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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift tickets.

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Speaker 2: Free Sailor see where to show the woman that sold

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Speaker 2: out three mcjs.

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Speaker 1: Two million people missed out on tickets to this gig.

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Speaker 2: A crash server, broken hearts, broken dreams, and desperation like desperation,

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Speaker 2: people giving up their lives, their families, their homes, throwing

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Speaker 2: anything they possibly canadas to try and get their mits

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Speaker 2: on these tics.

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Speaker 3: We're like a.

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Speaker 4: Phoenix out of the ashes with our whole rows of

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Speaker 4: tickets to Sailors Swift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we are. I'm not sure we know where the

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Speaker 3: ones that hold it will where the.

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Speaker 4: Ones that hold the whole road the phoenix and we're

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Speaker 4: out of the desperation. It doesn't matter because we've got

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Speaker 4: Brooks number here. Brook Brook is a nerves and you

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Speaker 4: want to have a little bit of fun with Brook.

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Speaker 2: We found out that there's pretty much a whole hospital

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Speaker 2: effectively trying to get tickets right now. She's come on

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Speaker 2: the show and said that she'll do anything with the

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Speaker 2: t is. I'm going a caller from PR from the

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Speaker 2: hospital and basically say, is it true that you were

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Speaker 2: in a radio station today declaring that you would abandon

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Speaker 2: a patient for Talosi tickets?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Oh, yes, mellow, that's at Brook. Yes, hi Brook, My

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Speaker 6: name's Jonathan Baxter. I'm calling from PR Yes Brook. Were

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Speaker 6: you on the radio earlier today?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Do I understand there's a number of staff members who've

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Speaker 6: inquired about a particular a pop star who's going to

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Speaker 6: be making her way down under. Yeah, yeah, so you

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Speaker 6: do you do understand? And I've expressed this from the

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Speaker 6: top down obviously how bad that looks for the hospital

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Speaker 6: that people would be abandoning their shift and their dependence

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Speaker 6: because they're looking after patient.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So do you think that was a great idea?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 5: So, the after I said it, I kind of reflected

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Speaker 5: on it and thought probably wasn't the best thing to say.

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Speaker 5: I didn't like to say where I worked or anything

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Speaker 5: like that, like one hundred percent. I would never ruin

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Speaker 5: the integrity of where I work. They asked if I

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Speaker 5: could say the name of the hospital. I said no,

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 6: Right, Okay, now I understand, look, it does sound like

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Speaker 6: there's genuine remorse there. What what can I ask you

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Speaker 6: A couple of things, just because I just need to

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Speaker 6: get this inquiry sorted.

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Speaker 1: So who was the pop.

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Speaker 5: Star Taylor Swift?

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, look, you guys are bloody man for this chick.

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Speaker 1: And what were they offering? What was the what was

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Speaker 1: the prize?

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Speaker 5: It was six tickets to her concert, right.

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Speaker 6: So it's like a whole row of tickets. Yes, I

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Speaker 6: need to contact the show. Who was the radio show?

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Speaker 5: It was KISSFM, right, and.

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Speaker 1: Specifically the show giving them away.

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Speaker 5: It was Gordy. He's a like a radio show host.

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Speaker 1: And was there another show that was giving them all

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Speaker 1: way at all? Was it just Gordy?

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Speaker 5: I think it was.

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Speaker 8: It was just kiss if.

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Speaker 5: I'm as far as I.

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Speaker 6: Know, because another name that's been thrown around is will

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Speaker 6: and Woody.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I think that's the the show that actually announces

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Speaker 5: like the winner tonight, And.

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Speaker 2: That's the show you're on right now, and you've just

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Speaker 2: run a whole row of tickets broke. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do her?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: That I was actually like thinking I was gonna.

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Speaker 10: Lose my job.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I love my job more than like, oh,

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Speaker 4: do you love your job more than Tyler Swift?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 5: Well, like you guys go crazy to get her.

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Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, this.

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Speaker 8: Guy is like thinking her all nuts to daylorsi. But

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Speaker 8: it's so true, like we really are.

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Speaker 2: You guys are.

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Speaker 1: Horrible too good. Hey, Brooke, would you go through that

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Speaker 1: for a whole roll of times tickets?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Say the tickets to give you at the end, they're

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Speaker 2: all yours. You can take you like, whole lot of tickets. Nos,

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Speaker 2: really flipped there. We've gone from awful to amazing.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm going to tell everyone at work tonight.

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Speaker 5: You have no idea how amazing this is. I'm going

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Speaker 5: to bring some of the hard working eating nurses with

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Speaker 5: me that is. Oh, we work so hard and we

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Speaker 5: do such a great job.

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Speaker 3: So this isn't pr.

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Speaker 2: No one thinks you're abandoning them. I'm sure you do

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Speaker 2: a wonderful job. I really do you get a whole

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Speaker 2: roll of tickets to go on a night off?

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Speaker 1: Enjoy?

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Speaker 2: Enjoy?

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys, absolute pleasure.

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Speaker 3: No worries say it, Brook, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Why right now we're asking whether you should check with

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Speaker 2: other people before you post a group shots.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to check with them.

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Speaker 4: You just got to check to see how they look

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Speaker 4: before posting a group shot.

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Speaker 2: Because I have got your mic go the extra step.

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Speaker 2: You might go, Hey, look mate, I'm about to post

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Speaker 2: a fate a photo. Your face looks like a drop

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Speaker 2: minty as yours does in the photo in question.

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Speaker 4: And let's talk about this because I've got massive beef

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Speaker 4: with Jackie. Oh so I saw her at the Logis

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Speaker 4: a couple of nights ago. Okay, there was a group

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Speaker 4: shot taken. It was myself, Britt Hockley, Mitch, Churry, Jackie. Okay,

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Speaker 4: they all look incredible. Not with the stars, this FM's

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Speaker 3: Actually the whole day.

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Speaker 1: Our old chuffed eye was there to tell you what

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Speaker 1: they're like. Kick the ball, guys not here. Let's get

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Speaker 4: And a shame you weren't there, Will, because I was

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Speaker 4: definitely the worst looking one in the shot. So they

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Speaker 4: look great, by the way, And because of that, BRIT's

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Speaker 4: posted the photo, Mitch's posted the photo, but my face.

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Speaker 4: If you want to go and see it, go to

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Speaker 4: our socials. Will and Woodio believe digital producer Caves check

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Speaker 4: that up as a story.

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Speaker 3: But as she up, she.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't talk anymore.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. She's had a busy

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Speaker 3: few days. I don't know what happened to my face.

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Speaker 4: But but it's like it's a skewiffy kind of But

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Speaker 4: the way that I've described it to myself, if you

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Speaker 4: can't go and see it, is if you've seen the

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Speaker 4: movie The Ring after they watched the tape and after

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Speaker 4: the seventh day, that face, that's what my.

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Speaker 3: Face looks like. And I don't know how that happen anyway,

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Speaker 3: God bet for the Jackie if you're listening by the

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Speaker 3: Small Small Gens or if you know Jackie, I want

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Speaker 3: to talk.

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Speaker 11: To you about it obviously, So you so your hypothesis

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Speaker 11: here is that if you get a photo with a

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Speaker 11: group of people and you look great in that photo,

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Speaker 11: but the others don't, yeah, you shouldn't post it.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, just go better know what his face looks like.

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Speaker 4: He's just died in the movie The Ring. But maybe

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Speaker 4: I'll just hold that one seven ds.

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Speaker 1: But but you, but you look good, like she looks good.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing, she was grat as it's breathy, Yes, Mitch.

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Speaker 1: Well done.

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Speaker 2: So so you think because one of you doesn't look good,

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Speaker 2: but one of you is always not going to look good.

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Speaker 1: One of he's always You're I'm going to take a.

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Speaker 2: Photo with a lot of people, there's always going to

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Speaker 2: be someone with a face like a drop.

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Speaker 4: Met pie like that's just and maybe asked need to

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Speaker 4: wear this one to jump on the grenades.

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Speaker 2: Betty.

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Speaker 3: Here, Betty, you've experienced this recently.

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Speaker 9: Bet Yeah, just that we came went out to dinner

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Speaker 9: and shared a PHOTOO. I thought everyone looked good, including myself.

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Speaker 3: Of course one month.

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Speaker 5: That messaged me afterwards that she wasn't very okay.

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Speaker 4: Now, be honest, Betty, like honestly when you looked at

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Speaker 4: the photo after it was taken and be really honest

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Speaker 4: with us here, did you just look at yourself?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Of course the collateral damage is the world we live

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Speaker 2: implied when you sign up for a group photo on

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Speaker 2: someone else's camera that if you look crap, it's their

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Speaker 2: photo to post. Hey Betty, and let's be honest here.

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Speaker 2: You had a second look at the photo. Did the

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Speaker 5: No, in my eyes, they were okay, that's a cross.

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Speaker 4: Now you know that's a But the good news is yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've got a word. I think we might have jack

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Speaker 4: up next. Look, I'm not huge on the socials, at all.

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Speaker 4: But there was a bit of logi stuff going around,

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Speaker 1: Boons have gone to the logisly.

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Speaker 4: You know, look at me rubbing shoulders with the celebrities.

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Speaker 4: And one of the celebrities I was rubbing shoulders with

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Speaker 4: was our good friend Jackie O, who has the show

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Speaker 4: just after this one. She has the Breakfast show as well.

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Speaker 4: Everyone knows who Jackie O is. And I saw that

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Speaker 4: she had tagged me in a photo. And William, you

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Speaker 4: have seen the photo, but it's of jack Brittany Hockley,

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Speaker 4: who does the Pickup. You've got Mitch Cherry who has

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Speaker 4: the late night show, and then you've got me sandwiched

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Speaker 4: in the middle there. And it is the most horrific photo,

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Speaker 4: don't I don't know what my basis.

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Speaker 7: You didn't even lock you and I didn't even bother

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Speaker 3: You didn't see that The worst is only looking at me?

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Speaker 3: Do you look amazing? You cause them and so amazing.

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Speaker 4: So then britt Hockley has posted the same photo, mits

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Speaker 4: Turi has posted the same photo. So all up with

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Speaker 4: all of your followers, combined, four hundred and seventy five

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Speaker 4: point seven thousand people have seen a photo.

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Speaker 3: I can't even describe my face.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to say, you look seventy something Weird's happened.

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Speaker 7: You look like you have no mouth.

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Speaker 10: And you look like you have no hair. It's like

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Speaker 10: the worst photo I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know what happened the mouth do. Your

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Speaker 1: mouth looks like a cat's.

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Speaker 2: Ash and you look you look like Christian Bale from

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Speaker 2: The Machinist when he lost like thirty heroes.

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Speaker 1: That's what you look like. You look awful total.

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Speaker 10: That's the best describe.

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Speaker 2: And I'm surprised you didn't have to post two photos

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Speaker 2: because your jaw is kind of like so far off

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Speaker 2: the screen.

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Speaker 1: I want to see you've been, like what happened? There

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Speaker 1: was the camera moving moving around.

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Speaker 7: I think you might have been moving and the camera

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Speaker 7: was moving. But we're all fine. But for some reason,

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Speaker 7: yours has just been like captured mid movement and now

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Speaker 7: it looks like horrific.

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Speaker 10: It's so bad.

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Speaker 1: So you know.

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Speaker 7: Everyone's going to be now looking at this photo more

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Or if you want to see the photo, it's

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Speaker 3: We've checked it on Will and Woody as well. Perfect

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Speaker 3: this fut it just keeps getting legs.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst you've.

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Speaker 2: Ever looked, you know, mate, I love it. I really

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Speaker 1: You're like, not just looking for myself, that's I'm posting for.

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Speaker 10: I look out for the girls like I do.

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Speaker 10: The boys. I just think they don't care what they.

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Speaker 1: Look like, do they?

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Speaker 3: No, they do, Jackie.

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Speaker 2: That's a good discussion because Woods literally said beforehand, He's like,

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Speaker 7: If there's three, any more than three, I feel like

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Speaker 10: So someone has to be the collateral damage. And that

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Speaker 3: I'm able to jump on the grenade. There no worries.

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Speaker 10: And by the way, it's not like I had twenty

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Speaker 1: What you look like.

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Speaker 2: Jack's also on talk to us about after Payday, which

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Speaker 2: is coming in down there, the after payout for admissible

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Speaker 2: deals of a four massive days this August teas and

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Speaker 7: Oh the other one, Oh, the other one's really good

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Speaker 3: Really, I cannot believe it.

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Speaker 4: Of me.

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Speaker 10: I'm never going to see the light of day.

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Speaker 1: That's wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jack Days are joining us after Payday. iHeart live

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Speaker 2: with Crooked colors. Event it's going to be this A

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Speaker 1: Jack you'll be there, I imagine, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Like it's going to be huge actually, because like these

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Speaker 7: like from the iconic to culture kings. Even Jbhi Fi

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Speaker 10: They're just massive, massive deals. And I don't know if

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Speaker 4: Of course, can you buy a new face on these deals?

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Speaker 10: Do I need?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 9: For me?

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Speaker 2: Well, there are two types of dads, mate. There are

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Speaker 2: you work out. You take long bike rides in Likera.

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Speaker 3: Just let that sink in there.

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Speaker 4: Everyone, it's a substantial list, will so look, I there's

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Speaker 4: now to prove that I am, in fact the daring

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think I think you could be, because

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Speaker 4: I did used to be cool. There was a little

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Speaker 3: I was not going to my childhood. But I think

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Speaker 4: Say when we moved to Western Australia, Yeah, I would

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Speaker 2: Your hair sort of like naturally dreadlong because you didn't

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Speaker 3: Very cool?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I mean yeah, I mean yeah, you

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Speaker 4: That's actually not cool at all. And I want to

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Speaker 4: to ask you before I do something to one hundred

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Speaker 4: that I was ten years ago. What what sort of

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Speaker 3: In fact, I.

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Speaker 1: Think you need charisma. I think you need a bit

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so just just hobby and charism.

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Speaker 2: You need to do something and I've said this before.

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Speaker 1: I was talking.

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Speaker 2: I mentioned you before, like Tom Cruise right without mission impossible.

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Speaker 1: He's dorky as all hell.

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Speaker 2: He actually is, But as soon as you see him

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Speaker 1: He's cool.

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Speaker 2: So I think you're either going to have to pick

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Speaker 3: We've heard the list talking about the fact that you.

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Speaker 2: Because it's too loud for you heard the list. Stop

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Speaker 3: I'm hearing more.

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Speaker 2: You just need to do like one thing, okay, what

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Speaker 3: Bloody Earth, get ready for that rebirth. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: Not helping my just get to the bit, mate.

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Speaker 3: So talking about I've.

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Speaker 4: Had twenty four hours to think about it. I'm just

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Speaker 4: I just want to bloody do this thing. Okay, I

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Speaker 4: I want to prove to myself, I want to prove

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Speaker 4: God damn it, the man in the studio right now,

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Speaker 1: I think a cool guy would have notes, hit a drink.

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Speaker 3: Bottle of light.

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Speaker 1: I would drink. Shut up, well, shut up.

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Speaker 4: So I'm in saying to you all day that I'm

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Speaker 4: It's not so much a performance. It's something. It's flicking

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Speaker 4: And I think when I show you this, there will

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Speaker 3: As I said that I am incredibly cool.

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Speaker 4: I'm just straddling the desk here in the studio and Will,

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to show you a little bit of something.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to show you a little bit of something.

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Speaker 3: It is a tattoo.

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Speaker 4: It is a tattoo on my ankle, and the tattoo

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Speaker 4: Will says, cool Dad.

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Speaker 3: Cool the tattoo.

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Speaker 4: The tattoo says cool dad, with an arrow pointing up.

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Speaker 4: Just to save any confusion, that the dad I'm talking

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Speaker 4: about is me, My own tattoo points to me. I'm

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Speaker 3: This is what Simon said.

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Speaker 4: Simon for question, is it possible for someone who's not

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Speaker 7: Like this convert you to cool? I guess the.

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Speaker 4: Cool conversion is, well, at that dad, and I'm a

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Speaker 3: And he's falling tattoos a cool guy.

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Speaker 4: He might have been taking a piss to get one

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Speaker 4: hundred and fifty bucks off me for mine.

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Speaker 3: That's us for a small tattoo.

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Speaker 4: But well, I was thinking that I need to prove

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Speaker 4: for the rest of her life. She's gonna see a

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Speaker 4: tattoo on my ankle, saying cool dad, with an arrow

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stress that again, arrow pointing.

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Speaker 1: Out these guys, an arrow pointing up that Woody, Hey.

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Speaker 3: I'm the cool dad.

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Speaker 1: Let's just put yourself like back in remy shoes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, don't talk me out of this now because

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Speaker 4: it's permanent.

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Speaker 3: But like, let's just wait, get around.

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Speaker 2: It, like you get around if you went to the

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Speaker 3: So much?

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Speaker 1: This can I turn it?

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Speaker 4: This is classic mid twenties Woody, This is this is wild,

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Speaker 4: This is spontaneous.

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Speaker 2: I think mid twenties wood He was getting your horses

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Speaker 2: eyes on his foot. Actually actually you've never been cool brow.

450
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Speaker 1: But right now, pick.

451
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Speaker 2: A card, pick a guard, pick a card, pick a card,

452
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Speaker 2: pick a card, pick a guard, pick a card.

453
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Speaker 3: Don't believe your thoughts in our heat. Pick a card

454
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Speaker 3: and take a leap car.

455
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Speaker 9: Pick a card card.

456
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Speaker 2: Alrighty got an elite pack of cards with truly some

457
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Speaker 2: of the most provocative questions you can imagine.

458
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Speaker 6: Here.

459
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Speaker 2: Is it lazy radio? Sure, but it's good gear. Now wards,

460
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Speaker 2: I've picked a card for you today.

461
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Speaker 3: Is it specifically for me?

462
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,680
Speaker 2: Well, it's for everybody else. Good, But you've got to

463
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 2: answer it first.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but.

465
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Speaker 3: Nothing to target me as part of the group.

466
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Speaker 1: You know, I am.

467
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:00,639
Speaker 5: Talking to you.

468
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 3: Here we go, Yeah, we don't need the drums.

469
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Speaker 1: The question is.

470
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Speaker 2: Something I pretend to know more about than I actually do.

471
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Speaker 4: Oh not necessarily a go to for mine, because I'm

472
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 4: I get found out too easily.

473
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 3: Saying I pretend to know more about that. I don't.

474
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Speaker 4: Ah five.

475
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Speaker 2: By the way, if you if you want to join

476
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Speaker 2: the chat.

477
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Speaker 3: What what?

478
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Speaker 4: What do I know anything about? What have I ever

479
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 4: suggested that I know anything about anything? I think my

480
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 4: to be honest with you, my main state is I don't.

481
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Speaker 3: Know anything about that. Because I know very little.

482
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 4: Ye, totally, yeah, yeah, but if I had to probably

483
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Speaker 4: the way the body.

484
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Speaker 1: Works, Oh yeah, no, yeah, I not probably.

485
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Speaker 4: I bring up the fact that I did an exercise

486
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 4: science degree a lot, and here's a spoiler, I didn't.

487
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 4: Actually I did eighty percent of exercise science degree before

488
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 4: I dropped out. And whenever anything comes up to do

489
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Speaker 4: with the human body and how it works, I will

490
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Speaker 4: be the one who goes on, Now, what you need

491
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Speaker 4: to do is this because this muscle and da da

492
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Speaker 4: da da. And because of that, because I've always preached

493
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Speaker 4: that I like people in the team will get saw

494
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Speaker 4: muscles or tight muscles and come to me, and there's

495
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Speaker 4: probably a good time to say you just should not

496
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Speaker 4: be coming to me.

497
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Speaker 1: Well.

498
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Speaker 2: I was actually reminded LJ, one of our producers here

499
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Speaker 2: is reminding me of the fact that on Who Wants

500
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Speaker 2: to be a Millionaire?

501
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 1: You and I were on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

502
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Speaker 3: Petuitary Gland.

503
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Speaker 2: We had a question about the proturitory gland. Yes, and

504
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Speaker 2: obviously I was going to go and answer something, and

505
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Speaker 2: then you gazumped me by saying, mate, sports science is

506
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Speaker 2: my bag.

507
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Speaker 3: Body is my bad.

508
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Speaker 2: Human body is the peturatory pland located a armpit, B

509
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Speaker 2: brain see chest deep groin.

510
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Speaker 4: Exercise science is also your bad I got through half

511
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Speaker 4: an exercise science degree.

512
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Speaker 6: Oh well, you're the man that it's.

513
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 7: Either the armpit or the groin.

514
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Speaker 1: Why A you're knocking out brain so quick?

515
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Speaker 3: That just isn't a petuitary gland in there? Anyway? There

516
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 3: is there is, That's exactly where it is.

517
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Speaker 9: Brain is the answer.

518
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Speaker 3: Answer. So anything to do with the human body. And

519
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Speaker 3: I pretend to know that was.

520
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Speaker 2: Really lucky, actually, because I think what we did there

521
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Speaker 2: is we fifty to fifty and then you wiped out

522
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Speaker 2: both the answers that you.

523
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Speaker 4: We wasted our past, which is our most valuable like

524
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Speaker 4: acepass leave.

525
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Speaker 3: We just passed the question.

526
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Speaker 2: Okay, So I think that's exactly what I'm after here. Yeah,

527
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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear with some other people. So thirty

528
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Speaker 2: one O six five is in number, particularly if it's

529
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Speaker 2: in your job.

530
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Speaker 1: I would love to know.

531
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Speaker 2: Do you pretend to know more about than you actually do?

532
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 2: Have you got something in your job?

533
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: Maybe you're a.

534
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: Teat, like I can imagine like a lot of teachers

535
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 2: would just have to roll with the punches, like yeah,

536
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,239
Speaker 2: any year seven geography teacher out there. My god, they

537
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 2: didn't know what they were talking about. That was surely

538
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Speaker 2: just the subject where it was like, well, you're taking English,

539
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Speaker 2: so you can probably take geography as a bit of

540
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Speaker 2: a side hushle.

541
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Speaker 3: And you are the annoying student who had questioned them

542
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Speaker 3: as well.

543
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Speaker 1: Absolutely you'd go to war with them.

544
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Speaker 3: The body got to the mobile, leave him alone.

545
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 2: The question we're running with today is something I pretend

546
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Speaker 2: to know more about than I actually do.

547
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Speaker 1: And an answer to that one would love to hear

548
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Speaker 1: from me. On third one of six five, My.

549
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Speaker 4: First answer was, I don't think I do this. Turns

550
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Speaker 4: out I do it a lot with the human body,

551
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Speaker 4: to the point where I almost lost. Is a lot

552
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Speaker 4: of money on who wants to be a millionaire. But

553
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Speaker 4: enough with that, let's go to Zach here thirty one

554
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Speaker 4: oh six y five. Zachi, what do you pretend to

555
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Speaker 4: know more about?

556
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Speaker 9: So?

557
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Speaker 12: I'm a truck driver and you know, a lot of

558
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Speaker 12: the guys in the ad say that they know all

559
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Speaker 12: about mechanics, and I have no clue. He saw some

560
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Speaker 12: what expected out of our industry that we just know

561
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Speaker 12: how to fix the truck?

562
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what happened.

563
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Speaker 4: So you're in the situation where you're talking to the

564
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Speaker 4: other truck. He's in the truck stop. I imagine.

565
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Speaker 12: What happens just this, my truck went banged.

566
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Speaker 1: I called the mechanic out, went bang. I think he

567
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Speaker 1: says it all, mate, I don't think. I don't think

568
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: much more than that drug went bang.

569
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Speaker 3: Wow.

570
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Speaker 12: Actually, you know, the mechanic came out and told me, oh,

571
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Speaker 12: it's a.

572
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Speaker 1: Boost control bel and and I have no clue what

573
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Speaker 1: that is.

574
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Speaker 12: And get back to the yard and the boys said, oh,

575
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Speaker 12: I saw you broke down.

576
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Speaker 3: What happened?

577
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Speaker 5: What happened?

578
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 12: And basically just played out, oh it's a boot control bel.

579
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Speaker 1: When is that like?

580
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Speaker 2: To be honest, that you do sound like anyone that

581
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: comes back from the mechanic, Like whenever you come back

582
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Speaker 2: from the mechanic, you quite proudly declare what's gone wrong,

583
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 2: and you're just repeating what the person said you and

584
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Speaker 2: you say it with authority, like add a little bit

585
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Speaker 2: of mate and make oh the chassy's gone the buddy

586
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Speaker 2: chassy nut again. And you know when the chassi goes, oh, gay, guys,

587
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: we all know that, right, Yeah, you all talk like

588
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: we all know what we're talking about here. And the

589
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: funny thing is everybody agrees you're like, oh yeah.

590
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Speaker 3: And an actual fact in their head to go, No,

591
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Speaker 3: I do it.

592
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Speaker 1: That is not a lot.

593
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, going to Ryan here, Ryan, what do you pretend

594
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 3: to know a lot about?

595
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

596
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Speaker 5: I like to pretend that I know everything about parenting.

597
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 12: So having five kids on the go to guy for everything,

598
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 12: and it's worked out well in my favor for the

599
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Speaker 12: last twenty five years. They will literally say, yeah, don't

600
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Speaker 12: ask bad or don't.

601
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Speaker 4: Worry about that.

602
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 5: Dad already knows anyway.

603
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 8: So it's bluffed my way through twenty five years of parenting.

604
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Speaker 1: Wow, that is that the secret? Ryan? Just to fake it?

605
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Speaker 1: Do you make it?

606
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 9: Absolutely?

607
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

608
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Speaker 12: No, cuff too tough?

609
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Speaker 5: It's amazing.

610
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Speaker 3: No, no, what, No bluff too tough?

611
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Speaker 1: I bloody, No tough too tough?

612
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 3: Oh no, what any of us.

613
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Speaker 1: Worst gaff somebody has made in a wedding speech. So

614
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Speaker 1: we're going to hit the nicety or of white wedding.

615
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: I was at a beautiful wedding on the weekend in

616
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Speaker 2: Bali good friends of mine, Barney and him, and it

617
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 2: was a lovely setting and we had we had a

618
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Speaker 2: lovely time, but Barnes. He got up there to make

619
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Speaker 2: the wedding speech. It was his little daughter's birthday, Bali

620
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Speaker 2: and I think maybe this was It was towards the

621
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Speaker 2: end of the night.

622
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Speaker 3: So he had a couple.

623
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Speaker 2: And anyway he to finish off his speech. He said,

624
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Speaker 2: before I forget it is my little little daughter's birthday tomorrow.

625
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 2: And then he turned to her and he said, happy birthday,

626
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: Tramp and Tramp.

627
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 3: Tramp meant to say birthday. Tramp meant to say Champ.

628
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 4: Even Champ is a bit off, honest, like if he

629
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Speaker 4: was going for something pretty every Tramps better than Jamp.

630
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 3: Both shocking birthday, Happy birthday.

631
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Speaker 1: Little she's one and a half. Let's go to Joy. Yeah,

632
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Speaker 1: that was awesome.

633
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Speaker 3: That's a shock.

634
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: That was awesome. Six five Joy. We're talking.

635
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: We're talking worse gas someone's made in a wedding speech.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. So we were We're at a family wedding that

637
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 9: was about four years ago. We'd all traveled up from

638
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 9: the Southern States up to the Northern States and it

639
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 9: was a bit of a disastrous wedding in that a

640
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 9: lot of things happened. My brother arrived up there, heaped

641
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 9: on a road trip to find that his dog had

642
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 9: this gross on the side of his body and on

643
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 9: the side of the dog's body. So ended up the

644
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 9: dog with the dog in surgery and costing my brother

645
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 9: two thousand dollars.

646
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Speaker 3: Wow.

647
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Speaker 9: And then and then another was the cousin of the

648
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Speaker 9: guru's father diabetic and wound up stepping on something cut

649
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 9: his foot. He wound up in hospital for about four weeks.

650
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 9: So completely missed the wedding and then had to stay

651
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Speaker 9: up longer. Yeah, completely missed the whole trip basically.

652
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: So how does his tie into the speech? Joy?

653
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,479
Speaker 9: Well, so in the speeches, my sister, who was the

654
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 9: mother of the groom, decided to give a bit of

655
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Speaker 9: an impromptu speech.

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00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: Yes, here we go.

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Speaker 9: Yes. And then in the speeches, instead of calling the

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Speaker 9: bride by what everybody in the family calls her, decided

659
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 9: to call it by actual name, and then proceeded to

660
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 9: call the bride by the groom's ex girlfriend's name.

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00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a shaka, that's a shaka.

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00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: Joy, We got there.

663
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 4: Don't think I need to know about the coral cut

664
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 4: on the second uncle, remove right, but you know what

665
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: it was. You know, it's built the theater of the bit.

666
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 4: You know and built the You know.

667
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: I hadn't intervened there like she would have get like

668
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Speaker 2: she painted a great picture the dog with the growth.

669
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Speaker 3: Like I was there. Yes, the coral cut was there?

670
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Speaker 4: A coral car was I did not to start daydreaming

671
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Speaker 4: that story.

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Speaker 1: And then also.

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Speaker 2: She didn't even call the bride what we all called her,

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Speaker 2: and then just pus whatever that was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, got that detail and then got out of the

676
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Speaker 4: extra's name. Great finish though.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a song. That's a shock. Came out, came home, scowl.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Scout. Here we go scow. This happened

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Speaker 3: during the vowels, the vows of the wedding. There was

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Speaker 3: a bit of a gas.

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Speaker 8: My story is a little bit shorter.

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Speaker 3: That's not saying much. Let's crack into its.

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Speaker 8: So we read our own vowels. And I've always loved

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Speaker 8: my husband's peace, and so I said that I appreciated

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Speaker 8: his dedication to oral hygiene. Only apparently the microphone cut

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Speaker 8: out before I said the word hygiene.

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Speaker 1: Sid size it up.