WEBVTT - #156 It's A Special Little Boy's Birthday 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.719 Let me tell you, Joe, this better be good. Okay. 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:08.760 Maddie and Ash walking down the street. Okay, Ash spots 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.560 a dog. Yep, the dog's on the side of the 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:15.239 road lock and it's nuts and I go I turned 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.759 him out and I said, wish I could do that. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.119 And you look at me and you go, you should 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:43.519 probably pad him first. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.559 Welcome back to Toy Guards. I am Maddie Jay and 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:48.280 I'm Ash. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.440 And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.760 the good, it is the bad, and we don't give advice. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.360 We do, however, tell terrible jokes. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:00.000 Was dreadful. That's one of my best. Actually, I thought, 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.279 I thought, really you would like the switch up. It's 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.800 very good. Thank you. Hey, Can I tell you something crazy? 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:06.680 Of course? 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.360 Ken you know, I've got to go to Erskineville right 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:10.679 this afternoon. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.119 I did over here for one conversations. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.360 The trip that takes twenty seven minutes from where I 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.040 am right now. Laura is halfway to Erskineville in Paddington, 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.840 and I said, Babe, I'm going to get a taxi 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:25.679 to you and we'll drive together to Erskineville. She wants 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.000 forty five minutes. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.080 From where she is or from here where she is. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.240 She wants a forty five minute allowance. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:37.640 Is she pregnant? She is very pregnant. Okay, well then 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.120 you should just get you mash up. Then, yes, forty 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.800 five minutes. Just got to do what she says, mate, 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.880 I'm just going to have to suck it up and 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.080 for the rest of your life, just do. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.920 She says, I need to have you on speed dial. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.000 You do every situation where I want to fight back, 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.480 I need to call you first before putting my gloves on. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:03.040 Correct. This is metaphoric speaking, I'd hope. So for the record, 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:05.280 now go on. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:09.160 It's a special little boy's birthday. I've been wondering. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.280 You got me for my birthday. You got me a flashlight, 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.840 and this is what it looks like when you got 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.160 it for me. This is what it looks like. Now, 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.000 I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to the poor listeners. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.240 But I was racking my brain thinking what do I 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.200 get this guy? What do I get a guy that 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.239 has everything? I was like, maybe I'll get him a 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:33.640 third kid, But Laura's already given you that. I'm nervous, 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.120 actually nervous about this. I'm nervous you know. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:41.600 I honestly, I am just I am over the moon 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.400 that you've even remember. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.800 I didn't think you would. I always remember. I remember 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.639 everyone's birthday, even Justice in the last minute. Yes, also 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.679 just quick nod happy birthday. Yes, Jess is back in 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:55.800 the room. Yes, another trip, the trip in the books. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.040 When's the next one? I don't want to know, but 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.480 happy birthday to Jet. But yeah, I'm nervous, nervous, so 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.200 I'm gonna I'm never gonna judge you. I'm going to 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.359 get your birthday present now because it's it's in the 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.440 room with us. Oh my god. Yes, okay, so if 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:12.120 you just bear with me. I don't do well with surprises. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.119 Ashes just getting. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:16.760 Fuck up. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:27.600 What I'd like to explain? What are you what? What 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.079 do you mean? 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.640 Ash has just ripped his shirt off. He's currently naked 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:35.800 in my living room. So you just revealed to me? 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:37.240 That is that real? 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:37.920 It is real? 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.320 When did this idea happen? Have you spoken to April 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:40.760 about this? 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.800 No? She had no idea. No she does, yeah she does. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.720 It was funny because I was like, I'm going down 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.920 to get tattooed tomorrow. I was like, I'm got to 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.240 get mad something for his birthday, I'm going to get tattooed. 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.280 So it just like worked out that way, and then 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:55.120 I messaged my tatoos. I'm like oh, because he was like, 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:56.640 what do you want to get done? And I was like, oh, 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.040 I just needed to fill in this spot here, but 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.360 there needs to be this and told him. And then 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.960 when I got there, he had that drawn up ready 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:07.440 to go. Wow, a happy birthday. Like fuck, there's only 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.320 a few people I've got tatooed on me, name wise, Wow, 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.040 my kids. It's gonna be so awkward. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.800 We break up and that'll never happen. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.599 We get canceled and like your haple's only got initials 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.440 and I've got the foot it's big. Yeah, that's what 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:26.560 she said. Anyway, happy birthday. Wow, there you go. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.440 And can I just for a second and I please 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:31.400 don't think for a second that I'm trying to poop 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.559 you all my wife because I love her dearly. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:38.080 Yeah. But yesterday, okay, I was talking about. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:41.440 Hey, maybe we should organize I don't know, at dinner, 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.479 and I didn't want to kind of say like explicitly 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:48.760 because it's my birthday. And Laura goes, oh, his week's 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.440 a shocker. I don't think we'll have time for date 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:53.200 night this week at all. Maybe like in school holidays 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.760 we'll do something. And I was like, oh, you don't 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.680 have time for my birthday? And she was like, oh 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.040 my god. The cameras like did you just sit there 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:02.240 like this? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.240 Just like no reaction whatsoever. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:11.640 And then now I'm going to be like, guess what, I. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.640 Booked just a dinner too for your birthday. It's me 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:14.360 and you. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:19.960 No, there is no greater honor, I think, in this 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:25.240 world than having a permanent tattoo to resemble what is 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.160 a beautiful friendship. 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.560 Well said, it's gonna be awkward, and I'm going to 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:29.280 get it covered up. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:31.240 Anyway. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.120 Do you like it? I wouldn't have got it if 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:37.920 I didn't very high pitch. I wouldn't have got it 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:38.800 if I didn't like it. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.800 Wow, do I have regret? No? 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:48.359 I this is wild. It is poor. Nana is upstairs 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.760 probably thinking what you're now? You're a permanent part of me? 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:56.159 How does that feel? Jesus is April jealous? Be honest, 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.440 I don't think so. She thought it was cute, Well she. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.919 Will be when she sees this video. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:04.719 Stay on your side. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.880 Thank you, thank you, there you go. So, yes, I 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:08.920 hope you had an amazing birthday because this would have 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.880 been this would be out by then. Yeah, and you 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.160 will be another year older. You're another year wiser. Thirty 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.840 eight for those playing at home. Yeah, I thought you 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.160 skipped a year before and you said that. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.880 I thought I was turning thirty nine for a while, lie, 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.960 I thought you turned thirty seven. Let me check the record. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:26.120 Eighty eight, eighty seven, eighty seven. Okay, well there go, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:30.159 I'm wrong. So yeah, you're right. Wow, it's there's been 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:30.960 a lot of birthdays. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.719 It is a very heavy June is like a big 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.760 heavy bird. It's a cluster. It is well said, we 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:41.440 have got you, Jess Marley Oscar. Yeah, it's all happening. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.360 It's like four. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.000 Yeah, that's all I got my life, that's all I need. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.120 We had Marley's birthday on the weekend. I did see 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.240 that on Sunday. Sunday we decided to have at home, 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.080 which was a decision. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.560 That I was regretting. The flying Yoga Noga. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.160 It's so expensive. It was so expensive and we didn't 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.000 know enough people. You can't pay for the class, you 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:04.960 don't pay per head. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.760 Oh you got to book the whole class. It was. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:11.080 It was like nuts, okay, if you aren't, excuse me, 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.440 if you're going to book the whole class out. How 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:14.640 much was we talking? 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.640 Like, I think I don't want to shit on them 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:17.800 as a business, but I think it was like five 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:18.400 hundred bucks. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:19.320 Jesus, I know. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.640 I was like, ill, I love my child, but not 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:27.640 that much. So we had it at home and it 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.960 was nice. Great numbers. Great numbers actually kind of limited 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:35.200 it to about about ten and I finally at this 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:39.160 age now Marley turned six, and it's a it's an 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.600 age where there's a bit of segregation between the boys 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:42.280 and the girls. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:43.760 Oh yes, so there's. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:47.440 A couple of boys came. They were a little bit like, what. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.160 The hell is this? This is a girl's party. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:53.120 We had a fairy and we had ribbons and like 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.920 she did, like play the music everyone with the ribbons, and. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.920 Were there any boys suspiciously into it? 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.080 Why would try to coax the boys off the couch 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.000 and be like, come on, fellas, let's do it. And 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.640 they were like this sucks. And I kind of said 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.320 to Laura, like maybe next year we just make it. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.640 You can make it all girls. Fine, it's a tricky 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.720 one unless it's flying yoga, because then the boys will be. 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:15.000 Into it, real into it. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:20.600 Yeah, but the most stressful part ash most stressful part pinnadas. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:25.480 Yeah, are you a pinarda family? No, I don't think 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.480 we've ever voluntarily had one. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:32.240 It's very confusing for kids when you're trying to explain 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:36.800 to them, you know, violence is bad, aggression is also bad. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.160 And then all of a sudden there's a one little window. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.800 It's like the purge. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:46.880 Yeah, it's very it's weird, like we're like, it's like 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.760 you're gonna like hang someone. I'm like hoisting up this 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.480 unicorn that's hanging from the neck. And then I also 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.920 realized that I was like, I don't have I don't 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.960 have a bat, nothing to like, I have no weapon. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.280 They got to hit with something. I don't imagine hitting 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.600 this because I called you when I was at the park. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.800 Oh yeah, you're looking for sticks, scouring for sticks. So 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:09.760 it was just at the park by myself, like going 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.040 through bushes. So I found the stick, brought it back 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:15.920 hoisted up by the neck. The unicorn is hanging right there. Actually, 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.720 I love how we hoist up something they love and 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.400 then get them to hit it with the stick so weird. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.800 I'm like, everyone line up right now, and. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.480 They're like, where is it. They've just been like dancing 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.040 with the ribbons and I'm like, now we will kill 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.000 an animal. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:32.559 And they're like, what not only an animal? Your favorite animal. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.679 Mom has been there stuffing it in the asshole with 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:36.840 chocolate and lollies. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.040 Poor make it, make it and this is the most 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:44.600 horrible day of it's life. Let me out of my misery. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.800 And then there's so pathetic and hitting it too. The 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:53.880 unicorns like make it quick. The kids are like death 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:57.520 by a thousand cuts or whatever. It's like, we'll get 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.480 there in the end. It'll really dive. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:00.239 Starve Asian. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:02.400 Brutal. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:06.000 The hardest thing is crowd control for a pinard, especially 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:11.319 with a stick, and we're blindfold. We didn't go blindfold smart, 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.000 thank you, Health and Safety didn't allow for it, so 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.000 we had to. I was holding back the kids, It's 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.160 like stay back, and then we allowed two hits per person, 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.640 a double hit, and then they're like, give me it all. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.240 And then we had like one of the boys was 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.240 like fucking knocked the ship out of this fucking unicorn 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.480 and we're like, all right, Timmy not too hard, Yeah, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:36.280 tendency that kid. Luckily Timmy's is a worry. Yeah, got 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.080 through one round, two hits each beautiful. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:43.280 It's also encouraging animal cruelty. It's it's absurd, such mixed messaging. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:43.960 Once you're doing it. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:49.800 Culdfully and then we love it, it's oh yeah, look 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.480 it's it's a weird anticipation. You know, for good five 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.679 minutes you just cheer it, cheering on the kids to 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.000 slaughter the unicorn. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.319 Let me ask you this, how was What are you 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:03.280 like with lots of kids in your house and cleaning up? 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.160 Are you do you get anxious about the cleanup or 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.079 do you just let it all happen and clean up later. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.720 Weirdly, I was pretty chill. Do you know who was anxious? 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.439 Nana Marley? Oh really, yeah, that's good. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:20.160 We gave them a treat each if they cleaned their room. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.840 They cleaned the room. Room was spotless. Actually a really 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.760 good job. If anyone needs to clean up, Marley and 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:30.640 Lola definitely recommend them. And the room was spotless. People came, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.080 and you know, kids come. After a little while, they 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:34.760 kind of split up. A few of them went into 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:39.319 Marley's room, and outside. Marley was like, hey, that's a 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.559 bit of a problem. And I said, what's the problem. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:42.000 What's going on? 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.120 She goes on, kids are in my room. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.920 Making it so messy right now. She's like it's going 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.439 to be a nightmare to clean up. Shit's everywhere. And 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.199 I was like, oh, that's okay, don't worry about it. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.400 And she was like, ah, I just just cleaned it 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.320 as well. Yeah, can we get them out of there? 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.160 And it's such an inconvenience really. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.120 She's like the thing I got onto the costume is 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.000 du blow on the floor. She's like, can we just. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.079 Made an absolute mess? Animals? 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.000 It's like where's the unicorn? 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.079 So Marley was the one not into it, and I 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.480 was like, I was like, relaxed, it's cool, people having 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:14.920 a good time. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:16.680 We can clean up later when they've left. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.480 Yeah, And she was like, I just I just want 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:19.400 to get the place clean again. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.840 It's like I'm like her, man, it's like me, I can't. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.959 I can't let it go. And I'm like if it's like, 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:28.520 we've got just it's not a party. So we've got 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.120 people having a bunch of kids in my house and 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.480 they make an absolute mess, which they usually do not 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.960 blaming anyone's kids, in particular, if you're watching listening Timmy 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:41.199 Mike's kids like two reckon Balls Rice or it's like 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.600 and then like I'm just so anxious that I need 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.199 to clean up all the time, and it's like I 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.160 don't really need to, I could just do it later. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:52.040 The downside now is that we've got a mountain of 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:53.320 cardboard behind the house. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.200 That's the worst. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:55.959 Like we've got we need to get a bigger bin 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.800 for the blue cardboard. Like even on the street, every 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.920 time on there's a blue bin da, everyone is full 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:03.400 to the brim. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:05.840 I'm gonna say, there's too much cardboard in the world, 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.160 way too much. It's ridiculous, Like I can't, I can't 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.040 beat it's beating me. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.559 I was watching Maley like unwrap the Presence and one 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.559 was like a Barbie toy and I was like, more cardboard, 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:16.839 I know. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.160 And it's like, I suppose we can just burn it'll 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.000 be back the environment. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.040 But then I have the guilt I feel putting it 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:24.560 in the red bin. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.959 I can't. I know it myself, I know it's fucked. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.200 My sister said it yesterday pretty bluntly. She was like, oh, 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.400 rubbish in our house is Ryan's full time job. Now 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.240 it's like because you're like you have to be on 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.920 it all the time because if you let it, it's 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.400 like washing. If you miss the day washing, you've got 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.880 like sixty five loves, you'll take over. You'll take over. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.240 The house is a majority cardboard. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.439 Next thing you're in a current affair and like the 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.000 wad house. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:51.920 Yeah, I was like, oh, maybe I'll get the kids 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.719 to build something out of the boxes. That just made 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:57.920 it worse. Now I've got a big structure because you 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.240 can't move that. I'm not allowed to move. I've like 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.760 I've made it worse. I've brought the rubbish back indoors 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.640 for them to build something, and now I can't even 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.200 get rid of it. It's like part of the family. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.240 I'm over it. Anyway. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.040 We did though, for the party. We announced it to 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:15.640 the parents and said, hey, it's a drop and go. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.360 You are game if you want, Like we were like 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.520 that's cool and like it was interesting. Some people came 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.720 drop the kid off and they're like, they're like, oh, 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.000 stay for a bit, and I said, you want to 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:26.400 drink and go? Yeah, I'd love a drink, And they 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:32.120 ended up staying two party shots. I was like, she 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.760 had like a tray of tequila. But then like another 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:35.840 dad would come in and he'd be. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.680 Like, h so this is a drop and go And 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.680 I was like, yeah, you go sweet see it. I 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.359 got like a puff of smoke. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:46.840 Straight out of that. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:52.360 Yeah. But successful, successful, successful? Is it Sunday party? Again? 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.200 Not to attack Lauri here, I just want to just 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.200 put that out there, make everyone aware. I'm not criticizing 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:58.600 my wife. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:03.000 What do you call it? Then, I'm just making an observation. Yes, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:03.960 I like it. I'm with you. 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.840 So sometimes when Laura is making plans, she'll suggest something. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:12.880 I don't listen properly. I just agree to it, and 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.520 then when it comes closer to the moment, I then go, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.480 hang on a second, Oh yeah. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.360 Why is it like this? Yeah, don't be that guy. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.440 Here's a question for you. Okay, here's a question for you. Okay, 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.240 I won't tell you the time of the party. Yeah, 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.600 what is the perfect time for a kid's party? 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:38.600 Two thirty pm? What? Yeah, it's too late? 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:38.920 No? 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:40.280 Too late? 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.680 Why two thirty? Because I feel like between twelve and 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.320 two you can be like, oh, kids, we're gonna have 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.520 a bit of downtime because we're going to be launching 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.720 this afternoon for this party. And I also use that 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.240 to be like, if you don't have a bit of downtime, 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.280 then we can't have the party. And they'll be like, 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.080 oh shit, you know, and then two thirty hour and 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.160 a half, everyone's out by four four point thirty sea later, 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:03.680 and then I can clean up. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.240 Why don't you have it first thing in the morning 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.240 at ten o'clock. 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.880 Because I want to have a beer. I feel like 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.560 it's more appropriate to have a beer at two thirty 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:16.960 this afternoon, especially if it's a Saturday. You know, if 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.080 Laura and I have a breakup, and if you're in 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.240 april of a breakup, you should marry Laura. Don't you 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:22.880 dare put your hands anywhere near my wife. 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.560 I'm not saying I'm inviting you, you're inviting me. 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:28.600 I don't have other of them both. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:29.320 That's fine. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:31.880 Laura said two to four, and I was like, that's 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.760 pretty late on a Sunday. It's pretty late. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.080 I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm coming to think that me 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.320 and Laura a pretty compatible. I get the same thing, Laura. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.280 If you're have a single day, don't be silly don't 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:43.280 be silly. I'm sure. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.000 I think I think a ten to twelve party is 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.480 perfect because you kind of miss lunch, you don't to 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.520 feed them that much. And then like they're not going 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.680 to hang around because four o'clock people want to stay 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:54.080 for dinner. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:58.760 Not in my house, they don't, it's freezing. I think 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.960 it's good to like too four because it's also you 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.560 can be like you're not gonna do I'm gonna hop 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.640 these little shits up on sugar and send them home 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:09.000 and be someone else's problem. But also like morning, I 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:10.440 get it, get it out of the way, like some 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.520 people like a good morning party, but yeah, I'm all 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.240 about the afternoon. Here's a question for you. Actually, he 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.479 is gonna rock your world. I'm ready to be right. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:23.160 My niece got invited to a party. Birthday parties just three, 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.120 so I'm assuming it's a four year old's party because 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:30.000 it's the same age. It was one pm. I guess 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:38.480 what day? Saturday? Monday? What? Sorry? Right, did you just 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:42.800 say it was Aday Monday for a birthday party? Yeah? 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.280 She doesn't go to daycare this kid. I'm not sure 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.040 why I'm not. They might have their reasons, but I'm 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.000 not sure the parents work. I don't know the details, 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:51.520 but I was just so rattled by that. 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:55.639 I was like, I was like, no, although, is that 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.479 the smartest move that we've seen from a parent so far. 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:02.600 I think it might be you're like, you instantly dwindle 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:03.360 your numbers down. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:04.520 Yeah, that's good culling. 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.160 But then it's sad for the child. But how old 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:08.680 are they? Three? 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:09.040 Four? 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:10.080 I don't remember anything. 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:15.080 They don't have a conscience until they're like six, That 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:16.560 is the right word, conscience. 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.960 Yeah, I don't. They just give me in crimes and 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:24.719 stuff and just sleeping perfectly self aware here they are, Well, 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:26.440 they don't how many friends they have. If they go 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:28.200 to a birthday party on a weekend and there's like 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.320 twenty kids there, and then they have a birthday party 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.520 on a Monday and there's like four kids, that is 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.600 an interesting time, I know. And like I said, I 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.879 don't know the reasoning behind it, but well, I was shocked. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:39.960 I was in shock. I'm stilling shot. 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.680 We're not we're not here to judge, but like, but 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:47.320 I don't know, surely sure, maybe they're going away, Maybe 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.040