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Speaker 1: Good afternoon, every one. It's Will what he really hope

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Speaker 1: you're having a wonderful drive home. We've got Lloyd Langford

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Speaker 1: in the studio with this here Lloyd for the first

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Speaker 1: time as well.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Great to have you here. Mate. You are sort of

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Speaker 1: everywhere on Channel ten right now. You're making me think

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Speaker 2: You're on, there's been a scheduling.

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Speaker 1: You're on having been playing Attention last night. Yes, thank

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Speaker 1: god you're here tomorrow night.

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Speaker 3: Yes, for the second time. You've already been in this

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Speaker 3: season and thank god you hear Lloyd.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and stupidly I agreed to go back.

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Speaker 4: That's got to be taken as a compliment though, right.

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Speaker 2: I was very lucky. I think my first appearance and

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Speaker 2: then my actual skill of improvisation came through in the

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Speaker 2: second you've been.

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Speaker 4: So tomorrow'll be your second and final.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I was pushed through the blue door and

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Speaker 2: then through the exit as well. I couldn't get back in.

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Speaker 2: It was one those ones where you pushed the bar

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Speaker 1: It's a fire escape.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Lord away from TV though, now this really gets

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Speaker 3: me going. This is from your social media You recently

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Speaker 3: posted a picture of one kilogram of homos, and you

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Speaker 3: underlined the fact that it said consume within three days.

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Speaker 4: You said challenge accepted. How did you go?

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Speaker 2: I did not complete the challenge. I'm afraid to see.

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Speaker 2: I've been I been doing a musical and I was

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Speaker 2: looking after our daughter. And the very kind people that

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Speaker 2: thank god you're here sent me a care package because

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Speaker 2: they were like, you're doing all the cooking and what

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Speaker 2: that was in the care package? A one from bucket?

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Speaker 1: You really did? You really did bomb on the second night.

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Speaker 4: After the first night was a bottle of champagne. Second night,

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Speaker 2: All flatbreads or anything. I just had just with my

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Speaker 2: fists and my bald fists. I just like a like

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Speaker 2: this one kilo ground bucket of homeworks and they defeated me.

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Speaker 3: Are getting your daughter involved at this point where you're like,

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Speaker 3: you know, she eats.

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Speaker 2: Very little at the moment. One of the things she

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Speaker 2: will eat just chicken fried rice, which is a real

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Speaker 2: that and bolonese. We vary between chicken fried rice and Bolanese.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's terrifying thought that they don't realize how

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Speaker 1: much power they've got in terms of the food thing, right,

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Speaker 1: Like it's quiet because I know when my daughter stops

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Speaker 1: what are we going to supplement that with? Because it

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Speaker 2: It drives up the walls. She eats blueberry flavored biscuits,

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Speaker 2: but refuses to eat blueberries. Yeah, I'm do you not

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Speaker 2: understand the futility? Like it's the same thing, just that

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Speaker 2: what she alter does is we try and sneak different food.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, you hide it. You hide it, don't they?

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Speaker 4: She just picture feeds it to me. Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: They know, well, you're going to eat anything? Well, you

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Speaker 4: I really enjoy them.

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Speaker 1: They are good though, they're delicious, like the stewid fruits,

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Speaker 1: absolutely elite.

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Speaker 2: I love a porch pear. Oh right, Why.

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Speaker 4: Weren't we poaching pears as adults?

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Speaker 1: You know? I think some.

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Speaker 2: People do a sweet waked away yeah.

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Speaker 1: Quite a lot, Yeah, with a vanilla ice cream to like.

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Speaker 1: So I thought that was just a old for I'm

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Speaker 2: That's on wolves and cinnamon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cinnamon, yeah, yeah, they're the areas with pears absolutely wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, look at yeah very much.

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Speaker 5: Now, Lloyd.

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Speaker 3: The other thing I want to talk to you about

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Speaker 4: Up next is this new bad boy thing you're going for?

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, why don't we go to a

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Speaker 4: How and why you are going for a bad boy

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Speaker 2: I was waiting for the song? I thought it's just

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Speaker 2: is it four minutes thirty three seconds by John Cage.

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Speaker 1: It's Phil Money. We've got more with Lloyd Langford right

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Speaker 1: up next. He's going to be on thank God You're

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Speaker 1: Here tomorrow night seven thirty on Channel ten and ten

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Speaker 1: play Kiss Heye, Smilling Money, Hope You're having a brilliant

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Speaker 1: try and time have been paying attention? Was last night?

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Speaker 1: You can catch it on ten play. Lloyd Langford was

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Speaker 1: on there, and he is on thank God You tonight

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Speaker 1: on Channel ten at seven thirty nights. Did I say tonight?

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Speaker 1: Did I did? Well? I think he might be reading

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Speaker 1: the weather on ten tonight he's doing the showcase. Lloyd's

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Speaker 1: in the studio with us right now here on William

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Speaker 1: What are you? Welcome back? Lloyd, pleasure to have you here.

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Speaker 2: I'd just like to see how much I enjoyed that song.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a cracker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cut my favorite artist.

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Speaker 4: When do you listen to that song? Mostly when I'm

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Lloyd, I saw you on have you been

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Speaker 4: Last night?

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Speaker 3: And I mean I'm just reading your words here, but

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Speaker 3: the show, and then you said it's all part of.

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Speaker 4: This new bad boy image you're going for. Can you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've I think you've got a photograph there from

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Speaker 4: Really, you know fair enough? No, you've got me.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask more about this bad boy question? Is

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Speaker 1: it because because whether or not it was last night

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Speaker 1: the jacket is by Hugo Boss.

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And then who have quite the form in styling naughty men?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Now are you making a are you referring to who

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Speaker 3: I still found the comment funny, by the way. I

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Speaker 3: styled some naughty men. Yes, not realizing that they styled

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a there was a GQ Awards in London,

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: And the presenter talked about it. It was absolutely keyos.

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Speaker 2: and I guess they're not happy about people talking about it,

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Speaker 4: That is the history it happened.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, it's very strange. Anyway, Look what was

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Speaker 1: on has said have you been paying attention last night?

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Speaker 1: Look, I know you're an avid fan of Will and Woody,

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Speaker 1: So right now we're going to find out whether you've

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Speaker 4: Okay, same as the show, same as the TV show.

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Speaker 3: So first one here, we were asking people to call

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Speaker 3: up with advice for relationships, and we had a call

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Speaker 3: from a boy called Jackson.

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Speaker 4: Jackson, how old are you made?

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Speaker 2: Nine?

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Speaker 1: Nine?

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Speaker 4: And you've got a partner.

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Speaker 3: Yeshirah whah okay?

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Speaker 4: And how long you been dating?

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Speaker 2: For five or six years?

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Speaker 4: How did you meet Jackson in daycare?

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Speaker 1: And what's his secret to a good relationship? Jackson?

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Speaker 4: What is Jackson's secret to a good relationship?

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Speaker 2: Sharing lawllies?

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Speaker 1: Course, course is what he went with.

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Speaker 5: Take care of them and treat them like a princess.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, did he hear about what happened to Princess Diana?

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Speaker 2: Historically Princess had a rough time.

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Speaker 1: This uh, this, this also happened last week. I was

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Speaker 4: After the jewels Lond incident. It was jewels Land once.

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Speaker 2: He pushed you into the urine, the urinal, the pants

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Speaker 4: To defend yours a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It was it was a ferocious compliment.

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Speaker 2: You topped you on the back a bit too hard?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can get this chat and that you're

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Speaker 1: in the podcast. I don't know that's before earlier. But

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about it with Catholicism.

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Speaker 2: We use Yeah, the gentle type across the feet.

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Speaker 1: He gently tapped me across the ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, when you were baptized.

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Speaker 1: In we final final bit about you here for you

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Speaker 1: Lloyd Langband. As you play, you been baying to Willam,

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Speaker 1: what do you hear you go?

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Speaker 2: Adam?

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Speaker 5: How are we I was probably five or six, cracked

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Speaker 5: it because dad wouldn't kick the footy with me.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 5: Also, I went, that's it, I'm leaving, never want to

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Speaker 4: Why did he only make it a kilometer? Lloyd?

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Speaker 2: Also he's left home, he left five or six. I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't kick the football with him.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: His shoelaces became untied and he couldn't tide them himself. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: preventing him from walking any further.

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Speaker 4: Here's what actually happened.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed across the road, so it was just

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for coming in.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Lloyd Langford going to be and thank god

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Speaker 1: you're here Tomorrow night seven thirty on Channel ten and

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Speaker 1: ten play. You can catch him on have you been

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Speaker 1: paying Attention last night? That's on ten play as well

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Speaker 1: as I said, you're doing there doing the showcase on

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Speaker 1: Channel ten. Thanks for coming in. Man, you're going to

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Speaker 1: ever get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Cheers.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Loud