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Speaker 1: The Perth Comedy Festival is up on us. You can

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Speaker 1: catch Azim Who's Saying in Totally Normal at the Regal

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Speaker 1: Theater on Friday, May seventeen. Tickets are available through ticket

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Speaker 1: Tech and aim is with us.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: Very nice to chat to you. You haven't done a

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Speaker 1: stand up show for a while, have you.

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Speaker 2: It's been a couple of years, you know, it's been that.

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Speaker 2: I've just been saving up these jokes and I'm back.

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Speaker 3: Perth is Perth is crazy for just I just loved laughing.

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Speaker 4: And so love and laugh Yeah, true, yeah mate. It's

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Speaker 4: a bit like a sports person. You can you be

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Speaker 4: a little rusty and you have to work through it

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Speaker 4: a bit and do a couple of warm ups.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I've done and I've done a bunch of

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Speaker 3: warm ups. That's what Adelaide's for. You go there, you're

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Speaker 3: giving your work. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: You didn't tell Adelaide that that's what we're for it, Adelaide.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited to be back. That's why I'm here.

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Speaker 5: First Skagoa town.

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Speaker 3: You know, they they I think you know, they're just

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Speaker 3: happy that you're there. No, it's it's been fun I'm

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Speaker 3: out of too. It's not easy to be out every night.

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Speaker 5: But you've got stuff to do.

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Speaker 1: You don't get to just run off every night and

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Speaker 1: do your comedy.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, but now because it's on the tax return and

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Speaker 2: I am it is a job, you know.

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Speaker 1: So don't find that happy middle ground. Stay home and

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Speaker 1: that's to night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, I get applauded on my way to work,

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Speaker 2: getting on stage and hopefully a plot it off and

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Speaker 2: not boods.

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Speaker 3: But better than any other job out there. You know,

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Speaker 3: we're walking to the office and have that.

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Speaker 1: What's the theme of the show. What is considered normal

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Speaker 1: these days?

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Speaker 3: Well, babies the shows.

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Speaker 2: So if you are going to come and you've got

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Speaker 2: a newborn.

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Speaker 3: Bring your baby all right and make sure that they

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Speaker 3: are loud.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my god, more baby, tell you what I've just done,

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Speaker 4: more interviews.

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Speaker 5: I've got more publicity over this his whole career.

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Speaker 3: I honestly feel like that baby was a plant, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, maybe was maybe yes, that baby.

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Speaker 3: Baby and that baby around. I'm like, how much has.

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Speaker 2: That baby charge ten thousand months?

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Speaker 3: Just how many interviews you get?

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Speaker 5: Do you care to say?

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Speaker 1: Do you care to say? What how you feel on

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Speaker 1: that topic? I mean, I'm certainly with arg, but to

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Speaker 1: never have been up to Arch to to have to say,

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Speaker 1: could you please give your ear burbling child out of here?

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Speaker 5: It shouldn't have got past the front door.

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Speaker 3: It's like such an uncomfortable situation, and you have to like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like remember the crying baby in the theater any other theater.

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Speaker 2: If you go watch a symphony orchestral or any play

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Speaker 2: and there's some baby crying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like I think everyone is thinking, can that baby

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Speaker 3: get off yet out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Not by itself? Should you shouldn't have to call out

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Speaker 3: mom or parents for the company here, but yeah, I

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Speaker 3: don't know. We're all privately.

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Speaker 2: Thanking Arch for for taking the Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Because technically the is fifteen or above.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, must deserve a night out, you know, of course,

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Speaker 6: but if your baby's crying, you know, like a guns

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Speaker 6: have silences, can you have a silencer for a baby?

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Speaker 2: Can there be like a god.

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Speaker 5: A babysitter at home?

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Speaker 1: Look, I mean, of course mum deserves a night out,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately something has to be pre arranged for the child.

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Speaker 2: But if there I don't know if there are any

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Speaker 2: comedy connors your babies out there, but.

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Speaker 3: It's probably a little big for you, but I'll bring

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Speaker 3: a cushion.

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Speaker 4: How about your kids, mat how old are they now?

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Speaker 4: Would you have them in the at a show?

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Speaker 3: Twigs?

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Speaker 2: No audio reasons.

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Speaker 3: I do think there's a material there that like.

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Speaker 5: Will reference them a lot of course, homist.

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Speaker 3: Hey, so you know I didn't get my thoughts out.

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Speaker 3: I don't need them to know what that actually.

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Speaker 5: Did before bedtime, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: I talk about the truth Fairy a bit, and I

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Speaker 2: don't know if my kids are ready to know the truth.

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Speaker 2: Know the two's about the truth, so that.

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Speaker 3: This content is just getting about the truth. My son

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Speaker 3: got fifty you know, the two stairy gave him fifty cents.

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Speaker 3: I thought it's pretty reasonable.

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Speaker 2: Comes home from school finds out two Stirry gave his

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Speaker 2: friend Marcus fifty bucks.

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Speaker 3: Fifty two mate, exactly, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought fifty cents is pretty industry standard, taking it acou

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Speaker 2: cost for living and stuff. And but like fifty fifty dollars,

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Speaker 2: what a standd You've said that for all the other

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Speaker 2: tooth fairy in the in the neighborhood or at the

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Speaker 2: same school.

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Speaker 1: And it shouldn't be a note, Yeah, it.

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Speaker 2: Should get the two point my way convinced my mom

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Speaker 2: to let us believe. Were like, can you please and

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Speaker 2: put money under you got to be She's like, but

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Speaker 2: you want.

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Speaker 3: Me to give money, I become something false.

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Speaker 2: Id your buddy, I'm the poor fairy the money.

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Speaker 3: Get a job. I never we never got jack.

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Speaker 2: Scam, you know, another way of stiphening money out of parents.

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Speaker 1: The kid cry crying babies aside. What is the most

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Speaker 1: random heckling situation you've ever dealt with the crowd, babies

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Speaker 1: and your mum aside?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well I've had someone who I think had

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Speaker 2: tourette the other day and I was just yelling stuff

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Speaker 2: out randomly, So that was like, you know, I didn't

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Speaker 2: know until afterwards when I met them on the.

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Speaker 3: Way out and someone like, there's a guy that was heckling.

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Speaker 3: I was like, well, who's this person. I've never fought

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Speaker 3: anybody in my life.

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Speaker 2: But then as I've talked to him, I realized, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: there's something going you got tourett.

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Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, just yelling stuff. I had someone in

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Speaker 3: the show who was making a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of fun off and then someone told me that's the

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Speaker 2: reviewer from the age is Helen Razor.

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Speaker 3: Back in the day. I'm really sorry, Helen. You know,

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Speaker 3: this was one of my first comedy ships.

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Speaker 2: So I went back to age and I brought out

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Speaker 2: a music bar that I had and I was like,

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Speaker 2: here you go, Helen, and I threw it at her

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Speaker 2: and I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: She was legally blind, so it hit her in the

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Speaker 3: faith and anyway, she gave me a good.

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Speaker 2: Review, like, I think that's assaulted audience, but my intentions

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Speaker 5: So Helen raised amazing, still got the good review review.

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Speaker 4: So we believe that little Bertie tell us you've just

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Speaker 4: done ramed end got to the end. I was in

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Speaker 4: Singapore at the time, and I was trying to work

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Speaker 4: out why so many people were out feasting and then

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Speaker 4: I got told and all the rest of it, and

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Speaker 4: then so how did you go?

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Speaker 5: You're good?

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Speaker 2: During well, during the milk Kine Festival, I was having

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Speaker 2: to breakfast on stage for a bunch of nights and

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Speaker 2: there's also a lot of hungry Muslims in the crowd.

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Speaker 3: I think, so set and the end the sun has

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Speaker 3: said the rest of you allens were like, what is

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Speaker 3: going on? I would just eat a date and you know,

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Speaker 3: quick prayer and continue. But it was like, there's something

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Speaker 3: about it, like when you haven't eaten, people think that

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Speaker 3: you get tired. I get kind of delirious. Comedy, yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's no It's like the equivalent of being drunk for me.

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Speaker 3: No amibition, just all out.

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Speaker 2: So you want to know what I really think, ask

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Speaker 2: me a question in Ramadan and I'll say, Okay, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, this is what I love about multiculturalism.

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Speaker 5: Respect that you.

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Speaker 1: Can break Ramadan, you know, break the fast on stage

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Speaker 1: at a show.

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Speaker 2: It and comedy is normally done in pubs, you know.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, actually the first time I did comedy was

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Speaker 2: for Raw Comedy, which is a five minute open my

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Speaker 2: competition and you know, if you win, you go through

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Speaker 2: the next round.

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Speaker 3: The winner of the nationally you go to this national

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Speaker 3: Pus television.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, from the first heat, I brought all my friends

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Speaker 2: up and basically the pub everyone telling Melbourne was about

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Speaker 2: nine percent packs in Muslims and so like when I

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Speaker 2: came on stage, they were like yeah, haha, I mean

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Speaker 2: they made no money that.

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Speaker 3: Night from the bar. No one has drink.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, of course I.

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Speaker 3: Got through to the next round.

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Speaker 2: It was like, so comedy, yeah, it really does bring

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Speaker 2: you know, our audiences from all across the cultural spectrum

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Speaker 2: where we like It's Yeah, comedy.

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Speaker 1: Is great, absolutely, and it's all totally normal. At the

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Speaker 1: Regal Theater Friday, May seventeen. I love that it's not

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Speaker 1: a school night. Tickets are. Tickets are available through ticket Tech.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but just bring small babies. We will see babies.

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Speaker 5: We'll see you next month.

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Speaker 6: By