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Speaker 1: Jumission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I got a new addition to my fish pond. New

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Speaker 2: fish on your hand. I put it on Instagram last night. People.

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Speaker 3: There's a little bit of outrage about me getting another

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Speaker 3: fish because apparently I'm not good with fish.

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Speaker 2: I try with the fish.

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Speaker 1: This fish looked beautiful, beautiful fish. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: do the backstory of the fish? Can I tell the backstory?

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Speaker 2: To do the backstory? Well, I sit here and file

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Speaker 2: in the nails.

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Speaker 1: Brendan Jones famously can't keep animals alive. Let's start there.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if famous for it, if everyone wants

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Speaker 1: to be famous for something.

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Speaker 2: Coffs Harbor is famous for the pigle.

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Speaker 1: And Brendan Jones kills things. I don't KILLI things just

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Speaker 1: happened to naturally pass away under your tutelage. So you

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Speaker 1: moved into a house four years ago, yep, had an

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Speaker 1: incredible I mean your house is so amazing and big.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know that there was like an enormous fish

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Speaker 1: tank in.

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Speaker 3: The driveway because I bought the house in a rash decision.

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Speaker 2: It was like I wasn't expecting to buy a house

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Speaker 2: that day. I just bought it.

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Speaker 3: I've got to admit, and I've spent more time deliberating

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Speaker 3: over pasta sources in the supermarket aisle than I did

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Speaker 3: this house.

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Speaker 2: But sometimes stuff happened.

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Speaker 1: Of course you loved it size.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even get a building inspector that's bought the house.

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Speaker 2: But I wouldn'tcommend you do because it's a little bit.

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Speaker 2: But it has stressful.

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Speaker 1: A big fish tank that you didn't wonder where it

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Speaker 1: was a fish tank because it was all overgrown. It

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Speaker 1: was green and luscious and like a big Balinese garden.

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Speaker 2: It looked unkempt, it looked like a mess. Well it

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Speaker 2: was leaking.

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Speaker 1: So because it was leaking, you took all the greenery

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Speaker 1: out of it and all the fish out of it

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Speaker 1: and repaired it to look like a swimming pool. And

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Speaker 1: then when all the fish went back in one by one,

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Speaker 1: they've all died. And so now there's no fish left,

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Speaker 1: and yesterday you got a new fish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty much the story.

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Speaker 1: So why have you decided to get a new fish?

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Speaker 1: How can you possibly keep it alive because there's no

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Speaker 1: greenery in there.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't have to worry about keeping it alive

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Speaker 3: because it's not alive.

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Speaker 2: It's a fake fish. You can buy them on the eBay.

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Speaker 1: Now we've come to this, you.

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Speaker 2: Have a look at it on my instagram. What's my instagram?

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Speaker 1: Brendan jonesy Joes.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Go and have a look at it this fish. I

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Speaker 3: challenge you to spot the difference. And because it's fake,

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Speaker 3: I've called it.

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Speaker 2: Pamela Anderson, No, Pamela cannot spot.

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Speaker 1: She was faking.

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Speaker 2: It's a big fake. I have to worry about it.

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Speaker 1: And it looks how have you come to this, this

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Speaker 1: lush ecosystem that you have completely destroyed, and now you're

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Speaker 1: putting it fake fish in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's it's better that. It's better for the

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Speaker 2: fish economy. It's better for.

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Speaker 1: For the visuals. Luckily you're not going through the Amazon

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Speaker 1: and saying drain it. Put in the swamp, put in

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Speaker 1: a skateboard ramp where the Amazon used to.

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Speaker 2: Go to Disneyland and you go on that ungle cruise.

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Speaker 2: It's all fake. It's all fake, you know that's what

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Speaker 2: it's all about. It's all fake. Fake is good?

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Speaker 1: Are your children animatronic? Worth checking that out?

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Speaker 2: Actually? The youngest one needs his battery chicks as a

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Speaker 2: move for

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Speaker 1: Days Jonesy and Amanda's gammation