Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now that we want to hear about what happened
Speaker 2: to you this weekend? Tell us about it in six
Speaker 2: words text in four seven five O three one O
Speaker 2: four three six word weekend.
Speaker 3: Send Christian test.
Speaker 4: Using six words or less, tell him about your week can.
Speaker 3: Did you hike? Go to Judge to confess? Every week
Speaker 3: it's a clang for me.
Speaker 4: This what? What?
Speaker 3: What's happening? Why are you over the weekend? Is he
Speaker 3: found the big gen? What did you confess?
Speaker 4: Why do you do away with rhyming as well?
Speaker 3: What happened to rhyme?
Speaker 2: You wanted it rhyme?
Speaker 4: What is it rhyme with?
Speaker 5: Last time you complained that I was rhyming the two
Speaker 5: words in the same line together.
Speaker 3: I'm still like orbing or what was the other nonsense?
Speaker 4: Best rhymes of text? Yeah, come on, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2: Go and confess wonder which which we changed over the
Speaker 2: weekend direction of the show.
Speaker 3: Confess you sinners?
Speaker 2: Then we fet to the lions, so they sad with
Speaker 2: the Christians. Everything is okay, guys, this is coming up soon.
Speaker 2: This show needs all the rest. We all need the rest.
Speaker 2: Six weekend.
Speaker 5: What happened to you allegations of cheating at mini golf.
Speaker 5: There's a new Ubu mini golf course out at Wyndham
Speaker 5: Harbor Harbor and Harbor Harbor, and.
Speaker 3: Like I said, thank god, it is early this year.
Speaker 6: So we thought, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: You're on the harbor over there, Yes, in Harbor, little
Speaker 4: Little Fisherman.
Speaker 6: It's brilliant jack.
Speaker 5: So we took audrough there yesterday. It's a it's a
Speaker 5: massive course. It's eighteen holes of mini holes.
Speaker 3: And this great fun. It's a new one. Yeah, my
Speaker 3: favorite thing is still to do with the kids.
Speaker 5: I love to If we didn't fight the whole time,
Speaker 5: it's as bad as playing a game of certain.
Speaker 3: People who take it way too seriously and will cheat.
Speaker 3: Which one are you?
Speaker 6: Well, everyone a cheating.
Speaker 2: You're going to be okay with this, but we're not
Speaker 2: going to get PTSD to When I took the team
Speaker 2: to play, well, I thought would be a team bonding
Speaker 2: experience of playing mini golf.
Speaker 3: And while someone.
Speaker 4: I just wanted us to play by the rules and
Speaker 4: there were a lot of suspects scoring going on. I'm
Speaker 4: saying there's other members of the team who shouldn't should
Speaker 4: be named that had very suspiciously low scores.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we couldn't even get to the seventh hole
Speaker 5: without a flight.
Speaker 3: What happened? I believe I've got some audio here? So where?
Speaker 5: Well, which Chris, Chris accused me of skipping holes, which
Speaker 5: is an absolute falsehood.
Speaker 4: But don't you don't you play together?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the last person apart.
Speaker 4: Then you eat up the scores and say I've already gone.
Speaker 6: No, what was happening? I was so good. I was
Speaker 6: so on fire that I said, you know what, you
Speaker 6: two can catch up. I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: And Mom's a real who okay, Mama Michelson just holding
Speaker 2: it in one birdies everywhere.
Speaker 6: And the twelve year old was just playing it like hockey.
Speaker 5: She wasn't actually hitting the masters.
Speaker 3: You buy some new fake Harbor.
Speaker 6: You got the audio there?
Speaker 3: You want it's the rough This does not sound like
Speaker 3: a fun time. You want it's in the rough work style.
Speaker 1: From the rock?
Speaker 3: How can I possibly play.
Speaker 4: It next to a rock?
Speaker 1: That's that's the rules of the game.
Speaker 6: It's unwritten more in.
Speaker 3: Chris on that you want to move it, that's fine,
Speaker 3: you're going to drop a shot.
Speaker 6: No, but the ball had gone under like under this
Speaker 6: ledge of a rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have all the natural houses. That's what mini golfs.
Speaker 6: Oh, this was very hazardous.
Speaker 5: It was very very on the rough and so I
Speaker 5: just got they have stuff on these houses.
Speaker 3: You go through the windmill or eyes.
Speaker 4: You can't go to the front desk and there's a
Speaker 4: bunch of rocks and on the course.
Speaker 3: Basically win and that water thing as well.
Speaker 6: Physically could not access the ball.
Speaker 2: I had to like the fun of it is like
Speaker 2: mumbledown with a lag up on a rock and trick
Speaker 2: shot it out, scoop it.
Speaker 5: It was in amongst grass and brushes, and I thought
Speaker 5: there might be a tiger snoke or something in here.
Speaker 6: It's safety. It was safety.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: And was that before or after? You started playing on
Speaker 4: your own? And I'll see you guys.
Speaker 6: To get a hole in one?
Speaker 5: Chris reckons he didn't see it yet again cheating and
Speaker 5: I did. I got a hole in one.
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast Chris Buzzard Gray surname the
Speaker 1: Buzzard The buzz Actually there's a radio station somewhere called
Speaker 1: He listened to eighty seven nine.
Speaker 2: The buzz brought baby stuff for the first time over
Speaker 2: the weekend. Very expensive, Yes, it is very expensive. One
Speaker 2: of you went hard yesterday for Sir Patrick's Day. Many
Speaker 2: Sin Patrick's Day is basically drinking festival, is it? You know,
Speaker 2: various countries have their day and they for Irish beef.
Speaker 2: It's mainly whenever it's on the news is pasty faced
Speaker 2: Irish people and gingerbea were getting drunk someone in a bar.
Speaker 4: I don't know the story of Saint Patrick, but he
Speaker 4: wasn't getting drunk.
Speaker 2: He Banish the snakes out of Iland didn't then go
Speaker 2: and you know, drink his white guineas turn my blood
Speaker 2: type into guinness roughly Christian. This is why I don't
Speaker 2: listen to ABC in the morning anymore. They don't give
Speaker 2: away beds.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're welcome both sons into basketball Grand Finals from proud
Speaker 2: Dad Anthony. Great news, tough like Jeffrey Watson got bitten
Speaker 2: by a copperhead snake.
Speaker 4: That one.
Speaker 5: I don't know we had copperheads, Yeah, we do down
Speaker 5: along the coast.
Speaker 3: Where they be at the harbor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they might be a real hazard and a
Speaker 2: mini Golfolo.
Speaker 6: Bay sort of along the surf coast.
Speaker 4: What do you find out the venom the venom is
Speaker 4: powerfully cytotoxic.
Speaker 3: Now it goes in through the limp system. I believe.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's as deadly as like a tiger
Speaker 5: or brown.
Speaker 3: I suck it up, Jeff and get to work man.
Speaker 3: Probably call him as.
Speaker 2: You think Samkur didn't go strong enough on that copper
Speaker 2: she would have just knocked him out in the spike.
Speaker 3: I want to throw up in this taxi. It's up
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Now, one you go, mate and catch chat the ripper.
Speaker 2: Have you got any leads in that case?
Speaker 6: What about the copperhead chet?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What about that copperhead?
Speaker 4: They are highly toxic, photo toxic, toxic or deadly cyto toxic.
Speaker 6: What's different?
Speaker 2: Toxic become deadly called in now nine four one form
Speaker 2: what we call the toxic phone.
Speaker 6: It wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 2: You don't want to You lasting you want in life
Speaker 2: is to have damaged cells sunk my tiny and lake
Speaker 2: eldo and lasty.
Speaker 3: That is deadly venomous. Bubbles and dumplings at Tromana Beach.
Speaker 3: That's from Jane. Very nice. Fishing charter is escorted by dolphins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds amazing, said, they hire these outriders and
Speaker 2: I like biky dolphins.
Speaker 3: You know, we can to put their leather gear on.
Speaker 4: They Christians last week tried to tell me your fair
Speaker 4: Pats that he rode on dolphins, but not part of
Speaker 4: like something that like.
Speaker 2: Here and they know they know exactly how much pressure
Speaker 2: to guide you around. Yeah, my wife and I and
Speaker 2: then trip they took us. There's some sort of reservoir
Speaker 2: where dolphins were.
Speaker 4: We're not right, it's also the.
Speaker 3: That's what it was. Yeah, there was a water tag.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: My six word weekend, My six word weekend are the
Speaker 2: choices we make in life. Saturday morning, right, And I'm
Speaker 2: suddenly behind her walking on this road and there where
Speaker 2: I live, And I'm suddenly behind a little girl. And
Speaker 2: in one hand she has an ice cream and the
Speaker 2: other hand she's struggling with her pink cut little bike's
Speaker 2: got ribbons on it. So Dad has got the dogs.
Speaker 2: He's up front and he's going come on now. And
Speaker 2: she's struggling because obviously she's got this ice cream in
Speaker 2: one hand, which is requiring a lot of attention and focus,
Speaker 2: and then this bike that she's struggling with. And in
Speaker 2: that moment, she I can see she's gonna have to
Speaker 2: make a choice. She's gonna have to ditch this bike
Speaker 2: or ditch the ice cream, and you know which way
Speaker 2: she goes. Suddenly the bike falls to the ground and
Speaker 2: she starts licking the ice cream. Dad's a bit grumpy.
Speaker 2: It's a Saturday Morning's about nine o'clock. He turns around
Speaker 2: and he starts telling her off. I say, how far
Speaker 2: have you got to go? I'll carry the bike. He goes, oh, thanks, mate,
Speaker 2: We're just at the end of the road. So I
Speaker 2: now I'm joining them, right, I'm now behind this procession
Speaker 2: of strangers.
Speaker 3: But I'm with them.
Speaker 2: But I now have I've got to bend down because
Speaker 2: there's a little kids by, you know, And I'm a
Speaker 2: lot of one key handle angle now. But I in
Speaker 2: my other hand, I have a trade with two coffees.
Speaker 2: So I now and it's you know when it starts
Speaker 2: to slash.
Speaker 3: Any and scold you.
Speaker 2: And now I'm instantly instantly regretting offering to help. And
Speaker 2: I suddenly and I go to him, is it at
Speaker 2: the end of the road, because I know this is
Speaker 2: a really long road.
Speaker 4: Now you need a kind of stranger behind you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so solid, it's so solid. I managed to
Speaker 2: stagger there and there was literally my arm. The inside
Speaker 2: of my right arm is still red. I was scolded,
Speaker 2: I spent. By the time I got there, there was
Speaker 2: hardly any coffee in these cups. It was all over me,
Speaker 2: and but I still manage to get that bike there
Speaker 2: in one piece.
Speaker 3: I didn't drop the bike. Jackie boy, what's your six
Speaker 3: word weekend?
Speaker 4: Mine was the boys will play while Bianchor is away.
Speaker 4: I had Gordy all weekend while my wife is on
Speaker 4: a three night overnight hiking trip in New South Wales
Speaker 4: off Comms by the way, so we haven't heard from
Speaker 4: me yet.
Speaker 3: That was her choice. She's got crystal fear exactly. It
Speaker 3: can do some of the every lifting for candidates.
Speaker 4: No, every gram counts when you're doing a hike. So
Speaker 4: she didn't even want to take an extra battery patch
Speaker 4: your phone.
Speaker 3: Sure, great story, anchor, wink wink.
Speaker 4: But I'm happy to stay do very well with Well
Speaker 4: are you exhausted? The thing is like, it's fine, It's
Speaker 4: just you do find yourself getting bored sometimes. I love
Speaker 4: I love hanging out with him, but it's just repeating
Speaker 4: the same thing again and again.
Speaker 3: Going thing.
Speaker 2: When they're very young it's like there's magical moments, so
Speaker 2: you have to have those match coins and those other
Speaker 2: bits where oh, we're going to play this again, and
Speaker 2: it's those games that you have to we're playing at
Speaker 2: real time. It's like my daughter's had this little wooden kitchen, right,
Speaker 2: and they would I'd have to go in and Angeles
Speaker 2: missus Coggins kitchen and we'd have very strict rules, and
Speaker 2: I have to drink an imagining a cup of tea
Speaker 2: at the same time it would take me.
Speaker 3: To have an actual cup of tea. Oh, real time,
Speaker 3: you could.
Speaker 2: I could be in that. I don't need any more tea.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I put some more imagining teas being brought.
Speaker 2: It could be an hour or two on a Sunday
Speaker 2: morning and look at the cloth, thinking, yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was ten to seven, that's in here and six.
Speaker 4: Yeah when I saw it last saw you guys on Friday.
Speaker 4: That seems like a year ago to me because their
Speaker 4: magical moments.
Speaker 2: Magical moment on repeat, Yeah, up and down, So what
Speaker 2: was he playing? What was he playing? What was he doing?
Speaker 4: Bait? We were at the playground for an hour forty
Speaker 4: five minutes up and down that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they seem to be in their own little head,
Speaker 2: aren't they. They've got a game being played in the
Speaker 2: head that you're.
Speaker 4: On a par Yes, but you have to be Therefore,
Speaker 4: you have.
Speaker 3: To be there. They were, and they're like, they see you.
Speaker 2: The only time they see you watching him is when
Speaker 2: that one one moment you look at your phone.
Speaker 1: And get up.
Speaker 3: I've been looking out for seventeen minutes. My eyes are.
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