Speaker 1: It's the pick up Tuesday are though, it's Britt, it's Laura,
Speaker 1: it's Mitch. And listen, you can headed to Campus Squarehouse today,
Speaker 1: great savings. Every day. We're all having an argument in
Speaker 1: the studio because listen, Laura and I and I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid to say it, are free range farters.
Speaker 2: This has come up a few times, this farting conversation.
Speaker 2: It's not the first time it's happened. You both think
Speaker 2: it is wildly okay to let one rip in front
Speaker 2: of your loved ones, And.
Speaker 3: I totally fine, of course it is. If that ever
Speaker 3: happens to me, I'm very ill and it's.
Speaker 2: Popped out on its own, or or I'm possibly dying.
Speaker 4: You're asleep sometimes sometimes when a little wiz pop will
Speaker 4: fall out and it's a free for all.
Speaker 1: So, Britt, why what are you against? You against the
Speaker 1: actual embarrassment of it, the fart of it all? Like
Speaker 1: what scares you about it?
Speaker 2: If you've got a fart on your partner, you are
Speaker 2: essentially loading up a gun and shooting poop particles on them.
Speaker 2: That's what it is, raining them.
Speaker 3: With hoop particles.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been with my partner ben own pretty
Speaker 2: new only like seven months, and we are long distance,
Speaker 2: so he can't see it down the phone, which is great,
Speaker 2: but I will not find in front of him, and
Speaker 2: he will not do it in front of a ount
Speaker 2: of respect.
Speaker 4: But what if Ben did just say, you don't want to,
Speaker 4: but you don't control his body autonomy. What if he
Speaker 4: decided that he'd had enough and he needed to let
Speaker 4: them run free in the world.
Speaker 2: I have told him that there's all different parts of
Speaker 2: a relationship, right that turn a partner off. Everyone has
Speaker 2: an ick, and it's fine. I know there's a lot
Speaker 2: of people out there that think fluffing's cute. That's great,
Speaker 2: but I personally don't. It is a turn off for me.
Speaker 2: So if I've told my partner that and they choose
Speaker 2: to ignore that, that's on them.
Speaker 3: If I get turned off at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: like that's.
Speaker 2: Just my little personal ick. Everyone doesn't have to be
Speaker 2: on board with it. Am I gonna break up with
Speaker 2: them if they accidentally drop a bomb?
Speaker 1: Knoll?
Speaker 4: For what if he continued to deliberately do it against you,
Speaker 4: You're saying that you would become unattracted to him and
Speaker 4: then maybe not want to be with him anymore.
Speaker 3: I would worry that that would be the case. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's so extreme. It's also did I mention the.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. Let's see what the opinion
Speaker 1: of Australia is high step to fart or not to fart?
Speaker 1: That is a question?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not yes day kay?
Speaker 3: Sorry? How long have you been in a relationship for.
Speaker 5: I'm not currently in a relationship, but my longest relationship
Speaker 5: has been about four years.
Speaker 4: So you've spent four years of no farting. God, you
Speaker 4: must have had some stomach cramps.
Speaker 5: I just don't feel the need and if I did,
Speaker 5: then I would go to the bathroom. I just that
Speaker 5: is a line I will never cross.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're lying in bed with your beautiful partner
Speaker 1: and you feel it. It travels from your tummy down the
Speaker 1: small intestine into the butt cavity.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You suck it back up? Like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: You get up and what you.
Speaker 1: Go to walk in pantry step?
Speaker 2: You don't have to go and do it on the
Speaker 2: food mits. Why are we in the pantry steph?
Speaker 3: What would you do? You're in bed?
Speaker 2: You need to whiz pop.
Speaker 5: If there, if they were asleep, I would I probably
Speaker 5: would if they were awake, I would go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what I'm understanding is that is that you
Speaker 4: guys have no issue with your partner actually breathing in
Speaker 4: the smell. You just don't want them to hear the sound.
Speaker 4: That's what it is. If you'll do it when they're asleep,
Speaker 4: then you're like whatever.
Speaker 2: Mind don't really smell. I'm mind of like super cute.
Speaker 1: And oh, I have been in a room when you fared.
Speaker 1: I went home, but I was out in.
Speaker 3: The car talking. You heard me.
Speaker 4: I have actually bridged it in front of me on purpose,
Speaker 4: and it was not as far.
Speaker 1: Hi, Toby, to fart or not to fart? Tobes and
Speaker 1: let me tell you, are you in the happiest relationship
Speaker 1: you've ever been in? Toby? Of course he is, because
Speaker 1: he farts.
Speaker 4: I can hear crows in the back. Here's the aussiest
Speaker 4: guy that's ever been on the show.
Speaker 1: I know absolutely, final call. This will make or break it, Kylie,
Speaker 1: to fart or not to fart in front of your partner?
Speaker 1: What be the question?
Speaker 5: Well for me, but my mom. She has spent thirty
Speaker 5: years with my dad and never has in front of
Speaker 5: him at all.
Speaker 3: My parents.
Speaker 2: My parents have been married for forty six years and
Speaker 2: neither of them have ever intentionally let one go in
Speaker 2: front of each other. And I applaud that either my.
Speaker 5: Dad does is a good time, and then my mom doesn't.
Speaker 3: And does your mom not think it's gross? She always like.
Speaker 5: Ew, yeah, she tells him off. Yeah, And he still
Speaker 5: believes that she can't. He physically can't do it.
Speaker 3: But I think it's an imbalance of power in that relationship.
Speaker 2: In my relationship, Ben respects. I'm sure he wants to
Speaker 2: let them rip, but he respects that I don't like it,
Speaker 2: and he will always leave the room and I know
Speaker 2: he's going to do it because he's like, ducks out
Speaker 2: for no reason.
Speaker 3: I was like, did you just go and let one?
Speaker 4: He's like, you had to, couldn't in front of your
Speaker 4: poor partners stomach pain.
Speaker 1: Ben wants to do it in front of you. He's
Speaker 1: just terrified. Sorry, that's the truth.
Speaker 3: Now, It's called respect, all right.
Speaker 1: Next on the show, Romances are on the Rise for
Speaker 1: a very good reason.
Speaker 3: All about that. Next at the pickup, Smelli Laa