Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking
Speaker 2: canisters known as names to get hide.
Speaker 3: Some things more since than the others.
Speaker 4: Something everything for you. I've got my career on hold.
Speaker 5: I could have been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 3: Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. This is leadership.
Speaker 3: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 3: Well good.
Speaker 1: Just still a black.
Speaker 3: Couple of riches.
Speaker 5: Should one of us be Mitch and the other Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Just to make things easier, You're Mitch. I only call
Speaker 3: you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 1: You always call me Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 1: Julie and Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Kou good a guys. Welcome with the show grounds. Peter Jenner,
Speaker 3: how are you.
Speaker 5: I'm very well.
Speaker 3: We're one Mitch down this week.
Speaker 6: Notice came true.
Speaker 3: You don't mean that, Yes I do. I'm worried that
Speaker 3: because he's not here. He's usually the one you make
Speaker 3: fun of. You're not going to turn on me.
Speaker 6: Maybe we'll see.
Speaker 3: I've got a couple of other people in the room
Speaker 3: right now that you could bully if you'd like to.
Speaker 3: Because obviously he's not here. He'll be back next week
Speaker 3: for episode thirty. But fortunately I do happen to host
Speaker 3: another podcast, so it was quite easy for me to
Speaker 3: drag my Schnitty Committee co hosts in here. So Aichlyn
Speaker 3: and Talisha welcome to Is It Just Me?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 5: I thought it was called is It just Mitch?
Speaker 3: No, you're wrong again.
Speaker 7: Yeah, look, Jenna, if you're going to bully anyone, let's
Speaker 7: just gang up on the minority over there.
Speaker 5: I agree, don't try it with me. I'm no, Mitch Churill,
Speaker 5: I will fight back.
Speaker 1: Do not direct that over this way?
Speaker 3: Can I say? It was actually quite hard to convince
Speaker 3: these two to come and do this show because Schnitty
Speaker 3: Committee is only a monthly podcast. That's more than enough
Speaker 3: Mitchell kombs than anyone needs in their life, really, once
Speaker 3: a month.
Speaker 5: Definitely hungry already, how do you do a podcast that
Speaker 5: doesn't involve eating?
Speaker 1: I know, well, last time to wave you hungry.
Speaker 3: But when we dragged you in here for a guest
Speaker 3: segment and I kept getting angry at you because you
Speaker 3: were gnoring on Eminem's the whole time. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 3: even put out any snacks this time, so for that
Speaker 3: precise reason it was so growth here.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not coming back.
Speaker 3: I don't blame you anyway. If this is your first
Speaker 3: time listening to Is It Just Me? We kick off
Speaker 3: each week with an is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Each?
Speaker 3: It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Usually
Speaker 3: Mitch and I do one each. Obviously he's not here,
Speaker 3: and so I've decided we'll do things completely differently. I'm
Speaker 3: also going to sit this one out, and so I'm
Speaker 3: going to be clearing the runway for wigems as in
Speaker 3: women's gyens only in gym. Obviously Is It just Me?
Speaker 5: Does that mean that I'm going to finally be able
Speaker 5: to do one?
Speaker 3: That's right, you're going to stay. Mitch and I do
Speaker 3: one each, and we don't actually know why Jenn is here?
Speaker 1: What is this rancid show?
Speaker 3: So you've both got a widgem each, a woman's.
Speaker 6: Yep, excellently asked to prepare one, So we're.
Speaker 3: Going to get one from you three. And also we've
Speaker 3: got a guest joining us who's going to bring a
Speaker 3: guest gem. So her name's Abby Chatfield. You might know
Speaker 3: her from her own podcast it's called It's a Lot,
Speaker 3: or you might know her from the TV. She was
Speaker 3: on The Bachelor last year.
Speaker 7: If you also did not watch The Bachelor, you might
Speaker 7: have just seen her as a viral meme floating the internet.
Speaker 7: Someone was introduced as an astrophysicist and she said, Hi,
Speaker 7: I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 5: I did not realize that, so I love her Gemini.
Speaker 3: So she's good saying yes. She was a very popular
Speaker 3: contestant on the Bachelor last year, which is why she's
Speaker 3: going to be on Bachelor in Paradise on Channel ten.
Speaker 3: Later in Okay, go on, let's not piss around though.
Speaker 3: Let's just get her on now, should we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring in the Gemini, I mean, then heard her
Speaker 1: singing it's a lot, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Here she is a Chadfield welcome to if it just
Speaker 3: me your face after that opener, that was.
Speaker 6: Wow, Okay, what corner of your brain did that come from?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if the zoo is breaking up, but
Speaker 3: pretty sure what you said was you wanted an no care, No.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I hate hearing my voice so fucking much. I've had
Speaker 6: to get an edit of my podcast because I hate
Speaker 6: hearing my gross like, it's a lot, isn't it shut
Speaker 6: ha me on me.
Speaker 3: So your podcast it's a lot. How long have you
Speaker 3: been doing that?
Speaker 6: I'm up turning the episode twelve like only like it's
Speaker 6: a baby podcast, like so it was like three months.
Speaker 6: I do one a week. It kind of was an
Speaker 6: accident that I started it though, Like I I this
Speaker 6: was I think I was just like a bit kooky
Speaker 6: one night on Instagram, Like you know, sometimes I don't
Speaker 6: know if you guys follow me, but sometimes I get
Speaker 6: a bit weird on Instagram.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I've noticed.
Speaker 6: It's No, it's like manic. I think it's a lot thing.
Speaker 6: It's a lot so on brand.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 6: But then I just kind of like was like, oh, guys,
Speaker 6: because people were like you just had a podcast, and
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, fine, And I thought it would
Speaker 6: be really easy because as you guys know, I've listened
Speaker 6: to many podcasts in my time, including Not My Cup
Speaker 6: of Tea.
Speaker 3: Our old show Mitch is in Here. Yeah, the other
Speaker 3: Mitch doesn't like the old show being brought up. It's
Speaker 3: like he's like the scorned X oh that's so upsetting.
Speaker 6: I mean I got I like, I did a stupid
Speaker 6: Instagram poll and I was like, should I have on
Speaker 6: a podcast, and then I fucking were Everyone's like yes,
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh God. Then I say, up
Speaker 6: till four am drawing the podcast art. Did you try
Speaker 6: all that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: On Adobe Illustrated guys. I know, graphic desize my passion.
Speaker 6: I just I was just fucking unwell. I know, I
Speaker 6: just sometimes have these moments where I'm really unwell, and
Speaker 6: I was I was like, hey, that's the podcast start,
Speaker 6: and then like two months later, I was like, fuck
Speaker 6: gott to release his shit. And I didn't realize like
Speaker 6: how much like it drains you to record a podcast
Speaker 6: and it sounds so I'm complaining about it, but it
Speaker 6: actually ties me out. So I only got an editor
Speaker 6: last week because, like we were saying, I can't stand
Speaker 6: the fucking sound of my own voice. And it was
Speaker 6: getting to a point where I was like editing the
Speaker 6: podcast ten minutes before I had to upload it because
Speaker 6: I was like, I can't listen to this bitch anymore.
Speaker 6: I live with her, I fucking see her in the
Speaker 6: I live alone during quarantine. I fucking talk all fucking day.
Speaker 6: My job is talking, and then I have to listen
Speaker 6: to myself talk. It's just especially solo episodes I'm like,
Speaker 6: shut the fuck up, and I want to edit all
Speaker 6: of it out. So actually that's my story with the podcast.
Speaker 3: Recently to one of the solo episodes and I was
Speaker 3: like I could never do that. I could. I need
Speaker 3: someone to bounce off. I was so impressed that you
Speaker 3: were able to do this solo show and for something
Speaker 3: that you apparently accidentally started. It's doing really well, right
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 6: It's doing quite well. But I am very lucky obviously,
Speaker 6: but a following, Like everyone's like, how did you make it?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, ah, I told man I wanted to
Speaker 6: fuck him on ushtron television. And then I got done
Speaker 6: for the walk and then I got one hundred and
Speaker 6: forty thousand followers, like like, it's going well, but like
Speaker 6: I also, I am very lucky to have like a
Speaker 6: following already.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you that When Talsia told me, do
Speaker 3: you realize that someone from the Bachelor listens to our podcast?
Speaker 3: As in not my co tea? I was like what really?
Speaker 3: And then I was like which one? And she told
Speaker 3: me that it was you and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: the one that was blood of dry humping mad on
Speaker 3: the beach. Of course that Lucy Unit listens to our show.
Speaker 3: I'm so that makes sense now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, proud of her, we support her. How do you vote?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, our horny queen. Wouldn't that be beautiful?
Speaker 6: If you could text it and with me, I would
Speaker 6: have I would have lost miserably. I would have been
Speaker 6: gone the fucking third week if that was true. Actually
Speaker 6: hated me, that's all right.
Speaker 3: We were talking as well about that joke you made
Speaker 3: with the I'm an astrophysicist, I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 6: Don't fucking bring it up. It actually makes me want
Speaker 6: to die because the stupid Americans only got a hold
Speaker 6: of it again. The bloody Yanks only got a hold
Speaker 6: of it like a few months ago, and it was
Speaker 6: going viral again, and it was like on all my
Speaker 6: meme feeds, and I was like commenting, being like this
Speaker 6: is please don't ever like what a fucking idiot, And
Speaker 6: then like everyone's doing the classic comment of like our
Speaker 6: geminis don't claim her, and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6: I came second, suck my.
Speaker 5: Dip, my American. It just recently res send it to me.
Speaker 5: But they were like loving it because my friends are Gemini,
Speaker 5: and she was like, who is this queen from your country?
Speaker 6: And I wasn't. Let me tell you, actually is so funny.
Speaker 6: I actually have a Gemini mug and keep cup with
Speaker 6: me right now, like I'm even an astrophysicist, free astrophysicists
Speaker 6: astrology fuck fuck fuck fuck no, I'm just honestly, guys,
Speaker 6: let's let's move on because I'm talking about this fucking joke.
Speaker 3: Look, I did mention to you that we were doing
Speaker 3: with gems this week that is women's only.
Speaker 9: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: So I'm hoping you've come prepared with one? Would you
Speaker 3: like to kick it off?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you guys like kind of not want isolation to end?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Are you a little bit anxious about getting back into
Speaker 6: real the will word?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's too soon. I'm anxious as fuck.
Speaker 6: I'm anxious as fuck. So I live alone and I've
Speaker 6: lived a lone. I've only loans is the start of quarantine,
Speaker 6: so I've kind of got Oh no, I know, but
Speaker 6: I actually love being alone because like, my job is
Speaker 6: talking shit and I like sometimes just need to shut
Speaker 6: up and being alone. So it's been good. It's been
Speaker 6: good living alone, and like my friends all live a
Speaker 6: block away from meet in Queens, and it's been pretty
Speaker 6: chill to be honest with restrictions. But I am like,
Speaker 6: I fucking hate going out, like like I hate going
Speaker 6: to clubs. Yeah, I hate going to like bars. I
Speaker 6: fucking hate it. And my friends, like our entire friendship.
Speaker 6: I've been like I'd rather have wines at home, and
Speaker 6: now they're forced to do that. And now they're forced
Speaker 6: to just like come to my house and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: like that sucks bugs, But I'm like yeah, I'm like, oh, guys, anyway,
Speaker 6: I've made a full, like taco meal for everyone. I've
Speaker 6: got like a cheeseboard for eight people. I'm like being
Speaker 6: like a hostess of the Moses, and I'm like, guys,
Speaker 6: I don't want I don't want to go back.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of those things that I I
Speaker 3: just want, I want what I can't have, because when
Speaker 3: I was at first, I was like all I want
Speaker 3: to do is go to puffed Off and like get legless.
Speaker 3: But now that we're starting to be allowed to go
Speaker 3: back out, I'm like, nah, too soon. I'm just I'm isolating.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hide under my bed. It's just not happening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I just feel like I don't want to
Speaker 6: talk to anyone. I don't want to be forced into
Speaker 6: an environment. I also am like the thought of like,
Speaker 6: I mean, I hate going out because people talk to
Speaker 6: me that like know me from the show. So I
Speaker 6: get like and like they're lovely. But then I get like,
Speaker 6: my friends get really annoyed at me because it's like,
Speaker 6: why are you talking to fans? I'm like, because if
Speaker 6: I'm a cunt, they're going to be like, oh, the
Speaker 6: edit was true, she is a cunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're one of those bloble that has daily mail
Speaker 3: right articles about your every move. In fact, let me
Speaker 3: just ask a question to you ladies over here, Yes, ma'am,
Speaker 3: in your jobs as entertainment writers, have you or have
Speaker 3: you not ever written some sort of clickbait headline about
Speaker 3: our abby here.
Speaker 6: About no Mitch have you?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 6: Why have you done a clickbait headline or something? I
Speaker 6: mean about me trying you're trying to ease some girl.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I remember when you came on Kyle and Jackie,
Speaker 3: oh who I work for? Kyle accidentally made you cry?
Speaker 3: I just embellished. What really happened? I was like Abby
Speaker 3: breaks down on air talking to Kyle and give it
Speaker 3: a little stop.
Speaker 6: It's fine. I cry all the time.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: I cried the whole season of The Bachelor, like it
Speaker 6: was a point where they had to stop interviews. Sometimes
Speaker 6: I was scream crying. I was like on the floor,
Speaker 6: like now everyone's like, okay, we can't understand what the
Speaker 6: fucking's saying. But also Kyle, Kyle also described to me
Speaker 6: the first time at Chelsea and Matt had fucked in details.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 6: Yes, Oh my god. No, he wasn't being mean. He
Speaker 6: was just being Kyle Sandlins right. Like It's like like
Speaker 6: he wasn't being like, oh, I'm going to get her
Speaker 6: to cry. But I had just I've been up since
Speaker 6: four am doing media, and it was like, I think
Speaker 6: what time would have been like by then?
Speaker 3: Nine yeah, eight thirty nine am, so like five into.
Speaker 6: Interviews and I'm sitting at the front of Nova about
Speaker 6: to go in and he describes that to me and
Speaker 6: I like cried, like he's like, how could you still
Speaker 6: like the bloke when you know that they've fucked on
Speaker 6: the couch. I was like, Kyle, I didn't know that. Obviously,
Speaker 6: I wasn't in the room anyway, and then I went
Speaker 6: up to I went up to Nova and up to Nova,
Speaker 6: and then I fucking saw them and cried. The same
Speaker 6: day that was within at I was out the front.
Speaker 6: I was sitting at the front on a bench like
Speaker 6: at the coffee shop at Nova, and then walked upstairs.
Speaker 3: And then they were there, and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I like someone who's quite happy to admit
Speaker 3: that they're a bit of a cry like yourself. I
Speaker 3: actually saw a tweet earlier because Ariana Grande and Lady
Speaker 3: Gaga song just came out. Ariana writes, Oh, Lady Gaga
Speaker 3: is someone who cries as much as I do, drinks
Speaker 3: as much wine as I do, eat as much past
Speaker 3: as I do. We got to express how beautiful and
Speaker 3: healing it is to motherfucking cry. And I'm thinking, I
Speaker 3: never cry, especially in front of other people.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I cry once a year.
Speaker 1: Wow the tits guys, No, Like I was.
Speaker 6: I rewatch The Bachelor, like I was doing like reactions
Speaker 6: on my stories the other day, another manic thing that
Speaker 6: I did my stories and I and I was watching
Speaker 6: it and I watched my intro to Matt and even
Speaker 6: though it's so bad, and I look like I'm on
Speaker 6: copious amounts of cocaine for some reason, I look like
Speaker 6: I'm drugged up. I I literally want this.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: I cried.
Speaker 6: I cried watching it and was like, oh, this is
Speaker 6: such a beautiful moment. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 6: That's when I met Matthew and then realized it dapt
Speaker 6: me on a rock, so then it quickly.
Speaker 3: Kay, sorry, you just mentioned being on coby as the
Speaker 3: amounts of coke, and you just reminded me that I
Speaker 3: forgot to do something vitally important at the start of
Speaker 3: the show when we first got you on. So Ashlan
Speaker 3: and I have been working on something that we're hoping
Speaker 3: to get you to contribute to her. Right. So it's
Speaker 3: the list of things better than drugs and dick. It's
Speaker 3: essentially a psa that yes, sex can be great, it
Speaker 3: can be wonderful, but it's not your whole life. It's
Speaker 3: not the best thing in the world. A reminder to
Speaker 3: appreciate the small things. I'll just bring up the list
Speaker 3: so you don't have to think of your answer now.
Speaker 3: You can think of it now or you can let
Speaker 3: us know later. I'll just plant that seed for you.
Speaker 3: Where is the bloody list.
Speaker 5: Well, I can remember a few cool a nice cool breeze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, A beautiful pizza, not an ordinary pizza, A beautiful.
Speaker 5: Patzatter than drugs and Dick, A good book smell better
Speaker 5: than drugs and better than drugs and Dick, apples with
Speaker 5: a good.
Speaker 3: Crunch, a good quality fruit, cutting knife, all these things
Speaker 3: better than like, Oh, yeah, you're right. So every time
Speaker 3: we have a guest on this podcast, I like to
Speaker 3: ask them what they think is better than drugs and Dick.
Speaker 3: So I'll leave that with you. If you've got something
Speaker 3: on your mind, now, let me know.
Speaker 6: It might take a little while for me to think
Speaker 6: of something that's better than drugs and Dick. Is it
Speaker 6: drugs and Dick combined drugs and or Dick? Okay, so
Speaker 6: it's not better than drugs and dicks, more than drugs
Speaker 6: and also better than Dick.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so not like.
Speaker 6: At the same I'm not sure there is anything that exists. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if there's anything above that on the pyramid.
Speaker 6: You know how to do like, you know, like hierarchies.
Speaker 6: It's like drugs and Dick hierarchy, like different kinds of
Speaker 6: different drugs. You should do that rug.
Speaker 5: Lying to ourselves. I'm like, oh, yeah, a cool breeze
Speaker 5: is better than drugs. And if someone's going to come
Speaker 5: up to me and go, hey, you can never smoke
Speaker 5: weed for the rest of your life, but here's a
Speaker 5: cool breeze, I'm kidding myself.
Speaker 3: Listening to us on Spotify pitch follows so you don't
Speaker 3: miss a second of this bullshit.
Speaker 6: It's like when you're in bed and you can hear
Speaker 6: a mosquito up near your blonds lions bliands keep the
Speaker 6: sun out in your bedroom.
Speaker 3: It's one syllable blind. You're like, lions blians.
Speaker 6: Can you hear a second syllable blians?
Speaker 3: No, there's only one syllable blind.
Speaker 5: I'm doing one syllable blians.
Speaker 3: Have you always said it lions? Oh no, I really don't.
Speaker 3: Miand Sir, I'm your surgeon.
Speaker 1: You've broken your spy.
Speaker 3: And my what I parked illegally? I hope I don't
Speaker 3: get a big in.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Is it just me a podcast by
Speaker 2: a couple of images.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that big idiot Mitch will be back for
Speaker 3: episode thirty.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, shut up, he's so stupid.
Speaker 3: We're doing women's gyms only in the meantime, Jenna, have
Speaker 3: you got something better than that? That was good gear
Speaker 3: if you ask me. But anyway, who wants to go next?
Speaker 5: I'll give it a crack read. I've been sitting on
Speaker 5: it for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me? Were your parents way too intense
Speaker 5: on like Christmas or whatever? You got a new electronic?
Speaker 5: About chopping up the box before you sar it out?
Speaker 5: Like if someone, if you like, got a new TV.
Speaker 5: You couldn't just put the box out with the recycling.
Speaker 5: You needed to chop it up lest someone see the
Speaker 5: new television you've got and break into your home and
Speaker 5: steal it.
Speaker 6: It's just you. I think it literally is just you.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: So, Actually, and I were hanging out with some friends
Speaker 3: and they were all fellow city people. Me being the
Speaker 3: country kid, I've never heard of chopping up the box intruders.
Speaker 5: A Sydney in a West thing. Apparently it was too
Speaker 5: wild out here. You can't own a television without someone
Speaker 5: trying to steal it. Because me and Mitchell recently just
Speaker 5: bought scooters together, matching ones, we look very cool. I
Speaker 5: said we should chop up the box or someone will
Speaker 5: try to steal your scooter.
Speaker 3: Like, why the fuck do I chop the box?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Because in a West mitchell this isn't Bogan Gate. If
Speaker 5: someone sees you've got something, they will try to take it.
Speaker 5: It's a dog eat dog world out here.
Speaker 3: You know, you make a good point. My parents warned
Speaker 3: me when I moved to Sydney that they had a
Speaker 3: total of three televisions stolen. I feel like in twenty twenty,
Speaker 3: there's so many other things i'd steal.
Speaker 1: Just quietly would steal a TV. I like, don't even
Speaker 1: have a TV that like plugs into the ground. I
Speaker 1: literally just have like an Apple TV screen.
Speaker 6: Why would I watch all TV? If I need to watch,
Speaker 6: I'll just screen cast it onto my screen.
Speaker 3: So you don't actually watch yourself on TV there, Abby,
Speaker 3: So you're not contributing to your own ratingpe I do?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding? I've watched The Butchelot I think six times.
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to analyze where it all went wrong.
Speaker 1: T play app I watched I watched my.
Speaker 6: Hometown last night and I was like, oh, you can
Speaker 6: see he doesn't like me there and his actually.
Speaker 7: Back to your little wigem. Yeah, I have never done that,
Speaker 7: but I do have a thing about chopping up my male.
Speaker 3: Or people can't see how much debt you're in here because.
Speaker 1: They're like they're like, oh fuck, who does this belong to?
Speaker 1: This is a bit of a nightmare, So chop my
Speaker 1: name off.
Speaker 5: I feel like you got I will say one time
Speaker 5: we didn't chop up the box, and our TV's got stolen.
Speaker 5: Really wow, and we probably deserved of being so boogie.
Speaker 5: We got two new plasma TVs when I was like
Speaker 5: twelve or something, and then we came home like three
Speaker 5: days later and someone had punched in our front doors window,
Speaker 5: like reached in, undid the lock and ripped them off
Speaker 5: the wall.
Speaker 6: Jok. And your parents slow sew that up so they
Speaker 6: could be proven right, so they were like, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. And then and your
Speaker 6: dad just like, but that's why we.
Speaker 1: Chop up the box. Probably did do that.
Speaker 5: He is an insane man.
Speaker 3: I actually think it would it would take me learning
Speaker 3: the hard way to start chopping up the box, because like,
Speaker 3: I've never been broken into touchwood. So I feel like
Speaker 3: I don't live in fear of burglars. Have you guys
Speaker 3: have been broken into either I'm taking it well.
Speaker 7: No, And I lived in like a not I wasn't
Speaker 7: as rural as you, but I did live in like
Speaker 7: a town, not the city or whatever. We don't live
Speaker 7: there anymore, but like we never carry a key, Like
Speaker 7: I didn't have a key for years, And the back
Speaker 7: door was always wide fucking open, and the front door
Speaker 7: was always like a little ajar.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and we never ever I.
Speaker 5: Could sleep in your house, I was saying earlier when
Speaker 5: I was a kid, and like someone would knock on
Speaker 5: the door and do that, who is it? If someone
Speaker 5: didn't reply, my entire body would go cold, and I'd
Speaker 5: be like, I'm about to get murdered. No, they didn't
Speaker 5: say who they were, so they're clearly planning on killing me.
Speaker 5: And especially if it was at night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, n tonight's nice.
Speaker 5: Here, my little shrill eleven year old voice, gag here
Speaker 5: is it actually?
Speaker 3: Jenna? You live alone, just like Abbey?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Do you ever get scared at nights? In particular if
Speaker 3: you hear like a creek or something. Oh shit, someone's
Speaker 3: coming for me.
Speaker 1: Yep, as soon as I.
Speaker 2: As soon as I go to bed, right, I hear
Speaker 2: creaks outside because I always close my bedroom door, and
Speaker 2: I hear creeks all the time.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, yep, someone's in here.
Speaker 1: That's a fairly new building, even though it can't be
Speaker 1: that haunted.
Speaker 6: Well, I live in guys, I live in a old
Speaker 6: so in Brisbane. Have you guys been to Brisneyland?
Speaker 3: I do love it, actually, I've been there.
Speaker 6: Brisbane's quite nice. Yeah, it's quite nice. So I live
Speaker 6: on like these this area of Brisbane called the Wall Stores,
Speaker 6: and it's like on the river and it's where they
Speaker 6: used to have all the like where they used to
Speaker 6: like process the wall and I live in a place
Speaker 6: called the Canary and the Canaries where they used to
Speaker 6: can pineapples. Right, So it's like an old it's like
Speaker 6: an old like warehouse style like New York like loft apartment.
Speaker 6: But that comes with many craks, like exposed would many creeks,
Speaker 6: and I believe many hauntings. I reckon that someone in
Speaker 6: here that's like had the hand chopped off with like
Speaker 6: with like the canny. I just have a feeling. My
Speaker 6: friends feel the energy as well. I know, I know
Speaker 6: we're hiding ourselves up maybe a little bit, but because
Speaker 6: it's all exposed and it's like this, like it's like
Speaker 6: fucking eleven meters ceilings and like a brick wall. I'm
Speaker 6: looking it in front of me in a loft bed,
Speaker 6: and I really think it's haunted. And also it was
Speaker 6: renovated in ninety only seven, so like the lock system
Speaker 6: can't be that good. So I'm either gonna get broken
Speaker 6: into or I'm gonna get murdered by a ghost. Looks
Speaker 6: cool though, Yes, no that sounds.
Speaker 5: Sasic works as long as you're dying in a cool apartment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's all I.
Speaker 3: Want a right, either of you guys ready to do
Speaker 3: your egems?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 3: He wants to go next? All right to Alsia. You're
Speaker 3: up next, Lucky last year, and you will get there eventually.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is the passenger seat the best seat in the car?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, you get a jointed on music.
Speaker 2: You're not stuck in the back brilliantly, I think it
Speaker 2: depends on who else is in the car as well.
Speaker 3: You know you can't drive. You've only ever been in
Speaker 3: a passenger seat or a back seat.
Speaker 5: Are we talking about?
Speaker 7: Well, there is the back as well, you know when
Speaker 7: like Murray's in the back seat, et cetera. I think
Speaker 7: that because I lost my license for a bit, I've
Speaker 7: now got it back. I got a new appreciation for
Speaker 7: the front passenger seat, and I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I feel Stockholm syndrome, that's what that is. The driver's
Speaker 3: seat is the best.
Speaker 7: You've got so much room because there's no fucking pedals
Speaker 7: in like, no garbage down the fucking bottom. You can
Speaker 7: recline if you want to in my in my car,
Speaker 7: like you can like raise the seat and stuff. There's
Speaker 7: no steering wheel to deal with. You can control the
Speaker 7: music because you're not driving. You don't have to look
Speaker 7: at the street.
Speaker 3: Sorry, incorrect. The driver is in charge of the music
Speaker 3: in this I can control. I remember you when I
Speaker 3: had this full blown argument because you were like, I'm
Speaker 3: the passenger, I get to choose the music, and I
Speaker 3: was like, my father, if he was dead, would be
Speaker 3: rolling in his grave. That's not the appropriate phrase. He is, Well,
Speaker 3: my father would be furious because he always said, now
Speaker 3: i'm driving, I choose the music.
Speaker 7: And I concur well, my father is dead, and if
Speaker 7: I am driving, or if I am in the passenger seat,
Speaker 7: I control the music.
Speaker 3: That's gonna say if you start with that everyone, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 6: I know, well my father My father left when I
Speaker 6: was born, so I might have a different perspective on
Speaker 6: this perhaps, Okay, I actually know I do agree with
Speaker 6: with Tillysha. I think it's I think it's a passenger
Speaker 6: one hundred percent, because how can the driver be trusted
Speaker 6: to make a good music choice of they're concentrating on driving.
Speaker 6: How can you be like, yeah, and then what you
Speaker 6: have to think being like, oh now play now? Play
Speaker 6: in a bloom by Flume, I flew not even a
Speaker 6: song see.
Speaker 1: But also like you can't get a queue going if
Speaker 1: you're a driver, and imagine like the fucking if your
Speaker 1: voice controlling a song next, you ruin the vibe completely.
Speaker 3: By Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: Sorry I.
Speaker 3: Could never Yeah, do you drive, Abbey, So do you
Speaker 3: you know what it's like to be the driver? Right?
Speaker 6: Yes? Oh yes, I drive a lot. Actually did a
Speaker 6: road trip down from Brisbane to Sydney like two New
Speaker 6: years ago with my Scottish boyfriend at the time, which
Speaker 6: is a random story, but we would play a game
Speaker 6: that actually fixed this conundrum about the music, where that
Speaker 6: we used to play kick ons as well. Yeah I
Speaker 6: know if you guys have ever played it, but where
Speaker 6: you like, it's the alphabet game, so you'll do like, say,
Speaker 6: if I started off, I had to think of a
Speaker 6: song that is by someone who starts little a b
Speaker 6: see And it actually is great because you think of
Speaker 6: bangers you haven't thought of an age is and everyone
Speaker 6: is happy because they know all they have to get
Speaker 6: through is the three minutes. If they hate it, that is, so.
Speaker 7: I have something to bring up, Abby, I think you
Speaker 7: will really like this. We during the Sagittary season, we
Speaker 7: played this thing called anti Vibes and it's kind of
Speaker 7: it's kind of like it's kind of like the alphabet
Speaker 7: game in the way that it like brings up songs
Speaker 7: that you haven't thought of in a while. And yeah,
Speaker 7: so it's anti vibes. So basically, someone in the car
Speaker 7: will pick a song and then you find the antithesis
Speaker 7: of the song, so you have to like change the
Speaker 7: vibe completely.
Speaker 5: And like the whole point is she's not flow. Well,
Speaker 5: like everyone's like laughing the whole time at how different song.
Speaker 3: An awful flow did you have the play?
Speaker 5: So there's one example that was so ridiculous.
Speaker 7: I I just pulled up the list and it goes
Speaker 7: Jenny from the Block, j Lo the Anthem, Good Charlotte
Speaker 7: the only exception, Paramo Room, Charlie XCX, and take me
Speaker 7: Home Country Roads, John Denver Like it makes no fucking sense,
Speaker 7: but it's the best fucking game.
Speaker 6: I've m try and do that now.
Speaker 3: Jenna, we've saved you till last. You've been mine and
Speaker 3: Mitch's trusty third wheel on this show for so long.
Speaker 3: You've been waiting all this time to do an engine,
Speaker 3: but unfortunately that's all we've got time for today. Thanks
Speaker 3: for joining us. Guys. No go on, Jenna, I won't.
Speaker 3: I won't do that to you. Have you got one
Speaker 3: ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I do?
Speaker 3: Actually, how exciting you're ready?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Have online stores become really passive
Speaker 2: aggressive in terms of if you don't sign up for this,
Speaker 2: you know how it comes up with a pop up
Speaker 2: and it's like ten percent off if you sign up
Speaker 2: to our newsletter, and if you don't, it's like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't want a discount, or no I want to
Speaker 2: pay full price.
Speaker 4: No I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be in.
Speaker 6: Joy paying for more than I need to.
Speaker 2: It's just like, can't you just say close that I
Speaker 2: do like discounts, so why should I push it if
Speaker 2: I don't?
Speaker 5: But I don't want to sign up to your newsletter.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I noticed the other day I signed up to something
Speaker 3: and the option to tick the box where it says
Speaker 3: I'd like to receive promotional material. You can usually untick
Speaker 3: that and still sign up. This one said no, No,
Speaker 3: it's managery to sign up.
Speaker 6: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: You can unsubscribe later, knowing full well, I don't forget
Speaker 3: to do that. I'm gonna be spamming bloody gmails from
Speaker 3: Priceline now.
Speaker 5: I hope you just get straight up, like just aggressive
Speaker 5: at one point where no, I'm a stupid fucking cunt
Speaker 5: and I don't like to.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what website it was, but one of
Speaker 1: them was literally, no, I don't like fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, I, oh my god, you're on that website.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was, but it was really
Speaker 1: hurt my day.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 3: We kind of do that though. Here's a tip from
Speaker 3: me to you Abby as a fellow podcast So Mitch
Speaker 3: and I put these really aggressive sweepers in. It's like,
Speaker 3: don't forget to subscribe on the Apple podcast app. If
Speaker 3: you don't, you're a dickhead. And it's like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to be a dickhead. It's really worked in our
Speaker 3: favor that you should disabuse your listeners too.
Speaker 6: Yeah. One of my favorite podcasts just says, if you
Speaker 6: don't watch my new YouTube video, then you hate me
Speaker 6: and my entire family and you hope that my dogs
Speaker 6: die and watch it like it's a very extreme like
Speaker 6: he'll post, he'll post an Instagram and like, if you
Speaker 6: don't watch it, you hate me and everyone that I've
Speaker 6: ever met. And I'm like, oh fuck, what the girl?
Speaker 5: You just got a trigger everyone. My mum noticed actually
Speaker 5: a while ago on the similar page when I lived
Speaker 5: at home, remember more like basic bitch was the worst
Speaker 5: thing you could ever be called. One day I didn't
Speaker 5: watch the dishes and she was like, atually only basic
Speaker 5: bitches I washed the dishes. I was like, fucking I
Speaker 5: ran into the kitchen and I was like I can't
Speaker 5: believe that works.
Speaker 1: And she's British too, Yeah.
Speaker 5: She was a she only basic bitches don't do the dishes,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 7: But on the the unsubscribed thing there's there's a new
Speaker 7: thing in the Gmail app. I don't know how new
Speaker 7: it is, but I just thought i'd let you know that.
Speaker 7: If you haven't interacted with an opened newsletter or something
Speaker 7: in a while, it comes up with a little pop
Speaker 7: up saying, hey, do you want to unsubscribe from this
Speaker 7: fucking thing that you don't like?
Speaker 5: I want a text option of that on the iPhone
Speaker 5: where it comes up going you've neared this group chat
Speaker 5: seven times this week? Are you sure you want to
Speaker 5: be friends with these people?
Speaker 1: Do you want to leave the group and move to
Speaker 1: the way?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 5: I really be out there muting everyone. It's horrible.
Speaker 6: I'm the driver of group chats. Really you miss you all?
Speaker 2: What do you?
Speaker 10: What do you?
Speaker 6: But like love you? What's everyone doing today? And everyone
Speaker 6: like has like nine to five like actual jobs like
Speaker 6: HR and they're like we're working, babe, And I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh cool, I'm just recording a podcast. I'm talking for
Speaker 6: a walk or something. And they're like, yeah, okay, like
Speaker 6: my baby, talk to you tomorrow when we see you.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, okay, I love you. And I said
Speaker 6: like voice snotes, like two minute long voicettes when I'm walking, Yeah,
Speaker 6: are you like me?
Speaker 3: If no one replies, you'll send some passive aggressive good chat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like cheers ex and everyone's like, we have
Speaker 6: fucking we're employed, abby, and I'm like, okay, I was once.
Speaker 3: To what do you tell people your job is?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 6: When they ask, oh, my fucking god, it's a nightmare
Speaker 6: because people if I say I'm an influenza, people literally
Speaker 6: will be like, I don't know that. They'll just be like, oh,
Speaker 6: that's something. So I just say, oh, I just like
Speaker 6: work for myself and they're like, yeah, okay, because I like,
Speaker 6: I like write my column if I if I'm meeting
Speaker 6: like an adult, I'll be like, oh, I like I
Speaker 6: write a column because that's all I can understand. And
Speaker 6: then if I meet like someone and art like I
Speaker 6: have a podcast and I write my column. And then
Speaker 6: if it's someone like that, I'm actually friends with them,
Speaker 6: like oh I make bank on Instagram. Like It's like
Speaker 6: it depends who I'm talking to, because they're all true.
Speaker 6: It's just I make money from every avenue. It's just
Speaker 6: I don't I need to pick my audience. I don't
Speaker 6: know how the fuck I'm gonna date, Like, I don't
Speaker 6: know how like if I ever have to date, i'ma
Speaker 6: have to talk to people and they be like, oh,
Speaker 6: what's Osha Ginsburg? Like I'm and be like.
Speaker 3: Not sure. Is that part of the reason you don't
Speaker 3: want to go out of Io? The fact that you
Speaker 3: I want to answer questions like that on dates?
Speaker 6: No, because I am I single, I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 6: No one knows.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay something.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you were trying to trick me
Speaker 6: to say or not, but that actually was at almost work.
Speaker 3: Oh right, Because Bachelor in Paradise hasn't aired yet. Do
Speaker 3: you know when it's coming to Channel ten?
Speaker 6: No idea, No idea. It was supposed to be in April,
Speaker 6: and then obviously COVID happened, Yeah, and then then Bachelor
Speaker 6: then like the Bachelor stopped filming, which God knows is
Speaker 6: gonna happen there, Like who knows what's gonna happen with
Speaker 6: those girls? Like how are they gonna how are they
Speaker 6: gonna get back into that? Like if I didn't see
Speaker 6: Matt for like two months and I could have my
Speaker 6: phone back, I probably would be like, oh, I see
Speaker 6: if going back into that mansion, like like going back
Speaker 6: into like isolation, not seeing your friends and like for
Speaker 6: a guy that you've forgotten what he looks like?
Speaker 9: Like what.
Speaker 6: And like or if you liked him when you just
Speaker 6: DM him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 6: Like if I got out and Matt was like on Instagram,
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, do you want to go for like
Speaker 6: a normal date because who knows? Like the world is ending, baby,
Speaker 6: Like that's.
Speaker 5: A great pickup line right now. Yeah, just anything goes.
Speaker 5: The world is ending, baby, fucking.
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 3: So do they actually like take your phone off here?
Speaker 6: That would kill me, babe, Babe, you have no idea
Speaker 6: although my memory, So you get one phone call every
Speaker 6: two weeks or ten minutes what like jail, Like it's
Speaker 6: worse than jail. But I'm and then you can't and
Speaker 6: you can't really talk about anything because obviously you can't
Speaker 6: tell the person what's happening. So he used to be
Speaker 6: like I'm good and you're like crying and like I
Speaker 6: really like him. I'm good mom, and be like, uh,
Speaker 6: is she okay? I'm like I can't tell you why
Speaker 6: I'm not good, but I'm not very cute. But it's okay.
Speaker 6: But yeah, they take your phone, But my memory got
Speaker 6: really good in there, like oh, like like supernatural, like
Speaker 6: like elevating above my body good like I could.
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 6: This is fucking crazy, by hometowns. I could. I was
Speaker 6: writing down word for word conversations of the Matt and
Speaker 6: I had because I was driving myself crazy being like
Speaker 6: what did he mean by that? To hometowns. I made
Speaker 6: an effort to try and remember what he was saying
Speaker 6: to me, and then I got home to the hotel
Speaker 6: and wrote down our conversations. My god, it's and I
Speaker 6: could like and I could like smell if I want
Speaker 6: if I felt like I needed to just smell him.
Speaker 6: That's so weird. But I could, like if I thought
Speaker 6: about him, I could like smell his cologne. But I
Speaker 6: could like conjure up and memories. And then I'm like,
Speaker 6: I was like a superhuman. It was crazy.
Speaker 5: You're too powerful that I gets me, no, I know.
Speaker 7: So I ordered that I put in my phones, so
Speaker 7: we had it inside insideers all along with our phones
Speaker 7: and making us dumb.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you're dumb. It's just like because
Speaker 6: you have no other stimulus, you're actually listening when people talk,
Speaker 6: which is so random, like you're actually like you're there
Speaker 6: and you have nothing else to think about as well.
Speaker 6: So the whole car ride home, you're just thinking about
Speaker 6: what happened with Matt, or like thinking about what lunch
Speaker 6: there was, like I could, like it's crazy. And then
Speaker 6: you get back to your phone and you're like half
Speaker 6: ast doing things like half watching a movie, Whereas like
Speaker 6: I watched all of Netflix in the mansion and I
Speaker 6: remember everything so well, like so so well, I'll never
Speaker 6: to watch it again. But I'm out, I'm like what
Speaker 6: I'm out. When I'm on the outside, I like will
Speaker 6: be on my phone, you know. Yeah, the whole thing's
Speaker 6: pretty FuG No phone sucks.
Speaker 3: So your brain's gone back to normal now, has it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all mush now it sucks. I mean, but
Speaker 6: we had no news either, Like the christ Church shooting
Speaker 6: happened when we're in there.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, Oh yeah, I don't know why they didn't
Speaker 3: do one of those sand the Sally things where she's like,
Speaker 3: here's what you missed while you were in the Big
Speaker 3: Brother House. I used to love watching though.
Speaker 6: That would actually have been really interesting. Although what happened
Speaker 6: I found out because I saw my sister, Like, after
Speaker 6: like four weeks she came to a date. It was
Speaker 6: like a best friend. It was my sister. And the
Speaker 6: first thing I said was, what's happening in politics? Just
Speaker 6: like there's been a shooting?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And I was like, what's chopped done?
Speaker 6: What's chump tweeted? And she was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't come prepared.
Speaker 3: I just I'm happy to see you.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I don't care. I need some
Speaker 6: information because all my conversations I realized. I realized that
Speaker 6: in my life that are interesting are about like current events.
Speaker 6: So what the fuck do you talk about for three
Speaker 6: months when you have no news? You're just like, I
Speaker 6: remember that time? Oh history? Actually we watched we watched
Speaker 6: a few historical films. We watched SHA's List a few times,
Speaker 6: which was really a big downer on the mood.
Speaker 3: But yeah, one thing you should know about our Jenny
Speaker 3: here is that she has actually lived multiple lives. She
Speaker 3: was alive in the seventeen hundred, so she's all about history.
Speaker 3: She was there through all of it. Yeah, and famine Spanish?
Speaker 5: Were you really yes? Yes, shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we looks excited.
Speaker 6: You remember your life? Okay, No, I was alive in
Speaker 6: seventeen hundreds, but I was Actually, okay, it's just twisted.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: I had this thing, this weird thing where everyone that
Speaker 6: I meet, everyone that I meet, I will imagine them
Speaker 6: in the eighteenth century. Really everyone, really, everyone that I see,
Speaker 6: I'll imagine what they would have been. And I believe
Speaker 6: it's because I had a past life in the eighteenth century.
Speaker 6: I give people fullback stories. My best friend was a
Speaker 6: French aristocrat, but she was she was bougie, but she
Speaker 6: wasn't like so she got made fun of because she
Speaker 6: was like kind of povo.
Speaker 3: Oh so you've met Jenna.
Speaker 6: Yes, I thought we met. Yeah, we have. We have
Speaker 6: in a park. Where where where did you live in
Speaker 6: the seventeen hundreds. I'm going to go, were you in English?
Speaker 6: Used in like an English?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You were English here the countryside? Yeah? No, I was
Speaker 6: gonna say northern. You were Northern in like a weird
Speaker 6: little castle, Northern Castle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the cool experience. I'm so happy right now.
Speaker 6: We like Okay, so I'm not gonna lie, guys. I
Speaker 6: think I think Mitchell was a bit of a cunt.
Speaker 3: Actually, something's never changed.
Speaker 6: So you were you were in the South of America,
Speaker 6: like like in like Mississippi or something, accents like the oh.
Speaker 5: I can't even do without something stupid. Wait, was he racist?
Speaker 5: I bet he was racist?
Speaker 6: Yeah no, but like it's actually I give you all
Speaker 6: full backstories, like full backstories like for example, I think
Speaker 6: you too. I think you two were sisters.
Speaker 3: Oh oh god, is that why they were?
Speaker 6: And I really think you were a German German sisters
Speaker 6: and I think I think you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think you.
Speaker 6: I think you owned a beer house together and everyone
Speaker 6: thought you were witches in the town. That's just what
Speaker 6: I'm getting, and that survived that I'm getting. Am I
Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm a psychic or what.
Speaker 5: That's good. Sorry, you're racist, mature. That really suns it's
Speaker 5: you really need.
Speaker 3: It's not your fault, I think, no, I think it.
Speaker 6: I think it's actually just the hair that you have
Speaker 6: in right now, babe.
Speaker 3: Oh that implies that I'm so you look like George Washington.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean.
Speaker 6: Now, I'm with you, okay, Like it's a racist hair, dude,
Speaker 6: you look like an American Southerner. Look at American Southern
Speaker 6: in the seventeen hundreds. Therefore, it confuses my vibes. Sometimes
Speaker 6: people need to just like be themselves and I feel
Speaker 6: like you're not being so offended, but just so offended.
Speaker 6: And he's like, Yeah, did you have one.
Speaker 3: Of these views about Osha Greensburg when you first met him?
Speaker 6: I actually didn't, because I think has reached Nirvana. Yeahh
Speaker 6: is a new soul, but I think Osha literally is
Speaker 6: like elevated above the rest of us. He's better than
Speaker 6: all of us. So he literally just like he's like.
Speaker 6: It's so when you talk to Oshi, you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: You're like, like, he's just so intelligent that you don't
Speaker 6: feel like you're good enough to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Have you met Osha?
Speaker 1: No, I've seen him.
Speaker 3: He's coming here a few times. Yeah, he's he's quite nice.
Speaker 3: I remember having one of my first jobs in media
Speaker 3: was being an intern at the ARIA Awards that he
Speaker 3: was hosting, and I had to fetch him a coffee
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, thanks, mate, that's gonna get
Speaker 3: me through the now. I was like, Oh, he's so charming.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's lovely. Isn't that lovely of him? Yes,
Speaker 6: that's so lovely of him. I mean I am kind
Speaker 6: of mad at him though, because he didn't give me
Speaker 6: any hint that I wasn't gonna win the Bachelor, but
Speaker 6: it's fine. I don't know if he just looked at you,
Speaker 6: like off camera, it's like, babe, get a great is
Speaker 6: really pretty though, So I guess I'll take it.
Speaker 5: That's so nice.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying the game.
Speaker 6: Put it back. Maybe that was a sign.
Speaker 3: What about our Prime Minister Scott Morrison? Does he have
Speaker 3: a backstory in your mind?
Speaker 6: The eyes roll? I fucking I mean, look, speaking of Scomo,
Speaker 6: is anyone else annoyed that he's handling this pandemic? Well? Yeah, bonus?
Speaker 6: Is it just me because everyone's forgotten about the bushfires?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Everyone's like he's the best prime minister ever, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, but we also went through the bushfires
Speaker 6: and he went in a holiday to Hawaii and he's
Speaker 6: handling this well, yes, but like well compared to Trump,
Speaker 6: So that's a whole other thing.
Speaker 3: I think SMO.
Speaker 6: I think he was a Scottish pig farmer, and I
Speaker 6: think that I think that he I think he really
Speaker 6: enjoyed his time on the farm, but he was an
Speaker 6: outcast in society and that's why in his life now
Speaker 6: he's trying to be a public figure. Because he was
Speaker 6: a lonesome pig farmer. Obviously it's sad in Scotland, in
Speaker 6: like Aberdeen or something. Yeah, he was part of a clan.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I did occasionally, but I'm not a fan of him. No,
Speaker 9: he wasn't nice, no, no, And I wasn't a fan
Speaker 9: of the whole pig farming.
Speaker 1: Did he travel to the countryside at all?
Speaker 9: Never?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: Never.
Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed never fu he.
Speaker 6: Wasn't allowed to go navin. That's so weird. I mean,
Speaker 6: if he'd like to know a matut agnew was in Italy.
Speaker 6: He was Italian.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can see that for him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was. He was a shoemaker.
Speaker 5: That's hot kind.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you guys have like am I? I had
Speaker 6: to ask. When Todd King and I were dating, we
Speaker 6: literent for a walk and I never told anyone this.
Speaker 6: Now was like, do you like do that thing where
Speaker 6: you like imagine people in the eighteenth century?
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 6: He was like, what you look like a walk? And
Speaker 6: I just casually brought it up because we were like
Speaker 6: just like having like a nice time and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: like you know that thing, like like everyone does this right,
Speaker 6: And he was like, what are you talking about and
Speaker 6: I was like, well, like you like you were like
Speaker 6: a German aristocrat And he was like, what is what.
Speaker 3: The think you were so normal in saying all this nonsense.
Speaker 6: No, I've thought it since I was little, Like I'm
Speaker 6: I'm telling you everyone that I meet, I manage them,
Speaker 6: at least in the dress that I imagined the wow,
Speaker 6: but at least in like the outfit that's fine. I
Speaker 6: don't know it's demented. And he was like, no, dude,
Speaker 6: like that's not normal. And I had to come to
Speaker 6: ask the group chat.
Speaker 3: No one replied, do you know what Jenna and I
Speaker 3: were talking about on the show recently? And this was
Speaker 3: one thing that we thought everyone went through, but apparently
Speaker 3: not many people at all. Do you sneeze when you
Speaker 3: look at the sun, Like, when you look at the sun,
Speaker 3: that's a trigger that makes you sneeze. I don't look
Speaker 3: at the sun often when the sun catches your eart.
Speaker 5: Don't be when you go outside.
Speaker 2: Or like if you feel the urge to sneeze and
Speaker 2: you look at a light or something, yeah, if I.
Speaker 5: Look at a light, yeah, but not every time I'm
Speaker 5: in the sun.
Speaker 3: No, not every time.
Speaker 6: Just like if you go.
Speaker 3: No picture I'm in the GP's office. Naturally, not a
Speaker 3: lot of light in there because it's like indoors, and
Speaker 3: then you walk out onto the street and then you go,
Speaker 3: that's just.
Speaker 1: The road dust. No, it's just YouTube. I've been paying
Speaker 1: attention to that. My sneezing habit.
Speaker 9: Is well.
Speaker 3: We got lots of messages of support saying no, babe,
Speaker 3: it's not just you.
Speaker 6: We all go through that.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see all the messages flooding in
Speaker 3: saying yeah immediately when I picture people in the eighteen hundreds, yes, I.
Speaker 6: Just I hope that's a case. But part of me
Speaker 6: also hopes that it isn't the case, so that I
Speaker 6: know that my psychic ability is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it a psychic ability when you're not predicting the future,
Speaker 3: you're like forecasting the past when no one can prove
Speaker 3: you wrong.
Speaker 6: Okay, that stopped coming for me at the very least.
Speaker 6: It's like, God, have you guys? Do you guys ever
Speaker 6: watched Real Housewives of Sydney?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: There was one season and it was so it was
Speaker 6: so catty they had to stop filming it because it
Speaker 6: was so insane.
Speaker 3: There was like a viral video of some cat fight
Speaker 3: happening in Jesus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're insane. But Athena was one of the women
Speaker 6: on there, and she got this done by like a
Speaker 6: hip like she got hypnotized and she to bring back
Speaker 6: her past lives and she discovered isn't this awful? She
Speaker 6: discovered that one of the women in the group had
Speaker 6: was her best friend and had fucked her wife in
Speaker 6: a past life in the thirteenth century in Japan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really hard for her to come to
Speaker 6: terms with and she was like great, and she realized
Speaker 6: that that's why she didn't like this woman animosity for
Speaker 6: her past life. Guys, you have to watch it. You
Speaker 6: must watch Sydney in Real Housewives because it's so funny.
Speaker 5: That's brilliant. I mean I was ready hooked when it
Speaker 5: When you said it got canceled because it was too caddy,
Speaker 5: I was like, amazing.
Speaker 6: I have to watch it. In episode two, one of
Speaker 6: them throws the other's coat into the into the harbor
Speaker 6: like we all because she thought it was ugly. She said,
Speaker 6: what this thing? And she goes, oh, she can I
Speaker 6: borrow it, dar And then she puts her on her
Speaker 6: shove and she goes and throws it into the harbor.
Speaker 5: I'm hooked. I'm hooked already. I want to do that.
Speaker 5: So do you know it's taking everything in me right
Speaker 5: now not to just like because I know we're going
Speaker 5: to pick up my phone and just stop watching it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not bored.
Speaker 5: Just that's like the best thing I've heard in so long.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's the bet all. I've got time for it,
Speaker 3: So you can go watch the Bloody House ily like,
Speaker 3: it's about time we finished this thing up. Abby. It's
Speaker 3: been awesome to have you on the show. Thanks for
Speaker 3: joining us, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 6: I put more cheese in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that they were just gonna do a
Speaker 3: tight wrap. She's got a mouthful of cheese.
Speaker 1: Classic Abby Chatfield.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, I was gonna I say, hey, where can
Speaker 3: people find your podcast? Maybe I'll just let them know
Speaker 3: it's called It's a Lot. Go search it on the
Speaker 3: Apple podcasting Spotify. Where can they find your column? Thing
Speaker 3: you mentioned pop sugar? Pop Sugar?
Speaker 1: Is that a dry biscuit?
Speaker 6: Abby? It's a fig and pumpkin seed biscuit with some
Speaker 6: French breen prosudo And I feel like it was worth
Speaker 6: me chewing into mic. But yeah, it's lot. Pod is
Speaker 6: on Instagram and also on where you find your Podcasts?
Speaker 3: Where do you find your podcast? I actually said to
Speaker 3: you till eater at the start of the show, no
Speaker 3: eating during the show. But Abby wasn't here for that show.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 7: Last time I was on this show, Mitchell had snacks out,
Speaker 7: and this time he didn't because I chewed into the
Speaker 7: mic last time, and.
Speaker 3: When I told her not to, she refused.
Speaker 6: She's like, I always eat and drink during my show,
Speaker 6: and I like, you can always hear, like I have
Speaker 6: to edit out like wine pouring that. I'm like someone's
Speaker 6: talking and I'm like, uh huh, and it's like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, was me pouring a giant glass read to
Speaker 6: deal with whatever the fuck that we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Speaking of which Mitch and I usually record on a Wednesday,
Speaker 3: I just realized because it's a Friday, Jenna, the bloody work,
Speaker 3: drink free, it's open Abby. We've got to go down
Speaker 3: and we've got but to be skull.
Speaker 4: How fun.
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, guys.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I can't wait to see you on Paradise. Oh fuck,
Speaker 3: I'm going to do I'm going to do.
Speaker 6: Okay, when when Bachelor finally airs, I'm going to do
Speaker 6: recap episodes, but I'm going to get like different people
Speaker 6: that I like talking to you on it. So would you,
Speaker 6: guys come on for a funny recap episode.
Speaker 5: You don't have to ask, only if you don't out
Speaker 5: the wine pouring, leave it in for our episode.
Speaker 6: Leave it the opening. Yeah, but I mean Bachelor's kind
Speaker 6: of covid derailed my plans.
Speaker 1: But go enjoy your work. Drink sky.
Speaker 2: Will do.
Speaker 3: We'll chat to you soon in that case, looking forward
Speaker 3: to it. But thanks again for joining us.
Speaker 5: Bye bye bhoo.
Speaker 3: All right, Mitchell, we're back for episode thirty next week. Jenny,
Speaker 3: you'll be back to you too, Thanks for thanks for
Speaker 3: hanging out. I'll catch you for the next You're right,
Speaker 3: yeah no, she Needy Committee.
Speaker 5: Podcast podcast with food.
Speaker 6: What is this garment?
Speaker 3: All right, we'll talk to you next week. Guys, thanks
Speaker 3: for listening.
Speaker 6: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: Now welcome to add brief. This is the secret segment
Speaker 3: on the end. We keep it a secret. We hope
Speaker 3: to treat people out of listening. Even Abby fell for it.
Speaker 3: She's hung up.
Speaker 1: She just left zoom, so you fucking later, Abby.
Speaker 3: She didn't even get to hang around for the messy
Speaker 3: bit of the show where we go a bit rogue.
Speaker 3: That's why we keep it a secret.
Speaker 1: Shame why she's so cool.
Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot to ask her about because she's from
Speaker 5: brisb But I've got to ask her if she remembers
Speaker 5: the scooter gang that random k.
Speaker 3: You know what I'll do, because she's a fan of
Speaker 3: a voice message, Let's send her a quick voice message.
Speaker 3: Now I come around here. Yeah, don't get too close
Speaker 3: social distancing, Yeah, no, of course, I'll just hold it
Speaker 3: to you. All right, Hi, thanks again for coming on.
Speaker 3: We just wanted to send you a really quick voice message.
Speaker 3: There was one thing that Achelan forgot to talk to
Speaker 3: you about while you were on Acelan.
Speaker 5: I've just recently found out within the last few weeks
Speaker 5: about the Brisbane scooter gang of the thousands of teenage boys.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to know what your opinion was on that,
Speaker 5: and if you remember that hell fire day.
Speaker 3: If you were across it, what was your perspective that day?
Speaker 2: Opirational?
Speaker 3: And then we'll leave you alone. Thanks so much.
Speaker 5: Inspirational. As an avid scooter I love scootering.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jenna, I just forgot that. Actually, and
Speaker 3: I've just gotten in the scooting the scooting club.
Speaker 5: You are now, do you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Every time I go to my mum's house, I scoot
Speaker 5: home like all the way home. It's cut down time,
Speaker 5: most of it's downhill. It cuts it like way and half.
Speaker 5: Usually when I walk from my mum's house to my house,
Speaker 5: it's like a forty five minute walk. Takes me twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Twenty fifteen minutes to scoot home. Now, yeah, wow, brilliant.
Speaker 3: I carry my scooter in the boot in my car
Speaker 3: just in case I haven't actually used it if not
Speaker 3: leisurely with you. But anyway, Jenna, Yes, we've just joined
Speaker 3: the scooter club, like I mentioned, And I completely forgot
Speaker 3: that you used to scoop to work every day when
Speaker 3: we worked at that bloody social media company together.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did every single scoot to work.
Speaker 3: Now No, it's too I pick her up and driver.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I do enjoy the leisurely scooted in the
Speaker 5: after week. We should start a gang and get jackets,
Speaker 5: like imagine I was looking stupid as hell like in
Speaker 5: leather jackets and like some.
Speaker 6: Of them have a scooter.
Speaker 5: Also, because I posted on Twitter their Jenner and new
Speaker 5: comments to it when I was like, who remembers the show?
Speaker 5: And it was Little Elvis Jones and.
Speaker 1: The Truck Stop.
Speaker 5: It's my favorite show. It was my favorite shock. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I've forgot it existed for a while until I was
Speaker 5: scooting with Mitchell and I was laughing. I was like,
Speaker 5: it's be that I feel so cool right now because
Speaker 5: I look stupid, and I was like, I feel like
Speaker 5: I'm like little Elvis Jones on his scooter.
Speaker 6: Yes, what a show.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, whenever somebody mentioned Elvis when I was little,
Speaker 2: I thought they were talking about the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'd never realized it wasn't a normal name to have
Speaker 5: because every time I had a friend named Elvis in
Speaker 5: primary school, I'm still friends with him. He also had
Speaker 5: red hair, like little Elvis Jones. So I had Elvis Presley,
Speaker 5: Little Elvis Jones, and my friend Elvis. So I thought
Speaker 5: it was like a super common names. Every time I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, my friend Elvis, everyone's like, You've got
Speaker 5: a friend named Elvis, And I'm like, is it not
Speaker 5: like there's lots of Elvis's in the world, isn't there?
Speaker 5: Apparently not?
Speaker 3: I mean I named I just replied, by the way
Speaker 3: what she say, she said a second boy method just
Speaker 3: came through a good like seven more.
Speaker 6: Things happening me, guys, I had no idea what the
Speaker 6: fuck you're talking about?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 6: I'm googling this the Brisbane scooter game. What Although we
Speaker 6: do have those green scooters that are really problematic for me,
Speaker 6: they're just very hard to Brisbone scooter gang googling?
Speaker 1: Now you doing?
Speaker 4: Holy yeah, the funniest thing I have ever seen, so.
Speaker 3: Everyone else claim to fame.
Speaker 5: The second I heard Brisbane, I was like, you're from Brisbane,
Speaker 5: do you remember the scooter riders?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look up on YouTube here the Brisbane scooter
Speaker 3: Gang because it's even funnier hearing these news reporters talking
Speaker 3: about it in full series is when it's just like
Speaker 3: a bunch of kids, like and I don't mean like
Speaker 3: a bunch as in like a group of ten. They
Speaker 3: were like, it was like looking at a swarm of ants.
Speaker 3: There were so many children on fucking scooters and hearing
Speaker 3: the news reporters talk about it, it's so funny, and I.
Speaker 4: Thought it was.
Speaker 5: I was disappointed because our friend Amy, when she said
Speaker 5: a scooter gang in Brisbane I legitimately thought that there
Speaker 5: was like thugs on razor scooters and I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck goes on in Brisbane? And then when
Speaker 5: I saw it was just like a bunch of teenage boys,
Speaker 5: like thousands of them, I was like, that's even funnier.
Speaker 5: To be honest, but I actually thought there was grown
Speaker 5: men terrorizing the people of Brisbane on their razor scooters.
Speaker 5: I was in, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I love how there were leaders of the gang as well,
Speaker 2: and there were like sixteen year old boys.
Speaker 5: Oh, they were like three of them, and they were
Speaker 5: so proud of them.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're ready for this. Yeah, I found a new
Speaker 3: support about the Brisbane scooter Gang. Back in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 3: a rolling invasion.
Speaker 8: By a squad mounted on scooters, Hundreds of young riders
Speaker 8: swarm the Brisbane CBD, ignoring the rules, riding on the
Speaker 8: wrong side of the road, shutting down streets. With police
Speaker 8: in pursuit, officers intercept the mob at Eagle Street, attempting
Speaker 8: to break them up. The scooter gang resists.
Speaker 1: The scooter gang.
Speaker 8: Punches are thrown as police wrestle with their underage assailants.
Speaker 3: The copper he came up to me throw punch me
Speaker 3: and I like men go flying back in on that
Speaker 3: a copper.
Speaker 8: Arrests were made, including Jack Down. The Instagram celebrity was
Speaker 8: a headline act at the events called the Brisbane Street Jam,
Speaker 8: a scooter rally through the streets, call to arms to
Speaker 8: He's one hundred and sixty thousand followers, and a rolling
Speaker 8: riot was born.
Speaker 3: Joel dry nine news, How ridiculous is that?
Speaker 5: I just love when they were listening the things that
Speaker 5: will go wrong as it was like what he was like,
Speaker 5: ignoring the rules? I was like, this is world whide use.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, some kids ignored the rules.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: The rules. Also, I was just not gonna happen this
Speaker 5: year because COVID. But if they do another one next year,
Speaker 5: I think we should all go. I agree I should,
Speaker 5: And then Abbie wants to join in. That's tea.
Speaker 3: Once they opened the border, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just I'm looking at my reflection on the cameras.
Speaker 3: I'm fixing my hair because Abby told me I look
Speaker 3: like I have racist hair.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's what she said. You're clickbaiting her already.
Speaker 5: I'll send that Abby said racist hair.
Speaker 3: Abby accuses gorgeous interviewer of having racist hair.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: So there was something that you mentioned earlier Alan, before
Speaker 3: we joined this, we were chatting about what we might
Speaker 3: do on the show, which none of that actually happened,
Speaker 3: by the way, I don't know why we planned it.
Speaker 3: That was just chatting with friends and it was good.
Speaker 3: I loved it. So what was the idea that you
Speaker 3: said that we should do at some point during this podcast?
Speaker 5: Oh, we have to rate out of Matthew, Mark, Luke
Speaker 5: or John, like who's the twinkiest to the least?
Speaker 1: I was ready me too.
Speaker 4: I thought that's what you meant.
Speaker 3: What we can do sick opinion that we've got time,
Speaker 3: Actually we've gone over time, but will.
Speaker 6: The pocket?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: So what was that idea? Yeah, my god, I sound
Speaker 5: the twinkiest in the gospel? Because can I just pre
Speaker 5: explain it for I had to say, I think they
Speaker 5: were all twinks, and like, I just want to know
Speaker 5: who was the least Matthew, Mark, Luke and John they
Speaker 5: were all twinks anyway. Yeah, so my my lessons sane idea,
Speaker 5: I mean, really was. I wanted us all to take
Speaker 5: the lint out of our pocket. Not all that just
Speaker 5: being a good bit of lint, and I want everyone.
Speaker 1: To just pull it out.
Speaker 5: Everyone got there, Just describe the size and shape of
Speaker 5: the linte this.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 5: I'm actually out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. All right, I don't think I have
Speaker 3: any don't These are my good track.
Speaker 1: I don't like this bit.
Speaker 5: Okay, I've got a bit. Oh that bit's got a
Speaker 5: bit of paper in it.
Speaker 1: Alright, mine's got paper.
Speaker 5: Okay. So my lint is a dark blue because I'm
Speaker 5: wearing a denim jacket. It is small, and it's I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna say oval, it's it looks like a little grub.
Speaker 5: It's small. There's also a hair in it, not a
Speaker 5: long hair, a short one. But it's not a pube.
Speaker 5: It might be an eyelash. Imagine if I had pubes
Speaker 5: in my pocket, that'd be that'd be fucked a bit
Speaker 5: of paper in it. So, yeah, I got a little
Speaker 5: dark denim blue bit with a eyelash. Okay, that's my
Speaker 5: pocket lint.
Speaker 1: So my limb it's big as big my lint is.
Speaker 1: It is connected. It's a lot of small lints connected, yeah,
Speaker 1: which is like like the world, I think, fucking hell.
Speaker 1: But there is two types of lint in here. There
Speaker 1: is black and then there is like a lighter gray.
Speaker 1: And I think the lighter gray is like the inside
Speaker 1: of like a seam, right, and it is like a
Speaker 1: medium ish size of lint. I feel like it's it's.
Speaker 5: Quite is this pants pocket lint?
Speaker 1: This is okay, this is pants pocket lint. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: black tracksuit pants that I've been wearing all day because
Speaker 1: I don't want to change.
Speaker 5: Fair.
Speaker 1: I think it's a quite sizeable piece of lint, and
Speaker 1: I quite enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I would say that mine is a thinking man's ULARU.
Speaker 3: It's like it's sparse, It's kind of long and flat.
Speaker 3: It's got like the bumps to it, the slopes. This
Speaker 3: is obviously black and not red soil.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think mine's really cute. Actually, it's very very soft,
Speaker 2: similar to my jacket. Obviously from your jacket it is okay,
Speaker 2: which one? Where was yours from?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: My good track is right?
Speaker 1: Jets from the jacket mine through my bad trackies.
Speaker 2: Very very soft, like I said, very cute, bit curly
Speaker 2: as well in texture a bit frizzy.
Speaker 5: Yours is very fluffy like ours were very condensed yours
Speaker 5: is like loose. It's it's fluffy. That's good, It's very fluffy.
Speaker 5: I'm actually a big fan.
Speaker 2: It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Just put hands sanitiser on. I've got little cat.
Speaker 3: If you've been fostering your kittens and you've got scratches.
Speaker 5: Scratching you, that was one time.
Speaker 6: Forever do.
Speaker 5: When you put hands sanitizer an open wound.
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, because Mitch is going to be spewing
Speaker 3: that he missed out on such beautiful content, I might
Speaker 3: give him a quick call and see what his limit
Speaker 3: is about.
Speaker 5: You got you guys starting the lint every week. I
Speaker 5: love that, but you need to pay me for it.
Speaker 1: You know what kind of link you got?
Speaker 3: You know that you have a podcast. They'd be giving
Speaker 3: out your good ideas. We could do that, Onty, we
Speaker 3: have a pod.
Speaker 1: You'll remember podcasts.
Speaker 5: Do you have that podcast that you are on and
Speaker 5: you came up with the idea. No, don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I loved that. Abby more or less confirmed that she
Speaker 3: listened to Not My Cup of Tea but has not
Speaker 3: been on board with the rebrand. She's not about the
Speaker 3: Shindier committee.
Speaker 10: Now you know what, that's fine, that's fair, Okay, she
Speaker 10: didn't remember producer Jenna, and I was I was truly
Speaker 10: inspired by that.
Speaker 5: Part of the show. Then again, you weren't actually on it.
Speaker 5: It was your robot voice. I did nothing, I did nothing,
Speaker 5: and I do nothing for this show.
Speaker 1: What do you do, Jennal?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 3: If I told you guys this story. So when Mitch
Speaker 3: and I were launching the show, I said to her.
Speaker 3: We were driving at home, the three of us together,
Speaker 3: and I said, oh, so Mitch and I were thinking,
Speaker 3: because it'd be good to have an extra pair of
Speaker 3: hands and also a third voice on the show to
Speaker 3: bounce off, that we could actually bring producer Jenna back
Speaker 3: and she wouldn't just be this robotic response we used
Speaker 3: to do on Is it just on not my cupeteaining?
Speaker 3: I should say, where is Jenna hold on?
Speaker 1: Find one the Jenna button bar?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so j back on my cup tea. Because we
Speaker 3: used to just like come up with dumb we'd make
Speaker 3: gener respond with these pre recorded responses that we've done
Speaker 3: with her. So we'd be like, hey, Jenna, are you
Speaker 3: an absolute, downright full.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. So we said, we said to Jenni.
Speaker 3: How about you come and be a real producer. Jenna
Speaker 3: it'd be good to have an extra pair of hands
Speaker 3: and also someone to bounce off. And she was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, yep, please, yep, I'd love it. And
Speaker 3: we had all these grand plans and then we started
Speaker 3: and then it was like week two or three and
Speaker 3: I said to Mitche she done anything, No, I don't
Speaker 3: think so. And then even if we asked her to
Speaker 3: do something, hey, can you do this too, Busy just
Speaker 3: wouldn't do it.
Speaker 5: And so we were love that energy for you.
Speaker 3: We tried to fire her, but then we're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: by this point, our listeners already adored her. It's really
Speaker 3: annoying people leave reviews being like n is the best one.
Speaker 1: They're all different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would admit that's my dream, just being on
Speaker 5: a show and not doing anything. But because everyone loves you, well,
Speaker 5: this is.
Speaker 3: The compromise, because I went full Mitchell on that ship,
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, if she's not leaving, then
Speaker 3: she's not taking credit for our work. So she has
Speaker 3: to have a new job title, which is why she's
Speaker 3: now groundskeeper Jenna, because I don't want people think and
Speaker 3: she actually produces anything that she does fuck all.
Speaker 5: And I'm proud to admit I do nothing.
Speaker 3: She shows up and roasts us on our own show.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3: That's so we don't even tell her when we're recording.
Speaker 3: Now we just arrive and she's here.
Speaker 1: She's the lovable antagonist as an astrologers.
Speaker 5: When I first found out you were at a Gemini,
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't see it, but this is
Speaker 5: such Gemini energy and I respect you for it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Just turn up and roast.
Speaker 5: Them on their own show. Yes, fuck, Jenna powerful, someone
Speaker 5: has to do.
Speaker 3: You're cool as fuck, dude, Mitch fully answered. By the way,
Speaker 3: I just could not figure out how to turn him on.
Speaker 3: There is no phone, Vader, How does that? How is
Speaker 3: that a thing? It's a radio studio, the Comrax three.
Speaker 3: I think that's Jackie's home studio.
Speaker 6: What's she up to?
Speaker 5: It's called Jackie.
Speaker 6: Let's ask what hey Jackie? O.
Speaker 5: Hey, we're on the phone with radio DJ Jackie. O
Speaker 5: what's in your pocket? Describe your lint to us, Jackie,
Speaker 5: and then we can ring Amanda Keller.
Speaker 3: You'll get all the radio.
Speaker 5: That's actually a cardboard cut out of Jackie out there,
Speaker 5: and it's wearing a jacket. Should I pull some lint out?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Go, I'm going to sanitize my hands first.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good stuff. Here, have some sanitizing it. Pull some
Speaker 7: lint out of someone's pocket.
Speaker 1: What did you find?
Speaker 3: What's in the cardboard cutout?
Speaker 5: In Jackie's pocket? I will say she is just as
Speaker 5: clear as I thought she was. There was no lint
Speaker 5: in Jackie's pocket.
Speaker 2: What what I know?
Speaker 5: But I did find it's let's be real, it's probably
Speaker 5: not Jackie's. I don't think Jackie leaves her jacket on
Speaker 5: her cardboard cut out. She hasn't been here in months.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'll go see. I could probably tell you if
Speaker 3: it's hers or not.
Speaker 5: Anyway, in Jackie's jacket is half a mentos wrapper.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's from downstairs in reception.
Speaker 5: A dollar, so I'm going to put that back in.
Speaker 3: That is fully her jacket. She wears that often.
Speaker 5: That's actually Jackie's all right, She has a dollar, so
Speaker 5: she's looking for that. Should we call over like Jackie, babe,
Speaker 5: she needs this dollar? Do you need this dollar?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: No, kid, you might want to get some bubble gum
Speaker 5: or something. And then also knows what this is Jackie. Oh,
Speaker 5: it's like a month bobby shive of some sort. I
Speaker 5: thought it was half a half a paper clip. I
Speaker 5: feel bad that it's actually his jacket, actually her jacket,
Speaker 5: and I thought someone has left that there. No, that's
Speaker 5: actually gone through Jackie O's things. Jackie of your listenings.
Speaker 5: I know you love this show. I'm really sorry. Also,
Speaker 5: I did santitize my hands before I touch anything in
Speaker 5: her pocket, so like just freaking out.
Speaker 3: It's very weird using this studio knowing that Carl and
Speaker 3: Jackiet also use it, because if something's different, I'm always
Speaker 3: worried that they'll notice. I literally have in my phone
Speaker 3: notes a to do list of things to put back
Speaker 3: the way they were after every time we recall is
Speaker 3: it just me and anyone who watches videos, they might
Speaker 3: notice that I insist that Jenny uses one of the
Speaker 3: scabby guest mics. No way, am I letting you speak
Speaker 3: into the beautiful but dazz or Jackie nort Mark. I
Speaker 3: have before though, remember oh yeah, that was a whole thing.
Speaker 3: I look back at the video and I was like, Jenna,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? I would never do that to Amanda
Speaker 3: Keller's weird wooden mike.
Speaker 5: The Fire Hazard Amanda Cala a wooden mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's fucking dope.
Speaker 2: Is it cool?
Speaker 1: Cool? Jackie's Mike looks a bit scabby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not a fan. Actually very Jackie's mike.
Speaker 1: Fucking Ryan Stones and ship.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Apparently someone actually called through and said, hey, guys, just
Speaker 3: from your videos, I can tell Jackie's Mike is scabbed up.
Speaker 3: So they're getting a reduced They would have to.
Speaker 1: Get it redone because that's not good enough for Jackie nort.
Speaker 5: I think it would look good a hell a little
Speaker 5: more pink, and they're like some pink and silver.
Speaker 3: Well, she's never complained. I respect that for Jackie, it's
Speaker 3: only everyone else. I also made a point of not
Speaker 3: using the gold mic if I Yeah, no, it was on.
Speaker 1: It was on the alarm when we walked in. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a good you're gonna take that off.
Speaker 3: This is not a good look if someone from my
Speaker 3: office saw me using the gold mico. But how who
Speaker 3: do you think you are? Racist? Little man?
Speaker 5: I was about to say I should get my own
Speaker 5: like fun, but dazzled Mike when we record our show,
Speaker 5: and I was like, we don't record in a studio anymore.
Speaker 5: We literally record on our phones in restaurants. For the
Speaker 5: Shindy Committee.
Speaker 6: That's true, we do.
Speaker 3: I wish we did.
Speaker 5: I like the studio it, I do, but you can't.
Speaker 5: It's a studio Schnitzel. It just you wouldn't be able
Speaker 5: to rate the vibe like normally do.
Speaker 3: And plus we take I don't know if I don't
Speaker 3: know if we've ever spoken about this, but we take
Speaker 3: so long to get ready for the show, Like we
Speaker 3: arrive at the studio and it usually takes two hours
Speaker 3: of me fucking around making sure the text right us.
Speaker 3: Just like we're like a cat that, like you know
Speaker 3: how they kind of get into bed and they just
Speaker 3: kind of tread their paws around for a bit before
Speaker 3: actually nestling in.
Speaker 6: Like we have to have read it.
Speaker 3: We have to vibe and like sink into the place
Speaker 3: before we can officially get started. So if we did
Speaker 3: that with Schnitzel's, they get so cold. Like we could
Speaker 3: do that in a studio.
Speaker 5: Altho, now with that first of June thing, we can
Speaker 5: probably go to a pub again.
Speaker 3: But our our episodes come out the first Monday of
Speaker 3: every month, and I'm pretty sure June first is the Monday,
Speaker 3: so we wouldn't We've had to pre recorded it.
Speaker 5: No, that's what I mean. I mean like the next
Speaker 5: one will probably be another iociality.
Speaker 3: But I feel like one more I sociald our next.
Speaker 5: Our next snitty. We can probably go to a venue again.
Speaker 5: Fuck but I mean, like even were technically allowed to
Speaker 5: go places again, I'm still trying to, like, anyone go place. Yes,
Speaker 5: it just seems like the right thing to do. But
Speaker 5: we can wear masks in the pub.
Speaker 3: So anyone who hasn't listened to our Shindy community podcast
Speaker 3: by chance, like, how how it works is we take
Speaker 3: turns choosing the venue that we go to. Have you listened, Jenna, Yes,
Speaker 3: I have all right, you can be a guest one time. Okay,
Speaker 3: yet we have not We were going to but she didn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't try the.
Speaker 5: Army, so she doesn't fucking count doesn't cause the scene.
Speaker 5: She did not cause. Emily caused the scene.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we take turns picking the venue. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: it's my to do the next ISO one and then Talisha,
Speaker 3: is it up to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm the first. I'm the first part.
Speaker 5: Send you back, big call.
Speaker 1: Well that's actually good. That works out well because you
Speaker 1: guys have both both.
Speaker 5: Picked a place, right, Yes, we've all done it well,
Speaker 5: So by the end of this we'll have all done
Speaker 5: an isocity.
Speaker 3: Oh so you've never chosen a venue. Your first choice
Speaker 3: was us in ISO.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck, so you've never chosen.
Speaker 7: A place to go and that was terrible, but you
Speaker 7: gave it the best review ever, you fucking asshole.
Speaker 5: Mitchell was on top of the world that day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ten out of ten for every ten, ten
Speaker 3: out of ten, which is really embarrassing because now the
Speaker 3: fat Chook, which in hindsight wasn't that good, it's now
Speaker 3: number one on our leaderboard. Dinner. It's embarrassing because the
Speaker 3: hangary bird was so much better than the fat chook,
Speaker 3: but now the hangary birds in the second place. Because
Speaker 3: I was inebriated and thought that the fucking fatchook was amazing.
Speaker 1: I was like, da Mantchok was no fucking good.
Speaker 3: It was good, but it was like drunk food.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why why it hit so well, because we
Speaker 5: were like because usually like record the Shitty Committee, like
Speaker 5: we're in a pub, but we're not, like munted. We
Speaker 5: were drunk when we recorded that one.
Speaker 7: Guys, this is completely off topic, but I just got
Speaker 7: a notification and I am very fucking excited about it.
Speaker 7: So we're talking about how on June June first, we're
Speaker 7: allowed fifty people back in the venue, so any obviously
Speaker 7: that's nowhere near the amount of like a big like
Speaker 7: concert or something like that, but when they do start
Speaker 7: coming back. Ticket Tech has just announced that, in a
Speaker 7: global first, we have partnered with after pay.
Speaker 3: Oh did you not used to be able to after
Speaker 3: pay pay ticket?
Speaker 7: We can now after pay tickets in the next in
Speaker 7: the next couple of months. So when when concerts and
Speaker 7: stuff are like back up and running, we can fuck
Speaker 7: and after pay our tickets.
Speaker 5: I feel like, out of everything, concerts are the things
Speaker 5: that make the most sense to need after pay for
Speaker 5: because there's so many people who can afford to do
Speaker 5: a little bit each month. But like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I was when I was trying to buy Harry Styles
Speaker 5: tickets and they were like almost two hundred dollars, which
Speaker 5: I could swing it, but I was also at the
Speaker 5: same time it's like I'd rather not drop up two
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Well, that's brilliant, brilliant, umfucking believable. I want
Speaker 5: to go to so many fucking concerts I've never had to.
Speaker 3: Paid anything myself. It can, I mean other than like
Speaker 3: a car, which isn't like actual after paid, but I'm
Speaker 3: paying it off. Obviously.
Speaker 5: I've never done anything bigger than the biggest thing I've
Speaker 5: ever after PAI. It has been like the most of
Speaker 5: my menage is like forty dollars per repay. Yeah, forty
Speaker 5: dollars every two weeks. I've never done anything big, and
Speaker 5: I don't think I ever will because I'm idiots.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm pretty on
Speaker 7: top of my my finances at the moment. I've already
Speaker 7: paid off a credit card, a full credit card, me too.
Speaker 3: Does that feel I've never been a credit card? Does
Speaker 3: that imply that there's multiple I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I have two and i've paid off one.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. That's that's really good.
Speaker 1: Actually, it is really fucking.
Speaker 5: It's such a good feeling. I've never been more aroused
Speaker 5: in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And I got an email the other day saying your
Speaker 1: account has been closed. I'm like, ahh god, actually.
Speaker 3: I had that with my travel alone. I paid that off.
Speaker 3: But because I and I, because I was paying so
Speaker 3: much in my travel debt, I kept getting caught short
Speaker 3: with rent every every month, and so I'd end up
Speaker 3: asking mom and dad for money. So I paid the
Speaker 3: travel deb but then from there I had to pay
Speaker 3: the Ian and Jane debt. And I just realized that,
Speaker 3: I think June fifteenth, this is my last payment. How
Speaker 3: I'll be I'll be debt free as of June fifteen.
Speaker 5: That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's a few car yeah, fuck that. And also a holden,
Speaker 3: why did I bother is now shut down? It'll be
Speaker 3: worth nothing.
Speaker 1: Bloody hell, I'll be just.
Speaker 3: Sent another voice message.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, let's go.
Speaker 3: Oh god, there's so many. Wow. She wasn't kidding.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to play these onthing in our
Speaker 1: own time. That's just for us.
Speaker 3: Oh god, lover.
Speaker 1: She was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was really well. She learnt from the best.
Speaker 3: She used to listen to us for fox sake.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 5: I can't believe that it was that early too, Like
Speaker 5: when it was just you two.
Speaker 1: I know who did I say?
Speaker 7: No offense, but like, like those weren't good. I guess
Speaker 7: that I'm one of them. But I was like but
Speaker 7: also full offense. People were actually listening like we used
Speaker 7: to like look on our like SoundCloud numbers or whatever
Speaker 7: the fuck, and people were actually genuinely listening on the SoundCloud.
Speaker 7: I'm like, I would never I would never do that,
Speaker 7: but like people did, Like do you remember we listened
Speaker 7: to like our first episode.
Speaker 5: Back, Oh my god, I recently listened to that one too,
Speaker 5: where you listened to it back and you guys are
Speaker 5: talking so slowly and quietly.
Speaker 3: See, it's weird because now that I'm doing this show,
Speaker 3: I feel like I now talk slower and like quieter
Speaker 3: because I've just I have to bang what's out that
Speaker 3: fucking buffhead Mitchell, like he's so over the top. And
Speaker 3: also I'm just way more relaxed because I'm not paneling.
Speaker 3: Do you remember how I was always constantly like a
Speaker 3: little bit panicked. We did not make up a tea
Speaker 3: because I was like trying to like, you know, keep
Speaker 3: it time bright.
Speaker 6: I was radio.
Speaker 5: It was like you're always trying to hold a toothpick
Speaker 5: between your butt cheeks and if you unclenched, the toothpick
Speaker 5: would fall out. Like it was it was alviously like
Speaker 5: as if there was a hidden goal of the show
Speaker 5: where it's like, yeah, you could do the show, but
Speaker 5: if the toothpick fell out of your butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the show would be over that.
Speaker 5: It's again, that's kind of yeah. Yeah, you're trying to
Speaker 5: like hold it all together.
Speaker 3: I that's not a thing anymore. And I was thinking,
Speaker 3: oh my god. I was listening to an episode of
Speaker 3: this and I was thinking, Oh my god, has my
Speaker 3: voice finally broken? And I was like, no, I think
Speaker 3: it's just because I'm calm. Where is on that one?
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, like constantly a little bit high pitch. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call that fucking loser Mitchell. I bet you
Speaker 3: won't answer.
Speaker 5: I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't answer, he'll answer as a back next week.
Speaker 1: Oh is this just like yeah, which produced general? You
Speaker 1: have to do some work.
Speaker 5: We'll steal her.
Speaker 1: He sucks, he's off the show. He's off and done
Speaker 1: as groundskeepers. She can make that, she can make call.
Speaker 5: I will say. Now, Abby has inspired me to be
Speaker 5: more comfortable with my unhinged rants on Instagram stories. Yes,
Speaker 5: And she mentioned that she did those before and I
Speaker 5: was and I've seen them. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: should do that because I used to do that a lot,
Speaker 5: and I feel like every time I did, people would
Speaker 5: reply and like, think it was funny, and then I
Speaker 5: stopped doing it because I was like, people probably think
Speaker 5: I'm batshit crazy. Like I'd wake up the next morning
Speaker 5: and see all the ship I had said and like
Speaker 5: delete it immediately, But it was so therapeutic.
Speaker 1: Could fucking let him think you're crazy? I don't worse things.
Speaker 1: I think there's worse things to be thought of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm start Instagram rants again.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 5: I remember I wet on one and I deleted it
Speaker 5: like ten minutes after I posted it because I was
Speaker 5: so drunk and I was trying to word it to people.
Speaker 5: I was like, well, I do this thing when I'm
Speaker 5: drunk on Instagram where it's like it's not that I
Speaker 5: don't like you, but it's like, I'm not the kind
Speaker 5: of person who likes and comments on people's pictures. It's
Speaker 5: not that I don't care, it's just like nothing to
Speaker 5: say and like, So if you ever see that I
Speaker 5: like one of your pictures or comment or like reply
Speaker 5: to your story, just know it's because I'm drunk and
Speaker 5: I would never do that if I was sober, Like
Speaker 5: I do it to like people I went to high
Speaker 5: school with all the time who have never spoken to
Speaker 5: and I'll be drunk and I reply to a story
Speaker 5: of like their fucking baby or some shit like oh
Speaker 5: my hand, have you been babe? And then like I
Speaker 5: won't see their reply until the next day, where I've
Speaker 5: like sobered up and I have a headache and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: give a fuck, Like I'm not gonna reply to this.
Speaker 3: So is that is that the rant that you deleted? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why would you delete that? That's relatable everyone.
Speaker 5: But I sounded like a count shit.
Speaker 3: But it's it's not representing the thoughts of many. You know,
Speaker 3: most of my some of my most viral videos have
Speaker 3: been my rants that I just put on Instagram story
Speaker 3: and then I saved them and posted them as actual video.
Speaker 3: It's the Leasta Wilkinson thing, the tone now thing. They
Speaker 3: were all just Instagram story rants.
Speaker 5: I think it was less to It was less the
Speaker 5: topics that I was.
Speaker 6: It was just the way I was wording it.
Speaker 5: I just sounded like such a fucking dick because I
Speaker 5: made a point of like, because I don't like I
Speaker 5: don't interact with anyone. Even though I've received a picture
Speaker 5: of my best friend and she looks beautiful, I won't
Speaker 5: like it because I'm like what's the point. Actually I will,
Speaker 5: but like I don't comment things on my friends, like
Speaker 5: the kind of person who's going to comment go like
Speaker 5: twin or like oh looks so good, fucking looks great, babe. Second,
Speaker 5: a drop of alcohol enters me. I'm they're going, hey
Speaker 5: do you look to say?
Speaker 1: While that was so funny, She's also like that in
Speaker 1: real life as well, like when when you're you're drunk
Speaker 1: as well, you start calling everyone.
Speaker 5: Babe, Oh I get super straight, Like I don't reach
Speaker 5: a certain level of drunk and I'm like, no, babe,
Speaker 5: like listen, like it's I love you, babe. It's so
Speaker 5: intense because of my emotions are so repressed or the
Speaker 5: time A second, don't have any alcohol, Like I have
Speaker 5: some friends who like I don't hug, like I don't
Speaker 5: see Mitchell and go, I mean, I like, give me
Speaker 5: a hug, but.
Speaker 3: When she's dunk.
Speaker 5: But then other friends like our friend Oscar, for instance,
Speaker 5: like if I missed Mitchell, I'd be like, oh, hey,
Speaker 5: I miss you. Haven't seen you a while Oscar. I
Speaker 5: messaged him and I was like so sick this quarantine.
Speaker 5: Can't wait for you to be inside of me again.
Speaker 5: I miss you so much. Oscar's never been inside of me,
Speaker 5: and then he's replies like me too, Babs when he
Speaker 5: started to saying it's weird sexual shit to each other,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what is this? I can't even
Speaker 5: set someone I like, but I can message my platonic
Speaker 5: friend going, can't wait for you to be inside of
Speaker 5: me again?
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's that's good ship though, That.
Speaker 5: Is good ship, Oscar. You're listening, can't wait for you
Speaker 5: to be inside of me again?
Speaker 3: And you much have a hugger Jenner. I'm in the cure,
Speaker 3: not really, No, No, I.
Speaker 7: Feel like Jenna seems like the person who if like
Speaker 7: someone was coming in to hug her, she'd like do the.
Speaker 5: Whole okay, Yeah I don't see that and just.
Speaker 1: Roll with it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because like you wouldn't like offend some one, Like
Speaker 7: if someone was coming up to me and like going in.
Speaker 1: For the huggy, be like, oh cool.
Speaker 3: She doesn't like it, prefers to sit up on the
Speaker 3: window sill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he doesn't.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm kind of flip like I don't like hugs.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna hug my friends all the time, but
Speaker 5: if I'm dating someone, they need to be touching me
Speaker 5: at all times, or I think they hate me. I
Speaker 5: know we just did that for like three hours, But
Speaker 5: do you want to cuddle me some more? Give me
Speaker 5: a kiss now?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: This is why I'm always single. I walk around I'm
Speaker 5: single like I don't need anyone. I'm such a bad bit.
Speaker 5: The second I start liking someone, I'm the neediest motherfucker
Speaker 5: on the planet.
Speaker 3: Tell me that you love me again with the wanting
Speaker 3: what you can't have. I've been so horny all of
Speaker 3: I though, But now that things are signed to open
Speaker 3: up again, I'm like, no, I don't know nuts, no.
Speaker 1: No, Gordon, I couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 3: Absolutely all right, Well we should get out or here,
Speaker 3: shouldn't we?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I heard beers earlier.
Speaker 1: I need to hear that is there all soder.
Speaker 6: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know as much as you do.
Speaker 6: The wine.
Speaker 3: Actually that there probably would be.
Speaker 1: I don't really know something.
Speaker 5: I'm hunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah we should go. Jenna, lovely to have you here.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being more loyal than the actual host
Speaker 3: of the show, of course, but you've missed your fair share. God,
Speaker 3: I'm just such a constant, aren't.
Speaker 1: I missed my fair share.
Speaker 3: Never, Yeah, you've missed like three or four?
Speaker 6: You have, no, I have not.
Speaker 3: There was an episode it was either episode three or
Speaker 3: four where you just didn't show up again, claiming to
Speaker 3: be busy, And there was that was Zimba.
Speaker 7: There was.
Speaker 1: Jenna has been doing Zomba as long as I have
Speaker 1: known her. You should know to work around her schedule.
Speaker 1: Those were she.
Speaker 3: Would never she would be but Tulia. Yeah, the old
Speaker 3: issue with Jenna still exists in that there was no communication.
Speaker 3: She never said to us, Hey, I have Zimba, can
Speaker 3: we miss the show?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would come on the show while we're recording
Speaker 3: and go, I've missed Zimba for this, like to guilt trippers,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what, you didn't suggest an alternate anyway?
Speaker 3: Episode three or four one or the other, I can't
Speaker 3: remember which one. And then you missed episode eight And
Speaker 3: then you did have a perfectly valid reason my grandmother died.
Speaker 3: I thot that was episode twenty something. I can't remember
Speaker 3: you did you just skip over that one? And I
Speaker 3: said her fair share, I reckon three is a fair
Speaker 3: amount of shows to miss. I did not miss fucking
Speaker 3: two months on not my cup of tea. I was busy, Telsa,
Speaker 3: you missed like one or two and I had to
Speaker 3: do it. I've never missed it.
Speaker 1: I've been all right. I was really bad at school though,
Speaker 1: like they, I never went there.
Speaker 5: I never did that place, never went.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'll be back next week. Jenna will be
Speaker 3: back next week. The other more on. Mitchell will be
Speaker 3: back next week. You two are welcome any time.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I swallowed my water wrong.
Speaker 3: You're so rude. It really likes you.
Speaker 5: I like Mitch all lot too. That's why I'm comfortable
Speaker 5: being a cunt to him even when he's not here.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, cool?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you care Mitch if you're fucking listening anyway?
Speaker 5: Fight me in the parking lot. Oh wait, no, we
Speaker 5: can't social distancing, don't. You can't catch these head You have.
Speaker 3: Whips anyway, so carried away? Can you get a whip?
Speaker 6: I would like to see that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, some whipping, some whipping, I mean a whip,
Speaker 5: mitueal Jerry, Mitch Cherrell, Where is God?
Speaker 6: Alright?
Speaker 3: Episode thirty next week, guys, We'll catch you then. Bye
Speaker 3: bye bye