WEBVTT - FULL: Down Titty Bong Road 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I Heart podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:13.605 You can hear more gold when I four point three podcasts, 0:00:13.685 --> 0:00:17.005 playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.165 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.685 --> 0:00:30.965 HiT's a chemist warehouse and save more money every year 0:00:31.045 --> 0:00:34.925 on your regular medication with discount of prescriptions in every 0:00:34.965 --> 0:00:36.125 store every day. 0:00:36.245 --> 0:00:38.205 Welcome back to the show, real, thank you. 0:00:38.245 --> 0:00:39.085 Good to be back. 0:00:39.925 --> 0:00:44.125 Because commercial radio in this country is crazy. Several people 0:00:44.205 --> 0:00:46.845 thought that you've been fired. Oh, I swear to god. 0:00:46.684 --> 0:00:48.925 How bad were my first three weeks? I know just 0:00:49.365 --> 0:00:50.245 he's been fired. 0:00:50.725 --> 0:00:54.125 He's of sick and obviously now I understand everything in 0:00:54.165 --> 0:00:56.965 life is his perception, isn't it? And commercial radio, if 0:00:56.965 --> 0:01:00.485 someone's missing for more than two three shows on breakfast Radio, 0:01:00.565 --> 0:01:03.205 they've been fired. I had to apply to three miles 0:01:03.245 --> 0:01:04.445 and he hasn't been fired. 0:01:04.765 --> 0:01:08.005 Why would I start the go that's it, gub Yeah, 0:01:08.045 --> 0:01:10.005 give me fifteen shows and you're done. 0:01:10.125 --> 0:01:12.125 I can turn it around after the EPL. 0:01:13.245 --> 0:01:16.925 They're firing coaches, Willy nilly. Fifteen shows. I went the 0:01:16.965 --> 0:01:18.645 Man's Hell in an Airbnb? 0:01:18.885 --> 0:01:20.805 Sure, sure, okay, that old classic. 0:01:20.845 --> 0:01:25.205 He's in an airbnb? Yeah, okay, So how are you. 0:01:25.565 --> 0:01:28.285 I'm pretty good. I was out last week with this 0:01:28.445 --> 0:01:31.205 my throat. I literally couldn't speak all of last week. 0:01:31.485 --> 0:01:33.885 And no problem with the old radio show as well. 0:01:34.005 --> 0:01:35.325 Crucial part of all the. 0:01:35.285 --> 0:01:36.565 Elements to come down with. 0:01:36.725 --> 0:01:40.805 Yes, yeah, are you sure you weren't actually poisoned by 0:01:40.885 --> 0:01:41.725 producer Caitlyn? 0:01:42.325 --> 0:01:44.885 Because so last week we did the show. 0:01:45.205 --> 0:01:48.805 We're all in Sydney and Rio, producer Kaitlyn and Josh 0:01:48.885 --> 0:01:52.045 and the show were all crammed into an airbnb together 0:01:52.645 --> 0:01:55.965 and the you did Monday show and then you became 0:01:56.085 --> 0:01:59.285 very ill. How on the Tuesday I started the show. 0:01:59.845 --> 0:02:02.845 Didn't realize that old mate, that Caitlyn just was going 0:02:02.925 --> 0:02:03.685 to take your spot. 0:02:03.685 --> 0:02:05.045 We'd had no conversation. 0:02:04.685 --> 0:02:06.965 Actually even he asked, and I was chatting to corner 0:02:07.005 --> 0:02:09.044 and suddenly I heard this squeaky sort of child game 0:02:10.565 --> 0:02:12.965 and Katelyn was in the corner. I didn't know she 0:02:13.044 --> 0:02:14.925 was still in the studio. I actually think she she 0:02:15.085 --> 0:02:18.644 hit stuck in there. Once he starts the show, I'll 0:02:18.645 --> 0:02:19.725 just pop up and start doing it. 0:02:19.765 --> 0:02:20.285 That's what he'll like. 0:02:20.365 --> 0:02:24.525 It's it's a mess, it's a firework and just fizzles 0:02:24.565 --> 0:02:28.245 and ideas and tangents. He won't even notice as in 0:02:28.285 --> 0:02:30.725 the Voice and his studio. I think she poisoned you, 0:02:30.765 --> 0:02:32.405 because then you weren't on the rest of the week. 0:02:32.605 --> 0:02:34.725 I've never seen her so happy, bouncing in every day. 0:02:34.925 --> 0:02:37.405 That is a very very interesting theory. Were in the 0:02:37.405 --> 0:02:40.245 same airbnb. She took the good room as well. She 0:02:40.285 --> 0:02:42.845 took it on sweet. I was sick the whole week. 0:02:43.045 --> 0:02:45.245 At no point did she offer me to have a 0:02:45.285 --> 0:02:49.445 recovery bedroom in the lovely king bed on Sweet room. 0:02:49.485 --> 0:02:51.725 I was sucked stranded on the lounge room floor the 0:02:51.765 --> 0:02:52.245 whole week. 0:02:52.405 --> 0:02:55.125 Nothing worse than being ill when you're away from home 0:02:55.525 --> 0:03:00.125 with co workers. But now that's a new subsection film coworkers. 0:03:00.165 --> 0:03:02.085 Then why were you forced to sleep on the floor. 0:03:02.205 --> 0:03:04.645 Well, because it was only a half finished airbnb. 0:03:05.365 --> 0:03:06.045 Half finished. 0:03:06.045 --> 0:03:08.325 So Josh, the other producer, was in one bedroom. It 0:03:08.365 --> 0:03:11.525 was a perfectly fine bedroom with the air conditioning. Caitlyn 0:03:11.605 --> 0:03:14.685 was in the beautiful palatial suite, and then I was 0:03:14.685 --> 0:03:17.645 in a cupboard where I couldn't even fit my suitcase. 0:03:17.685 --> 0:03:19.845 It was so small. It had room for this double bed. 0:03:19.885 --> 0:03:21.805 I couldn't fit my suitcase, and it. 0:03:21.765 --> 0:03:24.085 Had no air corn and it was stinking hot in 0:03:24.085 --> 0:03:24.725 Sydney or so. 0:03:24.885 --> 0:03:27.245 The boss called me off the show Friday to reassure 0:03:27.285 --> 0:03:29.364 me that you guys have been exaggerating on air about 0:03:29.365 --> 0:03:32.005 the state of the Benny, and it was a luxury 0:03:32.045 --> 0:03:32.725 one well for. 0:03:32.725 --> 0:03:35.325 Two rooms, yes, but the third room didn't. 0:03:35.085 --> 0:03:38.085 Exist because for your suitcase, I couldn't fitit. 0:03:38.085 --> 0:03:40.405 My suitcase was in the hallway because I couldn't fit 0:03:40.445 --> 0:03:40.685 it in. 0:03:40.645 --> 0:03:44.245 The room your primetime real, that's what you'd think. What 0:03:44.365 --> 0:03:47.525 about the old backroom staff? Can't we having picked the rooms? 0:03:47.605 --> 0:03:49.565 I know, and so I literally, in order just to 0:03:49.605 --> 0:03:52.085 get some sleep, I had to drag my mattress down 0:03:52.165 --> 0:03:54.445 the stairs and plunk it in the lounge room. 0:03:54.485 --> 0:03:56.485 That's the only Let me just chatting about your so 0:03:56.645 --> 0:03:58.965 called friend Caitlin. Thursday night, we're out for dinner. Meet 0:03:59.045 --> 0:04:02.205 Caitlyn and Josh. They're both moaning that you'd gone home. 0:04:02.245 --> 0:04:04.285 We sent you home Thursday because you obviously won't get 0:04:04.285 --> 0:04:07.045 any better that moaning though, despite your ill fevered state, 0:04:07.365 --> 0:04:11.605 you hadn't managed to drag your mattress back. And I 0:04:11.645 --> 0:04:15.045 could not believe it. I could not believe one word 0:04:15.085 --> 0:04:16.165 for this. Weasels. 0:04:16.365 --> 0:04:19.044 I was so feeble and weak that I could bare 0:04:19.485 --> 0:04:20.205 you won't believe this. 0:04:20.404 --> 0:04:22.924 He didn't even put his mattress back. I went, you 0:04:22.964 --> 0:04:25.964 mean the ill guy couldn't drag a mattress. You guys 0:04:25.964 --> 0:04:26.525 can do that. 0:04:26.604 --> 0:04:28.884 There's two of you to do that. That is wow, 0:04:29.005 --> 0:04:31.525 desicate him, still smiling from last week. Best week ever. 0:04:32.325 --> 0:04:35.364 It was very late. We were very tired from doing 0:04:35.484 --> 0:04:36.924 extra jobs during the week. 0:04:36.724 --> 0:04:38.685 Because I was on that Thursday. 0:04:38.724 --> 0:04:40.645 You seem to be drinking okay, and you've done a 0:04:40.645 --> 0:04:41.844 long lunch with an auntie. 0:04:42.245 --> 0:04:42.805 Wow. 0:04:43.005 --> 0:04:50.244 Wow, extra duties, extra duties, you told me to your face. 0:04:50.404 --> 0:04:51.964 I love coming to see and I can catch up 0:04:52.005 --> 0:04:53.284 with the friends and relatives. 0:04:54.645 --> 0:04:57.324 I did have a lovely lunch with my auntie only 0:04:57.364 --> 0:04:59.844 weeks ahead of my wedding, which I put. 0:04:59.645 --> 0:05:01.164 Time as well catch up at the wedding. 0:05:01.164 --> 0:05:03.804 Then, if it's only weeks away for so busy and overworked, 0:05:03.885 --> 0:05:05.325 we'll get hurt to help with the mattress. 0:05:05.364 --> 0:05:05.525 Yes. 0:05:07.044 --> 0:05:08.924 And then when we went for dinner with you, I 0:05:09.164 --> 0:05:11.125 just went to the toilet at some stage, and when 0:05:11.125 --> 0:05:12.804 i'd come back there was a new wine there. 0:05:12.645 --> 0:05:16.805 Because oh, come on, yeah, all right, that old plastic 0:05:16.885 --> 0:05:17.925 open that one. 0:05:17.964 --> 0:05:21.325 I will call you can't leave if. 0:05:21.245 --> 0:05:23.484 You're ever at dinner with Christian. You can't leave together. 0:05:23.604 --> 0:05:25.005 The only way you're leaving is if you go through 0:05:25.044 --> 0:05:27.164 the door. If you go to toilet, there'd be another drink. 0:05:27.205 --> 0:05:30.004 That's an act of kindness. Sorry for being kind. Okay, 0:05:30.125 --> 0:05:33.164 sorry for being kind. Anyway, back to you two. So 0:05:33.525 --> 0:05:35.804 why was Rio just in that little cell? 0:05:36.804 --> 0:05:38.964 I actually helped him pull the bed down. 0:05:39.525 --> 0:05:44.325 But are you mother Teresa of Radio the Mowan minders 0:05:44.364 --> 0:05:45.564 back when he wouldn't put it back. 0:05:45.924 --> 0:05:47.724 I can't believe that ill guys had to go home, 0:05:47.765 --> 0:05:50.164 couldn't drag a mattress house. 0:05:51.604 --> 0:05:54.124 The reason that he was in the other bedroom was 0:05:54.164 --> 0:05:55.485 this was pre illness. 0:05:55.604 --> 0:06:00.044 We did not know you can't adjusted, and we thought, well. 0:05:59.885 --> 0:06:02.125 We may as well just pop him downstairs in the 0:06:02.164 --> 0:06:03.964 lounge room where he can have all the space and 0:06:04.005 --> 0:06:06.085 the air conn in the world while he's sick, and 0:06:06.125 --> 0:06:08.284 we will go and sit in our room. So that's 0:06:08.364 --> 0:06:10.164 the thought process behind it all. 0:06:10.245 --> 0:06:12.325 But my face when I was sleeping, my face was 0:06:12.364 --> 0:06:15.044 inches from the dirty ground for the entire week, which 0:06:15.085 --> 0:06:17.404 I don't think they normally recommend, like hospital beds are 0:06:17.445 --> 0:06:19.444 normally fairly elevated from. 0:06:19.525 --> 0:06:22.164 I'll say one last thing, also at this Thursday, I dinner. 0:06:22.164 --> 0:06:23.724 I was showing a photo of you and Katie goes, 0:06:23.765 --> 0:06:27.205 look how grumpy he is. A kill joy. It was 0:06:27.245 --> 0:06:31.205 a real killed joy that week Christian Anyway Show twenty, 0:06:31.245 --> 0:06:34.724 everything's going really well here, it's all going really well. 0:06:35.724 --> 0:06:36.245 On passes. 0:06:36.284 --> 0:06:38.165 Just run into a studio to say, she can't hear 0:06:38.245 --> 0:06:41.965 us at all at the moment. Can't hear us Show twenty. 0:06:42.205 --> 0:06:44.765 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:06:45.604 --> 0:06:49.885 I've been a fantastic weekend. Good morning to listener, Paul, Christian. 0:06:49.885 --> 0:06:52.645 Would you like some handmade green tomato reddish? 0:06:52.885 --> 0:06:53.164 Paul? 0:06:54.205 --> 0:06:56.085 And for any of you, if you ever have any 0:06:56.085 --> 0:07:00.124 homemade reddish, it's always a yes from me. I love reddishes. 0:07:00.325 --> 0:07:03.964 What do you put it on cheese? Oh my god, 0:07:04.005 --> 0:07:07.044 it's so good. Any realish on a cheese. When my 0:07:07.125 --> 0:07:10.805 WiFi got pregnant with our first daughter, she became addicted 0:07:11.125 --> 0:07:13.365 to this thing called I'm not making this up. It's 0:07:13.445 --> 0:07:18.204 very popular in England, fierce and peppery fowl reddish called 0:07:18.285 --> 0:07:22.725 gentleman's reddish. No no, So that's what got you in 0:07:22.765 --> 0:07:25.965 this state in the first time. It's an anchovy paste. 0:07:26.565 --> 0:07:30.885 Who would an anchovy paste? Imagine Ancho's been in ground 0:07:30.925 --> 0:07:31.965 down into paste. 0:07:32.005 --> 0:07:34.885 Woman. No one needs that's that's fair. 0:07:35.125 --> 0:07:38.485 But when women become pregnant, they have cravings. Their body 0:07:38.525 --> 0:07:40.804 knows what it wants. She would be every day I 0:07:40.845 --> 0:07:43.485 come home for work and she'd be her poor would 0:07:43.525 --> 0:07:43.884 be in this. 0:07:44.085 --> 0:07:47.285 A spoon was never enough. And I look at her, Oh, God, God, 0:07:47.364 --> 0:07:48.205 get a spoon. Woman. 0:07:48.804 --> 0:07:49.324 Don't judge. 0:07:49.765 --> 0:07:50.765 You don't know what it's like. 0:07:50.804 --> 0:07:53.325 And I say, hey, whatever you need that that a 0:07:53.525 --> 0:07:56.965 she is based Patsy, did you go through any cravings 0:07:57.005 --> 0:07:58.165 when you were pregnant with Audie? 0:07:58.565 --> 0:08:01.804 I had the strangest craving cravings. Actually, I wanted fruit. 0:08:01.925 --> 0:08:02.765 I just couldn't get. 0:08:02.725 --> 0:08:04.325 Enough for a strange one for you. 0:08:05.565 --> 0:08:06.644 But I love my fruit. 0:08:07.325 --> 0:08:14.805 But I wanted vegetables and greenery. It was the darndest thing. 0:08:14.885 --> 0:08:16.564 It wasn't so much what I had, but it was 0:08:16.605 --> 0:08:21.525 the amount. I remember once I ate like an entire watermelon. 0:08:26.325 --> 0:08:29.124 Were off the Racers on Show twenty and that was whole. Yeah, 0:08:29.165 --> 0:08:33.725 in the supermarket aisle, charge you find it. She just 0:08:33.804 --> 0:08:35.365 unhinges her jaw like a python. 0:08:36.285 --> 0:08:38.005 No, like the love God cut me up a bit, 0:08:38.045 --> 0:08:40.165 And I said, oh, that's really lovely I'll have some more, 0:08:40.205 --> 0:08:42.165 and then before I knew what I eaten the whole 0:08:42.204 --> 0:08:46.525 thing and it was just like breaking potassium. 0:08:46.845 --> 0:08:47.205 It was. 0:08:47.245 --> 0:08:49.845 But it's funny your body does tell you what you need. 0:08:50.005 --> 0:08:52.165 Like with Sarah, it was probably maybe she needed the 0:08:52.204 --> 0:08:53.445 salt in her die. 0:08:53.684 --> 0:08:55.245 There was plenty in that anchovy pace. 0:08:56.645 --> 0:09:00.605 I've got a girlfriend who had this hankering to chew 0:09:00.845 --> 0:09:05.245 rubber and so around her house, and she moved only recently. 0:09:05.444 --> 0:09:08.085 She found all these bits of She would go into 0:09:08.125 --> 0:09:13.765 like a co shop. No, I'm serious, fact. 0:09:14.045 --> 0:09:15.725 You're behind the counter of photo of you. You're not 0:09:15.765 --> 0:09:18.045 allowed in. You cannot chew the tires it. 0:09:18.564 --> 0:09:20.165 She would buy a bicycle tire. 0:09:20.245 --> 0:09:21.645 She would cut it up and she. 0:09:21.845 --> 0:09:24.885 No, I'm serious, deadly serious, and she'd put it up 0:09:24.925 --> 0:09:27.125 under her lip and just chew on it and get 0:09:27.165 --> 0:09:30.285 the juice from it. 0:09:30.645 --> 0:09:35.084 Bizing are getting some sort of nectar from it. 0:09:35.245 --> 0:09:36.245 Like chewing tobacco. 0:09:36.725 --> 0:09:39.285 Yeah, she just couldn't stop it, and it was just 0:09:39.365 --> 0:09:41.245 the most bizarre situation. 0:09:41.804 --> 0:09:43.885 And now repeat that again. 0:09:43.965 --> 0:09:47.365 She'd go into Repco and buy a bicycle type, cut 0:09:47.405 --> 0:09:49.204 it up like one would do some some junks of 0:09:49.285 --> 0:09:50.925 cheese inch. 0:09:50.684 --> 0:09:53.885 Long pieces, and then she just hide them around the house, 0:09:54.525 --> 0:09:56.525 and recently they moved and they're up the top of 0:09:56.605 --> 0:10:01.725 window sills. They were like hidden in drawhywhere it was bizarre. 0:10:01.804 --> 0:10:04.205 And now his son is he's just started his apprenticeship 0:10:04.245 --> 0:10:05.765 and now he's a mechanic. 0:10:08.165 --> 0:10:11.805 Something that were showing that I didn't know. 0:10:11.845 --> 0:10:12.605 That's how it works. 0:10:12.605 --> 0:10:17.925 So whatever you choose, what a story, that's biza. 0:10:18.405 --> 0:10:20.045 There is a name for it. I think there's a 0:10:20.125 --> 0:10:22.885 name for it. When you've got like that weird desire 0:10:22.925 --> 0:10:25.685 for certain things, like that's not even a food stuff. 0:10:25.684 --> 0:10:26.445 It was crazy. 0:10:27.045 --> 0:10:30.724 We should find out other cravings that women went through 0:10:30.845 --> 0:10:31.965 when you were pregnant. 0:10:32.005 --> 0:10:33.124 That is insane. 0:10:33.405 --> 0:10:35.845 Now I found out about the existence of something on 0:10:35.925 --> 0:10:38.324 Saturday when I went around to see some friends. 0:10:38.204 --> 0:10:39.525 Called a muffin halo. 0:10:40.125 --> 0:10:43.405 Now, without going to Google, does anyone on the team 0:10:43.684 --> 0:10:44.205 know what. 0:10:44.084 --> 0:10:46.805 A muffin halo is? Or want to have a radio 0:10:46.845 --> 0:10:47.485 friendly guess? 0:10:47.965 --> 0:10:50.084 Is it? Is it naughty? 0:10:50.405 --> 0:10:51.045 Or is it no? 0:10:51.165 --> 0:10:54.165 Okay? Is it the top of a muffin, a muffin top. 0:10:54.245 --> 0:10:56.685 No, that comes over the side of the paper. 0:10:56.925 --> 0:10:59.084 No, it's got nothing to do with food. 0:10:59.125 --> 0:11:02.445 I suspect nothing to do with food. You're correct, But. 0:11:02.444 --> 0:11:04.925 I don't know what because we refer to a muffin top, 0:11:04.965 --> 0:11:07.805 don't we We're now middle kind of mid rift in 0:11:08.084 --> 0:11:12.165 middle life, kind of hangs over the jeans. Ye is 0:11:12.204 --> 0:11:12.964 that what it is? 0:11:13.204 --> 0:11:17.604 No? No, I don't know. Does anyone know what a 0:11:17.725 --> 0:11:21.045 muffin halo is? One of you might be using it 0:11:21.324 --> 0:11:21.804 right now. 0:11:22.405 --> 0:11:24.964 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:25.725 --> 0:11:28.445 I found out over the weekend of the existence of 0:11:28.525 --> 0:11:32.444 something called a muffin halo. Now on the team knows 0:11:32.444 --> 0:11:37.765 what it is. Christian isn't a hemorrhoid cushion, Andrew it isn't. 0:11:37.804 --> 0:11:38.565 But that's a good. 0:11:38.444 --> 0:11:42.605 Guest, really good, because actually halo is a nice way 0:11:42.605 --> 0:11:46.205 to phrase some kind of ring device of comfort, and 0:11:46.285 --> 0:11:49.445 what's more comfortable than a muffin I went to his 0:11:49.485 --> 0:11:53.645 friend and their dog sadly is deaf fan blind. 0:11:54.845 --> 0:11:56.525 I know, so it has. 0:11:56.845 --> 0:11:58.845 I went around and I saw that it had a 0:11:58.925 --> 0:12:02.925 metal circlear ring around its head, and I was like, 0:12:03.084 --> 0:12:05.765 what is that? And my friend goes, that's a muffin halo. 0:12:06.725 --> 0:12:09.684 It's a metal ring to stop it banging into things 0:12:09.725 --> 0:12:12.845 because otherwise he keeps smushing its face because it's blind 0:12:12.965 --> 0:12:13.445 and deaf. 0:12:13.525 --> 0:12:15.765 This poor dog that'd. 0:12:15.564 --> 0:12:16.925 Be handy when you need to go to the lou 0:12:16.965 --> 0:12:19.285 at night. I find myself here walking into. 0:12:20.485 --> 0:12:23.565 Don't save that for the canines. Why are we having 0:12:23.564 --> 0:12:24.724 that or drunks having them? 0:12:26.525 --> 0:12:27.845 You're knocking over stuff and. 0:12:27.965 --> 0:12:30.205 You know, getting out that pin pint of water before 0:12:30.245 --> 0:12:32.485 you go to beds, having the bedside table, thinking that's 0:12:32.485 --> 0:12:36.285 going to sort you out. We need a muffin pubs 0:12:36.285 --> 0:12:39.005 should have that. I never knew about the existence of 0:12:39.045 --> 0:12:39.925 a muffin halo. 0:12:40.525 --> 0:12:42.845 I've never I've never encountered a blind and deaf dog 0:12:42.925 --> 0:12:43.485 though as well. 0:12:43.605 --> 0:12:46.365 No no, And I said that poor old dog, sheas no, no, 0:12:46.405 --> 0:12:48.925 he's he's other than that, he's got a great, great 0:12:48.965 --> 0:12:54.805 bill of health. I went, other than that, what's he 0:12:54.885 --> 0:12:56.484 doing with those other bits that are working? 0:12:56.804 --> 0:13:01.005 One thousand percent? There? This poor dog looks so peed off. 0:13:01.564 --> 0:13:03.485 You wouldn't be well, he doesn't know about the muff 0:13:03.525 --> 0:13:06.724 and halo because obviously he's blind and deafn't even see it, 0:13:06.845 --> 0:13:09.925 so he couldn't even hear us talking about him, I know, 0:13:10.084 --> 0:13:11.804 I know, and just seeing him sort of move around 0:13:11.885 --> 0:13:14.405 and stuff like this ring round. 0:13:14.444 --> 0:13:16.365 So they wouldn't be able to move anything in the house, 0:13:16.365 --> 0:13:18.684 would they, Because he'd bang into it, because he would, 0:13:18.804 --> 0:13:19.125 he would. 0:13:19.605 --> 0:13:22.525 He's got his metal He's got his metal muffin halo. 0:13:22.925 --> 0:13:25.204 How is it connected? Is it on the collar? How 0:13:25.245 --> 0:13:26.205 do they put it on him? 0:13:26.564 --> 0:13:28.525 He's got a collar and then sort of a couple 0:13:28.525 --> 0:13:31.765 of rods come up and then like a kind of lampshade, 0:13:31.804 --> 0:13:33.125 you know the thing you put the lamp shade on. 0:13:33.564 --> 0:13:35.285 He's got that inverted right. 0:13:35.324 --> 0:13:38.485 Well, hey, technology, I know what they can do. 0:13:38.645 --> 0:13:41.925 Science. It's going so quickly. And I said, how much 0:13:41.965 --> 0:13:44.444 is someone like that? One hundred and twenty dollars or 0:13:44.564 --> 0:13:50.365 twenty two dollars on Facebook marketplace? You get anything, even 0:13:50.365 --> 0:13:52.844 a muffin hano on Facebook Marketplace. 0:13:53.405 --> 0:13:56.645 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:56.885 --> 0:14:02.205 On today's show, Strange street Names of Australia. This country 0:14:02.605 --> 0:14:06.885 has more insane street names than any other country, and 0:14:06.925 --> 0:14:10.165 some that aren't even just rude are obscene, more than 0:14:10.245 --> 0:14:14.605 any other country in the world. In Perth, there's a 0:14:14.765 --> 0:14:20.085 road called useless Loop Road. 0:14:21.925 --> 0:14:24.085 But at least they're saying what it is? Own it? 0:14:24.445 --> 0:14:29.005 What if we own this terrible road, the useless loop Road. 0:14:29.205 --> 0:14:36.445 But right now, let's go to the Winter Games. And 0:14:36.605 --> 0:14:41.005 before the Winter Games, we weren't sure how Australia was 0:14:41.045 --> 0:14:41.405 going to do. 0:14:42.165 --> 0:14:45.405 By my word, Australia. Australia is doing so well. 0:14:45.965 --> 0:14:48.045 We're killing for a country where there isn't an abundance 0:14:48.085 --> 0:14:52.205 of snow, you know, obviously like Norway Sweden crushing it 0:14:52.245 --> 0:14:55.805 of course you've got mountains and snow once game. 0:14:56.285 --> 0:14:57.605 Well, I saw us training. 0:14:57.645 --> 0:15:00.645 I saw the Australian Olympic team training for the aerials 0:15:00.685 --> 0:15:02.885 and they're doing it into this dirty pond because we 0:15:02.885 --> 0:15:03.725 don't even have snow. 0:15:04.365 --> 0:15:06.525 I saw that as all. They were doing it in mud, 0:15:06.725 --> 0:15:07.165 into a. 0:15:07.205 --> 0:15:13.605 Dam, into a You gotta love of that. But we're 0:15:13.605 --> 0:15:15.965 doing really well at it. So a big weekend out 0:15:16.005 --> 0:15:17.445 to Milan Cortana. 0:15:17.525 --> 0:15:20.405 We're absolutely smashing it. I love how Australians we just 0:15:20.445 --> 0:15:22.205 have a go, even at things we don't really have, 0:15:22.325 --> 0:15:27.085 like snow and skiing and bob slaying and what what yeah? 0:15:27.205 --> 0:15:29.725 So yeah, I'm also, what's the monobob, by the way 0:15:29.845 --> 0:15:31.005 herding the sports needs today? 0:15:31.045 --> 0:15:33.925 The monobob. Monobob is Bob sleigh for one person. 0:15:34.005 --> 0:15:39.045 Oh it's just Bob, just one bob cruel. He's done 0:15:39.045 --> 0:15:40.725 a monobob. Oh my god, he got caught in the 0:15:40.765 --> 0:15:41.325 office doing that. 0:15:41.445 --> 0:15:42.765 I did have to google that earlier. 0:15:44.045 --> 0:15:47.045 It's one person, Bob Slay. There you go, so not 0:15:47.085 --> 0:15:48.725 even with three other people, which is nice. But we're 0:15:48.725 --> 0:15:51.005 doing so well, you can't believe this. We are eleventh 0:15:51.005 --> 0:15:53.365 on the medal tally. We're not far off the top ten. 0:15:53.805 --> 0:15:56.685 We could win another medal. And Alie Hickman, she's sixteen 0:15:56.765 --> 0:16:00.285 years old slope style sixteen snowboard at the second youngest. 0:16:00.365 --> 0:16:01.565 Yeah, in the squad. 0:16:01.845 --> 0:16:06.645 She's going to be going down I think tomorrow or Tuesday, tomorrow, 0:16:06.885 --> 0:16:08.925 So we could have another medal. We could be the 0:16:09.085 --> 0:16:10.845 likes of Japan, Switzerland, Austria. 0:16:10.965 --> 0:16:15.085 Japan would be incredible. Them in the middle. Yeah, so Norway. 0:16:15.605 --> 0:16:17.364 So where are the big wins come from the last 0:16:17.405 --> 0:16:19.245 couple of days, then where where medals come from? 0:16:19.285 --> 0:16:22.645 We had Cooper Woods won gold now speaking incredible. I'm 0:16:22.685 --> 0:16:25.245 not really knowing snow being anywhere near it. He's from Marimbula, 0:16:25.365 --> 0:16:29.765 that's on the south coast. That's incredible. Matt Graham he 0:16:29.845 --> 0:16:33.925 won bronze overnight and the duel dual moguls. He's from Bondai, 0:16:34.325 --> 0:16:34.725 not much. 0:16:34.725 --> 0:16:39.405 Not Bonda, I reckon you should have if you're from 0:16:39.445 --> 0:16:41.005 a Southern Hemisphere country. 0:16:41.325 --> 0:16:44.205 You should have upweighted medals. You win one gold, it 0:16:44.245 --> 0:16:45.325 should be equivalent to three. 0:16:45.525 --> 0:16:49.485 Yeah, I'm serious that Brazil won their first ever winter medal. 0:16:49.565 --> 0:16:51.845 They have got a bronze, first time the country's history. 0:16:51.885 --> 0:16:55.005 Of course, it's Brazil, amazing, it's incredible they've got one. 0:16:55.365 --> 0:16:57.765 Yeah, well done Brazil. And you know who we're beating 0:16:57.765 --> 0:17:02.085 in the middle, Tally, don't you great Britain. Listen, it's 0:17:02.125 --> 0:17:03.244 called the bright solid dog. 0:17:04.005 --> 0:17:07.365 Let me go, let me just reduce my documentation and 0:17:07.445 --> 0:17:08.965 my Australian. 0:17:11.085 --> 0:17:12.845 You know, can I play that card right now? 0:17:13.245 --> 0:17:19.445 No, TEGBA, They've only just scraped and they've got three bronzers. 0:17:17.205 --> 0:17:21.885 A lot of show, not a lot of snow in 0:17:21.885 --> 0:17:24.325 the UK sleets. 0:17:24.365 --> 0:17:26.925 I mean, actually, you know we need the UK the 0:17:26.965 --> 0:17:31.725 Autumn Olympics. That's what we need, the Autumn Games. At 0:17:31.805 --> 0:17:34.925 the start petition right now for the Autumn Games. Now 0:17:34.965 --> 0:17:38.085 that we would clean up there, anything involving drizzle, mud 0:17:38.165 --> 0:17:45.205 and leaves, the UK would smash it. The synchronized leaf blowing. Now, 0:17:45.245 --> 0:17:48.205 those are the two other crazy stories. Has anyone seen 0:17:48.285 --> 0:17:51.005 the f bombs that were dropped on the ice during 0:17:51.125 --> 0:17:53.765 the final of the men's curling. 0:17:53.965 --> 0:17:56.565 Yes, oh yeah, the Swedes and the Canadians. 0:17:57.245 --> 0:18:01.805 So the defending champs. The Swedes accused the Canadians of cheating. 0:18:02.205 --> 0:18:04.685 One particular player, second time he's been accused by the 0:18:04.725 --> 0:18:10.045 Swedes of cheating. They accused him of finger nudging the stuff. Actually, 0:18:10.085 --> 0:18:12.285 when you release, you've got to let it go. But 0:18:12.405 --> 0:18:15.205 there's saying an old Canadian, Mark Kennedy, gave her a 0:18:15.245 --> 0:18:19.325 little cheeky with his finger finger pointing it's called and 0:18:19.365 --> 0:18:22.565 that has dastardly. So they squared up on the ice 0:18:22.845 --> 0:18:26.685 live broadcast and the Canadian goes doesn't wan to stick 0:18:26.725 --> 0:18:27.005 it like. 0:18:29.685 --> 0:18:31.605 I didn't know. The Canadians knew the F box. 0:18:32.605 --> 0:18:33.565 I know, curling gone. 0:18:33.565 --> 0:18:38.685 So heated Trump wants to invade. They're not the country 0:18:38.685 --> 0:18:39.205 he thought there were. 0:18:39.245 --> 0:18:42.565 There are a load of curling cheats and I'll show 0:18:42.565 --> 0:18:44.525 you the video video of you cheating made. 0:18:44.805 --> 0:18:46.085 It was like the f you do. 0:18:46.485 --> 0:18:50.765