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Speaker 1: Coome on in Rio, Good morning, come on in Patty morning.

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Speaker 5: Everyone.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about the weekend. Heads.

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Speaker 2: We call it the bright side of the weekend. What

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Speaker 7: Done to hang out with your friends. You've made Then

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow at first to me as I'm going with nine

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Speaker 1: The boat that caught jaws.

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Speaker 1: Fascinating to know that if I didn't catch any fish,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that they ever had someone who's gone deep

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Speaker 2: Worst Christian, he's in the belly of the beach. He's

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Speaker 2: what are you looking forward to this weekend?

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Speaker 2: Why don't you start doing some live recordings?

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Speaker 1: What's the highlight for you this weekend?

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Speaker 2: Christian, I've just got a new puppy yesterday, create training

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Speaker 1: When you graduate, you've got to get a job.

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Speaker 7: Well, Patty's on stage on Friday and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: What a stage and do slide into tms? Yeah, and

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Speaker 6: Up slightly less edifying event.

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Speaker 1: It depends what edifies one.

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Speaker 7: It is a heated rivalry which is the biggest show

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Speaker 2: So I mean you got a dance, someone interviewing you,

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Speaker 2: I tell you what, when you were talking about this yesterday,

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Speaker 2: about you're talking like a winner. Now fair is here.

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Speaker 1: You know who's gone your head? Patsy, No, I have

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Speaker 1: not you have in my head because it's just how

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Speaker 5: Men, well by saying that I don't really see that

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Speaker 2: I told you to go to Rebel Sports. You get

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Speaker 2: a hog stick, it's a hockey drama. We'll have something

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Speaker 1: Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: I think I think people should be more embarrassed. I

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Speaker 2: ring characters. I will judge you, I will celebrate what

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Speaker 1: That he should have.

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Speaker 2: Because I think you're going to be going up against

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Speaker 1: Yes not, I think so too. It's a young guy's game.

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Speaker 1: I hope to be like that. You aspire to something.

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Speaker 2: I said, I didn't sit there, it was right, There's

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Speaker 2: In and I took a step back and he went, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why did you run those bags up?

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Speaker 1: There are two types of people in this world? What

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Speaker 2: And there are two types of people in this world,

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Speaker 7: I think women have the bravery to go back, and

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Speaker 1: It is. They're busy people, you know.

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Speaker 2: It's more like maybe I shouldn't have such a high

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Speaker 2: Your sauce was like, yeah, no, true. Well now I

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Speaker 1: Those who stack like a raccoon on meth I'm a Scannadian.

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Speaker 2: I'm a Scandinavian architect and it's the only thing, the

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Speaker 5: I need to see a photo.

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Speaker 2: It's meticulous talk us through your So basically it's just

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Speaker 1: It's hellish. Yes, make it easy on in your future self.

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Speaker 2: At the end of the forty five minutes cycle, knives

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Speaker 2: Christian pineapple on beats of people and weird those who

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Speaker 2: get the snobbery. It tastes delicious.

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Speaker 1: Sweetness, the sweetness Christian.

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Speaker 1: they do that mood? You're in a camray mate, just

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Speaker 2: Oh, we make this corner, Michael word, good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Are two types of people that swelled, Those who stare

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Speaker 1: Big my eyes. I'm willing them on.

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Speaker 2: I you know, I'm winning my team on And we're

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Speaker 2: You like making it, I like eating it.

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Speaker 1: Why can't wait? It's not you and me, Christian.

442
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Speaker 2: Two times of people to swell, those who put their

443
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:06,605
Speaker 2: shopping trolley's back and those that don't.

444
00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:09,365
Speaker 1: Yeah, our Patsy is non returner.

445
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:12,005
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I am not you have said many times,

446
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:15,005
Speaker 5: I get my disc back. I need my little shopping disc.

447
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Speaker 1: There, Christian.

448
00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:17,405
Speaker 2: Two types of people are the drivers that let you

449
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Speaker 2: in the ones that they pretend that they cannot see you.

450
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Speaker 1: Christian.

451
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:26,365
Speaker 2: Are two types of people in this world, which are you?

452
00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:29,085
Speaker 2: Those who walk up escalators.

453
00:21:28,645 --> 00:21:31,005
Speaker 1: But can't they have somewhere to be, and those that

454
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Speaker 1: just stand there.

455
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Speaker 2: I'm afraid after years living in London, you do not

456
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Speaker 2: stand standing on an escalator. You get moving, You've got

457
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Speaker 2: somewhere to go. I don't understand the drifters.

458
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Speaker 6: What's the point of escalator? Otherwise just take the stairs? Escalator?

459
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Speaker 1: Is this so you don't have to walk up? You

460
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Speaker 1: don't have to, but you can.

461
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Speaker 2: I remember, I remember me, and we want some of

462
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:52,205
Speaker 2: the London underground where the escalators just stopped moving.

463
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Speaker 1: They just stopped right And.

464
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Speaker 2: There were these two old American tourists right, these big Yanks.

465
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Speaker 1: You go to me, what do we do now? And

466
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Speaker 1: I went, I don't know, use it as a stairs.

467
00:22:03,965 --> 00:22:06,485
Speaker 1: They were just stood there. I don't want to carry

468
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Speaker 1: us up. What's going to happen now?

469
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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

470
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Speaker 2: John, we think it's incredible that someone has woken up

471
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Speaker 2: this morning and they are now a multimillionaire.

472
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:19,805
Speaker 1: They have fifty million dollars.

473
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Speaker 2: They want it on the couch whilst watching an AFL game,

474
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Speaker 2: And if you saw the game I'm talking about, at

475
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Speaker 2: least they got something from it.

476
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Speaker 1: As a mutual fan, I stopped.

477
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Speaker 2: But if someone was going to say, hey, fifty million

478
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Speaker 2: in it, then okay, I'll sit my ass back down.

479
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,085
Speaker 2: This story is incredible. So this guy gets emailed. I

480
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,085
Speaker 2: didn't know if you win, that gonna make say to

481
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Speaker 2: send you a casual email.

482
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Speaker 1: Doesn't seem like a note, no, And he just did.

483
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Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, right, deleted it of course, thought

484
00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:48,565
Speaker 2: it was spam, like anyone would do. And then they

485
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Speaker 2: offously then start to ring him and go, hey.

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Speaker 1: For reals, what for real? For real? Yeah, for reals,

487
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Speaker 1: come on, it's incredible. He's one fifty million. What do

488
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Speaker 1: you do? You're just sitting at home? You win fifty million?

489
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Speaker 1: What's your next move? Like, what do you do? You're

490
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Speaker 1: sitting in your lound room.

491
00:23:05,005 --> 00:23:08,085
Speaker 2: And also now there all news outlets like pats in

492
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:11,765
Speaker 2: everywhere is saying it's a dad. You know, anyone who

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00:23:11,845 --> 00:23:14,405
Speaker 2: works with a dad who doesn't come well, Alex is

494
00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:20,005
Speaker 2: actually off work today. Oh yes, you can't trust a

495
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:23,245
Speaker 2: single dad not coming into work today. If they're suddenly

496
00:23:23,325 --> 00:23:25,605
Speaker 2: they were all right all week and they're not in today,

497
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,605
Speaker 2: they've probably won fifty million.

498
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Speaker 1: He was probably watching the foody.

499
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Speaker 2: He's a sports right, and he will be the guy

500
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Speaker 2: who be a bit simple enough not to trust that

501
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,525
Speaker 2: someone's saying you know, touch the forest, gums about him

502
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Speaker 2: blush you know. Anyway, right, heavy Friday on the show,

503
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Speaker 2: then we call it double thumbs up. It's our Friday recommendations.

504
00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:49,965
Speaker 2: It might be a new TV show you want to

505
00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:52,125
Speaker 2: stream over the weekend, or book you want to read,

506
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Speaker 2: and please share yours.

507
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Speaker 1: What are you really enjoying at the moment? What are

508
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Speaker 1: you into?

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00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:59,765
Speaker 2: Four seventy five three one oh four three booking? A

510
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Speaker 2: TV show for me?

511
00:24:00,645 --> 00:24:01,005
Speaker 1: A book?

512
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Speaker 2: Finish it yesterday evening. It's called A Marriage at Sea.

513
00:24:05,885 --> 00:24:09,765
Speaker 2: I don't read tons of non fiction, but this is

514
00:24:09,805 --> 00:24:12,725
Speaker 2: a nonfiction book that read like a page turner fiction.

515
00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,645
Speaker 2: Once I got into it, I become obsessed with it.

516
00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:18,125
Speaker 2: I've been going to bed too late this week because

517
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Speaker 2: of this bloody book.

518
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Speaker 1: Just hear about this story. This is a true story.

519
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Speaker 1: It's called a Marriage at Sea.

520
00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:28,405
Speaker 2: In the seventies, British couple just a hum drum couple,

521
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,605
Speaker 2: Morris and Marilyn, that get married. They fall in love.

522
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Speaker 2: There are just good people that would live next door.

523
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Speaker 2: You wouldn't know much about them. However, he's into sailing,

524
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Speaker 2: she's not. She gets into sailing. This is what happens

525
00:24:38,765 --> 00:24:41,205
Speaker 2: in a relationship. They decide that actually they'd like to

526
00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:44,205
Speaker 2: set up the house sell from the UK around the

527
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Speaker 2: world to New Zealand. They get a boat. He's a

528
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Speaker 2: skilled navigator. However, midway through the trip, in the middle

529
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Speaker 2: of the night and they've got no radio transmitter, a

530
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Speaker 2: well smashes their boat in half, sinking it.

531
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Speaker 1: There's no radio transmitter. This is in the seventies.

532
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Speaker 2: They're now marooned in a very small dinghy together for

533
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Speaker 2: one hundred and eight eighteen days.

534
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Speaker 1: It's you and your partner.

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Speaker 2: So all the things you know we were talking about

536
00:25:13,565 --> 00:25:16,845
Speaker 2: half an hour ago, how sometimes you're drawn together because

537
00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:19,885
Speaker 2: of similarities and what you see in each other. You're

538
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:22,805
Speaker 2: also there's parts of you where you complete other parts

539
00:25:22,845 --> 00:25:25,485
Speaker 2: that maybe the other person doesn't have. Suddenly, when you're

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Speaker 2: on a boat, I'm guessing for one hundred and eighteen days,

541
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Speaker 2: you think about how much we love our partners. But

542
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Speaker 2: one hundred and eighteen days you cannot escape each other.

543
00:25:34,085 --> 00:25:37,085
Speaker 2: You're going to irritate each other. The things that initially

544
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,565
Speaker 2: you found quite cute and now we're going to become problematic.

545
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Speaker 2: So mal And the woman is very extrovert, and she

546
00:25:43,245 --> 00:25:46,205
Speaker 2: keeps their spirits up every day more sadly, you see

547
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:50,165
Speaker 2: emotionally deteriorating and fading away as he's losing the will.

548
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Speaker 2: They've got no gear to catch fish. They have to

549
00:25:53,005 --> 00:25:57,085
Speaker 2: use safety pins what to try and spearfish. There's one

550
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Speaker 2: bit where she Marilyn drags a shark right, a basking

551
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Speaker 2: shark into this dinghy, and they butcher it and eat

552
00:26:05,685 --> 00:26:09,205
Speaker 2: its liver? Are that or they die eight one hundred

553
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Speaker 2: and eighteen days stuck in small dig in the middle

554
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Speaker 2: of the ocean. Their flares don't work. When they see

555
00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,725
Speaker 2: passing ships, you just think you're going to die in

556
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Speaker 2: the boat. How would you not lose hope? The book

557
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:23,285
Speaker 2: is about that. Wow, it's a true story. It's incredible.

558
00:26:23,485 --> 00:26:25,325
Speaker 2: The great thing is is that the middle of the

559
00:26:25,365 --> 00:26:28,004
Speaker 2: book suddenly they're rescued. The rest of the story. Think

560
00:26:28,645 --> 00:26:30,205
Speaker 2: we're only halfway through the book is then what happened

561
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Speaker 2: to them afterwards? That bit, and this is where the

562
00:26:32,445 --> 00:26:35,285
Speaker 2: great writing kicks in is even just as incredible. What

563
00:26:35,485 --> 00:26:39,125
Speaker 2: happens to that couple. They became huge, huge chat show

564
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,485
Speaker 2: stars around the world, but they were never the same again.

565
00:26:42,605 --> 00:26:45,805
Speaker 2: It's an amazing story, and it's a very short book.

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Speaker 2: You read in a couple of days. It's called A

567
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Speaker 2: Marriage at Sea. Sophie Elmhurst is the author. I cannot

568
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Speaker 2: recommend that enough. And a new TV show. Steve Carell,

569
00:26:54,925 --> 00:26:56,765
Speaker 2: one of the most comic actors in the world, is

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Speaker 2: in a brand new TV show called Rooster. It's brilliant

571
00:27:00,645 --> 00:27:03,085
Speaker 2: still the first episode this week. It's the guy the

572
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:07,085
Speaker 2: head writers, Bill Lawrence, who also did Shrinking and ted

573
00:27:07,205 --> 00:27:11,125
Speaker 2: Lasso and scra which is back at the moment. And

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Speaker 2: if you're a Scrubs fan, John c Riley is in this.

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Speaker 1: I love it, yes, and he's got an incredible character

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00:27:19,165 --> 00:27:22,565
Speaker 1: in it. It's so good. Really really can't recommend enough.

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Speaker 1: That's very good.

578
00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:24,965
Speaker 2: But the book if you're looking for a great book

579
00:27:25,005 --> 00:27:26,845
Speaker 2: to read, and you'll read it in a couple of days.

580
00:27:26,885 --> 00:27:29,725
Speaker 2: It's an insane story and as you're reading it, you

581
00:27:29,805 --> 00:27:32,485
Speaker 2: will put your own relationship in it. And I'm thinking

582
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Speaker 2: I would have just jumped over that boat after about

583
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Speaker 2: the third hour, Sarah, good.

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Speaker 1: Luck take me Sharks, if we'll have your way with

585
00:27:41,765 --> 00:27:46,165
Speaker 1: me with me. A Marriage at Sea is what it's called.

586
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Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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00:27:49,765 --> 00:27:54,285
Speaker 2: Christian, if I won that fifteen million dollar jackpot, I'd

588
00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:56,445
Speaker 2: still go into work, but just for the last day,

589
00:27:56,565 --> 00:27:57,165
Speaker 2: just to rub it in.

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Speaker 1: That's the victory. Laugh. Wow, okay, Darren.

591
00:28:02,805 --> 00:28:05,165
Speaker 2: Two tights of people in this world, those that win

592
00:28:05,325 --> 00:28:07,725
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars and keep it quiet, give it yourself,

593
00:28:08,245 --> 00:28:10,525
Speaker 2: and who want to rub it in all our faces?

594
00:28:10,685 --> 00:28:11,805
Speaker 1: See your suckers.

595
00:28:13,885 --> 00:28:17,205
Speaker 2: Christian TV Chamone enjoying at the moment being Gordon Ramsey.

596
00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:22,245
Speaker 2: We've just started to watch this new documentary on Netflix. Right,

597
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:25,405
Speaker 2: let me see if you recognize this premise. Gordon Ramsey

598
00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:27,685
Speaker 2: is putting it all on the line as he takes

599
00:28:27,725 --> 00:28:30,125
Speaker 2: on his visit biggest restaurant adventure.

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00:28:30,245 --> 00:28:33,245
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut to him looking at a restaurant with his wife, going,

601
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it. I don't know,

602
00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:41,285
Speaker 1: I don't know. What's all they're going to remember? A

603
00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:45,085
Speaker 1: whole legacy up in smoke be the ovens are late.

604
00:28:47,085 --> 00:28:48,365
Speaker 1: That's first five minutes. You get it.

605
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, okay, I've seen it before and I love that.

606
00:28:50,445 --> 00:28:53,125
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all, but it's a lot of you say,

607
00:28:53,405 --> 00:28:57,925
Speaker 2: they say documentary, this is as scripted as maths, you know,

608
00:28:58,405 --> 00:28:59,405
Speaker 2: But I'm still in sure.

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Speaker 6: What was that last one he did, the Secret Service

610
00:29:01,845 --> 00:29:02,725
Speaker 6: one where he pretended to.

611
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Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest TV shows ever, one of

612
00:29:05,485 --> 00:29:07,005
Speaker 2: the greatest TV shows ever.

613
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:07,685
Speaker 1: Amazing.

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00:29:08,285 --> 00:29:11,765
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian, I see on stand that the movie in

615
00:29:11,925 --> 00:29:14,605
Speaker 2: Urremberg is finally on derecommend it. Yes, it's a brilliant movie,

616
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:19,245
Speaker 2: really really good. Russell Crowe doesn't get enough kudos. Such

617
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:22,365
Speaker 2: a great action still doing great movies as well. Partially,

618
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Speaker 2: what's your double thumbs up this week?

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Speaker 5: Well, I am a true crime fan and Amityville an

620
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Speaker 5: origin story we are writing too on Prime. It's a

621
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Speaker 5: full part documentary series about the Amityville murders on Long Island.

622
00:29:37,725 --> 00:29:40,605
Speaker 2: But it is a really close I want to just

623
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Speaker 2: say as a respectful broadcast of the way you went

624
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:43,765
Speaker 2: it is about the.

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Speaker 4: News.

626
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Speaker 1: She's like death bombs. I love this.

627
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Speaker 5: I do love true crime.

628
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Speaker 1: I do love it in this k like a real

629
00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:58,965
Speaker 1: kind of like fetish. Now, I love it. I love it.

630
00:29:59,085 --> 00:30:00,605
Speaker 1: I just go get it out think about it.

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Speaker 5: You know, this is brilliant and it looks at some

632
00:30:03,285 --> 00:30:07,325
Speaker 5: of the conspiracy theories about the whole situation, and one

633
00:30:07,565 --> 00:30:11,045
Speaker 5: that a lot of the Clevelands believe is that there's

634
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Speaker 5: this evil spirit on the land where the house was built. Anyway,

635
00:30:14,845 --> 00:30:18,565
Speaker 5: I loved it. If you're into true crime and historic crime,

636
00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,325
Speaker 5: you might like it. It's on Prime.

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Speaker 1: True Crime is the biggest Johanna in for TV and

638
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Speaker 1: podcasts in the world.

639
00:30:24,845 --> 00:30:30,765
Speaker 6: Yeah, so hot right now, Lady Gaga crime.

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Speaker 5: Can you believe it is.

641
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Speaker 1: The Possessed land that is doing it for me? Chris?

642
00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:40,405
Speaker 5: Can you believe it's thirty years since the Birdcage movie

643
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,725
Speaker 5: came out? It's thirty years ago.

644
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Speaker 1: I saw I saw that's right, talking about the other day.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and so he puts something up on Instagram. I

646
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Speaker 5: saw it yesterday. It was quite funny and how agadore

647
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Speaker 5: the house boy. Her voice he modeled off his grandmama.

648
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Speaker 5: And and you know, sadly now Robin Williams and Gene

649
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Speaker 5: Hackman aren't with us.

650
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Speaker 1: But it's one movie way ahead of its time as well,

651
00:31:07,405 --> 00:31:09,125
Speaker 1: beautiful movie.

652
00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:11,565
Speaker 5: That it is the one movie where I have been

653
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Speaker 5: sitting in the cinema and I start crying. I am

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Speaker 5: laughing so.

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Speaker 1: Hard, and you normally doing the only fas true crime.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter how what he did to them, it

658
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Speaker 5: doesn't matter how many times.

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Speaker 1: We watch it.

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Speaker 5: It's one of those great family classics that we'll just

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Speaker 5: put on and it always makes you feel better. So

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Speaker 5: thirty years it's on Prime. If you want to catch

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Speaker 5: up with it again, what are you into the moment?

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Speaker 1: Real?

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Speaker 7: I am loving Traitors season three. I don't know if

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Speaker 7: you guys have watched Traders. It's been around for a

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Speaker 7: little while.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is. Oh it's brilliant.

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Speaker 7: It is, I reckon, probably the best new reality show

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Speaker 7: in maybe twenty years, maybe since Survivor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's smart, isn't it. It's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: So it's the premis.

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Speaker 7: It's set in Scotland, in the Highlands, in this beautiful,

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Speaker 7: lush castle.

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Speaker 1: My friend Claudia hosted Clodie Winking. We're with the big French.

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Speaker 1: She is, yes, twenty five years. Yeah, she's great. This

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Speaker 1: is she She dos are but she's really good.

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Speaker 7: So there's twenty what they call faithful. It's twenty people

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Speaker 7: trying to build up a prize pool to win. At

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Speaker 7: the end of the game. There are two or three

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Speaker 7: secret Traders who have been sort of randomly.

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Speaker 1: Selected and they have secret meetings. Parts isn't a bit

683
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Speaker 1: like the Mole. It is very similar to the Mole,

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Speaker 1: except so every better.

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Speaker 6: Every night.

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Speaker 1: The traders kill one of the faithful, and they have

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Speaker 1: to do something like touch that touch another person's face. Yes, yes, yes, and.

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Speaker 7: Then all the faithful, everyone in the group has to

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Speaker 7: banish who they think is the traitor that night. So

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Speaker 7: you see like people become really close best friends then

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Speaker 7: turn on each other.

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Speaker 2: It's it's and also because they all know what the

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Speaker 2: show is, they're all paranoid anyway, and so you know what,

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Speaker 2: we just make up stories.

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Speaker 1: We're just find evidence to fit the theory.

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Speaker 2: They're all going, I think it's so and so, and

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Speaker 2: there are other people in it who are very good

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Speaker 2: liars or they're over selling somebody who I think it's them,

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Speaker 2: you know, because you see the they didn't pick up

700
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Speaker 2: that bit of rubbish, so I think, oh, I think

701
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Speaker 2: you're sort of thing a trader would say.

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Speaker 7: One of them was one of They voted out this

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Speaker 7: poor girl because she didn't cheers when they all said

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Speaker 7: cheers to the faithful, and she didn't cheers because she

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Speaker 7: had like a broken arm or something.

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Speaker 1: I didn't cheer because I had a broken arm, and

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Speaker 1: they've voted her out.

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Speaker 7: It is the very best and what it on ten?

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Speaker 7: It's on ten player, Yes, yes, you can watch all

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Speaker 7: the US seasons, all the UK seasons. The US season

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Speaker 7: is actually hosted by Alan Cumming.

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Speaker 1: Who's incredible. Right, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 7: Pick any season you want, they're all amazing. But season

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Speaker 7: three US I'm watching at the moment and it is

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Speaker 7: phenomenal as well.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday, we turn the show over to you and

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Speaker 2: to a giant jukebox. We call the people's playlist. Yeah

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Speaker 2: they were.

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Speaker 8: Listening, and call him and choose and the music and

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Speaker 8: just when hit eh.

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Speaker 7: Somebody made the station charing play the.

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Speaker 8: People's play listen, create.

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Speaker 7: Calling and help Christian songs for Friday show.

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Speaker 2: All right, today's theme songs with where or they're in

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Speaker 2: the title. Now, are we accepting like the suffix of somewhere?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I think so, I think?

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Speaker 7: And also any homophones, So where we are theirs?

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Speaker 6: All versions of it?

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Speaker 1: Listen, read the room.

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Speaker 2: The Impacts don't even know what homophones are, and they

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Speaker 2: certainly don't. All right, they're not tuning for homophone chat.

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Speaker 2: This is the ABC today. We're getting into syntax on

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Speaker 2: Syntax Friday.

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Speaker 1: Is that wait?

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Speaker 2: Is that a new band on Triple J I'm signed

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Speaker 2: and this is new from the homophones?

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Speaker 1: Where all there? There you go.

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Speaker 2: That's my language, I translate what Rio just said. He's

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Speaker 2: got two degrees.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Patsy, what have you got any homophone here? Please?

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Speaker 5: Pat I want some spice Girl's action today.

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Speaker 1: Say you'll be there, please banger. This is a great.

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Speaker 5: Big rumors that they may be to their thirtieth anniversary.

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Speaker 1: All right, or just made up?

746
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Speaker 5: A lot of innuendo?

747
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Speaker 6: Will then a rumor?

748
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Speaker 1: Have you heard who's banging so and so? That's innuendo?

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Speaker 1: People touring.

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Speaker 5: There's been a lot of shut up after did Rio

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Speaker 5: said phones only after pashing scripted where they all performed

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Speaker 5: kind of unofficially at the party, everyone's you know, and

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Speaker 5: mel C came out and said that they're in talks.

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Speaker 5: So will we see it?

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Speaker 1: Innuendo? Steamy chat there, Patsy, steamy chats uh Ria, What

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Speaker 1: are you going for? Where all? They're all homophones associated?

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Speaker 7: I'm going for where big Friday song? They're in the

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Speaker 7: country at the moment. So if you're listening dead a basement,

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Speaker 7: Jack's this is where's your.

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Speaker 1: Why was he up for them? I wanted to think

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Speaker 1: you've never talked like that great song, great film.

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Speaker 6: Clip with the monkeys with human faces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, terrifying.

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Speaker 2: All right, So songs to the where all they're in

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Speaker 2: the title called us now thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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Speaker 1: We're looking for.

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Speaker 2: Big Friday energy. Now this is something completely different. I guess, Keene,

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Speaker 2: we're a big band in the two thousand huge band.

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Speaker 2: You might not recognize the name of the band, but

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Speaker 2: you recognize this song. It's been in so many TV shows,

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Speaker 2: Beef recently Glee. You know a Beef that was a

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Speaker 2: great show. A couple of years ago. Glee did a

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Speaker 2: great cover version of this as well. Also not the

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Speaker 2: number Grays in Natomy Nerve, but it is in season one,

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Speaker 2: episode two. I'm talking about somewhere only we know by Keen.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful song. All right, what song would you love us

777
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Speaker 2: to play? Big Friday songs from eight this morning? It's

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Speaker 2: the People's playlist songs will wear All they're in the title.

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Speaker 4: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you want to come and join the inner circle

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Speaker 2: of the show, please do. We call our show the

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Speaker 2: bright Side of the Time, And if you want to

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Speaker 2: join our Platinum bright Siders membership club, you can. All

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Speaker 2: you need to do is just text the word Brightsiders.

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Speaker 2: Just the word bright Siders, nothing else to our text number,

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Speaker 2: oh ur seventy five O three one oh four three.

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Speaker 2: You'll get a link, You get your own membership card,

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Speaker 2: you get access to our private members the bright Siders

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Speaker 2: Facebook Inner Circle adults who get a message from me

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Speaker 2: every single Friday. You do not need to confuse me

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Speaker 2: by emailing me. Lead me to the bright side, which

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Speaker 2: Lisa van Lilly has done. And I've been staring at

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Speaker 2: the last minute thinking what is going on here? There

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Speaker 2: can be no side action Lisa, And is that a

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Speaker 2: new way of doing it now? By emails informal? But

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Speaker 2: an emoji there lead me to the brad. I don't

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Speaker 2: want to say it's very important. It's a lot of

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Speaker 2: innuendo running, but please do not put stuff like that

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Speaker 2: in there. Lead me to the bright side. It's it's distracting.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, they were listening and calling and choosing the

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Speaker 8: news marriage.

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Speaker 7: Somebody made the station charting the people's play listen Christian.

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Speaker 1: Calling right now?

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Speaker 6: When help Christian songs for Friday show?

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Speaker 2: All right, today's theme then where all they're in the title?

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Speaker 2: And of course Rio an advisory from professor of words

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Speaker 2: on the show.

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Speaker 7: All homophones accepted, Where Where, Where there there they are?

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Speaker 1: They are not understanding any of that, my friend?

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Speaker 2: What are the underrated credit house songs? Definitely playing this

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Speaker 2: till the next hour. Now we're getting somewhere. This is

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Speaker 2: a brilliant song as tech camera bang from the eighties,

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Speaker 2: Somewhere in my heart. Quick check the chart position I

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Speaker 2: can't come back today from another punch?

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Speaker 1: Tell the one too? Is this is the one that

816
00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:15,245
Speaker 1: kicks off the hour? I think it is Rembrands. Anyone

817
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Speaker 1: knows this? Whenever you request this, you know the song

818
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Speaker 1: from Friends, the Fountain song.

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Speaker 6: I don't think I never heard.

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Speaker 1: The verse of this.

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Speaker 2: Now one of you has been very creative. We're saying

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Speaker 2: songs with where or they're in the title when we

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Speaker 2: accept were wolves, I'm Richard, Yes we will. This smells

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Speaker 2: on Friday Saloon bar from Bar somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Number eight. Oh wow, well all right, let's take some calls.

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Speaker 1: We're all there and the.

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Speaker 2: Title what do you want us to hear? We got here,

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Speaker 2: Jason morning, We're good. Jason, thanks for calling the show.

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Speaker 2: What's your song?

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Speaker 1: You'd love us to play?

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Speaker 9: Classic banger?

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Speaker 1: We're not going to take it from twittered sister, big hair,

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Speaker 1: Big songs, Jason, I love it. We'll stick that on.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Have a great weekend, Caleb, welcome,

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Speaker 1: good morning. How are we I'm good, Caleb. How's your weep?

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Speaker 1: Bim Ah?

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Speaker 9: Productive?

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Speaker 10: Lots of work and yeah, just measured out some stuff right.

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Speaker 1: Now, so yeah, measuring it out.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I've got to do some pop soiling, so got.

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Speaker 1: Listen what soiling? Top soiling? Oh god, you're doing the garden. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing in the garden? Rock A.

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Speaker 10: Well, I'm a maintenance gardener, so I'm at a park

844
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Speaker 10: right now, just making sure I know where to put

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Speaker 10: some top soil and for a job to be handed over.

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Speaker 2: Listen, if you're in a public park, you're going to

847
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Speaker 2: make sure you put that top store on the right place.

848
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Speaker 2: You can't be burying a children's play center or something

849
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Speaker 2: like that, or skate park.

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Speaker 1: Caleb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Busy day day, busy day, same here, same here.

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Speaker 2: Another day for me is being productive, playing tunes, have

853
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Speaker 2: a good time in between.

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Speaker 1: And Kaylie, what do you want? What do you want

855
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Speaker 1: me to play?

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Speaker 10: I would like to hear wherever you will go by

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Speaker 10: the calling.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, lighters in the air, all right, the phone,

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Speaker 1: it's up in there.

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Speaker 2: That one.

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Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, we're not allowed to being lighters anymore. One

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Speaker 1: of those in.

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Speaker 2: It's a top soil classic. Katrina, Good morning, Welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show. Indicators on Keep it Safe hazards.

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Speaker 1: Hey Katrina, Hi, there we go, there we go. We're

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Speaker 1: got to shout to you. I'm being productive here, Katrina.

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Speaker 1: What would you like to do? What would you like

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Speaker 1: to hear? Oh?

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Speaker 7: Do well from the eighties.

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Speaker 1: We're the Streets of No Name by you too.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to struggle just to pick a couple than

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00:43:23,885 --> 00:43:26,405
Speaker 2: because all the ones they've suggested so far are brilliant.

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Speaker 1: It's got one last one. Sophie, Good morning, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. Hi Christian, Hello Sophy.

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Speaker 2: You're on the school run right now? Yeah, now, Sophie,

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Speaker 2: what would you what's on a Friday? What have you

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Speaker 2: got at school today?

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Speaker 11: I have got some really boring subjects at school and

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Speaker 11: Netlan probably.

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Speaker 2: That's a tough day. What listen, we need to play

881
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Speaker 2: you a song to try and cheer you up a bit.

882
00:43:55,525 --> 00:43:56,565
Speaker 2: What would you love us to play?

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Speaker 11: Could you please play Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac?

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Speaker 2: Now, how can you know about Fleetwood, Mac, momre Dad,

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Speaker 2: get you into them.

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Speaker 11: I listen to the radio with my man.

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Speaker 2: A lot she got You've got a hardcore rocking nana.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh and so does Nan listen to the show.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? And as nana got a nana name,

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Speaker 1: what's she called?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 2: Clary Sawah, Doris, Cheryl Cheryl. That is a solid solid.

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Speaker 1: You don't mess with Cheryleryl. Eryl.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't want to get my tie slash,

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Speaker 2: so I'm definitely going to play it during the next hour. Sophie,

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Speaker 2: good luck today. I hope it goes well. Thanks to

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Speaker 2: calling the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and I've got you. I'll play

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Speaker 1: your song Ferrel Cheryl.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's story time, Story.

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Speaker 5: Story nationhir self comfortable?

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Speaker 1: What's going on there today with you? What's going on

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Speaker 1: in every day? I beg you not to make it weird.

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Speaker 5: I'm making it weird.

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Speaker 2: Enough typical larious behavior. Though Christian around for a reason.

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Speaker 2: It is time for you couldn't make it up. We

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Speaker 2: are on the search for the most wild story you

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Speaker 2: can tell us. As soon as we hear it, you're

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Speaker 2: ultimately get your money. Well does a five thousand dollars

916
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Speaker 2: every day. We are blessed on this show with stories,

917
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Speaker 2: and we really want to find the very best story

918
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Speaker 2: you've got. Christine told us this week incredible story. Her

919
00:46:00,085 --> 00:46:04,645
Speaker 2: stereo was stolen from our workplace, and then she went

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Speaker 2: and reports her police. They more or less accused her

921
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Speaker 2: of it being an inside job and thought it was

922
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Speaker 2: very odd. And then an uber drover turned up with

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Speaker 2: the stolen sterion the thief had had to change your

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Speaker 2: heart and sent you back. Still the police thought it

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00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:21,645
Speaker 2: was strange Christine's story, and then there was how do

926
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Speaker 2: you begin to describe this story?

927
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Speaker 1: By Kevin? I let the main man tell you this

928
00:46:25,805 --> 00:46:27,765
Speaker 1: incredible story he made of mine.

929
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Speaker 12: His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a

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Speaker 12: rope up and over the house, through the pagola and

931
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Speaker 12: inside it to his wife's car because she was away,

932
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Speaker 12: flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist and

933
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Speaker 12: was cleaning out the gar Then he felled himself sliding

934
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Speaker 12: up the roof. His wife had come home and was

935
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Speaker 12: going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him

936
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Speaker 12: up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed

937
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Speaker 12: on the driveway and tried to get to his feet

938
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Speaker 12: to chase it down the driveway. The biggest injury he'd

939
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Speaker 12: had was all holes in his bum from the roofscrews

940
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Speaker 12: as he was slid.

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Speaker 7: Up the roof.

942
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Speaker 2: That was the last Friday, one of those stories we're

943
00:47:00,325 --> 00:47:01,805
Speaker 2: gonna remember at the end of the year, just the

944
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Speaker 2: imagery involved.

945
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Speaker 1: Now, this was a wild story from mum Jess.

946
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Speaker 3: I gave birth to my second son in the car

947
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Speaker 3: while my husband was driving. As we got to the

948
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Speaker 3: end of the street, he's head crowned. I said, my husband,

949
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Speaker 3: we're not going to make it. Then yeah, ten seconds

950
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Speaker 3: later his head was out. Another ten seconds later I

951
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Speaker 3: just kind of grabbed him and put him up.

952
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Speaker 13: Onto my chest.

953
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Speaker 2: Now, the way the audio producers have edited that to

954
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Speaker 2: make it quicker a time, it sounds like she gave

955
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Speaker 2: birth to a husband. She went from a husband and

956
00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:34,964
Speaker 2: his head crowned but have the money what you gave

957
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Speaker 2: your husband?

958
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Speaker 1: What a country.

959
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Speaker 2: Do you have?

960
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Speaker 1: My husband and his head crown? All right? Who we

961
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Speaker 1: got here?

962
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Speaker 2: We got Sarah on the show Now, Morning Sarah, Morning?

963
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Speaker 2: All right, Sarah. You couldn't make it up? What's your

964
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Speaker 2: story for us?

965
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Speaker 13: Well, where I live, when it rains, we get a

966
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Speaker 13: lot of leeches. And one night my husband had taken

967
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Speaker 13: the dogs out and come back in and we're all

968
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Speaker 13: sitting now and watching the TV. And next thing I

969
00:48:04,845 --> 00:48:09,485
Speaker 13: could see this leech bounding across the floor, essentially looking

970
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Speaker 13: for a flesh. And anyway, I was just my husband,

971
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Speaker 13: I'll pick it up, pick it up and put it outside.

972
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Speaker 13: And he picked it up some piece of paper, but

973
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Speaker 13: refused to put it outside. Instead, he made his way

974
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Speaker 13: to the bathroom and I said, don't put it down

975
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Speaker 13: the toilet. Don't put it down the toilet. Anyway, he

976
00:48:30,405 --> 00:48:33,325
Speaker 13: put it down the toilet and flushed the toilet, but

977
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Speaker 13: it wouldn't go down, and instead what it started to

978
00:48:37,925 --> 00:48:39,765
Speaker 13: do was crawl up the toilet.

979
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Speaker 1: Oh it's stranger things.

980
00:48:44,325 --> 00:48:47,045
Speaker 13: Into the little orifice where the water comes out.

981
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Speaker 1: You mean the machine, right, don't you don't mean on?

982
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Speaker 1: You consed right, Okay, yeah, that's a lot going on

983
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Speaker 1: right now.

984
00:48:57,725 --> 00:49:00,964
Speaker 13: I got a buttle of salt to try and push

985
00:49:01,045 --> 00:49:04,685
Speaker 13: the salt down the little hole and to kill it. Anyway,

986
00:49:04,965 --> 00:49:05,925
Speaker 13: nothing will get.

987
00:49:05,885 --> 00:49:09,085
Speaker 1: This leach out and stronger.

988
00:49:09,165 --> 00:49:13,525
Speaker 2: It's becoming more self aware exactly. It's the leech that

989
00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:15,565
Speaker 2: won't go away bad.

990
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Speaker 13: Anyway, we kind of left it and I said, well,

991
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Speaker 13: you're going to see that again next morning. Anyway, went

992
00:49:25,885 --> 00:49:29,725
Speaker 13: around about our business. My husband went to the bathroom

993
00:49:29,725 --> 00:49:34,325
Speaker 13: in the morning for his you know, constitutional and that

994
00:49:34,485 --> 00:49:38,805
Speaker 13: was that. Got the kids ready, drove the kids to school,

995
00:49:39,405 --> 00:49:42,405
Speaker 13: came back, and again he went to his bathroom when

996
00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:45,605
Speaker 13: he came home. Only when he went to the bathroom

997
00:49:45,725 --> 00:49:51,884
Speaker 13: and dropped his decks, this massive gorge leech came out

998
00:49:52,085 --> 00:49:56,005
Speaker 13: onto the floor and there's blood running down his leg everywhere.

999
00:49:56,165 --> 00:50:03,245
Speaker 1: Oh god, leach, did he say when when you go

1000
00:50:03,325 --> 00:50:04,005
Speaker 1: to that point? Say?

1001
00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:06,005
Speaker 2: It was like a massive leaps, like a third leg.

1002
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Speaker 2: Don't go It was like one of those micro you know, Yeah, you.

1003
00:50:09,725 --> 00:50:10,245
Speaker 1: Couldn't see it.

1004
00:50:10,445 --> 00:50:12,285
Speaker 2: You and I you're going to get out of magnifying glass.

1005
00:50:13,965 --> 00:50:17,605
Speaker 2: It was a piece of hair or something. It was

1006
00:50:17,885 --> 00:50:21,965
Speaker 2: Weld's biggest, world's biggest, least verify actually against book of

1007
00:50:22,005 --> 00:50:27,085
Speaker 2: records visible in space, Great Wall of China.

1008
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Speaker 1: What a story. You couldn't make it up.

1009
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Speaker 13: Absolutely not.

1010
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:35,765
Speaker 5: He didn't listen to me.

1011
00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:37,245
Speaker 9: He didn't listen.

1012
00:50:37,445 --> 00:50:39,725
Speaker 1: This is what happens. This is what happens.

1013
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Speaker 2: You will get leached, all right, Sarah, incredible story. Thank

1014
00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,964
Speaker 2: you very much for calling up. Have a lovely weekend, mate,

1015
00:50:46,325 --> 00:50:47,245
Speaker 2: you too, Thank.

1016
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:50,125
Speaker 4: You, Christian Connor Show podcast.

1017
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,925
Speaker 2: You couldn't make it up. Our search for your incredible stories.

1018
00:50:54,365 --> 00:50:56,925
Speaker 2: The best widest story we get from you is going

1019
00:50:56,965 --> 00:51:00,045
Speaker 2: to win five thousand dollars. We've got Ella on the

1020
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,245
Speaker 2: show now. Good morning, Ella.

1021
00:51:02,085 --> 00:51:02,885
Speaker 4: Hi, how are you?

1022
00:51:03,165 --> 00:51:04,525
Speaker 1: I'm good at I have you had a good week

1023
00:51:04,605 --> 00:51:04,924
Speaker 1: so far?

1024
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:05,925
Speaker 4: I have?

1025
00:51:06,205 --> 00:51:06,365
Speaker 1: I have?

1026
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:07,924
Speaker 11: Hopefully it's about to get better.

1027
00:51:08,245 --> 00:51:11,205
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I love the confidence, So off you go.

1028
00:51:12,205 --> 00:51:15,405
Speaker 11: So I definitely have a story that you definitely couldn't

1029
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:19,685
Speaker 11: make up even if you tried. So, my sister gave birth,

1030
00:51:20,605 --> 00:51:23,245
Speaker 11: the only catch being that she had no idea she

1031
00:51:23,365 --> 00:51:25,805
Speaker 11: was pregnant until she was actually giving birth.

1032
00:51:26,925 --> 00:51:28,005
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1033
00:51:28,605 --> 00:51:30,725
Speaker 1: So there was no warning sign like a giant bump,

1034
00:51:31,685 --> 00:51:34,525
Speaker 1: no around or no.

1035
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,805
Speaker 11: She thought that she'd gone out the night before with

1036
00:51:36,925 --> 00:51:41,165
Speaker 11: her boyfriend got home, felt really sick. Kind of put

1037
00:51:41,205 --> 00:51:43,565
Speaker 11: it this down into like gastro or just not being well.

1038
00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:46,885
Speaker 11: Long story short, it got progressively worse and worse and worse,

1039
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:49,925
Speaker 11: and then she was thinking, I've got like I've eaten something.

1040
00:51:49,965 --> 00:51:53,245
Speaker 11: I've never gone back to that restaurant ever again. Went

1041
00:51:53,285 --> 00:51:57,045
Speaker 11: to have a shower to cool down. She was screaming

1042
00:51:57,205 --> 00:51:59,404
Speaker 11: and like saying it was gitting so much worse. Has

1043
00:51:59,485 --> 00:52:02,085
Speaker 11: her sister. I'm thinking, you're being super dramatic. We've all

1044
00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:06,205
Speaker 11: had gas, she said, a bit ridiculous. Come on now.

1045
00:52:06,965 --> 00:52:09,405
Speaker 11: Her boyfriend was much more attendive than what I was.

1046
00:52:10,365 --> 00:52:12,565
Speaker 11: He decided to call an ambulance, which was really good

1047
00:52:12,645 --> 00:52:16,125
Speaker 11: because less than ten minutes later, she's screaming and she's

1048
00:52:16,245 --> 00:52:19,085
Speaker 11: realizing that something isn't coming out where it probably should,

1049
00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:23,365
Speaker 11: and there's a head crowning and she gave birth in

1050
00:52:23,485 --> 00:52:25,245
Speaker 11: I think about fourteen minutes.

1051
00:52:25,845 --> 00:52:28,685
Speaker 1: You hear about this happening, But I was so quick,

1052
00:52:29,565 --> 00:52:29,965
Speaker 1: and I.

1053
00:52:30,005 --> 00:52:32,285
Speaker 11: Think because she had like she had no idea, so

1054
00:52:32,365 --> 00:52:34,844
Speaker 11: she wasing like catch and she thinking I've got through

1055
00:52:34,925 --> 00:52:37,685
Speaker 11: poisoning or gastro or the bug or something. So it

1056
00:52:37,805 --> 00:52:40,365
Speaker 11: was at that point where it was like there's no

1057
00:52:40,485 --> 00:52:44,725
Speaker 11: other option right now, like she's coming. Luckily that he

1058
00:52:44,805 --> 00:52:47,605
Speaker 11: did call the ambulance. My niece is absolutely beautiful. She's

1059
00:52:47,685 --> 00:52:51,845
Speaker 11: so healthy. But she had no signs, no symptoms, she

1060
00:52:51,925 --> 00:52:56,005
Speaker 11: didn't have a bump. She did, she didn't like morning sickness, tired,

1061
00:52:56,245 --> 00:53:03,525
Speaker 11: absolutely nothing, and baby was full term as well. I mean,

1062
00:53:03,605 --> 00:53:05,725
Speaker 11: I witnessed it, but I still don't believe it.

1063
00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:08,405
Speaker 1: You already couldn't make it up.

1064
00:53:09,005 --> 00:53:11,005
Speaker 11: You could not, So I was thinking this whole time,

1065
00:53:11,045 --> 00:53:13,445
Speaker 11: Oh my god, she's so dramatic. She has you know,

1066
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:17,685
Speaker 11: gas stro she's screaming and note incredible.

1067
00:53:17,885 --> 00:53:20,405
Speaker 1: Well, listen, thank you very much your story. It might

1068
00:53:20,485 --> 00:53:22,125
Speaker 1: be you. Thank you very much for showing. Have a

1069
00:53:22,205 --> 00:53:22,805
Speaker 1: lovely weekend.

1070
00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:24,805
Speaker 11: Chs, thank you so much.

1071
00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:28,125
Speaker 2: Wow story all right, it's got a Matt now, Matt,

1072
00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:29,205
Speaker 2: good morning, welcome.

1073
00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:29,444
Speaker 1: To the show.

1074
00:53:29,845 --> 00:53:30,925
Speaker 9: Good morning, gang, how are you.

1075
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,885
Speaker 2: I'm good, Matt. Thank you very much for cooling and

1076
00:53:33,725 --> 00:53:35,844
Speaker 2: rule it is. He got a great story for us.

1077
00:53:36,245 --> 00:53:39,685
Speaker 9: So we're traveling between chang My and Chang Ray and

1078
00:53:39,965 --> 00:53:42,005
Speaker 9: I had a bad pig tide of the night before,

1079
00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:44,964
Speaker 9: so I really had to go. So my wife pulls

1080
00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,405
Speaker 9: over on the side of the road, I've got no

1081
00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:50,245
Speaker 9: pants on. I'm leaning up against the car. More runs,

1082
00:53:50,525 --> 00:53:53,725
Speaker 9: more runs than Donald Bradman on a good day. And

1083
00:53:53,805 --> 00:53:56,045
Speaker 9: then all of a sudden she takes off, she dives away,

1084
00:53:56,605 --> 00:53:58,125
Speaker 9: and I'm sitting there in the middle of the rush,

1085
00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:00,805
Speaker 9: on the side of the road, having done what I

1086
00:54:00,885 --> 00:54:02,725
Speaker 9: have to do. And then all of a sudden, a

1087
00:54:02,805 --> 00:54:06,045
Speaker 9: tigh police car they go behind the prelude pulls up

1088
00:54:06,365 --> 00:54:07,925
Speaker 9: and he's sitting there, look at them meat And I

1089
00:54:08,005 --> 00:54:09,925
Speaker 9: swear to guy, he must have been eating peanuts in

1090
00:54:10,005 --> 00:54:15,285
Speaker 9: the front seat, thinking it was a movie night. And

1091
00:54:15,405 --> 00:54:17,965
Speaker 9: I'm going like, how am I gonna like wipe.

1092
00:54:17,725 --> 00:54:20,805
Speaker 1: My bum and stuff or of that bagg of nuts.

1093
00:54:21,805 --> 00:54:23,965
Speaker 9: All of a sudden a bog roll comes in and

1094
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:26,485
Speaker 9: lands at my feet, and I turn around and then

1095
00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:28,805
Speaker 9: the rice field and there's twenty people there.

1096
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Speaker 1: Incredible, this is great incoming. That's when you need a friend.

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00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:43,844
Speaker 7: You've got a friend, Guardian Angel, Yes, wow, what Why

1098
00:54:43,925 --> 00:54:44,605
Speaker 7: do your wife just.

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00:54:44,725 --> 00:54:48,645
Speaker 9: Drive off because she thought it was funny? Here My

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00:54:48,805 --> 00:54:50,645
Speaker 9: thirteen year old boy was in the carry.

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00:54:51,885 --> 00:54:55,725
Speaker 1: And so it is funny. It is funny. Easy imagine

1102
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:56,965
Speaker 1: my family doing that to me.

1103
00:54:57,725 --> 00:55:05,725
Speaker 9: I've got no panton, I'm bogging up and then we

1104
00:55:06,045 --> 00:55:06,285
Speaker 9: got it.

1105
00:55:06,325 --> 00:55:07,045
Speaker 1: We were already there.

1106
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:09,165
Speaker 9: We don't clean up.

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00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:14,045
Speaker 1: All right, Matt wild story, It might be your story.

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Speaker 1: But thank you very much for sharing. Have a great weekend.

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00:55:18,685 --> 00:55:21,805
Speaker 4: To a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1110
00:55:21,965 --> 00:55:25,525
Speaker 2: Now yesterday on the show, just a completely random message.

1111
00:55:25,565 --> 00:55:29,045
Speaker 2: But one of you, Wade, one of our bright side

1112
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:32,325
Speaker 2: is actually Wade, said Christian. Is that Lionel Richie screaming

1113
00:55:32,765 --> 00:55:36,165
Speaker 2: in dancing or ceiling or is it Homer Simpson? Anyway,

1114
00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:37,645
Speaker 2: this is the bit in the song he was talking about.

1115
00:55:45,325 --> 00:55:48,605
Speaker 2: Now that is the actual song. Okay, this is Homer

1116
00:55:49,085 --> 00:55:51,645
Speaker 2: screaming from the Simpsons. You know that big scream he does.

1117
00:55:53,005 --> 00:55:54,485
Speaker 2: It does uncanny.

1118
00:55:54,925 --> 00:55:58,485
Speaker 1: Wow, it sounds like Homer Simpson in there.

1119
00:55:58,965 --> 00:56:02,205
Speaker 2: Anyway, were Wade obviously very exciting he wanted to share

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00:56:02,285 --> 00:56:06,045
Speaker 2: this with me, and therefore all of Australia and Australia

1121
00:56:06,445 --> 00:56:08,405
Speaker 2: wants to thank you back Waite for doing that.

1122
00:56:08,685 --> 00:56:10,125
Speaker 1: And olviously he's rushing. I get it.

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00:56:10,165 --> 00:56:11,645
Speaker 2: We get a lot of typos in the morning and

1124
00:56:11,685 --> 00:56:16,005
Speaker 2: also even sometimes when you're typing it incorrectly, spell check

1125
00:56:16,085 --> 00:56:18,045
Speaker 2: that also correct is absolutely useless.

1126
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,045
Speaker 1: It's completely arbitrary.

1127
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:22,685
Speaker 2: What a waste of money. It actually makes your grammar worse.

1128
00:56:22,725 --> 00:56:25,925
Speaker 2: I don't understand take it off either. Don't tell me

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00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:27,605
Speaker 2: how I want to found this word. But he said,

1130
00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:29,765
Speaker 2: instead of dancing on the ceiling, it was dancing in

1131
00:56:29,965 --> 00:56:33,805
Speaker 2: the ceiling. That's a horror song. That's actually quite frightening him. Somebody,

1132
00:56:33,885 --> 00:56:39,765
Speaker 2: if Lena Richie is dancing in the ceiling, is.

1133
00:56:39,765 --> 00:56:42,005
Speaker 1: That buddy Lana Richie very again out.

1134
00:56:41,925 --> 00:56:47,765
Speaker 2: To his Shenanigan's Richie. So thanks to Wade, we're trying

1135
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,925
Speaker 2: this as a time waste today. Change a word, change

1136
00:56:51,085 --> 00:56:54,405
Speaker 2: a song. That's a time waster. Change a word, change

1137
00:56:54,525 --> 00:56:58,565
Speaker 2: a song, or thanks to bright sider Wade up for

1138
00:56:58,685 --> 00:57:01,285
Speaker 2: ground sylvest in the show today Gold Class group ass

1139
00:57:01,325 --> 00:57:03,924
Speaker 2: for you in three mates go to the cinema on us.

1140
00:57:03,925 --> 00:57:09,285
Speaker 1: All right, change a word, change a song? Baby got

1141
00:57:09,365 --> 00:57:12,965
Speaker 1: backne different vibe?

1142
00:57:14,325 --> 00:57:15,165
Speaker 6: Are you rapping about it?

1143
00:57:15,325 --> 00:57:15,485
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1144
00:57:16,405 --> 00:57:21,325
Speaker 2: Truly madly creeply, wake me up before you throw though.

1145
00:57:23,005 --> 00:57:31,765
Speaker 2: Random and the Beatles. They used to play it pretty loose,

1146
00:57:31,805 --> 00:57:33,685
Speaker 2: they did back in the day. You know it's peace,

1147
00:57:33,765 --> 00:57:36,565
Speaker 2: love and drugs. Got to get you into my wife.

1148
00:57:37,125 --> 00:57:40,325
Speaker 1: Christian, not to get you into my life.

1149
00:57:41,605 --> 00:57:44,325
Speaker 2: The thing is is Wade made me you don't change

1150
00:57:44,325 --> 00:57:48,525
Speaker 2: your word, change a song. The rules got to get

1151
00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:56,645
Speaker 2: you into my wife. No, John, don't hear gold must

1152
00:57:56,685 --> 00:57:58,685
Speaker 2: be the cables. I'll get you an, I'll get the

1153
00:57:58,725 --> 00:57:59,845
Speaker 2: engineers real.

1154
00:57:59,925 --> 00:58:02,485
Speaker 1: What do you got, prowd Mary? Great song?

1155
00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:06,885
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, AUSI version proud Gary, Oh Gary, so proud

1156
00:58:07,045 --> 00:58:09,525
Speaker 7: of his daughter studio widow.

1157
00:58:11,485 --> 00:58:14,125
Speaker 1: It actually perhaps has been politely saying it's smarter than

1158
00:58:14,165 --> 00:58:16,365
Speaker 1: naughty one. Yeah it was funny.

1159
00:58:18,485 --> 00:58:21,845
Speaker 6: Glory Day's great song. What's a scary version?

1160
00:58:22,645 --> 00:58:28,965
Speaker 1: Very mighty days? Gory days? These days? What someone's stinking

1161
00:58:29,045 --> 00:58:32,245
Speaker 1: up today at the fold? Oh two bronzes.

1162
00:58:32,525 --> 00:58:35,125
Speaker 6: Don't encourage your patsy under the bridge.

1163
00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,765
Speaker 2: I guess it's just getting used to what it's going

1164
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:39,365
Speaker 2: to be like. Your heated rivals look alike to my life.

1165
00:58:39,405 --> 00:58:42,725
Speaker 1: When you get food off, Yeah you will. You shuck

1166
00:58:42,885 --> 00:58:46,325
Speaker 1: radio by people.

1167
00:58:46,405 --> 00:58:49,885
Speaker 7: Do keep screaming that up under the fridge, not under

1168
00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:52,685
Speaker 7: the bridge, or no, Anthony keat us down on his knees.

1169
00:58:52,725 --> 00:58:54,005
Speaker 6: He's got to clean under the body.

1170
00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:57,525
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a cool time now on that actually

1171
00:58:57,605 --> 00:58:59,565
Speaker 1: know on behalf of radio on throwing them in the

1172
00:58:59,605 --> 00:59:02,045
Speaker 1: white chaul? Tim, can you get a white chaul from now?

1173
00:59:02,085 --> 00:59:07,045
Speaker 1: And my Son's What have you got? Then change a word,

1174
00:59:07,365 --> 00:59:09,005
Speaker 1: change a song, change your co.

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00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:13,245
Speaker 4: Host Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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00:59:13,405 --> 00:59:15,485
Speaker 1: Time for the time waste. Now change your word, change

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00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:15,805
Speaker 1: a song.

1178
00:59:18,005 --> 00:59:20,205
Speaker 2: I've had to sprits the studio with some of my

1179
00:59:20,445 --> 00:59:23,205
Speaker 2: essential oils because of that smell you lift.

1180
00:59:23,045 --> 00:59:34,485
Speaker 1: In here with those time wasters. Wow is shame? Okay,

1181
00:59:34,525 --> 00:59:37,325
Speaker 1: we got it all right? Change your word, change the song.

1182
00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:40,165
Speaker 2: You're ready to mark I'm ready Andy Stubbs, Stubbs, He's

1183
00:59:40,205 --> 00:59:45,445
Speaker 2: got tiny dentist silver where the streets have no shame.

1184
00:59:46,205 --> 00:59:51,565
Speaker 1: Come on, We're on Rio Street, Danger.

1185
00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:55,245
Speaker 2: Grown Silver born in the m m a. Not in

1186
00:59:55,285 --> 00:59:58,045
Speaker 2: the US A m m A. I mean I love thee.

1187
00:59:58,165 --> 00:59:59,725
Speaker 2: But what is that doing at the White House?

1188
01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:03,445
Speaker 1: You know it just like what a year? It kind

1189
01:00:03,485 --> 01:00:06,365
Speaker 1: of makes sense, you know, makes sense.

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01:00:07,485 --> 01:00:13,645
Speaker 2: Jesse's Nana, Unsavory Bronze Me and Bobby McFerrin, not Bobby McGee.

1191
01:00:13,685 --> 01:00:17,485
Speaker 2: Bobby McFerrin, don't worry, be happy And I like Madonna

1192
01:00:17,605 --> 01:00:23,165
Speaker 2: bacterial girl. Oh that's better on Unshane Sharp Bad Goon Rising,

1193
01:00:24,285 --> 01:00:27,045
Speaker 2: that's Creakered Ashley, all the Pringle.

1194
01:00:26,765 --> 01:00:28,485
Speaker 1: Ladies shadies love a.

1195
01:00:32,725 --> 01:00:37,085
Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, how much do you think you will take

1196
01:00:37,085 --> 01:00:38,725
Speaker 2: the Pringle Corporation to get the rights to do.

1197
01:00:38,805 --> 01:00:44,765
Speaker 1: That too much. Here comes a hot chadder. What yeah,

1198
01:00:45,765 --> 01:00:46,525
Speaker 1: don't Glenn.

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01:00:47,925 --> 01:00:53,965
Speaker 2: Hold a note? Spam eater silver stairway to seven eleven. Wow,

1200
01:00:54,045 --> 01:00:57,285
Speaker 2: we it's his first of the year. He shoots, he scores, buddy,

1201
01:00:57,325 --> 01:00:59,405
Speaker 2: that's it. We love a try and that is Paul.

1202
01:01:00,605 --> 01:01:03,165
Speaker 2: That's a great one. Came art not.

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01:01:05,725 --> 01:01:10,645
Speaker 1: Very good, double plus could be gloved Silver? Who let

1204
01:01:10,685 --> 01:01:12,565
Speaker 1: the frogs out? Silver?

1205
01:01:16,085 --> 01:01:22,005
Speaker 2: Now, Bob Dinner is a classic song. Mister tambourine, man man,

1206
01:01:23,405 --> 01:01:29,165
Speaker 2: what about mister trampoline? The image of Bob Dinner and

1207
01:01:29,365 --> 01:01:32,645
Speaker 2: his little mouth organ harmonica and that you ukulated bouncing

1208
01:01:32,925 --> 01:01:35,045
Speaker 2: down singing on trampoline is my image of the week.

1209
01:01:35,845 --> 01:01:36,125
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1210
01:01:36,245 --> 01:01:40,925
Speaker 2: What on? Shane Peter Gabriel's a beautiful song? Don't give up?

1211
01:01:40,965 --> 01:01:45,365
Speaker 2: What change a dn give up? Just knock on the head.

1212
01:01:46,045 --> 01:01:46,645
Speaker 2: It ain't happening.

1213
01:01:47,885 --> 01:01:54,685
Speaker 1: Age of treason, Oh, topical one for that guy, you know,

1214
01:01:55,605 --> 01:02:00,365
Speaker 1: the one that kick town. No not Carl Hillbilly Jean.

1215
01:02:02,365 --> 01:02:02,525
Speaker 3: Hill.

1216
01:02:02,565 --> 01:02:05,925
Speaker 1: Billy Jeane is great Paradise schnitty Yeah, you know what?

1217
01:02:06,405 --> 01:02:07,365
Speaker 1: You know what? Why not?

1218
01:02:08,805 --> 01:02:09,005
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1219
01:02:10,005 --> 01:02:14,245
Speaker 1: The Beatles hit come the Runs, Ron Grime a liver rons,

1220
01:02:14,685 --> 01:02:17,845
Speaker 1: what's lunch got to do with it? That's one for

1221
01:02:17,925 --> 01:02:22,405
Speaker 1: the old Sandwich Club. WHOA what's last? I likes it?

1222
01:02:22,525 --> 01:02:26,165
Speaker 1: Brad Bishop Christian, I just sneezed twenty four times? You

1223
01:02:26,205 --> 01:02:27,405
Speaker 1: want the full story for Monday?

1224
01:02:27,525 --> 01:02:31,285
Speaker 2: No, but one of our producers, Tina, will rush your

1225
01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:32,405
Speaker 2: straight through on air based on.

1226
01:02:32,805 --> 01:02:33,605
Speaker 1: What's it record?

1227
01:02:33,645 --> 01:02:36,405
Speaker 5: I forget not greatly to go something ridiculous.

1228
01:02:36,445 --> 01:02:40,925
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Rio, who's the winner today? Hey, mister tramp,

1229
01:02:42,165 --> 01:02:44,445
Speaker 1: you can't do it. You haven't the stone.

1230
01:02:46,485 --> 01:02:49,085
Speaker 2: You're gotta go way more. Get your voice from ye

1231
01:02:49,205 --> 01:02:55,125
Speaker 2: put that larynx up in your sinus. M It's actually

1232
01:02:55,165 --> 01:02:57,565
Speaker 2: horrible for your voice. Ruin, isn't it ruined? It's the

1233
01:02:57,725 --> 01:02:59,805
Speaker 2: stench those time wastes again, probably coming back around you

1234
01:02:59,845 --> 01:03:03,885
Speaker 2: did earlier. Alrighty, well listen, I'm off deep sea fishing

1235
01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:05,125
Speaker 2: for the first time tomorrow.

1236
01:03:05,245 --> 01:03:05,645
Speaker 1: Good luck.

1237
01:03:05,765 --> 01:03:08,925
Speaker 2: This feels like audio. You're going to play back search

1238
01:03:09,525 --> 01:03:13,965
Speaker 2: searching on Monday. You know that he was last this one.

1239
01:03:14,445 --> 01:03:18,605
Speaker 1: I'm on deep sea and there I'm from England. Take

1240
01:03:18,685 --> 01:03:22,245
Speaker 1: this chart out. I've never fished before. How does it work?

1241
01:03:23,245 --> 01:03:24,445
Speaker 1: I start with my line?

1242
01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:26,405
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm off for the first time of a me

1243
01:03:26,525 --> 01:03:30,005
Speaker 2: and nine guys on one boat. What could possibly go wrong?

1244
01:03:30,565 --> 01:03:34,525
Speaker 2: It's going to be someday tomorrow. Anyway, hopefully I'll see

1245
01:03:34,565 --> 01:03:35,885
Speaker 2: you on Monday.

1246
01:03:35,965 --> 01:03:36,405
Speaker 1: Good luck.

1247
01:03:36,725 --> 01:03:39,245
Speaker 2: Thank you in a bad decision you've made that can

1248
01:03:39,325 --> 01:03:41,085
Speaker 2: only lead to misery and embarrassment.

1249
01:03:41,525 --> 01:03:42,685
Speaker 1: Thank you for the confidence.

1250
01:03:42,805 --> 01:03:45,165
Speaker 2: What grown ass man with a mortgage takes part a

1251
01:03:45,205 --> 01:03:46,245
Speaker 2: lookerlike competition?

1252
01:03:46,925 --> 01:03:48,925
Speaker 1: That's a good A good.

1253
01:03:52,645 --> 01:03:55,525
Speaker 2: Many years ago, I was at about something backstage and

1254
01:03:55,605 --> 01:03:58,725
Speaker 2: I met Robert Plant, legendary front one with led zet right,

1255
01:03:59,005 --> 01:04:01,405
Speaker 2: very very very funny guy. I don't know what it was,

1256
01:04:01,445 --> 01:04:04,405
Speaker 2: but someone was talking about karaoke and I said, you know,

1257
01:04:04,445 --> 01:04:07,005
Speaker 2: you ever been somewhere we hear someone singing your song?

1258
01:04:07,085 --> 01:04:09,765
Speaker 2: You must have had that sometimes He goes, no, no, no.

1259
01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:10,325
Speaker 1: Worse than that.

1260
01:04:10,485 --> 01:04:13,045
Speaker 2: He was once drinking with some friends and there was

1261
01:04:13,245 --> 01:04:17,365
Speaker 2: a led Zeppelin karaoke competition. His mate said that no

1262
01:04:17,445 --> 01:04:19,805
Speaker 2: one knows we look at these days, why don't he winter?

1263
01:04:20,245 --> 01:04:25,165
Speaker 2: He came third, He came doing his own soul. Maybe

1264
01:04:25,205 --> 01:04:28,525
Speaker 2: a Monday show. Anyone else entered a looker Like you competition?

1265
01:04:28,965 --> 01:04:30,085
Speaker 2: I actually think you're going to win it.

1266
01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:30,725
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1267
01:04:32,925 --> 01:04:35,525
Speaker 2: And Patsy We're all so proud of you what you're

1268
01:04:35,565 --> 01:04:38,045
Speaker 2: doing now, and I hope you really enjoyed today as well.

1269
01:04:39,165 --> 01:04:41,165
Speaker 2: I know it to go really well. All right, everyone,

1270
01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,725
Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend. We are back Monday. Well maybe

1271
01:04:43,765 --> 01:04:46,005
Speaker 2: I'm back Monday. If not, come and find me. I'll

1272
01:04:46,045 --> 01:04:47,605
Speaker 2: be somewhere out in an ocean screaming.

1273
01:04:48,445 --> 01:04:53,565
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