WEBVTT - #119 Daddy's Got A Surprise For You!

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<v Speaker 1>I had the most annoying thing happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened just a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash, have this a new trick that I do with

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<v Speaker 1>the bins. They're recycling the cardboard. If you will, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I water it with a hose, I crunch it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say to you that is wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>It worked well for two weeks and then obviously post

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas a lot of cardboard to get rid of.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we stop with the cardboard?

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<v Speaker 1>See? I agree, get it out of here. I watered

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<v Speaker 1>it too much, and I thought, I wonder if the

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<v Speaker 1>water's sitting down below. And because I jumped on the

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<v Speaker 1>bin to crunch it all down, let's bring it back

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<v Speaker 1>in after the truck came. But at the bottom half

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<v Speaker 1>of the bin, which just like solid compacted cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta be careful too. It goes molded bucking. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so bad for the environment. It makes the cardboard unrecyclable.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's wet, soggy and moldy, you can't use it. It's contaminated.

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<v Speaker 2>If you will, damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two Dads. I'm Mattie Jay and I'm Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the good.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the bad and the relatable. And if you've

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<v Speaker 1>come wanting advice, not from us, off.

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<v Speaker 2>The back of that bin story. You don't want our advice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just one disaster after another. I know, Ash, Before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into this episode, I need to get changed

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<v Speaker 1>really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>That shirts be crinkly, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Shirt, Okay, I'll be back in one second.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, dear, I was born ready, my guy? What have

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<v Speaker 2>you got for me? What am I looking at? What's

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<v Speaker 2>with the shoes? They boots?

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<v Speaker 1>They boots?

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<v Speaker 2>My guy, you're a lollipop man, don't ahi viz Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to just break the news to you quick

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<v Speaker 1>and fast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>It he's Laura prennant. No, oh, thank god, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna say I'm going on a show called I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>You are not shut your fucking mouth right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is going to be on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>When I'm leaving you very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I need to know what very soon means.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't work on very soon. I work on dates

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<v Speaker 2>when you're leave them, when you're going I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be by the time this goes to air.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, I will be in the jungle fuck off,

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<v Speaker 1>licking at zebra anus.

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<v Speaker 2>That I want to see you are not? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>what am I supposed to do? You'll be fine if

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<v Speaker 2>I vote for you? Do you stay? No? I want

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<v Speaker 2>you to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Jess a producer has been she's known for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>So you kept.

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<v Speaker 2>Us from me too. What else are you keeping from me?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to know. Fortnights I'm out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Fortnights I'm leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>So like you said, the this comes out, you won't

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<v Speaker 2>be here. You'll be abroad.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be abroad.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they still going to South Africa?

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<v Speaker 1>Still going to I don't know the exact location. I

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<v Speaker 1>did have to have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Medical and how that you're as specimens.

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<v Speaker 1>The annoying thing about the medical.

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<v Speaker 2>Is you're a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they you know, ask all the standard questions, how

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<v Speaker 1>old you are, how tall are you?

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you in circumstances six?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I am one hundred and eighty seven centimeters tall,

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<v Speaker 1>and they said, we just have to check this. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to stand next to the tape measure on

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<v Speaker 1>the wall, and she goes, oh, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the problem. She goes, it's saying here that you're

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and eighty three. Either I've shrunk or some

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<v Speaker 1>doctor measurement.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, wait there, and I like just fucking

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<v Speaker 1>extended as much as I could. She was like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you one eighty four, and I was like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did that make you? Six foot? You've scraped in,

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<v Speaker 2>You're just over.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm flying past six foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Flying is a stretch. You kept it from me? Who

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<v Speaker 2>else have you kept it from the kids. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to tell the kids smart and absent father.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said my plan is the morning that I leave,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to go out to the shops to

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<v Speaker 1>get some milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Smart people have been doing that for generations. Doesn't seem

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<v Speaker 2>to be causing any issues that I know of. That's

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<v Speaker 2>my plan. Does your wife know?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't go down well as you can appreciate. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>sure how to like because it was just it was discussions.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash there were discussions that nothing was locked in, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Her first question was how long will you be going for?

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<v Speaker 1>And their questions that I didn't have answers to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look, could be two weeks, could.

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<v Speaker 2>Be five, depending on how likable you are, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you know, it depends on how much Laura

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<v Speaker 1>helps people vote for me.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, don't vote, we need him home.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's going to manage my social media, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't m yeah, you need to stop sending me

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<v Speaker 1>those Instagram posts.

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<v Speaker 2>Of cricket, wholesome, wholesome content. I don't send you nerds,

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<v Speaker 2>but myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be surprised with Laura managing my socials. And

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<v Speaker 1>obviously she does a good job by staying longer. I

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<v Speaker 1>come out and I'm like, why I've only had one

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<v Speaker 1>post the whole time I've been away Laura's so Laura

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<v Speaker 1>is not thrilled about it. And like, in the same

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<v Speaker 1>way that if Laura went to me and said I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going into the jungle, I'd be like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's well was it last year of the year

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<v Speaker 2>before she was on Dancing with the Stars and she

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<v Speaker 2>was here, but she was so busy, and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>that time. It was like fuck like.

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<v Speaker 1>But also with those like like I said, those shows,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you're here, you come home. I have no phone

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<v Speaker 1>I have no way of contacting. When I go into

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<v Speaker 1>the jungle. All I'm allowed to bring with me is

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<v Speaker 1>six pairs of undies and two pairs of swimmers, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is it. Nothing else luxury. You can nominate what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to bring. So things that I've nominated a

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<v Speaker 1>fresh live I asked for an accordion.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you play the accordion?

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how annoying accordions are?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, So my someone got my dad one once

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<v Speaker 2>for Christmas. And Dad plays the guitar, and he thought

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<v Speaker 2>he could play the guitar under the according at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time, the most annoying possible thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Because well, it's not the only thing I've asked for.

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<v Speaker 1>I've also asked for.

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<v Speaker 2>They also said no to the acordion.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was weird. I asked for the girl's

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<v Speaker 1>pajama tops.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that fucking creepy? It's because I can snuggle

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<v Speaker 1>with him at nighttime.

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<v Speaker 2>That weird guy in the corner. The smell of child.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was a sweet gesture.

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<v Speaker 2>The smell of my own seed?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>The first two things I've asked for are a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like it's like asking for the producers are like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is wrong with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Like I have that I want Laura suck.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've asked for a few get to nominate a

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<v Speaker 1>few different things. So I don't know what's been approved.

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<v Speaker 1>So hopefully it's not the accordion or my children's dirty

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<v Speaker 1>clothing against saying anything in yeah, yeah, like what yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>protein bars?

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<v Speaker 2>How much can you feel up your owners? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't say. They say is the natural pocket?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm no.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. Apparently, like Khan in the Chef, he smuggled

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<v Speaker 1>in like a full set of spices, like taped to

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<v Speaker 1>his body, like he was smuggling in heroin, so he

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like walking in the Starfish. Apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is the best way to smuggle in any contraband

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<v Speaker 1>is taping it.

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<v Speaker 2>To your body. Apparently, I told you, bro, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>fit anything up there. Yeah, that's because you haven't trained.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't worked for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even get a finger up there.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to train the sphincter. There's no time to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to I've left it too late. Okay, if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know who you're going in with no idea,

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<v Speaker 2>no idea. Do they give you any clues?

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<v Speaker 1>No, only clues that have been given are the same

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<v Speaker 1>ones that they put out to the public, putting someone

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<v Speaker 1>you hate. They did say who would be the one

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<v Speaker 1>person you wouldn't want to happen there?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul in Hanson, do you know I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>get along with her.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'd hit it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lover, Ash, You're a lover most of the time, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 2>But there is a time in which you you change,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is when you are hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my biggest fear. If I'm honest, you're like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Old sneakers out where it's like you're not yourself when

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<v Speaker 2>you're hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not so scared about the snakes or spiders.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about the debilitating, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if someone was cooking rice, Okay, it's the only

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<v Speaker 1>food that we get each day, and they fuck up

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<v Speaker 1>the rice, so they spill the rice, or you know

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<v Speaker 1>who fucks up rice and it happens, Dude, it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they burn the rice because you're cooking it on

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<v Speaker 1>an other and it's on a fire. How will I

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<v Speaker 1>handle that type of situation, Oh, snap, you will. I

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<v Speaker 1>will flip If that's my one bit of food, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been waiting hours for it and I got I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get given it. I will really struggle not to flip out.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually there's a chef in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but what if the chef leaves early. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>fucked exactly, Rice, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>The only way you can guarantee it not not fucking

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<v Speaker 2>up is if you just do it. But then you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be the.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy who's like, oh it, camp bitch, you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing here, camp bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then like you expect people to repay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I need you get jobs. So like one person's

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<v Speaker 1>on cleaning the toilets, I feel sorry for them. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>one person is a chef, and you know you want

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<v Speaker 1>to you want to give people the chance.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope the person who's cleaning the toilets and also

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<v Speaker 2>the chef.

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<v Speaker 1>I quit coffee though. Headaches, Yeah, brutal, brutal headaches. Within

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<v Speaker 1>the first forty eight hours, I was like doubling up

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<v Speaker 1>in the Panadol on eurof and did nothing. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. And then and then I got really really tired.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to see Mawana too, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>sat down in that seat and it was a twelve

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock session and I already had eight hours sleep the

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<v Speaker 1>night before. I fell asleep with the whole movie.

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<v Speaker 2>You're making me tired. Comfy seat though, so comfy, loud?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you fall asleep?

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<v Speaker 1>I drank about five shots of coffee a day, so

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<v Speaker 1>to not have that. He's been pretty awful.

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<v Speaker 2>So what clues have they given us?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so there is a stadium superstar that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, stadium super There's always a football player that's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a footy player, right, yeah, AFL stadium AFL.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be Who was the guy who's like a

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<v Speaker 1>real junkie, he's like cousins?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is Jared Haynes? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Radio star?

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<v Speaker 2>Who you think? Who think?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it could have been Hughsy Hughes is.

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<v Speaker 2>A good one.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a job, Ed Cavali. Maybe he'd be funny,

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<v Speaker 1>also lost his job. Pop culture icon Nikky Webster, hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>you already been in?

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<v Speaker 2>No Nikky, it'll be Nikky Webster, Rey Gun.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a headline grabbing Olympian I reckon that'll be the.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy who's got caught on the pul vote Welt thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This swimmer, the swimmer who said he'd go he go

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<v Speaker 1>do stuff and do like the enhanced games. Oh, James Magnuson, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why. That's why I think it'll be Okay, football

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<v Speaker 1>strong man. I think will be Willie Mason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good shout. Would have to be retired

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<v Speaker 2>because it's pre season, Yes, it will. It would have

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<v Speaker 2>to be someone like.

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<v Speaker 1>Romantic leading man. You're looking at him. Nice there he is?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get to choose what they say? It's like

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<v Speaker 2>the clue. No, it's very handsome man.

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<v Speaker 1>Influencer with a taste for love. I think that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be just power.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you call her an influencer though it's more of

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<v Speaker 2>a porn star, isn't she she's an influencer. She's not complaining.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, she is an influencer.

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<v Speaker 1>So a real life hero.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know I was going in real life hero.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, Bonde rescue, I think Maxie, although.

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<v Speaker 2>He just had a kid. Surely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Hopper.

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<v Speaker 2>Any other clues you've got for me?

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<v Speaker 1>A comedian?

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking do they have an international guest, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>will they have a UK TikToker?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? I reckon it'll be UK TikToker, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought it doesn't make sense to have someone

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<v Speaker 1>from the UK on TikTok, Like no one's really going

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<v Speaker 1>to know who is or she in Australia. So I

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<v Speaker 1>think I saw him recently down a bold eye huh

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<v Speaker 1>ol on Olin Teker's Yeah, could be him or James

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<v Speaker 1>Smith the PT because he's got like two million on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think he would do it. You don't reckon,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's really his jam is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Olan Teckers?

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon it might be Oland.

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<v Speaker 1>How many he's got TikTok, He's got a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's currently in England though, so he might be going

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<v Speaker 2>straight from there. I reckon that's a good chot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't find out any of them

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<v Speaker 1>until like we were there on the day in the

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<v Speaker 1>Jungle two You're in. Yeah, we did a promo shoot

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<v Speaker 1>where it was at a studio near the airport and

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<v Speaker 1>they booked out the entire studios, eight rooms in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I knew that in every room was another celebrity.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you had to leave the room, everyone there

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<v Speaker 1>was working on audio pieces and they were saying, you're

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<v Speaker 1>given a nickname. So my nickname was Manta. Everyone out

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<v Speaker 1>their nickname, so like Manta has gone to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>clearance please, and they make sure no one.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw anyone dragons headed to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know who's going to be until I

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<v Speaker 1>get there on the day. So, yeah, it's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm pretty much got to steer the ship for

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<v Speaker 2>an undisclosed amount of time mid February. Does this mean

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to miss the first day of primary school? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you know this, but I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>renovating a house currently.

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<v Speaker 2>Way to talk to your wife all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She will show your ear off about tile selections. So

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<v Speaker 1>we've got the house that we're juggling, so Laura is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to do all that. Marley's starting school. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't be there for her first day, which feels really strange.

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<v Speaker 1>And Laula as well, we've just moved her to a

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<v Speaker 1>new daycare.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you are going to know what it's like to

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<v Speaker 2>be you feel like an absent father because you will

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<v Speaker 2>be absent.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of me thinks it'll be nice to have a break.

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<v Speaker 2>Joking as a joke. Really set some people over that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Up until now, I've not really been thinking about it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's just been like, oh, yeah, I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, but it's like that's future MAT's problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>now that it's about to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just finding out, I feel, but I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>And also so Marley started her holiday vacation cab at school,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's already had a little taste of what big

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<v Speaker 1>school will be like. And Lola started her new daycare,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just it's a lot of change, yeah, going

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<v Speaker 1>on right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming Laura, I'll just have to take the grunt

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<v Speaker 2>of it, right Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom's here, which is handy, and we've got another

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<v Speaker 1>lady who's going to help us out step in in

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<v Speaker 1>the afternoons like Laura's. She has a daughter at like

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<v Speaker 1>six thirty am for work.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I going to do? What am I supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You just keep being you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who am going to talk to? No one?

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<v Speaker 1>I've spoken to Laura. She's going to jump in and

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<v Speaker 1>do a few episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>To me and your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been a lucky lady. It'd be fun. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to step in whilst I'm gone. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how long for.

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<v Speaker 2>I was half expeaking today. It's going to be you

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<v Speaker 2>and Ellie for five weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't trust my mom in a room with you.

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<v Speaker 2>How'll be frazzled. It'll be it'll be unhinged.

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<v Speaker 1>You bully her too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I do know. Yeah, yeah, I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why she's not here. She was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is coming, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You've You've left it to me to keep the ball rolling. Yeap,

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<v Speaker 2>instantly nervous about that one final question, please, I do

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<v Speaker 2>have you are close quarters for an undisclosed amount of

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<v Speaker 2>time we're supposed to masturbate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very good question, very good question.

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<v Speaker 2>I always thought that. I always thought that about every

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<v Speaker 2>reality TV show. But it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Natural part of life. And we had a final sit

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<v Speaker 1>down meeting after we did all the promo shoots, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm chatting to like the executive producers of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>All the big wigs sat down and they said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so excited to have you on the show this season.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a great season. You know, is there

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<v Speaker 1>any questions that you have for us? And I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there talking to four of them and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, but I also want to know. And

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<v Speaker 1>the only question I had was I was like, where

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<v Speaker 1>do you masturbate? And they were like they kind of

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<v Speaker 1>looked at each other, and she was like, Glenn, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to take this one?

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<v Speaker 2>What now?

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<v Speaker 1>And they were going, oh, you know what people do

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<v Speaker 1>ask that you know that pops up every now.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, you left, and they're like, be sure

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<v Speaker 2>we want this guy. He wants his kids clothes, his

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<v Speaker 2>wife's socks, and wants to know where to masturbate. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit much.

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<v Speaker 1>We've just put in the predator into the jungle.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got these protein what's going on? They'll melt.

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<v Speaker 1>Luckily, there are no cameras in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a designated masturbations.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you'd like to masturbate, they said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do it anywhere you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I give you a tip? I thought you'd never

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<v Speaker 2>ask masturbate into the toilet. What else you going to?

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<v Speaker 2>It's much easier, But like what how was he going

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<v Speaker 2>to do it? Don't do it to yourself? What it's

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<v Speaker 2>a tip? Okay, just giving you a friendly tip.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like someone driving a car and you're going, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a tip, don't kill anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a good tip. Keeps everyone safe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to go into the toilet and then

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<v Speaker 1>jizz on, sit down and like jiz on myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Why people do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is faint? If you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Please let's know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, sorry, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>I really should be Yeah, don't just pooh pooh my tips.

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>So can you do one other thing for me while

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<v Speaker 2>you're there? When you do go and evily masturbate because

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you like. Please, can you announce it

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<v Speaker 2>to the rest of the campgroup that that's what you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call it a jungle jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just like I'm off to jungle jack everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how many jungle jacks have you had?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Great? Make this whole thing about masturllation here first.

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<v Speaker 1>My aim is to get one jungle jack in every week.

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<v Speaker 2>One a day. There is a lot of downtime I

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<v Speaker 2>definitely want to see on TV. You go, well, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm after jungle Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll just know they We're like Matt's chirpy today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's his forum is bulgy? Why's it gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>all over him?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? Act about me? About me? Thank God, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>for some questions.

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<v Speaker 2>List of questions. It's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've actually got one myself. That's okay. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to just kick the listeners to the curb. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>one that i want to ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny, I've got one i want to ask you

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<v Speaker 2>because you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Like four daycares on the go at the moment, maybe five,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes six.

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<v Speaker 2>I'man enrolled to a but not me personally, but my

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<v Speaker 2>children are.

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<v Speaker 1>We've just put Lola into a new daycare. We are

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<v Speaker 1>three days in and first days pretty good. Third day,

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<v Speaker 1>massive tears on the drop off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's enough. They know what's coming by the third day,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and like like now, like our kids are

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<v Speaker 2>also going to go to primary school, right, They're excited

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<v Speaker 2>about it until a couple of days in they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this actually sucks, and it does. It does. Although now

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<v Speaker 2>I look back as an adult, I'm like, fuck, school's best.

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<v Speaker 1>We sold it in as being like a really exciting change,

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<v Speaker 1>like over the Christopher. They we're like, hey, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>new daycare, a special daycare, new toy and she was

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<v Speaker 1>like really she got there and she was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is shirt gi any tips transitioning to a new daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you go with with Macy and Oscar back

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<v Speaker 1>in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, I would say a couple of things. One is time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's obvious because like unless like she's complaining to you

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<v Speaker 2>about someone's specific and it's real specific something she doesn't like,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can be like, okay, we need to fix that.

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<v Speaker 2>But usually they're just like I've worked out that. You

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<v Speaker 2>leaving me here again. It's like starting again. But I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, let's take a chapter out of our friend

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<v Speaker 2>mister Luke's book and just do a clean snap and

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<v Speaker 2>say there you go. Because after five minutes, bro, they're fine. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they are. They are. I believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>They send us a photo they're like she's having a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. She's like ah, And Laura was like, she

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<v Speaker 1>looks like she's been crying in that photo, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what are you talking about? She did look

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<v Speaker 1>like she'd been crying in that photo. She probably had been,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, but don't send us a photo, like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be like, hey, Lola, what Druthers tears? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it sucks. It sucks. It's like a good thing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going anywhere what because I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, sorry? Fuck any other tips from me? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I Macy is going to a new day like a

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<v Speaker 2>day care, like a She's moving on from the one

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<v Speaker 2>that she was out going to the one that Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>was at a bit older now. It's also cheaper, so

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<v Speaker 2>I may have more tips after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, but yeah, you'll be all he is when I

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<v Speaker 1>come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop reminding me that you're leaving, okay, because you're not

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<v Speaker 2>just leaving the kids and your wife, you're also leaving me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I apologize, and I don't like it your question.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that you' rubbing it in. So my

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<v Speaker 2>question is a pretty straightforward question. Is at what age, Matthew,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think kids start to understand sarcasm?

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<v Speaker 1>Marley's just started to understand it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she hasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She does me, tell me she gets it. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>she gets it. So as an example, give me one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is sarcasm. Maybe it's not. We went

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<v Speaker 1>down to the beach and she's like, can you pass

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<v Speaker 1>my goggles? And I say, oh, I didn't bring him,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, I know you're joking. Pass him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gas lighting. It's different. So she understands gas lighting.

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<v Speaker 2>She just knows when you're lying. Pretty much sarcasm, like,

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<v Speaker 2>h he's a good one. That young. They're so take

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<v Speaker 2>everything so seriously. It's literal. Yes, I'll say that, April,

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<v Speaker 2>something on your lip, like I think it.

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<v Speaker 1>Might be a little bit of oat from your music

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<v Speaker 1>bar and snuck out to escape.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting back in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been looking at me for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for telling me.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot even know.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day when we had the bully in it

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<v Speaker 2>and I got the car and I was like, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like I'll say to April, Nah, oscar doesn't like chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah he doesn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>What does he say?

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<v Speaker 2>Just who told you? I didn't? I too told you

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't lie. And you're like, bro, it's called sarcasm,

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<v Speaker 2>or like this morning I was like, I don't love you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not so I was saying. This morning. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they had their breakfast and I was like, you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>gonna is anyone gonna eat these? I'll just to eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then like they're like, no, we're gonna eat it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>can you fucking relax? When are they gonna stop? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what that remind those people in comments section

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<v Speaker 2>who were like take everything so boomers? Yeah, they're pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much the boomer child boomers.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they say that life is just you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>go full circle. So you start off as a boomer,

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<v Speaker 1>you then mature, become normal, and then you just retract

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<v Speaker 1>back to being a boomer.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a Yeah, you shit in a nappy,

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<v Speaker 2>you become a boomer than a year ago, all the

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<v Speaker 2>way around, become a boomer again, and then you end

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<v Speaker 2>up shitting into a n happy full circle.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the miracle of life, girl of life. Well, Ash,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a pleasure talking to you. I think my

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<v Speaker 1>time here is done. If you have enjoyed this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wait, yes, do you hear that voice?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>You might be wondering it is God, a new was

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<v Speaker 3>a woman. It's just smalling here the two doting Dad's

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<v Speaker 3>producer Maddie, you are off to the jungle, and one

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<v Speaker 3>of the best things to come out of the jungle

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<v Speaker 3>is the challenge around the food. Oh god, now it's

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<v Speaker 3>not just ordinary food.

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually disgusting discussed. I do feel sorry for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a good idea to sort of

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<v Speaker 3>get you warmed up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got two plates there.

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<v Speaker 3>I have two plates here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to the jungle. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have two plates now, ash. I thought it would

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<v Speaker 3>be fun to also join him, just so he's not

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<v Speaker 3>alone already.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we honestly bring it?

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<v Speaker 1>Bring it over, Jess, bring it over? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Jess has wind up her food eating challenge, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like to look at it just walking around with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she dropped it, and that works for me perfectly. Fine,

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<v Speaker 2>she's rescued.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a life suggests you've given us, like a

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<v Speaker 1>dinosaur egg.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I just this is called a century egg.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no no no, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, guys, is it boiled or something? You're supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to take off the shell and then go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, this is warm up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>This, I can't. I can't even look at it eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>eat it, Ash, have a bite, have a butte. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't bite it, bye it Okay, it just smells so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it smell like?

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<v Speaker 1>Smells like just bad feet, bad feet of that's been

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<v Speaker 1>decaying for sweating.

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<v Speaker 3>Ash always makes out as if he's like the tough guy,

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<v Speaker 3>but then you realize that you can't eat a black egg.

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<v Speaker 4>Go.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like an old pond, you know, like come across,

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<v Speaker 2>like someone's got an old pond in the back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like a marine. It's got a marine smell about. See.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is with these eggs, you're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>eat it the way that you're about to eat it.

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:05.680
<v Speaker 3>You're supposed to slice it up and put it into

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<v Speaker 3>other things.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't do it. I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, both of you need to go for it at

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<v Speaker 3>the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doing it.

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 3>You have to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't produce that.

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<v Speaker 2>I have free will. Matt, don't. Don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't even know what it tastes like, what if

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<v Speaker 3>it tastes a mate?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so salty, So Matt lost, I'm so sorry. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't even go for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like biting into pure mold. Look at it. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the one going into the jungle, and I

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<v Speaker 2>still have it at least bitter.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so Matt's about to take his bye. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 3>if you can do this, you can do anything. I

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<v Speaker 3>reckon you'll win.

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<v Speaker 2>But you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Go Oh man, oh that much other psycha dict than.

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<v Speaker 2>It stinks like an old pond. Oh my god, yess.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, now that you've had your dinner, it's time

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<v Speaker 3>for dessert. You're a bit worried about you, Matt. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if you'll be able to survive the jungle.

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<v Speaker 3>Straight into the bin, they go.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I think if you are hungry enough, you eat that.

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<v Speaker 3>Very true?

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 2>That was that foul.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I've got another plate for you. Are you ready?

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Jess?

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 2>What's this? What is this?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Fish?

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<v Speaker 3>It's ill? I think you should both do it together. Ash,

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<v Speaker 3>how are you doing?

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 2>This?

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<v Speaker 3>Is not going to go as a man who doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>have seafood for Christmas?

0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well maybe we'll have eel from now on three

0:29:09.640 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 1>two one. That's actually pretty good.

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't know about Ash though, guys, he's not doing

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 3>very well. I didn't he was brought up by chicken nuggets,

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 3>wasn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice. I like that.

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Matt's okay, Matt likes it.

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's pretty good.

0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:25.720
<v Speaker 2>Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Try it again. It's a bit like hat food.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you'll be able to have the food

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 3>that's on off for it? I'm a celest No, not

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<v Speaker 3>at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I am absolutely one fucked in the jungle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad. I'm not going all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash, Let's get out of here, Jess. It's been a pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've enjoyed this episode or any.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't, my bloody well have, please subscribe, review and

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<v Speaker 1>These videos of us eating will be online. I will

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<v Speaker 1>see you guys after the jungle. We luck, good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>miss good riddans, I say goodbye, bye bye bye.

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<v Speaker 2>MC two.

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<v Speaker 1>Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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<v Speaker 1>Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 2>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 2>peoples Today. This episode was recorded on gadagle Land