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Speaker 1: It's a women woody podcast meanings. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour, you're returning to Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Will.

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Speaker 1: It's very excited.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what your return post is going to be,

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Speaker 3: but obviously, I mean, you've been thinking about this for

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Speaker 3: four years and whatever this post is must have. It's

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Speaker 3: dragged you out of there, which I just think is

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Speaker 3: so excited because I can't wait to hear the creativity

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Speaker 3: and whatever you've got there to post about all the news,

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Speaker 3: the news from your life.

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Speaker 1: Man, I just don't know. No, you don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't know it's going because it was meant to

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Speaker 2: be a private post. I told one of the producers,

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Speaker 2: I've been routed out, and here we are.

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Speaker 1: Here we are now.

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Speaker 3: If you want to go and follow Will, he is

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Speaker 3: Will P Mack. He doesn't have a blue tick. Everyone

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Speaker 3: he's fighting for that. I don't have a blue ticket.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what we bloody have to do to

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Speaker 1: get a blue tick.

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Speaker 2: I think we have to get over ten followers at least,

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Speaker 2: I would say we do it.

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Speaker 1: We're trying. I'm not drying, and men dry you've been

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Speaker 1: for the last one emailing Instagram going what I have

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Speaker 1: to do?

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Speaker 2: Oh God?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, so look mate, you're about to review to everyone

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Speaker 3: what your return post is going to be. But before that,

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Speaker 3: Will I just thought it was worth maybe you know,

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Speaker 3: this is a huge comeback at the end of the day,

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Speaker 3: so I just thought we'd build a little bit of

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Speaker 3: theater around it. There have been some incredible comebacks in

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Speaker 3: our time. There was Robert Downey Junior's return to the

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Speaker 3: screen after time in jail, the amazing comeback of John Farner,

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Speaker 3: followed by this comeback from John farnern and then this

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Speaker 3: comeback from John Farner and who could forget the return

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Speaker 3: of the Spice Girls.

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Speaker 4: But none of them compare to a return to social

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Speaker 4: media from the most influential bald man in Australian media.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, Today marks the day that Will McMahon

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Speaker 4: returns to Instagram with.

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Speaker 1: This epic post. Wow, amazing intro. Well done to our audio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry sorry sorry all right, So okay, so I'm just

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Speaker 2: sharing it now, sharing so you can follow me on

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Speaker 2: Will P mack that's my handle.

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Speaker 1: He's looking at himself, promoting himself. He's an influencer all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, isn't he.

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Speaker 2: So the only reason I posted this is because I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to post stuff about photos of me anymore.

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Speaker 2: I was looking for other people's validation. The reason I

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Speaker 2: posted this is because I started writing poetry.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear God, you did not run this past your

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Speaker 1: pr you You just posted a poem.

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Speaker 2: I started writing poetry.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, there's no fun. There's just a photo of

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Speaker 1: a poem. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I started writing poetry, and I realized it was just

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Speaker 2: sort of sitting there wasting on my notebook. So I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, where am I going to put it out?

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't care if people like it, and

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Speaker 2: it's just a chance for me to share it with

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Speaker 2: the world to see if they get something out of it.

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Speaker 1: It's not the point of Instagram. But that's shooting.

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Speaker 2: But that's what I didn't like about Instagram, so I

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Speaker 2: tried to change the way I approached it. So do

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Speaker 2: you want to hear the poem?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, mate? Okay, is it quick palm or as

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Speaker 1: long as that it's relative.

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Speaker 2: It's called the space between us, okay. And it's for

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Speaker 2: anyone who's ever felt distant from a loved one. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you've created these platforms.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be a cute photo

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Speaker 3: of you and your dog, just a photo of you

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Speaker 3: on holiday, saying, take me back.

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Speaker 1: That's sort of an Instagram work. Take me back.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to start posting poultry on my Instagram. Here he

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Speaker 2: goes called the space between us. There's a space between us,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not sure how big. I can't seem to

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Speaker 2: find the edges. Sound travels through, but it blocks you

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Speaker 2: from view like a giant maze's green hedges. It's managed

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Speaker 2: to intrude into our house like a stranger we invited in,

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Speaker 2: but it hasn't just come to check the pipes or

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Speaker 2: even ask for a donation. It's come to crucify our love.

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Speaker 2: Our hearts are screaming for salvation. There's a chasm between us,

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Speaker 2: and it's both elusive and scary, like Bigfoot or wear wolves,

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Speaker 2: but it's only less hairy. Its invisible mass is smothering

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Speaker 2: our fight as the ocean fills a sinking ship or

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Speaker 2: a gravestone silence as the light. There's a void between

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Speaker 2: us that holds us in its stare, but it's eerily calm,

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Speaker 2: like the eye of the storm or deep in a

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Speaker 2: villain's lair. It follows me, it follows you, but it's

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Speaker 2: went together that it's vastest, as if you were lowest land,

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Speaker 2: my love. But I can't spin it back around, not

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Speaker 2: even at my fastest. There's a gulf between us and

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Speaker 2: this the scary bit. I still love you, but with

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Speaker 2: this bastard in the way, you can't see me show it.

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Speaker 2: You're out of sight and I'm out of mind. We

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Speaker 2: can't find a connection. Where a hook without bait, a

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Speaker 2: watch without hands, a question mark without inflection. It's bubbling, decrepit,

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Speaker 2: toxic air constantly undermines us, but in a cruel twist

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Speaker 2: of duality, I feel like it defines us.

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Speaker 1: Definitely. Wasn't expecting that. Wow, very good. It's obviously about me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's go to the traffic. Hey, more of

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Speaker 1: the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to