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Speaker 1: Dumb mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Do you like the stories of criminal masterminds.

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, Well, this guy's probably not a criminal mastermind.

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Speaker 3: He allegedly tried to rob Mittigong Russell of eighteen thousand

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Speaker 3: dollars back in August. This guy's name Stu Stewie. So

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Speaker 3: he made three key mistakes when trying to pull off

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Speaker 3: this heist. Firstly, he wore socks on his hands instead

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Speaker 3: of gloves.

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Speaker 2: So you take out your opposable thumb, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Second, his mask didn't cover up his distinctive face tattoo, right.

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Speaker 1: And third, his getaway driver used a higherut that had

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Speaker 1: the name of the company on the side Kennard's.

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Speaker 3: Higher as he drove off from Mittagong.

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Speaker 2: Is he still at large? He's living in the Bahamas,

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Speaker 2: I believe.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you'll never cracked those masterminds.

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Speaker 1: I'll just read the story from the Sunday newspaper because

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Speaker 1: it's just comedy in itself. So the cashier he's gone

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Speaker 1: and Stewie's gone in there with a shortened firearm and

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Speaker 1: he's asked for the money. She's handed over eighteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Then he's tried to grab the money with his sock

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Speaker 1: covered hands. Have you ever tried to pick up something

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Speaker 1: between two socks on your hands, he'd.

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Speaker 4: Have looked like that puppet Sooty on that TV show. Mean,

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Speaker 4: when we were kids, it was Sooty and Sooty was

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Speaker 4: just a hand puppet and that always just had to

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Speaker 4: pick up bits of paper and always look so your

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Speaker 4: arm's coming out of your elbow. And it's just.

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Speaker 2: As opposed to Lambsy. Remember lambs sock, but she was

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Speaker 2: always shy.

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Speaker 4: Lambsy was always it was a sock with eye googly eyes.

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Speaker 2: That was simple times and seventies.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Stewie has tried to run out, and as he's

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Speaker 1: running out with the eighteen thousand dollars between his hands,

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Speaker 1: he's sock covered hands. Someone is coming out of the

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Speaker 1: bistrou area carrying a bowl of pasta carbonara, which apparently

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Speaker 1: is really good according to Stewie's lawyer at the Middagong Hoursel,

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Speaker 1: and he's.

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Speaker 2: Thrown it at stewieh Witnesses said Stewie or the man

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Speaker 2: was nimble enough to dodge the pasta ball, but some

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Speaker 2: of the source got.

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Speaker 1: On his hoodie and he dropped the remainding remaining eighteen

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars on the floor, which he tried to pick

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Speaker 1: up again style shooty style, so he couldn't get that,

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Speaker 1: So he's managed to pick up half of that.

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Speaker 2: He's run out.

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Speaker 1: Of the Middagong rsel and got straight into his getaway,

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Speaker 1: has said Kennard's higher written on the side.

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Speaker 2: Seven days later, the police sees Stewie carrying a duffel

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Speaker 2: bag containing a shortened firearm and cash in Middagong fourteen.

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Speaker 3: K's away.

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Speaker 1: Well it's circumstantial, yeah, but he's still carrying the cash

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Speaker 1: and the shortened firearm and the thing that I guess

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Speaker 1: really wraps up the case.

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Speaker 2: Here he was wearing a hoodie.

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Speaker 1: That had a distinctive pasta carbonaroestage. So Horatio came in

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Speaker 1: CSI Miami. What would he would how he wrapped this up?

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Speaker 1: He takes sunglasses off and he say he won't be

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Speaker 1: wearing the dormio grin tonight.

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Speaker 4: I've got one.

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Speaker 2: Takes his glasses off and says, I arrest ste because

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Speaker 2: his name missed you. Of course, I'm glad you kept

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Speaker 2: up

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Speaker 1: With join Z and Amanda