WEBVTT - Just A Bunch of Miserable Childless Cat Ladies 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.840 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.600 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:07.640 past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.360 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:23.919 recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and welcome back to 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:25.400 another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:30.000 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and we have Olympic fever, do we? Well? 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:31.840 Isn't fever? I don't know. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.720 We've been talking about the Olympics all morning. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.000 I don't think I have a fever for the Olympics. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.159 Maybe I shouldn't say that, because I know that the 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:41.360 Olympics are exciting, and I know that it's the games 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.360 that brings it well together. But I have seen very 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.120 little except for the handball and the skateboarding, both of 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.600 which are very obscure. But I, I mean, I was 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:49.959 into it. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:51.839 Is that just because the skateboarding was playing when we 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:52.880 walked into work this morning? 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:53.880 No, it was last night. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.680 I came home and the Olympics were on the TV 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.720 and it was skateboarding, but I didn't know. So there 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.440 was an Olympic Australian skateboarder. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:05.320 Her name is Chloe. She's only fourteen fourteen. Imagine what 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:06.400 were you doing at fourteen? 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.399 But I don't think I want to say it actually 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:09.759 on here. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:10.399 No, it was nothing. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:14.480 I was probably watching Nickelodeon, Nikolay Nikolie, Nikola Nickoloa, Nikki Nkalodeon. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.160 But one fine day when a wolf metapair of baby 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.720 was born, Car was a little stone. Oh who doesn't 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:18.240 do so bad? 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.839 Brug, It's little cat dog, get dog, sorry, cat dog. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:23.800 A long time we look at dog. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.119 I think we know what we've both been doing at fourteen. No, 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:30.280 So the Olympic skateboarding is one of those things where 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.360 it's like it's such a random thing, Like I didn't 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.639 think I would like to watch skateboarding, but once she start, 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:36.600 you're hooked. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:41.000 Chloe Australian fourteen years old and last night she was 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.119 in tears because she didn't set the record or whatever 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.120 she was trying to do. But amazing, if I could 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.240 have been half the person that she is at fourteen, 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.240 I would be more of a person now. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:51.320 So there's this. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.360 This makes me sound random and I don't know how 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.600 I started following her or why, but for years I've 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.120 been following a skateboarding girl on Instagram. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.240 Her name is Sky Brown. I've been following it since 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.120 she was ten years old. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.360 She's one of those people that is like a freak 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:08.200 of nature at their sport. She is the youngest ever 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.200 British maybe even Olympian out of any country, but at 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.920 thirteen at the last Olympics she won medals for skateboarding. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.280 She's amazing thirteen years old. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.000 So she's back there now, obviously four years later, but 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.560 she's incredible, and I like, she's one of those people 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:23.960 that pops up on my Instagram all the time and 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.960 I'm like, can't believe I'm still following this random twelve 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:26.960 year old skateboarding girl. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.200 But I'm not mad about it. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.080 I'm not mad because I'm jealous at her skill, Like 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:32.440 the girl has skills. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.320 Okay, Well, I feel like a lot of people are 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:36.160 checking in and out of the Olympics this year, and 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.240 we will talk about this a little bit more, not 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.679 specifically the skateboarding. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.079 Sorry for the obscure stuff. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.040 No, I love it, but there is so much that's 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.040 happening in the world at the moment. We also want 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.000 to talk about the situation that has come up across 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:53.200 social media online between Jadvans Kamala Harris, Jennifer Aniston, Oprah 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.920 and also Hillary Clinton. Who would have thought that all 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.480 those people would be put into the one basket. But first, Britt, 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.280 how's your weekend? 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:00.720 Actually? 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.160 I had a wonderful weekend. I had the most random 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:04.799 thing happened to me. And this is one of those 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.880 things I think is like, how do you know you're 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.280 friends with someone, like really really good friends with someone? 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.000 You know, when people used to say, you know you're 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:12.560 good friends with someone if they rock up your house 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.200 and they go straight to the fridge, Well, you know 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:15.640 you're friends with someone where they don't knock on the 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:16.680 door and they just open in. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.000 You know, says you know you're really good friends with 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.320 someone when you don't have to clean for their arrival. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:21.800 That's it. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.200 Like if you can someone always clean for them, If 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.080 you can have someone come to your house and you 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.359 haven't had to worry about putting things away, then that's 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:29.959 a real friend. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.000 I don't know, maybe I'm different because this is like 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:34.960 a true testament of friendship. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.600 But I also cleaned when I heard she was coming. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.040 So my friend messaged me on Thursday. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:40.560 She lives in London. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.640 Her name's Laurie she messages me out of the blue. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.440 She goes, you're home tonight and this is like in 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.600 the afternoon, and I was like, yeah, I'll be. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.080 Home tonight, just have a couple of meetings. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.360 I was like, why you want to call and she's like, no, 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.160 I'm coming, and this is from London. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:53.200 I was like, what do you mean coming. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.800 She's like, I'm an orgasmin right now. Yes, yes, she's 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.119 like literally as a two thousand and just really wanted 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:58.520 to let you know. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:03:59.400 It's great and she's married. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.320 No, She's like, I'll be there in a few hours. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.680 I got a last minute flight from London to Sydney, 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:06.960 so I'm currently in Perth. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.360 I was like, do you need somewhere to stay and 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:09.800 she's like, oh my god, that'd be great. Thank you. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.000 I was like, I was like, okay, i'll see you 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:12.800 in a couple of hours. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.880 And I was like fuck. So I actually did clean 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.160 the house, completely clean the house. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:17.880 See when I say clean the house, I think it's 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.599 a different thing when you have kids. Like if I 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.600 have people come over, of course, but that's like a 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.560 stress that if I have to clean the house with them. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.000 If they're a real friend, they just accept that the 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.840 house can be messy and I don't have to fix 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.240 it for them. 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.160 I remember going back to your house when you used 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:32.720 to live at my house and you had just had 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.400 the kids, and I remember it was like a hazard 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.080 to get in because there were like toy cars everywhere, 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.520 and I was like, if I step on the wrong thing, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.640 I'm going to break my neck. Like it was like 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:40.520 amaze to get in. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:41.800 But it was so nice. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:43.839 So she's still there now. She came on Thursday. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:48.360 But it was one of those those really wholesome weekends 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.040 or times of my life that I didn't know I needed. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:52.880 So we've been friends for twenty years. We used to 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.680 live together in London. I've never just sit down and 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.600 I'm in their presence for a long period of time 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.800 where you just rehash old memory and. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.520 It just filled my cup so much. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.520 We're talking about when we used to live together in London. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.039 It's semi, don't listen to this bend. Semi made me 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.000 miss my single days for a hot second, only because 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:11.800 of the final and mischief used to get up to. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.960 But we used to live together in notting Hill, which 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.360 sounds fancy than it is. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.240 Not in Hill sounds super fancy. But we were this. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.640 Tiny little apartment, but we wanted to live next to 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:20.080 the palace. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.160 You're expats living there, so of course you weren't living 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:23.080 in like the smallest apartment. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.920 We wanted to pretend we were living a better life 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:26.400 than we did. 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.080 Anyway, we used to just like go on day. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:29.520 I mean when I was in my twenties, I lived 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.400 in Lismore next to the bowling clubs and same same thing, same. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:34.440 We used to go out. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.120 Laurie and I used to go out, and we only 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.200 had this two bedroom apartment. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:38.799 And when one of us was on a date, we'd 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:40.560 have like these codes if we were going to bring 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.920 the date home, would send a message to each other 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.760 really quickly, like we're in the taxi. It would be 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.599 like a code blue or something. And that person's job 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:49.440 was quickly to set up the house. And we had 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.320 this rule where we would turn all the lights off. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.000 We had one lamp we turned on, and we would 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.719 turn on fairy lights outside and we had fairy lights 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.480 in the house because that's the age we were at. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.479 And I know, I'm screaming, how old way are okay. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.680 Britt was telling me this story last night where she 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.039 was like, I would tell her get the room reddis 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.159 I'm bringing guy home, and she would go and turn 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.479 the fairy lights on. And Matt was in the car 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.120 next to me and he was like, tell me one 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.960 twenty year old man that wants to fuck to fairy lights. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:18.080 I get Matt, lots of people wanted to fuck to 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:18.760 fairy lights. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:19.680 When I look at the. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.000 Palace, chicks are like I love a fairy light, and 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.320 theta like, what is going on here? 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:24.160 I'll fucked anything. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.320 The fairy lights were used because have you seen downlighting. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.800 It's not flattering anyway. The other part of the setup 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:33.680 was the music. So we had like a boombox and 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.360 we just have a playlist so. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:36.800 When you come back, we had a place that would 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.920 set you just always put on. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.800 You know it was good. And the reason you have 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:40.640 to have a playlist. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.440 I know there's a lot of people cringing, but when 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.480 you're a flat mate and a tiny flat you have 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.320 to have something draw. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:46.760 Out the music. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.120 So the person always put the playlist on. But I'll 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:50.359 never if we couldn't stop laughing. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.480 This one time, there was this guy that I really 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:55.240 really crushing on, and Laurie knew that. So we're on 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.920 the lounge. You're getting freaky. She knows she's not allowed 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:58.760 to come out of the room. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:06:59.960 But then the music. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.600 Would just change, not from playlist, the music went rogue, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.760 and the music would go to like the Titanic theme song, 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.159 like literally the Titanic theme song. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:09.520 How does the. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.080 TOTAO theme song go again? That song? My heart will 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.840 go on? Oh, she's having a real moment, bring it back. Well, 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.600 she was having a moment when I was also having 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:19.880 a moment. Yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't have sex to 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.520 my heart will go on, Like, I'm not against it. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.560 I don't hate it. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.760 Especially if you were in that position where your arms 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.160 are out like a tea And. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.200 All I could think about was the hands that goes on. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.720 The window and the sweat that like drags down the window. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.560 And I was just like a friend. But in my 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.480 head I started to laugh because I knew what she 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:37.880 was doing. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.120 I knew she was in the other room controlling the playlist. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.559 When I was having my big moment, I was trying 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.440 not to giggle, but I was like, Okay, she's only 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:45.760 going to do it to one song and then I'll 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.560 hit back in so I'll get in so I'm grinding 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.320 away doing whatever I'm doing, and then the next song is. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:55.960 Like can you fit love to? 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:00.600 And I'm mortified. At this point, she's going rogue and 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:04.240 she's just playing every like embarrassing, messed up love song 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:05.280 that you can imagine. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.480 I remember, did guy say anything at this point? Was 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:08.440 he like interesting playlist? 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.440 He went soft? He did not. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:11.760 Can you feel the last night? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.760 No? I can no longer feel the night. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.320 So I don't want to storytop you, but I do 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.280 have a story that is so similar to this. It 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.320 was ten years ago I'd started dating a musician. They 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.560 had two housemates, and there were shit stirs, and there 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.520 was one night that we came home. They knowed that 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:27.840 we'd been on a date. And this is in the 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.840 early stages too, we didn't know each other that well. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:34.040 They'd known that we'd come home. Things had like heat 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.240 it up and out of nowhere, so there was no 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:36.800 music on. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.800 Out of nowhere, they started playing his music. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.840 Really, really, really loudly, so as you're having sex with 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.320 him his own music, he kind. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.240 Of stopped it because, like to me, it didn't really 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.520 register because like it was just a song wait wait, wait, 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.720 his music, Guy, that you're music. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:55.440 Oh my god. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.280 So there was no music on, and it didn't really 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.920 register to me because I didn't know his music. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.640 Would for word. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.400 But he stopped at one point and just looked at me, 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.439 and I just thought that they'd started playing music because they. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:07.640 Wanted to drown a bit sound. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:14.520 And he was like, you're like, I know that I'm here, 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.280 and I was like, yeah, yeah, why He's like, can 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.120 you hear me sing? 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.400 So embarrassing? I was so embarrassed. Yeah. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.600 No, he sucked to his own soundtrack, which. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:25.920 You know what, I reckon. 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:28.480 He probably did that anyway, don't you reckon? He comes 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.000 back when he brings chicks back to the house. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:31.640 I hope not. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:33.680 I would really hope not. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:34.240 I reckon. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.160 I would I reckon if I was an artist that 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.080 had like greatest here, I believe. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.199 That I would. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.120 I would say put that on in the background, your 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:44.400 own podcast on to bed. 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.839 No, No, I would never do that. But I was 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.839 just spirts laugh over and over and over. That is 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:50.559 a moodkiller. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:57.200 Okay, Well, look was Actually my weekend was good in 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.200 some ways and then terrible in other ways. As you 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.080 guys know, I've spoke and about it quite a bit recently. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.640 My stepdad. He's really really unwell. So we spent time 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:08.400 at the hospital on Sunday. But on Sunday morning, something 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.400 very funny happens. So let's talk about the funny things 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:14.079 and not the sad things. So Sunday morning, we went 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.160 to a friend's house who is renovating. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.959 So we went to the house. It's like in the 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.079 midst of a renovation. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.120 And because they're renovating near us, they were like, oh, 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.600 just go and get the keys, go and have a look, 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.560 like we want you to see where we're putting things and. 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.120 The layout of the house. And they're really excited about it. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.160 And we went picked up the keys and we went 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.120 over and we were walking through the house. And also 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.160 takes me to the conversation that we had last week 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:40.640 on the podcast around cantrady shit in the house if 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.959 they're working on it, okay, but imagine this. This house 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.560 is fully gutted, right, Like the toilets are still on 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.160 because they have no portaloos, so like everything is still functioning, 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.120 but they've gutted the walls and the interiors and the 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.280 floors because they're doing like a light cosmetic reno. 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.480 So halfway through. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.679 We've got there and Matt had just finished a burrito 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:03.199 as we've arrived imperative for the story, and a coffee. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.920 And Matt's coffee is a triple large latte, so he 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.840 has like a three shot latte every single day. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.640 So in we are are We're walking around this house 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:12.280 and it looks great. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.520 We've been there for a while hour and all of 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.280 a sudden, I goes, I'm just gonna go to the toilet. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.960 So off he goes, and he comes out and he 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:21.080 is white, like completely white from the top down, Like 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:25.120 what happened? And he goes, I just assumed And I 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.640 was like, you just assumed what? And He's like, I 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.560 just assumed the water was still on because there's no 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.000 porterloo here. And I was like, what do you mean? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.640 He took his shit in their toilet and it did 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.080 not flush. There is no water in the I was like, 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.400 you just shit into a dry toilet. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:45.160 And thought it so there wasn't toilet in a bowl, nothing, nothing. 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.160 He didn't look. He just went and sat down and 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:47.600 did it. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.480 He called our friend, and our friend was like, I'm 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.920 not dealing with that, and so he had to email 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.160 the builder and say I'm so sorry because we couldn't 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:56.480 find the water to turn the water back off. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.719 Just put your hand in a bag, like, pick it up? 0:11:58.840 --> 0:11:59.280 What do you do? 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.040 He just he covered it and toilet paper, patted it down, 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.080 shut the lid, and then emailed the builder and was like, 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:07.360 I am so deeply sorry that I did a ship 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.400 in your unflushable toilet downstairs. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:16.800 That he should have picked up a lot. Well, the burrito, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.600 he just can hume it was paper. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:24.000 Oh my, the ship's. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.760 Still there today. Builders. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:30.080 Imagine coming in after a weekend, like you had the 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:30.800 weekend off. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.720 You come into the side Mexican. This's this particular type, 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:35.760 been there for two days. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:39.280 Laura, you've just reminded me that we had someone writing 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.920 in about you, and pooh. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.520 Oh god, what do I do that's been writing about me? 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.839 And pooh, I'm going to read it now I talk 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:49.840 about pool. No, this is so funny. I'm so confused. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.240 So a listener wade in and said, I just had 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.720 my forever bestie call me to tell me that she 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.400 was driving home from working Bondi and stopped at a 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:02.560 pedestrian crossing. Suddenly she recognized the person and the dog 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:03.920 walking across the road. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.640 It was none other then Laura and Buster. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.760 Now Laura had her hands fullen on the phone while 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.280 Buster was just walking across the crossing. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.240 With no lead as well. But I'll explain why. In 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:19.480 a second, halfway. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.240 Across the road, Buster stops in the middle of the 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.679 pedestrian crossing to take a giant shit. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:30.120 She said it was the funniest thing she has ever seen. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.280 I hope Laura will bring this up, because, let me 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.520 tell you, I nearly wear my pants. Let me tell you, 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.679 Laura has not. Laura has not brought this up. Laura, 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.280 we need to know. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:40.839 I went back and got it. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.560 Guys, this literal shit happens to me so often that 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.480 this wasn't even this didn't even register as a story 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:51.920 to tell. So, okay, this happened on Friday last week. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.920 I was walking out. I actually had just left the vet. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.760 He has a slip disc in his back. He fell 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 down the stairs at our house about three weeks ago, 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.600 and it's getting progressively worse. Anyway, on Friday, he was 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.120 not in a good way, and I took him. We 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.719 took him to the vet and he's now on like 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.480 muscle relaxes. Anyway, he couldn't be on the lead because 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.400 every additional pull and stuff is hurting his spine. So 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.400 I was walking back across the pedestrian crossing and he 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.280 wasn't on the lead. I was on the phone to 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.480 Matt being like, Okay, he's got a slip disk and 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:19.840 he's got to be on this medication now. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.560 And then I looked down. He has stopped in the 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:23.520 middle of the road. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:27.000 The cars are on either side, and he's hunched over. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:30.040 Dropping a huge shit in the middle. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.200 And actually really mortified. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.400 I didn't know what to do because I was like, 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.960 I don't want to pull him because he's in pain. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.840 I ended up having to pull him off. 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:40.480 The road, and then one car went and then I 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.760 had to run back and pick it up off the 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:43.520 middle of the road. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.600 Half it was squeished and the other half was still 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.800 good to go. What is the met in your life 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:48.440 at the moment? 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.680 I would die if I was halfway across the crossing 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.320 and my dog took a dump and I didn't have 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.760 a bag, and I would die. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.720 It's also so thank you for sending that in. That 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.760 is exactly what happened. He took a dump in the 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.960 middle of pedestro rossing, and this lovely old man who 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.440 was like also crossing the road at the same time, goes, oh, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.400 don't worry, love. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.560 Bit of an inconvenient timing, isn't it. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.560 Thank you? 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:12.840 My life is so. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:17.800 Short, right, everything is falling part something that I wanted 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.200