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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show, real, thank you.
Speaker 6: Good to be back.
Speaker 2: Because commercial radio in this country is crazy. Several people
Speaker 2: thought that you've been fired. Oh, I swear to god.
Speaker 1: How bad were my first three weeks? I know just
Speaker 1: he's been fired.
Speaker 2: He's of sick and obviously now I understand everything in
Speaker 2: life is his perception, isn't it? And commercial radio, if
Speaker 2: someone's missing for more than two three shows on breakfast Radio,
Speaker 2: they've been fired. I had to apply to three miles
Speaker 2: and he hasn't been fired.
Speaker 1: Why would I start the go that's it, gub Yeah,
Speaker 1: give me fifteen shows and you're done.
Speaker 6: I can turn it around after the EPL.
Speaker 2: They're firing coaches, Willy nilly. Fifteen shows. I went the
Speaker 2: Man's Hell in an Airbnb?
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, okay, that old classic.
Speaker 2: He's in an airbnb? Yeah, okay, So how are you.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty good. I was out last week with this
Speaker 5: my throat. I literally couldn't speak all of last week.
Speaker 1: And no problem with the old radio show as well.
Speaker 6: Crucial part of all the.
Speaker 1: Elements to come down with.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, are you sure you weren't actually poisoned by
Speaker 2: producer Caitlyn?
Speaker 1: Because so last week we did the show.
Speaker 2: We're all in Sydney and Rio, producer Kaitlyn and Josh
Speaker 2: and the show were all crammed into an airbnb together
Speaker 2: and the you did Monday show and then you became
Speaker 2: very ill. How on the Tuesday I started the show.
Speaker 2: Didn't realize that old mate, that Caitlyn just was going
Speaker 2: to take your spot.
Speaker 1: We'd had no conversation.
Speaker 2: Actually even he asked, and I was chatting to corner
Speaker 2: and suddenly I heard this squeaky sort of child game
Speaker 2: and Katelyn was in the corner. I didn't know she
Speaker 2: was still in the studio. I actually think she she
Speaker 2: hit stuck in there. Once he starts the show, I'll
Speaker 2: just pop up and start doing it.
Speaker 6: That's what he'll like.
Speaker 2: It's it's a mess, it's a firework and just fizzles
Speaker 2: and ideas and tangents. He won't even notice as in
Speaker 2: the Voice and his studio. I think she poisoned you,
Speaker 2: because then you weren't on the rest of the week.
Speaker 2: I've never seen her so happy, bouncing in every day.
Speaker 5: That is a very very interesting theory. Were in the
Speaker 5: same airbnb. She took the good room as well. She
Speaker 5: took it on sweet. I was sick the whole week.
Speaker 5: At no point did she offer me to have a
Speaker 5: recovery bedroom in the lovely king bed on Sweet room.
Speaker 6: I was sucked stranded on the lounge room floor the
Speaker 6: whole week.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse than being ill when you're away from home
Speaker 2: with co workers. But now that's a new subsection film coworkers.
Speaker 2: Then why were you forced to sleep on the floor.
Speaker 6: Well, because it was only a half finished airbnb.
Speaker 1: Half finished.
Speaker 5: So Josh, the other producer, was in one bedroom. It
Speaker 5: was a perfectly fine bedroom with the air conditioning. Caitlyn
Speaker 5: was in the beautiful palatial suite, and then I was
Speaker 5: in a cupboard where I couldn't even fit my suitcase.
Speaker 5: It was so small. It had room for this double bed.
Speaker 5: I couldn't fit my suitcase, and it.
Speaker 6: Had no air corn and it was stinking hot in
Speaker 6: Sydney or so.
Speaker 2: The boss called me off the show Friday to reassure
Speaker 2: me that you guys have been exaggerating on air about
Speaker 2: the state of the Benny, and it was a luxury
Speaker 2: one well for.
Speaker 6: Two rooms, yes, but the third room didn't.
Speaker 1: Exist because for your suitcase, I couldn't fitit.
Speaker 6: My suitcase was in the hallway because I couldn't fit
Speaker 6: it in.
Speaker 1: The room your primetime real, that's what you'd think. What
Speaker 1: about the old backroom staff? Can't we having picked the rooms?
Speaker 5: I know, and so I literally, in order just to
Speaker 5: get some sleep, I had to drag my mattress down
Speaker 5: the stairs and plunk it in the lounge room.
Speaker 2: That's the only Let me just chatting about your so
Speaker 2: called friend Caitlin. Thursday night, we're out for dinner. Meet
Speaker 2: Caitlyn and Josh. They're both moaning that you'd gone home.
Speaker 2: We sent you home Thursday because you obviously won't get
Speaker 2: any better that moaning though, despite your ill fevered state,
Speaker 2: you hadn't managed to drag your mattress back. And I
Speaker 2: could not believe it. I could not believe one word
Speaker 2: for this. Weasels.
Speaker 5: I was so feeble and weak that I could bare
Speaker 5: you won't believe this.
Speaker 2: He didn't even put his mattress back. I went, you
Speaker 2: mean the ill guy couldn't drag a mattress. You guys
Speaker 2: can do that.
Speaker 1: There's two of you to do that. That is wow,
Speaker 1: desicate him, still smiling from last week. Best week ever.
Speaker 3: It was very late. We were very tired from doing
Speaker 3: extra jobs during the week.
Speaker 1: Because I was on that Thursday.
Speaker 2: You seem to be drinking okay, and you've done a
Speaker 2: long lunch with an auntie.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, extra duties, extra duties, you told me to your face.
Speaker 1: I love coming to see and I can catch up
Speaker 1: with the friends and relatives.
Speaker 3: I did have a lovely lunch with my auntie only
Speaker 3: weeks ahead of my wedding, which I put.
Speaker 1: Time as well catch up at the wedding.
Speaker 2: Then, if it's only weeks away for so busy and overworked,
Speaker 2: we'll get hurt to help with the mattress.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And then when we went for dinner with you, I
Speaker 3: just went to the toilet at some stage, and when
Speaker 3: i'd come back there was a new wine there.
Speaker 7: Because oh, come on, yeah, all right, that old plastic
Speaker 7: open that one.
Speaker 1: I will call you can't leave if.
Speaker 6: You're ever at dinner with Christian. You can't leave together.
Speaker 2: The only way you're leaving is if you go through
Speaker 2: the door. If you go to toilet, there'd be another drink.
Speaker 2: That's an act of kindness. Sorry for being kind. Okay,
Speaker 2: sorry for being kind. Anyway, back to you two. So
Speaker 2: why was Rio just in that little cell?
Speaker 3: I actually helped him pull the bed down.
Speaker 1: But are you mother Teresa of Radio the Mowan minders
Speaker 1: back when he wouldn't put it back.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that ill guys had to go home,
Speaker 2: couldn't drag a mattress house.
Speaker 3: The reason that he was in the other bedroom was
Speaker 3: this was pre illness.
Speaker 1: We did not know you can't adjusted, and we thought, well.
Speaker 3: We may as well just pop him downstairs in the
Speaker 3: lounge room where he can have all the space and
Speaker 3: the air conn in the world while he's sick, and
Speaker 3: we will go and sit in our room. So that's
Speaker 3: the thought process behind it all.
Speaker 5: But my face when I was sleeping, my face was
Speaker 5: inches from the dirty ground for the entire week, which
Speaker 5: I don't think they normally recommend, like hospital beds are
Speaker 5: normally fairly elevated from.
Speaker 2: I'll say one last thing, also at this Thursday, I dinner.
Speaker 2: I was showing a photo of you and Katie goes,
Speaker 2: look how grumpy he is. A kill joy. It was
Speaker 2: a real killed joy that week Christian Anyway Show twenty,
Speaker 2: everything's going really well here, it's all going really well.
Speaker 1: On passes.
Speaker 2: Just run into a studio to say, she can't hear
Speaker 2: us at all at the moment. Can't hear us Show twenty.
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Speaker 2: I've been a fantastic weekend. Good morning to listener, Paul, Christian.
Speaker 2: Would you like some handmade green tomato reddish?
Speaker 1: Paul?
Speaker 2: And for any of you, if you ever have any
Speaker 2: homemade reddish, it's always a yes from me. I love reddishes.
Speaker 2: What do you put it on cheese? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's so good. Any realish on a cheese. When my
Speaker 2: WiFi got pregnant with our first daughter, she became addicted
Speaker 2: to this thing called I'm not making this up. It's
Speaker 2: very popular in England, fierce and peppery fowl reddish called
Speaker 2: gentleman's reddish. No no, So that's what got you in
Speaker 2: this state in the first time. It's an anchovy paste.
Speaker 2: Who would an anchovy paste? Imagine Ancho's been in ground
Speaker 2: down into paste.
Speaker 1: Woman. No one needs that's that's fair.
Speaker 2: But when women become pregnant, they have cravings. Their body
Speaker 2: knows what it wants. She would be every day I
Speaker 2: come home for work and she'd be her poor would
Speaker 2: be in this.
Speaker 1: A spoon was never enough. And I look at her, Oh, God, God,
Speaker 1: get a spoon. Woman.
Speaker 6: Don't judge.
Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like.
Speaker 2: And I say, hey, whatever you need that that a
Speaker 2: she is based Patsy, did you go through any cravings
Speaker 2: when you were pregnant with Audie?
Speaker 8: I had the strangest craving cravings. Actually, I wanted fruit.
Speaker 8: I just couldn't get.
Speaker 1: Enough for a strange one for you.
Speaker 6: But I love my fruit.
Speaker 1: But I wanted vegetables and greenery. It was the darndest thing.
Speaker 8: It wasn't so much what I had, but it was
Speaker 8: the amount. I remember once I ate like an entire watermelon.
Speaker 2: Were off the Racers on Show twenty and that was whole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the supermarket aisle, charge you find it. She just
Speaker 2: unhinges her jaw like a python.
Speaker 8: No, like the love God cut me up a bit,
Speaker 8: And I said, oh, that's really lovely I'll have some more,
Speaker 8: and then before I knew what I eaten the whole
Speaker 8: thing and it was just like breaking potassium.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 8: But it's funny your body does tell you what you need.
Speaker 8: Like with Sarah, it was probably maybe she needed the
Speaker 8: salt in her die.
Speaker 1: There was plenty in that anchovy pace.
Speaker 8: I've got a girlfriend who had this hankering to chew
Speaker 8: rubber and so around her house, and she moved only recently.
Speaker 8: She found all these bits of She would go into
Speaker 8: like a co shop. No, I'm serious, fact.
Speaker 2: You're behind the counter of photo of you. You're not
Speaker 2: allowed in. You cannot chew the tires it.
Speaker 8: She would buy a bicycle tire.
Speaker 6: She would cut it up and she.
Speaker 8: No, I'm serious, deadly serious, and she'd put it up
Speaker 8: under her lip and just chew on it and get
Speaker 8: the juice from it.
Speaker 2: Bizing are getting some sort of nectar from it.
Speaker 6: Like chewing tobacco.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she just couldn't stop it, and it was just
Speaker 8: the most bizarre situation.
Speaker 1: And now repeat that again.
Speaker 2: She'd go into Repco and buy a bicycle type, cut
Speaker 2: it up like one would do some some junks of
Speaker 2: cheese inch.
Speaker 8: Long pieces, and then she just hide them around the house,
Speaker 8: and recently they moved and they're up the top of
Speaker 8: window sills. They were like hidden in drawhywhere it was bizarre.
Speaker 8: And now his son is he's just started his apprenticeship
Speaker 8: and now he's a mechanic.
Speaker 2: Something that were showing that I didn't know.
Speaker 6: That's how it works.
Speaker 1: So whatever you choose, what a story, that's biza.
Speaker 8: There is a name for it. I think there's a
Speaker 8: name for it. When you've got like that weird desire
Speaker 8: for certain things, like that's not even a food stuff.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: We should find out other cravings that women went through
Speaker 2: when you were pregnant.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 2: Now I found out about the existence of something on
Speaker 2: Saturday when I went around to see some friends.
Speaker 1: Called a muffin halo.
Speaker 2: Now, without going to Google, does anyone on the team
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: A muffin halo is? Or want to have a radio
Speaker 1: friendly guess?
Speaker 6: Is it? Is it naughty?
Speaker 1: Or is it no?
Speaker 6: Okay? Is it the top of a muffin, a muffin top.
Speaker 1: No, that comes over the side of the paper.
Speaker 8: No, it's got nothing to do with food.
Speaker 1: I suspect nothing to do with food. You're correct, But.
Speaker 8: I don't know what because we refer to a muffin top,
Speaker 8: don't we We're now middle kind of mid rift in
Speaker 8: middle life, kind of hangs over the jeans. Ye is
Speaker 8: that what it is?
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't know. Does anyone know what a
Speaker 2: muffin halo is? One of you might be using it
Speaker 2: right now.
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Speaker 2: I found out over the weekend of the existence of
Speaker 2: something called a muffin halo. Now on the team knows
Speaker 2: what it is. Christian isn't a hemorrhoid cushion, Andrew it isn't.
Speaker 1: But that's a good.
Speaker 2: Guest, really good, because actually halo is a nice way
Speaker 2: to phrase some kind of ring device of comfort, and
Speaker 2: what's more comfortable than a muffin I went to his
Speaker 2: friend and their dog sadly is deaf fan blind.
Speaker 1: I know, so it has.
Speaker 2: I went around and I saw that it had a
Speaker 2: metal circlear ring around its head, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what is that? And my friend goes, that's a muffin halo.
Speaker 2: It's a metal ring to stop it banging into things
Speaker 2: because otherwise he keeps smushing its face because it's blind
Speaker 2: and deaf.
Speaker 1: This poor dog that'd.
Speaker 6: Be handy when you need to go to the lou
Speaker 6: at night. I find myself here walking into.
Speaker 2: Don't save that for the canines. Why are we having
Speaker 2: that or drunks having them?
Speaker 1: You're knocking over stuff and.
Speaker 2: You know, getting out that pin pint of water before
Speaker 2: you go to beds, having the bedside table, thinking that's
Speaker 2: going to sort you out. We need a muffin pubs
Speaker 2: should have that. I never knew about the existence of
Speaker 2: a muffin halo.
Speaker 5: I've never I've never encountered a blind and deaf dog
Speaker 5: though as well.
Speaker 2: No no, And I said that poor old dog, sheas no, no,
Speaker 2: he's he's other than that, he's got a great, great
Speaker 2: bill of health. I went, other than that, what's he
Speaker 2: doing with those other bits that are working?
Speaker 1: One thousand percent? There? This poor dog looks so peed off.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be well, he doesn't know about the muff
Speaker 2: and halo because obviously he's blind and deafn't even see it,
Speaker 2: so he couldn't even hear us talking about him, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, and just seeing him sort of move around
Speaker 2: and stuff like this ring round.
Speaker 8: So they wouldn't be able to move anything in the house,
Speaker 8: would they, Because he'd bang into it, because he would,
Speaker 8: he would.
Speaker 1: He's got his metal He's got his metal muffin halo.
Speaker 8: How is it connected? Is it on the collar? How
Speaker 8: do they put it on him?
Speaker 2: He's got a collar and then sort of a couple
Speaker 2: of rods come up and then like a kind of lampshade,
Speaker 2: you know the thing you put the lamp shade on.
Speaker 1: He's got that inverted right.
Speaker 6: Well, hey, technology, I know what they can do.
Speaker 2: Science. It's going so quickly. And I said, how much
Speaker 2: is someone like that? One hundred and twenty dollars or
Speaker 2: twenty two dollars on Facebook marketplace? You get anything, even
Speaker 2: a muffin hano on Facebook Marketplace.
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Speaker 2: On today's show, Strange street Names of Australia. This country
Speaker 2: has more insane street names than any other country, and
Speaker 2: some that aren't even just rude are obscene, more than
Speaker 2: any other country in the world. In Perth, there's a
Speaker 2: road called useless Loop Road.
Speaker 1: But at least they're saying what it is? Own it?
Speaker 2: What if we own this terrible road, the useless loop Road.
Speaker 2: But right now, let's go to the Winter Games. And
Speaker 2: before the Winter Games, we weren't sure how Australia was
Speaker 2: going to do.
Speaker 1: By my word, Australia. Australia is doing so well.
Speaker 2: We're killing for a country where there isn't an abundance
Speaker 2: of snow, you know, obviously like Norway Sweden crushing it
Speaker 2: of course you've got mountains and snow once game.
Speaker 6: Well, I saw us training.
Speaker 5: I saw the Australian Olympic team training for the aerials
Speaker 5: and they're doing it into this dirty pond because we
Speaker 5: don't even have snow.
Speaker 1: I saw that as all. They were doing it in mud,
Speaker 1: into a.
Speaker 2: Dam, into a You gotta love of that. But we're
Speaker 2: doing really well at it. So a big weekend out
Speaker 2: to Milan Cortana.
Speaker 9: We're absolutely smashing it. I love how Australians we just
Speaker 9: have a go, even at things we don't really have,
Speaker 9: like snow and skiing and bob slaying and what what yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm also, what's the monobob, by the way
Speaker 2: herding the sports needs today?
Speaker 1: The monobob. Monobob is Bob sleigh for one person.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just Bob, just one bob cruel. He's done
Speaker 2: a monobob. Oh my god, he got caught in the
Speaker 2: office doing that.
Speaker 1: I did have to google that earlier.
Speaker 9: It's one person, Bob Slay. There you go, so not
Speaker 9: even with three other people, which is nice. But we're
Speaker 9: doing so well, you can't believe this. We are eleventh
Speaker 9: on the medal tally. We're not far off the top ten.
Speaker 9: We could win another medal. And Alie Hickman, she's sixteen
Speaker 9: years old slope style sixteen snowboard at the second youngest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the squad.
Speaker 9: She's going to be going down I think tomorrow or Tuesday, tomorrow,
Speaker 9: So we could have another medal. We could be the
Speaker 9: likes of Japan, Switzerland, Austria.
Speaker 1: Japan would be incredible. Them in the middle. Yeah, so Norway.
Speaker 2: So where are the big wins come from the last
Speaker 2: couple of days, then where where medals come from?
Speaker 9: We had Cooper Woods won gold now speaking incredible. I'm
Speaker 9: not really knowing snow being anywhere near it. He's from Marimbula,
Speaker 9: that's on the south coast. That's incredible. Matt Graham he
Speaker 9: won bronze overnight and the duel dual moguls. He's from Bondai,
Speaker 9: not much.
Speaker 2: Not Bonda, I reckon you should have if you're from
Speaker 2: a Southern Hemisphere country.
Speaker 1: You should have upweighted medals. You win one gold, it
Speaker 1: should be equivalent to three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm serious that Brazil won their first ever winter medal.
Speaker 2: They have got a bronze, first time the country's history.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's Brazil, amazing, it's incredible they've got one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well done Brazil. And you know who we're beating
Speaker 1: in the middle, Tally, don't you great Britain. Listen, it's
Speaker 1: called the bright solid dog.
Speaker 2: Let me go, let me just reduce my documentation and
Speaker 2: my Australian.
Speaker 1: You know, can I play that card right now?
Speaker 9: No, TEGBA, They've only just scraped and they've got three bronzers.
Speaker 1: A lot of show, not a lot of snow in
Speaker 1: the UK sleets.
Speaker 2: I mean, actually, you know we need the UK the
Speaker 2: Autumn Olympics. That's what we need, the Autumn Games. At
Speaker 2: the start petition right now for the Autumn Games. Now
Speaker 2: that we would clean up there, anything involving drizzle, mud
Speaker 2: and leaves, the UK would smash it. The synchronized leaf blowing. Now,
Speaker 2: those are the two other crazy stories. Has anyone seen
Speaker 2: the f bombs that were dropped on the ice during
Speaker 2: the final of the men's curling.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, the Swedes and the Canadians.
Speaker 2: So the defending champs. The Swedes accused the Canadians of cheating.
Speaker 2: One particular player, second time he's been accused by the
Speaker 2: Swedes of cheating. They accused him of finger nudging the stuff. Actually,
Speaker 2: when you release, you've got to let it go. But
Speaker 2: there's saying an old Canadian, Mark Kennedy, gave her a
Speaker 2: little cheeky with his finger finger pointing it's called and
Speaker 2: that has dastardly. So they squared up on the ice
Speaker 2: live broadcast and the Canadian goes doesn't wan to stick
Speaker 2: it like.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. The Canadians knew the F box.
Speaker 6: I know, curling gone.
Speaker 1: So heated Trump wants to invade. They're not the country
Speaker 1: he thought there were.
Speaker 2: There are a load of curling cheats and I'll show
Speaker 2: you the video video of you cheating made.
Speaker 1: It was like the f you do.
Speaker 2: So it's like the new heated rivals. These two guys
Speaker 2: going at each other on the ice doors, behind the doors,
Speaker 2: best of friends, and they're pretty laid back countries too. Sweden, yes,
Speaker 2: I know, but not when it comes to releasing that stone.
Speaker 2: Fairly curling. Who knew it was so drumatic. I love
Speaker 2: watching the curling. It's crazy to watch it, isn't it?
Speaker 2: That broom and then they have to stop, and then
Speaker 2: some other guy comes in and does a bit more
Speaker 2: buffing as well. The other thing I was blown out
Speaker 2: is about reading about these two in the French biathlete team.
Speaker 1: These two well teammates. So teammate A in the A.
Speaker 2: This lady she got accused of credit card fraud against
Speaker 2: a teammate. She got suspended prison sentence. She got found guilty.
Speaker 2: This is last year in October, two thousand dollars defrauding
Speaker 2: her teammates and the French team.
Speaker 1: Such a French.
Speaker 2: Cronis buying clothes with her teammates credit card. It's got
Speaker 2: found out guilty, suspended prison sentence. The French ski federation
Speaker 2: going that's really bad. Oh, pretty good, So we're going
Speaker 2: to suspend you for five months. Just coincides in time
Speaker 2: to be available for section for the Olympics. They had
Speaker 2: the final over the weekend. Old mate with the prisons
Speaker 2: suspended prison sent just one gold. Her victim came eightieth.
Speaker 2: Oh my crowd are filthy out there. They all know
Speaker 2: the story. They start booing, she shushes.
Speaker 1: The crowd likes to be shushed. Shush is doing She
Speaker 1: does a shush.
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Speaker 2: So that across Australia there are some unbelievable Trust me,
Speaker 2: you might know of someone already, but you're going to
Speaker 2: hear about a load today where you're go, go, come on,
Speaker 2: that's not right.
Speaker 1: That's childish. Whose name these Benny Hill.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like when I first came to
Speaker 2: Australians that they can't it can't really be called that.
Speaker 6: How does it get through council? You know, how do
Speaker 6: they prove that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, I already know of Lusty Lane. This is not
Speaker 2: this Valentine's weekend. But other people were on Lusty Lane,
Speaker 2: but sadly I was not one of them on Lusty Lane.
Speaker 2: I also know in Tasmania there is lovely Bottom. They
Speaker 2: I think maybe so maybe that's how you pronounce it.
Speaker 2: It's written exactly like that lovely bottom. Why would he
Speaker 2: be called that lovely bottom? Is it the bottom of
Speaker 2: a hill and it's particularly lovely?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, Now the reason one we're talking about this was
Speaker 2: producer Kaitlyn came across an amazingly named street over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn, what did you see?
Speaker 3: It was insane. I was on my way to the shops.
Speaker 3: It was on a main road and I looked to
Speaker 3: the left and there it was Thrush Court.
Speaker 6: Oh dear, it's got to ring.
Speaker 2: It's a problem, isn't it. Anytime you're speaking to someone
Speaker 2: and your address plee, sir? Throughsh Sorry what did you say?
Speaker 1: So? Through through Throuche.
Speaker 2: Runs and blush is what we all do when we
Speaker 2: have to say where we live.
Speaker 1: Thrush. That's hard.
Speaker 3: It was terrible, and it's right on one of the
Speaker 3: main roads in my local down and I couldn't believe.
Speaker 6: I had to pull.
Speaker 3: Over and look it up because I thought, no, maybe
Speaker 3: I just don't ad my gosses.
Speaker 6: What's happening?
Speaker 8: You know there's a lot of Bogan Streets. Yes, there's
Speaker 8: like five five across the nation. One you're kidding all
Speaker 8: the rest in New South Wales. Fancy living in Bogan Street?
Speaker 1: Where do you live? Named bog Street?
Speaker 2: Whenever I'm in Sydney, I get a snigger when someone
Speaker 2: starts telling about Rutie Hill.
Speaker 1: Come on, whole suburb.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to contain the comedy to just one
Speaker 2: small street.
Speaker 1: That's called a whole suburb.
Speaker 9: Brootie Hill, Brudy Hill, Aarrisil Club, one of the best
Speaker 9: clubs in the world. No way, I've got a I
Speaker 9: can't believe this. It is steering me right in the
Speaker 9: face right now.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 9: There's a town in the great state of Victoria at
Speaker 9: the northwest. It's called Tittybong and next door is a
Speaker 9: town called Cockham. So the road between these two towns
Speaker 9: is Cockham Tittybong Road.
Speaker 2: Now Alex I think there's a new subdivision of what
Speaker 2: we're talking about here, because I know I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: I made a note when I actually saw this in
Speaker 2: Tasmania a couple of years ago. Boobs Flat is an
Speaker 2: area and it is next to the town of Big Bush.
Speaker 13: I'm like, come on, Tasmanians, throw serious, you're telling me
Speaker 13: Boobs Flats is next door to Big Bush?
Speaker 2: Who is naming these teenage boys the seventies?
Speaker 1: It's next door to Tiny Bomb? What's going on? There's
Speaker 1: also Spanker Roads.
Speaker 6: In Tazzy No, that's.
Speaker 1: That's here in Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so let's let's this goes right across Australia.
Speaker 2: And like I said earlier, I know in Perth I've
Speaker 2: seen it Useless Loop Road, which I love.
Speaker 1: That's one of the milder ones.
Speaker 2: That's one of the mild ones compared to some of
Speaker 2: the extreme ones we're going to hear about today. All right,
Speaker 2: So strange street names of Australia.
Speaker 1: What have you seen? What can you share?
Speaker 2: Oh? Four seven five three one oh four three? You
Speaker 2: can also give us a called thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now,
Speaker 2: just now, when we knew when we're talking about we're
Speaker 2: gonna doing this. U Rio said to me, know what
Speaker 2: music we're doing.
Speaker 1: Need in this?
Speaker 2: And I can think it was because there are loads
Speaker 2: of names with streets and its all right.
Speaker 1: So sometimes remember that Randy Newmo song Street Live Dirted.
Speaker 1: When are we ever gonna get a chance to play?
Speaker 1: But you know what we need?
Speaker 2: You two with the streets have no name, and I
Speaker 2: know you've got a throat, You've got a sore throat.
Speaker 1: Where the streets have no shame. Oh that's what we're
Speaker 1: now going to call this.
Speaker 4: Love that the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're looking for strange street names of Australia.
Speaker 1: You can text them in.
Speaker 2: Four seven five three one O four three and you
Speaker 2: can give us a call. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 2: We've upset Rooty Hill. My comments merely about the childish
Speaker 2: name of Ruty Hill upset a resident.
Speaker 6: What are the odds you don't want to upset those
Speaker 6: Ruddy Hillians?
Speaker 1: Christian, there's nothing wrong with the Routie Hill. I've lived
Speaker 1: here for thirty years.
Speaker 2: It's one of the preferred places to live. We have
Speaker 2: a lot of great facilities. Knowing that we're going to
Speaker 2: be well located with the New Sydney International Airport.
Speaker 1: True, yeah, there a getting another one, aren't they with
Speaker 1: no curfew? Oh really? Oh wow, you'll love that. Routy Hill.
Speaker 2: Oh it's going in for our flights. Permission to land
Speaker 2: in Routy Hill. You'll have every pilot from around the
Speaker 2: world going giggling, permission to land in Routy Hill. I
Speaker 2: feel the need, the need for Routie Hill.
Speaker 1: What about Gooch Streets? What about it?
Speaker 2: Actual street name of Australia. Wow, Christian I li is
Speaker 2: around the corner from Useless Loop. Really in wa incredible scenes.
Speaker 2: Christian in Victoria, there's dead Horse Lane. Notice that someone's
Speaker 2: told me about dead Dog water Hole. And then in say,
Speaker 2: cream Puff Corner. That's not that's cutter. That's one of
Speaker 2: the nice ones. I like cream Puffcorn. I'd love to
Speaker 2: live on Greek Puff Corner. What about Mount Northern Territories,
Speaker 2: Mount Unapproachable they warn you don't be surprised, don't be surprised.
Speaker 2: And Nowhere Else Road in Essay, the sign keeps being stolen.
Speaker 2: Nowhere Else Road sounds like a Netflix show. Arland Coben's
Speaker 2: new Nowhere Else Road. All right, there's sir takes some calls. Jackie,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, good morning, Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, good morning Jackie. What a strange street name
Speaker 2: of Australia If you got.
Speaker 12: Oh so dick Wood Drive in Sunny Bay, Darlin, Australia.
Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, incredible scenes. What a country is? Yeah it is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 12: It's actually one of the nicest suburbs in Darwin.
Speaker 6: Believe it or not, it is.
Speaker 1: Jackie. Thank you very much, you cormote, take care.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 2: By Michelle, Welcome to the show. Hello Michelle. Hello, sorry,
Speaker 2: that's all right, Michelle.
Speaker 1: You're on the road. Stanks to call on the show.
Speaker 2: Now, what's a strange street name of Australia you got
Speaker 2: for us?
Speaker 1: If cou Hookers Lane? They called a street here Hookers Lane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a photo in front of it.
Speaker 2: WowWee something to keep sake the case anyone doesn't believe you,
Speaker 2: I've got evidence. I'll make it my passport photo and
Speaker 2: let's go. Peter's on the line now morning Pete. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm good Pete. I'm be in a lovely weekend. And
Speaker 2: what's the strange street name of Australia?
Speaker 12: Will you go down the Hornybrook Highway to get to
Speaker 12: Humpy Bomb.
Speaker 1: They seem related again. One leads to the other and.
Speaker 4: The Begs went to humpy Bomb High.
Speaker 2: It was like a B side one their singles, Wow
Speaker 2: Pbong High with nice high notes of theirs.
Speaker 1: Peter.
Speaker 2: That's there's so many great ones there. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much to calling him. I have a good day, you do.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: We need to change this show production.
Speaker 2: We need to be going from Rooty Hill to bum
Speaker 2: Bum Road, to break Wind Reserve to bum Crack.
Speaker 1: Track down to Thong Avenue. I gotta say.
Speaker 6: There was a feature of Christian in the newspaper this
Speaker 6: week with the headline radio for grown ups.
Speaker 2: You're quite right then, Well, I am merely the messenger.
Speaker 2: I am a grown up in a country of childish
Speaker 2: street namers.
Speaker 1: This is Australia.
Speaker 2: I'm mary merely the mirror for this Rio all right,
Speaker 2: So I think we should call this where the Streets
Speaker 2: Have No Shame. I thought Rio could work some of
Speaker 2: his high pitched magic, but obviously he's still recovering from
Speaker 2: larryn Chia's This ain't great.
Speaker 6: Where the Streets have no share.
Speaker 1: So that's the demo.
Speaker 2: Where's the broadcast vers version? All right, so what have
Speaker 2: we got so far?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Strange street names of Australia that you found so far?
Speaker 5: We have Lusty Lane, we have Lovely Bottom, Bogan Street, Cockham,
Speaker 5: Titty Bong Road, Boobs Flat, Spanker Road, Useless Loop Road,
Speaker 5: Good Street, Dead Dog water Hole, dick Wood Drive, Hookers Lane.
Speaker 2: In Queensland, bum Bum Road in SA break Wind Reserve.
Speaker 2: There's bum Crack Track, New South Wales. Also Thong Avenue.
Speaker 2: I suppise there's not more fon ones just one Thong
Speaker 2: Avenue in Brisbane of course. Christian in Tasmania, we've got
Speaker 2: some great ones. Egg and Bacon Way, that's great. Also
Speaker 2: in Tazzy Pisspot Creek. These are legits. Christian, I used
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 1: Next to Doodie Street.
Speaker 2: Alexandra in Sydney, Christian, there's out Me in Queensland.
Speaker 1: Mount blow Hard.
Speaker 2: That's gad Mount Blowhard is one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 2: That is fantastic. Thank you very much. Keep this coming
Speaker 2: coming up next. I want to see if any of
Speaker 2: you have also got strange reasons why you haven't gone
Speaker 2: into work. Alex On this show will not be on
Speaker 2: TV today and the reason is barely believable.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your brand new miss Her lyrics coming up after eight.
Speaker 2: Good morning to Craig, who sent me the most incredible map.
Speaker 2: He said, Christian, the rudest placed names are all around Tasmania.
Speaker 2: He sent me a map. This is unbelievable. There's not
Speaker 2: a yeah Rio. There must be about twenty to thirty
Speaker 2: rude names around Tasmania. In the middle of Stumpy's Bottom,
Speaker 2: Boring Creek, Boomer's Bottom, Late Fanny the Dump, Satan's lair, pension,
Speaker 2: as bush. We do not need to be saying those
Speaker 2: words out loud. Have some respect for your elders. That
Speaker 2: better be a nice plot of land that's well manicured.
Speaker 1: I hope. Okay, do you reckon?
Speaker 8: That's convicts naming that back in the day, like you know.
Speaker 6: Hur, it's modern Tasmanians.
Speaker 1: That's just that's just a middle.
Speaker 2: What about let's go around the edge of ding Dong rainforest, nutbush, Creek,
Speaker 2: tinkle Creek, bomb Bottom, fancy, Granny's gut, horrible hollow, gully,
Speaker 2: funny knob.
Speaker 1: Creek, Guy's dirty hole.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Tasmania, Come to Tasmania until Salmon bust Me,
Speaker 2: gut Hill, break Minette Hill, just an ara called nipples.
Speaker 1: But where are you from?
Speaker 2: I love this one though, chucklehead egg and bacon Bay.
Speaker 2: We've heard that one one, laughing creek. I love that one.
Speaker 2: Then there's buggery bumps shumongous hole. But then we get
Speaker 2: into this stretch long bottom, broad bottom, officer's bottom, mossy
Speaker 2: nipple bend, but of liberty, Dunny's damn thrush forest crackpot,
Speaker 2: the gruntler that sounds the gruntless, sounds like an ipa
Speaker 2: beer with pineapple.
Speaker 6: Some of these have innuendo and other ones are just
Speaker 6: plainly rude. There's no other way to kind of gout.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know Sansamania really is the capital of
Speaker 2: rude place names.
Speaker 1: Now, Alex, you've got a sty poor guy.
Speaker 9: Yes, this Saturday night my eye was a bit sore.
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Speaker 1: look at his start. It's a big quasi moto.
Speaker 2: Well, quasimotos not just courage from radio, as we know,
Speaker 2: very much encouraged here.
Speaker 1: But on daytime TV. So you not on Channel seven today?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm going to make a call when I get home.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to make a call when I get home.
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Speaker 1: I maybe that's why people will tune in many news.
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Speaker 2: Getting these daytime news topics for us and have a
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Speaker 2: Last couple of weeks we've been trying to move one
Speaker 2: of our show beach cabanners around Australia. Josh on the
Speaker 2: Show flew up with it to the Gold Coast who
Speaker 2: met one of our new listeners, Jazz. It's now been
Speaker 2: moved around so clockwise really around Australium. It went from
Speaker 2: Gold Coast down to Sydney. Took ald a bit of
Speaker 2: a long route from Sydney to Melbourne, including Bateman's Bay
Speaker 2: jem Brook. Am I missing any places on it's it's been.
Speaker 1: On a big old Yes.
Speaker 2: When Harry Stars comes here he won't see as many places.
Speaker 5: But he will be going to Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 1: It there, So we're talking about our cabanathom.
Speaker 10: Can you help move Christian's cabana all the way to
Speaker 10: Perth from cool and Gatta? Can you help move Christian's
Speaker 10: passing it on from listener to listener. Let's move Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, So let's have an arm date. What do
Speaker 2: we know so far but desiccate them alrighty?
Speaker 3: So from jem Brook we have taken it from jem
Speaker 3: Brook Emory the lovely Lady gave it to another listener
Speaker 3: and his name is Keith in the CBDA of Melbourne.
Speaker 6: He then passed.
Speaker 1: They met in the middle of the city and the
Speaker 1: standard it over.
Speaker 3: So Southern Cross station, which is right in the middle
Speaker 3: of the Melbourne city. They handed it over there and
Speaker 3: then he took it like a.
Speaker 1: Scene from a movie.
Speaker 6: Is leaving a briefcase.
Speaker 2: No, no, they very say, but ducks fly east in
Speaker 2: the summer, the bright side of the dial.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have the cabana now check Charlie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Keith took that home. Now, I don't know
Speaker 3: where his home is exactly, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: He don't need to tell us exactly when no one
Speaker 2: is listening, right where does you better tell me?
Speaker 1: Postcode?
Speaker 2: But why are we talking here? Medium sized plot? Is
Speaker 2: he living at home with mum and dad caring for
Speaker 2: a family member? What is Keith's backstory here?
Speaker 3: He headed it off to his wife, Kylie, and she
Speaker 3: lives in the same house, an exact same house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is gripping.
Speaker 3: She then, I don't know why, jumped on a train
Speaker 3: to Adelaide. So she was on a train to Adelaide,
Speaker 3: got there over the weekend.
Speaker 1: So Keith's wife took the cabana to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: To Adelaide on a train.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know there was a train from Melbourne
Speaker 6: to Adelaine.
Speaker 1: Of course, why are you? You're not some sort of
Speaker 1: wide eyed bumpkin missus masl I don't know the trains. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the way.
Speaker 2: To Adelaide, that's only that's only one of the shorter legs.
Speaker 2: You're gonna lose your mind when we hear about how
Speaker 2: the hell are we gonna get it from Adelaide all
Speaker 2: the way to Berth. Well, I didn't know there's a
Speaker 2: place called Perth. Is it connected to Australia?
Speaker 1: Kind? But they don't want it to be.
Speaker 6: That shocks me.
Speaker 1: So Kylie then met a woman Awkward things to get
Speaker 1: on the trainer, isn't it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You know what they do? Shove it with the bikes.
Speaker 1: No one likes the bikes. Do they tranking around there
Speaker 1: in the overhead?
Speaker 8: Oh so no one else has got any space. To
Speaker 8: be honest, they're quite they're very good.
Speaker 3: If you do win one that they could just go
Speaker 3: anywhere in the back of you can't anything.
Speaker 2: They're very small.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So then she met a woman called.
Speaker 2: Not to know why Keith didn't make the trip, so
Speaker 2: he goes all the way to CBD, parks up, probably
Speaker 2: planning extortion amount to park up, gets it, drives back
Speaker 2: and then old missus wants to.
Speaker 1: Come and have a go.
Speaker 3: I actually heard that he threw his missus under the bus,
Speaker 3: so she didn't actually want to take.
Speaker 8: It, but he was like no, I no, no, we've
Speaker 8: got to do.
Speaker 2: We've got to be a part of Valentine's get on
Speaker 2: there already got you do trains leaving.
Speaker 3: So where it currently is is Kylie met a woman
Speaker 3: called Shelley is.
Speaker 1: Just the relaated to the cabana. Th was just a
Speaker 1: love story. Oh sorry, Keith.
Speaker 2: Holder by the cabaner, can you please cuck cold key?
Speaker 1: No, it's a different idea next week show I'm planning on.
Speaker 3: So the woman Shelley met Kylie at Rundle Moore famously
Speaker 3: in CBD of so.
Speaker 1: Famously famously.
Speaker 6: Famously that is there. That is their landmark.
Speaker 1: That's the big one. We love landmarks of Australia.
Speaker 2: When you're in Adelaide, Rundell Moore as actually a very
Speaker 2: nice mall. I don't want the Adelaidians and that half
Speaker 2: hour times they're getting upset right now.
Speaker 6: Rundell Moore fans.
Speaker 1: That's in my goat of Maules of Australia. I love
Speaker 1: you crowds. I love the run, those big silver balls outside.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, still rocking the old body shop as well.
Speaker 1: You don't see backing down? Are we in the nineties?
Speaker 1: Husbands who have no idea? What?
Speaker 2: Oh some peppermint oil foot mom for the lady someone specialists?
Speaker 1: Would you like it? Give wrapped? All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, So Shelley has it in Brighton currently she's going
Speaker 3: to take it back to porta.
Speaker 2: You remember before this break when I said, don't bring
Speaker 2: us all the way up to Adelaide and you weren't
Speaker 2: listening because I said, I've got an update. Let's let
Speaker 2: the listener Shelley have her say, and I said, so
Speaker 2: you'll know to stop before we get to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: I could tell it quicker.
Speaker 1: You're back in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I was looking forward to playing this and just letting
Speaker 2: you know this, Lady.
Speaker 12: Christian and the team. Shelley here from post yesterday. I
Speaker 12: collected the cabana at Corondlemore from Carlie in Adelaide and
Speaker 12: I am from Portagusta Colin. The cabano is going to
Speaker 12: spend the week with me in Adelaide. We're staying down
Speaker 12: at Brighton and yesterday he took a trip to the beach.
Speaker 12: He might have a few other adventures as we're in
Speaker 12: Adelaide until Friday, and then I will be back to
Speaker 12: Portagusta waiting for someone to collect him and start his
Speaker 12: journey along the Nulla Bore.
Speaker 2: Well, this is lovely to get the update. I didn't
Speaker 2: know it was called Colin. It is breaking news. Is
Speaker 2: Colin the Cavana. I love now that he's got a name,
Speaker 2: Colin the Cabana. And if he's got adventures ahead of
Speaker 2: him around Adelaide, let's hope there's time to go to
Speaker 2: the Rondelemore, get him some peppermint oil and rub it
Speaker 2: into its canopy.
Speaker 1: So it's the big leg.
Speaker 2: Now someone who is going to get it from Port
Speaker 2: Augusta all the way across the nullaboard to perse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really need help because I don't think that's
Speaker 3: going to be an easy feet.
Speaker 2: Well, on Saturday night, I was telling a few beers
Speaker 2: with a friend of mine and I was sort of
Speaker 2: saying about this thing, and I was pitching it to
Speaker 2: him because he's taken a gap year out in his
Speaker 2: late forties.
Speaker 1: It's odd. It's a thing between him and his wife.
Speaker 1: It's odd. Yeah, but you don't just take a gap
Speaker 1: year out in your mid forties.
Speaker 6: It's yeah, it's unusual. Wait, this was Saturday night, on
Speaker 6: Valentine's Day night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so we're having a chat and he
Speaker 2: did one of those things.
Speaker 1: We've all done this stuff for a couple of beers.
Speaker 1: You went, I'll do that, and I went.
Speaker 2: He goes, I've got nothing else to do at the moment,
Speaker 2: and he just brought a second hand bush be to
Speaker 2: a Prada Australis. You love those Prados. Okay, So when
Speaker 2: I want to I want to go on a road trip.
Speaker 2: I went, it's a long old road trip and.
Speaker 1: He was like, no, no, no, no, no, let's get
Speaker 1: another rounder it. Yeah, I mean no, I do it
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Then yesterday evening I get a text message from the
Speaker 2: man we're now call Flaky John. So I didn't really
Speaker 2: knowize you meant you'd need it in the next couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. Yeah, yeah, Flaky John, you knew you knew
Speaker 2: you've got nothing else on. I gap you in your
Speaker 2: late forties. So we're now back to square one. I
Speaker 2: have no idea how we're getting across from Port Augusta,
Speaker 2: the longest leg all the way to Perth.
Speaker 1: How many cases that it's very long.
Speaker 3: But also maybe this will sweeten the deal.
Speaker 8: We'll give you a cabano if you do.
Speaker 2: It our drive for five days and not seeing other
Speaker 2: human for a thing I can buy for ninety bucks
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 1: Big w Wow, you've got the keys to Australia.
Speaker 5: There two hundred dollars, twenty three hundred kilometers, it's a
Speaker 5: twenty four hour drive.
Speaker 1: We're real the way we're going to sweeten that. Plus
Speaker 1: you've got to probably drive back, so it's over five thousand.
Speaker 2: Is a cheap whole beach capana two kuh yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: that thing's standing in Port Augusta.
Speaker 1: Is it ever going to get to.
Speaker 8: Per Truckies that do that run twenty four hours the day.
Speaker 8: We have a lot of truckies listing, come on, whack
Speaker 8: it in your cab and you know you're right?
Speaker 1: Perhaps is the pin up on the truckies still do
Speaker 1: that calendar very much.
Speaker 6: I'm not on the back to.
Speaker 2: When she gets to April. She's finding another player of
Speaker 2: her glasses anyway, let's play a song. Can you please
Speaker 2: move my cabana?
Speaker 10: Can you help move Christian's cabana all the way to
Speaker 10: Perth from Cool and Gata? Can you help move christians caba?
Speaker 6: Passing it down from listener to listener. Let's move Christian cabana.
Speaker 1: I mean you listen to the show.
Speaker 2: Maybe you chuckle to the show with you do a
Speaker 2: round trip of five thousand caves for cheap as cabana
Speaker 2: for the show. It's the worst deal any radio show
Speaker 2: will offer a listener of the year, but it's the
Speaker 2: only one offering. Okay, truckies call it now, It's over
Speaker 2: to you.
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Speaker 2: Christian, where do I get hold of for Patsy Canadar?
Speaker 2: Vinnie's right by the old jigsaws, just underneath it.
Speaker 6: There will be no.
Speaker 2: Going, keep going, keep going, no further back, further back father,
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Speaker 1: You'll see them. Two thousand and two, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a good year.
Speaker 1: What has happened to your pants? Have this?
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, this team is loose today. I
Speaker 2: really am struggling with some of you.
Speaker 5: I had to sprint back to the from the bathroom,
Speaker 5: my front button of my pants burst.
Speaker 6: Whoa, my fly also doesn't stay out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but now it's becoming an incident.
Speaker 5: That I can feel them slipping down my butt as
Speaker 5: we go, so I'm constantly.
Speaker 2: But that means you're going to be showing your butt
Speaker 2: to the producers out there in the ball pitch.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna have to. I'm doing his break one
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Speaker 1: You don't want to hear on the radio. I'm doing
Speaker 1: this break one hounded. I've got a beild if you
Speaker 1: want to borrow, I would.
Speaker 2: Can we have a belt to the on air studio?
Speaker 2: Lovely that, Butess has sat there just before it. I
Speaker 2: thought that might be a cute for action. But okay,
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Speaker 2: Chris, should we have a live situation as of this morning?
Speaker 2: My delightful two and a half a year old son
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Speaker 2: our you seventy five inch TV?
Speaker 1: No, say drill one and the new TV We had.
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Speaker 1: An hour an hour?
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Speaker 2: All right, Forrest grumpy. This these have been brilliant. We
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Speaker 1: Come on show the grown ups. We haven't lived up
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Speaker 6: That's actually very clever wordplay.
Speaker 2: Let's tell that to ourselves before we go to sleep tonight.
Speaker 2: All right, we are back tomorrow, some of us. Anyway,
Speaker 2: have a nice day.
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