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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I've got a story here from Sunday Sport newspaper in England.

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Speaker 1: One of the quality newspapers. I just want to.

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Speaker 2: Read from the article, but it does have the Pi

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Speaker 2: Doubles words. So if this offends you, I do apologize,

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Speaker 2: but the story is nothing without it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it offends me.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, I wasn't talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Well what, I might have some sensibilities about this. There's

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Speaker 1: far too much swearing on the radio these days.

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Speaker 2: Here's the headline for this story. I fought off COVID

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Speaker 2: by eating cake and drinking my own piss. So let's

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Speaker 2: get into it, shall we. Good sixty two year old

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Speaker 2: semi retired gas fitter. He's beaten COVID twice by eating

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Speaker 2: cake and drinking his own piss. Unmarried Tony said, my

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Speaker 2: old granny used to tell me this granny's advice. So

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Speaker 2: Tony's beaten it twice with his cake and tinkle.

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Speaker 1: Diet, he said.

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Speaker 2: In the depression, God, I wonder you're depressed if you're

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Speaker 2: drinking your own he said. In the depression, when they

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Speaker 2: had no money for medicines, they did homemade cakes and

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Speaker 2: drink their own WIA. It worked for diphtheria, hooping, cough, consumption,

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Speaker 2: warts staggers, ag Agui, and Melancholy. I remembered her wise

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Speaker 2: words when I went down with the COVID in March

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Speaker 2: last year, says Tony.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: A few slices of cake and a couple of glasses

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Speaker 2: of piss, A couple of glasses, and I was right's rain.

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Speaker 1: A couple of glasses well, and.

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Speaker 2: Then he said, well, I spent three weeks in an

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Speaker 2: iron lung, but I lived.

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Speaker 1: To tell the tale. So even with that, he spent

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Speaker 1: three weeks in any and he.

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Speaker 2: Still thinks that that's a win, he said. Two months ago,

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Speaker 2: though Tony picked up the Indian Delta variant of COVID,

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Speaker 2: he once again resorted to his tried and tested remedy.

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Speaker 2: Sure quote, apart from being in a coma for a week,

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Speaker 2: there was nothing wrong with me. Doctors of told me

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Speaker 2: I should have the vaccine, But why should I? And

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Speaker 2: the cure for COVID is right there in front of

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Speaker 2: heads on tap? With this, medics have warm There's absolutely

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Speaker 2: no evidence that a diet of piss and cake bends

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Speaker 2: off coronavirus. Do your research, Nicki Minaje, Jonesy and Amanda's

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Speaker 2: gamation