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Heads. 0:01:49.765 --> 0:01:52.005 We call it the bright side of the weekend. What 0:01:52.005 --> 0:01:54.205 are you looking forward to this weekend? What is the 0:01:54.285 --> 0:01:54.965 highlight for you? 0:01:55.165 --> 0:01:59.525 And okay, I said, Friday is funly here. 0:02:02.485 --> 0:02:08.764 Done to hang out with your friends. You've made Then 0:02:08.845 --> 0:02:13.245 through the week to the broadside of the weekend. 0:02:14.605 --> 0:02:17.085 Tomorrow at first to me as I'm going with nine 0:02:17.125 --> 0:02:19.125 buddies deep sea fishing. 0:02:19.365 --> 0:02:20.965 I went to Chimis Warehouse yesterday. 0:02:21.005 --> 0:02:25.285 I got my anti seasickness tablets, quells and a couple 0:02:25.285 --> 0:02:28.045 of listeners Tommy to have two tonight before bedtime and 0:02:28.085 --> 0:02:31.245 then two half an hour before we set south on. 0:02:31.285 --> 0:02:33.565 The boat that caught jaws. 0:02:34.765 --> 0:02:39.565 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they reconditioned it cannot wait, so curious 0:02:39.605 --> 0:02:40.405 to see what it's like. 0:02:41.365 --> 0:02:44.925 Fascinating to know that if I didn't catch any fish, 0:02:45.045 --> 0:02:46.645 I mean, I don't know. Do they train you up 0:02:46.685 --> 0:02:47.165 on board. 0:02:47.445 --> 0:02:50.044 I'm sure that they ever had someone who's gone deep 0:02:50.085 --> 0:02:53.125 sea fishing who's never been deep sea fishing. It's a 0:02:53.325 --> 0:02:55.484 hell of a steep learning curve in one five hour 0:02:55.525 --> 0:02:56.045 boat trip. 0:02:56.125 --> 0:02:58.685 It is like normally people start maybe tossing a line 0:02:58.725 --> 0:03:01.965 off the war beach fishing. You're going right into the 0:03:01.965 --> 0:03:03.485 belly of the beast out there. 0:03:03.445 --> 0:03:05.565 And hopefully not Rio. I've got to see it Monday. 0:03:05.565 --> 0:03:08.725 Worst Christian, he's in the belly of the beach. He's 0:03:08.725 --> 0:03:11.325 got my phone reception. He will still do the show. Pasi, 0:03:11.405 --> 0:03:12.925 what are you looking forward to this weekend? 0:03:12.965 --> 0:03:16.085 I've got a huge day today. I am taking to 0:03:16.125 --> 0:03:19.685 the stage. It's an International Women's Day event with Briani 0:03:19.805 --> 0:03:24.005 Dawson at Keuyong Tennis Club in Melbourne. And yeah, the 0:03:24.045 --> 0:03:27.125 celebration of women continue. So I'm really thrilled to be 0:03:27.165 --> 0:03:28.405 asked to And what. 0:03:28.325 --> 0:03:29.685 Are you doing? You're doing a keynote, is it? 0:03:29.805 --> 0:03:32.005 Q and A yeah, talking yeah, Q and a talking 0:03:32.125 --> 0:03:34.925 essentially about the podcast Rage Against the Menopause, which is 0:03:34.925 --> 0:03:36.605 my podcast on the iHeart platform. 0:03:36.845 --> 0:03:38.245 What are you going to do with that this year? 0:03:38.365 --> 0:03:40.605 Why don't you start doing some live recordings? 0:03:40.605 --> 0:03:40.845 I am. 0:03:40.925 --> 0:03:44.205 I'm recording today, recording in today's Q and A with 0:03:44.365 --> 0:03:50.685 Christy March from Channel seven and alongside Briani, who is fabulous, 0:03:50.725 --> 0:03:53.445 who will be singing. They are incredible, so I'm really 0:03:53.525 --> 0:03:55.485 looking forward to it. Hundreds of women in the room, 0:03:55.565 --> 0:04:00.485 a lot of from all fields, nurses, teachers, CEOs. So 0:04:00.605 --> 0:04:01.965 I feel very honest. 0:04:01.765 --> 0:04:03.685 Passive people might be listening right now, they might want 0:04:03.685 --> 0:04:05.725 to come along to that, change their plans today. 0:04:06.085 --> 0:04:07.925 Where can they find out more? Get tickets mate? 0:04:08.005 --> 0:04:11.045 Yeah, onto my Instagram and you're going to do the 0:04:11.085 --> 0:04:13.725 a deal at what we told you about taking money 0:04:13.765 --> 0:04:16.964 from listeners to credit card details and the old three 0:04:17.005 --> 0:04:21.085 digit crimes. Don't be scamming listeners. I know money is 0:04:21.125 --> 0:04:22.965 tight at this place, but let's not be reduced to 0:04:23.005 --> 0:04:23.964 scamming our audience. 0:04:24.525 --> 0:04:28.525 So it's just Betrated Jones New Minutes, Leah consulting at them, 0:04:28.565 --> 0:04:30.484 who is doing it? She does this every year. She 0:04:30.525 --> 0:04:32.844 does an amazing effort and it's just you know it's 0:04:32.885 --> 0:04:35.525 women celebrating women and propping women up. But it's going 0:04:35.565 --> 0:04:37.124 to be a lovely day. I can't wait. 0:04:37.325 --> 0:04:40.124 Awesome Now I know why there's your like a sort 0:04:40.125 --> 0:04:41.805 of wardrobe hanging on the news store. 0:04:41.885 --> 0:04:46.885 Yes, I've got my hot pink suit today purpose passion, 0:04:47.284 --> 0:04:51.124 power yet power color Today only girls wear color. 0:04:51.044 --> 0:04:52.805 Awesome, all right, And so if they do want to 0:04:52.804 --> 0:04:54.324 get tickets, they slide into your DMS. 0:04:54.404 --> 0:04:56.765 Is what you're saying, basically to my DMS, and I'll 0:04:56.844 --> 0:04:58.885 hit you up. Okay, Now, I won't hit you up. 0:04:58.924 --> 0:04:59.684 I'll get your set up. 0:04:59.765 --> 0:05:00.444 Yeah, I don't worry. 0:05:00.645 --> 0:05:05.085 We can tidy up that language during the show today, Patsy. 0:05:05.685 --> 0:05:08.164 Sometimes Patsy sounds like she's done ready for a very 0:05:08.205 --> 0:05:10.885 long time, and today's the first time she's ever spoken 0:05:10.924 --> 0:05:13.765 on the radio. Both can be true. It's the paradox 0:05:13.765 --> 0:05:14.685 of life. 0:05:14.844 --> 0:05:18.164 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:18.205 --> 0:05:19.604 What's the highlight for you this weekend? 0:05:19.964 --> 0:05:23.445 Christian, I've just got a new puppy yesterday, create training 0:05:23.484 --> 0:05:25.844 over the next couple of weeks. That is like having 0:05:25.844 --> 0:05:30.004 a baby. Our twenty one year old daughter Ruby. She 0:05:30.565 --> 0:05:33.645 is after a puppy for twenty first or no she 0:05:33.685 --> 0:05:35.565 would have just graduated, and I went, oh, yeah, here's 0:05:35.604 --> 0:05:35.845 that work. 0:05:35.924 --> 0:05:37.684 When you graduate, you've got to get a job. 0:05:37.804 --> 0:05:41.125 Ye having a puppy for about the first three months 0:05:41.164 --> 0:05:43.205 when they're like creating that, it's like a job. 0:05:43.604 --> 0:05:44.325 It's a lot of time. 0:05:44.364 --> 0:05:45.964 I said, your job, unless you're going to go into 0:05:46.005 --> 0:05:49.284 being a professional dog trainer and toil the world competing, 0:05:49.685 --> 0:05:52.484 your job is to get the job, not raise a puppy. 0:05:53.484 --> 0:05:56.525 No, so it never is being a parent. 0:05:56.565 --> 0:05:58.964 I thought by the time they're like nineteen and twenty one, 0:05:59.404 --> 0:06:02.365 I just be sipping my ties in a recliner. It's 0:06:02.484 --> 0:06:05.685 more intense, it's more complicated. And also now they don't 0:06:05.724 --> 0:06:09.685 have to an they don't have to listen to it 0:06:09.765 --> 0:06:13.485 needs a consultant. I prepared some findings. Yeah, just leave 0:06:13.484 --> 0:06:15.284 it over there. I thought you might want to go 0:06:15.284 --> 0:06:18.244 through it. No, no, and you get a lot of 0:06:18.364 --> 0:06:20.964 I don't want to talk about it, and so, yeah, 0:06:21.005 --> 0:06:22.564 the puppy thing is just like so at the moment, 0:06:22.604 --> 0:06:25.484 I'm reduced to sending email links with articles. 0:06:25.885 --> 0:06:28.164 To dissuade her from getting a puppy. 0:06:28.245 --> 0:06:31.884 A band's case, a banan's case. Anyway, it's because I 0:06:31.885 --> 0:06:34.645 don't want to be an absent dad. There's a dog 0:06:34.724 --> 0:06:37.484 festival on this weekend. We go and chat to the breeders. Now, 0:06:37.484 --> 0:06:40.245 I don't know if you've ever brought a puppy from 0:06:40.245 --> 0:06:40.724 a breeder. 0:06:41.085 --> 0:06:42.164 They vet you like. 0:06:42.525 --> 0:06:45.285 Their vetting process are more intense than what we've had 0:06:45.284 --> 0:06:48.165 on this show. We would add some of the old 0:06:48.164 --> 0:06:50.525 space cadets we've had in an out thedoors rio in 0:06:50.565 --> 0:06:52.284 this place over the last couple of years if dog 0:06:52.325 --> 0:06:56.365 breeders were doing the vetting process. So anyway, my I 0:06:56.445 --> 0:06:58.885 said to my wife, that feels like a mum daughter 0:06:58.964 --> 0:07:00.844 thing to go to that whilst I'm off to the 0:07:00.885 --> 0:07:05.124 footy where all dog breeders got to hang out. 0:07:05.445 --> 0:07:07.364 All right, Rya, what are you looking forward to this weekend? 0:07:07.445 --> 0:07:09.685 Well, Patty's on stage on Friday and I'm going to 0:07:09.765 --> 0:07:12.125 be on stage on Saturday. 0:07:12.845 --> 0:07:17.685 What a stage and do slide into tms? Yeah, and 0:07:17.765 --> 0:07:18.605 you will hit them. 0:07:18.525 --> 0:07:22.564 Up slightly less edifying event. 0:07:22.725 --> 0:07:24.525 It depends what edifies one. 0:07:26.125 --> 0:07:29.004 It is a heated rivalry which is the biggest show 0:07:29.085 --> 0:07:32.004 in the world at the moment. It's a very steamy 0:07:32.325 --> 0:07:36.285 gay drama and it's a lookalike competition hosted at a 0:07:36.364 --> 0:07:39.205 local nightclub, which the event has. 0:07:39.125 --> 0:07:40.925 So many dots you need to join you. 0:07:41.645 --> 0:07:43.845 You're going very quickly for people just woking up that 0:07:44.085 --> 0:07:46.005 haven't like the week bits right now and go wait, 0:07:46.045 --> 0:07:49.324 what is a steamy gay drama okay in a nightclub? 0:07:49.605 --> 0:07:51.405 And what's his part as a lookerlike you? 0:07:51.725 --> 0:07:53.965 It doesn't make any sense. The more I explain it, 0:07:53.965 --> 0:07:56.684 it's not going to become clearer. But essentially what happens 0:07:56.725 --> 0:07:59.725 is we've got a packed sold out nightclub and then 0:08:00.205 --> 0:08:03.405 I assume we all come on stage and have a 0:08:03.485 --> 0:08:07.845 small sort of two minute performance where I'm. 0:08:07.325 --> 0:08:08.324 Going to do for two minutes. 0:08:09.405 --> 0:08:11.725 They tend to be a gay hockey player, I guess, 0:08:11.804 --> 0:08:15.444 So I mean you got a dance, someone interviewing you, 0:08:15.725 --> 0:08:17.684 or just just are you paraded around in a ring? 0:08:18.285 --> 0:08:20.364 It sounds a bit like I've seen shuts. 0:08:22.364 --> 0:08:24.165 You need like a dance or something do you do. 0:08:24.165 --> 0:08:26.045 Otherwise it's going to be really I know, how do 0:08:26.045 --> 0:08:26.405 I feel? 0:08:26.405 --> 0:08:26.965 Two minutes? 0:08:26.965 --> 0:08:29.565 I know, I don't know if you Someone suggested re enacting, 0:08:30.005 --> 0:08:31.405 but the scenes are very good. 0:08:32.725 --> 0:08:33.405 Reenacting. 0:08:33.725 --> 0:08:36.964 No reenacting is through the route to go down. But 0:08:37.005 --> 0:08:39.125 I don't know what else I don't I think, yeah, 0:08:39.125 --> 0:08:40.365 maybe they'll put on music. 0:08:40.365 --> 0:08:43.325 I tell you what, when you were talking about this yesterday, 0:08:43.365 --> 0:08:45.845 you had a lot of gusto and you were talking 0:08:45.885 --> 0:08:51.285 about you're talking like a winner. Now fair is here. 0:08:51.684 --> 0:08:53.885 You know who's gone your head? Patsy, No, I have 0:08:54.084 --> 0:08:56.285 not you have in my head because it's just how 0:08:56.285 --> 0:08:58.445 she celebrates women by crushing gay. 0:08:58.245 --> 0:09:01.165 Men, well by saying that I don't really see that 0:09:01.245 --> 0:09:02.484 you resemble. 0:09:02.125 --> 0:09:04.925 You, but the whole competition is about me resembling him, 0:09:04.965 --> 0:09:06.045 So that really. 0:09:05.804 --> 0:09:06.285 Is the core. 0:09:06.444 --> 0:09:08.204 I told you to go to Rebel Sports. You get 0:09:08.204 --> 0:09:11.485 a hog stick, it's a hockey drama. We'll have something 0:09:11.485 --> 0:09:13.725 and you wave it around a bit. That's that's maybe 0:09:13.804 --> 0:09:22.725 nine or ten seconds. Gay gay said night, that's winner, Winner. 0:09:24.165 --> 0:09:27.125 I'm nervous because what if it's already an embarrassing enough 0:09:27.165 --> 0:09:28.485 sort of event to be going in. 0:09:28.564 --> 0:09:29.525 Let's be honest. 0:09:31.405 --> 0:09:33.525 I think I think people should be more embarrassed. I 0:09:33.645 --> 0:09:35.684 see people that go on tours dressed as Lord of 0:09:35.765 --> 0:09:39.045 ring characters. I will judge you, I will celebrate what 0:09:39.125 --> 0:09:44.845 you're doing. Be free your favorite TV show, I know, 0:09:44.965 --> 0:09:47.084 but still I'm thirty three year old man. 0:09:49.084 --> 0:09:50.244 That he should have. 0:09:50.564 --> 0:09:53.245 Because I think you're going to be going up against 0:09:53.245 --> 0:09:54.804 a lot of younger guys. 0:09:55.005 --> 0:09:58.885 Yes not, I think so too. It's a young guy's game. 0:09:59.045 --> 0:10:01.484 It is. And they're like, wait, it looks enough to 0:10:01.525 --> 0:10:05.365 have like a more future. He doesn't have to be 0:10:05.405 --> 0:10:08.165 doing so I have to win. I have. 0:10:10.645 --> 0:10:13.725 I enter a heated RIVALI lookalike competition at thirty three 0:10:14.045 --> 0:10:17.564 and louh, how did I wake up on Sunday? 0:10:17.605 --> 0:10:19.805 You're saying right now, I don't think you ever fully 0:10:19.804 --> 0:10:20.245 come back. 0:10:20.444 --> 0:10:23.285 No, you can't. I don't think. I don't think hard 0:10:23.324 --> 0:10:24.724 to come back from something like that. 0:10:24.845 --> 0:10:25.485 Part of you does. 0:10:25.684 --> 0:10:31.165 I'm right now, right now. They are daily mail news 0:10:31.204 --> 0:10:34.365 dot com to au. They're looking for radio breakfast news 0:10:34.405 --> 0:10:36.285 stories everywhere they. 0:10:36.125 --> 0:10:36.925 Hear about this. 0:10:37.485 --> 0:10:39.324 Suddenly, for a couple of hours, there's no Carl and 0:10:39.405 --> 0:10:43.325 Jackie O stories. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 0:10:43.365 --> 0:10:49.364 whoa whoa whoa whoa Wow. This is insane radio sidekick 0:10:49.564 --> 0:10:54.485 fels fels gay steamy lookalike competition. 0:10:56.765 --> 0:11:00.365 Not the Golden look is going to be the headline. 0:11:00.845 --> 0:11:03.005 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:11:04.084 --> 0:11:07.045 I was watching the news yesterday evening right and uh, 0:11:07.285 --> 0:11:10.405 there's been this big ongoing story this week as if 0:11:11.165 --> 0:11:16.925 two AFL stars are the new Ned Kelly's. I've been horrified, 0:11:17.204 --> 0:11:20.365 horrified with the way these two young lads have done 0:11:20.525 --> 0:11:23.405 what a lot of young lads do. Have a couple 0:11:23.405 --> 0:11:28.965 of small beers, and Shenanigans happens. Shenanigans has happened. They're 0:11:28.965 --> 0:11:32.165 having to do this awful kind of basically like hostage 0:11:32.204 --> 0:11:36.844 videos where ashen faced where you know, and the reporter 0:11:37.045 --> 0:11:40.085 was talking about one of them going and friends say 0:11:40.125 --> 0:11:40.724 that he is. 0:11:40.684 --> 0:11:42.005 A shell of a human being. 0:11:42.245 --> 0:11:45.645 Oh like, so wait there in America, it was a 0:11:45.684 --> 0:11:48.925 pre season thing. They had a night out, a few drinks, 0:11:49.365 --> 0:11:51.845 They got on a scissor lift, got up to two 0:11:51.925 --> 0:11:54.005 meters in the air. The police said, hey, lad, you 0:11:54.045 --> 0:11:56.804 shouldn't be up there. They're agreed, came down, got arrest 0:11:56.845 --> 0:11:58.645 his spreend the night in the cell. They've got to 0:11:58.645 --> 0:12:04.045 do sixteen hours of alcohol education, possible community service. They've 0:12:04.045 --> 0:12:07.885 got to go back to Arizona for the sentencing. And 0:12:07.925 --> 0:12:10.165 it's just like this is you know, these days we 0:12:10.285 --> 0:12:13.405 moan that they're too boring, that sports stars are done. 0:12:13.525 --> 0:12:15.685 This is how they used to carry on. It would 0:12:15.804 --> 0:12:18.604 even make the news. One there's been stripped to the 0:12:18.725 --> 0:12:22.045 vice co captaincy. You would have been promoted to the captain. 0:12:22.444 --> 0:12:24.684 The actual character would be stripped because there was another 0:12:24.804 --> 0:12:28.405 legend who's gone to America and got airborne or scissor 0:12:28.444 --> 0:12:31.885 lift after a night out. The way they're being hauled 0:12:31.925 --> 0:12:34.885 out on the news is that these terrible ned Kelly 0:12:35.045 --> 0:12:38.765 likes serial killers videos where they have videos, so. 0:12:39.204 --> 0:12:41.484 I just next thing on the I work up in 0:12:41.525 --> 0:12:45.965 a cell. I was laughing. I'm not encouraging criminal destruction, 0:12:46.125 --> 0:12:47.045 but it's like, come. 0:12:46.885 --> 0:12:50.605 On the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:51.804 --> 0:12:54.484 One of the great phrases in life is when you 0:12:54.605 --> 0:12:57.925 hear yourself going out loud, there are two types of 0:12:57.965 --> 0:13:01.525 people in this world, and you're clearly you favor one 0:13:01.564 --> 0:13:03.444 of them that you're in and the rest of the 0:13:03.525 --> 0:13:06.885 other people are people who are lesser beings. We all 0:13:06.965 --> 0:13:09.085 do this when you find itself going well, there are 0:13:09.125 --> 0:13:10.485 two types of people in this world. 0:13:10.564 --> 0:13:14.204 I guess last two women did this. 0:13:16.125 --> 0:13:17.925 Christian, there are two types of people in this world, 0:13:18.285 --> 0:13:20.804 those that set and wake up to one alarm and 0:13:20.965 --> 0:13:24.085 those fools that set twenty alarms and snooze ten times. 0:13:25.925 --> 0:13:29.165 Then there was a guy who on Thursday night had 0:13:29.204 --> 0:13:30.564 been watching beauty and the beast? 0:13:31.564 --> 0:13:32.084 Is it Christian? 0:13:32.084 --> 0:13:33.684 There are two types of women in this world, those 0:13:33.684 --> 0:13:36.485 who prefer the prince and those who prefer the beasts. 0:13:38.165 --> 0:13:41.364 Maybe talk on that thing today, Patsy. There are two 0:13:41.485 --> 0:13:43.324 types of people in the world Christian, those who put 0:13:43.365 --> 0:13:46.364 toilet paper over the top and those savages that like 0:13:46.485 --> 0:13:47.244 it under. 0:13:50.084 --> 0:13:53.325 Christian. Those who used black pens and those who use blue. 0:13:53.845 --> 0:13:58.485 That's a yes, who's I'm a bluey? 0:13:59.125 --> 0:14:04.085 You know, I was gonna say I consider blue un serious. Yes, 0:14:04.245 --> 0:14:08.165 I think black black harry the sort of weight and authority. 0:14:08.324 --> 0:14:10.564 And yet when you're doing a form it say's always 0:14:10.645 --> 0:14:11.285 used blue ink. 0:14:12.765 --> 0:14:16.364 Yes, I've lost my black. I've got a blue today 0:14:16.444 --> 0:14:17.765 and I just don't feel right. 0:14:18.005 --> 0:14:19.245 Oh, you're very unserious. 0:14:19.525 --> 0:14:21.085 Like I got out of bed upside down. 0:14:24.885 --> 0:14:27.165 There are two types of people in this world, those who. 0:14:27.165 --> 0:14:28.885 Get out of bed and those who get out of 0:14:28.925 --> 0:14:29.845 bed upside down. 0:14:31.485 --> 0:14:33.045 And you know what, there are two types of people 0:14:33.085 --> 0:14:35.764 in this world. Those who can broadcast radio. 0:14:37.245 --> 0:14:39.085 Christian are two types of as well, those that stand 0:14:39.125 --> 0:14:41.285 in front of the elevator doors and those that stand 0:14:41.325 --> 0:14:41.805 at the back. 0:14:43.045 --> 0:14:47.485 You're right, there are a forwarder or front aren't you Christian. 0:14:47.525 --> 0:14:49.485 Are two types of people in this world, those who 0:14:49.605 --> 0:14:52.045 fold and those who scrunch. Can we come out of 0:14:52.045 --> 0:14:54.244 the bathroom if there was like fifty percent of this? 0:14:54.365 --> 0:14:58.885 It's just about wiping habits, all right, couple of you 0:14:58.965 --> 0:15:01.045 on to me. Two types of people in this world, 0:15:01.445 --> 0:15:04.485 those who wash up as they go along and those 0:15:04.525 --> 0:15:05.484 who should be in prison. 0:15:06.565 --> 0:15:08.525 It's hard wash up as you go along. 0:15:09.525 --> 0:15:11.565 You've always got a little bit of downtime, you know, 0:15:12.045 --> 0:15:13.725 that's waiting there, that simmering. 0:15:13.765 --> 0:15:15.085 I'll just do a couple of bits here. 0:15:15.325 --> 0:15:15.685 One day. 0:15:15.685 --> 0:15:19.205 I hope to be like that. You aspire to something. 0:15:20.325 --> 0:15:22.325 There are two types of people in this world, those 0:15:22.365 --> 0:15:25.885 who indicate when changing lanes and those who one day 0:15:25.925 --> 0:15:27.645 will have to account to God. 0:15:29.485 --> 0:15:29.845 Patsy. 0:15:30.485 --> 0:15:33.165 For me, it's people at concerts. Those who stand at 0:15:33.205 --> 0:15:35.325 a rock concert, which is the right thing to do. 0:15:35.525 --> 0:15:39.085 Yes, enjoy the music, get up in China, and nice 0:15:39.085 --> 0:15:39.885 who sit down. 0:15:40.165 --> 0:15:43.005 Yeah, like what he's doing sitting down? You're in a concert. 0:15:43.045 --> 0:15:44.925 Get up on your feet. What about okay? 0:15:45.045 --> 0:15:48.165 Depend I agree mostly, but what about say ed sheering, 0:15:48.525 --> 0:15:50.165 are you standing up or he's sitting down? 0:15:50.205 --> 0:15:52.365 Because he does say three hours? Are you standing up 0:15:52.405 --> 0:15:53.364 for three hours of ed. 0:15:53.805 --> 0:15:55.885 No, you're like some of the sower ones or something. 0:15:57.165 --> 0:16:02.445 The foots tapping, he's cranking out. You can't sit down. 0:16:03.525 --> 0:16:06.165 He's anti being a human being and he's cranking out. 0:16:06.245 --> 0:16:11.445 Go away, girl, you're down for eighteen hundred pppropriate suddenly 0:16:11.525 --> 0:16:13.965 like lost b and as you goes what are you doing? 0:16:13.965 --> 0:16:15.245 It's two tights of this world. 0:16:16.965 --> 0:16:19.325 People who sit there with their arms following. 0:16:19.125 --> 0:16:19.845 Yeah, I'm with you. 0:16:20.205 --> 0:16:20.405 Yes. 0:16:20.725 --> 0:16:20.925 Yeah. 0:16:21.005 --> 0:16:22.925 It's a big thing of the moment, isn't it. Yeah, 0:16:23.085 --> 0:16:26.485 people are like yes, having to go and shouting each other. Rial, 0:16:26.605 --> 0:16:28.765 what's your Two types of people in this well. 0:16:28.765 --> 0:16:31.885 People who wait at the front counter and people who 0:16:31.925 --> 0:16:34.045 are brave enough to ding the bell. 0:16:37.165 --> 0:16:41.165 My wife's sting, my wife's sitting. I'm too scared. I'm 0:16:41.165 --> 0:16:42.525 too scared. I wished in life to. 0:16:42.565 --> 0:16:44.165 Be a dinger. I married a dinger. 0:16:47.445 --> 0:16:49.285 Yeah, okay, that's how it works. So two tights of 0:16:49.365 --> 0:16:53.965 people in this world, dingers and the undingers with the cowards. 0:16:54.485 --> 0:16:56.165 God wouldn't have put a bell there if he didn't 0:16:56.165 --> 0:16:57.885 want you to diner, That's what I'd say. 0:16:58.565 --> 0:17:01.205 And you're right, you're right, because they might be at 0:17:01.245 --> 0:17:05.125 the back, they don't know you'll love this. So last 0:17:05.205 --> 0:17:07.965 year we were checking into a hotel and my wife said, 0:17:08.005 --> 0:17:09.805 can you just checking Chris. I'm just I'm going to 0:17:09.845 --> 0:17:11.165 go and part the car. I went, finally, go and 0:17:11.285 --> 0:17:13.725 do that. There was no one there, right, And then 0:17:14.125 --> 0:17:16.085 I did nothing for a couple of minutes. Then I 0:17:16.165 --> 0:17:18.605 was getting anxious. I'm watching the complying on them. I 0:17:18.805 --> 0:17:22.365 I was going to hide the thing, and then this 0:17:22.805 --> 0:17:24.484 little feather comes out of the bat and he goes, oh, 0:17:24.525 --> 0:17:24.805 I'm so. 0:17:24.885 --> 0:17:28.685 Sorry, sir, why didn't you ring the bell? Oh I 0:17:28.725 --> 0:17:29.205 didn't see. 0:17:29.405 --> 0:17:32.325 I said, I didn't sit there, it was right, There's 0:17:32.365 --> 0:17:36.525 no way, and he he judged me and found me lesser. 0:17:37.485 --> 0:17:38.725 And then my wife came. 0:17:38.605 --> 0:17:40.405 In and I took a step back and he went, yeah, 0:17:41.805 --> 0:17:43.685 said the adult here, pick up the admin. 0:17:43.685 --> 0:17:45.125 Why did you run those bags up? 0:17:45.165 --> 0:17:50.485 There are Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:51.205 --> 0:17:53.645 There are two types of people in this world? What 0:17:53.845 --> 0:17:59.565 are they rich? 0:17:59.605 --> 0:18:01.325 And there are two types of people in this world, 0:18:01.445 --> 0:18:04.925 those who went fast food places leave out an item 0:18:05.245 --> 0:18:09.085 such as dipping sauce in the takeaway bag, and those 0:18:09.205 --> 0:18:12.685 like my wife who will go and ask for that barbecue. 0:18:13.765 --> 0:18:15.925 I think this has split along gender lines. 0:18:16.045 --> 0:18:18.685 I think women have the bravery to go back, and 0:18:18.845 --> 0:18:21.125 I think every man I know is too cowardly to 0:18:21.245 --> 0:18:21.645 go back. 0:18:21.725 --> 0:18:24.125 I try and justifind I wouldn't say cowardly, Can I 0:18:24.245 --> 0:18:25.885 just say it feels pathetic? 0:18:26.525 --> 0:18:28.565 It is. They're busy people, you know. 0:18:29.725 --> 0:18:31.805 It's more like maybe I shouldn't have such a high 0:18:31.805 --> 0:18:34.365 sugar content dipping source. You know, maybe they're trying to 0:18:34.405 --> 0:18:35.445 look after me, or it's a. 0:18:35.485 --> 0:18:37.845 Gift, and then complain for the next two hours. 0:18:38.165 --> 0:18:40.725 Your sauce was like, yeah, no, true. Well now I 0:18:40.885 --> 0:18:44.085 can complain to my wife the dinger and she will 0:18:44.125 --> 0:18:48.005 go back. Where is that sauce. That's a great one, Dave, 0:18:48.045 --> 0:18:50.525 Thank you very much, Lisa. This is a great one 0:18:50.565 --> 0:18:52.845 from you, Lisa. That Christian there are two types of 0:18:52.885 --> 0:18:55.005 people in the world, those who stank the dishwasher like 0:18:55.085 --> 0:18:57.485