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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning producer, Rio, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Morning boys.
Speaker 1: Winter. I know it officially started on Sunday, June the first,
Speaker 1: but this morning the rain the last couple of hours,
Speaker 1: Winter's here now, guys, that long last summer we had
Speaker 1: is gone. The dampness. I felt the dampness this morning.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel cold. I felt wet and damp.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah. Walking over to the studio, I had
Speaker 4: the umbrella.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a big one for you. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a real pilgrimage, isn't It's what three minutes downhill?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, Wow, It's like The Revenant, isn't it your life?
Speaker 1: Rio in The Revenant? Three minutes downhill from that penthouselits
Speaker 1: your stone's throw away. How did you do it?
Speaker 4: I'm very brave when I was a.
Speaker 1: Podcast on about it? Now, Patsy, how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 1: Every Tuesday on the show, for the first half an hour,
Speaker 1: we ask everyone you're a Monday Winner or loser. How
Speaker 1: is your day yesterday? Mate?
Speaker 3: Well I think that?
Speaker 5: What am I? I think I'm a winner. I've got
Speaker 5: to think about my day yesterday. I had such a
Speaker 5: busy day. I am a window because I just.
Speaker 1: Said to me right during the back Street Boys, Patsy's
Speaker 1: locked in and ready to go talk about whether she's
Speaker 1: a Monday Winter a loser. We asked, oh what am I?
Speaker 1: We don't know. We didn't have your day yesterday. I
Speaker 1: have to think about my day. Yeah, maybe you could
Speaker 1: have done that this morning.
Speaker 6: Ben.
Speaker 5: It's four it ebbs and flows most days, you know
Speaker 5: how it is?
Speaker 3: No I yesterday? Get there? So, Presley, is it this you?
Speaker 3: Butte new pet resort that I was talking about?
Speaker 1: Like, okay, if you just tuned in, you're trying to
Speaker 1: work out what's going on. Presley isn't a human though
Speaker 1: he's bigger than most humans. It's Patsy's mega dog. What's
Speaker 1: the breeding there?
Speaker 3: He's a marema.
Speaker 5: He's an Italian sheep dog and he's very majestic in
Speaker 5: his out for.
Speaker 1: Well, now a breed of sheep dog, aren't there? The
Speaker 1: Italians they do like a two hours dog two hour
Speaker 1: dog down and then lie down in the field somewhere.
Speaker 5: If you've seen the movie odd Ball, it's it's that dog.
Speaker 5: He's like a big white ball of Fluffy's gorgeous. He's
Speaker 5: the size of a small pony. Anyway, we found this
Speaker 5: ubute new pet resort, which seriously I would want to stay.
Speaker 5: They've got a pool and all these runs. It's amazing
Speaker 5: pool for the dogs. I don't I don't need a
Speaker 5: no no everything barbecue areas.
Speaker 1: Isn't it dog heights, it's like poor.
Speaker 7: Control to help themselves off.
Speaker 1: No, put some snacks on today, guys.
Speaker 5: You can hire it out and you can go out
Speaker 5: with your dog, like for a casual session and just
Speaker 5: have a family.
Speaker 1: Busession of what like beers and snacks.
Speaker 5: Well just here, like have a picnics, bitches and snacks.
Speaker 1: Come on, dogs, do tell you what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, is the flip and I wore in costs
Speaker 1: for this. We just hire these. There's there's an agency
Speaker 1: dog sit has come on your house.
Speaker 3: I don't like that though.
Speaker 5: Oh well, you know, I don't know really if Presley
Speaker 5: would like it, because he's a guard dog.
Speaker 4: I reckon, you're just suspicious of coming around.
Speaker 1: You don't have to make it out on your un
Speaker 1: love swing in the garden that we'll find it the
Speaker 1: box of toys anyway.
Speaker 5: So I rang them yesterday about something else because we're
Speaker 5: going away for the long weekend and booked him in
Speaker 5: and I said, listen, we haven't got our spot yet
Speaker 5: for Christmas this year. She said, don't worry, you're on
Speaker 5: the wish list. Someone will probably drop off. Don't don't
Speaker 5: lose heart. And I said, well, if we can't get
Speaker 5: him in, we ain't going away over Christmas and gild
Speaker 5: tripper and she said, but what I would recommend. We've
Speaker 5: just opened our Christmas bookings for next year for twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Always be closing someone, She's watched Clean Dowry again ross
Speaker 1: Always be closing if you have the state knife, I.
Speaker 7: Say, is that you've booked it in.
Speaker 3: So I've booked in for eighteen months ahead, so.
Speaker 1: I am a holiday. Didn't even have a holiday for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six Christimers.
Speaker 5: Their books are open for twenty twenty six December going
Speaker 5: into twenty twenty seven. So I've booked in a paved deposit.
Speaker 7: He's set to go, Patsy, can you just tell me right?
Speaker 1: I don't need to know the exact amount. What is
Speaker 1: it like more than a hundred bucks a night a day? Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no hotel for that. No, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: what did you just drove off at the Langham? Andrey
Speaker 1: and look after him?
Speaker 2: There Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.
Speaker 1: How was your day yesterday? Text me were you a
Speaker 1: Monday winner or loser? Try and answer it quicker than
Speaker 1: Patsy a couple of minutes ago. But you're not on
Speaker 1: the radio of Fur seven five three, one oh four
Speaker 1: to three. Now, Patsy, what I will say? You look
Speaker 1: incredible today. I can tell there is something on today.
Speaker 1: Now there's a beautiful dress. I can tell this is
Speaker 1: no normal day. Something remarkable is happening. After the show.
Speaker 3: I'm having a lunch today.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, here we go. Must be nice.
Speaker 1: Saw those late ldies at the weekend getting into my
Speaker 1: way at ten thirty in Brighton and thought, that's the
Speaker 1: life for me. Let me guess is it at the Langham?
Speaker 7: It might be.
Speaker 1: What you what is? What is the occasion today?
Speaker 5: They're doing like a collaboration with Laura Ashley, the famous
Speaker 5: design Yes, and they're launching that it's the media launch
Speaker 5: today and how come you.
Speaker 1: Only get I never see this Laura Ashley, UK designer. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I would have loved to see some of the
Speaker 1: new overpriced wallpaper. She's not going out today, but no
Speaker 1: no invite for us.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I'll mention it to our friend Andre when
Speaker 5: I get there.
Speaker 3: You can come next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah you said that though about the last time. And
Speaker 1: we're keeping a tally of how many lunches you've had
Speaker 1: so far this year at the Langham But she's a tina.
Speaker 1: How many is it so far? Because I just want
Speaker 1: to know when it gets to a problem that we
Speaker 1: need to have an intervention there.
Speaker 3: It's three times this year so far. And I believe
Speaker 3: she may have went on Monday as well. Yes to
Speaker 3: the Mother's Day Classic.
Speaker 5: It was like a thank you to all the sponsors
Speaker 5: for Mother's Day Classic and they did well day.
Speaker 1: It was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but around the ten which in the.
Speaker 1: Old Father's Day Dad's Classic.
Speaker 4: So do you have the event and then you have
Speaker 4: a thank you for the event?
Speaker 5: Well, they do for the Mother's Day Classic because they're
Speaker 5: a major, major sponsor and so they did a Walk
Speaker 5: of the ten, which I couldn't do because it started.
Speaker 1: Sure, you couldn't you you could do the lunch. I
Speaker 1: don't mind giving you some time off. You want to
Speaker 1: go and take a walk around the town. Happy too,
Speaker 1: I'll see you for the lunch the walk.
Speaker 5: I was there for like fifteen minutes to pop in
Speaker 5: and say hello. It is Zara Lawless who heads it
Speaker 5: up here is an absolute gun.
Speaker 3: But yeah, what can I say?
Speaker 1: Can I say? Just a great life? Real? Are your
Speaker 1: Monday Winter or a loser?
Speaker 4: I am a loser. I was very humbled yesterday in
Speaker 4: Korea when on a holiday a couple months ago, I
Speaker 4: bought a pair of black pants, very cool Korean style
Speaker 4: black pants.
Speaker 1: Now what do you mean Korean style? Now?
Speaker 4: A little bit flared out in the middle, kind.
Speaker 1: Of in the middle for me obviously with flares, another
Speaker 1: flare at the bottom, a raised flair, I guess towards.
Speaker 5: But these are all the go because I went jeans
Speaker 5: shopping with Audrey at the weekend at cotton On and
Speaker 5: they've got a special name and they're like bottle jeans
Speaker 5: or something like thatthing like that.
Speaker 4: They're all the sort of.
Speaker 1: So it's not the mum jeans, slight variation on the
Speaker 1: more for an.
Speaker 3: Hour glass sort of and the bottom yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I see. Okay, everything in fashion comes around.
Speaker 1: You're describing emcy hammer pants no time, real time.
Speaker 4: Well, these haftime pants. When I tried them on in Korea,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, they're a bit snug, but you know,
Speaker 4: just holiday. Wait, I'll come back to Melbourne. I'll be fine.
Speaker 4: It's gone the other way because yesterday before I came
Speaker 4: to work, I tried to put them on. I'm buttoning
Speaker 4: them up and.
Speaker 1: Think lung the middle you bust aways.
Speaker 4: Obviously not only not lost the holiday way, I've sort
Speaker 4: of maintained, expanded, expanded in the middle region.
Speaker 1: Now hammer pants can't handle it too much for that
Speaker 1: affair time is over.
Speaker 4: Can't handle this?
Speaker 1: So what it cannot be repaired?
Speaker 4: Well now I don't know how to knit?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go to the resident female on the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, mate, your generation be smarter than that. Oh,
Speaker 1: Sam Newman's pop back in.
Speaker 4: But if I did bring them in, would you be.
Speaker 6: Able to.
Speaker 1: I could?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you ask me?
Speaker 4: You use air tasker for everything? Like, this is not
Speaker 4: a gendered thing.
Speaker 1: This is the first person she went to was the
Speaker 1: only woman on the show.
Speaker 4: I just went because she's the most intelligent.
Speaker 5: I tell you who would because she absolutely adores you,
Speaker 5: and that's my mum.
Speaker 3: I would love that made you jams and preserve.
Speaker 1: And preserves are high end. Actually, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Actually I've got them on the bench at home maybe
Speaker 5: or look, I would be happy to do it, thank you,
Speaker 5: but I don't know if I remember how to do.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's appropriate right for you, Patsy, to
Speaker 1: be repairing our team members pants. Well, your husband's going
Speaker 1: to go first of all, are those man's and then
Speaker 1: there's a young guy on the show who's going here
Speaker 1: men these I've got so much girth, I'll just burst
Speaker 1: in the front of my pats.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, good morning and joined the show. Nothing like a
Speaker 1: bit of George Mitchell to get the days to fud it.
Speaker 1: I read your text message. You didn't put your name
Speaker 1: on that, and at first time they've got his name wrong.
Speaker 1: But it is early. I guess I know George Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That is a great callback to yesterday's show. Very funny.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Christian happy early seventh birthday for
Speaker 1: the show tomorrow. I can't send you a card birthday,
Speaker 1: can't find post as I live in the bush. Come on, Janis. Excuses, excuses, excuses.
Speaker 1: You know there's always a postbox. There's an a postbox
Speaker 1: somewhere nearby. Surely you can get one now on a
Speaker 1: Monday loser as well. Today you can text me let
Speaker 1: me know whether you're on Monday winner or losing. Yesterday
Speaker 1: four seventy five three one oh four three doesn't involve
Speaker 1: a trip to the post office. By the way, somebody
Speaker 1: e mail me yesterdays saying I have sent you a
Speaker 1: birthday card. But when I went to a post office
Speaker 1: they said it would take at least three days for
Speaker 1: it to get to you, right, and they'd sent a
Speaker 1: photo as backup evidence that they've posted it anyway, of
Speaker 1: the of the addressed to me and the birthday card
Speaker 1: as well, and which is lovely. But when I was
Speaker 1: in the post office yesterday, just out of curiosity, how
Speaker 1: much do you think PATS is the cost of just
Speaker 1: a domestic stamp?
Speaker 7: Now it's a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say a dollar ten or twenty one
Speaker 3: dollar fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not in the UK same same kind of
Speaker 1: as a basic domestic stamp three dollars fifteen.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's that's send.
Speaker 1: The last Terrible. Anyway, I was saying yes to the show.
Speaker 1: My eighteen year daughter came back for university. It was
Speaker 1: just me and her and we watched the Terrible D's game,
Speaker 1: and then I made dinner for her. Because she's she's
Speaker 1: living at university. The food isn't great, so I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'll mate whatever you watch when please, can I have
Speaker 1: steaks and all that? So I made. I did steaks
Speaker 1: and camelized onions, and I did salte potatoes and we
Speaker 1: had a lovely dinner together. And then she goes, I said,
Speaker 1: what have you got going on this week? I've got
Speaker 1: these big exams and dad, I've ordered these genes and
Speaker 1: they don't fit. I need to take them back to
Speaker 1: the post office. And I could tell that she was
Speaker 1: I said, I will take them back to the post
Speaker 1: office and she went, oh, are you going to I
Speaker 1: went no, no, it's a pain returns are There's so
Speaker 1: many calories involved in taking something back. I said, if
Speaker 1: you could just print off the label do the rest.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Yester, I'm queuing at the post office. I said, wom,
Speaker 1: I just need to send this back and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a price to pay for this. I went, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought it was free returns. She goes, no, these
Speaker 1: have been ordered internationally.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you break out.
Speaker 1: Where are they going back to London? Thirty two? No? No, no.
Speaker 1: I got straight on that phone. I said, I'm now
Speaker 1: going to start an open tab of how much you're
Speaker 1: starting to owe me. You know, once you cleared that
Speaker 1: hex det you're going to have to start paying back
Speaker 1: as it begins with thirty two dollars. These Polly jeans
Speaker 1: can't any better than not Australian jeans. That's no, they're
Speaker 1: the world's best gens. They can't. Jeans are jeans.
Speaker 4: If they were the world's best genes, keep them.
Speaker 1: But can't she have your old Korean ones and then
Speaker 1: you anymore?
Speaker 2: She can have road the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: In Good Morning to Janine christ and I also went
Speaker 1: to a post office to post your birthday card yesterday.
Speaker 1: I now regret actually asking for these birthday coachs. I
Speaker 1: think I've just added so much attention in my relation
Speaker 1: with my lovely listeners. You should have to shout out
Speaker 1: money for anything to do with the show either it's free.
Speaker 1: Would you couldn't? You couldn't charge for this. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to pay money to engage with the creating it.
Speaker 1: I threatened them when I feel bad. You know, Chris,
Speaker 1: I went to the post office yesterday to post your
Speaker 1: birthday card. Asked how long it would take to get
Speaker 1: the card to Richmond. I was told three or four
Speaker 1: days at the earliest, so I thought i'd better express
Speaker 1: post it. It cost me nine dollars fifty Janine, you
Speaker 1: actually should not. It's just ten bucks. It's just too much.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry everyone this birthday. I think this is
Speaker 1: going to create resentment to all They're going to meet
Speaker 1: his ring game? Has he got my card? Has he
Speaker 1: got my card? Plenty? Are wasted ten bucks on that
Speaker 1: to get it to him? All right? That's two. What's
Speaker 1: the year, my friend?
Speaker 4: Do you know what they released? Free?
Speaker 1: Willly?
Speaker 4: Was it eighty nine or ninety three?
Speaker 6: Or when?
Speaker 4: Did I don't record life four brands? I'm not very
Speaker 4: good with taste. Does anybody?
Speaker 1: And they know?
Speaker 4: What's the year? Again? What's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: Can't you find that increasingly, Once someone starts going out
Speaker 1: a movie or a song or a TV show, you
Speaker 1: all start going, when did that come out? Now? And
Speaker 1: what happens is you think it was like two years ago?
Speaker 1: And then someone goes, no, it's five hundred years ago.
Speaker 4: What you're one hundred years old?
Speaker 1: You're so, how are you still alone? We turned that
Speaker 1: into a game now is called what's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: Rio takes on Patsy. Patsy takes on Rio.
Speaker 4: Patsy, you smoked me last week? Yeah, you absolutely smoked me.
Speaker 3: Well, get ready for a second smoking.
Speaker 4: But this time I'm gonna let you answer first.
Speaker 7: Last time I told you to keep this tr rack.
Speaker 1: No, no, I Last week I tried to give you
Speaker 1: some advice.
Speaker 4: Rast week, you took all the.
Speaker 1: Bullets, like the Queen's gamber. You don't tell the queen
Speaker 1: you're putting off the Queen's gamber.
Speaker 4: We're just going to be definitely silent, like twenty seconds
Speaker 4: on the rack. You have to take the bullets this
Speaker 4: time and go first. Patsy.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well we start. We're start in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: We go to the eighties. Something strange ghost.
Speaker 3: Let me say nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say nineteen eighty three, Rio, You're the closest,
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four for Ghostbusters. Brilliant, brilliant movie, still great now. Originally,
Speaker 1: originally it was going to be called ghost Smashers, Oh really,
Speaker 1: and the Ghostbusters were going to wear squatlight suits and
Speaker 1: use magic ones. Oh thank god they didn't do that much.
Speaker 1: I still remember going to see it at the cinema
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty four. I was eleven years of age,
Speaker 1: and I just remember everyone laughing so hard with Bill Murray.
Speaker 1: It was like a comedy genius of the eighties, Bill Murray.
Speaker 1: Ghostbusters was brilliant, and it was the old days of
Speaker 1: cinemas where you would have there was no guarantee you
Speaker 1: couldn't pre book, which you never actually knew if you
Speaker 1: were going to see the movie with your mates, they'd
Speaker 1: be sold out. You'd have to cure you literally queuing
Speaker 1: around the block for a couple of hours beforehand.
Speaker 4: A couple of hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no sold out. It would and then
Speaker 1: they just reached capacity and then they would go the
Speaker 1: rest of you and there'd be hundreds behind you going
Speaker 1: you ain't seen this movie.
Speaker 4: Now, and the people fuming.
Speaker 1: Are you just like, this's just the way it was.
Speaker 3: It's normal for the time.
Speaker 1: All right, so Rio you have one. Let's go now too.
Speaker 3: All Titanic. I know this because it was the year
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 5: Married, And I'm tentatively going to say.
Speaker 1: He got married. Shouldn't be tendedy, No, well it.
Speaker 5: Was either we were married ninety nine in the march.
Speaker 5: But I am going to take a gamble here and
Speaker 5: I'm going to say nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Ohs, no idea about when you got married.
Speaker 3: It was ninety nine, was it?
Speaker 4: And this is your own you've been to the Titanic Museum.
Speaker 3: Because you're ninety seven?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 4: Was it ninety seven?
Speaker 1: Ninety seven? Regain? Well, no, no, you were not. Three guesses.
Speaker 5: No, he's chipping around the whole day.
Speaker 1: You don't get to do that.
Speaker 4: You can't get the crown ball. The ants kept.
Speaker 1: Going, that's your own fault, all right. Let's thing's about
Speaker 1: Titanic nineteen ninety seven. Jeans cam and the director drew
Speaker 1: all the sketches.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, the nude.
Speaker 1: Drawing of Rose was done by the director himself. But
Speaker 1: it was Theavy Leonardo. I've been studying with an acting coach.
Speaker 1: Get out the way, mate, I'll do this one. Can
Speaker 1: you just move a bit with that elbow behind there?
Speaker 1: It costs more than the actual Titanic ship to make
Speaker 1: the movie. Wow, that's fascinating. That's on the film's budget
Speaker 1: was around two hundred million more than it cost to
Speaker 1: build the real ship. All right, now we're going to
Speaker 1: the nineties Smells nineteen Spirit landmark song of the nineties
Speaker 1: Rio When you think this came out?
Speaker 4: This one because I put it in My life in
Speaker 4: pop music is nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 1: Whoa coming in Heart today? With what's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: You still play a long past that?
Speaker 3: You know he's had two assists from you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we stay in the nineties. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite TV shows of the nineties Dawson's Cree. She loved
Speaker 1: this show. I'm a big lifelong member, paid up fully
Speaker 1: of the Joshua Jackson Club, Team Pacey to the day
Speaker 1: that I did not care for James vander Meek or
Speaker 1: whatever it was. I found him boring, boring guy. Where's
Speaker 1: Joshua Jackson? Team Pacey? Se pass to the way.
Speaker 3: You know this real?
Speaker 5: I know you know?
Speaker 1: When did this come out?
Speaker 4: Older sisters I'm going to say ninety eight.
Speaker 1: You are on for How do you know it's ninety eight.
Speaker 4: I've got to have two oder sisters. They watched Dawson's
Speaker 4: Creek and the Religiously.
Speaker 1: What was another great show.
Speaker 3: The nineties that late I would have seen ninety five.
Speaker 1: If I was guessing, I would have gone with passing.
Speaker 1: I would have gone a lot. I thought it was
Speaker 1: up mid nineties Katie Holmes audition with a VHS tape.
Speaker 1: I forgot that she was in it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a big breakout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I loved Dawson's Creek. Tho, it was a
Speaker 1: great show, all right, one final one? Then what was
Speaker 1: he and my friend Adele rolling in the deep? First
Speaker 1: big international number one for Adele? But what was he? Hear?
Speaker 1: My friends? Do you need to win here? Pats?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say post twenty ten?
Speaker 1: All right, well that's a decade.
Speaker 3: Oh look, I'm going to stab in the door.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're not playing ball today, are you? Furday? I
Speaker 1: still think about whether you're a Monday win or lose?
Speaker 3: Raball, I'm going to say twenty twelve.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: We are your closest. Oh well ten, Yeah, you're the
Speaker 1: big winner.
Speaker 2: Today Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: We're getting ready to put our house on the market.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, family house. We've had here for almost seven years.
Speaker 1: Big big watershed moment for the family, but especially my
Speaker 1: wife and I. We need to downside. So we're getting
Speaker 1: rid of a lot of stuff. And that really means
Speaker 1: I'm being told to get rid of a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: I am a hoarder of all kinds of tats. It's
Speaker 1: actually it's actually just embarrassed me over the weekend going
Speaker 1: the I buy that for anyway, my wife gave an
Speaker 1: ultimating yesterday. She went, have you even used that? She
Speaker 1: pointed at what I bought in today. I went, she
Speaker 1: hasn't been used once, and she said, when did you
Speaker 1: get it? I said, I've got it for myself and
Speaker 1: then wrapped it and made you give it to me
Speaker 1: for Christmas. So I brought it in today to the
Speaker 1: studio because my wife said yesterday, this goes tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 1: it just has to go. So I said, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: take it in see if Rigo wants. If he doesn't,
Speaker 1: then I'll give it away on air now. Rio. Do
Speaker 1: you want to?
Speaker 4: I would love to try to describe what it is.
Speaker 4: What I'm looking at is an a torn eye herb box.
Speaker 1: It's not vitamas. That was the only box I could
Speaker 1: fight that I could fit it all in. Why don't
Speaker 1: you open up now and see what it is and
Speaker 1: if you would like it or a lucky listener will
Speaker 1: win this next.
Speaker 4: I've been staring at it all day.
Speaker 1: I don't know what what?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm holding.
Speaker 1: Up a wooden that is the base.
Speaker 4: A wooden panel, a piece of wood inside. Okay, this
Speaker 4: is not what I expected. Inside there's no less than
Speaker 4: what looks like seven oriental themed tea cups.
Speaker 1: Yes, but what I mean? Aren't they beautifully there ceramic teacups.
Speaker 1: This is a Japanese oriental tea ceremony tea sets its
Speaker 1: screams Byron Bay. Actually got it here in Melbourne after
Speaker 1: being heavily influenced by my favorite TV show last year,
Speaker 1: Shogun Lord Toranaga, when he was with his generals and
Speaker 1: like working out strategy, would pull them a drink of
Speaker 1: hot tea. And I thought I would do this with
Speaker 1: you and Caitlin. Sadly you have coffee, so I can't
Speaker 1: sit down and have ancient herbal Japanese tea. It has
Speaker 1: been unused, which my wife said, this thing needs to
Speaker 1: go right now.
Speaker 4: It is stunning beautiful. So it's black, it's got gold detailing.
Speaker 4: It paints the picture of a sort of Japanese feudal Yes, yeah, yes, feudal.
Speaker 4: And they're sort of your traditional Japanese no handle tea cups.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like a little goblet, isn't it now?
Speaker 4: This is beautiful. I live in a small one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: It to me straight.
Speaker 4: We have a very strict one in, one out policy now,
Speaker 4: so anytime we need to get something new, something has
Speaker 4: to get You don't.
Speaker 1: Want to be sad at any moment discussing show strategy.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have room for this in our time.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to have trouble finding a home for it.
Speaker 1: My wife said, none of your listeners want that went,
Speaker 1: trust me, they someone will want this out there. And
Speaker 1: also I wanted to go free to a good home.
Speaker 4: What is this thing though?
Speaker 1: That's what it sits on. So there's an speiritch it
Speaker 1: drips away. It's not complicated work.
Speaker 4: Very traditional Japanese plastic.
Speaker 1: Well, what it is it's East meats west. You have
Speaker 1: the ritual, but then also the practicality of a drip tray.
Speaker 4: The clash of ancient and modernity.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're quite right, Yes, and tim and.
Speaker 4: Beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, it's a very powerful trifector.
Speaker 4: I do not want it, but thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, listeners, lines are open right now. It is a
Speaker 1: sick cup antique Japanese ceramic tea sets. You heard me
Speaker 1: calling now while this is still here. It's going to
Speaker 1: go any second now to a good home. But you
Speaker 1: must call me on thirteen fifty five, twenty two and
Speaker 1: tell me that you will use this. I don't want
Speaker 1: to just pass on this to somebody else who's not
Speaker 1: going to use it. Will you use it on a
Speaker 1: building site? Is it going to go to a trade
Speaker 1: all right? That wants to contemplate strategy and leadership and
Speaker 1: the matters of life and death, like our great Lord Toronago.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Is it actually morning? I'll just look it out there now.
Speaker 1: She's really dark. Is it morning?
Speaker 4: It's getting dark?
Speaker 1: Is it nighttime? It doesn't look remotely like the morning
Speaker 1: out there today? What's happened overnight? It is really dark today.
Speaker 1: Let us be a light to your soul. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Lord Toronaga. Okay, my wife gave an ultimating yesterday. I
Speaker 1: brought myself something heavily influenced by the Japanese TV show
Speaker 1: show Gun last year. I bought myself for Christmas for
Speaker 1: my family to give back to me, in an ancient
Speaker 1: Japanese tea set. It has not been used once, sadly,
Speaker 1: and so my wife yesterday just said, that's it. This
Speaker 1: is going tomorrow. So you either give it away or
Speaker 1: you throw it away. So I brought it in. Rio
Speaker 1: doesn't want it, and so I'm hoping it's free to
Speaker 1: go to a good home. He would actually enjoy an
Speaker 1: ancient ritual of enjoying hot tea together.
Speaker 4: Yes, I love the idea. I love the seramondia of it.
Speaker 4: I just don't see myself.
Speaker 1: We don't have enough rituals in life. It's important to
Speaker 1: have them, you know.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is a beautiful tea set.
Speaker 1: A beautifully ornately painted.
Speaker 4: Black gold, beautiful sort of handles and lovely put together.
Speaker 1: Stop don't get me started on the handles. Rio, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right? So people are calling him Sean, you like this?
Speaker 1: Good morning Sean. I'm good, Sean. So why would you
Speaker 1: like my ancient Japanese tea set?
Speaker 6: Well, I teach it a traditional Japanese and Oak Island
Speaker 6: dojo marke Lap's Academy, and we've got a lot of
Speaker 6: really cool stuff there, like armor, swords, all the pitroal
Speaker 6: mold and it's sudding. We'd love to do when we
Speaker 6: do a lot of ceremony there.
Speaker 1: And you must karate a teenager. I did show to
Speaker 1: cant what style do you do?
Speaker 6: So go do? Is that karate? But we do judo
Speaker 6: and jiu jitsu as well?
Speaker 1: Brilliant? What about so you give the academy a push?
Speaker 6: It's Mornington Combat Academy.
Speaker 1: Love that morning and Combat Academy, which are getting ready for.
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 4: Say you have swords and armor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're able to have that. How cool?
Speaker 6: We license and it's really cool. We've got a lot
Speaker 6: of stuff there. And the guy who runs at lindsay,
Speaker 6: like I teach there, but he collects all this sort
Speaker 6: of stuff and I'd love to surprise him.
Speaker 4: With something like this.
Speaker 1: Wow, it'll be a surprise, a real surprise. Carefully doesn't
Speaker 1: he in surprise to too much? He grabs one of
Speaker 1: the swords. Sean, You've got to have this. It's exactly
Speaker 1: how I'm hoping it to go for and I hope
Speaker 1: you're your sense he would enjoys it as well.
Speaker 6: I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1: All right, Sean, thank you very much for calling you.
Speaker 2: Have a good day, you too, Christian O'Connell show, go
Speaker 2: on podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, turn off for this week. Small thing, big rage,
Speaker 1: small thing. It's the small things in life that tip
Speaker 1: you over the edge. So don't go to work angry.
Speaker 1: You con vent your rage right now. Call the Rage
Speaker 1: Line thirteen fifty five twenty two two for me this week.
Speaker 1: One thing that drives me nuts, right, people that there
Speaker 1: are two types of people in life. That are those
Speaker 1: of us who are good citizens who will turn the
Speaker 1: shopping cart to the cart corral, you know, that little
Speaker 1: bit where they all live. And there's the other people
Speaker 1: who just leave them anywhere else where. It might be
Speaker 1: in a parking bay that someone can't.
Speaker 4: Park there, Devil's advocate, No, devil's advocate. Is it better
Speaker 4: than to have a few scattered around you all have
Speaker 4: to go to the bay.
Speaker 1: Someone has to waste their time going into it that
Speaker 1: but you might just.
Speaker 4: Get out of you oh there's a trolley there, I
Speaker 4: can just grab that one. Don't have to get a
Speaker 4: little coin.
Speaker 5: And being guilty of dumping mine but not in a park.
Speaker 1: I have confronted people in the past, I've dumped them,
Speaker 1: and my kids told me. They started to call me
Speaker 1: the cart knark. They were like, cartnark, dial it down, people,
Speaker 1: so can you turn that back? Otherwise someone can't park
Speaker 1: in that spot. Most of times they go, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I forgot cartner.
Speaker 5: Yeah I like it, ye police, or so yeah cartnrk Yeah,
Speaker 5: Well I hope I don't see either you two around otherwise.
Speaker 1: And then yesterday I had to make a business call
Speaker 1: and this person used my name way too many times,
Speaker 1: you know in the show some kind of fake pho intimacy.
Speaker 1: Well he must have said the name Christian eighteen times,
Speaker 1: and it didn't make me feel more connected. It made
Speaker 1: me feel more disconnected, like it was some course he's
Speaker 1: been on. Yes, it's like those as a salesperson as well,
Speaker 1: so obviously a strategy. He kept saying, Christian, this is
Speaker 1: going Christian. Note, you don't mind. I already feel like
Speaker 1: we're getting on. Well were so are you good for time?
Speaker 1: Because I'm just enjoying chatting to you.
Speaker 7: That's Christian two familiar.
Speaker 1: Yes it is, yeah, yeah, once or twice, it's enough
Speaker 1: beginning and the end of the call. That's it. Yeah, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what's for you?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: The love God, God bless his heart.
Speaker 5: Put all the washing away cobious amounts of washing with
Speaker 5: a teenage daughter, can I say?
Speaker 1: But they get feel like they just like tea. They
Speaker 1: get about fourteen outfits a day and they just dump
Speaker 1: it in the wash rather like fold it away. And
Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even messy or anything.
Speaker 4: Yes, sometimes when I was a teenager, I would just
Speaker 4: put it back in the wash because it's easier than
Speaker 4: having This is.
Speaker 3: What she's doing.
Speaker 5: There was a pile a pile on her bedroom floor,
Speaker 5: and I said, hey, listen, you need to sort that
Speaker 5: situation out.
Speaker 3: Please don't put fresh stuff.
Speaker 5: So she's obviously just bundled up and dumped it in
Speaker 5: the laundry anyway, So Chris has put all the laundry away.
Speaker 3: Only well, no, not really.
Speaker 1: Because that's Dadsy's dad dudding, thank you.
Speaker 3: Why does he need applause for helping out?
Speaker 1: Because he helped getting it.
Speaker 5: You don't get applause for doing stuff.
Speaker 1: After that lunch today, but he's probably there slaving away
Speaker 1: more washloads coming out.
Speaker 5: I got it this morning, went to put a pair
Speaker 5: of nickers on, only they were Audrey sniggers. They only
Speaker 5: got up to about my knees.
Speaker 3: So while he has put stuff away, he's put.
Speaker 7: It in the wrong spot.
Speaker 1: I did this all the time because someone's got two
Speaker 1: daughters and my wife and they saw they're roughly. The
Speaker 1: size is interchangeable, so it's not really my business. It's
Speaker 1: not trying to work out and separate nickers.
Speaker 4: How would you know?
Speaker 1: No exactly, and I shouldn't know. Actually it's better I
Speaker 1: just than work out, okaye.
Speaker 5: And then I noticed a pair of a tight so
Speaker 5: like in my wardrobe, there is stuff.
Speaker 1: Again that's between you two. He's being a respectful gentleman father.
Speaker 3: No he needs to put in my place though.
Speaker 1: No, no, we don't bother doing it.
Speaker 5: And I wonder if he's done it intentionally again, so I.
Speaker 1: Ask if he's done that a great dadding as.
Speaker 3: Well, trust me insane.
Speaker 1: My wife says that to me sometimes if I don't like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll accidentally shrink something, you know, which does
Speaker 1: happen quite a lot. So that he bothered to read
Speaker 1: those instructions. I think they just say half that stuff.
Speaker 1: They're in cahoots with a big dry cleaning business, you
Speaker 1: know when you see that only I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah for me, none, you're in cahoots together. This goes
Speaker 1: right to the top. And then she'll go, I prefer
Speaker 1: if you just didn't do any of it.
Speaker 3: Chris, It's just easy.
Speaker 1: I would just prefer if you don't do any of it,
Speaker 1: Chris Rio. What's if you? Small thing? Big right?
Speaker 4: My ones with my partner Will We were trying to
Speaker 4: pick what's for dinner and I go, hey, what do
Speaker 4: you want for dinner?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the worst thing about being grown up? Every day?
Speaker 4: Constant?
Speaker 1: Why do you fancy tonight? I don't know what do
Speaker 1: you fancy? I don't know what do you fancy?
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll suggest something.
Speaker 7: What would you spend the other night?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You pick, I'll say spag ball. And then he
Speaker 4: goes and I feel like, past, what do you want?
Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, you pick? And I just picked
Speaker 4: even one what I want?
Speaker 1: So what do you want?
Speaker 9: My good?
Speaker 2: Joy?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Text me? Then small thing, big rage? What's it for you?
Speaker 2: Christian? Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Actually, small thing, big rage for Ash is people that
Speaker 1: walk on the wrong side in shopping centers. The center
Speaker 1: needs rolls like the road left side, then the right
Speaker 1: hand side. You're right, Yes, it works same on escalators
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: I won't budge if someone's walking on the wrong side,
Speaker 4: I will not move to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like those NRL fans like
Speaker 1: running out of people, but I do it in a
Speaker 1: slow motion bush Christian, small thing, big rage. People who
Speaker 1: take up the entire footpath walking two or three are breast.
Speaker 1: They don't drop into a single file temporarily to let
Speaker 1: someone go in the opposite way. That drives me mad.
Speaker 3: Have a bit of courtesy, go single file as you.
Speaker 1: Pass, yes, Christian. What about your dad kids losing their
Speaker 1: mind when all of a sudden, with no prime warning,
Speaker 1: they don't want a particular food that you've made them
Speaker 1: for years. You prepare it, you know, takes an hour
Speaker 1: or so, and they go, I don't want that anymore, Santo,
Speaker 1: I feel you, Christian. Fellow trolley ragier, here, come on, bar,
Speaker 1: the cart knocks are uniting. Why can't people put the
Speaker 1: big trolley with the big trolleys and the little trolleys.
Speaker 1: With the little trolleys, there's something reassuring when you slot
Speaker 1: it back home. It's like trolley jenger.
Speaker 4: Yes, they have to tessel it otherwise.
Speaker 1: It's yes, Christian, my name is Christine. I'm letting you
Speaker 1: though that I've emailed you a birthday card.
Speaker 3: Oh that's clever.
Speaker 1: Oh no it's not. I don't lie those or like
Speaker 1: an E card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if that counts.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, Simon, Christian. I spend a lot of time
Speaker 1: on the road. Guys, would you like to know about
Speaker 1: Simon's backside? Okay? Cool, Christian. I spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time on the road so occasionally find the need to
Speaker 1: use public toilets. And everyone has the same issue. No
Speaker 1: matter how gentle you are, you only get two or
Speaker 1: three sheets before it rips, and then you have to
Speaker 1: spend ten minutes looking for the bloody end of the role.
Speaker 1: I do know what you mean. They're waifeer thing, aren't They?
Speaker 1: This half ply barely held together with any real action material.
Speaker 1: They're like the lightest of connection between the nuclons or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, the protons of it all. It's discossom thin.
Speaker 1: It's a dangerous game, Yes, it is. It's yeah, I
Speaker 1: get you, Simon, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: We agree, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast, Yes.
Speaker 1: And on a show we were taking you about to
Speaker 1: your teenage bedrooms and asking what the posters on the wall,
Speaker 1: and I got this message towards the end of it
Speaker 1: from Chantel Christian. We were never allowed to have posters
Speaker 1: or anything on our walls because the blue tackle sticky
Speaker 1: take might take the paint off. So thoughts today we
Speaker 1: do this? Not in this house. They're normally fatoirs and
Speaker 1: rulings handed down by mum, dad, but mainly mum. In
Speaker 1: my house it is mainly mum, so it would change
Speaker 1: from house to house. But I want to know what
Speaker 1: were you banned from in your house? Jen Christian, This
Speaker 1: isn't I've never heard this one. Jenn Evans wasn't allowed
Speaker 1: to sit on her bed because it would leave a
Speaker 1: bum imprint on the bedding and make it look messy.
Speaker 4: What where did you live?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, I also had to eat haesels with a spoon
Speaker 1: to get fingers. That's crazy. Were you raised by Hyacinth Bouquet?
Speaker 5: That's a ride a passage with cheesels, one on each fingerings.
Speaker 1: That's going to take some beating both of those, but
Speaker 1: had each heatels with a spoon, so I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: It's that finger taints the yellow orange finger taints. Jen.
Speaker 1: That not not being able to sit in your own
Speaker 1: bed because it might leave a bum in Britt who
Speaker 1: was inspecting the flipping bed you know, in prison. Nicar
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to watch Simpsons as a kid. Leslie wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to watch Gilligan's Island. We were told by our
Speaker 1: dad it was an insult to one's intelligence. However, he
Speaker 1: had no problem with us watching Benny Hilly Cassie. I
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to watch the movie Fatal Attraction, Danielle Cook.
Speaker 1: We weren't allowed red or green cordial in the house
Speaker 1: because Mum said it made kids hyper. Anything that brought
Speaker 1: on too much joy was bad. Anything that's going to
Speaker 1: make you just too much anything happy, Vicky. We weren't
Speaker 1: allowed anything green or any elephant figurines. Dad was very superstitious. Now,
Speaker 1: I thought, because I've been a Tailani, I thought, because
Speaker 1: I've got a little elephant figuring I bought in til
Speaker 1: But I haven't a lot of bad luck. The last
Speaker 1: twelve months.
Speaker 4: Is it my fault?
Speaker 1: Is it? I thought elephants were good luck.
Speaker 5: The trunks it has to be up. If the trunk's up,
Speaker 5: it's good luck. If the trunk's down.
Speaker 1: It's down.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, you've got to get.
Speaker 7: Rid of that.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, that's bad.
Speaker 1: Can I turn it upside down?
Speaker 3: No? No, trunk must be up.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 7: Based on oh you feng shuai or be?
Speaker 1: I thought it was if they were facing a certain
Speaker 1: way as well.
Speaker 5: The elephants maybe, but definitely the trunk is a big factor.
Speaker 1: Christian chris Well tomorrow said, we can win on the
Speaker 1: show My Unlucky Elephant Figurine who wants a curse on them?
Speaker 1: Birthday Show? Patsy, what's it for you? It's anything you
Speaker 1: as a mum. Now, it's anything you've banned in your house.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there is a choice. Slime. No, it is slime.
Speaker 3: Because we persisted.
Speaker 5: She went through a big stage probably at about i'd
Speaker 5: say from eight to ten, where it was all about
Speaker 5: the slime and she'd have glitter in the slime.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and you were like judging that mum. That
Speaker 1: makes a kiddy cheeses with a spoon that's you bats.
Speaker 5: No, well, it got on the carpet and it's still
Speaker 5: in the carpet, and the carpet was new at the time,
Speaker 5: so you just can't get.
Speaker 1: It out in this house.
Speaker 3: In this house, if you want to do the slime,
Speaker 3: you've got to go in the back.
Speaker 1: You're going to get on the carpets over the next
Speaker 1: couple of years. I can't believe it. I see my
Speaker 1: kids stored and it tries me nuts. Is there start
Speaker 1: doing their now varnish and they put the open the
Speaker 1: little bottle with the lid off and just on the carpet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the carpet is not not a smooth surface. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, please don't actually approach it
Speaker 1: like it's like it's a grenade. I'm like, state, don't
Speaker 1: even move, don't even move. I'll get to it and
Speaker 1: just take that away for you, miss.
Speaker 7: Eat, thank you, not that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know that. We love that. Seventeen Shampa,
Speaker 1: you know three? What was this it for you? What
Speaker 1: was banned in your house?
Speaker 4: We were not allowed to have any video games in
Speaker 4: the house. There was a fatwah on all videos.
Speaker 1: See I think that's a good one.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, then I'd go over to like other
Speaker 4: kids's house and I wouldn't be able to play any
Speaker 4: video games because I was useless. The only ones we
Speaker 4: were allowed were Mario Touch Typing Squad compun To Touch Time,
Speaker 4: and another game called Leonardo the Inventor, which was a
Speaker 4: historical game. You would about the various historical inventions.
Speaker 1: That the boys are all pining back to yours for
Speaker 1: that one after school? All right, so not in my house?
Speaker 1: What was banned in your house growing up?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show. Not in my house?
Speaker 1: Or were you denied? What was not allowed in your
Speaker 1: house when you were growing up? You can text me
Speaker 1: four seventy five three one oh four three At the moment.
Speaker 1: Our favorite one is young Jen Evans. Two parts of
Speaker 1: this wasn't now to sit in their own bed because
Speaker 1: it would leave a bum imbrint in the bedding. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of such a thing. God, and look messy
Speaker 1: teenage bedroom is a mental look messy she was. Also
Speaker 1: she actually eat cheesels with a spoon so she didn't
Speaker 1: get that finger taps. Some of these are incredible Nicole
Speaker 1: Christian We weren't allowed to stir our Neapolitan ice cream
Speaker 1: because our parents denied the sound of the scraping of
Speaker 1: the spoon and the bowls that monks obviously signs at
Speaker 1: all time in the Zen house, Santo, as soon as
Speaker 1: my mum finished washing the dishes and sink after dinner,
Speaker 1: we were not allowed to use any gosses or cutlery
Speaker 1: for the rest of the night. I'm done for the day.
Speaker 1: I kind of get it, Santo, Damien. We weren't allowed
Speaker 1: inside the house during daylight hours on the weekend. What
Speaker 1: I hope we know what Mama dad brought.
Speaker 4: Making some more damiens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to be
Speaker 1: there during the day. Christian, we weren't allowed to McDonald's
Speaker 1: Sunds from Ash Christian. We had a man that came
Speaker 1: round in a van full of crates of soda. Everyone
Speaker 1: on our street bought these bottles every week, but we
Speaker 1: were never allowed. All we could hear was the clinking
Speaker 1: of the Joys bottles, but they were never delivered for us.
Speaker 1: That is, I remember that this person just messaged to
Speaker 1: get about a couple of minutes later, go, I'm just
Speaker 1: halfway chucking my first can of coke of the day.
Speaker 1: The pendulum has gone too farly the way. Now I
Speaker 1: know you can do it now. We had soft drinks
Speaker 1: stored in the little bar fridge, but we are never
Speaker 1: allowed to drink them because they were only for special occasions.
Speaker 1: Then when we finally had a special occasion, we weren't
Speaker 1: allowed to drink them because they were for the adults.
Speaker 1: She remember, just as a kid growing up that actually
Speaker 1: would'ticot how much referential treatment was given the adults. Yes, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's the adults from in there. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: those glasses are for the adults. No, that's the good China,
Speaker 1: that's the adults for them. Now the kids have they're
Speaker 1: entireed just to break anything of yours. A couple of
Speaker 1: week schools looking for I've got this rare limited edition
Speaker 1: Lead Zep T shirt right and I was looking for
Speaker 1: it and I couldn't find it. Was I know I
Speaker 1: haven't lost that I put in our family group chat.
Speaker 1: None of you have seen my led Zeppelin T shirt,
Speaker 1: one of my daughters said when she popped back home
Speaker 1: brief the other day, she went into my wardrobe.
Speaker 4: And chock it.
Speaker 1: Is a violation do not have any rights, No, none.
Speaker 2: But Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: It is like this city is volcanic ash. You Iceland
Speaker 1: had that volcano cloud over for like a couple of months.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is so gray all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was a when almost all an autumnal, beautiful clear day,
Speaker 1: literally in twenty five ms. Now you can barely see
Speaker 1: in front of your hand, in front of your face.
Speaker 1: It's so bleak out there. All right, So on today's show, then, producer, real,
Speaker 1: what happened to these genes you got from Korea?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I bought these beautiful new Korean jeans, but they
Speaker 4: were an ambitious thirty two, so I reckon I'm more
Speaker 4: of a thirty three thirty four. But I thought I
Speaker 4: would squeeze sort of back into them when I got
Speaker 4: back from Korea. Sadly, the opposite has happened. I've expanded
Speaker 4: in the waist and they literally flung off the buttons.
Speaker 4: It was like I flew off as I was getting
Speaker 4: ready for work. So I've had to make a late
Speaker 4: pants switch, and I've been very humbled by development.
Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your stories and about wardrobe
Speaker 1: malfunctions on thirteen fifty five twenty two. There is never
Speaker 1: ever a good time for something to split, tear or rip.
Speaker 1: I remember years ago this security guard that worked one
Speaker 1: of London's maximum security guards and he was on a
Speaker 1: wing where it was lifers and he was getting in
Speaker 1: a tussle with one of the inmates and they went
Speaker 1: to the ground and he said, the prison guard uniforms
Speaker 1: are very tight. Suddenly he's like, he's grappling with an
Speaker 1: actual killer, and he said, they they go to look
Speaker 1: ground and all of a sudden hear this and it's
Speaker 1: his backside. It's his backside has actually and he said,
Speaker 1: the inmate and him just because they just start laughing.
Speaker 1: It actually de escalated the situation. He's like, please, can
Speaker 1: you go back in your cell? Split my pants? He's
Speaker 1: not very sorry about that.
Speaker 4: That is awesome.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're looking for your story. So splits, rips,
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Speaker 1: Old radio station in UK. It was a big national
Speaker 1: radio station, and so we had these new owners and
Speaker 1: they were from India. They owned the Times of Indian.
Speaker 1: They were like billionaires and obviously they've been sold some
Speaker 1: magic beans by someone in England promising them unknown history
Speaker 1: should have looked at history, the never trusted Englishman anyway.
Speaker 1: So they were coming in for the first time to
Speaker 1: meet everyone at the radio station, and the chief executive said,
Speaker 1: would you get up and come to the boardroom of presentations,
Speaker 1: say a few words about your show and why you
Speaker 1: do radio, and why you're excited about our new owners,
Speaker 1: the Indians, And he said they're here reception. I went, yeah,
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Speaker 1: go to toilet. You know, when you're stretched and you're rushing,
Speaker 1: it's almost like you're you're just creating your own danger
Speaker 1: and mischief. I yanked my flyesip too hard, just too
Speaker 1: much gusto, and the whole thing came away, just came away.
Speaker 1: I mean it was lucky. There wasn't that there's something
Speaker 1: about Mary. It just came it just came away. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, there's now there's no there's
Speaker 1: no door in the front of the cage, and the
Speaker 1: Indians are here, and they would take a too in
Speaker 1: view of this and this this guy getting up there
Speaker 1: going wherever he is, Fire him if he thinks that's
Speaker 1: et cetera. It's not the way we do business back home.
Speaker 4: Those are not the magic beans. They wanted to Seeiny,
Speaker 4: I need to.
Speaker 1: They're here, I need to, So I go into We
Speaker 1: had like a where all the stationary was, and I
Speaker 1: was saying this, I couldn't find any cello tate bring
Speaker 1: it that even that would look worse just criss crossing,
Speaker 1: said that it just it would just look I was
Speaker 1: demented or anyway. The only thing I could find was
Speaker 1: a stapler, So I grabbed a bunch and just staypled
Speaker 1: it all shut. I go and chat to them and
Speaker 1: I sit down. Then my chief exept goes, are any questions,
Speaker 1: and the new your owner of this red station, just goes,
Speaker 1: why have you got your fly stapled? Hut? Please don't think.
Speaker 1: Don't let that be the only thing you remember for
Speaker 1: my ten minute speech. But why I love doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, just before we go on, I just remembered
Speaker 4: when I first started in twenty nineteen. One of the
Speaker 4: first shows I came in. You were wearing an electrical
Speaker 4: cord as your belt.
Speaker 1: Cat this is the guy. Yes, you've got like I
Speaker 1: have history here. Now that's my story. I'm sticking to it.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's go to Carmel. Now, Good morning Carmel.
Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. How are we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good. Welcome to show. So you've got to
Speaker 1: steal about spit, ripple tear and your clothing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, don't you love it when you're up in the
Speaker 8: doorch shirt? You nowhere, nice warm, snug, tight top and
Speaker 8: jee But I'm torturing there was a couple of dumb doms.
Speaker 8: Sure enough, we're digging away. I'm thinking, oh, why is
Speaker 8: it got really really drafting? And my bum enough major
Speaker 8: tir right, only all these four bloks standing around my
Speaker 8: there bum my emparissment, breathing up the top, rip and
Speaker 8: jump her off and I'm sure my too typical warm.
Speaker 1: A lot happening here. The mystery those four guys out
Speaker 1: on the I haven't got any questions. Actually, case dismissed
Speaker 1: Rio did warming? Who went? I got someone here? Rough
Speaker 1: as anyway? Who we have here? Carlo? Yes, Carlo.
Speaker 10: Yes, hi, Christian, this happened about ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened, Carlo?
Speaker 10: Oh well, I went to le for my parents' fiftieth
Speaker 10: when anniversary and with my young family, and I took
Speaker 10: with me a nice leanen summer suit, beautiful and putting
Speaker 10: it on in the morning, just ready to go running
Speaker 10: a bit late and rushing went down to fix up
Speaker 10: my daughter's shoelaces and wrapped right in the middle of
Speaker 10: my paints. There was a rapture, and my sister, trying
Speaker 10: to help, gave me a bunch of safety pins, and
Speaker 10: I walked around the whole day with safety pins my crutch.
Speaker 1: Okay, like could kind of nappy for sumo linen. You
Speaker 1: actually probably did, like some new stylish things, some sort
Speaker 1: of two page of wolk chier breaking fashion.
Speaker 10: I don't know about that, but it wasn't comfortable, that's
Speaker 10: for sure.
Speaker 1: Bet Carlo, thank you very much. You give us a call.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, you two.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'll ask you stories clothing malfunctions, rips and tears.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Haley. This comes in from Hailey Melder. Christian.
Speaker 1: I was heading out to local shops I grabbed my
Speaker 1: good pair of trackies. How we only only in Australia
Speaker 1: they have wait for a good pair of trackies, the
Speaker 1: posh ones, you know, for weddings and days in court.
Speaker 1: I grabbed my good pair of trackies out fresh from
Speaker 1: the dry and hurriedly put them on whilt. They were
Speaker 1: toasty warm, pulled on my shoes and off her wing.
Speaker 1: When I was in coals and the cold cheese, I
Speaker 1: really I was unnaturally cold around my lower half. I
Speaker 1: looked down. Eventually tomorrow I discovered my dog had chewed
Speaker 1: the crutch out of my pants front to back. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: oh my god, all around the old dan and on rangers.
Speaker 1: How very unfortunate. Hayy, that is tough, Christian at my wedding.
Speaker 1: This is from Alexis. The photographer squatted down to take
Speaker 1: the obligatory shot of the bridesmaids, only to stop dead
Speaker 1: and go bright red. He had split his pants front
Speaker 1: to back. You've got to take a knee. You're taking
Speaker 1: a knee, an't you? His wife? His wife? Poor guy, guy,
Speaker 1: We get the photos, won't you?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: Christian? Way brother? Was that I function wearing a brand
Speaker 1: new soup after a belly full of beer. Who is
Speaker 1: walking to get some macas? Again, classy behavior. He needed
Speaker 1: to go bad. He saw a construction site with a portloo.
Speaker 1: He climbed the fence and completely ripped his pants to
Speaker 1: pieces of but he made it a toilet for you,
Speaker 1: thank god. Mission and then had to walk to the
Speaker 1: cab rank to go home with no pants on. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that lucky customer. Yeah. In fact, I'm retiring. It's my
Speaker 1: last one. Lauren's on the line. Good morning, Lauren, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. Here you going.
Speaker 1: I'm good Laura. Haven't you having a good morning now?
Speaker 6: Lauren?
Speaker 1: What's your story? Oh?
Speaker 11: It was about ten years ago and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 11: It was a ripper and it was a wedding. We
Speaker 11: it was my husband's friend's wedding and they I don't
Speaker 11: know what it is, but it's something about the song
Speaker 11: from Top Gun that loving feelings.
Speaker 3: We all know, the one yeah sing without something in men.
Speaker 11: I don't know what it is, but when it comes on,
Speaker 11: they all get together on the dance floor, as many
Speaker 11: men would know, after a few beers and their arm
Speaker 11: in arm singing and dancing to this song.
Speaker 10: And there was one.
Speaker 11: Gentleman in particular that was extremely enthusiastic and was in
Speaker 11: full character and was holding the pretend microphone, jumping up
Speaker 11: on you know, the stage and then back down again,
Speaker 11: and then right at the end of the song, went
Speaker 11: into the middle of the circle with a full like
Speaker 11: slide on his knees into the sensered his pants.
Speaker 1: We didn't see. Marv did not do that. Unfortunately for
Speaker 1: a lot of women and men, Mav did not do that.
Speaker 11: We were all in shock and horror and laughing and crying.
Speaker 1: It's finish. He should have bowed. It's meant to happen,
Speaker 1: perhaps is not for weeks.
Speaker 11: And he calmly just got himself up, walked off the
Speaker 11: dance floor that single word anybody just exited the building
Speaker 11: and never incorrect incorrect. He actually we found out later
Speaker 11: he called his mom.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: My fancy is split.
Speaker 11: Call mom, he said, mom, my suit's ripped. You need
Speaker 11: to take me back to the high end suit shop,
Speaker 11: which was down the road. It was an afternoon wedding,
Speaker 11: they were open. He went to the suit shop, got
Speaker 11: fitted out with a new suit, and returned back to
Speaker 11: the wedding.
Speaker 10: Back on the dance floor.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Seconds for the show Today's it was starting a trend.
Speaker 1: Now is that is good behavior? Just like it never happened. Lauren,
Speaker 1: thank you very much your story about have a good day,
Speaker 1: thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 2: Thanks thanks the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Just receive the message from my wife. Whenever my wife
Speaker 1: comes across someone who listens to the show, she thinks
Speaker 1: there's some like she's discovered some rare exotic species. She
Speaker 1: just go I've just been chatting to someone who and
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Speaker 1: Three exclamation marks, like none of this adds up what
Speaker 1: you actually it is working well. I listened to this
Speaker 1: Christian my ripped hair and split story about thirty years
Speaker 1: ago when I was fifteen, I saved up for two
Speaker 1: months to buy myself a cool Adidas jacket like the
Speaker 1: Gallagher brothers used to have. I had waited for months.
Speaker 1: As soon as I had it on, I walked to
Speaker 1: the train station to go out in the town with
Speaker 1: my friend to walk past the bob wife fence, ripped
Speaker 1: open the front panel of my jacket. No, and burst
Speaker 1: into tears. Yeah you will all been there, We've all
Speaker 1: in there, that is, And do you remember when you
Speaker 1: saved up for something as a teenager. It really meant
Speaker 1: so much to it. Really, you were invested, you had
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