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Speaker 2: What happened just a disaster.

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Speaker 1: Ash, have this a new trick that I do with

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Speaker 1: the bins. They're recycling the cardboard. If you will, I will.

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Speaker 1: I water it with a hose, I crunch it down.

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Speaker 2: Can I say to you that is wrong?

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Speaker 1: It worked well for two weeks and then obviously post

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Speaker 1: Christmas a lot of cardboard to get rid of.

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Speaker 2: Can we stop with the cardboard?

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Speaker 1: See? I agree, get it out of here. I watered

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Speaker 1: it too much, and I thought, I wonder if the

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Speaker 1: water's sitting down below. And because I jumped on the

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Speaker 1: bin to crunch it all down, let's bring it back

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Speaker 1: in after the truck came. But at the bottom half

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Speaker 1: of the bin, which just like solid compacted cardboard.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be careful too. It goes molded bucking. It's

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Speaker 2: so bad for the environment. It makes the cardboard unrecyclable.

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Speaker 2: If it's wet, soggy and moldy, you can't use it. It's contaminated.

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Speaker 2: If you will, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two Dads. I'm Mattie Jay and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good.

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Speaker 1: It is the bad and the relatable. And if you've

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Speaker 1: come wanting advice, not from us, off.

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Speaker 2: The back of that bin story. You don't want our advice.

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Speaker 1: No, just one disaster after another. I know, Ash, Before

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Speaker 1: we get into this episode, I need to get changed

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Speaker 1: really quickly.

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Speaker 2: That shirts be crinkly, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shirt, Okay, I'll be back in one second.

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Speaker 2: Yes, dear, I was born ready, my guy? What have

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Speaker 2: you got for me? What am I looking at? What's

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Speaker 2: with the shoes? They boots?

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Speaker 1: They boots?

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Speaker 2: My guy, you're a lollipop man, don't ahi viz Ash.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to just break the news to you quick

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Speaker 1: and fast.

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Speaker 2: That's the way I like it.

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Speaker 1: Laura's pregnant.

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Speaker 2: It he's Laura prennant. No, oh, thank god, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna say I'm going on a show called I'm.

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Speaker 2: You are not shut your fucking mouth right now.

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Speaker 1: It's called I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this guy is going to be on it.

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Speaker 2: No, you're not.

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Speaker 1: When I'm leaving you very soon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I need to know what very soon means.

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Speaker 2: I don't work on very soon. I work on dates

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Speaker 2: when you're leave them, when you're going I'm.

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Speaker 1: Going to be by the time this goes to air.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, I will be in the jungle fuck off,

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Speaker 1: licking at zebra anus.

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Speaker 2: That I want to see you are not? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: what am I supposed to do? You'll be fine if

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Speaker 2: I vote for you? Do you stay? No? I want

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Speaker 2: you to come back.

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Speaker 1: Jess a producer has been she's known for a couple

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Speaker 1: So you kept.

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Speaker 2: Us from me too. What else are you keeping from me?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to know. Fortnights I'm out of here.

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Speaker 1: Fortnights I'm leaving.

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Speaker 2: So like you said, the this comes out, you won't

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Speaker 2: be here. You'll be abroad.

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Speaker 1: I will be abroad.

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Speaker 2: Are they still going to South Africa?

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Speaker 1: Still going to I don't know the exact location. I

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Speaker 1: did have to have a.

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Speaker 2: Medical and how that you're as specimens.

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Speaker 1: The annoying thing about the medical.

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Speaker 2: Is you're a woman.

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Speaker 1: No, they you know, ask all the standard questions, how

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Speaker 2: How old are you in circumstances six?

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Speaker 1: I said, I am one hundred and eighty seven centimeters tall,

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Speaker 1: and they said, we just have to check this. If

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Speaker 1: the wall, and she goes, oh, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: And I said, wait there, and I like just fucking

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Speaker 2: So what did that make you? Six foot? You've scraped in,

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Speaker 2: You're just over.

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Speaker 1: I'm flying past six foot.

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Speaker 2: Flying is a stretch. You kept it from me? Who

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Speaker 2: else have you kept it from the kids. I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to tell the kids smart and absent father.

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Speaker 1: I just said my plan is the morning that I leave,

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Speaker 2: Smart people have been doing that for generations. Doesn't seem

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Speaker 2: to be causing any issues that I know of. That's

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Speaker 1: Didn't go down well as you can appreciate. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: sure how to like because it was just it was discussions.

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Speaker 1: Ash there were discussions that nothing was locked in, you know.

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Speaker 1: Her first question was how long will you be going for?

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Speaker 1: And their questions that I didn't have answers to me.

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Speaker 1: I was like, look, could be two weeks, could.

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Speaker 2: Be five, depending on how likable you are, Matthew.

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Speaker 1: I know, you know, it depends on how much Laura

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Speaker 1: helps people vote for me.

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Speaker 2: She's like, don't vote, we need him home.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's going to manage my social media, and so

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't m yeah, you need to stop sending me

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Speaker 2: Of cricket, wholesome, wholesome content. I don't send you nerds,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised with Laura managing my socials. And

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Speaker 2: Like that's well was it last year of the year

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Speaker 2: that time. It was like fuck like.

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Speaker 1: But also with those like like I said, those shows,

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Speaker 1: that is it. Nothing else luxury. You can nominate what

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Speaker 1: fresh live I asked for an accordion.

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Speaker 2: Do you play the accordion?

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Speaker 1: Not yet?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how annoying accordions are?

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Speaker 2: So okay, So my someone got my dad one once

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Speaker 1: Because well, it's not the only thing I've asked for.

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Speaker 2: They also said no to the acordion.

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Speaker 1: I thought this was weird. I asked for the girl's

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Speaker 2: That's just creepy.

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Speaker 1: Why is that fucking creepy? It's because I can snuggle

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Speaker 2: That weird guy in the corner. The smell of child.

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Speaker 2: The smell of my own seed?

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Speaker 1: Is that weird?

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Speaker 1: The first two things I've asked for are a disaster.

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Speaker 1: It was like it's like asking for the producers are like,

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Speaker 2: Okay, Like I have that I want Laura suck.

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Speaker 1: So I've asked for a few get to nominate a

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Speaker 1: So hopefully it's not the accordion or my children's dirty

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Speaker 2: How much can you feel up your owners? I don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't say. They say is the natural pocket?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm no.

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Speaker 1: I think. Apparently, like Khan in the Chef, he smuggled

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Speaker 2: To your body. Apparently, I told you, bro, I can't

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Speaker 2: fit anything up there. Yeah, that's because you haven't trained.

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Speaker 2: You haven't worked for it.

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Speaker 1: I can't even get a finger up there.

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Speaker 2: You need to train the sphincter. There's no time to

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Speaker 2: you don't know who you're going in with no idea,

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Speaker 1: No, only clues that have been given are the same

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Speaker 2: And I said, Ash.

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Speaker 1: Paul in Hanson, do you know I don't think I

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Speaker 2: I think you'd hit it off.

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Speaker 1: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: I'm a lover, Ash, You're a lover most of the time, Matthew.

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Speaker 2: But there is a time in which you you change,

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Speaker 2: and that is when you are hungry.

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Speaker 1: That's my biggest fear. If I'm honest, you're like the.

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Speaker 2: Old sneakers out where it's like you're not yourself when

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Speaker 1: I'm not so scared about the snakes or spiders.

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Speaker 2: It's about the debilitating, honey.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if someone was cooking rice, Okay, it's the only

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Speaker 1: food that we get each day, and they fuck up

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Speaker 1: who fucks up rice and it happens, Dude, it happens.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they burn the rice because you're cooking it on

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Speaker 1: an other and it's on a fire. How will I

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Speaker 1: handle that type of situation, Oh, snap, you will. I

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Speaker 1: will flip If that's my one bit of food, I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting hours for it and I got I don't

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Speaker 2: Usually there's a chef in there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but what if the chef leaves early. Well, you

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Speaker 1: fucked exactly, Rice, exactly.

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Speaker 2: The only way you can guarantee it not not fucking

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Speaker 2: up is if you just do it. But then you

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Speaker 2: don't want to be the.

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Speaker 1: Guy who's like, oh it, camp bitch, you don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're doing here, camp bitch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like you expect people to repay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I need you get jobs. So like one person's

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Speaker 1: on cleaning the toilets, I feel sorry for them. You know,

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Speaker 1: one person is a chef, and you know you want

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Speaker 2: I hope the person who's cleaning the toilets and also

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Speaker 2: the chef.

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Speaker 1: I quit coffee though. Headaches, Yeah, brutal, brutal headaches. Within

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Speaker 2: Who you think? Who think?

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Speaker 2: Do you get to choose what they say? It's like

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Speaker 2: Would you call her an influencer though it's more of

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Speaker 1: So a real life hero.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know I was going in real life hero.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, Bonde rescue, I think Maxie, although.

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Speaker 2: Any other clues you've got for me?

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Speaker 2: I was thinking do they have an international guest, you know,

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Speaker 2: So on this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: Well, you are going to know what it's like to

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Speaker 2: What am I going to do? What am I supposed

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Speaker 1: You just keep being you?

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Speaker 2: Who am going to talk to? No one?

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Speaker 1: I've spoken to Laura. She's going to jump in and

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Speaker 2: Is she?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: To me and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a lucky lady. It'd be fun. So

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Speaker 2: I was half expeaking today. It's going to be you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust my mom in a room with you.

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Speaker 2: How'll be frazzled. It'll be it'll be unhinged.

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Speaker 2: I do know. Yeah, yeah, I do not.

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Speaker 1: And that's why she's not here. She was like, this

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Speaker 2: I always thought that. I always thought that about every

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Speaker 1: And they were going, oh, you know what people do

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Speaker 1: We've just put in the predator into the jungle.

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Speaker 2: He's got these protein what's going on? They'll melt.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, there are no cameras in the toilet.

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Speaker 2: It's a designated masturbations.

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Speaker 1: So if you'd like to masturbate, they said, you know,

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Speaker 2: Can I give you a tip? I thought you'd never

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Speaker 2: It's much easier, But like what how was he going

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Speaker 1: That's like someone driving a car and you're going, hey,

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Speaker 2: Why people do that?

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Speaker 1: Who is faint? If you do that?

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Speaker 2: Please let's know.

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Speaker 1: Hey, sorry, thank you?

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Speaker 2: I really should be Yeah, don't just pooh pooh my tips.

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: So can you do one other thing for me while

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Speaker 2: I know what you like. Please, can you announce it

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call it a jungle jack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like I'm off to jungle jack everybody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how many jungle jacks have you had?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Great? Make this whole thing about masturllation here first.

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Speaker 1: My aim is to get one jungle jack in every week.

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Speaker 2: One a day. There is a lot of downtime I

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Speaker 2: I'm after jungle Jack.

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Speaker 1: You'll just know they We're like Matt's chirpy today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's his forum is bulgy? Why's it gonna come

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Act about me? About me? Thank God, it's time

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Speaker 1: for some questions.

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Speaker 2: List of questions. It's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: But I've actually got one myself. That's okay. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to just kick the listeners to the curb. I've got

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Speaker 2: It's funny, I've got one i want to ask you

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Speaker 1: We've just put Lola into a new daycare. We are

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Speaker 2: It's enough. They know what's coming by the third day,

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Speaker 1: We sold it in as being like a really exciting change,

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Speaker 1: like over the Christopher. They we're like, hey, it's a

446
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Speaker 1: new daycare, a special daycare, new toy and she was

447
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Speaker 1: like really she got there and she was like, this

448
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Speaker 1: is shirt gi any tips transitioning to a new daycare.

449
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Speaker 1: How did you go with with Macy and Oscar back

450
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Speaker 1: in the.

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Speaker 2: Day, I would say a couple of things. One is time.

452
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Speaker 2: It's obvious because like unless like she's complaining to you

453
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Speaker 2: about someone's specific and it's real specific something she doesn't like,

454
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Speaker 2: and you can be like, okay, we need to fix that.

455
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Speaker 2: But usually they're just like I've worked out that. You

456
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Speaker 2: leaving me here again. It's like starting again. But I

457
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Speaker 2: would say, let's take a chapter out of our friend

458
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Speaker 2: mister Luke's book and just do a clean snap and

459
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Speaker 2: say there you go. Because after five minutes, bro, they're fine. Man,

460
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Speaker 2: I don't know if they are. They are. I believe that.

461
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Speaker 1: They send us a photo they're like she's having a

462
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Speaker 1: great time. She's like ah, And Laura was like, she

463
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Speaker 1: looks like she's been crying in that photo, and I

464
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Speaker 1: was like, what are you talking about? She did look

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Speaker 1: like she'd been crying in that photo. She probably had been,

466
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Speaker 1: and I was like, but don't send us a photo, like,

467
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Speaker 1: don't be like, hey, Lola, what Druthers tears? Oh my god,

468
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Speaker 1: it sucks. It sucks. It's like a good thing. I'm

469
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Speaker 1: not going anywhere what because I am?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry? Fuck any other tips from me? No,

471
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Speaker 2: I Macy is going to a new day like a

472
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Speaker 2: day care, like a She's moving on from the one

473
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Speaker 2: that she was out going to the one that Oscar

474
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Speaker 2: was at a bit older now. It's also cheaper, so

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Speaker 2: I may have more tips after that.

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Speaker 1: Please, but yeah, you'll be all he is when I

477
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Speaker 1: come back.

478
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: Stop reminding me that you're leaving, okay, because you're not

479
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Speaker 2: just leaving the kids and your wife, you're also leaving me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize, and I don't like it your question.

481
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Speaker 2: I don't like that you' rubbing it in. So my

482
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Speaker 2: question is a pretty straightforward question. Is at what age, Matthew,

483
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Speaker 2: do you think kids start to understand sarcasm?

484
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Speaker 1: Marley's just started to understand it?

485
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Speaker 2: No, she hasn't.

486
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Speaker 1: She does me, tell me she gets it. Tell me

487
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Speaker 1: she gets it. So as an example, give me one.

488
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Speaker 1: I think this is sarcasm. Maybe it's not. We went

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Speaker 1: down to the beach and she's like, can you pass

490
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Speaker 1: my goggles? And I say, oh, I didn't bring him,

491
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Speaker 1: and she was like, I know you're joking. Pass him.

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Speaker 2: That's gas lighting. It's different. So she understands gas lighting.

493
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Speaker 2: She just knows when you're lying. Pretty much sarcasm, like,

494
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Speaker 2: h he's a good one. That young. They're so take

495
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Speaker 2: everything so seriously. It's literal. Yes, I'll say that, April,

496
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 2: something on your lip, like I think it.

497
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Speaker 1: Might be a little bit of oat from your music

498
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Speaker 1: bar and snuck out to escape.

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Speaker 2: It's getting back in there.

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Speaker 1: It's been looking at me for a while.

501
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Speaker 2: Thanks for telling me.

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Speaker 1: You cannot even know.

503
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Speaker 2: The other day when we had the bully in it

504
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Speaker 2: and I got the car and I was like, anyway,

505
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: it's like I'll say to April, Nah, oscar doesn't like chocolate.

506
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 2: Nah he doesn't like it.

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Speaker 1: What does he say?

508
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: Just who told you? I didn't? I too told you

509
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 2: I didn't lie. And you're like, bro, it's called sarcasm,

510
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: or like this morning I was like, I don't love you.

511
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:47,479
Speaker 2: That's not so I was saying. This morning. I was like, oh,

512
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 2: they had their breakfast and I was like, you guys,

513
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: gonna is anyone gonna eat these? I'll just to eat it.

514
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,719
Speaker 2: Then like they're like, no, we're gonna eat it. It's like,

515
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: can you fucking relax? When are they gonna stop? Do

516
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: you know what that remind those people in comments section

517
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 2: who were like take everything so boomers? Yeah, they're pretty

518
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 2: much the boomer child boomers.

519
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: Well, they say that life is just you know, you

520
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: go full circle. So you start off as a boomer,

521
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: you then mature, become normal, and then you just retract

522
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: back to being a boomer.

523
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 2: I thought it was a Yeah, you shit in a nappy,

524
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 2: you become a boomer than a year ago, all the

525
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 2: way around, become a boomer again, and then you end

526
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Speaker 2: up shitting into a n happy full circle.

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Speaker 1: It is the miracle of life, girl of life. Well, Ash,

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Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure talking to you. I think my

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Speaker 1: time here is done. If you have enjoyed this episode.

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Speaker 2: Just wait, yes, do you hear that voice?

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00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

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00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 3: You might be wondering it is God, a new was

533
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 3: a woman. It's just smalling here the two doting Dad's

534
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: producer Maddie, you are off to the jungle, and one

535
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 3: of the best things to come out of the jungle

536
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 3: is the challenge around the food. Oh god, now it's

537
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Speaker 3: not just ordinary food.

538
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: It's usually disgusting discussed. I do feel sorry for you.

539
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 3: I thought it was a good idea to sort of

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00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 3: get you warmed up for it.

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Speaker 1: You've got two plates there.

542
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 3: I have two plates here.

543
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: I'm not going to the jungle. Let's do it.

544
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 3: I have two plates now, ash. I thought it would

545
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 3: be fun to also join him, just so he's not

546
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 3: alone already.

547
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 2: Can we honestly bring it?

548
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Speaker 1: Bring it over, Jess, bring it over? Here we go.

549
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: Jess has wind up her food eating challenge, and I

550
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: don't like to look at it just walking around with it.

551
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: Now she dropped it, and that works for me perfectly. Fine,

552
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: she's rescued.

553
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: It is a life suggests you've given us, like a

554
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: dinosaur egg.

555
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: I can't.

556
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 3: I just this is called a century egg.

557
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, I can't.

558
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 3: All right, guys, is it boiled or something? You're supposed

559
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Speaker 3: to take off the shell and then go for it.

560
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.

561
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: I can't.

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00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 3: Come on, this is warm up.

563
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: I can't.

564
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 3: If you can't do.

565
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: This, I can't. I can't even look at it eat it,

566
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: eat it, Ash, have a bite, have a butte. I

567
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: can't bite it, bye it Okay, it just smells so bad.

568
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 3: What does it smell like?

569
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: Smells like just bad feet, bad feet of that's been

570
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 1: decaying for sweating.

571
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: Ash always makes out as if he's like the tough guy,

572
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 3: but then you realize that you can't eat a black egg.

573
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 4: Go.

574
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: It smells like an old pond, you know, like come across,

575
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: like someone's got an old pond in the back. Yeah,

576
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: like a marine. It's got a marine smell about. See.

577
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: The thing is with these eggs, you're not supposed to

578
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 3: eat it the way that you're about to eat it.

579
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 3: You're supposed to slice it up and put it into

580
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 3: other things.

581
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it. I can't.

582
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 3: Guys, both of you need to go for it at

583
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 3: the same time.

584
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not

585
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 2: doing it.

586
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 3: You have to do it.

587
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: I don't have to do it.

588
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 3: I don't produce that.

589
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: I have free will. Matt, don't. Don't.

590
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 3: You don't even know what it tastes like, what if

591
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: it tastes a mate?

592
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: It's so salty, So Matt lost, I'm so sorry. I'm out.

593
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 3: You didn't even go for it.

594
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 4: I can't.

595
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 2: It's like biting into pure mold. Look at it. But

596
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 2: I'm not the one going into the jungle, and I

597
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 2: still have it at least bitter.

598
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 3: Okay, so Matt's about to take his bye. Come on, man,

599
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: if you can do this, you can do anything. I

600
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 3: reckon you'll win.

601
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 2: But you.

602
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: Do it.

603
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 4: Go Oh man, oh that much other psycha dict than.

604
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 2: It stinks like an old pond. Oh my god, yess.

605
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, now that you've had your dinner, it's time

606
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: for dessert. You're a bit worried about you, Matt. I

607
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 3: don't know if you'll be able to survive the jungle.

608
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: Straight into the bin, they go.

609
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: Look, I think if you are hungry enough, you eat that.

610
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: Very true?

611
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: That was that foul.

612
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 3: All right, I've got another plate for you. Are you ready?

613
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: Jess?

614
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: What's this? What is this?

615
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: What do you think it is?

616
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Fish?

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00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 3: It's ill? I think you should both do it together. Ash,

618
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: how are you doing?

619
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: This?

620
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 3: Is not going to go as a man who doesn't

621
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 3: have seafood for Christmas?

622
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: Yes, well maybe we'll have eel from now on three

623
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: two one. That's actually pretty good.

624
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 3: I don't know about Ash though, guys, he's not doing

625
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: very well. I didn't he was brought up by chicken nuggets,

626
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: wasn't he.

627
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: It's nice. I like that.

628
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: Matt's okay, Matt likes it.

629
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty good.

630
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: Ash.

631
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: Try it again. It's a bit like hat food.

632
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: Do you think you'll be able to have the food

633
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: that's on off for it? I'm a celest No, not

634
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 3: at all.

635
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: I am absolutely one fucked in the jungle.

636
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: I'm so glad. I'm not going all right.

637
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Ash, Let's get out of here, Jess. It's been a pleasure.

638
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode or any.

639
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 5: I haven't, my bloody well have, please subscribe, review and

640
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 5: leave us some comments, and also follow us on social media.

641
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: These videos of us eating will be online. I will

642
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: see you guys after the jungle. We luck, good luck,

643
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: miss good riddans, I say goodbye, bye bye bye.

644
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: MC two.

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Speaker 1: Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 2: peoples Today. This episode was recorded on gadagle Land