1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Joe, this better be good. Okay. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: Maddie and Ash walking down the street. Okay, Ash spots 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: a dog. Yep, the dog's on the side of the 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 1: road lock and it's nuts and I go I turned 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: him out and I said, wish I could do that. 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 2: And you look at me and you go, you should 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 2: probably pad him first. 8 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Toy Guards. I am Maddie Jay and 9 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: I'm Ash. 10 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 3: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is 11 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 3: the good, it is the bad, and we don't give advice. 12 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 3: We do, however, tell terrible jokes. 13 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: Was dreadful. That's one of my best. Actually, I thought, 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,279 Speaker 1: I thought, really you would like the switch up. It's 15 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: very good. Thank you. Hey, Can I tell you something crazy? 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 4: Of course? 17 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 3: Ken you know, I've got to go to Erskineville right 18 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 3: this afternoon. 19 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,119 Speaker 1: I did over here for one conversations. 20 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 3: The trip that takes twenty seven minutes from where I 21 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 3: am right now. Laura is halfway to Erskineville in Paddington, 22 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 3: and I said, Babe, I'm going to get a taxi 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 3: to you and we'll drive together to Erskineville. She wants 24 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 3: forty five minutes. 25 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: From where she is or from here where she is. 26 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 3: She wants a forty five minute allowance. 27 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: Is she pregnant? She is very pregnant. Okay, well then 28 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: you should just get you mash up. Then, yes, forty 29 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: five minutes. Just got to do what she says, mate, 30 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: I'm just going to have to suck it up and 31 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, just do. 32 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 3: She says, I need to have you on speed dial. 33 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 3: You do every situation where I want to fight back, 34 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: I need to call you first before putting my gloves on. 35 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: Correct. This is metaphoric speaking, I'd hope. So for the record, 36 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: now go on. 37 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 3: It's a special little boy's birthday. I've been wondering. 38 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: You got me for my birthday. You got me a flashlight, 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: and this is what it looks like when you got 40 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: it for me. This is what it looks like. Now, 41 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to the poor listeners. 42 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: But I was racking my brain thinking what do I 43 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: get this guy? What do I get a guy that 44 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: has everything? I was like, maybe I'll get him a 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 1: third kid, But Laura's already given you that. I'm nervous, 46 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: actually nervous about this. I'm nervous you know. 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 3: I honestly, I am just I am over the moon 48 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 3: that you've even remember. 49 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: I didn't think you would. I always remember. I remember 50 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,639 Speaker 1: everyone's birthday, even Justice in the last minute. Yes, also 51 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: just quick nod happy birthday. Yes, Jess is back in 52 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: the room. Yes, another trip, the trip in the books. 53 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: When's the next one? I don't want to know, but 54 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: happy birthday to Jet. But yeah, I'm nervous, nervous, so 55 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm never gonna judge you. I'm going to 56 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: get your birthday present now because it's it's in the 57 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: room with us. Oh my god. Yes, okay, so if 58 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: you just bear with me. I don't do well with surprises. 59 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,119 Speaker 1: Ashes just getting. 60 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 3: Fuck up. 61 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: What I'd like to explain? What are you what? What 62 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: do you mean? 63 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 3: Ash has just ripped his shirt off. He's currently naked 64 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 3: in my living room. So you just revealed to me? 65 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: That is that real? 66 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 4: It is real? 67 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 3: When did this idea happen? Have you spoken to April 68 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 3: about this? 69 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: No? She had no idea. No she does, yeah she does. 70 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: It was funny because I was like, I'm going down 71 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: to get tattooed tomorrow. I was like, I'm got to 72 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: get mad something for his birthday, I'm going to get tattooed. 73 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: So it just like worked out that way, and then 74 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: I messaged my tatoos. I'm like oh, because he was like, 75 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: what do you want to get done? And I was like, oh, 76 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: I just needed to fill in this spot here, but 77 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: there needs to be this and told him. And then 78 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: when I got there, he had that drawn up ready 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: to go. Wow, a happy birthday. Like fuck, there's only 80 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: a few people I've got tatooed on me, name wise, Wow, 81 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: my kids. It's gonna be so awkward. 82 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: We break up and that'll never happen. 83 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: We get canceled and like your haple's only got initials 84 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: and I've got the foot it's big. Yeah, that's what 85 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: she said. Anyway, happy birthday. Wow, there you go. 86 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 3: And can I just for a second and I please 87 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 3: don't think for a second that I'm trying to poop 88 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,559 Speaker 3: you all my wife because I love her dearly. 89 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. But yesterday, okay, I was talking about. 90 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 3: Hey, maybe we should organize I don't know, at dinner, 91 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 3: and I didn't want to kind of say like explicitly 92 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 3: because it's my birthday. And Laura goes, oh, his week's 93 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 3: a shocker. I don't think we'll have time for date 94 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 3: night this week at all. Maybe like in school holidays 95 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 3: we'll do something. And I was like, oh, you don't 96 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 3: have time for my birthday? And she was like, oh 97 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 3: my god. The cameras like did you just sit there 98 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 3: like this? 99 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: Just like no reaction whatsoever. 100 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 4: And then now I'm going to be like, guess what, I. 101 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: Booked just a dinner too for your birthday. It's me 102 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: and you. 103 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 3: No, there is no greater honor, I think, in this 104 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 3: world than having a permanent tattoo to resemble what is 105 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 3: a beautiful friendship. 106 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: Well said, it's gonna be awkward, and I'm going to 107 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,280 Speaker 1: get it covered up. 108 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 4: Anyway. 109 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: Do you like it? I wouldn't have got it if 110 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: I didn't very high pitch. I wouldn't have got it 111 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: if I didn't like it. 112 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 4: Wow, do I have regret? No? 113 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: I this is wild. It is poor. Nana is upstairs 114 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: probably thinking what you're now? You're a permanent part of me? 115 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: How does that feel? Jesus is April jealous? Be honest, 116 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so. She thought it was cute, Well she. 117 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,919 Speaker 3: Will be when she sees this video. 118 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 4: Stay on your side. 119 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, there you go. So, yes, I 120 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 1: hope you had an amazing birthday because this would have 121 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: been this would be out by then. Yeah, and you 122 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: will be another year older. You're another year wiser. Thirty 123 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 1: eight for those playing at home. Yeah, I thought you 124 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: skipped a year before and you said that. 125 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 3: I thought I was turning thirty nine for a while, lie, 126 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 3: I thought you turned thirty seven. Let me check the record. 127 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 3: Eighty eight, eighty seven, eighty seven. Okay, well there go, 128 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,159 Speaker 3: I'm wrong. So yeah, you're right. Wow, it's there's been 129 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 3: a lot of birthdays. 130 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: It is a very heavy June is like a big 131 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: heavy bird. It's a cluster. It is well said, we 132 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: have got you, Jess Marley Oscar. Yeah, it's all happening. 133 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: It's like four. 134 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I got my life, that's all I need. 135 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 3: We had Marley's birthday on the weekend. I did see 136 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 3: that on Sunday. Sunday we decided to have at home, 137 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 3: which was a decision. 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: That I was regretting. The flying Yoga Noga. 139 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 3: It's so expensive. It was so expensive and we didn't 140 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 3: know enough people. You can't pay for the class, you 141 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 3: don't pay per head. 142 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: Oh you got to book the whole class. It was. 143 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: It was like nuts, okay, if you aren't, excuse me, 144 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: if you're going to book the whole class out. How 145 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: much was we talking? 146 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 3: Like, I think I don't want to shit on them 147 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 3: as a business, but I think it was like five 148 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 3: hundred bucks. 149 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 1: Jesus, I know. 150 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 3: I was like, ill, I love my child, but not 151 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 3: that much. So we had it at home and it 152 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 3: was nice. Great numbers. Great numbers actually kind of limited 153 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 3: it to about about ten and I finally at this 154 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 3: age now Marley turned six, and it's a it's an 155 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 3: age where there's a bit of segregation between the boys 156 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 3: and the girls. 157 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: Oh yes, so there's. 158 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 3: A couple of boys came. They were a little bit like, what. 159 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: The hell is this? This is a girl's party. 160 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 3: We had a fairy and we had ribbons and like 161 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 3: she did, like play the music everyone with the ribbons, and. 162 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: Were there any boys suspiciously into it? 163 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 3: Why would try to coax the boys off the couch 164 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 3: and be like, come on, fellas, let's do it. And 165 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 3: they were like this sucks. And I kind of said 166 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 3: to Laura, like maybe next year we just make it. 167 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 3: You can make it all girls. Fine, it's a tricky 168 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 3: one unless it's flying yoga, because then the boys will be. 169 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: Into it, real into it. 170 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, but the most stressful part ash most stressful part pinnadas. 171 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, are you a pinarda family? No, I don't think 172 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: we've ever voluntarily had one. 173 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 3: It's very confusing for kids when you're trying to explain 174 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 3: to them, you know, violence is bad, aggression is also bad. 175 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden there's a one little window. 176 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: It's like the purge. 177 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very it's weird, like we're like, it's like 178 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 3: you're gonna like hang someone. I'm like hoisting up this 179 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 3: unicorn that's hanging from the neck. And then I also 180 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 3: realized that I was like, I don't have I don't 181 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 3: have a bat, nothing to like, I have no weapon. 182 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: They got to hit with something. I don't imagine hitting 183 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: this because I called you when I was at the park. 184 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're looking for sticks, scouring for sticks. So 185 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: it was just at the park by myself, like going 186 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: through bushes. So I found the stick, brought it back 187 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: hoisted up by the neck. The unicorn is hanging right there. Actually, 188 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: I love how we hoist up something they love and 189 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: then get them to hit it with the stick so weird. 190 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 4: I'm like, everyone line up right now, and. 191 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 3: They're like, where is it. They've just been like dancing 192 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 3: with the ribbons and I'm like, now we will kill 193 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 3: an animal. 194 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 4: And they're like, what not only an animal? Your favorite animal. 195 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 3: Mom has been there stuffing it in the asshole with 196 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 3: chocolate and lollies. 197 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: Poor make it, make it and this is the most 198 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: horrible day of it's life. Let me out of my misery. 199 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 1: And then there's so pathetic and hitting it too. The 200 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: unicorns like make it quick. The kids are like death 201 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: by a thousand cuts or whatever. It's like, we'll get 202 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: there in the end. It'll really dive. 203 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,239 Speaker 4: Starve Asian. 204 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: Brutal. 205 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 3: The hardest thing is crowd control for a pinard, especially 206 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:11,319 Speaker 3: with a stick, and we're blindfold. We didn't go blindfold smart, 207 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 3: thank you, Health and Safety didn't allow for it, so 208 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 3: we had to. I was holding back the kids, It's 209 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 3: like stay back, and then we allowed two hits per person, 210 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 3: a double hit, and then they're like, give me it all. 211 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 3: And then we had like one of the boys was 212 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 3: like fucking knocked the ship out of this fucking unicorn 213 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 3: and we're like, all right, Timmy not too hard, Yeah, 214 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 3: tendency that kid. Luckily Timmy's is a worry. Yeah, got 215 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,080 Speaker 3: through one round, two hits each beautiful. 216 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: It's also encouraging animal cruelty. It's it's absurd, such mixed messaging. 217 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:43,960 Speaker 1: Once you're doing it. 218 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 3: Culdfully and then we love it, it's oh yeah, look 219 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 3: it's it's a weird anticipation. You know, for good five 220 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 3: minutes you just cheer it, cheering on the kids to 221 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,000 Speaker 3: slaughter the unicorn. 222 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,319 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, how was What are you 223 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: like with lots of kids in your house and cleaning up? 224 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 1: Are you do you get anxious about the cleanup or 225 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,079 Speaker 1: do you just let it all happen and clean up later. 226 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 3: Weirdly, I was pretty chill. Do you know who was anxious? 227 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 1: Nana Marley? Oh really, yeah, that's good. 228 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 3: We gave them a treat each if they cleaned their room. 229 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 3: They cleaned the room. Room was spotless. Actually a really 230 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 3: good job. If anyone needs to clean up, Marley and 231 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 3: Lola definitely recommend them. And the room was spotless. People came, 232 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 3: and you know, kids come. After a little while, they 233 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 3: kind of split up. A few of them went into 234 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:39,319 Speaker 3: Marley's room, and outside. Marley was like, hey, that's a 235 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 3: bit of a problem. And I said, what's the problem. 236 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 3: What's going on? 237 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 1: She goes on, kids are in my room. 238 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 3: Making it so messy right now. She's like it's going 239 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,439 Speaker 3: to be a nightmare to clean up. Shit's everywhere. And 240 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,199 Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's okay, don't worry about it. 241 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 3: And she was like, ah, I just just cleaned it 242 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, can we get them out of there? 243 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,160 Speaker 3: And it's such an inconvenience really. 244 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: She's like the thing I got onto the costume is 245 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: du blow on the floor. She's like, can we just. 246 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,079 Speaker 4: Made an absolute mess? Animals? 247 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 1: It's like where's the unicorn? 248 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 3: So Marley was the one not into it, and I 249 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 3: was like, I was like, relaxed, it's cool, people having 250 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 3: a good time. 251 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,680 Speaker 1: We can clean up later when they've left. 252 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, And she was like, I just I just want 253 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 3: to get the place clean again. 254 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 1: It's like I'm like her, man, it's like me, I can't. 255 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,959 Speaker 1: I can't let it go. And I'm like if it's like, 256 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: we've got just it's not a party. So we've got 257 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: people having a bunch of kids in my house and 258 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: they make an absolute mess, which they usually do not 259 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: blaming anyone's kids, in particular, if you're watching listening Timmy 260 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: Mike's kids like two reckon Balls Rice or it's like 261 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: and then like I'm just so anxious that I need 262 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: to clean up all the time, and it's like I 263 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: don't really need to, I could just do it later. 264 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 3: The downside now is that we've got a mountain of 265 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 3: cardboard behind the house. 266 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: That's the worst. 267 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 3: Like we've got we need to get a bigger bin 268 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 3: for the blue cardboard. Like even on the street, every 269 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 3: time on there's a blue bin da, everyone is full 270 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 3: to the brim. 271 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, there's too much cardboard in the world, 272 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 1: way too much. It's ridiculous, Like I can't, I can't 273 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,040 Speaker 1: beat it's beating me. 274 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,559 Speaker 3: I was watching Maley like unwrap the Presence and one 275 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,559 Speaker 3: was like a Barbie toy and I was like, more cardboard, 276 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:16,839 Speaker 3: I know. 277 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 1: And it's like, I suppose we can just burn it'll 278 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: be back the environment. 279 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 3: But then I have the guilt I feel putting it 280 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:24,560 Speaker 3: in the red bin. 281 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,959 Speaker 1: I can't. I know it myself, I know it's fucked. 282 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 1: My sister said it yesterday pretty bluntly. She was like, oh, 283 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: rubbish in our house is Ryan's full time job. Now 284 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: it's like because you're like you have to be on 285 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 1: it all the time because if you let it, it's 286 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: like washing. If you miss the day washing, you've got 287 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: like sixty five loves, you'll take over. You'll take over. 288 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: The house is a majority cardboard. 289 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,439 Speaker 3: Next thing you're in a current affair and like the 290 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 3: wad house. 291 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, oh, maybe I'll get the kids 292 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,719 Speaker 1: to build something out of the boxes. That just made 293 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: it worse. Now I've got a big structure because you 294 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 1: can't move that. I'm not allowed to move. I've like 295 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: I've made it worse. I've brought the rubbish back indoors 296 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: for them to build something, and now I can't even 297 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,200 Speaker 1: get rid of it. It's like part of the family. 298 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,240 Speaker 1: I'm over it. Anyway. 299 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 3: We did though, for the party. We announced it to 300 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 3: the parents and said, hey, it's a drop and go. 301 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 3: You are game if you want, Like we were like 302 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 3: that's cool and like it was interesting. Some people came 303 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 3: drop the kid off and they're like, they're like, oh, 304 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 3: stay for a bit, and I said, you want to 305 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 3: drink and go? Yeah, I'd love a drink, And they 306 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 3: ended up staying two party shots. I was like, she 307 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 3: had like a tray of tequila. But then like another 308 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 3: dad would come in and he'd be. 309 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 1: Like, h so this is a drop and go And 310 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you go sweet see it. I 311 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,359 Speaker 1: got like a puff of smoke. 312 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 3: Straight out of that. 313 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. But successful, successful, successful? Is it Sunday party? Again? 314 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 3: Not to attack Lauri here, I just want to just 315 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 3: put that out there, make everyone aware. I'm not criticizing 316 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 3: my wife. 317 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 1: What do you call it? Then, I'm just making an observation. Yes, 318 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: I like it. I'm with you. 319 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 3: So sometimes when Laura is making plans, she'll suggest something. 320 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 3: I don't listen properly. I just agree to it, and 321 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 3: then when it comes closer to the moment, I then go, 322 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 3: hang on a second, Oh yeah. 323 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: Why is it like this? Yeah, don't be that guy. 324 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 3: Here's a question for you. Okay, here's a question for you. Okay, 325 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 3: I won't tell you the time of the party. Yeah, 326 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,600 Speaker 3: what is the perfect time for a kid's party? 327 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: Two thirty pm? What? Yeah, it's too late? 328 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 2: No? 329 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 4: Too late? 330 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: Why two thirty? Because I feel like between twelve and 331 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: two you can be like, oh, kids, we're gonna have 332 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 1: a bit of downtime because we're going to be launching 333 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: this afternoon for this party. And I also use that 334 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,240 Speaker 1: to be like, if you don't have a bit of downtime, 335 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 1: then we can't have the party. And they'll be like, 336 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: oh shit, you know, and then two thirty hour and 337 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 1: a half, everyone's out by four four point thirty sea later, 338 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: and then I can clean up. 339 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 3: Why don't you have it first thing in the morning 340 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,240 Speaker 3: at ten o'clock. 341 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: Because I want to have a beer. I feel like 342 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: it's more appropriate to have a beer at two thirty 343 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: this afternoon, especially if it's a Saturday. You know, if 344 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 1: Laura and I have a breakup, and if you're in 345 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: april of a breakup, you should marry Laura. Don't you 346 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: dare put your hands anywhere near my wife. 347 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm inviting you, you're inviting me. 348 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: I don't have other of them both. 349 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 4: That's fine. 350 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 3: Laura said two to four, and I was like, that's 351 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 3: pretty late on a Sunday. It's pretty late. 352 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm coming to think that me 353 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 1: and Laura a pretty compatible. I get the same thing, Laura. 354 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: If you're have a single day, don't be silly don't 355 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: be silly. I'm sure. 356 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 3: I think I think a ten to twelve party is 357 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 3: perfect because you kind of miss lunch, you don't to 358 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 3: feed them that much. And then like they're not going 359 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 3: to hang around because four o'clock people want to stay 360 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 3: for dinner. 361 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 1: Not in my house, they don't, it's freezing. I think 362 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: it's good to like too four because it's also you 363 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: can be like you're not gonna do I'm gonna hop 364 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,640 Speaker 1: these little shits up on sugar and send them home 365 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: and be someone else's problem. But also like morning, I 366 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: get it, get it out of the way, like some 367 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 1: people like a good morning party, but yeah, I'm all 368 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: about the afternoon. Here's a question for you. Actually, he 369 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,479 Speaker 1: is gonna rock your world. I'm ready to be right. 370 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: My niece got invited to a party. Birthday parties just three, 371 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,120 Speaker 1: so I'm assuming it's a four year old's party because 372 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: it's the same age. It was one pm. I guess 373 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: what day? Saturday? Monday? What? Sorry? Right, did you just 374 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: say it was Aday Monday for a birthday party? Yeah? 375 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: She doesn't go to daycare this kid. I'm not sure 376 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: why I'm not. They might have their reasons, but I'm 377 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: not sure the parents work. I don't know the details, 378 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: but I was just so rattled by that. 379 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,639 Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, no, although, is that 380 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,479 Speaker 3: the smartest move that we've seen from a parent so far. 381 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: I think it might be you're like, you instantly dwindle 382 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,360 Speaker 1: your numbers down. 383 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good culling. 384 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,160 Speaker 1: But then it's sad for the child. But how old 385 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 1: are they? Three? 386 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 3: Four? 387 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: I don't remember anything. 388 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 3: They don't have a conscience until they're like six, That 389 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 3: is the right word, conscience. 390 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. They just give me in crimes and 391 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,719 Speaker 1: stuff and just sleeping perfectly self aware here they are, Well, 392 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 1: they don't how many friends they have. If they go 393 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 1: to a birthday party on a weekend and there's like 394 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 1: twenty kids there, and then they have a birthday party 395 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 1: on a Monday and there's like four kids, that is 396 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 1: an interesting time, I know. And like I said, I 397 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: don't know the reasoning behind it, but well, I was shocked. 398 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 1: I was in shock. I'm stilling shot. 399 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 3: We're not we're not here to judge, but like, but 400 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 3: I don't know, surely sure, maybe they're going away, Maybe 401 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 3: maybe they work on the weekend. Maybe it was the 402 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,399 Speaker 3: day of the birthday. Some people are very strict and 403 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 3: wanting to celebrate on the day. 404 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. Can we find out call April 405 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 1: call it it wasn't April. I don't know. I just 406 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: wanted to call April. I I caught Oscar trying to 407 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 1: impress the local mums. I saw you did see that. 408 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: He's got a good one handed push up on him. 409 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: Who's taught him that? 410 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 5: Not me? 411 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 1: Because well I can't do it. 412 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, we tried to get you to do one handed. 413 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 3: You just he would be like like a potatoes. 414 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,920 Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for pointing that out. I appreciate it, 415 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 1: working on it, but he he One day I was like, 416 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,360 Speaker 1: you got to warm up for this whatever we were doing, 417 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: like it's like a joke, and he just got started 418 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,120 Speaker 1: doing push ups. I was like, he's like the karate kid. Yeah, 419 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:33,399 Speaker 1: he's like a monkey. This kid like he's like like 420 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 1: if he get if he grabs hold of you, he's 421 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,640 Speaker 1: not letting go. And then he's so strong for how 422 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 1: small he can kids do? Is that is that normally 423 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 1: get him checked out? You think he's an aspert. I 424 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:45,879 Speaker 1: don't know. 425 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,640 Speaker 3: Doctors are like, I think something's wrong with the kid. 426 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 3: One how to push up. 427 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, dyslexic, but he's definitely going to be dyslexic. But yeah, 428 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 1: I was like, good on your kid, and all the 429 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: girls were very impressed. 430 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,160 Speaker 3: How did can I just ask and if anyone wants 431 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 3: to see the video, it is on two doting dads 432 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:08,360 Speaker 3: and jam pikelets as well. How did that situation get 433 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 3: to the point where he was then in front of 434 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,880 Speaker 3: the women doing the one handed push ups. 435 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: I just think they were just all the kids were 436 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 1: showing off and Oscar's like, you think that's impressive, step aside, 437 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: step aside, kids that are real men through ball. Then 438 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: the reaction from the mums impressed, some of them are pregnant. 439 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,919 Speaker 1: Did he did he react? 440 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,639 Speaker 3: Well? Because I'd love my niece Millie. She played netball 441 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 3: on the weekend, got her first goal. People cheered because 442 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 3: she got a very first goal ever in netball. Congratulations, 443 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,880 Speaker 3: she ran off right off the court. 444 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 4: She was like be barrassed. 445 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was Oscar like did he was he 446 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: thriving in that environment? Ah? He got a bit shy once, 447 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: like he realized that everyone was like, look, did him go? 448 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,239 Speaker 1: He was kind of like, I'm like that's a fair response. Man, 449 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: if I'm doing push ups and people are. 450 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 4: Like, look at this, go and go. 451 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,120 Speaker 1: I can't do it and run so but he was, yeah, 452 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: it's like he's a little party trick. I guess there's 453 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 1: certain moments, you know. 454 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,720 Speaker 3: I think like if your child graduates university, high school, 455 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 3: getting married, one. 456 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,159 Speaker 1: Had push up, one had to push up up. 457 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 3: There it's on the list. 458 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: I would say, it's top two. Like you do have 459 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: a level of arrogance. I staunched in his Yeah. 460 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, Jesu, it's like your kids want 461 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 3: a gold medal or something. 462 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 1: He might do one day. You don't know. We could 463 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: look back and go, hang on a minute, remember that 464 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 1: time you did it one? Make sure he doesn't peak 465 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,359 Speaker 1: too early. He will he's impatient, Matthew. It is time. 466 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,639 Speaker 1: It is time to let something off our listener's chest. 467 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: And that is perant. 468 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 4: You don't mostly regression. 469 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,960 Speaker 2: You don't. 470 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 1: Just tell me what a parent do you want my 471 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: grandpa at the shop? 472 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 3: You don't want advice from strangers, Go and tell. 473 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 4: Me what is your parent? 474 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 3: Thank you, Ash. 475 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:19,719 Speaker 1: I have a few here. 476 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 3: I'm gonna start with now. This is a longer one. 477 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 3: This is maybe the longest parent. 478 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,199 Speaker 1: That we've ever had. Wow from Okay, beautiful Sarah, Sarah 479 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: Sarah ant Sarah. 480 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 3: No, she did post this in the Facebook group, and look, 481 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 3: I will I will have to just preface this with 482 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:47,120 Speaker 3: an apology that you and I are both guilty of. Okay, yeah, 483 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 3: let me start with the rent. Sarah says, I have 484 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 3: one child, one, one beautiful ten year old daughter, and 485 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 3: for the past ten years, all people have asked me 486 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,840 Speaker 3: is if I'm having another, she will be spoilt. If 487 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 3: she's an only child, she will be lonely, she will 488 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 3: grow up weird looking at you, Maddie Nash. Again, apologies 489 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 3: there it is. I just smile and laugh and say 490 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 3: I'm one and done and happy, which I am. I 491 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,880 Speaker 3: know people mean well, but maybe there is an underlying 492 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 3: issue as to why people only have one. Maybe we 493 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 3: had a miscarriage, Maybe we wanted a second one and 494 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 3: it just wasn't on the cards of medically possible high risk. 495 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,399 Speaker 3: You know what, Sarah, You are absolutely one hundred percent correct. 496 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel bad now because, yeah, look, we sort 497 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 1: of rattle off sometimes, we joke. 498 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 3: We joke, we joke, and we will be more conscious. 499 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that was all directed at us. 500 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 3: I mean, like pretty much, it does say our name 501 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,160 Speaker 3: specifically here in the rant. 502 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: Yeah that wasn't the just permitting factor, Yeah, definitely. But 503 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: I seem to think that maybe it has something to 504 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:01,679 Speaker 1: do with us. 505 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 3: And you know what, I think it's great that we're 506 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 3: here as a community on two doting dads. We're allowed 507 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 3: to listen to our listeners. They can vent, we can change, 508 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 3: we can apologize, we're growing, we're learning change. 509 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: This is this is all great. This is great, this 510 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: is a good stuff. 511 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 3: It's a good thing. Has Sarah stopped listening? 512 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: Probably she's probably listening, but if. 513 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 3: She's here right now, Sarah, we apologize and we thank 514 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 3: you for your parent. 515 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: And we're happy that we're happy that you just have 516 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:33,359 Speaker 1: one child. We're happy, more than happy. Wait no, okay, 517 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: we have another one. Matthew from Ebony. Okay, this is 518 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: also a lengthy one. Gee there really really want to 519 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,159 Speaker 1: get this stuff off of their chance. My husband has 520 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 1: been working away a lot and I was just so 521 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,120 Speaker 1: done with parenting and hearing the word mum. They're totally fair, 522 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: Like I heard you the last five and fifty two times, 523 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,040 Speaker 1: So both of you please shut the fuck up already. 524 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: I fully understand any parent gets that. Look, guys, I 525 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: really don't want to hear the word mum anymore for 526 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 1: a bit. Okay, fair call, fair call, Florence. My three 527 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 1: year old looks me dead in the eyes. But Ebony, 528 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,359 Speaker 1: you are the mum. Gotcha got she got your technicality, 529 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,919 Speaker 1: that's for sure. I had no response and took everything 530 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: in meat not to laugh because if you laugh, they're 531 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: going to do it again. Right, Yeah, we know that. 532 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: Sometimes I swear she's thirteen in a three year old's body. Look, 533 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: I feel you, and I did send you, Matthew. That 534 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,159 Speaker 1: video of that woman who was taking count of how 535 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 1: many times her kid would say mum between the hours 536 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 1: of like what did she get up? It was like 537 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty seven times over the course. 538 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 3: Of that's beautiful your kids want you, but then nice 539 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 3: to be needed. 540 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: But then she times by the days of the year, 541 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,320 Speaker 1: and it was like diabolical. 542 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,879 Speaker 4: As shut up. 543 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,239 Speaker 3: This one here, ash is anonymous, and it's directed at 544 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 3: water bottle at nighttime. A beautiful touch, making sure the 545 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 3: children are hydrated late at night. 546 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: Why did this just remind me of that hack the 547 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: person had of like the guinea big water bottle. 548 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, someone had literally got like when did you put 549 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 3: in a guinea pig cage and tied it to the 550 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,080 Speaker 3: side of the bed. Yeah, it's great, but issue with 551 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 3: water bottles at nighttime. They make my child piss the 552 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 3: bed all the time. 553 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 4: Oh yes, it's damn you water bottles. 554 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we keep having the argument where I think 555 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: Oscar's doing it now so we can get up to 556 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,640 Speaker 1: we April was a few times I'd be like, stop 557 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: drinking so much water, right, like when you're in bed. 558 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 3: Like he's like, yeah, is this there's always been the case. 559 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,199 Speaker 3: I don't remember growing up with the water bottle next 560 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 3: to my bed. 561 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: No, I didn't do it. There's a different generation, but 562 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,120 Speaker 1: we care about the kids now. It's very different. Okay, 563 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,399 Speaker 1: this one's from me because I'm a bit over it. 564 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,680 Speaker 1: It's I like to get up and out of the 565 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: house immediately. I'm like, I'm so impatient. I'm like, we're 566 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: going somewhere, let's fucking do it. And I've already got 567 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,680 Speaker 1: a for April to get ready, and that takes forever. 568 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 1: Then I've got to get kids ready and that takes forever. 569 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 4: And then I were like go and Wii and They're 570 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,200 Speaker 4: both like, I don't need to. 571 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: I don't care. I will squeeze it out of you. 572 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 1: Couldn't give a ship because then as soon as we 573 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: leave the fucking house, all of a sudden, it's I 574 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 1: need to wi it's a surprise. 575 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,119 Speaker 4: We it's not. 576 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: No, that's what you say to your kids, so relaxed. 577 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 4: I gotta get it off. 578 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 1: So I say to the kids, you got a surprise 579 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,680 Speaker 1: we in there. It'll get you. 580 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,119 Speaker 3: It'll get you, however, and they're like. 581 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 1: Oh god, because I'm in the car already waiting because 582 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: I'm over it. I'm like, I'm not having this argument 583 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 1: with you. Every time April staunch on it. 584 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,439 Speaker 3: Whenever I'm like, go on to sit on the toilet. 585 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,159 Speaker 3: Most of the time they end up doing like a 586 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 3: massive ship. 587 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: Say what was in there? Why are you fighting that? 588 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: Don't you feel better now? Amaze? The other day, I 589 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: was like, just please do a Wii for me, Do 590 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,480 Speaker 1: it for me, Come on, do it for me, Go 591 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 1: and do a week and she's like, okay, went anyway. 592 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 1: She did it on the potty overflowed. 593 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,879 Speaker 4: That's how much we she had it. And I was like, 594 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,080 Speaker 4: why are you resisting this? Just get it? Done. 595 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: You need a bigger potty. There was a huge Wii. 596 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,480 Speaker 3: And if you, as a parent, need to get anything 597 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 3: off your chest, that's why we give you parents. And 598 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,639 Speaker 3: today's segment was brought to you. 599 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 1: By Just Low Prices. Every day aldi good different. All right, Matthew, 600 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,160 Speaker 1: it is It is that time of the week where 601 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,879 Speaker 1: we get questions from our listeners. We love them, We 602 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,159 Speaker 1: love the questions. Would you like to go first? Or 603 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,560 Speaker 1: would I like to go first? Let's kick it off. 604 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 3: This is one that we've brought back again because it's 605 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 3: just such a delicious topic. 606 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 1: Oh people love it. I think because it strikes a chord. 607 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,040 Speaker 1: That's all's the trigger. If you will, I will help absolutely. 608 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: This is things you shouldn't say to a parent. Volume three. 609 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,880 Speaker 1: All right, I'll start, Matthew. Someone says to you, mainly 610 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: in public, oh gosh, you got your hands full. No shit, 611 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 1: I know, Captain obvious. 612 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 4: It's like and it won't help me. Yeah, help me 613 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 4: with your hands, not your mouth. 614 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,880 Speaker 3: Unless it's like if you crash your car and someone's like, 615 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 3: that's a pretty big, pretty big crash. 616 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: You got your I think you've crashed it and. 617 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 3: You're like, no shit, Oh thanks, I didn't realize. 618 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,000 Speaker 1: I thought I was killing it. Yeah. 619 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone said this to you, go on, 620 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 3: ooh gosh, aren't your kids a bit young to be 621 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,040 Speaker 3: in daycare? 622 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: Not to me personally. I think I've thought about it 623 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: about other people. 624 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 4: I thought about it. 625 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,920 Speaker 3: Sure, I don't say that. 626 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. You keep that's one you keep into 627 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: because you don't know people's circumstances. They might have to work. 628 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,480 Speaker 3: We want And again I would never say this, but 629 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,560 Speaker 3: we went and checked out a daycare because with a 630 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 3: baby coming in September. I don't know if anyone knows that. 631 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 3: And guess how old they take the kids from six 632 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 3: weeks eight? That was closed, very close but still and 633 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 3: I would hey, sorry, sorry, well no, move on, No, look, 634 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 3: that's a great age. 635 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: Quickly quick. The next one, when you're pregnant you announce 636 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 1: the sex of your child and it's a girl, and 637 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: they respond, will you try for a boy next time? 638 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 1: I'm still pregnant. I haven't been trying for this life. 639 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: What is wrong with people? I have? I've got that 640 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 1: a bit. Yeah you would, Oh my god, the C section? 641 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 3: Well, it's not really giving birth, is it. R I 642 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 3: p to anyone who says this publicly. 643 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: I'm not even laughing. I'm just who was said? Who 644 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: would have said that to someone? And if you said 645 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: that to someone. 646 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 3: You've thought about saying that to someone, have a good look. 647 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 1: In the mirror. I would say, okay, next time. All 648 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: this is another one. I don't believe in bottle feeding. 649 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: I don't care what you believe in. Shut your fucking 650 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 1: mouth too. They're diabolical. I would say they're unforgivable. I 651 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: think I may have said that. I think we've no 652 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,320 Speaker 1: one's perfect. I think you've spoken. We've spoken about it 653 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: before that you've said that. Look at me like that 654 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: your high horse. I'm trying to remember it, but I 655 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 1: think you were just saying it in your situa someone 656 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 1: thank you. Don't say that to someone else. 657 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 3: Last one, Oh gosh, I don't know what's wrong with 658 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 3: your kid, but my kid sleeps through the whole night. 659 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: They're fighting words. That is the most offensive thing you 660 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: can say to a tired p you are, that's that's 661 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: a fight ready to happen. I'm punching you out. I 662 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: am straight up punching you out. 663 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 2: Now. 664 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: If you've had something someone has said to you as 665 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,400 Speaker 1: a parent, please write in. 666 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 3: Let us we're educating the people of the world. 667 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, there'd be people out there going away saying I 668 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,440 Speaker 1: can't say that. No, you can't say that. 669 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 3: Hey, as you asked a question on the Facebook group 670 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,440 Speaker 3: which got an astounding response, and I couldn't tell if 671 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 3: it was a serious one or not. 672 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 1: Was it genuine? Yeah it was? 673 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,640 Speaker 3: It was okay for anyone who didn't see the question 674 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 3: on the Facebook group. First of all, joined the Facebook 675 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 3: group three thousand members. 676 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 1: What's up? Question off the back of it really is 677 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,680 Speaker 1: how many days can I repack a sandwich for kids lunch? Yeah? 678 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,120 Speaker 1: Because how many days? Did you? It was a Wednesday? Yeah, 679 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 1: he took it the same sandwich three days. What can 680 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: I just tell me? Just vegimie. It was hamd wasn't it? No, 681 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: it was chicken, it was it was vegimie. It's the 682 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,560 Speaker 1: same sandwich every time. So I thought, Eh, he's getting 683 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,800 Speaker 1: it again because I'm sick of making it. And then 684 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: I put it out to see. I just wanted to 685 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: not feel judged. I came thick and fast. 686 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 3: I think I think, I mean, I think I recall 687 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,040 Speaker 3: a second day taking it to school and we're talking 688 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 3: about like a veggiemine or a jam here, but then 689 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 3: a third, a third visit to school. 690 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's done a lot of cakes. That sandwich. 691 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 1: It's clocking him up. It's just a nice lunch, but 692 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: it's not just in a plastic bag in his bag 693 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: school bag. Make him a freshy. 694 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 3: Come on, man, come on. 695 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,920 Speaker 1: I just got the shits about it. I really got 696 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: the shits about it. And then I said on that, 697 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,960 Speaker 1: I said, gee, I feel really judged, and someone just 698 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 1: wanted to say that's the correct feeling. 699 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 4: Look, I can handle it, god, I think. 700 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,520 Speaker 3: But I knew how to go with me about giving 701 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 3: peanut butter and a sandwich, and you're like, ho, everyone, 702 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 3: I've I've got the sandwich that's now mommified because it's 703 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 3: three years old. 704 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: Can I still give it to oscoo for breakfast the 705 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: next day? Yes? The answer is it was like, there's 706 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: no such thing as a dumb question. I think there 707 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,200 Speaker 1: were some good responses, like April took a hack off 708 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 1: the back of it, which was like I won't let 709 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,200 Speaker 1: them eat anything when they get home until they finish 710 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,600 Speaker 1: their lunchbox, like when they get home very good, which 711 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 1: is okay, that's fine, but. 712 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 4: Like, ah, hey, we have to stop. I'm not going 713 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 4: to stop what I'm doing. 714 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,200 Speaker 1: We're going to move right along. We have a new segment. 715 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: We have a new segment, Matt called Parenting Wins. Parenting 716 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,800 Speaker 1: Wins brought to you by Vicks vapor ub now available 717 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: in new lavendercent And I think it's important to celebrate 718 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,879 Speaker 1: all winds. Yeah, you can rant and then win. 719 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,520 Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about your kid doing one handed 720 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 3: push ups. I'm talking about anything at all. It's the 721 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,360 Speaker 3: little wins that we need to celebrate to keep us going. 722 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 3: Put the wind back into our sales. 723 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,160 Speaker 1: Oh well said all right, I'm going to go first 724 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,920 Speaker 1: because we didn't have a heap of people write in. 725 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,760 Speaker 1: Because people, it's best we celebrate those wins. I agree. 726 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: This is from Sarah says, I have a sixteen and 727 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: a thirteen year old. They are alive. Does that count? 728 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 4: You're a great job, doing a fantastic job. Rub it 729 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 4: in wherever you can. 730 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,240 Speaker 1: This is from Ashley. 731 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,920 Speaker 3: Finally got my nineteen month old to stop saying oh 732 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,880 Speaker 3: shit when she drop something. Now she just says, oh dear. 733 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 4: Oh win rub it in. 734 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 1: This one's from Hannah. I put the robot vacuum on 735 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,799 Speaker 1: when the kids go to bed, so it forces them. 736 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 4: To stay in their room and someone scaring vacuum. 737 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 1: That is a win. That is an absolute win. 738 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 3: Oh God, we're good parents and Josh, they. 739 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:41,919 Speaker 1: Were, they're friends of mine. 740 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 3: Their eight year old makes them delivers their coffee every morning. 741 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:46,840 Speaker 4: We trained her. 742 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,640 Speaker 1: Well, wow, that is child labored. 743 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 4: So it's a win. 744 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: This is from Carissa. I ate lunch the first time. 745 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:57,920 Speaker 1: I hated it up. 746 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 3: Today and that's the type of stuff you need to celebrate. 747 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,279 Speaker 1: I know it's like to do the coffee. You got 748 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,840 Speaker 1: to keep eating that up. Call me crazy. 749 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 3: I like it when he goes cold ash. This one 750 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,520 Speaker 3: is a voice message. It is sent from Frankie hor Photography. 751 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 5: My son has a whole toy box full of just 752 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,839 Speaker 5: absolute shit. But he totally loves it. But I think 753 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 5: at some point he actually took a piece in it. 754 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,360 Speaker 5: His four I got so sea girls, I was disgusting, 755 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,400 Speaker 5: like I put a job up on air tasker for 756 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 5: a hundred bucks, chucked it out on the curve. He 757 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 5: cracked it obviously. I told him he could have any 758 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,080 Speaker 5: toy that he wants if we get rid of his 759 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 5: whole toy box and he was like, okay, cool, so win. 760 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,440 Speaker 4: Win, that's all. It took one toy pretty pissed in it. 761 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,239 Speaker 4: What's not a freak wants to buy a piece of 762 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 4: toy box? 763 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 1: You wouldn't say. You wouldn't put that on the description though, 764 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: would you be like, free toy box, more toys for 765 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,720 Speaker 1: kids or these kids be like great, what's that smell? 766 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,399 Speaker 1: Just brave? 767 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,040 Speaker 4: It's a wind. 768 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 1: Wind is a win And if you want to rub 769 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 1: that in here on the podcast, we welcome that absolutely. 770 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 1: I'm all for it. And that was Parenting Winds, brought 771 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,840 Speaker 1: to you by vix vapor Rub. 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Bye see, you get bye, Okay, We'll go, 794 00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:12,680 Speaker 1: I'll hang up Okay. 795 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,760 Speaker 3: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 796 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,480 Speaker 3: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community. 797 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,240 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 798 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander 799 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,160 Speaker 1: peoples today