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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian No Com Show Podcast eight of

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Speaker 1: the eighties. Or to do with the letter Z, as

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Speaker 1: we end in the last twenty six weeks, anything to

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Speaker 1: do with the letter Z. Okay, someone is just texted in.

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Speaker 1: What about something funny happening at the zoo? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: know what? An elephant waved at you with his trunk.

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Speaker 1: We don't know. A monkey with an eye patch? Who

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Speaker 1: knows top of the head right now? Chris, Good morning

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Speaker 1: the letter Z.

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Speaker 2: Good morning guys. How are you?

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Speaker 3: We're good Chris? I hope you go well this week

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Speaker 3: The letter Z.

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Speaker 4: My z z Alta from Big Yeah, great movie. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've got I've got a bit of a story. A

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Speaker 4: few years back, I was in a musical theater production

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Speaker 4: of Big and I got to be z Alta.

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Speaker 3: So basically, first of all, where was this.

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Speaker 2: In Minton in mock.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, yeah, I know that, all right.

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Speaker 3: And so you actual audition to be Zolta.

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Speaker 2: Or basically just auditioned to be part of it.

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Speaker 4: And you've got a couple of smaller roles.

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Speaker 1: In the school auditioning for a couple of place, went

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Speaker 1: in to be the lead. They go, you can be

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Speaker 1: a mute in the background.

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Speaker 5: I got off and to build the sets so that

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Speaker 5: I'm not You can paint this board.

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Speaker 1: What about he starts singing some of the songs. Got

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Speaker 1: stop Ulta doesn't get him out of there. Get him

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Speaker 1: out of there, Chris, because I carry on Chris Zulta.

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Speaker 2: Basically the scene was the first scene.

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Speaker 4: I'm in there in my my Zulta box and I'll

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Speaker 4: be pushed out in you know, during the blackout, and

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Speaker 4: I have my little position on.

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Speaker 3: So describe them. Described the box. It is literally like

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Speaker 3: like the movies.

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Speaker 5: It's trying to be a rectangle a box basically an

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Speaker 5: inch or so either side of my shoulder, probably about

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Speaker 5: a foot in front of me. But yeah, just sitting there,

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Speaker 5: stiff as a ball or stiff as a sultau.

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Speaker 3: Phraise that we have to use more often in society.

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Speaker 3: Just forgive it that to the world as a alta.

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Speaker 1: I've got physio les today and he always says, how

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Speaker 1: I go steph as a Sulta. So, Chris, is your

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Speaker 1: head peeking out from Zulta.

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Speaker 2: I'm fully visible as soon as the lights come up.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful, you can see me sitting there just in the box.

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Speaker 4: Now you're waiting. The scene starts, the kids come out,

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Speaker 4: they sing a song. I'm still just sitting there. Eventually

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Speaker 4: comes over, he puts his coin in. I say, make

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Speaker 4: your wish.

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Speaker 2: He makes his wish.

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Speaker 3: Hang on that.

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Speaker 4: A lot more.

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Speaker 3: That was beautifully delivered.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, Oh you wait for this one. And then my

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Speaker 4: second line is your wish is granted.

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Speaker 1: And again come with glass break break. We need to

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Speaker 1: give you an ovation right now.

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Speaker 3: Performance. You're crushing it, right now, you're crushing it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Yeah, bab.

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Speaker 6: After that, he goes off, sings another song, and I

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Speaker 6: just go back to staring out forward until the blackout comes.

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Speaker 6: At the end of the scene, I get wheeled back

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Speaker 6: behind the curtains and.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. There are no small zultars in showbiz, my friend.

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Speaker 1: That is awesome. Chris will send your prize. Brilliant story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for sharing that with us today.

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Speaker 2: Enjoyed the week, all right, thanks.

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Speaker 3: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We've almost done an hour on the letters ze. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much to all the calls you guys keeping

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Speaker 1: up in the air this morning.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Can we round it out. We're only a couple of

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Speaker 1: calls away. Love doing the so many funny stories. Lillian,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good? So Z what have you got for us

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Speaker 3: to do with the letters? Z?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Years ago I went to the Melbourne Zoo with my

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Speaker 7: youngest child and we're at the gorilla enclosure and they're

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Speaker 7: just standing there watching the gorillas. You play around and

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Speaker 7: run around. Next minute, Willard picked up a pile of

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Speaker 7: pieces poo and just pull it and I'll tell you

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Speaker 7: what it missed me by that much?

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, years ago, it's a little bit looser than

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Speaker 1: they are. This was okay to have no sort of glass.

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Speaker 1: The forest guy saw barriers that they would let the

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Speaker 1: animals get real close to the humans.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well not yeah, well I'm not long after,

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Speaker 7: maybe a year or so, they did put off a

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Speaker 7: higher antipo.

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Speaker 3: Guys, the fence goes up. Okay, you've been told about that,

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 8: I bet I bet though, I bet your kid love

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Speaker 8: that right. Best day ever. You see a great big

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Speaker 8: going to chucking poo, your mum, I go, there's money

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Speaker 8: in that. There's charge people extra if you're.

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Speaker 3: Going to chuck some muck at you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so you can get the work. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 7: a little bit scarious, maybe miss bed and yeah, it

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Speaker 7: was a.

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Speaker 3: Part of the gotcha, Lillian, thank you very much. Just

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Speaker 3: remind anyone's just tuned recaptain all right, thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: lel got it. I though actually done about feces. I

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Speaker 3: think she stopped her something in sentence. I think she

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Speaker 3: was saying hot feces, but she thought better of it,

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Speaker 3: which is my safe web. AnyWho, let's move on.

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Speaker 9: Bob, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Patsy.

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Bob? Let's just said, what have you got for a

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Speaker 3: spobby boy? Zap Zapp's warned you. I was.

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Speaker 9: I was marking around under the bottom of my girlfriend's

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Speaker 9: car at the time, and I had on one of

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Speaker 9: those a watch with a metal band on it, you know,

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Speaker 9: like a praise sort of band, and my watch came

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Speaker 9: in contact with the positive terminal of the Stardo motor

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Speaker 9: didn't have protector on it. Now they are about fifteen

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Speaker 9: thousand volts, and it just melted the the bend under

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Speaker 9: my arm.

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Speaker 3: So just.

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Speaker 9: To this day, I've still got the Watchtower of Murris.

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Speaker 9: Really yeah, oh yeah, what.

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Speaker 3: Was I saying? Like Cassio or it's sort of branded

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Speaker 3: in there like.

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Speaker 9: No, no, not not there. It was only the band itself.

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Speaker 9: So I've got like a little a little branded band.

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Speaker 3: Like a tattoo. You should just get the watch to

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Speaker 3: marry up with it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a right. To this day, I don't use

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Speaker 9: metal bands anymore. I'll stick with the leather.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask you what you do mucking around under

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend's bonnet. But all right, Bob, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: You're cool. All right, one last one. This is the

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Speaker 3: guy I heard you. Just stop saying the word bullsack.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jackie boy is giving us a little treat

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Speaker 1: at the end. Here, here's the dessert.

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Speaker 2: Sean, how are you going?

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Speaker 3: I'm good? So okay, So is this a story about

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Speaker 3: being electrocuted?

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Speaker 10: Electrocuted? Yes, about ten to fifteen years ago, my dad's

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Speaker 10: got thirty three acres up in mold in your Castle, Maine,

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Speaker 10: and my little six year old son was walking around

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Speaker 10: and on the electric French just walking walking like getting zapped.

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Speaker 10: And I said to the old man, I haven't got

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Speaker 10: the fence, and he goes, oh, I thought I did,

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Speaker 10: Obviously it's not. So I go to get through the

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Speaker 10: fence and in the thigh and the gudget crackers touched

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Speaker 10: it and I got thrown eight feet and had blue

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Speaker 10: sack and in a thigh for two weeks.

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Speaker 3: Usual that hot face.

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Speaker 2: For the show.

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Speaker 1: I think we've peaked at something. I'm not sure that

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Speaker 1: is something else. And when people been thrown through the air,

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Speaker 1: they know exactly the distance.

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Speaker 3: Don't they eight feet? He couldn't round up till ten.

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Speaker 10: I wouldn't make an Olympic sports.

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Speaker 3: Shurey mate was sending you a price, great one to

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Speaker 3: end on you. Why don't everyone thank you? Christian Connell

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