WEBVTT - #29: Abbie Chatfield's Bizzare "Talent" 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:03.080 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.120 It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:09.120 canisters known as names to get hide. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.480 Some things more since than the others. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.880 Something everything for you. I've got my career on hold. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.200 I could have been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.200 Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. This is leadership. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:27.240 Well good. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.440 Just still a black. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:32.159 Couple of riches. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.160 Should one of us be Mitch and the other Mitchell? 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.479 Just to make things easier, You're Mitch. I only call 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:37.760 you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:39.080 You always call me Mitchell. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.560 Oh no, he is Mitch. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.680 Julie and Mitchell. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:48.479 Kou good a guys. Welcome with the show grounds. Peter Jenner, 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:49.319 how are you. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:50.080 I'm very well. 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:51.440 We're one Mitch down this week. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.080 Notice came true. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.280 You don't mean that, Yes I do. I'm worried that 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.840 because he's not here. He's usually the one you make 0:00:58.880 --> 0:00:59.880 fun of. You're not going to turn on me. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:01.360 Maybe we'll see. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.040 I've got a couple of other people in the room 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:04.800 right now that you could bully if you'd like to. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.920 Because obviously he's not here. He'll be back next week 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.119 for episode thirty. But fortunately I do happen to host 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.080 another podcast, so it was quite easy for me to 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:17.160 drag my Schnitty Committee co hosts in here. So Aichlyn 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:18.959 and Talisha welcome to Is It Just Me? 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:19.720 Hello? 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.039 I thought it was called is It just Mitch? 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.720 No, you're wrong again. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.280 Yeah, look, Jenna, if you're going to bully anyone, let's 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.880 just gang up on the minority over there. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.080 I agree, don't try it with me. I'm no, Mitch Churill, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.000 I will fight back. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.400 Do not direct that over this way? 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:37.080 Can I say? It was actually quite hard to convince 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.119 these two to come and do this show because Schnitty 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.800 Committee is only a monthly podcast. That's more than enough 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.560 Mitchell kombs than anyone needs in their life, really, once 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:45.880 a month. 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:48.920 Definitely hungry already, how do you do a podcast that 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.040 doesn't involve eating? 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.040 I know, well, last time to wave you hungry. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.120 But when we dragged you in here for a guest 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.880 segment and I kept getting angry at you because you 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.800 were gnoring on Eminem's the whole time. Yeah, we didn't 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.280 even put out any snacks this time, so for that 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:05.520 precise reason it was so growth here. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:07.760 Well, I'm not coming back. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.480 I don't blame you anyway. If this is your first 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.680 time listening to Is It Just Me? We kick off 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.200 each week with an is It just Me? 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:15.600 Each? 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:19.080 It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Usually 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.919 Mitch and I do one each. Obviously he's not here, 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.079 and so I've decided we'll do things completely differently. I'm 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.679 also going to sit this one out, and so I'm 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:31.960 going to be clearing the runway for wigems as in 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:35.320 women's gyens only in gym. Obviously Is It just Me? 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.799 Does that mean that I'm going to finally be able 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:39.240 to do one? 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:43.120 That's right, you're going to stay. Mitch and I do 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.160 one each, and we don't actually know why Jenn is here? 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.600 What is this rancid show? 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.240 So you've both got a widgem each, a woman's. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.919 Yep, excellently asked to prepare one, So we're. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.040 Going to get one from you three. And also we've 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.079 got a guest joining us who's going to bring a 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:00.959 guest gem. So her name's Abby Chatfield. You might know 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.119 her from her own podcast it's called It's a Lot, 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.400 or you might know her from the TV. She was 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:07.680 on The Bachelor last year. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.440 If you also did not watch The Bachelor, you might 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:16.920 have just seen her as a viral meme floating the internet. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.880 Someone was introduced as an astrophysicist and she said, Hi, 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.000 I'm a Gemini. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:26.440 I did not realize that, so I love her Gemini. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.840 So she's good saying yes. She was a very popular 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.000 contestant on the Bachelor last year, which is why she's 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.280 going to be on Bachelor in Paradise on Channel ten. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.400 Later in Okay, go on, let's not piss around though. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.560 Let's just get her on now, should we? 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.320 Yeah, bring in the Gemini, I mean, then heard her 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:46.160 singing it's a lot, isn't it? 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.360 Here she is a Chadfield welcome to if it just 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:54.640 me your face after that opener, that was. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.160 Wow, Okay, what corner of your brain did that come from? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.880 I'm not sure if the zoo is breaking up, but 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.760 pretty sure what you said was you wanted an no care, No. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.960 It's a lot, isn't it. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.280 I hate hearing my voice so fucking much. I've had 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.120 to get an edit of my podcast because I hate 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.680 hearing my gross like, it's a lot, isn't it shut 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.400 ha me on me. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.040 So your podcast it's a lot. How long have you 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:20.600 been doing that? 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:24.800 I'm up turning the episode twelve like only like it's 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.640 a baby podcast, like so it was like three months. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.720 I do one a week. It kind of was an 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:33.440 accident that I started it though, Like I I this 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.120 was I think I was just like a bit kooky 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.440 one night on Instagram, Like you know, sometimes I don't 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:39.800 know if you guys follow me, but sometimes I get 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:40.800 a bit weird on Instagram. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:42.080 No, yeah, I've noticed. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.680 It's No, it's like manic. I think it's a lot thing. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:49.560 It's a lot so on brand. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:50.640 No. 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.800 But then I just kind of like was like, oh, guys, 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.520 because people were like you just had a podcast, and 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.800 I was like, okay, fine, And I thought it would 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:01.839 be really easy because as you guys know, I've listened 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.839 to many podcasts in my time, including Not My Cup 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:05.440 of Tea. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.920 Our old show Mitch is in Here. Yeah, the other 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:10.680 Mitch doesn't like the old show being brought up. It's 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.640 like he's like the scorned X oh that's so upsetting. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.839 I mean I got I like, I did a stupid 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.560 Instagram poll and I was like, should I have on 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.720 a podcast, and then I fucking were Everyone's like yes, 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.200 and I was like, oh God. Then I say, up 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:29.200 till four am drawing the podcast art. Did you try 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:29.440 all that? 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:30.320 Yeah? 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:34.279 On Adobe Illustrated guys. I know, graphic desize my passion. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.640 I just I was just fucking unwell. I know, I 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.640 just sometimes have these moments where I'm really unwell, and 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.599 I was I was like, hey, that's the podcast start, 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.480 and then like two months later, I was like, fuck 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:48.840 gott to release his shit. And I didn't realize like 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.440 how much like it drains you to record a podcast 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.320 and it sounds so I'm complaining about it, but it 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.159 actually ties me out. So I only got an editor 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.440 last week because, like we were saying, I can't stand 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.960 the fucking sound of my own voice. And it was 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.200 getting to a point where I was like editing the 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.719 podcast ten minutes before I had to upload it because 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.960 I was like, I can't listen to this bitch anymore. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.360 I live with her, I fucking see her in the 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.960 I live alone during quarantine. I fucking talk all fucking day. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:16.840 My job is talking, and then I have to listen 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.240 to myself talk. It's just especially solo episodes I'm like, 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.120 shut the fuck up, and I want to edit all 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.919 of it out. So actually that's my story with the podcast. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.120 Recently to one of the solo episodes and I was 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:30.160 like I could never do that. I could. I need 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:31.920 someone to bounce off. I was so impressed that you 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.279 were able to do this solo show and for something 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.320 that you apparently accidentally started. It's doing really well, right 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:38.359 it is. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:40.680 It's doing quite well. But I am very lucky obviously, 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.000 but a following, Like everyone's like, how did you make it? 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.000 And I'm like, ah, I told man I wanted to 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.240 fuck him on ushtron television. And then I got done 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.000 for the walk and then I got one hundred and 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.400 forty thousand followers, like like, it's going well, but like 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.600 I also, I am very lucky to have like a 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:56.479 following already. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.360 Can I tell you that When Talsia told me, do 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.760 you realize that someone from the Bachelor listens to our podcast? 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.240 As in not my co tea? I was like what really? 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.479 And then I was like which one? And she told 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.640 me that it was you and I was like, oh, okay, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.920 the one that was blood of dry humping mad on 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.240 the beach. Of course that Lucy Unit listens to our show. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:15.640 I'm so that makes sense now. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.600 Yeah, proud of her, we support her. How do you vote? 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.239 Oh my god, our horny queen. Wouldn't that be beautiful? 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.240 If you could text it and with me, I would 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:26.720 have I would have lost miserably. I would have been 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.680 gone the fucking third week if that was true. Actually 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:30.440 hated me, that's all right. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.800 We were talking as well about that joke you made 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.480 with the I'm an astrophysicist, I'm a Gemini. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.440 Don't fucking bring it up. It actually makes me want 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.560 to die because the stupid Americans only got a hold 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.800 of it again. The bloody Yanks only got a hold 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.080 of it like a few months ago, and it was 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:45.760 going viral again, and it was like on all my 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.600 meme feeds, and I was like commenting, being like this 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.440 is please don't ever like what a fucking idiot, And 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.000 then like everyone's doing the classic comment of like our 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.920 geminis don't claim her, and I'm like, shut the fuck up. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.080 I came second, suck my. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.680 Dip, my American. It just recently res send it to me. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.040 But they were like loving it because my friends are Gemini, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.360 and she was like, who is this queen from your country? 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.720 And I wasn't. Let me tell you, actually is so funny. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.880 I actually have a Gemini mug and keep cup with 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:16.160 me right now, like I'm even an astrophysicist, free astrophysicists 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:24.400 astrology fuck fuck fuck fuck no, I'm just honestly, guys, 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:27.400 let's let's move on because I'm talking about this fucking joke. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.320 Look, I did mention to you that we were doing 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.560 with gems this week that is women's only. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:33.599 Is it just me? 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.839 So I'm hoping you've come prepared with one? Would you 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:36.600 like to kick it off? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:37.120 Yes? 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.400 Okay, all right, here we go. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:41.520 Is it just me? 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.040 Do you guys like kind of not want isolation to end? 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:48.079 Yes? 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.559 Are you a little bit anxious about getting back into 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:51.679 real the will word? 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.280 Absolutely, it's too soon. I'm anxious as fuck. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.559 I'm anxious as fuck. So I live alone and I've 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.559 lived a lone. I've only loans is the start of quarantine, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:04.719 so I've kind of got Oh no, I know, but 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.959 I actually love being alone because like, my job is 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.080 talking shit and I like sometimes just need to shut 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.959 up and being alone. So it's been good. It's been 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.520 good living alone, and like my friends all live a 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.360 block away from meet in Queens, and it's been pretty 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:22.760 chill to be honest with restrictions. But I am like, 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:27.960 I fucking hate going out, like like I hate going 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.880 to clubs. Yeah, I hate going to like bars. I 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:35.200 fucking hate it. And my friends, like our entire friendship. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.559 I've been like I'd rather have wines at home, and 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.200 now they're forced to do that. And now they're forced 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.240 to just like come to my house and I'm like, oh, 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:48.120 like that sucks bugs, But I'm like yeah, I'm like, oh, guys, anyway, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.079 I've made a full, like taco meal for everyone. I've 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.800 got like a cheeseboard for eight people. I'm like being 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.880 like a hostess of the Moses, and I'm like, guys, 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.559 I don't want I don't want to go back. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.040 I think it's one of those things that I I 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.360 just want, I want what I can't have, because when 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.400 I was at first, I was like all I want 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:08.080 to do is go to puffed Off and like get legless. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.439 But now that we're starting to be allowed to go 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.240 back out, I'm like, nah, too soon. I'm just I'm isolating. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.040 I'm gonna hide under my bed. It's just not happening. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.360 Yeah, no, I just feel like I don't want to 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:18.880 talk to anyone. I don't want to be forced into 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.599 an environment. I also am like the thought of like, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.640 I mean, I hate going out because people talk to 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:28.000 me that like know me from the show. So I 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.599 get like and like they're lovely. But then I get like, 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.640 my friends get really annoyed at me because it's like, 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.120 why are you talking to fans? I'm like, because if 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.760 I'm a cunt, they're going to be like, oh, the 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.840 edit was true, she is a cunt. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.240 Yeah, you're one of those bloble that has daily mail 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.360 right articles about your every move. In fact, let me 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.080 just ask a question to you ladies over here, Yes, ma'am, 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:50.000 in your jobs as entertainment writers, have you or have 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.440 you not ever written some sort of clickbait headline about 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:53.240 our abby here. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.120 About no Mitch have you? 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:55.599 Is that? 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.480 Why have you done a clickbait headline or something? I 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.920 mean about me trying you're trying to ease some girl. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:04.880 Yes, so I remember when you came on Kyle and Jackie, 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.920 oh who I work for? Kyle accidentally made you cry? 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.360 I just embellished. What really happened? I was like Abby 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.040 breaks down on air talking to Kyle and give it 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:14.840 a little stop. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.480 It's fine. I cry all the time. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:19.160 No. 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.480 I cried the whole season of The Bachelor, like it 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.520 was a point where they had to stop interviews. Sometimes 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.600 I was scream crying. I was like on the floor, 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.559 like now everyone's like, okay, we can't understand what the 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:32.040 fucking's saying. But also Kyle, Kyle also described to me 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:36.960 the first time at Chelsea and Matt had fucked in details. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:37.640 Is that true? 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.480 Yes, Oh my god. No, he wasn't being mean. He 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.360 was just being Kyle Sandlins right. Like It's like like 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:46.320 he wasn't being like, oh, I'm going to get her 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.800 to cry. But I had just I've been up since 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.840 four am doing media, and it was like, I think 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.040 what time would have been like by then? 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.960 Nine yeah, eight thirty nine am, so like five into. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.000 Interviews and I'm sitting at the front of Nova about 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.839 to go in and he describes that to me and 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.920 I like cried, like he's like, how could you still 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:05.920 like the bloke when you know that they've fucked on 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:11.200 the couch. I was like, Kyle, I didn't know that. Obviously, 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.840 I wasn't in the room anyway, and then I went 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.520 up to I went up to Nova and up to Nova, 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.319 and then I fucking saw them and cried. The same 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.520 day that was within at I was out the front. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.959 I was sitting at the front on a bench like 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.760 at the coffee shop at Nova, and then walked upstairs. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.640 And then they were there, and I was like, oh 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:33.040 my god, I like someone who's quite happy to admit 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.800 that they're a bit of a cry like yourself. I 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.680 actually saw a tweet earlier because Ariana Grande and Lady 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:41.160 Gaga song just came out. Ariana writes, Oh, Lady Gaga 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.320 is someone who cries as much as I do, drinks 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.160 as much wine as I do, eat as much past 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.480 as I do. We got to express how beautiful and 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.920 healing it is to motherfucking cry. And I'm thinking, I 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.120 never cry, especially in front of other people. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.600 Really, yeah, I cry once a year. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.439 Wow the tits guys, No, Like I was. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.400 I rewatch The Bachelor, like I was doing like reactions 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.400 on my stories the other day, another manic thing that 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:09.120 I did my stories and I and I was watching 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.600 it and I watched my intro to Matt and even 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.480 though it's so bad, and I look like I'm on 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.280 copious amounts of cocaine for some reason, I look like 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.880 I'm drugged up. I I literally want this. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:20.400 Hello. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:23.800 I cried. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.800 I cried watching it and was like, oh, this is 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:29.439 such a beautiful moment. I was like, oh my god. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.240 That's when I met Matthew and then realized it dapt 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.600 me on a rock, so then it quickly. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.439 Kay, sorry, you just mentioned being on coby as the 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.800 amounts of coke, and you just reminded me that I 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:43.000 forgot to do something vitally important at the start of 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.040 the show when we first got you on. So Ashlan 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.200 and I have been working on something that we're hoping 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.520 to get you to contribute to her. Right. So it's 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.439 the list of things better than drugs and dick. It's 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:56.079 essentially a psa that yes, sex can be great, it 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.559 can be wonderful, but it's not your whole life. It's 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:00.839 not the best thing in the world. A reminder to 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.040 appreciate the small things. I'll just bring up the list 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.880 so you don't have to think of your answer now. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.360 You can think of it now or you can let 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.640 us know later. I'll just plant that seed for you. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.760 Where is the bloody list. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.840 Well, I can remember a few cool a nice cool breeze. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:17.760 Yeah, A beautiful pizza, not an ordinary pizza, A beautiful. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.880 Patzatter than drugs and Dick, A good book smell better 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.200 than drugs and better than drugs and Dick, apples with 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:22.640 a good. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:25.840 Crunch, a good quality fruit, cutting knife, all these things 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:30.080 better than like, Oh, yeah, you're right. So every time 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:31.760 we have a guest on this podcast, I like to 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:33.720 ask them what they think is better than drugs and Dick. 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.880 So I'll leave that with you. If you've got something 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:36.960 on your mind, now, let me know. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:39.720 It might take a little while for me to think 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.760 of something that's better than drugs and Dick. Is it 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:45.120 drugs and Dick combined drugs and or Dick? Okay, so 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:46.920 it's not better than drugs and dicks, more than drugs 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.040 and also better than Dick. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:49.440 Yes, yes, so not like. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.280 At the same I'm not sure there is anything that exists. Yeah, 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:57.240 I'm not sure if there's anything above that on the pyramid. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.720 You know how to do like, you know, like hierarchies. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.080 It's like drugs and Dick hierarchy, like different kinds of 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.880 different drugs. You should do that rug. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.080 Lying to ourselves. I'm like, oh, yeah, a cool breeze 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.800 is better than drugs. And if someone's going to come 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.480 up to me and go, hey, you can never smoke 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.040 weed for the rest of your life, but here's a 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.440 cool breeze, I'm kidding myself. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.160 Listening to us on Spotify pitch follows so you don't 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.840 miss a second of this bullshit. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.240 It's like when you're in bed and you can hear 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.880 a mosquito up near your blonds lions bliands keep the 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:30.840 sun out in your bedroom. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.160 It's one syllable blind. You're like, lions blians. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.560 Can you hear a second syllable blians? 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.200 No, there's only one syllable blind. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.520 I'm doing one syllable blians. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.440 Have you always said it lions? Oh no, I really don't. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.560 Miand Sir, I'm your surgeon. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.600 You've broken your spy. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.560 And my what I parked illegally? I hope I don't 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:51.160 get a big in. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.440 You're listening to Is it just me a podcast by 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:56.600 a couple of images. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.080 Yeah, so that big idiot Mitch will be back for 0:15:59.160 --> 0:15:59.840 episode thirty. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:04.160 Unfortunately, shut up, he's so stupid. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.800 We're doing women's gyms only in the meantime, Jenna, have 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.920 you got something better than that? That was good gear 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:12.760 if you ask me. But anyway, who wants to go next? 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.160 I'll give it a crack read. I've been sitting on 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:16.840 it for a while. 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.280 Yeah, all right, here we go. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:26.360 Is it just me? Were your parents way too intense 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.440 on like Christmas or whatever? You got a new electronic? 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.800 About chopping up the box before you sar it out? 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.840 Like if someone, if you like, got a new TV. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.840 You couldn't just put the box out with the recycling. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.360 You needed to chop it up lest someone see the 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.600 new television you've got and break into your home and 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:44.000 steal it. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:47.200 It's just you. I think it literally is just you. 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:47.680 No. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.040 So, Actually, and I were hanging out with some friends 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.400 and they were all fellow city people. Me being the 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:56.920 country kid, I've never heard of chopping up the box intruders. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.880 A Sydney in a West thing. Apparently it was too 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.360 wild out here. You can't own a television without someone 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.720 trying to steal it. Because me and Mitchell recently just 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:08.119 bought scooters together, matching ones, we look very cool. I 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.280 said we should chop up the box or someone will 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:11.800