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Speaker 5: Everyone.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about the weekend. Heads.
Speaker 2: We call it the bright side of the weekend. What
Speaker 2: are you looking forward to this weekend? What is the
Speaker 2: highlight for you?
Speaker 6: And okay, I said, Friday is funly here.
Speaker 7: Done to hang out with your friends. You've made Then
Speaker 7: through the week to the broadside of the weekend.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow at first to me as I'm going with nine
Speaker 2: buddies deep sea fishing.
Speaker 1: I went to Chimis Warehouse yesterday.
Speaker 2: I got my anti seasickness tablets, quells and a couple
Speaker 2: of listeners Tommy to have two tonight before bedtime and
Speaker 2: then two half an hour before we set south on.
Speaker 1: The boat that caught jaws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they reconditioned it cannot wait, so curious
Speaker 2: to see what it's like.
Speaker 1: Fascinating to know that if I didn't catch any fish,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Do they train you up
Speaker 1: on board.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that they ever had someone who's gone deep
Speaker 2: sea fishing who's never been deep sea fishing. It's a
Speaker 2: hell of a steep learning curve in one five hour
Speaker 2: boat trip.
Speaker 7: It is like normally people start maybe tossing a line
Speaker 7: off the war beach fishing. You're going right into the
Speaker 7: belly of the beast out there.
Speaker 1: And hopefully not Rio. I've got to see it Monday.
Speaker 2: Worst Christian, he's in the belly of the beach. He's
Speaker 2: got my phone reception. He will still do the show. Pasi,
Speaker 2: what are you looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 5: I've got a huge day today. I am taking to
Speaker 5: the stage. It's an International Women's Day event with Briani
Speaker 5: Dawson at Keuyong Tennis Club in Melbourne. And yeah, the
Speaker 5: celebration of women continue. So I'm really thrilled to be
Speaker 5: asked to And what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing? You're doing a keynote, is it?
Speaker 5: Q and A yeah, talking yeah, Q and a talking
Speaker 5: essentially about the podcast Rage Against the Menopause, which is
Speaker 5: my podcast on the iHeart platform.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do with that this year?
Speaker 2: Why don't you start doing some live recordings?
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 5: I'm recording today, recording in today's Q and A with
Speaker 5: Christy March from Channel seven and alongside Briani, who is fabulous,
Speaker 5: who will be singing. They are incredible, so I'm really
Speaker 5: looking forward to it. Hundreds of women in the room,
Speaker 5: a lot of from all fields, nurses, teachers, CEOs. So
Speaker 5: I feel very honest.
Speaker 2: Passive people might be listening right now, they might want
Speaker 2: to come along to that, change their plans today.
Speaker 1: Where can they find out more? Get tickets mate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, onto my Instagram and you're going to do the
Speaker 2: a deal at what we told you about taking money
Speaker 2: from listeners to credit card details and the old three
Speaker 2: digit crimes. Don't be scamming listeners. I know money is
Speaker 2: tight at this place, but let's not be reduced to
Speaker 2: scamming our audience.
Speaker 5: So it's just Betrated Jones New Minutes, Leah consulting at them,
Speaker 5: who is doing it? She does this every year. She
Speaker 5: does an amazing effort and it's just you know it's
Speaker 5: women celebrating women and propping women up. But it's going
Speaker 5: to be a lovely day. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Awesome Now I know why there's your like a sort
Speaker 2: of wardrobe hanging on the news store.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've got my hot pink suit today purpose passion,
Speaker 5: power yet power color Today only girls wear color.
Speaker 2: Awesome, all right, And so if they do want to
Speaker 2: get tickets, they slide into your DMS.
Speaker 5: Is what you're saying, basically to my DMS, and I'll
Speaker 5: hit you up. Okay, Now, I won't hit you up.
Speaker 5: I'll get your set up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry.
Speaker 2: We can tidy up that language during the show today, Patsy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Patsy sounds like she's done ready for a very
Speaker 2: long time, and today's the first time she's ever spoken
Speaker 2: on the radio. Both can be true. It's the paradox
Speaker 2: of life.
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Speaker 1: What's the highlight for you this weekend?
Speaker 2: Christian, I've just got a new puppy yesterday, create training
Speaker 2: over the next couple of weeks. That is like having
Speaker 2: a baby. Our twenty one year old daughter Ruby. She
Speaker 2: is after a puppy for twenty first or no she
Speaker 2: would have just graduated, and I went, oh, yeah, here's
Speaker 2: that work.
Speaker 1: When you graduate, you've got to get a job.
Speaker 2: Ye having a puppy for about the first three months
Speaker 2: when they're like creating that, it's like a job.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: I said, your job, unless you're going to go into
Speaker 2: being a professional dog trainer and toil the world competing,
Speaker 2: your job is to get the job, not raise a puppy.
Speaker 1: No, so it never is being a parent.
Speaker 2: I thought by the time they're like nineteen and twenty one,
Speaker 2: I just be sipping my ties in a recliner. It's
Speaker 2: more intense, it's more complicated. And also now they don't
Speaker 2: have to an they don't have to listen to it
Speaker 2: needs a consultant. I prepared some findings. Yeah, just leave
Speaker 2: it over there. I thought you might want to go
Speaker 2: through it. No, no, and you get a lot of
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, and so, yeah,
Speaker 2: the puppy thing is just like so at the moment,
Speaker 2: I'm reduced to sending email links with articles.
Speaker 1: To dissuade her from getting a puppy.
Speaker 2: A band's case, a banan's case. Anyway, it's because I
Speaker 2: don't want to be an absent dad. There's a dog
Speaker 2: festival on this weekend. We go and chat to the breeders. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever brought a puppy from
Speaker 2: a breeder.
Speaker 1: They vet you like.
Speaker 2: Their vetting process are more intense than what we've had
Speaker 2: on this show. We would add some of the old
Speaker 2: space cadets we've had in an out thedoors rio in
Speaker 2: this place over the last couple of years if dog
Speaker 2: breeders were doing the vetting process. So anyway, my I
Speaker 2: said to my wife, that feels like a mum daughter
Speaker 2: thing to go to that whilst I'm off to the
Speaker 2: footy where all dog breeders got to hang out.
Speaker 1: All right, Rya, what are you looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 7: Well, Patty's on stage on Friday and I'm going to
Speaker 7: be on stage on Saturday.
Speaker 2: What a stage and do slide into tms? Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you will hit them.
Speaker 6: Up slightly less edifying event.
Speaker 1: It depends what edifies one.
Speaker 7: It is a heated rivalry which is the biggest show
Speaker 7: in the world at the moment. It's a very steamy
Speaker 7: gay drama and it's a lookalike competition hosted at a
Speaker 7: local nightclub, which the event has.
Speaker 1: So many dots you need to join you.
Speaker 2: You're going very quickly for people just woking up that
Speaker 2: haven't like the week bits right now and go wait,
Speaker 2: what is a steamy gay drama okay in a nightclub?
Speaker 1: And what's his part as a lookerlike you?
Speaker 7: It doesn't make any sense. The more I explain it,
Speaker 7: it's not going to become clearer. But essentially what happens
Speaker 7: is we've got a packed sold out nightclub and then
Speaker 7: I assume we all come on stage and have a
Speaker 7: small sort of two minute performance where I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to do for two minutes.
Speaker 2: They tend to be a gay hockey player, I guess,
Speaker 2: So I mean you got a dance, someone interviewing you,
Speaker 2: or just just are you paraded around in a ring?
Speaker 1: It sounds a bit like I've seen shuts.
Speaker 5: You need like a dance or something do you do.
Speaker 6: Otherwise it's going to be really I know, how do
Speaker 6: I feel?
Speaker 1: Two minutes?
Speaker 7: I know, I don't know if you Someone suggested re enacting,
Speaker 7: but the scenes are very good.
Speaker 1: Reenacting.
Speaker 7: No reenacting is through the route to go down. But
Speaker 7: I don't know what else I don't I think, yeah,
Speaker 7: maybe they'll put on music.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, when you were talking about this yesterday,
Speaker 2: you had a lot of gusto and you were talking
Speaker 2: about you're talking like a winner. Now fair is here.
Speaker 1: You know who's gone your head? Patsy, No, I have
Speaker 1: not you have in my head because it's just how
Speaker 1: she celebrates women by crushing gay.
Speaker 5: Men, well by saying that I don't really see that
Speaker 5: you resemble.
Speaker 7: You, but the whole competition is about me resembling him,
Speaker 7: So that really.
Speaker 8: Is the core.
Speaker 2: I told you to go to Rebel Sports. You get
Speaker 2: a hog stick, it's a hockey drama. We'll have something
Speaker 2: and you wave it around a bit. That's that's maybe
Speaker 2: nine or ten seconds. Gay gay said night, that's winner, Winner.
Speaker 7: I'm nervous because what if it's already an embarrassing enough
Speaker 7: sort of event to be going in.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I think I think people should be more embarrassed. I
Speaker 2: see people that go on tours dressed as Lord of
Speaker 2: ring characters. I will judge you, I will celebrate what
Speaker 2: you're doing. Be free your favorite TV show, I know,
Speaker 2: but still I'm thirty three year old man.
Speaker 1: That he should have.
Speaker 2: Because I think you're going to be going up against
Speaker 2: a lot of younger guys.
Speaker 1: Yes not, I think so too. It's a young guy's game.
Speaker 1: It is. And they're like, wait, it looks enough to
Speaker 1: have like a more future. He doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: doing so I have to win. I have.
Speaker 7: I enter a heated RIVALI lookalike competition at thirty three
Speaker 7: and louh, how did I wake up on Sunday?
Speaker 2: You're saying right now, I don't think you ever fully
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. I don't think. I don't think hard
Speaker 1: to come back from something like that.
Speaker 6: Part of you does.
Speaker 2: I'm right now, right now. They are daily mail news
Speaker 2: dot com to au. They're looking for radio breakfast news
Speaker 2: stories everywhere they.
Speaker 1: Hear about this.
Speaker 2: Suddenly, for a couple of hours, there's no Carl and
Speaker 2: Jackie O stories. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Speaker 2: whoa whoa whoa whoa Wow. This is insane radio sidekick
Speaker 2: fels fels gay steamy lookalike competition.
Speaker 1: Not the Golden look is going to be the headline.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I was watching the news yesterday evening right and uh,
Speaker 2: there's been this big ongoing story this week as if
Speaker 2: two AFL stars are the new Ned Kelly's. I've been horrified,
Speaker 2: horrified with the way these two young lads have done
Speaker 2: what a lot of young lads do. Have a couple
Speaker 2: of small beers, and Shenanigans happens. Shenanigans has happened. They're
Speaker 2: having to do this awful kind of basically like hostage
Speaker 2: videos where ashen faced where you know, and the reporter
Speaker 2: was talking about one of them going and friends say
Speaker 2: that he is.
Speaker 1: A shell of a human being.
Speaker 2: Oh like, so wait there in America, it was a
Speaker 2: pre season thing. They had a night out, a few drinks,
Speaker 2: They got on a scissor lift, got up to two
Speaker 2: meters in the air. The police said, hey, lad, you
Speaker 2: shouldn't be up there. They're agreed, came down, got arrest
Speaker 2: his spreend the night in the cell. They've got to
Speaker 2: do sixteen hours of alcohol education, possible community service. They've
Speaker 2: got to go back to Arizona for the sentencing. And
Speaker 2: it's just like this is you know, these days we
Speaker 2: moan that they're too boring, that sports stars are done.
Speaker 2: This is how they used to carry on. It would
Speaker 2: even make the news. One there's been stripped to the
Speaker 2: vice co captaincy. You would have been promoted to the captain.
Speaker 2: The actual character would be stripped because there was another
Speaker 2: legend who's gone to America and got airborne or scissor
Speaker 2: lift after a night out. The way they're being hauled
Speaker 2: out on the news is that these terrible ned Kelly
Speaker 2: likes serial killers videos where they have videos, so.
Speaker 1: I just next thing on the I work up in
Speaker 1: a cell. I was laughing. I'm not encouraging criminal destruction,
Speaker 1: but it's like, come.
Speaker 4: On the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: One of the great phrases in life is when you
Speaker 2: hear yourself going out loud, there are two types of
Speaker 2: people in this world, and you're clearly you favor one
Speaker 2: of them that you're in and the rest of the
Speaker 2: other people are people who are lesser beings. We all
Speaker 2: do this when you find itself going well, there are
Speaker 2: two types of people in this world.
Speaker 1: I guess last two women did this.
Speaker 2: Christian, there are two types of people in this world,
Speaker 2: those that set and wake up to one alarm and
Speaker 2: those fools that set twenty alarms and snooze ten times.
Speaker 2: Then there was a guy who on Thursday night had
Speaker 2: been watching beauty and the beast?
Speaker 1: Is it Christian?
Speaker 2: There are two types of women in this world, those
Speaker 2: who prefer the prince and those who prefer the beasts.
Speaker 2: Maybe talk on that thing today, Patsy. There are two
Speaker 2: types of people in the world Christian, those who put
Speaker 2: toilet paper over the top and those savages that like
Speaker 2: it under.
Speaker 1: Christian. Those who used black pens and those who use blue.
Speaker 1: That's a yes, who's I'm a bluey?
Speaker 7: You know, I was gonna say I consider blue un serious. Yes,
Speaker 7: I think black black harry the sort of weight and authority.
Speaker 1: And yet when you're doing a form it say's always
Speaker 1: used blue ink.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've lost my black. I've got a blue today
Speaker 5: and I just don't feel right.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're very unserious.
Speaker 5: Like I got out of bed upside down.
Speaker 1: There are two types of people in this world, those who.
Speaker 2: Get out of bed and those who get out of
Speaker 2: bed upside down.
Speaker 1: And you know what, there are two types of people
Speaker 1: in this world. Those who can broadcast radio.
Speaker 2: Christian are two types of as well, those that stand
Speaker 2: in front of the elevator doors and those that stand
Speaker 2: at the back.
Speaker 1: You're right, there are a forwarder or front aren't you Christian.
Speaker 2: Are two types of people in this world, those who
Speaker 2: fold and those who scrunch. Can we come out of
Speaker 2: the bathroom if there was like fifty percent of this?
Speaker 2: It's just about wiping habits, all right, couple of you
Speaker 2: on to me. Two types of people in this world,
Speaker 2: those who wash up as they go along and those
Speaker 2: who should be in prison.
Speaker 1: It's hard wash up as you go along.
Speaker 2: You've always got a little bit of downtime, you know,
Speaker 2: that's waiting there, that simmering.
Speaker 1: I'll just do a couple of bits here.
Speaker 6: One day.
Speaker 1: I hope to be like that. You aspire to something.
Speaker 2: There are two types of people in this world, those
Speaker 2: who indicate when changing lanes and those who one day
Speaker 2: will have to account to God.
Speaker 1: Patsy.
Speaker 5: For me, it's people at concerts. Those who stand at
Speaker 5: a rock concert, which is the right thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, enjoy the music, get up in China, and nice
Speaker 2: who sit down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what he's doing sitting down? You're in a concert.
Speaker 1: Get up on your feet. What about okay?
Speaker 7: Depend I agree mostly, but what about say ed sheering,
Speaker 7: are you standing up or he's sitting down?
Speaker 6: Because he does say three hours? Are you standing up
Speaker 6: for three hours of ed.
Speaker 1: No, you're like some of the sower ones or something.
Speaker 1: The foots tapping, he's cranking out. You can't sit down.
Speaker 1: He's anti being a human being and he's cranking out.
Speaker 2: Go away, girl, you're down for eighteen hundred pppropriate suddenly
Speaker 2: like lost b and as you goes what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's two tights of this world.
Speaker 5: People who sit there with their arms following.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a big thing of the moment, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people are like yes, having to go and shouting each other. Rial,
Speaker 2: what's your Two types of people in this well.
Speaker 7: People who wait at the front counter and people who
Speaker 7: are brave enough to ding the bell.
Speaker 2: My wife's sting, my wife's sitting. I'm too scared. I'm
Speaker 2: too scared. I wished in life to.
Speaker 1: Be a dinger. I married a dinger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's how it works. So two tights of
Speaker 2: people in this world, dingers and the undingers with the cowards.
Speaker 5: God wouldn't have put a bell there if he didn't
Speaker 5: want you to diner, That's what I'd say.
Speaker 2: And you're right, you're right, because they might be at
Speaker 2: the back, they don't know you'll love this. So last
Speaker 2: year we were checking into a hotel and my wife said,
Speaker 2: can you just checking Chris. I'm just I'm going to
Speaker 2: go and part the car. I went, finally, go and
Speaker 2: do that. There was no one there, right, And then
Speaker 2: I did nothing for a couple of minutes. Then I
Speaker 2: was getting anxious. I'm watching the complying on them. I
Speaker 2: I was going to hide the thing, and then this
Speaker 2: little feather comes out of the bat and he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sir, why didn't you ring the bell? Oh I
Speaker 1: didn't see.
Speaker 2: I said, I didn't sit there, it was right, There's
Speaker 2: no way, and he he judged me and found me lesser.
Speaker 1: And then my wife came.
Speaker 2: In and I took a step back and he went, yeah,
Speaker 2: said the adult here, pick up the admin.
Speaker 1: Why did you run those bags up?
Speaker 4: There are Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: There are two types of people in this world? What
Speaker 1: are they rich?
Speaker 2: And there are two types of people in this world,
Speaker 2: those who went fast food places leave out an item
Speaker 2: such as dipping sauce in the takeaway bag, and those
Speaker 2: like my wife who will go and ask for that barbecue.
Speaker 1: I think this has split along gender lines.
Speaker 7: I think women have the bravery to go back, and
Speaker 7: I think every man I know is too cowardly to
Speaker 7: go back.
Speaker 2: I try and justifind I wouldn't say cowardly, Can I
Speaker 2: just say it feels pathetic?
Speaker 1: It is. They're busy people, you know.
Speaker 2: It's more like maybe I shouldn't have such a high
Speaker 2: sugar content dipping source. You know, maybe they're trying to
Speaker 2: look after me, or it's a.
Speaker 5: Gift, and then complain for the next two hours.
Speaker 2: Your sauce was like, yeah, no, true. Well now I
Speaker 2: can complain to my wife the dinger and she will
Speaker 2: go back. Where is that sauce. That's a great one, Dave,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Lisa. This is a great one
Speaker 2: from you, Lisa. That Christian there are two types of
Speaker 2: people in the world, those who stank the dishwasher like
Speaker 2: a Scandinavian architect and.
Speaker 1: Those who stack like a raccoon on meth I'm a Scannadian.
Speaker 2: I'm a Scandinavian architect and it's the only thing, the
Speaker 2: only thing in home that I am a sticker for.
Speaker 5: I need to see a photo.
Speaker 2: It's meticulous talk us through your So basically it's just
Speaker 2: about ease of empty, and because the worst thing about
Speaker 2: the diswatch isn't stacking it, it's when it's done.
Speaker 1: It's hellish. Yes, make it easy on in your future self.
Speaker 2: At the end of the forty five minutes cycle, knives
Speaker 2: are together, forks are together, spoons are together. So then
Speaker 2: you're just grabbing a handful, handful, drop drop. It shaves
Speaker 2: off about thirty three seconds. I don't think I haven't
Speaker 2: timed it to prove it to people in my house
Speaker 2: who are doubt us. Two tons of people in this world,
Speaker 2: Christian pineapple on beats of people and weird those who
Speaker 2: don't like it. I agree with you, Richard. I don't
Speaker 2: get the snobbery. It tastes delicious.
Speaker 1: Sweetness, the sweetness Christian.
Speaker 2: Two tons of people in this world, the ones who
Speaker 2: turn left, all those who when they're turning left will
Speaker 2: swing out way too.
Speaker 1: Wide all a sudden, and they've just got like a
Speaker 1: under jazz and they're acting like, what just bring this
Speaker 1: big old twenty two wheel around it? When you got
Speaker 1: a fire truck there and wringing it round? Why do
Speaker 1: they do that mood? You're in a camray mate, just
Speaker 1: turn left. You didn't just swing out east steady as
Speaker 1: she goes.
Speaker 2: Oh, we make this corner, Michael word, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Are two types of people that swelled, Those who stare
Speaker 2: at servers in the belief that they will get their
Speaker 2: fast food quicker, and those who have a thing called patience.
Speaker 6: No, it's not steering. You've got to do the eyes,
Speaker 6: the big eyes.
Speaker 1: Big my eyes. I'm willing them on.
Speaker 2: I'm alwas like a fan in the stands, you know,
Speaker 2: I you know, I'm winning my team on And we're
Speaker 2: on the same team here. We're on team fast food.
Speaker 2: You like making it, I like eating it.
Speaker 1: Why can't wait? It's not you and me, Christian.
Speaker 2: Two times of people to swell, those who put their
Speaker 2: shopping trolley's back and those that don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our Patsy is non returner.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I am not you have said many times,
Speaker 5: I get my disc back. I need my little shopping disc.
Speaker 1: There, Christian.
Speaker 2: Two types of people are the drivers that let you
Speaker 2: in the ones that they pretend that they cannot see you.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: Are two types of people in this world, which are you?
Speaker 2: Those who walk up escalators.
Speaker 1: But can't they have somewhere to be, and those that
Speaker 1: just stand there.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid after years living in London, you do not
Speaker 2: stand standing on an escalator. You get moving, You've got
Speaker 2: somewhere to go. I don't understand the drifters.
Speaker 6: What's the point of escalator? Otherwise just take the stairs? Escalator?
Speaker 1: Is this so you don't have to walk up? You
Speaker 1: don't have to, but you can.
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember me, and we want some of
Speaker 2: the London underground where the escalators just stopped moving.
Speaker 1: They just stopped right And.
Speaker 2: There were these two old American tourists right, these big Yanks.
Speaker 1: You go to me, what do we do now? And
Speaker 1: I went, I don't know, use it as a stairs.
Speaker 1: They were just stood there. I don't want to carry
Speaker 1: us up. What's going to happen now?
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: John, we think it's incredible that someone has woken up
Speaker 2: this morning and they are now a multimillionaire.
Speaker 1: They have fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: They want it on the couch whilst watching an AFL game,
Speaker 2: And if you saw the game I'm talking about, at
Speaker 2: least they got something from it.
Speaker 1: As a mutual fan, I stopped.
Speaker 2: But if someone was going to say, hey, fifty million
Speaker 2: in it, then okay, I'll sit my ass back down.
Speaker 2: This story is incredible. So this guy gets emailed. I
Speaker 2: didn't know if you win, that gonna make say to
Speaker 2: send you a casual email.
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem like a note, no, And he just did.
Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, right, deleted it of course, thought
Speaker 2: it was spam, like anyone would do. And then they
Speaker 2: offously then start to ring him and go, hey.
Speaker 1: For reals, what for real? For real? Yeah, for reals,
Speaker 1: come on, it's incredible. He's one fifty million. What do
Speaker 1: you do? You're just sitting at home? You win fifty million?
Speaker 1: What's your next move? Like, what do you do? You're
Speaker 1: sitting in your lound room.
Speaker 2: And also now there all news outlets like pats in
Speaker 2: everywhere is saying it's a dad. You know, anyone who
Speaker 2: works with a dad who doesn't come well, Alex is
Speaker 2: actually off work today. Oh yes, you can't trust a
Speaker 2: single dad not coming into work today. If they're suddenly
Speaker 2: they were all right all week and they're not in today,
Speaker 2: they've probably won fifty million.
Speaker 1: He was probably watching the foody.
Speaker 2: He's a sports right, and he will be the guy
Speaker 2: who be a bit simple enough not to trust that
Speaker 2: someone's saying you know, touch the forest, gums about him
Speaker 2: blush you know. Anyway, right, heavy Friday on the show,
Speaker 2: then we call it double thumbs up. It's our Friday recommendations.
Speaker 2: It might be a new TV show you want to
Speaker 2: stream over the weekend, or book you want to read,
Speaker 2: and please share yours.
Speaker 1: What are you really enjoying at the moment? What are
Speaker 1: you into?
Speaker 2: Four seventy five three one oh four three booking? A
Speaker 2: TV show for me?
Speaker 1: A book?
Speaker 2: Finish it yesterday evening. It's called A Marriage at Sea.
Speaker 2: I don't read tons of non fiction, but this is
Speaker 2: a nonfiction book that read like a page turner fiction.
Speaker 2: Once I got into it, I become obsessed with it.
Speaker 2: I've been going to bed too late this week because
Speaker 2: of this bloody book.
Speaker 1: Just hear about this story. This is a true story.
Speaker 1: It's called a Marriage at Sea.
Speaker 2: In the seventies, British couple just a hum drum couple,
Speaker 2: Morris and Marilyn, that get married. They fall in love.
Speaker 2: There are just good people that would live next door.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know much about them. However, he's into sailing,
Speaker 2: she's not. She gets into sailing. This is what happens
Speaker 2: in a relationship. They decide that actually they'd like to
Speaker 2: set up the house sell from the UK around the
Speaker 2: world to New Zealand. They get a boat. He's a
Speaker 2: skilled navigator. However, midway through the trip, in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night and they've got no radio transmitter, a
Speaker 2: well smashes their boat in half, sinking it.
Speaker 1: There's no radio transmitter. This is in the seventies.
Speaker 2: They're now marooned in a very small dinghy together for
Speaker 2: one hundred and eight eighteen days.
Speaker 1: It's you and your partner.
Speaker 2: So all the things you know we were talking about
Speaker 2: half an hour ago, how sometimes you're drawn together because
Speaker 2: of similarities and what you see in each other. You're
Speaker 2: also there's parts of you where you complete other parts
Speaker 2: that maybe the other person doesn't have. Suddenly, when you're
Speaker 2: on a boat, I'm guessing for one hundred and eighteen days,
Speaker 2: you think about how much we love our partners. But
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighteen days you cannot escape each other.
Speaker 2: You're going to irritate each other. The things that initially
Speaker 2: you found quite cute and now we're going to become problematic.
Speaker 2: So mal And the woman is very extrovert, and she
Speaker 2: keeps their spirits up every day more sadly, you see
Speaker 2: emotionally deteriorating and fading away as he's losing the will.
Speaker 2: They've got no gear to catch fish. They have to
Speaker 2: use safety pins what to try and spearfish. There's one
Speaker 2: bit where she Marilyn drags a shark right, a basking
Speaker 2: shark into this dinghy, and they butcher it and eat
Speaker 2: its liver? Are that or they die eight one hundred
Speaker 2: and eighteen days stuck in small dig in the middle
Speaker 2: of the ocean. Their flares don't work. When they see
Speaker 2: passing ships, you just think you're going to die in
Speaker 2: the boat. How would you not lose hope? The book
Speaker 2: is about that. Wow, it's a true story. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: The great thing is is that the middle of the
Speaker 2: book suddenly they're rescued. The rest of the story. Think
Speaker 2: we're only halfway through the book is then what happened
Speaker 2: to them afterwards? That bit, and this is where the
Speaker 2: great writing kicks in is even just as incredible. What
Speaker 2: happens to that couple. They became huge, huge chat show
Speaker 2: stars around the world, but they were never the same again.
Speaker 2: It's an amazing story, and it's a very short book.
Speaker 2: You read in a couple of days. It's called A
Speaker 2: Marriage at Sea. Sophie Elmhurst is the author. I cannot
Speaker 2: recommend that enough. And a new TV show. Steve Carell,
Speaker 2: one of the most comic actors in the world, is
Speaker 2: in a brand new TV show called Rooster. It's brilliant
Speaker 2: still the first episode this week. It's the guy the
Speaker 2: head writers, Bill Lawrence, who also did Shrinking and ted
Speaker 2: Lasso and scra which is back at the moment. And
Speaker 2: if you're a Scrubs fan, John c Riley is in this.
Speaker 1: I love it, yes, and he's got an incredible character
Speaker 1: in it. It's so good. Really really can't recommend enough.
Speaker 1: That's very good.
Speaker 2: But the book if you're looking for a great book
Speaker 2: to read, and you'll read it in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: It's an insane story and as you're reading it, you
Speaker 2: will put your own relationship in it. And I'm thinking
Speaker 2: I would have just jumped over that boat after about
Speaker 2: the third hour, Sarah, good.
Speaker 1: Luck take me Sharks, if we'll have your way with
Speaker 1: me with me. A Marriage at Sea is what it's called.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, if I won that fifteen million dollar jackpot, I'd
Speaker 2: still go into work, but just for the last day,
Speaker 2: just to rub it in.
Speaker 1: That's the victory. Laugh. Wow, okay, Darren.
Speaker 2: Two tights of people in this world, those that win
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars and keep it quiet, give it yourself,
Speaker 2: and who want to rub it in all our faces?
Speaker 1: See your suckers.
Speaker 2: Christian TV Chamone enjoying at the moment being Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 2: We've just started to watch this new documentary on Netflix. Right,
Speaker 2: let me see if you recognize this premise. Gordon Ramsey
Speaker 2: is putting it all on the line as he takes
Speaker 2: on his visit biggest restaurant adventure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut to him looking at a restaurant with his wife, going,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. What's all they're going to remember? A
Speaker 1: whole legacy up in smoke be the ovens are late.
Speaker 1: That's first five minutes. You get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, okay, I've seen it before and I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all, but it's a lot of you say,
Speaker 2: they say documentary, this is as scripted as maths, you know,
Speaker 2: But I'm still in sure.
Speaker 6: What was that last one he did, the Secret Service
Speaker 6: one where he pretended to.
Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest TV shows ever, one of
Speaker 2: the greatest TV shows ever.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian, I see on stand that the movie in
Speaker 2: Urremberg is finally on derecommend it. Yes, it's a brilliant movie,
Speaker 2: really really good. Russell Crowe doesn't get enough kudos. Such
Speaker 2: a great action still doing great movies as well. Partially,
Speaker 2: what's your double thumbs up this week?
Speaker 5: Well, I am a true crime fan and Amityville an
Speaker 5: origin story we are writing too on Prime. It's a
Speaker 5: full part documentary series about the Amityville murders on Long Island.
Speaker 2: But it is a really close I want to just
Speaker 2: say as a respectful broadcast of the way you went
Speaker 2: it is about the.
Speaker 4: News.
Speaker 1: She's like death bombs. I love this.
Speaker 5: I do love true crime.
Speaker 1: I do love it in this k like a real
Speaker 1: kind of like fetish. Now, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I just go get it out think about it.
Speaker 5: You know, this is brilliant and it looks at some
Speaker 5: of the conspiracy theories about the whole situation, and one
Speaker 5: that a lot of the Clevelands believe is that there's
Speaker 5: this evil spirit on the land where the house was built. Anyway,
Speaker 5: I loved it. If you're into true crime and historic crime,
Speaker 5: you might like it. It's on Prime.
Speaker 1: True Crime is the biggest Johanna in for TV and
Speaker 1: podcasts in the world.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so hot right now, Lady Gaga crime.
Speaker 5: Can you believe it is.
Speaker 1: The Possessed land that is doing it for me? Chris?
Speaker 5: Can you believe it's thirty years since the Birdcage movie
Speaker 5: came out? It's thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw that's right, talking about the other day.
Speaker 5: Yes, and so he puts something up on Instagram. I
Speaker 5: saw it yesterday. It was quite funny and how agadore
Speaker 5: the house boy. Her voice he modeled off his grandmama.
Speaker 5: And and you know, sadly now Robin Williams and Gene
Speaker 5: Hackman aren't with us.
Speaker 1: But it's one movie way ahead of its time as well,
Speaker 1: beautiful movie.
Speaker 5: That it is the one movie where I have been
Speaker 5: sitting in the cinema and I start crying. I am
Speaker 5: laughing so.
Speaker 1: Hard, and you normally doing the only fas true crime.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter how what he did to them, it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter how many times.
Speaker 1: We watch it.
Speaker 5: It's one of those great family classics that we'll just
Speaker 5: put on and it always makes you feel better. So
Speaker 5: thirty years it's on Prime. If you want to catch
Speaker 5: up with it again, what are you into the moment?
Speaker 1: Real?
Speaker 7: I am loving Traitors season three. I don't know if
Speaker 7: you guys have watched Traders. It's been around for a
Speaker 7: little while.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is. Oh it's brilliant.
Speaker 7: It is, I reckon, probably the best new reality show
Speaker 7: in maybe twenty years, maybe since Survivor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's smart, isn't it. It's brilliant.
Speaker 5: So it's the premis.
Speaker 7: It's set in Scotland, in the Highlands, in this beautiful,
Speaker 7: lush castle.
Speaker 1: My friend Claudia hosted Clodie Winking. We're with the big French.
Speaker 1: She is, yes, twenty five years. Yeah, she's great. This
Speaker 1: is she She dos are but she's really good.
Speaker 7: So there's twenty what they call faithful. It's twenty people
Speaker 7: trying to build up a prize pool to win. At
Speaker 7: the end of the game. There are two or three
Speaker 7: secret Traders who have been sort of randomly.
Speaker 1: Selected and they have secret meetings. Parts isn't a bit
Speaker 1: like the Mole. It is very similar to the Mole,
Speaker 1: except so every better.
Speaker 6: Every night.
Speaker 1: The traders kill one of the faithful, and they have
Speaker 1: to do something like touch that touch another person's face. Yes, yes, yes, and.
Speaker 7: Then all the faithful, everyone in the group has to
Speaker 7: banish who they think is the traitor that night. So
Speaker 7: you see like people become really close best friends then
Speaker 7: turn on each other.
Speaker 2: It's it's and also because they all know what the
Speaker 2: show is, they're all paranoid anyway, and so you know what,
Speaker 2: we just make up stories.
Speaker 1: We're just find evidence to fit the theory.
Speaker 2: They're all going, I think it's so and so, and
Speaker 2: there are other people in it who are very good
Speaker 2: liars or they're over selling somebody who I think it's them,
Speaker 2: you know, because you see the they didn't pick up
Speaker 2: that bit of rubbish, so I think, oh, I think
Speaker 2: you're sort of thing a trader would say.
Speaker 7: One of them was one of They voted out this
Speaker 7: poor girl because she didn't cheers when they all said
Speaker 7: cheers to the faithful, and she didn't cheers because she
Speaker 7: had like a broken arm or something.
Speaker 1: I didn't cheer because I had a broken arm, and
Speaker 1: they've voted her out.
Speaker 7: It is the very best and what it on ten?
Speaker 7: It's on ten player, Yes, yes, you can watch all
Speaker 7: the US seasons, all the UK seasons. The US season
Speaker 7: is actually hosted by Alan Cumming.
Speaker 1: Who's incredible. Right, I didn't know that.
Speaker 7: Pick any season you want, they're all amazing. But season
Speaker 7: three US I'm watching at the moment and it is
Speaker 7: phenomenal as well.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every Friday, we turn the show over to you and
Speaker 2: to a giant jukebox. We call the people's playlist. Yeah
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 8: Listening, and call him and choose and the music and
Speaker 8: just when hit eh.
Speaker 7: Somebody made the station charing play the.
Speaker 8: People's play listen, create.
Speaker 7: Calling and help Christian songs for Friday show.
Speaker 2: All right, today's theme songs with where or they're in
Speaker 2: the title. Now, are we accepting like the suffix of somewhere?
Speaker 6: Yes, I think so, I think?
Speaker 7: And also any homophones, So where we are theirs?
Speaker 6: All versions of it?
Speaker 1: Listen, read the room.
Speaker 2: The Impacts don't even know what homophones are, and they
Speaker 2: certainly don't. All right, they're not tuning for homophone chat.
Speaker 2: This is the ABC today. We're getting into syntax on
Speaker 2: Syntax Friday.
Speaker 1: Is that wait?
Speaker 2: Is that a new band on Triple J I'm signed
Speaker 2: and this is new from the homophones?
Speaker 1: Where all there? There you go.
Speaker 2: That's my language, I translate what Rio just said. He's
Speaker 2: got two degrees.
Speaker 1: Hi, Patsy, what have you got any homophone here? Please?
Speaker 5: Pat I want some spice Girl's action today.
Speaker 1: Say you'll be there, please banger. This is a great.
Speaker 5: Big rumors that they may be to their thirtieth anniversary.
Speaker 1: All right, or just made up?
Speaker 5: A lot of innuendo?
Speaker 6: Will then a rumor?
Speaker 1: Have you heard who's banging so and so? That's innuendo?
Speaker 1: People touring.
Speaker 5: There's been a lot of shut up after did Rio
Speaker 5: said phones only after pashing scripted where they all performed
Speaker 5: kind of unofficially at the party, everyone's you know, and
Speaker 5: mel C came out and said that they're in talks.
Speaker 5: So will we see it?
Speaker 1: Innuendo? Steamy chat there, Patsy, steamy chats uh Ria, What
Speaker 1: are you going for? Where all? They're all homophones associated?
Speaker 7: I'm going for where big Friday song? They're in the
Speaker 7: country at the moment. So if you're listening dead a basement,
Speaker 7: Jack's this is where's your.
Speaker 1: Why was he up for them? I wanted to think
Speaker 1: you've never talked like that great song, great film.
Speaker 6: Clip with the monkeys with human faces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, terrifying.
Speaker 2: All right, So songs to the where all they're in
Speaker 2: the title called us now thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: We're looking for.
Speaker 2: Big Friday energy. Now this is something completely different. I guess, Keene,
Speaker 2: we're a big band in the two thousand huge band.
Speaker 2: You might not recognize the name of the band, but
Speaker 2: you recognize this song. It's been in so many TV shows,
Speaker 2: Beef recently Glee. You know a Beef that was a
Speaker 2: great show. A couple of years ago. Glee did a
Speaker 2: great cover version of this as well. Also not the
Speaker 2: number Grays in Natomy Nerve, but it is in season one,
Speaker 2: episode two. I'm talking about somewhere only we know by Keen.
Speaker 2: Beautiful song. All right, what song would you love us
Speaker 2: to play? Big Friday songs from eight this morning? It's
Speaker 2: the People's playlist songs will wear All they're in the title.
Speaker 4: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you want to come and join the inner circle
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Speaker 2: Just the word bright Siders, nothing else to our text number,
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Speaker 2: You'll get a link, You get your own membership card,
Speaker 2: you get access to our private members the bright Siders
Speaker 2: Facebook Inner Circle adults who get a message from me
Speaker 2: every single Friday. You do not need to confuse me
Speaker 2: by emailing me. Lead me to the bright side, which
Speaker 2: Lisa van Lilly has done. And I've been staring at
Speaker 2: the last minute thinking what is going on here? There
Speaker 2: can be no side action Lisa, And is that a
Speaker 2: new way of doing it now? By emails informal? But
Speaker 2: an emoji there lead me to the brad. I don't
Speaker 2: want to say it's very important. It's a lot of
Speaker 2: innuendo running, but please do not put stuff like that
Speaker 2: in there. Lead me to the bright side. It's it's distracting.
Speaker 8: And yeah, they were listening and calling and choosing the
Speaker 8: news marriage.
Speaker 7: Somebody made the station charting the people's play listen Christian.
Speaker 1: Calling right now?
Speaker 6: When help Christian songs for Friday show?
Speaker 2: All right, today's theme then where all they're in the title?
Speaker 2: And of course Rio an advisory from professor of words
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 7: All homophones accepted, Where Where, Where there there they are?
Speaker 1: They are not understanding any of that, my friend?
Speaker 2: What are the underrated credit house songs? Definitely playing this
Speaker 2: till the next hour. Now we're getting somewhere. This is
Speaker 2: a brilliant song as tech camera bang from the eighties,
Speaker 2: Somewhere in my heart. Quick check the chart position I
Speaker 2: can't come back today from another punch?
Speaker 1: Tell the one too? Is this is the one that
Speaker 1: kicks off the hour? I think it is Rembrands. Anyone
Speaker 1: knows this? Whenever you request this, you know the song
Speaker 1: from Friends, the Fountain song.
Speaker 6: I don't think I never heard.
Speaker 1: The verse of this.
Speaker 2: Now one of you has been very creative. We're saying
Speaker 2: songs with where or they're in the title when we
Speaker 2: accept were wolves, I'm Richard, Yes we will. This smells
Speaker 2: on Friday Saloon bar from Bar somewhere.
Speaker 1: Number eight. Oh wow, well all right, let's take some calls.
Speaker 1: We're all there and the.
Speaker 2: Title what do you want us to hear? We got here,
Speaker 2: Jason morning, We're good. Jason, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 2: What's your song?
Speaker 1: You'd love us to play?
Speaker 9: Classic banger?
Speaker 1: We're not going to take it from twittered sister, big hair,
Speaker 1: Big songs, Jason, I love it. We'll stick that on.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Have a great weekend, Caleb, welcome,
Speaker 1: good morning. How are we I'm good, Caleb. How's your weep?
Speaker 1: Bim Ah?
Speaker 9: Productive?
Speaker 10: Lots of work and yeah, just measured out some stuff right.
Speaker 1: Now, so yeah, measuring it out.
Speaker 10: Oh, I've got to do some pop soiling, so got.
Speaker 1: Listen what soiling? Top soiling? Oh god, you're doing the garden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you doing in the garden? Rock A.
Speaker 10: Well, I'm a maintenance gardener, so I'm at a park
Speaker 10: right now, just making sure I know where to put
Speaker 10: some top soil and for a job to be handed over.
Speaker 2: Listen, if you're in a public park, you're going to
Speaker 2: make sure you put that top store on the right place.
Speaker 2: You can't be burying a children's play center or something
Speaker 2: like that, or skate park.
Speaker 1: Caleb.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Busy day day, busy day, same here, same here.
Speaker 2: Another day for me is being productive, playing tunes, have
Speaker 2: a good time in between.
Speaker 1: And Kaylie, what do you want? What do you want
Speaker 1: me to play?
Speaker 10: I would like to hear wherever you will go by
Speaker 10: the calling.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, lighters in the air, all right, the phone,
Speaker 1: it's up in there.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, we're not allowed to being lighters anymore. One
Speaker 1: of those in.
Speaker 2: It's a top soil classic. Katrina, Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. Indicators on Keep it Safe hazards.
Speaker 1: Hey Katrina, Hi, there we go, there we go. We're
Speaker 1: got to shout to you. I'm being productive here, Katrina.
Speaker 1: What would you like to do? What would you like
Speaker 1: to hear? Oh?
Speaker 7: Do well from the eighties.
Speaker 1: We're the Streets of No Name by you too.
Speaker 2: I'm going to struggle just to pick a couple than
Speaker 2: because all the ones they've suggested so far are brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's got one last one. Sophie, Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Hi Christian, Hello Sophy.
Speaker 2: You're on the school run right now? Yeah, now, Sophie,
Speaker 2: what would you what's on a Friday? What have you
Speaker 2: got at school today?
Speaker 11: I have got some really boring subjects at school and
Speaker 11: Netlan probably.
Speaker 2: That's a tough day. What listen, we need to play
Speaker 2: you a song to try and cheer you up a bit.
Speaker 2: What would you love us to play?
Speaker 11: Could you please play Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac?
Speaker 2: Now, how can you know about Fleetwood, Mac, momre Dad,
Speaker 2: get you into them.
Speaker 11: I listen to the radio with my man.
Speaker 2: A lot she got You've got a hardcore rocking nana.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh and so does Nan listen to the show.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? And as nana got a nana name,
Speaker 1: what's she called?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: Clary Sawah, Doris, Cheryl Cheryl. That is a solid solid.
Speaker 1: You don't mess with Cheryleryl. Eryl.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't want to get my tie slash,
Speaker 2: so I'm definitely going to play it during the next hour. Sophie,
Speaker 2: good luck today. I hope it goes well. Thanks to
Speaker 2: calling the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and I've got you. I'll play
Speaker 1: your song Ferrel Cheryl.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's story time, Story.
Speaker 5: Story nationhir self comfortable?
Speaker 1: What's going on there today with you? What's going on
Speaker 1: in every day? I beg you not to make it weird.
Speaker 5: I'm making it weird.
Speaker 1: Story leave now. Patsy's just been looking at her stars. Alrighty, alrighty,
Speaker 1: get over the stars.
Speaker 2: Enough typical larious behavior. Though Christian around for a reason.
Speaker 2: It is time for you couldn't make it up. We
Speaker 2: are on the search for the most wild story you
Speaker 2: can tell us. As soon as we hear it, you're
Speaker 2: automatically going to win the money. It's on a big competition.
Speaker 2: We're going to drag out. When we hear it, you
Speaker 2: ultimately get your money. Well does a five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: every day. We are blessed on this show with stories,
Speaker 2: and we really want to find the very best story
Speaker 2: you've got. Christine told us this week incredible story. Her
Speaker 2: stereo was stolen from our workplace, and then she went
Speaker 2: and reports her police. They more or less accused her
Speaker 2: of it being an inside job and thought it was
Speaker 2: very odd. And then an uber drover turned up with
Speaker 2: the stolen sterion the thief had had to change your
Speaker 2: heart and sent you back. Still the police thought it
Speaker 2: was strange Christine's story, and then there was how do
Speaker 2: you begin to describe this story?
Speaker 1: By Kevin? I let the main man tell you this
Speaker 1: incredible story he made of mine.
Speaker 12: His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a
Speaker 12: rope up and over the house, through the pagola and
Speaker 12: inside it to his wife's car because she was away,
Speaker 12: flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist and
Speaker 12: was cleaning out the gar Then he felled himself sliding
Speaker 12: up the roof. His wife had come home and was
Speaker 12: going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him
Speaker 12: up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed
Speaker 12: on the driveway and tried to get to his feet
Speaker 12: to chase it down the driveway. The biggest injury he'd
Speaker 12: had was all holes in his bum from the roofscrews
Speaker 12: as he was slid.
Speaker 7: Up the roof.
Speaker 2: That was the last Friday, one of those stories we're
Speaker 2: gonna remember at the end of the year, just the
Speaker 2: imagery involved.
Speaker 1: Now, this was a wild story from mum Jess.
Speaker 3: I gave birth to my second son in the car
Speaker 3: while my husband was driving. As we got to the
Speaker 3: end of the street, he's head crowned. I said, my husband,
Speaker 3: we're not going to make it. Then yeah, ten seconds
Speaker 3: later his head was out. Another ten seconds later I
Speaker 3: just kind of grabbed him and put him up.
Speaker 13: Onto my chest.
Speaker 2: Now, the way the audio producers have edited that to
Speaker 2: make it quicker a time, it sounds like she gave
Speaker 2: birth to a husband. She went from a husband and
Speaker 2: his head crowned but have the money what you gave
Speaker 2: your husband?
Speaker 1: What a country.
Speaker 2: Do you have?
Speaker 1: My husband and his head crown? All right? Who we
Speaker 1: got here?
Speaker 2: We got Sarah on the show Now, Morning Sarah, Morning?
Speaker 2: All right, Sarah. You couldn't make it up? What's your
Speaker 2: story for us?
Speaker 13: Well, where I live, when it rains, we get a
Speaker 13: lot of leeches. And one night my husband had taken
Speaker 13: the dogs out and come back in and we're all
Speaker 13: sitting now and watching the TV. And next thing I
Speaker 13: could see this leech bounding across the floor, essentially looking
Speaker 13: for a flesh. And anyway, I was just my husband,
Speaker 13: I'll pick it up, pick it up and put it outside.
Speaker 13: And he picked it up some piece of paper, but
Speaker 13: refused to put it outside. Instead, he made his way
Speaker 13: to the bathroom and I said, don't put it down
Speaker 13: the toilet. Don't put it down the toilet. Anyway, he
Speaker 13: put it down the toilet and flushed the toilet, but
Speaker 13: it wouldn't go down, and instead what it started to
Speaker 13: do was crawl up the toilet.
Speaker 1: Oh it's stranger things.
Speaker 13: Into the little orifice where the water comes out.
Speaker 1: You mean the machine, right, don't you don't mean on?
Speaker 1: You consed right, Okay, yeah, that's a lot going on
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 13: I got a buttle of salt to try and push
Speaker 13: the salt down the little hole and to kill it. Anyway,
Speaker 13: nothing will get.
Speaker 1: This leach out and stronger.
Speaker 2: It's becoming more self aware exactly. It's the leech that
Speaker 2: won't go away bad.
Speaker 13: Anyway, we kind of left it and I said, well,
Speaker 13: you're going to see that again next morning. Anyway, went
Speaker 13: around about our business. My husband went to the bathroom
Speaker 13: in the morning for his you know, constitutional and that
Speaker 13: was that. Got the kids ready, drove the kids to school,
Speaker 13: came back, and again he went to his bathroom when
Speaker 13: he came home. Only when he went to the bathroom
Speaker 13: and dropped his decks, this massive gorge leech came out
Speaker 13: onto the floor and there's blood running down his leg everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh god, leach, did he say when when you go
Speaker 1: to that point? Say?
Speaker 2: It was like a massive leaps, like a third leg.
Speaker 2: Don't go It was like one of those micro you know, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't see it.
Speaker 2: You and I you're going to get out of magnifying glass.
Speaker 2: It was a piece of hair or something. It was
Speaker 2: Weld's biggest, world's biggest, least verify actually against book of
Speaker 2: records visible in space, Great Wall of China.
Speaker 1: What a story. You couldn't make it up.
Speaker 13: Absolutely not.
Speaker 5: He didn't listen to me.
Speaker 9: He didn't listen.
Speaker 1: This is what happens. This is what happens.
Speaker 2: You will get leached, all right, Sarah, incredible story. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for calling up. Have a lovely weekend, mate,
Speaker 2: you too, Thank.
Speaker 4: You, Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You couldn't make it up. Our search for your incredible stories.
Speaker 2: The best widest story we get from you is going
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Speaker 4: Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good at I have you had a good week
Speaker 1: so far?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 11: Hopefully it's about to get better.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I love the confidence, So off you go.
Speaker 11: So I definitely have a story that you definitely couldn't
Speaker 11: make up even if you tried. So, my sister gave birth,
Speaker 11: the only catch being that she had no idea she
Speaker 11: was pregnant until she was actually giving birth.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So there was no warning sign like a giant bump,
Speaker 1: no around or no.
Speaker 11: She thought that she'd gone out the night before with
Speaker 11: her boyfriend got home, felt really sick. Kind of put
Speaker 11: it this down into like gastro or just not being well.
Speaker 11: Long story short, it got progressively worse and worse and worse,
Speaker 11: and then she was thinking, I've got like I've eaten something.
Speaker 11: I've never gone back to that restaurant ever again. Went
Speaker 11: to have a shower to cool down. She was screaming
Speaker 11: and like saying it was gitting so much worse. Has
Speaker 11: her sister. I'm thinking, you're being super dramatic. We've all
Speaker 11: had gas, she said, a bit ridiculous. Come on now.
Speaker 11: Her boyfriend was much more attendive than what I was.
Speaker 11: He decided to call an ambulance, which was really good
Speaker 11: because less than ten minutes later, she's screaming and she's
Speaker 11: realizing that something isn't coming out where it probably should,
Speaker 11: and there's a head crowning and she gave birth in
Speaker 11: I think about fourteen minutes.
Speaker 1: You hear about this happening, But I was so quick,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 11: Think because she had like she had no idea, so
Speaker 11: she wasing like catch and she thinking I've got through
Speaker 11: poisoning or gastro or the bug or something. So it
Speaker 11: was at that point where it was like there's no
Speaker 11: other option right now, like she's coming. Luckily that he
Speaker 11: did call the ambulance. My niece is absolutely beautiful. She's
Speaker 11: so healthy. But she had no signs, no symptoms, she
Speaker 11: didn't have a bump. She did, she didn't like morning sickness, tired,
Speaker 11: absolutely nothing, and baby was full term as well. I mean,
Speaker 11: I witnessed it, but I still don't believe it.
Speaker 1: You already couldn't make it up.
Speaker 11: You could not, So I was thinking this whole time,
Speaker 11: Oh my god, she's so dramatic. She has you know,
Speaker 11: gas stro she's screaming and note incredible.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, thank you very much your story. It might
Speaker 1: be you. Thank you very much for showing. Have a
Speaker 1: lovely weekend.
Speaker 11: Chs, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Wow story all right, it's got a Matt now, Matt,
Speaker 2: good morning, welcome.
Speaker 1: To the show.
Speaker 9: Good morning, gang, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Matt. Thank you very much for cooling and
Speaker 2: rule it is. He got a great story for us.
Speaker 9: So we're traveling between chang My and Chang Ray and
Speaker 9: I had a bad pig tide of the night before,
Speaker 9: so I really had to go. So my wife pulls
Speaker 9: over on the side of the road, I've got no
Speaker 9: pants on. I'm leaning up against the car. More runs,
Speaker 9: more runs than Donald Bradman on a good day. And
Speaker 9: then all of a sudden she takes off, she dives away,
Speaker 9: and I'm sitting there in the middle of the rush,
Speaker 9: on the side of the road, having done what I
Speaker 9: have to do. And then all of a sudden, a
Speaker 9: tigh police car they go behind the prelude pulls up
Speaker 9: and he's sitting there, look at them meat And I
Speaker 9: swear to guy, he must have been eating peanuts in
Speaker 9: the front seat, thinking it was a movie night. And
Speaker 9: I'm going like, how am I gonna like wipe.
Speaker 1: My bum and stuff or of that bagg of nuts.
Speaker 9: All of a sudden a bog roll comes in and
Speaker 9: lands at my feet, and I turn around and then
Speaker 9: the rice field and there's twenty people there.
Speaker 1: Incredible, this is great incoming. That's when you need a friend.
Speaker 7: You've got a friend, Guardian Angel, Yes, wow, what Why
Speaker 7: do your wife just.
Speaker 9: Drive off because she thought it was funny? Here My
Speaker 9: thirteen year old boy was in the carry.
Speaker 1: And so it is funny. It is funny. Easy imagine
Speaker 1: my family doing that to me.
Speaker 9: I've got no panton, I'm bogging up and then we
Speaker 9: got it.
Speaker 1: We were already there.
Speaker 9: We don't clean up.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt wild story, It might be your story.
Speaker 1: But thank you very much for sharing. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 4: To a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now yesterday on the show, just a completely random message.
Speaker 2: But one of you, Wade, one of our bright side
Speaker 2: is actually Wade, said Christian. Is that Lionel Richie screaming
Speaker 2: in dancing or ceiling or is it Homer Simpson? Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is the bit in the song he was talking about.
Speaker 2: Now that is the actual song. Okay, this is Homer
Speaker 2: screaming from the Simpsons. You know that big scream he does.
Speaker 2: It does uncanny.
Speaker 1: Wow, it sounds like Homer Simpson in there.
Speaker 2: Anyway, were Wade obviously very exciting he wanted to share
Speaker 2: this with me, and therefore all of Australia and Australia
Speaker 2: wants to thank you back Waite for doing that.
Speaker 1: And olviously he's rushing. I get it.
Speaker 2: We get a lot of typos in the morning and
Speaker 2: also even sometimes when you're typing it incorrectly, spell check
Speaker 2: that also correct is absolutely useless.
Speaker 1: It's completely arbitrary.
Speaker 2: What a waste of money. It actually makes your grammar worse.
Speaker 2: I don't understand take it off either. Don't tell me
Speaker 2: how I want to found this word. But he said,
Speaker 2: instead of dancing on the ceiling, it was dancing in
Speaker 2: the ceiling. That's a horror song. That's actually quite frightening him. Somebody,
Speaker 2: if Lena Richie is dancing in the ceiling, is.
Speaker 1: That buddy Lana Richie very again out.
Speaker 2: To his Shenanigan's Richie. So thanks to Wade, we're trying
Speaker 2: this as a time waste today. Change a word, change
Speaker 2: a song. That's a time waster. Change a word, change
Speaker 2: a song, or thanks to bright sider Wade up for
Speaker 2: ground sylvest in the show today Gold Class group ass
Speaker 2: for you in three mates go to the cinema on us.
Speaker 1: All right, change a word, change a song? Baby got
Speaker 1: backne different vibe?
Speaker 6: Are you rapping about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Truly madly creeply, wake me up before you throw though.
Speaker 2: Random and the Beatles. They used to play it pretty loose,
Speaker 2: they did back in the day. You know it's peace,
Speaker 2: love and drugs. Got to get you into my wife.
Speaker 1: Christian, not to get you into my life.
Speaker 2: The thing is is Wade made me you don't change
Speaker 2: your word, change a song. The rules got to get
Speaker 2: you into my wife. No, John, don't hear gold must
Speaker 2: be the cables. I'll get you an, I'll get the
Speaker 2: engineers real.
Speaker 1: What do you got, prowd Mary? Great song?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, AUSI version proud Gary, Oh Gary, so proud
Speaker 7: of his daughter studio widow.
Speaker 1: It actually perhaps has been politely saying it's smarter than
Speaker 1: naughty one. Yeah it was funny.
Speaker 6: Glory Day's great song. What's a scary version?
Speaker 1: Very mighty days? Gory days? These days? What someone's stinking
Speaker 1: up today at the fold? Oh two bronzes.
Speaker 6: Don't encourage your patsy under the bridge.
Speaker 2: I guess it's just getting used to what it's going
Speaker 2: to be like. Your heated rivals look alike to my life.
Speaker 1: When you get food off, Yeah you will. You shuck
Speaker 1: radio by people.
Speaker 7: Do keep screaming that up under the fridge, not under
Speaker 7: the bridge, or no, Anthony keat us down on his knees.
Speaker 6: He's got to clean under the body.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a cool time now on that actually
Speaker 1: know on behalf of radio on throwing them in the
Speaker 1: white chaul? Tim, can you get a white chaul from now?
Speaker 1: And my Son's What have you got? Then change a word,
Speaker 1: change a song, change your co.
Speaker 4: Host Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for the time waste. Now change your word, change
Speaker 1: a song.
Speaker 2: I've had to sprits the studio with some of my
Speaker 2: essential oils because of that smell you lift.
Speaker 1: In here with those time wasters. Wow is shame? Okay,
Speaker 1: we got it all right? Change your word, change the song.
Speaker 2: You're ready to mark I'm ready Andy Stubbs, Stubbs, He's
Speaker 2: got tiny dentist silver where the streets have no shame.
Speaker 1: Come on, We're on Rio Street, Danger.
Speaker 2: Grown Silver born in the m m a. Not in
Speaker 2: the US A m m A. I mean I love thee.
Speaker 2: But what is that doing at the White House?
Speaker 1: You know it just like what a year? It kind
Speaker 1: of makes sense, you know, makes sense.
Speaker 2: Jesse's Nana, Unsavory Bronze Me and Bobby McFerrin, not Bobby McGee.
Speaker 2: Bobby McFerrin, don't worry, be happy And I like Madonna
Speaker 2: bacterial girl. Oh that's better on Unshane Sharp Bad Goon Rising,
Speaker 2: that's Creakered Ashley, all the Pringle.
Speaker 1: Ladies shadies love a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, how much do you think you will take
Speaker 2: the Pringle Corporation to get the rights to do.
Speaker 1: That too much. Here comes a hot chadder. What yeah,
Speaker 1: don't Glenn.
Speaker 2: Hold a note? Spam eater silver stairway to seven eleven. Wow,
Speaker 2: we it's his first of the year. He shoots, he scores, buddy,
Speaker 2: that's it. We love a try and that is Paul.
Speaker 2: That's a great one. Came art not.
Speaker 1: Very good, double plus could be gloved Silver? Who let
Speaker 1: the frogs out? Silver?
Speaker 2: Now, Bob Dinner is a classic song. Mister tambourine, man man,
Speaker 2: what about mister trampoline? The image of Bob Dinner and
Speaker 2: his little mouth organ harmonica and that you ukulated bouncing
Speaker 2: down singing on trampoline is my image of the week.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: What on? Shane Peter Gabriel's a beautiful song? Don't give up?
Speaker 2: What change a dn give up? Just knock on the head.
Speaker 2: It ain't happening.
Speaker 1: Age of treason, Oh, topical one for that guy, you know,
Speaker 1: the one that kick town. No not Carl Hillbilly Jean.
Speaker 3: Hill.
Speaker 1: Billy Jeane is great Paradise schnitty Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what? Why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Beatles hit come the Runs, Ron Grime a liver rons,
Speaker 1: what's lunch got to do with it? That's one for
Speaker 1: the old Sandwich Club. WHOA what's last? I likes it?
Speaker 1: Brad Bishop Christian, I just sneezed twenty four times? You
Speaker 1: want the full story for Monday?
Speaker 2: No, but one of our producers, Tina, will rush your
Speaker 2: straight through on air based on.
Speaker 1: What's it record?
Speaker 5: I forget not greatly to go something ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Rio, who's the winner today? Hey, mister tramp,
Speaker 1: you can't do it. You haven't the stone.
Speaker 2: You're gotta go way more. Get your voice from ye
Speaker 2: put that larynx up in your sinus. M It's actually
Speaker 2: horrible for your voice. Ruin, isn't it ruined? It's the
Speaker 2: stench those time wastes again, probably coming back around you
Speaker 2: did earlier. Alrighty, well listen, I'm off deep sea fishing
Speaker 2: for the first time tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 2: This feels like audio. You're going to play back search
Speaker 2: searching on Monday. You know that he was last this one.
Speaker 1: I'm on deep sea and there I'm from England. Take
Speaker 1: this chart out. I've never fished before. How does it work?
Speaker 1: I start with my line?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm off for the first time of a me
Speaker 2: and nine guys on one boat. What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2: It's going to be someday tomorrow. Anyway, hopefully I'll see
Speaker 2: you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Thank you in a bad decision you've made that can
Speaker 2: only lead to misery and embarrassment.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the confidence.
Speaker 2: What grown ass man with a mortgage takes part a
Speaker 2: lookerlike competition?
Speaker 1: That's a good A good.
Speaker 2: Many years ago, I was at about something backstage and
Speaker 2: I met Robert Plant, legendary front one with led zet right,
Speaker 2: very very very funny guy. I don't know what it was,
Speaker 2: but someone was talking about karaoke and I said, you know,
Speaker 2: you ever been somewhere we hear someone singing your song?
Speaker 2: You must have had that sometimes He goes, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Worse than that.
Speaker 2: He was once drinking with some friends and there was
Speaker 2: a led Zeppelin karaoke competition. His mate said that no
Speaker 2: one knows we look at these days, why don't he winter?
Speaker 2: He came third, He came doing his own soul. Maybe
Speaker 2: a Monday show. Anyone else entered a looker Like you competition?
Speaker 2: I actually think you're going to win it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And Patsy We're all so proud of you what you're
Speaker 2: doing now, and I hope you really enjoyed today as well.
Speaker 2: I know it to go really well. All right, everyone,
Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend. We are back Monday. Well maybe
Speaker 2: I'm back Monday. If not, come and find me. I'll
Speaker 2: be somewhere out in an ocean screaming.
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