Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG, Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 3: We're custing to the world blood Christian, you're freezing your
Speaker 3: skin smelting off. Oh conall who.
Speaker 4: Was staring down the barrel of another controversy for Breakfast show.
Speaker 5: Don't start this business again?
Speaker 3: Starts now? Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show.
Speaker 3: Have you well? Thants you tuning in? It's seven minutes
Speaker 3: past six. I think I've got my first speeding ticket
Speaker 3: since moving here eighteen months ago. Happened this morning? Does
Speaker 3: the flash mean you're going to get the ticket?
Speaker 4: Or does the flash this mean could have just been
Speaker 4: a photographer trying.
Speaker 3: To bloody perhaps at five point fifteen going through Fitzroy
Speaker 3: Street in Saint Kilna. Perhaps just leave me alone, guys,
Speaker 3: please let me have some privacy when I'm driving to
Speaker 3: Wort picking my nose.
Speaker 4: It's hard in the mornings, isn't it, Because there's a
Speaker 4: lot less traffic on the road and I would never.
Speaker 3: A gun it dry through schools and burnouts in playgrounds.
Speaker 3: No one's up it's fast.
Speaker 4: And furious, but forty does seem particularly slow when there's
Speaker 4: nobody else on the road.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it? You know?
Speaker 5: Was it a forty zone?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? It's so tricky right because they
Speaker 3: go suddenly you get the forty, then it goes up
Speaker 3: to sixty, and there seems to be a lack of
Speaker 3: ane warning signs or claxons to go off around me
Speaker 3: to let me know that it's now changed suddenly from
Speaker 3: the sixty back down to forty. Then there's the one
Speaker 3: that's the forty brackets only when the kids are at school, yes,
Speaker 3: and outside of that you can gun it by another twenty.
Speaker 3: There's so much to.
Speaker 4: Take confusion, So hang on.
Speaker 5: So was it a red light or was it a spaeding?
Speaker 5: Or was it both?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say speeding, I'd say a lack of clarity
Speaker 3: in the sink killed area with signage was And that's
Speaker 3: what I'm going to say if it goes to court,
Speaker 3: I'm going to fight this all the way. Oh, I
Speaker 3: need you guys to back me on this as well.
Speaker 3: There's a lack of clarity where I was driving.
Speaker 4: The old confusion defense.
Speaker 3: Just sorry, I've only just moved here. I am British.
Speaker 5: There is no defense. I don't think, no.
Speaker 3: Insanity, possibly insanity. I actually believe, you know, for us
Speaker 3: breakfast show people, we should have a siren that we
Speaker 3: can put on the top of the car. Now, I
Speaker 3: don't mean a blue light obviously, or a red light. Okay,
Speaker 3: those are for the actual emergency services, but just underneath
Speaker 3: the emergency services are breakfast show presenters. And I think
Speaker 3: that we should have I don't know what it would be,
Speaker 3: but some kind of thing you can put on the
Speaker 3: roof of the kind and undercover cops and you only
Speaker 3: used it on the way in to do your show,
Speaker 3: so suddenly you'd see we're not Pang because he doesn't
Speaker 3: get into night. I think he gets so five to
Speaker 3: nine he turns up, he said five minutes of power
Speaker 3: and then goes to the golf course. But you might
Speaker 3: see Eddie or you know, me or Jack or Pat's
Speaker 3: coming over where I be with a anchorman all coming
Speaker 3: in from north south east West Fife. It's got her
Speaker 3: sign on as well. I think that's a fairer.
Speaker 4: Way because we're not an emergency service, but we are
Speaker 4: a type of service.
Speaker 5: We're a community service.
Speaker 3: What I don't get anything travel all the way here.
Speaker 3: It's become on a community radio show.
Speaker 4: I thought this was like your prison time, the community
Speaker 4: service that you had to service.
Speaker 3: It's got on a four point three. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I got my first speeding fines. Is there a
Speaker 3: lawyer who can represent me?
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Speaker 3: Three, So it looks like I've got my first speeding
Speaker 3: fine come in my way. Many many British people when
Speaker 3: they first move here, it's normally within the first month
Speaker 3: or two because they get so caught out unaware with
Speaker 3: a sudden speed, different changes in different zones. So I've
Speaker 3: gone pretty well to get this far. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: flashed going through it and interchange and you know, you
Speaker 3: just swear straight away, don't you. There was no one
Speaker 3: else in the car as soon as yeah, God got
Speaker 3: me so but sometimes it's just a flash and no
Speaker 3: fine already.
Speaker 4: You know what I felt like, I got flashed ones
Speaker 4: and I never got a fine in the mail, and
Speaker 4: I was waiting for it. I think it might have
Speaker 4: been looking back on it, you know how trams sometimes
Speaker 4: spark at the top. Yes, I think it was a
Speaker 4: spark of a tramp start.
Speaker 5: Some of them do miss fire too, like some will
Speaker 5: just go off if there's a fault with them.
Speaker 3: They don't. They don't walking down the street something.
Speaker 5: No, they do. Some are faulty.
Speaker 3: I know it's just overtaken that foot someone just walking
Speaker 3: down the street. But I think I was saying that
Speaker 3: fast mixing the line he's got some help for me.
Speaker 3: Come on in, Mick, good morning.
Speaker 6: Here are you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm pretty worried about this speeding phine, Mick,
Speaker 3: have you got any advice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just going to say, you've done pretty
Speaker 2: well to actually not be done, considering how much revenue
Speaker 2: raking goes on in Victoria.
Speaker 3: That's true. Actually, yeah, that's a s.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say. We've got a letter,
Speaker 2: a generic letter that we share amongst ourselves, between family,
Speaker 2: friends and work colleagues. We've been using for the last
Speaker 2: twenty years that you know, basically states I'm a good
Speaker 2: driver with no history of accidents, et cetera. And we
Speaker 2: find that most people get off if it's only a
Speaker 2: single point fine, so a lower fine.
Speaker 3: This is I was doing seventeen over what the actual
Speaker 3: bad I know, it's really bad. It's really weird bad. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's it's you know, and I deserve to obviously be fined.
Speaker 3: But it was again it's a confusion between.
Speaker 4: The zones and zone.
Speaker 3: You know, I thought it was a sixty, so it's
Speaker 3: just under that three under that, So really reward me
Speaker 3: for I think going under that. But it actually turns
Speaker 3: out was a forty. You know, it's terrible. But I
Speaker 3: don't think that that one. I don't think that letter
Speaker 3: is going to help me. Is it mean?
Speaker 2: Well more, you could still put in their stuff like
Speaker 2: you know, has there as this speak camera been calibrated
Speaker 2: lately and asked for proof of stuff like that as well,
Speaker 2: So we do things like that. So if they can't
Speaker 2: provide them proof that has been calibrated and said amount
Speaker 2: of time, well, like Pat said, it could be out.
Speaker 3: I think the facts I said on air, what have done?
Speaker 3: They're going to be waiting for my did you hear
Speaker 3: it the other day? She confessed on air? And now
Speaker 3: and now he's talking about independently calibrating testing going on.
Speaker 4: He didn't calibrate his on air.
Speaker 3: Statement where's the dump button in the studio? Other so
Speaker 3: we cando everything I've just said, all right, Mick, thanks
Speaker 3: for trying to help that. I have a good day.
Speaker 1: Thanks mate, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 3: Three already, that is a stunning looking day out there.
Speaker 3: And then I find out it's daylight savings changed this weekend.
Speaker 4: I think you just found that out too, me too,
Speaker 4: did you?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes? Where's where is it? This needs to be
Speaker 3: top news story all week.
Speaker 5: My mum rang last night because she's babysitting for us
Speaker 5: today and she thought because it's October one, that it
Speaker 5: kicked in today, so she was worried about being late,
Speaker 5: and I said, no Saturday night, mom, So.
Speaker 4: Why is she ring you? He could I just google
Speaker 4: it all?
Speaker 5: Oh, she's not computer literature, morning Mum.
Speaker 3: She'll be listening if you're morning Pats mum. If your
Speaker 3: mama's are alone, on you for facts and information. I'm
Speaker 3: getting ready for Christmas Day this Friday.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 5: So it's a clock now, hang on? Is it an
Speaker 5: hour afore?
Speaker 3: Let's just maybe get that pronunciation really right before you
Speaker 3: start stumbling around those words. Okay, something else that might
Speaker 3: change this week, cand but that has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with this breakfast show, madam. But now now it's look
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 5: It's beauty, stunning day.
Speaker 3: It's great to be up at this sort of secret
Speaker 3: howl of the day. Well, most of the Melbourne is
Speaker 3: fast asleep still or just stirring where already you wait
Speaker 3: look at this. However, the next week are we being
Speaker 3: plunged in darkness again? With the change? That is depressing?
Speaker 3: Isn't it yesterday to go into one of these places?
Speaker 3: And then with the modern world now there are some
Speaker 3: businesses that don't want us rocking up anymore. They want
Speaker 3: us to go online or go on the phones because
Speaker 3: it's cost savings. I went into a bank. When was
Speaker 3: the last time any of you ever went into a bank?
Speaker 3: First of all, it took me while to operate the door.
Speaker 3: They don't even want to even if you find it.
Speaker 3: It's that one of those and it's there's no open sign.
Speaker 3: And I started doing the old wax works moving my
Speaker 3: around that I was having a seizure.
Speaker 4: You do where you poke it? Maybe it's sensitive?
Speaker 3: Is it a step on? Step on? Like a dance game?
Speaker 3: What's happening here? You know? Then the mysterious doors opens,
Speaker 3: you go in and straight away but I'm not welcome here.
Speaker 3: And there's only one sort of tailer. Is that what
Speaker 3: they call them? Store teller? There's only one. Remember years
Speaker 3: ago in the banks, gapeestly. It was like the world's
Speaker 3: greatest bar, but the worst as well. Everyone was ready
Speaker 3: to serve you and take your money or say you
Speaker 3: haven't got any money all your own. But they always
Speaker 3: had people there, and you be queuing up, but it
Speaker 3: was quite quick. Just why one person there? And then
Speaker 3: I saw it. There's always if you go into a
Speaker 3: bank during the day, there's always at least two mature ladies.
Speaker 3: And what they do is you're all waiting for a while,
Speaker 3: and then the lady goes, okay, yes, next please, old
Speaker 3: lady steps forward and then she does this, she starts.
Speaker 3: Then's the time to start rummaging around in the handbag
Speaker 3: for whatever business she need to talk to the bank about.
Speaker 3: We've been waiting fifteen minutes. I'm good to go, right,
Speaker 3: I've got I've got my story straight, I'm rehearsing. Hello,
Speaker 3: I need this this, I've got this backup thing here,
Speaker 3: I got my papers. I'm ready to go. I've rehearsed
Speaker 3: it all more than a breakfast shof've done that day?
Speaker 3: This old deer in front of me. Bless her was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's not that bad, is it? In the car?
Speaker 5: Let me have another.
Speaker 3: Look at this giant handbager. God just knows what's in
Speaker 3: there and all that. Oh, and everyone else is looking
Speaker 3: doing that polite grin thing. You just want to go.
Speaker 3: Please get a move on. We're having it, but it's
Speaker 3: clear banks don't want us going in. Was the last
Speaker 3: time even in a bank.
Speaker 4: I went to one recently for probably the first time
Speaker 4: in years, to try our band release the Sounds. Was
Speaker 4: going to get a business account.
Speaker 3: Did she go, oh, we've just had the food fighters anyhow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're trying to get a small business loan at Dave Grohl.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely man.
Speaker 4: You should have seen the look of this guy's face
Speaker 4: when we came with nothing. So hey, we're a band.
Speaker 4: We want to get open our own account, a joint account.
Speaker 4: He's like, okay, do you have your ABN in your
Speaker 4: business name? Oh no, no, we've got.
Speaker 3: We must have looked at you like you're a couple
Speaker 3: of stoners or no hopers, a couple of ten year
Speaker 3: old You can't even see over the ledgend the till
Speaker 3: an open bank account for a band.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Queen, I want to oh wellly been paying attention since yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well done. Lots of we're calling in thinking is this it?
Speaker 3: This is the second time you played, Queen, I want
Speaker 3: it all. I want to try and win my ten
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for the ten k No repeat work day. No,
Speaker 3: it's the next time you hear us playing that song again.
Speaker 3: This is the first time we played it. Then you
Speaker 3: can try and win your instant ten thousand dollars. Good
Speaker 3: luck over the weekend, the long weekend, And like I
Speaker 3: said yesterday, we had to say Airbnb placed out in
Speaker 3: the Redhill and the place was staying in certain things
Speaker 3: you get in other bitles homes, don't you Those kind
Speaker 3: of that they rent out and hire out DVDs and
Speaker 3: DVD players. And as soon as I got there, I
Speaker 3: had a little nose around the DVDs and there were
Speaker 3: a lot. Let's going actually a good old sort of
Speaker 3: collection of DVDs. We watched them, my wife and I
Speaker 3: that one even and watched The Gladiator stood a great movie.
Speaker 4: But they're never new releases, are there. They're out that
Speaker 4: era in two thousand or earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also just handling a DVD. It's not like
Speaker 3: an ancient museum piece. But it feels of a different time,
Speaker 3: doesn't it. Straight Away? Now you know, we don't own
Speaker 3: those movies anymore. We're just they exist where you download.
Speaker 4: Stream except at Patter's house where she's still got a
Speaker 4: VCA VC I.
Speaker 5: Do front loader, Yes, I do, still works.
Speaker 3: And then I saw that there was Twins. The movie Twins,
Speaker 3: you remember, classic comedy of that was late eighties, early nineties,
Speaker 3: Danny DeVito and Arnie and I got to my kids, Oh,
Speaker 3: we've got to watch this. This is a funny movie.
Speaker 3: They're like, what is it? Went the big one? He
Speaker 3: got the front cover. The big guy turns out he's
Speaker 3: got a twin. It's the little guy. It's already funny, right,
Speaker 3: and they go, who are they went? That's Danny DeVito.
Speaker 3: Trying to explain the concept of Danny DeVito to a
Speaker 3: twelve year old and a fifteen year old is very hard.
Speaker 3: He was in taxi and with a big guy, used
Speaker 3: to be the world's strongest man, and then he became
Speaker 3: an actor and then he ran California already. It's a
Speaker 3: tough sell. I really big it up. I go, hey, this,
Speaker 3: you know, I know you look missus doubt fire. You
Speaker 3: love when I showed that to you, So trust me
Speaker 3: on this one. The old man knows what it's talk
Speaker 3: about when he comes to movies and comedy. Game. We
Speaker 3: put it in and ten minutes in there's nothing but silence,
Speaker 3: and I can feel eyes burrowing into my head and
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, it hasn't ased. Well, okay, let's turn
Speaker 3: it off. We had to. I felt so bad we
Speaker 3: had to turn off Twins. It was just really lame, unfunny.
Speaker 3: The scenes were all over long, you know, was these
Speaker 3: guys everything, soone's too many jump cuts? Hasn't it got
Speaker 3: an attention a deficit disorder? You know, we're always jumping
Speaker 3: around and jump cuts and stuff like that. But this
Speaker 3: thing was so slow and casually sexist as well. Arnie.
Speaker 3: Every scene he's in, he's eyeing up some woman. A
Speaker 3: nurse leans forward and he's like, oh. The kids were
Speaker 3: like this is really actually really inappropriate down and I'm like,
Speaker 3: because they're like, they're obviously growing into a world and
Speaker 3: they are militant feminists. I'm like, absolutely, I showed you
Speaker 3: this as an example. Let's bonnet. That's right now, there's
Speaker 3: arrested everyone who made this. So yeah, there are certain
Speaker 3: movies that don't age well. And another one I watched
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, not with the kids and
Speaker 3: his age, and I think it was just made in
Speaker 3: a simpler time. Braveheart.
Speaker 4: Oh, I have fond memories of Brave Heart.
Speaker 3: Do my favor. Watch it again as soon as you can.
Speaker 3: What you'll notice are there are some terrible, terrible howlers
Speaker 3: in the attention to detail that change how you feel
Speaker 3: about the whole movie. In one, Big Wars and there's
Speaker 3: a lot of battle scenes, it's mainly a lot of
Speaker 3: It's an angry Scottish guy, basically the subtitle of that movie.
Speaker 3: There's one scene where there's the dude behind William Wallace
Speaker 3: who is Mel Gibson, Who's is Seriously, I don't even
Speaker 3: know how these days, I guess with the technology when
Speaker 3: they're editing stuff, but he's wearing a baseball cap. I
Speaker 3: don't know how. I'm not joking, like, I don't know
Speaker 3: how it's snuck in. There's a guy and how someone
Speaker 3: went cut. Who is the idiot? He's come back from
Speaker 3: lunch with a baseball cap on?
Speaker 4: They didn't have these in medieval time?
Speaker 3: My mistake? What about I turn it backwards? Okay?
Speaker 4: I have seen the screenshot of there's a white van
Speaker 4: on the hills.
Speaker 3: In another greatly one where there's just a fan part there. Well, no,
Speaker 3: and so that that that hasn't aged well because these
Speaker 3: days the attention to detail in movies and how they
Speaker 3: do it. I guess they have things like some sort
Speaker 3: of thing with a technology or system would go through
Speaker 3: it all now looking for But yeah, what do you
Speaker 3: think are the movies? Have you guys watched any in
Speaker 3: the last year or two that just done age? Because
Speaker 3: the idea of the.
Speaker 4: Technology that guys are looking for somebody wearing a cap
Speaker 4: or a van running through the computer part.
Speaker 3: Hang on, there's an uber in the background of Gladiator.
Speaker 3: All right, give us a call. What movies don't age
Speaker 3: very well? Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: You can email us about anything you've heard talked about
Speaker 3: on the show. We call it late to the party.
Speaker 3: We love getting your emails. You email me Christian at
Speaker 3: gold one O four three dot com dot au. Uh wow,
Speaker 3: I've had my first email from someone who happened to
Speaker 3: have heard the best of we do primetime seven am
Speaker 3: on a Saturda day morning or is it eight? She
Speaker 3: should know it because I'm here every Saturday between seven, eight, nine,
Speaker 3: ten eleven twelve one doing the best start. It's not
Speaker 3: pre recorded. Okay, they come in and I'll count a
Speaker 3: two hour little best of show. Chuckling as I listened
Speaker 3: to some of the funny calls that we've found from
Speaker 3: listeners this week.
Speaker 4: What happened as well? Sue said months ago it's going
Speaker 4: to move to three hours. I guess we just didn't
Speaker 4: have enough content to fill three hours.
Speaker 3: She did, Let's start at this Saturday from now? Who's
Speaker 3: after us? Who am I kicking out of an hour?
Speaker 4: Oh jeez, I don't listen to on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Rotating. Isn't it like a rotating roster?
Speaker 3: Is it? What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Well, you get different jocks, Well they have like an interchange.
Speaker 5: Joe Bobbolino.
Speaker 4: Huggy's other job here is to do the roster.
Speaker 5: It's on my wall somewhere I.
Speaker 3: Do see the email go out as well. We should.
Speaker 3: You're right. She did say let's start the best of
Speaker 3: two hours and then we'll take it to three. So
Speaker 3: I reckon, it's ready now. For three hours. That means
Speaker 3: we've got to really get a hustle on this week
Speaker 3: again for three hours. Anyway, this guy here, Alan, was
Speaker 3: listening to the best of Saturday, Thank you Allan, and
Speaker 3: he heard some of the great calls from you guys.
Speaker 3: When we were doing a five TB of Tuesday last week,
Speaker 3: one of the phone in is one though five was
Speaker 3: about how he went out to buy milk. What did
Speaker 3: you come back with? Remember the dad that went out
Speaker 3: to buy milk came back with a six seater spa.
Speaker 3: That call. Anyway, this guy went out. He didn't go
Speaker 3: out to get milk. He went out to get a
Speaker 3: second hand motorcycle helmet, but came back with a wife.
Speaker 3: Listened to this story so I.
Speaker 4: Love him intrigued.
Speaker 3: This is a great one. It's not what you think, Hi,
Speaker 3: Christian heard the best of We found the listener one guy, Alan,
Speaker 3: My hobby is airbrushing, and I was listening to you
Speaker 3: talk about how people go it went out to buy
Speaker 3: something small like a bottle of milk, and they came
Speaker 3: up with something far bigger and more significant. So my
Speaker 3: hobby is air brushing, and what I do is I
Speaker 3: have a look on gum tree in eBay. I look
Speaker 3: for cheap motorcycle helmets to practice my art of air brushing.
Speaker 3: This is how I got mixed up with bike helmets.
Speaker 3: I saw that a lady when I was looking for
Speaker 3: any cheap second hand motorcycle helmets. I also saw on
Speaker 3: coumtry that a novice motorcycle rider wanted a mentor. She
Speaker 3: was located near Saint Kilda. She'd only done twenty kilometers
Speaker 3: experience and there was a forty five year old new
Speaker 3: novice female rider. My response was what the hell? So
Speaker 3: I contacted her and then one Sunday morning, six am,
Speaker 3: I said, look, I'm driving by Beach Road. I'll stop
Speaker 3: for a minute and if you join me on your motorbike,
Speaker 3: I head up to Beach Road. We go as far
Speaker 3: as Brighton and back again. I was on my Harley Davidson.
Speaker 3: This member came a weekly Sunday thing. Several times. We'll
Speaker 3: meet up at six am, then at seven am, then
Speaker 3: at eight am. On a Sunday, giving her more traffic
Speaker 3: experience than one Sunday morning. For the first time ever,
Speaker 3: we stopped for a coffee. Normally we would just ride.
Speaker 3: I would turn around, ride back with her wave as
Speaker 3: she didn departed and went by wake up.
Speaker 4: The residents of Bayside.
Speaker 3: Get this end. So they stop off for a coffee
Speaker 3: for the first time after doing this for a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks, and they start talking to each other and
Speaker 3: they just got married last year.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Isn't that a nice story? So that is how he
Speaker 3: went out for milk. He's putting brackets here a helmet
Speaker 3: and came back with his wife. That's a lovely story
Speaker 3: had and I love that. I think that's brilliant. I
Speaker 3: also love this one Christian late to the party Cheap dads.
Speaker 3: Each year, my dad would take me and my brother
Speaker 3: on holiday to Spain's. She wasn't cheap in that way,
Speaker 3: but once we got there, the cheapness set in. He
Speaker 3: always had some tariff that he paid for where we
Speaker 3: got breakfast and one evening meal no lunch. Each morning.
Speaker 3: Before going down to breakfast, he'd issue us with a
Speaker 3: beach bag during breakfast, and during breakfast he would watch
Speaker 3: out for the staff, and when they weren't looking, he
Speaker 3: would say, go on, sons, now, to chance we would
Speaker 3: be made, made to go over to the breakfast buffet,
Speaker 3: fed up the beach bags with bread rolls, try stale
Speaker 3: bread rolls and that awful slight, sweaty cheese because there's
Speaker 3: been laid out over ice for some reason. Come lunch time,
Speaker 3: we've been ordered to get out, said even drier, more
Speaker 3: stale red rolls, rip them open, because he wouldn't hit
Speaker 3: the cutlery and dig out the now warm, melty, sticky cheese,
Speaker 3: slices napkins sticking to each corner stores they dry squished
Speaker 3: them into some kind of rudimentary lunch. It was a
Speaker 3: whole week, every lunch time of dry rolls with horrible, sticky, sweaty, melky,
Speaker 3: melty cheese. And it took its toll on my me
Speaker 3: and my brother as well. I have I have, I've
Speaker 3: got post traumatic stress to sort of Christian. I can't
Speaker 3: go near a breakfast buffet cheese. I can't go near
Speaker 3: the breakfast buffet cheese and meat selection out getting flashbacks, Duncan.
Speaker 3: That's a great email if you ever want to email.
Speaker 3: The show is Christian at Gold one o four three
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: What a beautiful looking morning it is already today, So
Speaker 3: busy show today got you your chance to go and
Speaker 3: see Queen Live with the awesome Adam Lambert at seven
Speaker 3: thirty and ten weeks of Tickets which kicks off yesterday,
Speaker 3: and then at eight we'll be doing five Top of Tuesday.
Speaker 3: But before that, Sometimes on a Patsy will send me
Speaker 3: an email in the evening. I've just stuff that's been
Speaker 3: going on with her and it might be something that
Speaker 3: I can be aware of and that I want want
Speaker 3: more details on the radio show. Often it's just an
Speaker 3: update of what's been going on with Audie. So yesterday's
Speaker 3: email was Lady's been throwing a beach ball at the
Speaker 3: back of Pats's head. It's good to know, you know.
Speaker 3: It's like sometimes in a Christmas card you get one
Speaker 3: of those news letters about some crappy kids of it.
Speaker 3: Tarquin's doing very well. Here's Japanese.
Speaker 5: It was more a sign of my sign off from
Speaker 5: the email because Musco, I'm getting a bach ball in
Speaker 5: the back of my head exactly.
Speaker 3: I get it. However, the first paragraph I read several
Speaker 3: times trying to work out why you were upset, and
Speaker 3: I thought I must have missed a keyword here, scanning
Speaker 3: it word by word. No, I'll go for another one.
Speaker 3: Read through number five. No, now, before you get your
Speaker 3: chance to tell what happened yesterday when the people knocked
Speaker 3: the door. Allow me if I can, just to read
Speaker 3: out word for word the report you sent me. First
Speaker 3: of all, it begins like this, there's no I was
Speaker 3: when she's angry, pats los his pronunciation, rudely awakened by
Speaker 3: door knockers. This afternoon, two young men fundraising for a charity.
Speaker 3: They all have the same intro when they see your
Speaker 3: pained expression, we're not asking for any money today. Then
Speaker 3: one says, oh, are you Italian? Should we speak to
Speaker 3: you an Italian? I held his gaze with a are
Speaker 3: you swear words? Serious racist raging in my head and
Speaker 3: I closed the door. Get this last name, which is
Speaker 3: a shame because I support cerebral palsy.
Speaker 5: Well that's who without collecting for and it's a very
Speaker 5: worthy organization. But he got me off side with that comment.
Speaker 5: I thought that was a silly comment.
Speaker 3: Shall I read it again? Because that I had to
Speaker 3: and you should have to hear it again. Rudely awakened
Speaker 3: by door knockers this afternoon, two young men fundraising for
Speaker 3: a chanting. They all have the same intro when they
Speaker 3: see your pained expression. We're not asking for any money today,
Speaker 3: Delmar says, oh are you Italian? She won't speaks to
Speaker 3: you and Italian. I held his She meant to say gays,
Speaker 3: but you put in here glaze on the top of
Speaker 3: at the top of a cake.
Speaker 5: S thinking donuts.
Speaker 3: I held his glaze with a are youse swear word
Speaker 3: serious racist raising in my head and closed the door.
Speaker 3: Which is a shame because I like to support cerebral palsy.
Speaker 5: Don't you think that's a weird thing to say?
Speaker 3: Slam shame. I like to support cerebral palsy. But they're
Speaker 3: not getting anything from me today. Good luck with the research.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought it was a silly thing to say,
Speaker 5: and it kind of took me back. I thought, really,
Speaker 5: but why are.
Speaker 3: They racist for simply misunderstanding and thinking, oh you might
Speaker 3: you might look at.
Speaker 5: You find that I find it a weird thing to say.
Speaker 5: It's because I.
Speaker 3: Treat someone different because of a skin color and treat
Speaker 3: them differently.
Speaker 5: Do you think that's right?
Speaker 4: You know what I reckon he's going for.
Speaker 3: I reckon they're going to help out the funding for
Speaker 3: cerebral balls.
Speaker 4: He's trying to catch you off guard and confuse you.
Speaker 4: So you get into a conversation. Is that what you're
Speaker 4: handing over money? I think so. No, No, I'm not Italian.
Speaker 4: My family's from Ireland. Sky Really, my family's there before.
Speaker 3: You know, Patsy, we're all hill Billies and.
Speaker 5: Selling tactic, you think, Jack, I think so.
Speaker 3: But you here's my question. Why would you get so
Speaker 3: upset with him simply saying are you Italian?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 5: I love Italian people.
Speaker 3: It's not that Italian, Okay, Jones? Please stop Joe.
Speaker 5: Why do we have to say you're Italian or your
Speaker 5: We're all the same.
Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than when someone says, I love and
Speaker 3: so no ethnicity. There's a trump pest thing. All I
Speaker 3: will say is this the other one is no offense.
Speaker 5: But no, no, no, no, I just thought it was
Speaker 5: a really odd thing to say.
Speaker 8: Odd.
Speaker 3: I'm not even playing this song. The boss has started
Speaker 3: to play it, so we wrapped this up hashtag patsgaatee Pats.
Speaker 3: This has become a hashtag A love the world. It's okay,
Speaker 3: hey listen everyone, please know this for the record. Some
Speaker 3: of her best mates they're Italian.
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Speaker 3: Perahts he's just had a new job off for three
Speaker 3: and Nobody Breakfast in Sydney, co hosting with Alan Jones.
Speaker 5: Point me, is that you know?
Speaker 3: I'm joking? Patsy just come beating into the studio like
Speaker 3: she does when she's not happy with something that went
Speaker 3: out on it. She's flying in it, didn't she the
Speaker 3: old arms up in the air. Come on, she said,
Speaker 3: I've read it down. It's not in taste in this
Speaker 3: modern age. She yelled at me. The finger was pointed
Speaker 3: like in Italian. Oh side, I don't want to be racist.
Speaker 3: There's a part. There's another couple of lines to the email,
Speaker 3: all right, so obviously it's signed off about these people
Speaker 3: that upset Patsy by saying, oh you're Italian? Shall we
Speaker 3: speak to you an Italian? And her slamming the door
Speaker 3: on the doorknocker is yesterday. This isn't the first time
Speaker 3: I've had elderly Greek or Italian men come up to
Speaker 3: me at the greengrocer and speak in their foreign tongue,
Speaker 3: want to do one of those DNA tests as mum
Speaker 3: and has seven sisters, all to look Mediterranean, their mother particularly,
Speaker 3: So I reckon there's a weekly feature we use the murder,
Speaker 3: she wrote music Letters from Pats. You always begin it
Speaker 3: hello kind certainly as well, and then what follows is
Speaker 3: normally a die drive of anger, therapy, often abuse at me.
Speaker 3: It always signs up we'd see you in the morning, Pommy,
Speaker 3: and it's like when when I when, when I'm move
Speaker 3: on for me? Just be the Pommy to you as well.
Speaker 3: So I think we.
Speaker 4: Email where she's claimed that somebody is being racist to her.
Speaker 3: If she ever sees me out in the street before
Speaker 3: she heads back to the old the lair at Wherabuch,
Speaker 3: she always winds down the window and goes everything okay, Pommy,
Speaker 3: go see.
Speaker 5: Her paths standing out on this.
Speaker 3: Just make a note of it. Then ten bar seven
Speaker 3: every Tuesday, Letters from Pats.
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Speaker 3: Yesterday we brought it back. It's ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 3: What that means for you us over the next ten
Speaker 3: weeks on the show, every single DA seven thirty your
Speaker 3: chance to go and win tickets to the biggest shows
Speaker 3: in town. All this week week one of ten weeks
Speaker 3: of tickets as an amazing one completely sold out, right,
Speaker 3: So Queen with the alsome Adam Lambert, you can win
Speaker 3: your tickets in about ten minutes time. Yesterday we played
Speaker 3: this game called under Pressures. We give you five seconds.
Speaker 3: I name a category. You got to try and name
Speaker 3: as many things in that category in five seconds. And
Speaker 3: to give you an ex work, we did a couple
Speaker 3: of rounds with Patsy. You know, she's the smartest person
Speaker 3: on the show, and I felt bad, Yes, sir, we
Speaker 3: sprung on her. One of the categories was newsreaders and
Speaker 3: I'm worried that. You know, obviously this might have been
Speaker 3: awkward in your industry if your fellow peers, Patsy, So
Speaker 3: I thought I'd give you a round two now, as
Speaker 3: many newsreaders as you came five seconds ago. Did you
Speaker 3: name yourself?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did, and you didn't accept it yesterday, But you
Speaker 5: need to because yourself. Yeah, that's all right. You didn't
Speaker 5: say I couldn't true.
Speaker 3: Take yourself out of there? Is it two out of
Speaker 3: five again?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, but let's try again. Now I'm going
Speaker 3: to give you another category.
Speaker 5: You ready depends what the category is.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's not the way the game. The listeners
Speaker 3: don't call up and barter with me. All right? Types
Speaker 3: of chocolate pressure all.
Speaker 5: White chocolate, terrible chocolate, pepperminte, chocolate, strawberry.
Speaker 9: Chocolate, chocolate.
Speaker 3: Okay. Movies are Patrick Swayze.
Speaker 5: Guyady Dead, Seeing row House Pure to Julie Umar from
Speaker 5: or whatever it was?
Speaker 4: Four? Was the last one?
Speaker 5: Julie?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 5: Julie Newmar from Wang Fu? That one where he did
Speaker 5: the cross dressing? It was great movie with Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 5: Did you not say that?
Speaker 3: I think it was? Was?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 3: Wang Foo?
Speaker 7: Love?
Speaker 3: Who is Yers Corporation issue?
Speaker 5: Julie Numar was the original catwoman?
Speaker 3: I see what's it called? Jack? I think you're right.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure there was a sweet.
Speaker 5: From Julie Nemo. He was out doing That's when I
Speaker 5: interviewed him when he came out for the publicity for it.
Speaker 3: To Wang Fu, thanks for everything, Numa, well actually does that.
Speaker 4: This movie looks like it's from the nineteen fifties. Yearn
Speaker 4: it's lazy for the film.
Speaker 5: Night Time nineties. It was in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Well word done, Patsy. You smash that as well. All right,
Speaker 3: so well we're not playing that next. We've got a
Speaker 3: different thing.
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Speaker 10: Christian o'connalls ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 3: It is bad. We did this last year, ten weeks
Speaker 3: of tickets only on Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 3: in the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show study yesterday for the
Speaker 3: next ten weeks and all the tickets to the biggest
Speaker 3: shows in town this week. It is completely sold out.
Speaker 3: Queen with Adam Lambert. There is only one Freddy Mercury,
Speaker 3: but Adam Lambert is amazing with Queen. There are coming
Speaker 3: over on the Rhapsody tour at Amy Park nineteenth of February.
Speaker 3: It is completely sold out. However, we've got tickets every
Speaker 3: single day this week. Not only do you win the
Speaker 3: tickets to go and see the show, and on Friday
Speaker 3: we're going to do a draw. This is such an
Speaker 3: amazing prime to give to somebody. You get your tickets
Speaker 3: upgraded to what's called I didn't even know what this existed,
Speaker 3: the VIP package. You get seats on the stage. I
Speaker 3: think you would actually just put your foot up on
Speaker 3: Roger Taylor's drums now I won't deal with it, drum.
Speaker 3: You also get a backstage talk pre show function merch
Speaker 3: worth over three thousand dollars. So you get tickets if
Speaker 3: you win this week anyway, but then you get the
Speaker 3: chance to have it upgraded to actually watch the show
Speaker 3: from the you're on the stage, which is incredible. Next
Speaker 3: week we roll from this straight into Elton John tickets.
Speaker 3: We've also got you two tickets. They're over in November,
Speaker 3: red hot summer tickets for you and three mates. Loads
Speaker 3: more over the next ten weeks. With this week, it's
Speaker 3: all about the great Freddy and Queen. I think you
Speaker 3: can enjoy what we're going to be doing for the
Speaker 3: rest of this week. Okay, so we have our very
Speaker 3: own Freddie Mercury and he has recorded a song and
Speaker 3: it's not a queen song, but he's singing a well
Speaker 3: known song to the tune of queen song. You don't
Speaker 3: need to guess the queen song. You need to try
Speaker 3: and unscramble your brain. Listen to the lyrics and guess
Speaker 3: the actual song. Not the queen song that Freddy's doing
Speaker 3: it too, but the it's another song. Here is this
Speaker 3: mornings one? Then? What is Freddy singing? Have listen?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this? With the lights out? It's
Speaker 3: this sanderus? Here we are.
Speaker 11: Now answertain us. I feel stupid and cantageous here, we
Speaker 11: are now ansertain us.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: That is amazing sight. Freddy is alive and with us
Speaker 3: once more. So what is the song Freddy is singing?
Speaker 3: It's the lyrics to one song, to a well known
Speaker 3: queen song. We don't want the queen song, we just
Speaker 3: want what is the song that's Freddy's singing? Here? It
Speaker 3: is again? Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3: With the lights out?
Speaker 11: It's this dangerous here we are now ancertaining us. I
Speaker 11: feel stupid and cantageous here we are now an certain us?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: All right? Thank you Freddie? What is Freddy singing this morning?
Speaker 3: What's the song? Nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 3: to three? Good luck?
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Speaker 3: This is just week one on the Breakfast Show. Ten
Speaker 3: weeks of tickets every single morning for the next ten weeks.
Speaker 3: At seven thirty your chance to win big tickets. This
Speaker 3: week it's all about. It's completely sold out. You can
Speaker 3: win your tickets. Go and see Queen with Adam Lamber.
Speaker 3: Next week is Elton John. We've got you two coming
Speaker 3: up as well loads more. Now only are you winning
Speaker 3: tickets per tickets every single day week. Be listening on
Speaker 3: Friday to see if your tickets get upgraded to the
Speaker 3: v v IP area. You're actually going to be watching
Speaker 3: the gig on stage. That's insane. What a great prize
Speaker 3: you get a backstage tall pre so function much to
Speaker 3: the prize value went over three thousand dollars. Good luck.
Speaker 3: I say the way we're doing it now, it's our
Speaker 3: Freddy Mercury. We have a very own Freddy Mercury. He's
Speaker 3: singing a queen song, but the lyrics he's actually singing
Speaker 3: to a very different song. You've got to work out
Speaker 3: what the song is, not the queen song, but what
Speaker 3: the lyrics to the other song. Are It's tough? Are
Speaker 3: you ready? Are you ready for this? With the lights out?
Speaker 3: It's this dangerous. Here we are.
Speaker 11: Now ansertain us. I feel stupid and contage us. Here
Speaker 11: we are now ancertain us. All right.
Speaker 3: It's hard because you get tracked into what you recognize
Speaker 3: as the Queen song, trying to know what that is
Speaker 3: without thinking about the lyrics. But that's the game this week, Amanda,
Speaker 3: good morning. Well on getting through, Amanda, lots of more
Speaker 3: trying to win these tickets. All right, what song? What
Speaker 3: song do you think Alfreddie was doing? What were the
Speaker 3: lyrics to?
Speaker 2: I'm staking getting myself now, but I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 2: Webby Williams.
Speaker 12: Let me entertain you, hopefully.
Speaker 3: So many people texting in saying Robbie Williams, let me
Speaker 3: entertain you. But you've got to be through on the phones, Amanda.
Speaker 3: It's not the right answer. If you saw then that's
Speaker 3: my unfault. Amanda, Try again tomorrow, Try again tomorrow. Mate,
Speaker 3: You're close, but it's not the song, all right, mate,
Speaker 3: Very very similar. Catherine, good morning, hello Catherine. Yes, right, well,
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I hope hopefully you got the right answer.
Speaker 3: So you you heard Alfreddy. Do you think the song
Speaker 3: is he's singing?
Speaker 13: The song is by Levana and it sounds like clean spirit.
Speaker 3: Well done, you've won the tuckets. Yeah, it is this
Speaker 3: song good scales, tough to get. Yeah, what what? What
Speaker 3: gave it away? Then? Did you recognize some of the lyrics? Yes,
Speaker 3: that's tomorrow's game. Guess what Catherine said today? It is.
Speaker 3: Here is our Freddy singing with Nirvana with the live
Speaker 3: childs us I think he's blowing cur away the shade.
Speaker 3: They're jamming up there in heaven? Are they together right now?
Speaker 3: That's what we're listening to. Our Freddie is an amazing Freddy.
Speaker 3: Sound like I mean he is what he's called Gareth
Speaker 3: Hill And if you want to find out more about
Speaker 3: the guy, check out the website queenfever dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Brand new song Tomorrow Morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Time four five Topic Tuesday five phone ins one
Speaker 3: two three four five, all running at the same time
Speaker 3: to start in the next hour. Are your story? Is
Speaker 3: this you all right? In no particular order, Here is
Speaker 3: the top five five Topic Tuesday? Have you ever whether
Speaker 3: you've been in a KFC and macas wherever red rooster
Speaker 3: have you ever been eating your food? And a famous
Speaker 3: person has also been there. I've got a great story
Speaker 3: over the long weekend from a brilliant comedian, Ross Snoble.
Speaker 3: Where he used to live back in the UK was
Speaker 3: the same road as a can.
Speaker 4: I say, it's a great story.
Speaker 3: It's a great story the European Headquarters of Scientology and
Speaker 3: obviously there'll be a lot of buzz in his little, tiny,
Speaker 3: little CP village village I'm talking about that he lived
Speaker 3: in in the south of England when Tom Cruise would
Speaker 3: rock into town John Chivult as well. One day Ross
Speaker 3: went to his local KFC, as was his wont and
Speaker 3: it was shut to shut in the middle of the day.
Speaker 3: No explanation to shut feble days eight he went back
Speaker 3: there and he asked him what was going on if
Speaker 3: something broke and they said this they had to close
Speaker 3: for Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise ow all the food the
Speaker 3: a list a multimillionaire can have. He wanted a greasy
Speaker 3: bucket at a KFC.
Speaker 4: And to dine alone.
Speaker 3: And to dine alone you want people seeing him like that?
Speaker 11: Isn't that?
Speaker 3: Ethan from mission impossible? Is he on a mission right now?
Speaker 3: Is he looking for the Colonel's secret recipe? So have
Speaker 3: you been eaten? You're having any food or whatever it is,
Speaker 3: and there's someone famous there. That's the first topic to
Speaker 3: down five topics Tuesday. Here's another one. What will you
Speaker 3: never ever live down? For me? It's been asking a
Speaker 3: quiz show on TV. It comes up every year. It's
Speaker 3: even followed me here. I was hoping that you'd never
Speaker 3: ever find the footage. You'll hear about it when I
Speaker 3: was on a big UK's biggest TV quiz show, the
Speaker 3: Weakest Link, and they asked me simply, is that one
Speaker 3: of the first round questions to get all the empty headed,
Speaker 3: pin headed celebrities a quick, easy bit of cash on
Speaker 3: the board, Christian, how many legs legs does a duck have?
Speaker 3: I got it wrong four? I actually said four.
Speaker 4: You're quick as can be, though, four.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna get it wrong, there's no
Speaker 3: hesitation with this. Didn't whip. I will never live this down,
Speaker 3: even if I killed the common cold. That was? But
Speaker 3: is that the guy also thought duck has four legs?
Speaker 3: He thought of a duck in his head and saw
Speaker 3: four little webbed feet. So what will You Never Ever
Speaker 3: Live Down? We've all got these stories. I like to think,
Speaker 3: come out in sympathy with me this next hour, then
Speaker 3: on the show what Will You Never Ever Live Down?
Speaker 3: We all did this as kid as well. Things you
Speaker 3: did sometimes this was game, but might have been just
Speaker 3: a small thing you used to do annoy your parents.
Speaker 3: I remember sometimes it was a very short lived thing.
Speaker 3: I would as my dad was driving along, I would
Speaker 3: sit behind him and I just flick his ear. I
Speaker 3: only ever did it once or twice, and said he
Speaker 3: pulled the car over. He NOI like that game very
Speaker 3: clear to me. There'd be no more me breathing in
Speaker 3: that game happening again, the old flick dad's ear as
Speaker 3: we're going along the freeway.
Speaker 4: He reminded me. One with my dad in the car
Speaker 4: when he was teaching me to drive, I used to
Speaker 4: close my left eye so it looked like both my
Speaker 4: eyes were closed because he couldn't see my right.
Speaker 3: I'm now worried my kids are gonna hear this and
Speaker 3: try this in the next couple of years. When I've
Speaker 3: got I've been already been allocated to the job and
Speaker 3: two years so I'm a teaching my kids to drive.
Speaker 3: So you close one eye, the eye.
Speaker 4: Can see, so he gave the illusion that I couldn't
Speaker 4: see what I was doing.
Speaker 3: Comedy ensuite. Things you used to do to annoy your parents.
Speaker 3: Games you play at work. Last week we had a
Speaker 3: great email about someone that used to work in the
Speaker 3: Foxtail call center but overnight and we were talking about
Speaker 3: wrong numbers and there was one only one digit between
Speaker 3: the local pizza place here in Melbourne and Foxtail the
Speaker 3: customer service helpline. This guy used to get so fed
Speaker 3: up with people. Look about two or three in the morning,
Speaker 3: obviously had a couple of drinks and goodness knows what
Speaker 3: else calling requesting pizza and he gets so bored there
Speaker 3: he'd research what the menu was and would take their
Speaker 3: orders and chuck in a little free bonus coke as well.
Speaker 3: So games you play at work to while away the hours.
Speaker 3: And I love these stories. If you've been in your
Speaker 3: local newspaper, you've often got a story about it as well.
Speaker 3: You've got to do it. If you're lucky, you might
Speaker 3: have put your photo. I want to know what page
Speaker 3: number you are on, if you can remember that. Have
Speaker 3: you ever been in your local newspaper. Have you ever
Speaker 3: been in your local newspaper and nothing to do with
Speaker 3: the radio or Hamish Nandy or.
Speaker 4: This is a stretch. The local newspaper came to my school,
Speaker 4: took a photo of my teacher and had some of
Speaker 4: us students me included, running around her like we were
Speaker 4: crazy and now to control students.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a bad story about the teacher, was it.
Speaker 4: No, it was it's like, look what teachers have to
Speaker 4: put up with these, don't you.
Speaker 3: Have said studios?
Speaker 4: One of the was one of the blurry students throwing around.
Speaker 3: I could see that. All right, have you been in
Speaker 3: your local newspaper? Games you play at work? Things you
Speaker 3: did to annoy your parents? What will you never ever
Speaker 3: live down? What's your four legged duck moment? And dining
Speaker 3: with the stars? Those your topics. Give us a call
Speaker 3: nine four one four one four three. It's five Top
Speaker 3: of Tuesday nine four one o four three. Give us
Speaker 3: a call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So today's five topics on five Top of Tuesday. Five
Speaker 3: phone is running at the same time as always. Just
Speaker 3: have a listening. If there's any of these that spark
Speaker 3: your interest and you've got a story about, then you
Speaker 3: chomp on board and give us a call. Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three? Have you ever been
Speaker 3: in your local newspaper? Games you've played or play at work?
Speaker 3: To walloware the hours? Things you did to annoy your parents?
Speaker 3: What will you never ever live down? What's that one
Speaker 3: story or something that happened to you? And dining with
Speaker 3: the stars, have you ever been eaten? You to your
Speaker 3: dinner or tea and someone famous has been there? Or
Speaker 3: you have in your KFC in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about Tom Cruise, but who is it
Speaker 3: for you? Nine four one four one oh four three Brittany.
Speaker 6: Good morning morning Christian.
Speaker 3: Hello Brittany, welcome to five till but Tuesday. Thanksgiving us
Speaker 3: a cool what's your story? Which one are you calling
Speaker 3: in about?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 12: Things will never live down?
Speaker 3: Okay, what's it for you? Ah?
Speaker 12: Well, my dad got me twice. The first one with
Speaker 12: me and my younger sister. He asked us how long
Speaker 12: the bridge to Tasmania was.
Speaker 3: That feels like a quick The next question question.
Speaker 12: Me and my sister said about one hundred meters maybe
Speaker 12: more I realized until I realized there actually wasn't a
Speaker 12: bridge to Tasmania. And now every time we go out
Speaker 12: it's like, hey, you two can go and drive over
Speaker 12: the bridge to Tasmania.
Speaker 3: Is there less of a bridge, more of a ramp
Speaker 3: than if there's only one hundred meters as well? All right, Brittany,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Cool, have a good day to Suzanne.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hi Christian, Susan. All right, Susanne said, little
Speaker 3: bit down, what's up?
Speaker 14: I want to I have a combined topic. But see
Speaker 14: I live in the local paper for something I will
Speaker 14: never live down.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, tell us all right, the first of all,
Speaker 3: then what's your story about being in the local paper?
Speaker 3: Just first of all, though she's on a wheel on
Speaker 3: hands freeze, just a little bit hard to hear you.
Speaker 14: Is it better?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 3: You got it much better. We can hear you in
Speaker 3: full technical glory. Okay, So you've been in the local newspaper.
Speaker 3: What's the story.
Speaker 14: So I had my two sons in the back of
Speaker 14: the car. The school reads me to say your daughter
Speaker 14: is not well.
Speaker 8: She's in the office.
Speaker 14: So I said, okay, I go like immediately outside the
Speaker 14: school where the office is and running side to get
Speaker 14: my daughter only a couple of minutes, only to run
Speaker 14: back outside to hear between screaming that a bad man
Speaker 14: had had come and ransacked my car, stole my purse
Speaker 14: in my bag while they run it nowhere. So the
Speaker 14: office lady behind me, she rooms the police. All of
Speaker 14: a sudden the local papers there and it's the big
Speaker 14: drama because I left my too in the car and
Speaker 14: I got ran.
Speaker 3: Sicked and please tell me the twins are okay?
Speaker 14: Be twin to ak?
Speaker 3: How awful terrifying for them? How old were they then?
Speaker 3: There must have just been what two? Three were toddlers?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 14: God, it's between two and three day fifty now. And
Speaker 14: some months later I got a call from the PlayStation said,
Speaker 14: oh listen, we've come across this hall your apparently because
Speaker 14: you're person here your last is details whatever. So I
Speaker 14: went to collect my stuff and the comfortable says to me,
Speaker 14: oh you're the woman, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were in
Speaker 14: the car when it was round. I was only a
Speaker 14: minute I was quitting my daughter. I won't negligent, O
Speaker 14: were okay? But yes, all the wrong reasons.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, listen, Susan, thank you very much the call.
Speaker 3: We've got some more calls to go, but thank you
Speaker 3: very much for give us a call. Have a good day,
Speaker 3: U KY. All right then if you want to jump
Speaker 3: on board nine four one one.
Speaker 1: Four three Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some more stories and calls on
Speaker 3: five topic Tuesday. Melissa glen Waverley, good.
Speaker 13: Morning, Good morning, how are you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Melissa. I hope you're well this morning. Thanks
Speaker 3: for calling us, and what's your story about?
Speaker 13: My story is about the time when I was on
Speaker 13: the front page of the MX newspaper in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Wow. So this was like an old free sheet, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: When you've got the.
Speaker 13: Train the free commuter newspaper.
Speaker 3: You're on the front cover, not just in it, but
Speaker 3: on the front cover.
Speaker 13: Yes, I got Penelope Cruise off the front cover apparently.
Speaker 3: And why were you on the front cover?
Speaker 13: Well, I was driving to work in peak hour traffic
Speaker 13: and a Harry Huntsman crawled out of my heat events
Speaker 13: in my car. Oh, I freaked out and I abandoned
Speaker 13: my vehicle, and traffic built up so badly that there
Speaker 13: was the ambulance was called the fire brigade. The police came,
Speaker 13: which came, and there was a radio station traffic helicopter
Speaker 13: above me.
Speaker 3: That is amazing, Oh, Melissa, I love that that sort
Speaker 3: of thing. I do seriously, even though it's a daddy longlegs.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was horrible. And that the front the headline
Speaker 13: was Harry Horror with a photo of me and a
Speaker 13: fake spider.
Speaker 3: I love they used the fake spider like some sort
Speaker 3: of chilling reenactment. Now, that is amazing horror. From then on,
Speaker 3: a huntsman just came cooling out the air. Then, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: those things are deadly, aren't they?
Speaker 13: Oh in my eyes, they are.
Speaker 4: They can't hear that was me.
Speaker 3: They need me to put me in a coma for
Speaker 3: six months for me to recalibrate. That sounds chilling. That's
Speaker 3: an amazing great headline as well, Harry Horror. Melissa, thanks for Sharon.
Speaker 3: That was brilliant, No problem, thank you. Have a good
Speaker 3: day mate. That's good to Zach. Good morning, Zach. You've
Speaker 3: also been in your local newspaper.
Speaker 9: Yeah, in Kinder, I was in the local newspaper all right.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 9: Oh, Peach got stolen from.
Speaker 3: Someone stole you guinea like a guinea pig wrustler.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So they were in a little guinea pea cart and
Speaker 9: overnight someone stolen from the guinea pea cart from the
Speaker 9: front of the kinder.
Speaker 3: And then the local news we're trying to fill in
Speaker 3: the gaps local newspaper, they came and they put you
Speaker 3: in the paper.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So they came and took a photo of me, one
Speaker 9: of the other students and a teacher, and they put
Speaker 9: a photo in saying where's our guinea pigs?
Speaker 3: Spend a long long time on that headline coming up
Speaker 3: guinea pigs? And did they take your photo? Do they think?
Speaker 3: Could you guys look confused and a bit upset by
Speaker 3: the touch?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well they made us have really sad faces on dunched
Speaker 9: up a bit, so yeah, we looked pretty miserable.
Speaker 3: Amazing. All right, Zach, have a good day, mate, thanks
Speaker 3: for calling by. Thanks Jack. All right, Chris Christoph Yes, hello,
Speaker 3: hello there, Chris. What's going on? Team? Okay? Chris, So
Speaker 3: you've got a story about what you will never ever
Speaker 3: live down on five till bit Tuesday.
Speaker 6: That's right. My sister loves to remind me of this
Speaker 6: when I was about six seven, and she used to babysitney,
Speaker 6: either herself or her friends. What I would do is
Speaker 6: I would rent my books and my comic books to
Speaker 6: them and charge them for it, and I'd get them
Speaker 6: to sign a little contract that said you're not allowed
Speaker 6: to open the book more than twenty degrees. You're not
Speaker 6: allowed to increase the pages of the comic book. Otherwise
Speaker 6: you have to pay me, damager.
Speaker 3: Are you now a lawyer? No, I'm in finance, that
Speaker 3: precise a man of contracts.
Speaker 6: There there was never any doubt I'd end up in finance.
Speaker 4: We should do a phone on the childhood contracts because
Speaker 4: I remember I can't remember what for, but drawing up
Speaker 4: a contract in the area that you saw in it bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my kids wanted My kids wanted guinea pigs. I said,
Speaker 3: you won't look after them. I'll have to look after them.
Speaker 3: They made a contract that they both signed and it
Speaker 3: was like, what they're going to do. They're going to
Speaker 3: feed it every day. That contract was good for about
Speaker 3: thirty six hours. Thirty six hours. Let's go to thanks
Speaker 3: you cal Chris Mark in Mount Waverley, Coome Morning.
Speaker 7: Mark, Hello, how are you? Good morning?
Speaker 3: I'm good. Mark, you well this morning, mate?
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty good?
Speaker 3: All right, Mark, And you're calling in about making it
Speaker 3: into the local newspaper as well. What's your story?
Speaker 7: Okay? What happened is when of the local newspapers rang
Speaker 7: me up and was found out I had a collection
Speaker 7: of antique black and white TVs from nineteen fifty six
Speaker 7: to fifty eight, of about two hundred of these TVs
Speaker 7: I've collected, and they asked if they could come and
Speaker 7: do a story about the TVs, and to my shock,
Speaker 7: quite a few TV stations turned up, and all these
Speaker 7: reporters turned up as a bit of a shock, and
Speaker 7: Burt news and walked in.
Speaker 3: Was he invited or is he just sort of need
Speaker 3: to got a toilet or something?
Speaker 7: No, No, he was invited. They wanted to do a
Speaker 7: story about him and history of TV at the same time.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. So how did you end up collecting all
Speaker 3: those black and white TVs? So not in fifty six
Speaker 3: to fifty eight?
Speaker 7: Well, what have I found one about twenty years ago
Speaker 7: in the hard rubbish? And I like to build quality
Speaker 7: in the beautiful woodwork, So I started collecting him and
Speaker 7: restoring him, and then it got to be the out
Speaker 7: of hand.
Speaker 3: Understatement, separate phone in next week or five to a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It got a little bit out of hand, and so well,
Speaker 3: these would have been the old TVs, are him o then?
Speaker 3: So these would have been the old TVs. Were lot
Speaker 3: the valves in and stuff like like a work of art.
Speaker 7: They've got valves and their works of art like. The
Speaker 7: chassis were made by the manufacturers like Astro Empire. They
Speaker 7: get the chassis, they make the chassis, and they get
Speaker 7: a cabinet maker to make an elaborate wooden cabinet. And
Speaker 7: they were very beautifully presented in like in nine fifty six,
Speaker 7: a good TV was the cost of a small new car.
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, they were the things were built to
Speaker 3: last then as well. So Burtan Newton came round obviously
Speaker 3: TV legend himself, and what are they trying to what's
Speaker 3: the photo they try to do then with your TV?
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, we stacked the TV from floor to ceiling
Speaker 7: on top of each other, carefully about damaging them when
Speaker 7: we took the chassis out of the middle one which
Speaker 7: was a nine fifty six STC.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that as well.
Speaker 7: He knew all the brands, he said he used to
Speaker 7: advertise them when they when he.
Speaker 3: Was on radio before TV came out.
Speaker 7: And he recognized all the asters because he said he
Speaker 7: used to advertise asters, and he recognized all the models
Speaker 7: because he had them all in line from earliest the latest.
Speaker 7: And then he's got his head in the middle of
Speaker 7: the TV like he's there's no insight, so just the
Speaker 7: glass screen on the front.
Speaker 3: Look at this guy. He's in the TV, not on
Speaker 3: the TV.
Speaker 7: On the TV. But Newton was in the TV. Well,
Speaker 7: his head was in the TV. It was a small TV,
Speaker 7: seventeen inch TV. But it's quite a good quite a
Speaker 7: good photo.
Speaker 3: I bet it was. If you still got it now, Yes.
Speaker 7: It's hanging on the kitchen wall, and Burton's in a
Speaker 7: lovely gentleman Oh great.
Speaker 3: And he stayed for a cup of tea with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he stayed for cutler tea and took quite a
Speaker 7: while and was talking to Mare. It was quite a
Speaker 7: fun day, actually.
Speaker 3: I bet it was.
Speaker 7: Yes, Bitty Shockers. When they said they're coming, I didn't
Speaker 7: believe it.
Speaker 3: Another one of those prank calls. My team biscuits out turned.
Speaker 7: I thought I better not tell anyone in case of
Speaker 7: Mega will fall with my son.
Speaker 3: That's a lovely story.
Speaker 2: Mark.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, thank you very much for calling in today.
Speaker 3: You have a good day, mate, Thank you have a
Speaker 3: great day. Bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Now the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: We've been doing five topic tuesa this morning while we
Speaker 3: run five phones at the same time. You're the star
Speaker 3: with your stories. Uh some of the must this morning.
Speaker 3: Then have you ever been in your local newspaper hearing
Speaker 3: some against stories about Burnt Newton and come around sticking
Speaker 3: and said for your TV classy Bert that is that
Speaker 3: is one oh one? Has that the old head through
Speaker 3: the empty TV shell chassis? Sorry? Games you've played at
Speaker 3: work or you play at work. Things you've done to
Speaker 3: annoy your parents, you know the things used to do,
Speaker 3: These little games you play just to get on their
Speaker 3: nerves and what will you never ever live down? If
Speaker 3: you've got anything now, you can email me today Christian
Speaker 3: at Gold one I four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: But last few calls Claire, good morning, Good morning Christians. Hey, listen,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for holding on during the song.
Speaker 3: I desperately get your call, so you're on us about
Speaker 3: when you made it into your local newspaper. I did.
Speaker 8: It was about nineteen eighty two, I think the royal
Speaker 8: wedding of Princess Princess Diana and Charles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was this huge all over the world. Do
Speaker 3: you remember the big long wedding dress, the big long
Speaker 3: fail Yeah, massive events.
Speaker 8: I actually played Diana and I wore my big sister's
Speaker 8: first Holy Communion dress. So you know, nineteen eighty two
Speaker 8: there was lots of puffy sleeves and you know, lots
Speaker 8: of late and very javagant.
Speaker 3: So how on the what the local newspaper got you
Speaker 3: to re enact it with? Cool kid?
Speaker 8: This was a kindergarten in northeast Victoria.
Speaker 3: Wow, we and so the local newspaper then we're covering
Speaker 3: the fact that there was a kindergarten who were reenacting
Speaker 3: the wedding. Did somebody do not have TVs? The It
Speaker 3: would have looked like this today's news will be reenacted
Speaker 3: by children. Well that's great, and you got you were
Speaker 3: cast as Diana.
Speaker 8: I was Diana. Yeah, we had Prince Charles, Queen Mum,
Speaker 8: we had.
Speaker 14: Horsemen and coachman.
Speaker 3: That's brilliant. I'd love to see the.
Speaker 8: Photo there was about twelve kids in the kindom.
Speaker 3: Claire, don't you wish that? You know nowadays everything is
Speaker 3: filmed on our iPhones and stuff like that, but then
Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been. But you'd love to see the
Speaker 3: video of that now, wouldn't you. Oh?
Speaker 9: It was huge.
Speaker 8: It was huge, the biggest thing to hit til Angler
Speaker 8: in news.
Speaker 3: It's bigger than what happened at Westminster in with the
Speaker 3: actual Roy wedding itself. Clay, thanks for calling in mate,
Speaker 3: and have a good day you too. One last one Elizabeth,
Speaker 3: good morning, Hello, Hi Christian, Hello Elizabeth. Tell us about
Speaker 3: the games you've played at work.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I went in a donut shop and this
Speaker 15: is about twenty years ago and there were some butchers
Speaker 15: across the way in the shop opposite us, and we
Speaker 15: used to play dodgeball pretty much. We'd try and when
Speaker 15: no one was walking past with a hurled donut at them.
Speaker 15: And they included on after attire instead of hearing.
Speaker 3: Sausages sausages versus donuts tonight on Channel seven. Oh, I
Speaker 3: love your version of dodgeball with donuts and then sausages.
Speaker 3: That is great fun. And the hours they would have
Speaker 3: just flown away at work. If you're doing that, I
Speaker 3: want to play that.
Speaker 14: Yeah it was a little gross, but.
Speaker 3: N it's brilliant. Yeah that's great and this thank you
Speaker 3: very much. Cool best one this morning. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Thanks Christian by the Christian who.
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Speaker 3: We got a TV studio. Oh the dreams. When will
Speaker 3: it happen anyway? Sorry, Love Radio. We have a TV
Speaker 3: in the radio studio here. And just then I got
Speaker 3: confused and looked up to it and I just saw
Speaker 3: the headline. It was driven to extinction, but there was
Speaker 3: an image of Prince Harry and I was thinking our
Speaker 3: ginger pitching jab we're now an endangered species. Do we
Speaker 3: need to slap let at some kind of preservation order
Speaker 3: on them? I don't know. Uh So earlier today I
Speaker 3: was talking about how Pats had sent me, you know,
Speaker 3: about these door knockers, and Jack could also ask the
Speaker 3: question of me in the last twenty four hours about
Speaker 3: whether or not do you want to say what you
Speaker 3: actually asked me, whether or not you thought it was
Speaker 3: something to be alarmed about a flashing light on your car.
Speaker 4: I've admitted before. They don't know much about where the
Speaker 4: water goes, or the cool it goes in the car,
Speaker 4: or how to check the oil. I've got a light
Speaker 4: a couple of times now, which is a little temperature
Speaker 4: thermometer looking thing.
Speaker 3: What do you think that might be that?
Speaker 4: Yes, obviously is to do with the heat. And then
Speaker 4: the ticker is right up at hot the ticker, so well,
Speaker 4: what do you call that? The gauge is right up
Speaker 4: a ticker. Yeah, that's cool, And so I thought, well,
Speaker 4: obviously I'm not an idiot. Something needs to be done here.
Speaker 4: But then in a moment's a moment later, it's gone.
Speaker 4: It's back to normal. So I kept driving as normal.
Speaker 4: Then it came back again. When you're been driving a while,
Speaker 4: the enginecity heating up, maybe four minutes. So I was
Speaker 4: driving and then it happened again this morning. Turned it
Speaker 4: on and it was only two minutes, and then I thought, okay,
Speaker 4: I better go switch to be anchors cars.
Speaker 3: It's good that you've got timer, isn't it in the car?
Speaker 3: So we can note in your diary of today it's
Speaker 3: two minutes. I just put over and update my records.
Speaker 3: Yesterday it was four minutes to day? Two minutes?
Speaker 4: Now should I go under there? Because the last person
Speaker 4: actually to fill around under the bonnet was producer Beck
Speaker 4: when she burrowed my car. So I don't know what
Speaker 4: she's done under there to make the light start coming
Speaker 4: on and off.
Speaker 5: Oh, don't blame Beck.
Speaker 3: I think that's unfair, right, she said, what do you
Speaker 3: think she's trying to kill you or something? Take your jobs?
Speaker 4: Wow? What are all the lights?
Speaker 3: I bet you know more about cars. She's been brought up.
Speaker 3: Probably she will know more about cars. In your eye.
Speaker 5: When I borrow your car, that light kept coming on.
Speaker 4: It's out of water, so I had to put water
Speaker 4: in it, and that's what got rid of it.
Speaker 5: So it's just out of water.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 5: You need to put more water in it.
Speaker 3: It's not like a cactus where can live without water
Speaker 3: for a couple of years. That car is I don't
Speaker 3: think there's a car in a worse state. If that
Speaker 3: was a human, it's on you know, it's on the
Speaker 3: watch list. Isn't it an emergency?
Speaker 4: Is there like a child? Services for having a car
Speaker 4: and how I'm.
Speaker 3: Taken to care or something put you in prison? It's
Speaker 3: barely a car.
Speaker 4: You didn't put enough water in? Is that what I'm hearing?
Speaker 3: You're producing? Duties will be to get the phones prepared
Speaker 3: the next day, show and water Jack's car.
Speaker 5: When was the last service you had?
Speaker 4: Never I bought the car second hand three years ago
Speaker 4: and I haven't got it hasn't needed I got. I
Speaker 4: got the tail light fixed, But that's not a service.
Speaker 4: He just did that in five minutes.
Speaker 5: You need the oil changed and the water done and the.
Speaker 3: Filters done exactly, and then obviously the water needs looking
Speaker 3: at too. That needs a death trap. Painter, what happened
Speaker 3: this morning because you were you were never late, right,
Speaker 3: but you were a little bit late and we were alarmed.
Speaker 4: So this time the light came on and wouldn't go
Speaker 4: off again, which is different.
Speaker 3: Basically, when that happens again, hear this crash code blue
Speaker 3: and they all come running here with the paddles. That's
Speaker 3: what people. We're trying to do to your car right now.
Speaker 4: All right, So you think this week take it to
Speaker 4: get a service this week? Today meant to say today,
Speaker 4: I know b got ham Shenandi podcast after this.
Speaker 3: Pats, do you know what we did today? He just
Speaker 3: swapped cars. He's left it with his who left.
Speaker 4: She lives close to home, she can ride her bike.
Speaker 3: At work time waste to cut up.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: waster Today a World Vegetarian Day. We're looking for your
Speaker 3: vegetable movies. The creature from the Black Legome really good.
Speaker 4: But is it a leg woom of vegetable legome?
Speaker 3: Yes? It is.
Speaker 4: Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 3: It's fact. No one on the team google From Here
Speaker 3: to a great I'm going to give a bonus mark
Speaker 3: to anyone who can get a turnipin. There's something funny
Speaker 3: about turnips. Okay, can we all just agree on that?
Speaker 3: From Here to an Monty Python and the Holy Cow.
Speaker 3: So you just chose to eat something.
Speaker 5: It's about the only thing cals good for as a joke.
Speaker 3: I am okay, chief medical advisor to the show. It's awful,
Speaker 3: so so very good super food. I tell you what
Speaker 3: is nice. If you can make kal chips, just make
Speaker 3: a little bit sprinkle with a little bit of olive Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did she put a little bit of hemlane rock so
Speaker 3: on them?
Speaker 4: Yes she did olive oil.
Speaker 3: Yes, you haven't tried mine. I'm bringing them in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Cow chips on me. Everyone, I'm like Oprah, here, I
Speaker 3: am legend, I yam legends and soy anything eighties movie,
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Speaker 3: you heard your first From Here to e Turnapee. I
Speaker 3: peaked at turnip today from here to a turnipee. All right,
Speaker 3: what are your vegetable movies? Jack?
Speaker 4: Catch me if you cantilope Citizen Kale.
Speaker 3: But the only thing it is good for a joke.
Speaker 4: We bought a Zuchini, very good, nice, and he died
Speaker 4: with a falafel in his yem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a tupa, it's a toopa. All right, what
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Speaker 3: Let's see what you've got today for the outwork time
Speaker 3: wasister a World Vegetarian Day. We're looking for your vegetable movies.
Speaker 3: Don't forget Jack as your marketing these. Keep in mind
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Speaker 4: Yes, you asked specifically for a turn up one, so
Speaker 4: I guess I'll give that a gold.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Hayden a mentor and well done die Hard
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Speaker 4: Wait, but was it who Turner and Hooch? Yes, mm hm,
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Speaker 4: Silver Zucchini Lander.
Speaker 3: Sorry, silver got too excite that at a while went
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Speaker 4: Very clever, but not a bronze minus.
Speaker 3: It's not meat either, not like he's saying, not meat,
Speaker 3: Oh clever. Sorry, I'm dumb, Gerard, well done. The perks
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Speaker 3: the tickets? Nanny mcpee, Yes, Heather, I hope you're a
Speaker 3: usc bad and I see men and women lots in
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Speaker 3: you there, Heather.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one four point three.
Speaker 3: So earning the morning and pass his news. It's a
Speaker 3: what a dream week. Then first of all Richmond winning
Speaker 3: and that dominant start of the weekend at the Grand Final,
Speaker 3: and then now we're finding out that so they're getting
Speaker 3: the freedom of the city.
Speaker 5: Well, the city of yarras proposing that they get the
Speaker 5: keys of the city and go down in an open
Speaker 5: top bus down Swan Street as part of luck.
Speaker 4: Is there anything more that Dusty can win? Seriously?
Speaker 3: Like he also won a peat guarantee you're going to
Speaker 3: be listening Dusty.
Speaker 4: He also won Player of the Finals on top of
Speaker 4: the norm Smith And I mean they're winning everything. I've
Speaker 4: had a look at who actually has at the moment
Speaker 4: a key to the city of Melbourny.
Speaker 3: Because you remember years ago it used to be think
Speaker 3: same thing in London. It was called the freedom of
Speaker 3: the city and it'd be awarded to someone in a
Speaker 3: big center. It's a big thing and then you don't
Speaker 3: hear it so much anymore now.
Speaker 4: Well, it seems we gave a lot of hours away
Speaker 4: in the nineties.
Speaker 3: That was a big run out of keys to get
Speaker 3: some more cut Less than forty keys have been given
Speaker 3: away to now. Is it more like one of those
Speaker 3: hotels sort of swipey things. Wait, you leave it near
Speaker 3: your phone, you're gonna go back in the lift. I
Speaker 3: think I think the missus had it near the phone
Speaker 3: and can you do it? Again. And who's who has
Speaker 3: currently the key to the city.
Speaker 4: So if Richmond do get one, no football, no football
Speaker 4: team or no football or has ever won one, really
Speaker 4: you win one? I guess I.
Speaker 3: Thought this happened occasionally. Then we're the Victorian team winning it.
Speaker 5: No, usually Olympians or politicians.
Speaker 3: So Tigers didn't get it two years ago.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no football team has won. There's
Speaker 4: only three people that you wouldn't be surprised with. John
Speaker 4: Olivia Newton, John Kathy Freeman, all well deserved. The rest
Speaker 4: of them are a bunch of questionable people.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me.
Speaker 4: I'll just give you my top three of people I think.
Speaker 4: I mean they would be lucky to have a key
Speaker 4: to Melbourne. New Kids on the Block kidding me?
Speaker 3: I mean the Tigers smashed the opposition.
Speaker 4: Paul Eddington from Yes Prime Minister.
Speaker 3: Should that is random?
Speaker 4: Now, I hard they know Paul Eddington on the show,
Speaker 4: Yes Prime Minister. But I know it's a popular British show.
Speaker 5: Doe play the main character. I think that show was huge.
Speaker 3: But in the early eighties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. I guess he came here. I'm
Speaker 4: guessing he came here during the nineties when we were
Speaker 4: Everyone gets a key New Kids on the Block in
Speaker 4: a key, Dolly.
Speaker 3: Parton, get me mister Bean can inspector Morse as well?
Speaker 3: E of the TV shows that make it out here
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 4: And what are your favorites that they refuse to play
Speaker 4: on this radio station despite your best efforts. Who's Kenny
Speaker 4: Rogers has a key to the city?
Speaker 3: Well deserved Richmond FC Kenny Rogers? Is that right? Hell
Speaker 3: to Kenny Rogers, the singer of the Gambler, get the key,
Speaker 3: the freedom to Melbourne. There's hope for me of the
Speaker 3: next couple of years, folks. Somebody have that. That is amazing.
Speaker 3: Nice one chat the.
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Speaker 3: Everybody get down, enjoy this sunshine. It's going to be
Speaker 3: like this all week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty seven Thursday.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Hey, the teenager went to the Royal Melbourne
Speaker 3: Show yes today.
Speaker 5: How did she like it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Loved it? Yeah, showbags came back with five showbags.
Speaker 3: Obviously we're new to the whole showbags thing. She came in.
Speaker 3: There was like a really great one that had about
Speaker 3: twenty little fun sized crunchy bars. I love those she
Speaker 3: went with her friend. He was a boy, so no.
Speaker 4: More, I got to meet the boy who is a friend.
Speaker 5: Remember I've already met him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they went on a scary ride. She told me
Speaker 3: that it was quite scary, but luckily her friend, who
Speaker 3: was a boy, was there to comfort her. And straight
Speaker 3: away I knew what that move was.
Speaker 4: Now the old yawn on the ghost.
Speaker 3: Goes out and round the shoulder. Anyway, so I'm drifting
Speaker 3: off here. Just get out and enjoyed the sun shine.
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Speaker 3: Have a great day.
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