WEBVTT - Flex & Froomes Summer Sessions Podcast: Episode 3 ☀️ 🏝️

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<v Speaker 1>Flex and Ferns brought to you by Cada. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the Flex in Frooms Summer Sessions podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this was one of my favorites. As you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on a personal journey to bring back home and

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<v Speaker 2>so there was about four weeks in the year where

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<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to integrate a few cannibalism stories

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<v Speaker 2>just to get the girls primed and ready for our

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<v Speaker 2>inevitable future. We have watched The Walking Dead, we know

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<v Speaker 2>how this goes. But there was a guy who served

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<v Speaker 2>his friend his amputated leg obviously cooked in a taco

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<v Speaker 2>so really loved that. And then for me has one

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<v Speaker 2>too many real estate stories for us.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a character called Dicky Cox and he has

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<v Speaker 3>incited lots of crimes against real estate agents that I

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<v Speaker 3>have been privy to.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a bloody good one. This is from a

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<v Speaker 4>friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Her and I were looking for a house and she

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<v Speaker 3>did a bit of a blueper situation. Was an agent,

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<v Speaker 3>one might say, embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Flex and Frooms on CADA.

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<v Speaker 3>I am currently in the process of looking for a house.

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<v Speaker 4>As we know here in Sydney there's.

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<v Speaker 3>A rental crisis there's also a rental crisis all around Australia,

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<v Speaker 3>but in the Sydney's Eastern suburb, where I have chosen.

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<v Speaker 4>To live, it's particularly bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta pay a premium, and that premium happens to

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<v Speaker 3>have gone up by twenty percent, and I'm a tired ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be spending my money on a rent.

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<v Speaker 3>I spend money on a mortgage. SIS is not there yet, however,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for a three bedroom house, which is particularly difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't really come across the three bedroom houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop in two bedrooms, one study type of thing. Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 3>So a friend of mine went to that. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>moving with two friends. A friend of mine went and

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<v Speaker 3>looked at a house for us. But this other friend's

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<v Speaker 3>going to tell the story, Okay, cool with me.

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<v Speaker 5>So we've recently been looking for houses across the Eastern

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<v Speaker 5>suburbs of Sydney, and as you know, it's extremely competitive.

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<v Speaker 5>So our game plan was to really butter up the

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<v Speaker 5>real estate agents, like really schmooze them, be their best friend,

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<v Speaker 5>like be really friendly inspections because financially we aren't able

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<v Speaker 5>to give them like two hundred dollars above the offer,

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<v Speaker 5>so our friend. She went to one of the inspections,

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<v Speaker 5>first met the real estate agent like, had a really

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<v Speaker 5>good like chat to him, and then was messaging him

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<v Speaker 5>and send him a message saying, looking forward to hearing

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<v Speaker 5>back from you today, had such a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>Loved the apartment.

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<v Speaker 5>And then she went to message me, but messaged him

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<v Speaker 5>again and said residential real estate agents are just the

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<v Speaker 5>worst people.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he replied.

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<v Speaker 4>I suppose that text has not meant for me, or

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<v Speaker 4>was it?

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<v Speaker 5>She is.

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<v Speaker 1>Period, period, period.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a long time since I've been embarrassed, and

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<v Speaker 2>that is so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Residential real estate agents not the worst, the worst people.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the craziest thing about I can't believe this

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<v Speaker 3>actually happened. And in the time since I have stopped

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<v Speaker 3>looking with these two women only because the appearance of

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<v Speaker 3>a three bedroom house in these and suburbs who are

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<v Speaker 3>looking very grim.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think they're in.

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<v Speaker 3>A bit of a pickle because now their names are

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<v Speaker 3>on file for this very prestigious, very well known real estate.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if you were the guy and you've got a

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<v Speaker 3>message like that, surely you put them on a blacklist.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the blacklist real I don't know like, anyone here

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<v Speaker 4>a real estate agent, Are you honest? Be honest?

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<v Speaker 2>Has anyone been blacklisted or has experience with someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>been blacklisted?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? You have.

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<v Speaker 5>Them?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, but you're not a real estate babe.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe.

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<v Speaker 4>I've definitely estate black listing. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think it's like a really sophisticated scare tactic?

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<v Speaker 2>If we're all assuming there's this like blacklist that we're

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<v Speaker 2>all trying not to be on, and so we are

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of caution, We're trying not to be

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<v Speaker 2>like prickly or do anything so we don't get blacklisted.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's this many people in a room, and we

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<v Speaker 2>know how many people and nobody knows of anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>who's been blacklisted. Maybe it's fake.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I think blacklisting exists.

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<v Speaker 3>I just mean more in a real estate capacity, or

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<v Speaker 3>like what is a blacklist?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it a physical list?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there like a network of people putting them into

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<v Speaker 3>a document?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this is assuming that to the real estate agent,

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<v Speaker 2>your friend's names were that memorable.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's pretty it's pretty funny, Like if you

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<v Speaker 3>were him, you'd be screenshowing it sending around, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>bella property or.

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<v Speaker 2>LJ.

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<v Speaker 4>Hooker, you're the Rubenstein groups. We should you Gavin on

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<v Speaker 4>this segment, see how he would respond. I mean, I reckon,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, you might not be fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a video that Domain posted a little like

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<v Speaker 2>tiktoki whatever of seventy people lining up for seven hundred

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<v Speaker 2>a week two bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not unusual, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never line like if if that's any people

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<v Speaker 2>are going, it's done. You're not getting the apartment, just

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<v Speaker 2>tap out.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but someone's gonna win it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>about all that.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, I feel like that story was worthwhile

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<v Speaker 2>just to say it's been done before. Personally, I want

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<v Speaker 2>all my interactions with my real estate. If I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have any kind of commotion, I want to be postly

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<v Speaker 2>signing I'm going ham.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even care anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've been like fearmonged into being like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do this, don't say this. It's not charity work,

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<v Speaker 2>especially renting in Sydney. You're gonna hear from me King.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully I've heard that there might be a tenant. You

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<v Speaker 3>know how we have to give like good referra. We

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<v Speaker 3>have to get referrals to be given a house.

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<v Speaker 4>I think now there's talk about being getting well who

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<v Speaker 4>are the people that win them?

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<v Speaker 3>Or landlord landlord references that TikTok mean yeah, but no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was that comedian that started what's his name? Tom?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do an't when else see that TikTok of

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<v Speaker 3>that comedian and be like, yeah, we need to get

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<v Speaker 3>landlords giving references. I literally read an article that's like

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<v Speaker 3>this actually might happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But not to be devil's I have recur But even

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<v Speaker 2>if there are landlord references, rent is still on in

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<v Speaker 2>the position where even having that reference is going to

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<v Speaker 2>make it easier for them to find a place to live.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the point remains like it is like a systemic

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<v Speaker 2>issue where houses are a commodity. Therefore people will never

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<v Speaker 2>be able to fairly get you know what I'm saying, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do. So put the pressure on your real estate

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<v Speaker 2>agent while you're in a mutual agreement. Anyway, if we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to suffer, let's both suffer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I'm calling up for the mold. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 4>up for any little things, little chip on the wall,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm calling.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'm like, the TAP's leaking. They're like, did you check? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you fix it? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>That's on that well ra pitch that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly thought it's going to be a voice member

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<v Speaker 2>from the real estate agent.

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<v Speaker 4>You cheat it up? Oh imagine that? I mean, was

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<v Speaker 4>it worth a payoff? Put your paddle up? Yeah, sympathy paddles.

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<v Speaker 2>They would never do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Do that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is flex and froomes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to confuse you even more by talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the different types of hot girl there is. That is

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<v Speaker 2>a phrase that's been floating around on the Internet for ages,

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<v Speaker 2>but i'day it's popularized by Megan the Stallion in her

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<v Speaker 2>hit single Hot Girl Shit Anyway. So there's this TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>user called the Jar who created their own version of

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<v Speaker 2>the hot girl archetypes and broke it down even further

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<v Speaker 2>so that you could find out your own I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think this is a comprehensive, conclusive list, but it's good

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<v Speaker 2>to know what's being used. So to start with a

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<v Speaker 2>few disclaimers, being a hot girl or having hot girl

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<v Speaker 2>energy HG is based on personality and preference, not on

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<v Speaker 2>how you look.

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<v Speaker 4>So banshees are invited.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, bushpigs and banches can come. Anyone can have

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<v Speaker 2>hot girl energy. You can be a hybrid of more

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<v Speaker 2>than one of more than two hot girl. When I

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<v Speaker 2>read the list, you'll know what this means. Hot girl

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<v Speaker 2>energy isn't gendered. Anyone can have hot girl energy regardless

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<v Speaker 2>of how you identify. And some men fall into hot

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<v Speaker 2>girl prototypes. Others give up hot boy energy. Others just aren't.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, not talking about that right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So the five hot girl archetypes are number one elusive,

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<v Speaker 2>two ironic, three doesn't know it at all, four party,

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<v Speaker 2>five weird off the dome.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I know where we both are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where are we weird? Yeah, weird hot girl? I

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<v Speaker 2>think not everyone can do it. Not everyone can party

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<v Speaker 2>with a weird hot girl.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a specific genre. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The elusive hot girl is a girl that doesn't have Instagram,

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<v Speaker 3>or she is someone that does have Instagram but never

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<v Speaker 3>shares anything personal.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Elusive hot girls have finsters and they're yeah, come

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<v Speaker 2>on now, no Elusif hot girl has finsters, nine posts

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<v Speaker 2>on the grid. When she posts an Instagram story, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a hand and with like a ring. But it's blurry.

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<v Speaker 2>And the next one is like a street sign. You're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>where is she? I don't know?

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<v Speaker 4>She's elusive.

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<v Speaker 3>They're the opposite of elusive because they're trying.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what the word means. Elusive.

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<v Speaker 3>Elusive is like to me, someone who's elusive is someone

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<v Speaker 3>who's not doing planned content.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what the word means.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what does the word mean? Go on, then I'll

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<v Speaker 4>google it.

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<v Speaker 2>Elucid doesn't mean you don't do spunk.

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<v Speaker 3>On you just want to take that for yourself. Elusive,

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<v Speaker 3>elusive is difficult to find. Catcher achieve exactly. Someone who

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't have social media. I know a lot of hot

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<v Speaker 3>people that don't have social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Next, allegedly, how do we know they're not on socials? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the next one ironic meme girl runs a meme account.

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<v Speaker 2>Meme girls definitely hot in a like I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know how to do my makeup way, but it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a perfect base every time. It's tricky And also like comedians,

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<v Speaker 2>I run a cop doesn't know it annoying?

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<v Speaker 4>Boring?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're not themselves annoying, but I don't like that tag.

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<v Speaker 3>What it's very like you don't know your BEAUTIFU.

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<v Speaker 2>What if some people don't know? But what if some

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<v Speaker 2>people just don't know? I know a bunch of hot

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<v Speaker 2>girls where I'm like, if you really knew how hot

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<v Speaker 2>of a hot girl you were, you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Act like this.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting Now I relate to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh not personally, but I know people around me that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 4>They should be chasing you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And then we have the party hot girl, which

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<v Speaker 2>is as simple, that's a classic archetype. I like that

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<v Speaker 2>on a lot. Then weird hot girl, how would you

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<v Speaker 2>describe us for me?

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<v Speaker 4>So you agree, yeah, weird hot girl.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought they were hot physically, then you got to

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<v Speaker 3>know their personality and it completely ruled them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I say that to you verbata yes, yeh, triggered, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Triggled in this moment. Now I reckon weird hot girls,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's like crazy kinky, No, you've lost me, but

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<v Speaker 3>keep going crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Brooks laughing our producer because she knows I'm right,

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<v Speaker 3>are crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it weird weird hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird hot girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Weird hot girl is for a specific type of men,

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<v Speaker 3>a weird hot girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, true? Okay, So so was Louis.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we've got four weird hot girls in the building. True.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a weird hot girl is especially interesting in

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<v Speaker 3>relation to a straight man who is attracted to the

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<v Speaker 3>weird hot girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would we reference a straight man. We're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>weird hot girls, babe.

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<v Speaker 3>Because the weird hot girls that I'm relating to have

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<v Speaker 3>interesting men. I think there's a specific type of man

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<v Speaker 3>that goes for weird hot girls, and they're like anime adjacent.

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<v Speaker 3>They were a lot of black, they're a bit like

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<v Speaker 3>emo presenting, and they like the weird girl because they're

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<v Speaker 3>kind of different.

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<v Speaker 4>But they're also really hot.

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<v Speaker 2>So for those of you who don't know what a

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<v Speaker 2>weird hot girl is, just look to your local man.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think these things don't happen in a vacuum anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>I just know the type. I've experienced a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 1>This is flex and frooms.

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<v Speaker 2>For some reason, since I watched that movie Fresh I

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<v Speaker 2>think it was on yet Disney. Plus, it's about this

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<v Speaker 2>girl who ends up unknowingly dating a cannibal and a

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<v Speaker 2>human butcher and he sells this meat to billionaires. For

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<v Speaker 2>some reason, my whole feed has now like warped itself

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<v Speaker 2>to send me cannibal centered content. It's actually quite interesting

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<v Speaker 2>because it did introduce us to that company by Labs,

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to tackle the sustainability crisis and how terrible

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<v Speaker 2>meat farming is for the universe. We'll just earth by

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<v Speaker 2>making artisanal bring brethren into this by making an artisanal

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<v Speaker 2>soalami from celebrities meat cells. And then from there, I

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<v Speaker 2>shared that video onto our social media's TikTok and Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>and then somebody sent me a DM and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know about the guy who served his friend's tacos

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<v Speaker 2>made out of his own meat? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely do not know that story, and I'm sad.

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<v Speaker 4>To say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a link, please, And they did give me

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<v Speaker 2>a link, and it's so absurd, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>important that we get into it. Listen to this starts

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<v Speaker 2>with a question, if you could taste human flesh in

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<v Speaker 2>an ethical way, would you, of course wear a hard Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do this. We've already discussed we're a hard Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna lead the charge in ethical cannibalism and if

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<v Speaker 2>you won't join me, I'll do it myself anyway. But

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<v Speaker 2>then there was a Reddit post a couple of years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like four to five right now, of this guy

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<v Speaker 2>who shared this story of a motorcycle crash that put

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<v Speaker 2>him face to face with this maca hypothetical. Basically, a

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<v Speaker 2>car hit his bike and then sent him like careening

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<v Speaker 2>into a nearby forest just like absolutely he survived, basically,

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<v Speaker 2>but his foot was shattered to a point that he

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be able to walk again. So doctors asked, it's

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<v Speaker 2>got to go, like, so we're gonna amputate where you

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<v Speaker 2>want to amputate from? You wanna do ankle gone? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do like the whole like the tibr

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<v Speaker 2>the to the floot what do you want? He was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll amputate the whole calf, But like, can I keep

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<v Speaker 2>what you amputate? Which I think is pretty fair because

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<v Speaker 2>when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like can I keep it?

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<v Speaker 2>And my dad was like, yeah, baby, can keep it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I made jewelry out of it.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is like bio waste.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to keep shit that

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<v Speaker 3>comes out of your body, which we can do a whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode on, but I mean, is my teeth that came

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<v Speaker 2>out of my body or is it my bone anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>I did keep my teeth, made jewey out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Posted online. People were like, you're not allowed to keep that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well it's done now, is it my ears anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>So his doctor said yes, and so a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks after we got his leg amputated, he invited ten

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<v Speaker 2>of his quote unquote most open minded friends to a

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<v Speaker 2>brunch where he served things like kish and fruit tarts

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<v Speaker 2>and chocolate cake, but the main course was a for

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<v Speaker 2>heater taco made from his severed human limb.

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<v Speaker 3>My mouth is watering from disgustingness. There's a that yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when you fail, you're about to vomit comes in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gear and up, it's gearing up, it's priming the

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<v Speaker 2>orifice anyways at the time, And I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>that's changed recently, But the US didn't have a federal

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<v Speaker 2>law against cannibalism, like it's not technically banned, and Idaho

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<v Speaker 2>is the only state in which the act of eating

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<v Speaker 2>human flesh can land you in prison. So there are

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<v Speaker 2>laws against murder and buying and selling human meat, but

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<v Speaker 2>realistically eating human meat not illegal. So in his case,

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<v Speaker 2>it was not only legal but ethical because he decided

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<v Speaker 2>he was serving it. It's his limb, and he shared

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<v Speaker 2>it with people who were willing to participate. So basically

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<v Speaker 2>the article goes into like different questions about the experience,

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<v Speaker 2>and one of the questions was, how did you convince

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<v Speaker 2>ten friends to eat the foot with you? He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I invited eleven people. I said something like, I remember

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<v Speaker 2>how we always talked about how if we ever had

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<v Speaker 2>the chance to ethically eat human meat, would do it. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling you on that. Are we doing this or what?

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<v Speaker 2>In terms of how they cooked the food, marinate the

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<v Speaker 2>food human meat, they marinated it overnight and sortate it

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<v Speaker 2>with onions, pepper, salt, and lime juice. I'd personally use garlic.

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<v Speaker 2>Well whatever. Then they served it on corn or teas

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<v Speaker 2>with a tomatillo sauce. And how did it taste? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I guess?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Like pork? He said.

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<v Speaker 2>This particular cut the foot was super beefy, had a

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<v Speaker 2>very pronounced beefy flavor to it. The muscler cut was

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<v Speaker 2>tough and chewy. It tasted good, but the experience wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>the best. One friend had to spit it into a

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<v Speaker 2>napkin and that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>I would if I ate that I'd never be eating again.

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<v Speaker 2>Come often and how many times eaten? Something that you've

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<v Speaker 2>been told is meat but it is so miscellaneous, you

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<v Speaker 2>like it could be anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love cocktail. Frank Fence exactly.

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