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<v Speaker 1>on Snapchat, someone from from another radio station was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you me, Hayden, threesome, they're a penis photo.

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<v Speaker 4>He wasn't just a joke, No, it was legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow okay, and so do even bother to run it

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<v Speaker 2>by Hayden vet No.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Hayden about both the instances. I'm vetoing it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would like to know a bit more so,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought to myself on the waiting in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>who is the slottiest horror of a person that I know?

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<v Speaker 1>The most disgusting, downright rotten swamp dwelling sex positive gay

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<v Speaker 1>man that I know. But unfortunately, Jordan's Mitch's beautiful housemaid.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Jordan's the biggest slut you know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, no no, he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sets positive and he's so open about it. Should

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<v Speaker 1>he ask for advice or she has what to do

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<v Speaker 1>or ask at all?

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<v Speaker 5>This is your origine mate.

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<v Speaker 9>Good evening, Jordan, Hi, where are so?

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<v Speaker 5>You know Mitch described you as the biggest slutty nose?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yes, I called him a whore. He's being fingered, Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great to have you on. I just I have

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<v Speaker 1>many questions. I don't know if you've been filling on it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you have. But I've been proposed by two

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<v Speaker 1>different people this week to have a threesome. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wondering a should I do it?

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<v Speaker 9>It depends either hayten or use a jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Type yes, extremely hello you then?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, well yeah then I would definitely say no, don't

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<v Speaker 9>do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, describe to us the perks of a threesome. Why

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<v Speaker 2>do you enjoy them? Because, no doubt you've done.

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<v Speaker 9>Them many many times. So the the perks the threesome,

0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:30.280
<v Speaker 9>many holes, many poles. Of course, Look, you can meet

0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:33.520
<v Speaker 9>new people in the most interesting of ways. It also

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<v Speaker 9>provides a lot of variety in the bedroom. True, so

0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:40.840
<v Speaker 9>it introduces new new positions you can introduce. You know,

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<v Speaker 9>you've got two hands, you can use them both you

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<v Speaker 9>there's a different type. It's a different type of sensuality

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<v Speaker 9>in different type of sex, really, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But my main question is I don't understand what happens

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<v Speaker 1>even when it's just one on one with Hayden and I.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm there's kind of not much I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sort of a to B. It's very straightforward. What

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<v Speaker 1>does the third person do while the other two were

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<v Speaker 1>doing things?

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<v Speaker 9>They kind of well, it depends. Some people just like

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<v Speaker 9>to sit back and watch and then sort of get

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<v Speaker 9>involved a little bit, and the other.

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<v Speaker 2>One that really they get involved a little bit or there.

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<v Speaker 9>Funny story, I have involved food once in a threesome.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 9>Basically? A few years ago, one guy who I've been

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<v Speaker 9>with a few times, he messaged me and he was like, hey,

0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:38.960
<v Speaker 9>I've got a new kink and he's like, my new

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<v Speaker 9>kink is to be fucked with food. I like, what

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<v Speaker 9>just lit up?

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<v Speaker 2>I just said I can incorporate.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan. You aren't supposed to tell them about that.

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<v Speaker 9>No, So I like what, okay? Continue, He's like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>I like like, you know, grocery items and stuff. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 9>oh what okay? Like he's like, can you do you

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<v Speaker 9>want to come over? And I'm like I mean sure.

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<v Speaker 9>He's like cool, can you go to Cole's before?

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<v Speaker 2>What sort of grossy It's like deodorant cans?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we talking? Did you want an abergine cucumber obergine?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, cucumber yes, so obergin being eggplants? Yes, eggplants. Cucumber

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<v Speaker 9>capsicum was a really weird one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that's the weird mine. We're talking egg plants here.

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<v Speaker 2>They're quite big, yeah, but a boxy.

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<v Speaker 9>Boxy yeah h. And then there was a bitter melon

0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:41.040
<v Speaker 9>as well, and those are like really bitter melons, like

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<v Speaker 9>a zucchini has ribbed for pleasure basically. And the final

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<v Speaker 9>one was a kent pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's a huge go ahead with the fruit root.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, I did go ahead with the fruit root and

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<v Speaker 9>there was so it was a threesome as well. So

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<v Speaker 9>we were fruit. We're basically making a salad inside his asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, please tell me you didn't put those things back

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<v Speaker 2>in the fridge to go.

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<v Speaker 9>Most of them actually most of them actually got peels,

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<v Speaker 9>and I cooked him into a soup for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 9>I am dead serious, Jordan.

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<v Speaker 2>He made a soup out of his rector.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't eat the soup. How you know, when you

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<v Speaker 9>boil something for a while, he kills all the bacteria.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand that if you boil them, you kill all

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<v Speaker 2>the bacteria.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's not about science. It's about comment sense.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fuck all right, Jordan, thank you for coming on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 9>That's all right. That's all right, darl enjoy the rest

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<v Speaker 9>of your night.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been on Domain. I've sent you a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of links. You were moving out of that house.

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<v Speaker 2>Funnily enough, it doesn't affect the life of me nor

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<v Speaker 2>my cats, so I don't give that's what it gets

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<v Speaker 2>up to.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, your pussy's fine, but I don't know about his.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, you're still not keen on the threes, are you?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 5>But the food thing you're off to Harris Farm unti dalla?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Both mitches are very needy.

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<v Speaker 2>So make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's say some Red Rooster reviews. Don't forget. If

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<v Speaker 1>you leave a review on the podcast app and you

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<v Speaker 1>read it out on the show, we'll hook you up

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<v Speaker 1>with a new cruntry fried chicken. It's available at Red Rooster.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'll set you have some merch maybe some vouchers.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows whatever you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need to have a word to you about that, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Answer me honestly. Are you finding your prizing duties overwhelming?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I've told you, yes, I find it overwhelming.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you haven't actually told me that.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I've checked in and you've been like, it's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fine, it's fine. But I just need to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that I've been getting messages sent to me personally,

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<v Speaker 2>not the podcast page, me personally saying hey, Mitchell, it's

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<v Speaker 2>been weeks I still haven't gotten my prize from Churyuse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a surprising thing, right, that was your your idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, what if we read out review sad surprise?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, sounds great. I want nothing to do

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<v Speaker 2>with it. You make it your baby. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>another thing to think about.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say that? I did?

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<v Speaker 2>And now here we are we did, And I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>people saying, hi, Mitch left me on Red I sent

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<v Speaker 2>my address.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing's arrived.

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<v Speaker 1>I did about three people.

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<v Speaker 2>All our listeners are being let down, like I need

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<v Speaker 2>to just be like, darln, what's the go Are you

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<v Speaker 2>finding it stressful?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine to do it. We don't even talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it on here. It's fine. I'm fine. I can get

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<v Speaker 1>it done. And now that I've had the bottom up, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the boot up my ass? It'll be great.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you have had two warnings off the cloud. Think

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're up to it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your call.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I do have something else to tell you. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a meeting with my accountant this week and

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about the arrangement we have when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to payment for the podcast, because you know how

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 2>we've got, you know, the merger, the millions, you know,

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 2>the iheartrating stuff, the Red Roosters sponsorship, all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>When it came to sorting that out, you and I

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, let's just like put it in your

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<v Speaker 2>bank account'll split it later. And I was like, yeah, okay, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm find no worries. I didn't think anything of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and my accountant told me this week that technically, in

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<v Speaker 2>the eyes of the tax office, that makes you my subcontractor,

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<v Speaker 2>which makes me your employer. Now it doesn't thereby I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the boss here, bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh did you know about this, Jemma, no comment.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is ridiculous. You're not the boss.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you and I both know that we're equal partners.

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<v Speaker 2>But when push comes to shove, which is what's happening now,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to step in and be the boss. It

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<v Speaker 2>pains me to say, Mitchell, but unfortunately impacting this you're fired.

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<v Speaker 1>No I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fired.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't fire me.

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<v Speaker 5>I can, and I am.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's never an easy conversation to have as an employer.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the thing that we all dread the most,

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<v Speaker 2>having to fire our staff.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm such a devout Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not performing your prizing duties up to scratch, which

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<v Speaker 2>is why I've had to appoint a new Deputy chief

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<v Speaker 2>of commerce.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's someone fucking hiding in the wings of this

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<v Speaker 1>station for the last couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, please put your hands together. For prize

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<v Speaker 2>keeper Jenna. Thank you ever received a promotion.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, no longer issue.

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<v Speaker 5>Just grounds keeper Jenna, Prize Deeper Dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>I am the prize.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a half owner in the show. So I'm fired.

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<v Speaker 1>And hey, Mitch, how are you good? How are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks? I just rehide myself because I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't. But it's fine. The good news is

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<v Speaker 2>I am willing to rehire you, but in a much,

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<v Speaker 2>much more junior role.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good at this and hr I'm not buying any

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<v Speaker 1>of it. But if I was a junior at Krispy Kreme,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on probation, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't get any

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<v Speaker 2>with me. I wouldn't get lippy. Oh my god, yes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>So your new junior role, this is what it looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can only speak thirty percent less than me. I

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<v Speaker 2>get more words than you. It's no longer fifty to fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>I get seventy percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the words. Right, that's easy. I'm happy to sit back.

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<v Speaker 2>On the show. Now you're still required on Instagram Live.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the world, yeap you are. You're taking quite

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 2>the pay cut because I can't expect Jenna to work

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 2>like a dog keeping our prizing department afloat without a

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<v Speaker 2>cut of your money.

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<v Speaker 5>This is coming out of your pages.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know I was getting paid nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, get.

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<v Speaker 4>My purse, thank you, thank you, fort This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to be informed off. If you knew Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have text me and said they're going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring this no comment, no comment, Well we actually has Where.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get one hundred dollars bills from? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they made them anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye I got it out of our kiddo, which I manage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, thank you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have access to our kidio on that you

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<v Speaker 1>never did.

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:11.159
<v Speaker 2>It's only my bank account, which is why i'm your employer.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize because you're my subcontractor.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for the Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold that up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not showing you my money.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a hold what of cash which could have

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.679
<v Speaker 2>been yours? If you've done the painstaking task of walking

0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:31.360
<v Speaker 2>some envelopes downstairs.

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<v Speaker 4>I will see you in court.

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 1>It's there's no court, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>And just so you're all across it, the business restructure

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<v Speaker 2>does technically put Jenna in a more senior position than you.

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Also, Jenna's above me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she is, yes, and she's not on probation.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not.

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<v Speaker 1>The business structure. It goes Mitchell. And then I'm a

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 1>co founder. But I have no legal or menagerial.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrong, none, don't don't even mention yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're not there. That puts price pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it it's price key.

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<v Speaker 1>Prize keeper Jenna into icee. Yes, that's right, she's yes,

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 1>second in charge of the cold supervisor desk. And then

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I am a junior.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes on probation propation, so I could be cut at

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:17.840
<v Speaker 2>any moment.

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<v Speaker 5>Be talking all.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you everybody. I will get your prizes out as.

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<v Speaker 1>A generated out the reviews or am I no?

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 2>She can do?

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<v Speaker 4>I will be and guess what I'm prepared. Oh, I

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:35.960
<v Speaker 4>have bad luck. I found new ones.

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Printed anyway, Prize keeper Jenna, what do we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's get going. First of all, this is from

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 4>Mellie Bean Mel.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, is it just me?

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 4>Or is this podcast amazing. This podcast is the perfect

0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 4>way to treat your ears. Every episode is like catching

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 4>up with good friends. I have often been feeling a

0:29:57.760 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 4>bit low when I listen to an episode and find

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 4>myself laughing out loud. You can't listen and not feel

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 4>better from it. Uh bah Bah Jenna that's her name. Yes,

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 4>we love her. She makes a show. Actually says that.

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:12.280
<v Speaker 4>Thank you for the laughs of the community and the entertainment.

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I always look forward to my weekly check ins with

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 4>my family of igim idiots. Thank you, Mellie, Bean mel

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:22.400
<v Speaker 4>your prize will be coming to you shortly. Thank you.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.960
<v Speaker 4>Next one, can I get some dound effects?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, that'll do okay, Now we've got Kao bekai since

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 6>Kaanna laughing manically while grocery shop and then it stopped

0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 6>because it was too long. Mitch, Mitch, and Jenna. What

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 6>can I say? I feel like I've been on a journey.

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 4>With you all. A mere six weeks ago, I discovered

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 4>this podcast and have since listened to every episode. I've

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 4>literally just finished the most recent episode. I've loved every

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 4>second and have laughed loudly in public one too many times,

0:30:56.920 --> 0:30:59.959
<v Speaker 4>haven't we all, Most notably in Aldie around a week

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 4>week ago, where I had to stop pushing the trolley

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 4>to gather myself, much to the disgust of some old

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 4>bat who looks like she could have been Dot wiggins

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 4>great aunt. Anyway, Love you guys and sorry tinnel Oh

0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:18.360
<v Speaker 4>Kayoba kai Guayana. Incredible, thank you. You will also be

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 4>getting your prize fac soon. Thank you, thank you. That

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 4>was brought to you by Red Rooster.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to explain the mechanic where you have to

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 2>hit us up at a couple of mitches to claim

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 2>your If you read out, they don't just get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very confused.

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 4>They DM a couple of mitches on Instagram and we

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 4>will sort out sort it out from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the logins because you need them?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 4>Yes I do. That's how I've been sending them out.

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 6>Your ones that you were supposed to send out the tagline.

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 1>For Red Rooster because you haven't said yet, Well, you've

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.720
<v Speaker 1>got a piece of paper in front of you to

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:54.040
<v Speaker 1>read it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenny, give me that cash. I already sent a few, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>If I give you a little more of a cut,

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<v Speaker 2>can you start reading them again?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't even want to cut that was just

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>painful things. Oh, there's a couple of fifties there. I

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>appreciate it, and I appreciate you, my boss, thank you

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.240
<v Speaker 1>so much. We'll send those out, guys. Both the prices

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<v Speaker 1>will be sand number one and number two. You'll get

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the ACP. Thank you for listening to the show. Well,

0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 1>thanks to Red Rooster, the new Crunchy Fried Chicken is

0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 1>available right now. Speaking of well, launching a brand new

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>segment on.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:29.800
<v Speaker 2>A fan favorite segment of ours is talkback Tings right

0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 2>where we listen to the whack shit that goes down

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 2>and talk back radio. Often it's their stuff ups.

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<v Speaker 1>People submit talk back radio moments.

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<v Speaker 8>I heard show.

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<v Speaker 2>But oddly enough, things seem to have been running smoothly

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<v Speaker 2>in the talk back radio world.

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<v Speaker 5>I have not heard any startups.

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 2>To bring you really in the TV world, however, haven't

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<v Speaker 2>they had a fucking shocker of a fortnight, Oh bloody

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<v Speaker 2>Channel nine Basically in Layman's terms, all their tech is

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<v Speaker 2>fucked because they had a cyber attack.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were hacked by the Russians in North Korea.

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<v Speaker 1>I was told alleged, oh we can't really that they

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<v Speaker 1>were hacked by external sources. I was tyed Goshi dialed in.

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<v Speaker 2>From home anyway that Today show couldn't go to air

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<v Speaker 2>that particular day.

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<v Speaker 5>None of their live shows could, so they were fucked

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 5>for a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>They seemed to be back on track, but they said

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to take a while to get everything back

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<v Speaker 2>running smoothly. Imagine the engineers in this radio station trying

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<v Speaker 2>to repair everything in the ground.

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Eye one night. I showed in there in Melbourne for

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks and no one told me about it. I'm

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:34.880
<v Speaker 1>not even joking.

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 5>You didn't think there'd be this desperate plea across Melbourne.

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Where's me?

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 1>One person messaged me. It was like, have you been fired?

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I said, why, you haven't been on for weeks? And

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>what I found out went back and listened. I was like,

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, that's silence.

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 5>And the engineers just went don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It legitimately said where in Sydney.

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Just as things seemed to be getting back to

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<v Speaker 2>normal after the hack, one of their news readers based

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<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne, Peter Hitchener, Oh, oh, I love him legend. Yeah,

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 2>he has been in the industry for four hundred years

0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 2>and he is quite loved, and he's also quite ancient,

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 2>and so you would understand the audience's concern when he

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 2>basically started dying before their eyes on air. You're kidding, No,

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I never kid Is this recent?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>It was the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, turns out it with system migraine. But everyone fully

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 2>thought he was stroking on air. Right, So let's start

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:36.879
<v Speaker 2>off this first bit of audio. This is the start

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 2>of the bulletin. It wasn't too bad. It was just

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:41.840
<v Speaker 2>a little bit slurry and a little bit downcast, but

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:44.200
<v Speaker 2>he was managing to get most of his words right.

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:46.360
<v Speaker 5>But I just noticed they kept using.

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 2>The word headache, which is terribly ironic in the story.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, this is nine News, Peter Hitchener, Good evening. A

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:57.360
<v Speaker 8>snap blockdown in Queensland has triggered a fresh round of

0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:01.800
<v Speaker 8>headaches for travelers, with Victoria declaring Greater Brisbane a red zone.

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 8>Laura Turners at Melbourne Airport now, Laura, they'll now need

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:08.440
<v Speaker 8>a permit to enter, and they'll also have to self quarantine.

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 7>Correct Peter frustration out here at the airport again tonight.

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 7>As of right now six pm, if you're Victorian and

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 7>trying to come home from Greater Brisbane, you need to

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 7>seek permission to come home.

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Peter more headaches ahead of Easter.

0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 8>Sounds like a thank you, Laura that you're.

0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Telling me dog, what's your mouth, you slut?

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Stop reminding me.

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I run this shower around here. I am the king.

0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Is my microphone on? I apologize?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, his eyes were just a little bit squinted,

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 2>and you can just tell that it looked like there

0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:38.080
<v Speaker 2>was throbbing happening.

0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:39.759
<v Speaker 5>So he was in the thick of a migraine. But

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:40.799
<v Speaker 5>he was carrying on.

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 2>And then at this point, this is where he started

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 2>to stumble over his words a bit. People thought, because

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 2>of the whole hacking situation, maybe the order Q was failing,

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 2>but no, he was just struggling in general.

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 8>Donald Trump has newly weds in surprise after he high

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 8>jacked a reception at Mara Lago. Donald Trump developed a

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 8>reputation for crashing weddings at the resort during his presidency.

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 8>For the first time in the.

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Standing fifty meters above the marabanol.

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 1>We have, I don't know the marimanol. It's not ready.

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.720
<v Speaker 2>And at this point their Facebook page started to get

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 2>flooded with people who fully thought he was dying and

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:40.399
<v Speaker 2>they were like, what's wrong with him?

0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 5>Send him home?

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Call an ambulance, like hundreds of comments.

0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:45.480
<v Speaker 1>The nightly six pm news.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it's like, isn't it the number one rating?

0:36:49.880 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Everyone thinks that's number one rating.

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:53.320
<v Speaker 5>No, the news still tops everything.

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 4>And he's huge in Victoria.

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:56.360
<v Speaker 1>He's massive.

0:36:56.800 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Don't make fun of his weight, Jenny, anyway, he's slim.

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 2>So people are concerned at this point, but he's kind

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 2>of like, I'm on air. I can't just stop. So

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 2>he kept pushing on and he did last like half

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>an hour out of the one hour bulletin, but around

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:16.719
<v Speaker 2>the halfway mark, that's when they decided to replace him

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:19.320
<v Speaker 2>with a younger and much more handsome newsreader. Just quietly,

0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:21.920
<v Speaker 2>but listen to the weather bitch trying to step in.

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like she's been waiting in the wings, going die,

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:24.720
<v Speaker 2>you old bastard.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:25.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready.

0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 5>As soon as he.

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Started stumbling, you can hear her in the background, just

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 2>going and coming up that she just started reading his

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 2>lines for him with her mic not on an idiot.

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 8>Here it is, well, Lavinia is here. Now. It's been

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 8>rather cool today, Lavinia.

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 10>It has pete and there were even a few showers

0:37:40.680 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 10>this morning, but it's clear skies as we head into

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 10>the Easter break and Melbourne has a thirty degree day to.

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Look forward to.

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:50.520
<v Speaker 10>So the Easter Bunny is going to bring home more

0:37:50.560 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 10>than just the chocolates.

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<v Speaker 3>This hear, Pete, Well that's good to hear.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you very much to Lavinia ahead in nine years.

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<v Speaker 11>This welcome back to nine News. Peter Hitchener just feeling

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:13.040
<v Speaker 11>a little unwell, but we do press on.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello handsome.

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oho, Clint, where did you come from?

0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:21.719
<v Speaker 1>You may recognize me from my only fans. You could

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:24.480
<v Speaker 1>definitely hit the papers. She was rustling, ready to read.

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine being the people in the control room

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 2>that had to make the call. Just fucking go to

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 2>the break. H'm dying, He's literally wouldn't you just let

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 2>your heart?

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Would think? We have to say he's not dying. He

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<v Speaker 1>had a migraine.

0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 2>So and he's back at work.

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 1>He's doing well.

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you figure out quite early on that you have

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<v Speaker 2>a migraine because it seemed to be there from the start.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as a migraine suffer myself. I had a migraine

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>suff what's happening? I had my.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Injim mixed feeling unwell.

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<v Speaker 5>It's tagging a bit of a wren.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a migraine. Boy, go, I you know what's funny.

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't talk about this much because I actually do

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 1>have a brain illness. It's technically a chronic illness. It's

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:07.719
<v Speaker 1>called Kiari. Actually, what is it?

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Ucari malformation? Why do you always have to ask

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:13.280
<v Speaker 2>me to remind you? Because you remember?

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's very nice. Haydn's like, what is

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 1>it again? The chortle niggle niggle or my Sari malformation?

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:22.839
<v Speaker 1>Which means what life partner? It means so essentially my brain.

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Everyone has their brain, and then at the back we

0:39:25.640 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 1>have like the spinal cord and the canal and the

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 1>spinal fluid, and you've got the nervous system in there.

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 1>My brain at the back, the cerebellum is falling out

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:37.480
<v Speaker 1>of the skull and he's essentially plugging up my spinal

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:41.040
<v Speaker 1>column like a bath plug. So like, you know, I'm

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 1>a bigger guy. I've had this my whole life. When

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>I exercise, which is very rarely, or if I have

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>a bad sleep, or if I'm really stressed at work

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 1>and the blood pressure goes up and everything gets a

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:55.719
<v Speaker 1>bit tighter, my spinal cord will literally be crushed and

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:58.719
<v Speaker 1>my brain will be squashed. So I actually and that

0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>fucks with the central nervous system because the central nervous

0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>system is right in there. So my speech can be

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 1>thrown off, my vision can be thrown off, my temperature

0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>can be thrown off, my breathing, my heart rate. It's ridiculous.

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you wouldn't shout up to work and try broadcast

0:40:11.800 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 2>in that thought.

0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Of no, and if you knew you had a migraine

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 1>coming on, you would you wouldn't. But a lot of

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 1>people push through because migraines are hard. It's one of

0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 1>those illnesses that people can't see. So you're like, oh,

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:24.399
<v Speaker 1>I've got a shocking migraine. Everyone's first thoughts are oh, yeah,

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:25.440
<v Speaker 1>all ride.

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:27.640
<v Speaker 4>And I think it's just a headache, you know, just a.

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Well what differentiates it? And this is not me being

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:32.400
<v Speaker 2>a cynic, I'm actually asking what differentiates it from a

0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 2>headache because I've never had a migraine.

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what's funny, my brain doctor, my neurosurgeon,

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 1>he explained it to me. He was like, you know,

0:40:40.200 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you have never had a headache in your life, and

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 1>he's like, all you have is migraines. That's all your

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 1>your ki produces migraines.

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 5>It's like you've only ever had migraines. Make no mistake.

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 2>You are a headache, yes, but I've never had.

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 1>That's what he said. Yeah, and then he charged me

0:40:53.360 --> 0:40:57.359
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred dollars. I've never had a headache. I feel

0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 1>like I've had maybe one or two and they are like,

0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I wish I could have daily headaches.

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Like when I get a headache, I'm like, oh, I

0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 1>know exactly where that is. Give me a penaldole and

0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. But when I get my migraines, it'll start

0:41:09.480 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 1>at like eight am when I wake up, and when

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm making my coffee, I feel it in the base

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.320
<v Speaker 1>of my spine. When I move my eyes. You know

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 1>when you're about to like get a flu, and you

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 1>move your eyes and it feels like your eyes are

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:19.160
<v Speaker 1>on like a.

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Right you can still It's like, oh.

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 1>My god, you're you get auroras. I don't get these,

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>but a lot of people do. Where you see little

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 1>strings of light randomly, yeah, and it's like, oh, there's

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:34.399
<v Speaker 1>a there's a little piece of light. It's coming and

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:36.840
<v Speaker 1>once it hits oh my god. You're out. I can't

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>think like, I can't think straight, I don't speak.

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 5>What's the adjective?

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Is it like a swelling, a throbbing?

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? For me, it's a throbbing. It's with my heart beat,

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:47.920
<v Speaker 1>so I can every time my heart beats, I can

0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:49.560
<v Speaker 1>literally feel like a stab in the.

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Back of everywhere.

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:52.839
<v Speaker 1>No, for me, it's the back of my skull where

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>my Kiari malformation is. My child will dicky dicky, and

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 1>it can last for hours. Like my body is immute

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 1>to penodol and erophone. I just pump codine. It's terrific.

0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:03.840
<v Speaker 1>So my migraine is awful.

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Just like? Lie down?

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I have two patadine, fought two neurophone, a whole liter

0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:11.480
<v Speaker 1>of water and I sleep for five hours. Sounds quite

0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>nice actually, And I'm constipated for a month.

0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 4>Those painkillers, fuck you are the pendine for.

0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:20.440
<v Speaker 1>What's the worst. Sometimes sometimes I've had with the macas

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:21.719
<v Speaker 1>for a couple of days. I'm like, hey, babe, where

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:23.839
<v Speaker 1>there's pending vault and I'll have it instead of having

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 1>stool hardness. Okay, was that someone asked? Someone over there asked, yeah, gotcha?

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Google Kiari malformation educate.

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so if you ever call in six saying I've

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 2>got a migraine, I just have to be like, oh fuck,

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>you have to go, must be bad.

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.839
<v Speaker 5>I don't think you ever have though not work.

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>No I haven't.

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 2>But conveniently you only get them one weekends.

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:50.320
<v Speaker 1>On Sunday night at six pm. But I the I

0:42:53.800 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 1>we have time, and thank you Mitchell Jury the weather

0:43:01.280 --> 0:43:05.239
<v Speaker 1>coming up in twelve, So dumb Peter Hitchen is fine

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 1>as am.

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I Gay's back at work. You haven't missed the day.

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.920
<v Speaker 1>If you ever need to thank you, I appreciate it.

0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 2>It's funny though, because at your boss you'd have to

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.520
<v Speaker 2>call him. Think just by the way, well we've learned

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 2>you can't even try and broadcast while suffering a migraine.

0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Now you sound like that's so rude.

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:29.359
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was choking. Well he was seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>was He's not dead.

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<v Speaker 10>He is.

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<v Speaker 5>Forty years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He is very old, and you know it's even worth

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<v Speaker 1>He was doing a segment for our The Kiss one

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>on one one in Melbourne breakfast show the day before

0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 1>and he was exerting physical energy. He was playing handh

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 1>oh imagine they called amagine being the show that killed

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Peter Hitchiner. Imagine if Kerry Anne fell off that trapieze

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 1>the day after our Studio ten interview, they would have

0:43:53.680 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>said it was us and it really Wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that Peter Hitchener is gay? Apparently?

0:43:59.800 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 7>Is he?

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:00.920
<v Speaker 5>Did you not know that?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

0:44:01.920 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he was caught in a quote unquote compromising position

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 2>with a man in the.

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:08.320
<v Speaker 5>Back of a car by police.

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<v Speaker 1>What there is shocking to me.

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<v Speaker 5>In breaking news?

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Gourgle it. Can someone get me this article? There's many

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>seventy five year old men of that ilk in the

0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Australian media that are allegedly gay.

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:27.439
<v Speaker 2>So there was there was rumors for a long time

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:31.000
<v Speaker 2>after he was busted in the compromising position, but it

0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 2>wasn't until twenty eighteen. He was doing a newspaper interview

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<v Speaker 2>about his ten years as chief news presenter with Channel

0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:40.640
<v Speaker 2>nine and it was during that for the first time

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:44.560
<v Speaker 2>he acknowledged yeah gay, Yeah.

0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 1>For him and he gives off those vibes. Is jovial,

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 1>sweet you.

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:53.840
<v Speaker 2>In the Oh my god, that'll be having a microphe.

0:44:54.600 --> 0:44:55.320
<v Speaker 7>We will.

0:44:57.000 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 1>TV. I want to end up Melbourne's ab awful down.

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 2>You have to report in fact, you'll make shit up

0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:04.480
<v Speaker 2>all the time.

0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 5>You're a flight race.

0:45:07.160 --> 0:45:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It'll just say earthquake in China, and I'll go thirteen

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>dead in China after earth that meets. You can't embezzle

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:19.040
<v Speaker 1>the fans embellishbezzel. Good on you, HITCHI for being gay.

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 5>His family knew all along.

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:23.800
<v Speaker 2>We were encouraged to be good to one another and

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 2>be good to other people. Who you are is who

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:28.800
<v Speaker 2>you are. I'm trying to find the bit where he

0:45:28.840 --> 0:45:29.840
<v Speaker 2>talks about having a partner.

0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I throw it.

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Didn't make that up.

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:32.959
<v Speaker 1>I actually found Did.

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 4>You know he was harassed for months by a stalker?

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 1>You're kidding, Jenna.

0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:38.960
<v Speaker 5>We know it was you.

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you lived in Melbourne.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 1>You just oh you did, Jenna.

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:43.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm a big fan.

0:45:43.480 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 1>He's a great guy. Goodness me. I actually have the

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:52.719
<v Speaker 1>audio of his coming out to his family. It's very

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 1>gut wrenching and he really struggles to get through it.

0:45:55.320 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 8>Donald Trump has newly weds in and out surprise after

0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:04.240
<v Speaker 8>he hijacked a reception at mar Lago.

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:08.920
<v Speaker 1>That's his family cheering because in the end they were accepting. However,

0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:10.040
<v Speaker 1>he struggled to get through it.

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 2>I can't find anything about the partner. I really want

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.120
<v Speaker 2>to know you know that Ian Ross Channel seven news

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:16.760
<v Speaker 2>reader also, okay, how to partner?

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Ad what happened to him?

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:18.799
<v Speaker 9>Well?

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Ian Ross is dead but he had a partner for

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 2>many years.

0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Really yep, Ian Ross journalist. This is not entertaining for

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 1>anyone other than Australian.

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:31.799
<v Speaker 5>Can you find the d gym Top five open? I'm

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:33.320
<v Speaker 5>going to do the top five gay.

0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Top five news readers. You didn't know what puffs?

0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 2>I got told the other day about one that came out.

0:46:39.400 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I wish I could tell you, but I can't because

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like I learned from one of his colleagues that

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:45.759
<v Speaker 2>works in TV with him, and like he's got a

0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 2>wife and kids and shit, And I'm like, oh, juicy,

0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Juthy Doothy. We're all poopsy media, aren't we.

0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Can you tell us off the clown?

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:52.759
<v Speaker 2>No, I wouldn't dare.

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh there's a photo Peter hitching in his underpants for dinner.

0:46:57.520 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 5>How did you find that his bedroom window?

0:46:59.360 --> 0:47:04.120
<v Speaker 1>When she was it was all freeventeen. We're back next week.

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we're not. Actually make sure you have the

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 1>announcement to make.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 2>It's some an announcement.

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 1>We're taking it some time off.

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're just gonna have a couple of weeks off

0:47:10.440 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 2>with a bit of an Easter break. If we won't

0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 2>be gone long, it's fine.

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:15.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm celebrating over it and we will be back soon.

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:17.560
<v Speaker 1>All thanks to Red Roofs Starter. For get the new

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Crunchy Fried Chicken as availble now. Merch is over. Merch

0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 1>March is done. It's quite clearly April.

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:23.600
<v Speaker 2>It'll be with you soon.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, hang in there. Thank you for ordering.

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<v Speaker 1>If you did, thank you to everyone, and we will

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>see you all in a couple of weeks.

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:32.080
<v Speaker 8>Is it just me?

0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your

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<v Speaker 2>podcast app or follow on Spotify. Hey, Hi, welcome to

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 2>add Brief. This is a secret segment on the end.

0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:00.239
<v Speaker 2>We call it eighty D Brief because it's a couple

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:05.759
<v Speaker 2>of people with ADD or suspected ADD having a debrief, just.

0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 5>Talking shit, unscripted. That's really all it is.

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Don't have your expectations, Hi, for fox sake, you'll be disappointed.

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Keep him down low, please do like give him.

0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:20.160
<v Speaker 6>Now.

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 1>We need to get to the bottom of something. Well,

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.080
<v Speaker 1>why the fuck was I fired?

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Because you weren't sending people their prices. I need to

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:32.920
<v Speaker 2>stress to you guys that Mitch is too polite to

0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 2>say no when he's feelings stressed. And so he took

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:39.800
<v Speaker 2>this on and I said, would it make it easier

0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:42.319
<v Speaker 2>if I put all the prizing into envelopes, so all

0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 2>you have to do is write the address on them

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and put them in the mail. But it was very sad.

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't have to get stamps. Everything was done except the

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 2>actual writing of the address paid. And then I kept

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:55.920
<v Speaker 2>getting all these messages and I kept saying, Dallan, do

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 2>you need someone else to take it off you? And

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 2>he just skips saying no, no, I'll do it, I'll

0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 2>do it, I'll do it. And so, as the boss

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 2>of this business, I had to make the executive decision

0:49:05.880 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 2>that you're just too fucking lazy to get it done.

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 1>To see the paperwork, I don't believe you're my boss. Hey,

0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I need to see the paperwork.

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you can speak to our accountant like mech was like,

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:18.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't have.

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:21.320
<v Speaker 1>A good account That'm like, he's mine, boom brilliant.

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 4>That has nothing to do with it.

0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Now he stabbed me in the back.

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't stab you in the back of.

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Professional advice the accountant, not you.

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:30.520
<v Speaker 2>He was just he was just telling me what the

0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 2>situation was. You don't know the power I think you'll find.

0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:34.879
<v Speaker 1>I do I think you'll find.

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine if I actually because like conveniently, like

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:40.600
<v Speaker 2>it'd be a bit of a bitch to change the

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:44.640
<v Speaker 2>act couple of Mitch's handle, but conveniently the name.

0:49:44.520 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 5>Of the podcast?

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:47.359
<v Speaker 5>That could be hosted by any bars that I could

0:49:47.360 --> 0:49:48.239
<v Speaker 5>have Tiffany in here.

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:49.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know like that.

0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:51.560
<v Speaker 5>I could easily fire you in a place here, but

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 5>i'd have to change.

0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 1>No, you wouldn't because I have fifty percent stay. We

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 1>have equal partnership in the.

0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:59.719
<v Speaker 2>In the in the show junior role, Tiffany is fair.

0:49:59.800 --> 0:50:04.040
<v Speaker 1>No you Tiffany, her dish is great. I Tiffen the

0:50:04.840 --> 0:50:06.480
<v Speaker 1>little tim cock Bell.

0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, guys, I'm the price keeper.

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 1>Good for you take that role?

0:50:14.120 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say it was very big of me

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to higher Jenna because she's back stabbed me before.

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 5>Have I told you this story?

0:50:22.760 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe life News.

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I have new management. I've signed with Amplifier, who, weirdly

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 2>with the same company that gave me my first editing

0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 2>job in like twenty sixteen.

0:50:36.280 --> 0:50:38.320
<v Speaker 1>So five years ago that's where you met Jenna.

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Correct, So you also worked there and then I left

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:47.719
<v Speaker 2>and now I'm back and are a very different capacity.

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 2>But the reason I left, yes, the reason I left

0:50:50.520 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 2>all those years ago is because Jenna knocked on me

0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 2>and got me fied. Oh I think that is not true.

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I heard this story way back when, but this is

0:50:58.160 --> 0:51:01.279
<v Speaker 1>the generin Midge origin story. That is not true.

0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Actually, so they were, they were changing tact, they were

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:08.240
<v Speaker 2>getting rid of editors and becoming a talent management business.

0:51:08.280 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 2>So I got the flick right. And then we were

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.160
<v Speaker 2>working on this interview series. It was sponsored and I

0:51:14.200 --> 0:51:16.759
<v Speaker 2>had to do ten interviews. I'd done eight of them.

0:51:16.840 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 1>You were interviewing someone else, yeah, yeah.

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:22.520
<v Speaker 2>And so when they fired me, I said, look, I'm

0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm very close to finishing this series. Why don't you

0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:27.799
<v Speaker 2>just keep me on as a freelance. I'll finish those

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 2>interviews and then we'll be done. And they're like, actually,

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:31.640
<v Speaker 2>that makes a lot of sense. That's probably a lot easier.

0:51:32.840 --> 0:51:35.040
<v Speaker 2>So I was working on the final interview.

0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:36.680
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty big of you, by the way, to say, yep,

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:38.399
<v Speaker 1>I've been fired, but I'll finish my role.

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'll finish the job I started, and Jenner had

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 2>organized the most sinfully shit guest ever. Can't her name remember?

0:51:52.239 --> 0:51:54.920
<v Speaker 2>It was some demo fucking skateboarding dog of a thing.

0:51:55.040 --> 0:51:56.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Her name was like Chlarice or like

0:51:57.000 --> 0:51:57.600
<v Speaker 2>vander d.

0:51:57.880 --> 0:51:59.919
<v Speaker 4>A pr company sent it to me, and I said,

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:01.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't care who it is.

0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:03.680
<v Speaker 2>That company pitched me duly good Winter today, Jenny, you

0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:04.760
<v Speaker 2>don't say yes to everything.

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 4>I was amplified.

0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 2>I was pitched the easter show as well, and really,

0:52:09.600 --> 0:52:11.719
<v Speaker 2>ha ha, we should have There's an obvious synergy there.

0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:13.000
<v Speaker 5>Where's the fucking rooster.

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Ring them in?

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Next time? Next time?

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, So she organizes really boring guests and I just

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 2>did not want to do it. And I said to

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:22.879
<v Speaker 2>my friend who I was hanging out with at the time,

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:26.439
<v Speaker 2>I've got to do this skype interview. I really don't

0:52:26.440 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 2>want to do it, and she goes, I'll do it.

0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Because they were written interviews, I wasn't actually in them, right,

0:52:30.880 --> 0:52:33.120
<v Speaker 2>I just had to get the quotes and then you

0:52:33.160 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know who actually interviewed. And so just for the

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:37.320
<v Speaker 2>long my friend was like, I'll do it, and I

0:52:37.400 --> 0:52:40.720
<v Speaker 2>was like fucking go for goal. And because we were mates,

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I took a photo of my friend doing the interview

0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:45.759
<v Speaker 2>instead of me and sent it to Jenna. I've been like, lol. Look,

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Jenna was horrified. She took me to the boss and said,

0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell's not taking this job seriously, and so I did

0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:52.920
<v Speaker 2>not finish this yet.

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:53.799
<v Speaker 4>That is not true.

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>They cut me loose. I was unemployed for a month, Jenna.

0:52:58.120 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 1>It's not true.

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 2>And then I got a job here, and I got

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:01.920
<v Speaker 2>her a job here because I'm a bigger.

0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Per and that's where you met me.

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:04.400
<v Speaker 3>That is not true.

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:07.600
<v Speaker 6>I showed it to them because I thought it was funny. Well,

0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 6>who knocked on me? Well telling you that I showed them?

0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:15.799
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Who told you that? That's what happened.

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't recall actually exactly. It would have been someone

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:23.640
<v Speaker 2>or maybe I'm just not stupid that I sent you

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 2>a photo and then suddenly I get a phone call You're.

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Fine, Oh yeah, he sent it to one person and

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:27.759
<v Speaker 1>then all of.

0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 2>There's only one reason they would do that. It's because

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:32.839
<v Speaker 2>they think I'm not taking it seriously, which I wasn't.

0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 2>This guest was fucked. I can't remember a thing, but

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 2>can you even find out it was.

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:37.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh, it was somebody.

0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I can't even actually have her on the phone. Grease,

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:45.680
<v Speaker 1>uh Phoenix Zapphaire's I thought it was funny.

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:48.279
<v Speaker 2>I can't I find out who the guest was. Yeah,

0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 2>I thank you.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, here we go to Jenne. What were you doing?

0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:52.960
<v Speaker 1>You were showing your boss to say he is a

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 1>little bit of funny. Dalla Bou?

0:53:55.440 --> 0:53:58.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really good question. Actually who Dalla Beau?

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:02.239
<v Speaker 1>My aunt's dog name is Dalla. Oh, here we go,

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Dalla Bo.

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.440
<v Speaker 2>She was actually lovely. I just I just you know

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:07.480
<v Speaker 2>those interviews, You know what it's like when you're like,

0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who this person is. There's this I

0:54:09.600 --> 0:54:11.880
<v Speaker 2>don't have anything to ask you. I just don't have

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't care about anything you have to say happens

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:14.120
<v Speaker 2>to me.

0:54:14.200 --> 0:54:18.040
<v Speaker 6>I did get you some pretty good interviews though, name

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:21.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah one Emma Kenny from Shameless.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.560
<v Speaker 2>That was a good one.

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:25.359
<v Speaker 4>Actually, yeah, who was who was you know the girl

0:54:25.400 --> 0:54:27.840
<v Speaker 4>from Shameless? Oh? Look her up.

0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's pretty big. I've been told Jesus, you wouldn't

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:33.440
<v Speaker 1>want to be a junior in this company, would you?

0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:36.799
<v Speaker 1>I am just trying to climb the corporate ladder.

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:39.840
<v Speaker 2>So Yes, I'm back at to amplify. They found a

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 2>polaroid of Jenner and I the other day, a five

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:44.440
<v Speaker 2>year old polaroid. Really, I'm like, you fucking it's why

0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 2>is that still in the office.

0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 6>I want to see that.

0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:50.600
<v Speaker 1>You have to get it sent to us. So that's

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 1>my new thing. I'm gonna put up on the edge

0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 1>of socials and never put it out.

0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Because then you always forget I do.

0:54:57.360 --> 0:54:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I will forget. I literally have forgotten what we did

0:54:59.480 --> 0:55:01.759
<v Speaker 1>this episode. Yeah, fair, are we doing hitching that next week?

0:55:03.680 --> 0:55:04.040
<v Speaker 4>Next week?

0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:08.919
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you you're going back to burg Gate. Yeah,

0:55:09.080 --> 0:55:12.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the shire, your family living Mossman in a castle.

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:18.320
<v Speaker 2>No believe, when did fucking contraceptive diaphraend?

0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:19.040
<v Speaker 4>Sam get here?

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:21.439
<v Speaker 1>The whole time I thought that was someone caused playing

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:22.880
<v Speaker 1>as Jesus as it was Easter.

0:55:24.480 --> 0:55:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Get the ship out of me.

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hold on, perceptive diaphragm. Sam. As ere

0:55:29.840 --> 0:55:33.799
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, I have literally been here the entire time.

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Guy, you have not, you have not And you guys,

0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:37.880
<v Speaker 2>see you told me you weren't coming in.

0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:42.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah about that. So I decided that I'd have a

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:46.759
<v Speaker 3>quick nap just you know, just to get rid of

0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:49.640
<v Speaker 3>the bad juju I was carrying on before I do

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:52.080
<v Speaker 3>my massive at it. And then I finally wake up

0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:55.160
<v Speaker 3>at eight pm, I realized I forgot all my shit.

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:59.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I dragged myself in here after a quick nap

0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:02.080
<v Speaker 2>that turned into are fucking like I was dead? So

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling you.

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:04.919
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, that gave me quite a fright.

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Just then I just saw this figure in my peripherals

0:56:07.239 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 2>on the other side of the glass.

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:10.360
<v Speaker 5>Have you've been you know, the.

0:56:10.400 --> 0:56:14.520
<v Speaker 2>People have started mentioning you, our new producer who has

0:56:14.600 --> 0:56:15.680
<v Speaker 2>had four weeks off.

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that wasn't mentioning you in our review.

0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 2>It's being like I love my weekly dose of Mitch,

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:22.759
<v Speaker 2>Mitch Jenner and pretty Sam, and I'm like, well, he's

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 2>not fucking he rebranded.

0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he hasn't heard his new name Sam. Well,

0:56:32.360 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I would get confused due to my brain illness between

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:39.239
<v Speaker 1>beautiful Sam and pretty Sam. And Mitch said, you have

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:41.400
<v Speaker 1>to get it right, commit to an adjective, and then

0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Mitch went, we actually, it actually doesn't really suit him.

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.480
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't natural, it didn't come up naturally. So then

0:56:47.520 --> 0:56:48.920
<v Speaker 1>about three episodes ago.

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:53.360
<v Speaker 2>We decided that long ago have you been gone that long, he.

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Said to ourself. The best way to come up with

0:56:54.800 --> 0:56:57.160
<v Speaker 1>a nickname is organically. You can't fake a nickname. That's

0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:58.799
<v Speaker 1>what got us in Pretty Sam, because you're right.

0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:03.799
<v Speaker 2>It was actually originally sexy Sam because people were saying

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:04.799
<v Speaker 2>that he had a sexy voice.

0:57:05.560 --> 0:57:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're talking about your dad's vinyl.

0:57:07.480 --> 0:57:08.280
<v Speaker 2>And he had the accent.

0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I think beautiful. He's very beautiful to him.

0:57:11.960 --> 0:57:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I like, you keep sucking the adjective, but with sexy Sam.

0:57:13.960 --> 0:57:16.479
<v Speaker 2>All along anyway, we started googling words that rhyme with Sam.

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:18.480
<v Speaker 2>None of them had any ring to it, and then

0:57:18.560 --> 0:57:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Jenny got hotel contraceptive diaphragm, and I went, that's got

0:57:24.920 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 2>to be Sam talking about contraceptive diaphram. Sam here he is, Ah,

0:57:31.840 --> 0:57:33.440
<v Speaker 2>can we do a fake open up where you can

0:57:33.840 --> 0:57:35.920
<v Speaker 2>welcome him that way? Yeah, skip through it. Don't want

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 2>to get our fucking thing.

0:57:38.400 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Contraceptive diaphragm. Sam? All right?

0:57:41.640 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 4>People so expensive?

0:57:47.320 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 9>Sure?

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:49.680
<v Speaker 7>Yes?

0:57:49.880 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Everyone today, guys, welcome back to the show. Our third

0:57:53.120 --> 0:57:56.600
<v Speaker 2>wheel grounds keeper Jenna here as always, Hi Jenna, and

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:59.280
<v Speaker 2>of course our producer contraceptive diephends.

0:57:59.280 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 6>Sam.

0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Welcome back. Oh, hi, guys, I.

0:58:01.520 --> 0:58:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Like cont recept diaphragm Sam. How are you? Oh, dick, God,

0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Jenna say, highly contraceptive diaphragm.

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Sam, the contraceptive die from Sam. How have you been?

0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:11.920
<v Speaker 8>Ah?

0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 4>I can't deal with did die from Sam.

0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:17.760
<v Speaker 5>It's so funny.

0:58:17.920 --> 0:58:20.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, the day I met contraceptive divephram Sam, I

0:58:20.720 --> 0:58:24.360
<v Speaker 1>remember thinking contracept diaphragm Sam is so beautiful, and then

0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:27.440
<v Speaker 1>someone said to me, who's that? I said, you know what,

0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:28.520
<v Speaker 1>it really does stick?

0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:31.600
<v Speaker 4>It works, it does, it doesn't, it just rolls off

0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:31.959
<v Speaker 4>the tongue.

0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:34.560
<v Speaker 1>You got Jenna's nudiic name wrong. She's the prize keeper, Jennal.

0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, how long have you been lurking? When did

0:58:36.960 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 2>you get here?

0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:42.640
<v Speaker 3>About? Well it's an hour twenty into record right now.

0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 3>So I came here at forty Arthur.

0:58:46.320 --> 0:58:50.040
<v Speaker 2>You were you here as I was firing Mitch. Yes, Oh,

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:51.880
<v Speaker 2>well that's the that's the important update. That's all you

0:58:51.920 --> 0:58:52.240
<v Speaker 2>need to know.

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:53.640
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, no, no, that's very.

0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Fair, by the way.

0:58:54.480 --> 0:58:54.680
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:58:54.920 --> 0:58:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Now for those who are confused, just like I am,

0:58:57.760 --> 0:59:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I've got my good friend Ella from ABC to tell

0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 1>us what exactly a diaphragm is?

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 6>From ABC?

0:59:04.240 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, what did I think? As an Abigail, we uni

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.200
<v Speaker 1>together anyway, take it away, Bridget.

0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:13.959
<v Speaker 12>I've been researching contraceptives that are not just the pill

0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 12>and the diaphragm like this here actually has a really

0:59:20.480 --> 0:59:24.720
<v Speaker 12>interesting history. Everyone knows about the pill, but what about

0:59:24.800 --> 0:59:28.680
<v Speaker 12>the other options? We talk contraceptives that are not just

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:31.840
<v Speaker 12>the pill to the point, so when it comes toacy

0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:34.040
<v Speaker 12>of contraceptives, I thought she.

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Was going to show me how to do it?

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:38.200
<v Speaker 2>What did the diaphragm? A dive diaphragm is a barrier

0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:42.080
<v Speaker 2>method of contraception for women. It's the shallow dome of

0:59:42.240 --> 0:59:46.720
<v Speaker 2>filler Cohen with a firm and flexible rim. Oh speak

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 2>for yourself. A diaphragm is placed in your vagina like

0:59:52.880 --> 0:59:54.760
<v Speaker 2>a tampon, so that it covers the cervix. So it's

0:59:54.800 --> 0:59:57.919
<v Speaker 2>like putting a plug in. Really yeah, that's foul.

0:59:58.120 --> 1:00:01.400
<v Speaker 1>God is it like a dixie cr You know how easy?

1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:03.160
<v Speaker 4>I ashamed?

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<v Speaker 1>So I remember when I did sex said in high school, which,

1:00:06.480 --> 1:00:08.360
<v Speaker 1>mind you, I finally thought about it the other week.

1:00:08.960 --> 1:00:13.720
<v Speaker 1>There was no same sex education. It wasn't even an option. Like,

1:00:13.800 --> 1:00:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I hope they're educating like on that now because that

1:00:15.960 --> 1:00:17.440
<v Speaker 1>definitely is happening. Anyway.

1:00:17.720 --> 1:00:20.600
<v Speaker 2>I still I still haven't actually educated myself. I just

1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:22.320
<v Speaker 2>had to figure out on my own how to not

1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:24.440
<v Speaker 2>get pregnant, and I've succeeded.

1:00:26.640 --> 1:00:30.880
<v Speaker 1>They were like, yes, women couldn't use vaginal dams. That's

1:00:30.920 --> 1:00:35.040
<v Speaker 1>what missus Gowan said to us, all vaginal dams. Picture

1:00:35.120 --> 1:00:38.440
<v Speaker 1>that like a concrete hoover dam.

1:00:39.360 --> 1:00:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Hey, contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, have you ever entered a woman

1:00:42.240 --> 1:00:45.640
<v Speaker 2>and been like, oh, there's a countrycepted diaphragm. No, and

1:00:45.720 --> 1:00:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm staring at one right now, not just on the.

1:00:48.800 --> 1:00:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Table, but I was terrifying.

1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're not cute.

1:00:56.360 --> 1:00:56.400
<v Speaker 7>No.

1:00:56.920 --> 1:01:00.480
<v Speaker 1>This YouTube video with Bridget's still playing, it's it's awful. Zero.

1:01:00.840 --> 1:01:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I actually learned nothing from her contraceptive diaphragm. Sam.

1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:06.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel so honored.

1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has their right rightly place on the show and

1:01:11.880 --> 1:01:15.640
<v Speaker 1>right What do you do for Easter? Contracepted diaphram Sam,

1:01:15.680 --> 1:01:16.800
<v Speaker 1>because you're a stout Muslim?

1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:22.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, And I often like to just close myself

1:01:22.840 --> 1:01:25.120
<v Speaker 3>away from the festivities. I get angry at Easter egs,

1:01:25.120 --> 1:01:25.560
<v Speaker 3>it's the whole thing.

1:01:25.680 --> 1:01:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm going to offer you some some red never mind, no,

1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:32.760
<v Speaker 1>get Sam in and see Higgins taste the difference.

1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:34.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you missed the start.

1:01:34.640 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Come on getting here, you're.

1:01:36.960 --> 1:01:40.720
<v Speaker 1>On mic three. I've eaten all the Cabris anymore over there? Yeah,

1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:43.240
<v Speaker 1>of course gonna say, because I've eaten this the whole plate.

1:01:44.240 --> 1:01:48.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, come here, where's the not the ten there

1:01:48.360 --> 1:01:49.160
<v Speaker 2>is Mitch.

1:01:50.160 --> 1:01:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Mitch believes that.

1:01:51.960 --> 1:01:53.040
<v Speaker 5>Can you talk into the mic?

1:01:54.800 --> 1:01:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sam's like, oh yeah, Mitch believes that Red Tulip

1:01:58.560 --> 1:02:00.680
<v Speaker 1>is superior to Cabri and I said, Noabri is. So

1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:02.280
<v Speaker 1>he put me to the test and I got it wrong.

1:02:02.800 --> 1:02:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't even think of WHATLI is. And also it's

1:02:06.800 --> 1:02:09.919
<v Speaker 2>made by Cadbury, which is weird because they oh yeah,

1:02:10.080 --> 1:02:13.120
<v Speaker 2>that's ship. It's like the scummy version. But I think

1:02:13.160 --> 1:02:16.439
<v Speaker 2>it's way better. Why would you any time?

1:02:16.720 --> 1:02:18.720
<v Speaker 3>Why would you go red culb over anything else?

1:02:19.160 --> 1:02:20.600
<v Speaker 5>Because I value my life?

1:02:21.440 --> 1:02:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now Jenna had a mallet, but I'm not ridiculous.

1:02:25.280 --> 1:02:26.760
<v Speaker 1>So it is now crashed.

1:02:26.800 --> 1:02:27.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, so.

1:02:29.320 --> 1:02:32.240
<v Speaker 2>I got I dread to think where this bandana has been.

1:02:32.320 --> 1:02:33.439
<v Speaker 6>By the way, guys, you can't.

1:02:33.800 --> 1:02:36.240
<v Speaker 4>It's been shones his head.

1:02:36.440 --> 1:02:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, apologics, Oh disgusting. Okay, So there's going to

1:02:40.080 --> 1:02:41.840
<v Speaker 2>be a plate on your left, plate on your right,

1:02:41.960 --> 1:02:44.320
<v Speaker 2>take a bite from each and say which chocolate you

1:02:44.400 --> 1:02:46.840
<v Speaker 2>think is better. You're allowed to guess which is which,

1:02:46.920 --> 1:02:48.720
<v Speaker 2>because do you I mean, I'm guessing you think Cabury

1:02:48.800 --> 1:02:50.880
<v Speaker 2>is better. Yeah, yeah, of course, because you're a fucking

1:02:51.000 --> 1:02:52.760
<v Speaker 2>snot because how very.

1:02:53.800 --> 1:02:55.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, So that's that's right, that's right.

1:02:56.000 --> 1:02:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he knows that rarely.

1:02:58.720 --> 1:03:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that, Die fram Sam, take your due time.

1:03:02.800 --> 1:03:03.040
<v Speaker 1>All right.

1:03:03.080 --> 1:03:05.320
<v Speaker 5>So I'm going with the left first, left to right.

1:03:05.320 --> 1:03:05.920
<v Speaker 2>It's the whole thing.

1:03:06.800 --> 1:03:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, think about it.

1:03:09.400 --> 1:03:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have So that's just iconically easter chocolate.

1:03:14.480 --> 1:03:15.120
<v Speaker 7>That's wonderful.

1:03:15.600 --> 1:03:20.040
<v Speaker 1>We're in third box. That's my penis.

1:03:21.960 --> 1:03:22.080
<v Speaker 8>Yea.

1:03:23.400 --> 1:03:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the plate had a whole satisfying change of tone.

1:03:26.920 --> 1:03:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's via Wing China. And this is came essential.

1:03:29.680 --> 1:03:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, wash down the rush.

1:03:35.080 --> 1:03:39.600
<v Speaker 3>That's very mouthyn. So you liked the first one, Yeah,

1:03:39.680 --> 1:03:43.200
<v Speaker 3>first one's great, very Easter chocolate, very good.

1:03:44.960 --> 1:03:47.680
<v Speaker 4>Okay, die from Sam.

1:03:48.640 --> 1:03:53.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking into the mics around here, okay, I

1:03:53.240 --> 1:03:57.200
<v Speaker 2>can't see anything. You're you're actually nailing it, flowing near it.

1:03:57.520 --> 1:03:58.840
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even talk.

1:03:59.480 --> 1:04:01.640
<v Speaker 3>It's been that long time as a broadcaster. Guys, it's

1:04:02.120 --> 1:04:02.480
<v Speaker 3>just the thing.

1:04:04.760 --> 1:04:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I've gotta have more of it because.

1:04:05.840 --> 1:04:07.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like I don't get them confused.

1:04:07.520 --> 1:04:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Now, okay, first one's Cabri, So.

1:04:11.960 --> 1:04:15.080
<v Speaker 1>You're locking in the one on the left, Yeah, is Cadbury,

1:04:15.400 --> 1:04:16.680
<v Speaker 1>which you think is better? Yes?

1:04:16.800 --> 1:04:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, that that tastes more authentically Easter to me.

1:04:19.840 --> 1:04:21.280
<v Speaker 1>You think, okay, you think it tastes better.

1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, more authentically Easter. I'll sell you that.

1:04:24.080 --> 1:04:27.040
<v Speaker 1>So you're locking in. This one on the left is Cabri. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>condtracept your diaphragmsham correct, Oh you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>That's and do you know what, I actually think that's

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful description. There's something distinctly Eastery about Red Chile,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why I froth it. Cadbury. You can get

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<v Speaker 2>that crap any other day.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened to me. I picked that to as cabre and.

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<v Speaker 2>Same he hit me with the same attitude when I

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<v Speaker 2>came in saying I love Red chilip He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the cheap crack that your grandparents by.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't breath the best.

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<v Speaker 2>No, wrong, that's actually very good. Slaps right.

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<v Speaker 5>with red.

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<v Speaker 1>That's delicious, well done, Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Contraceptive die yeah, full name all.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we for the next merch dra because we've already

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<v Speaker 1>been talking.

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<v Speaker 4>About the rashirts.

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<v Speaker 1>chopping bock yet we should get contraceptive diaphragms.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh please, that would be we don't personally adorse them

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<v Speaker 2>because we're all just sitting around going terrifying. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it would stretch you out. Yeah, being a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we can't comment on this because we are all

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<v Speaker 1>well sorry, three of us in here.

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<v Speaker 2>A man just looking at this. Do you look at

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<v Speaker 2>this and go that just seems painful?

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<v Speaker 4>A contraceptive diaphragma.

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<v Speaker 1>Just imagine that. It's not for those who a visceral image,

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<v Speaker 1>for those who are struggling to picture them. Take yourself back, No,

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<v Speaker 1>take yourself back. People are driving and sleeping. Take yourself

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<v Speaker 1>back in grocery shop and can it, Red Rooster, take

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<v Speaker 1>yourself back to the lolly shop. You go to the

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<v Speaker 1>corner store. You're six years old, rural Australia. You go, mum, mam,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get a pack of twistes? Mam mam, can

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<v Speaker 1>I get a you go to the checkout of the

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<v Speaker 1>local corner store, and what's on the counter. Lollies, little

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<v Speaker 1>toy stores, little toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Things, train doors.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, you know what it's sitting on the count of

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<v Speaker 1>two bucks? One little piece of rubber. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>a little cup. You take it, you bend it inside out,

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<v Speaker 1>you put it on the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna make that comparison, but I couldn't remember

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<v Speaker 5>what they were called.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that can I. But that's the story and you

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<v Speaker 1>and then they flip up into the sky. They often

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<v Speaker 1>hit you in the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you're fucking elongated. Throb did not make it any

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<v Speaker 2>clear of what it is. I want to know the

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<v Speaker 2>name of them. I google it. What are those things?

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<v Speaker 1>Bomb?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? I really think we brushed it over the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that Jenna knocked on me and got fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I tend to agree, Jannet, that's off.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't. We didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been knocked on a fire contracept and

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<v Speaker 2>diaphond thing, there's a whole story legally a contact god.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I've been knocked on at coals because when you

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<v Speaker 1>waste something, either somebody bought a punch of strawberries going

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<v Speaker 1>through your checkout and they drop them and then one

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<v Speaker 1>of the strawberries are falling out, and you'd waste the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. I'd eat it at my checkout.

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<v Speaker 5>To be a waiste.

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<v Speaker 2>Not too I agree, So hang on, you're just there.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some poor lady struggling with her bags, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't bound yourself up. Yeah, scaning yourself. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I would eat the strawberries. And then Faith dubbed

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<v Speaker 1>me in and then I lost my supervisor code for

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<v Speaker 1>a month. Faith loss thirty kilos too. She got a

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<v Speaker 1>stomach done.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, it's good. Poppaball.

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<v Speaker 12>What call that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what it's called?

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<v Speaker 1>That so close to me, dome poppable show us. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's for Dome pop a ball merch.

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<v Speaker 2>If you know you know, if you know you know, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to apparel April. We're selling Dome.

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<v Speaker 1>Pop merch March. It has a great ring to it,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. What can we do? Merch?

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<v Speaker 2>May will happen if the demand is there June.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for your just for summer June. It give me singlets.

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<v Speaker 9>July.

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<v Speaker 2>If we don't get any time, Sliply rubber Thing September.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love a fascinator. We can all go to

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<v Speaker 1>the races to a show from the birdcage.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we don't support horse.

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<v Speaker 1>We go disgusting discussing on off day, No one there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh true? The day after. Yeah, I actually am very off.

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<v Speaker 1>My family do the sweeps and I'm like, I'm out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. They're like, oh, you're so left. We bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>We played this five weeks in a row and you're

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<v Speaker 1>just now seeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Out five weeks in a row. What have you been

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<v Speaker 2>doing while I've been away and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Show's been an absolute mess?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's just that surprising.

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<v Speaker 1>There your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single time we've recorded, it's been some elaborate excuse

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<v Speaker 2>from contracept diephens them, I'm flying to Melbourne. Also, the

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<v Speaker 2>night that you were at Hamilton, I thought you meant

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<v Speaker 2>Hamilton Island. He's like, sorry, I can't come to the

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<v Speaker 2>record tomorrow. I've got Hamilton. I was like, no, where, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy you leave. No, he was going to the musical.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought you were going to Hamilton Island.

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<v Speaker 1>See how when I saw Hamilton?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we did, We did see Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing. It was brilliant with the thing and the

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<v Speaker 2>long Yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys real would have loved it, were Jenna, considering you

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<v Speaker 1>were there in the decoration of dependent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet we're talk about the Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we have Oh my god, we've been the island

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<v Speaker 1>together together. Isn't that funny?

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<v Speaker 4>That's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Scarf September, Fridge februaryg and fridges mini fridges for makeup

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<v Speaker 2>and seums.

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<v Speaker 1>Make them.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing that begins with that.

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<v Speaker 1>For October, guys, the most awkward thing happened to me

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<v Speaker 1>this week. What thanks Jenna. When we were waiting, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a fucking cast.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this threes?

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<v Speaker 1>Almost? Technically? No, guys, do you want to see the photo?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy sent me his penis for the thres.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really, someone wanted a threes with you and.

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<v Speaker 1>Two people, so one person overall October. Oh no, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I can get around look sent me his penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh that's not all that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just shove in my faith without like an cent.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not it's not even good though, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>quite average. Can I tell you story. The most awkward

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<v Speaker 1>thing happened to be this week. I facetimed a friend

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<v Speaker 1>who works here, Chris. He's Asian Australian, half Asian, half Astralian.

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<v Speaker 1>It does on my audio for my show. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet and he once made I had Jojo on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, said leave get on me right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>he made an opener to play before the chat that

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<v Speaker 1>was a Jojo Seawell opener. He's so young that he

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<v Speaker 1>thought Jojo was Jojo Sea were famed lesbian child.

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<v Speaker 4>So then this happened a few months ago because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Told the Jojo. Oh anyway, that's context. So Chris has

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of family in China and one of the

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<v Speaker 1>audio things was broken for my show, so I called him.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have, you know, a bit, I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>think of myself as a nice boss. So that I

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<v Speaker 1>face timed him and I was standing over the camera

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<v Speaker 1>punching my fists like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's very threatening. I wouldn't do that to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>But look at me. I look like a pink Telly

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<v Speaker 1>Tubby and I might sort of jiggling and my throat

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<v Speaker 1>and my gibbler to moving and it's my hair's quaffing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very funny. Anyway, much to my absolute horror, his

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother in Mainland China answers the FaceTime and screams in

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<v Speaker 1>her villa in the Shanghai Province, and I go, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not Chris, and she freaks and I go, is Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>There is Chris there? I thought maybe Grandma live with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely inaudible, had no idea what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>She hung up, and then Chris called me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck you just called my grandmother in mainland China.

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<v Speaker 1>My eye cloud is tethered to hers because she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a phone, so she can call my mom in China.

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<v Speaker 1>She has an iPad, so when I I must have

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<v Speaker 1>just clicked FaceTime and it must have gone through iCloud

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Anyway, I facetimed Chriss Chinese grandmother and I

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<v Speaker 1>have the screenshot because I screenshot it, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>put it up in Injurian Idiots, our secret Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 1>Have I not shown you, guys?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>It was really awful. Feel for the kid to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway anytime?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Yeah, the photo you're still around.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, don't Oh my, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>She's looked lovely. She's adorable, she's very sweet. That's the topic.

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<v Speaker 1>She's terrified.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that that woman would make you the

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<v Speaker 3>most amazing food you've ever had in your entirely.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, the best hugs. Yes, anyway, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much, Chris and your grandmother for participating in

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<v Speaker 1>the shop. Think you are the listening. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>those your partake, part took, part take, I took park.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that what you jump around the buildings? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the one. Mitch, you've zoned out.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening everyone. We love you a bit

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<v Speaker 1>and we will see you on next week. Mitch. What's

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<v Speaker 1>caught your attention? Oh? Well, Jenner is the producer your.

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<v Speaker 3>Relations Yeah, who was now available, incidentally for the next

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, thanks, while we're away, have a great Easter break.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll catch you back in a couple of weeks. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it won't be going along all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you guys next week. No, we won't'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you in a couple of weeks. Stay safe, have fun, goodbye, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>good budget. I'm gay,