Speaker 1: Flex and Ferns brought to you by Cada. This is
Speaker 1: the Flex in Frooms Summer Sessions podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh, this was one of my favorites. As you know,
Speaker 2: I'm on a personal journey to bring back home and
Speaker 2: so there was about four weeks in the year where
Speaker 2: I was just trying to integrate a few cannibalism stories
Speaker 2: just to get the girls primed and ready for our
Speaker 2: inevitable future. We have watched The Walking Dead, we know
Speaker 2: how this goes. But there was a guy who served
Speaker 2: his friend his amputated leg obviously cooked in a taco
Speaker 2: so really loved that. And then for me has one
Speaker 2: too many real estate stories for us.
Speaker 3: I have a character called Dicky Cox and he has
Speaker 3: incited lots of crimes against real estate agents that I
Speaker 3: have been privy to.
Speaker 4: This is a bloody good one. This is from a
Speaker 4: friend of mine.
Speaker 3: Her and I were looking for a house and she
Speaker 3: did a bit of a blueper situation. Was an agent,
Speaker 3: one might say, embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing.
Speaker 1: This is Flex and Frooms on CADA.
Speaker 3: I am currently in the process of looking for a house.
Speaker 4: As we know here in Sydney there's.
Speaker 3: A rental crisis there's also a rental crisis all around Australia,
Speaker 3: but in the Sydney's Eastern suburb, where I have chosen.
Speaker 4: To live, it's particularly bad.
Speaker 3: You gotta pay a premium, and that premium happens to
Speaker 3: have gone up by twenty percent, and I'm a tired ass.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be spending my money on a rent.
Speaker 3: I spend money on a mortgage. SIS is not there yet, however,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for a three bedroom house, which is particularly difficult.
Speaker 3: You don't really come across the three bedroom houses.
Speaker 2: Stop in two bedrooms, one study type of thing. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: So a friend of mine went to that. I've got
Speaker 3: moving with two friends. A friend of mine went and
Speaker 3: looked at a house for us. But this other friend's
Speaker 3: going to tell the story, Okay, cool with me.
Speaker 5: So we've recently been looking for houses across the Eastern
Speaker 5: suburbs of Sydney, and as you know, it's extremely competitive.
Speaker 5: So our game plan was to really butter up the
Speaker 5: real estate agents, like really schmooze them, be their best friend,
Speaker 5: like be really friendly inspections because financially we aren't able
Speaker 5: to give them like two hundred dollars above the offer,
Speaker 5: so our friend. She went to one of the inspections,
Speaker 5: first met the real estate agent like, had a really
Speaker 5: good like chat to him, and then was messaging him
Speaker 5: and send him a message saying, looking forward to hearing
Speaker 5: back from you today, had such a great time.
Speaker 1: Loved the apartment.
Speaker 5: And then she went to message me, but messaged him
Speaker 5: again and said residential real estate agents are just the
Speaker 5: worst people.
Speaker 1: And then he replied.
Speaker 4: I suppose that text has not meant for me, or
Speaker 4: was it?
Speaker 5: She is.
Speaker 1: Period, period, period.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time since I've been embarrassed, and
Speaker 2: that is so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Residential real estate agents not the worst, the worst people.
Speaker 3: That is the craziest thing about I can't believe this
Speaker 3: actually happened. And in the time since I have stopped
Speaker 3: looking with these two women only because the appearance of
Speaker 3: a three bedroom house in these and suburbs who are
Speaker 3: looking very grim.
Speaker 4: But I think they're in.
Speaker 3: A bit of a pickle because now their names are
Speaker 3: on file for this very prestigious, very well known real estate.
Speaker 3: Like if you were the guy and you've got a
Speaker 3: message like that, surely you put them on a blacklist.
Speaker 4: Is the blacklist real I don't know like, anyone here
Speaker 4: a real estate agent, Are you honest? Be honest?
Speaker 2: Has anyone been blacklisted or has experience with someone who's
Speaker 2: been blacklisted?
Speaker 3: Oh? You have.
Speaker 5: Them?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but you're not a real estate babe.
Speaker 5: I don't believe.
Speaker 4: I've definitely estate black listing. Wow.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's like a really sophisticated scare tactic?
Speaker 2: If we're all assuming there's this like blacklist that we're
Speaker 2: all trying not to be on, and so we are
Speaker 2: on the side of caution, We're trying not to be
Speaker 2: like prickly or do anything so we don't get blacklisted.
Speaker 2: But there's this many people in a room, and we
Speaker 2: know how many people and nobody knows of anyone who
Speaker 2: who's been blacklisted. Maybe it's fake.
Speaker 4: Oh I think blacklisting exists.
Speaker 3: I just mean more in a real estate capacity, or
Speaker 3: like what is a blacklist?
Speaker 4: Is it a physical list?
Speaker 3: Is there like a network of people putting them into
Speaker 3: a document?
Speaker 2: I mean this is assuming that to the real estate agent,
Speaker 2: your friend's names were that memorable.
Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty it's pretty funny, Like if you
Speaker 3: were him, you'd be screenshowing it sending around, you know,
Speaker 3: bella property or.
Speaker 2: LJ.
Speaker 4: Hooker, you're the Rubenstein groups. We should you Gavin on
Speaker 4: this segment, see how he would respond. I mean, I reckon,
Speaker 4: you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: To be honest, you might not be fine.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 2: I saw a video that Domain posted a little like
Speaker 2: tiktoki whatever of seventy people lining up for seven hundred
Speaker 2: a week two bedroom.
Speaker 4: That's not unusual, yep.
Speaker 2: I would never line like if if that's any people
Speaker 2: are going, it's done. You're not getting the apartment, just
Speaker 2: tap out.
Speaker 4: I know, but someone's gonna win it. I don't know
Speaker 4: about all that.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I feel like that story was worthwhile
Speaker 2: just to say it's been done before. Personally, I want
Speaker 2: all my interactions with my real estate. If I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have any kind of commotion, I want to be postly
Speaker 2: signing I'm going ham.
Speaker 4: I don't even care anymore.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been like fearmonged into being like,
Speaker 2: don't do this, don't say this. It's not charity work,
Speaker 2: especially renting in Sydney. You're gonna hear from me King.
Speaker 4: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Hopefully I've heard that there might be a tenant. You
Speaker 3: know how we have to give like good referra. We
Speaker 3: have to get referrals to be given a house.
Speaker 4: I think now there's talk about being getting well who
Speaker 4: are the people that win them?
Speaker 3: Or landlord landlord references that TikTok mean yeah, but no,
Speaker 3: it's a thing.
Speaker 4: And it was that comedian that started what's his name? Tom?
Speaker 3: Do you do an't when else see that TikTok of
Speaker 3: that comedian and be like, yeah, we need to get
Speaker 3: landlords giving references. I literally read an article that's like
Speaker 3: this actually might happen.
Speaker 2: But not to be devil's I have recur But even
Speaker 2: if there are landlord references, rent is still on in
Speaker 2: the position where even having that reference is going to
Speaker 2: make it easier for them to find a place to live.
Speaker 2: Like the point remains like it is like a systemic
Speaker 2: issue where houses are a commodity. Therefore people will never
Speaker 2: be able to fairly get you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do. So put the pressure on your real estate
Speaker 2: agent while you're in a mutual agreement. Anyway, if we're
Speaker 2: going to suffer, let's both suffer.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm calling up for the mold. I'm calling
Speaker 4: up for any little things, little chip on the wall,
Speaker 4: I'm calling.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, the TAP's leaking. They're like, did you check? No,
Speaker 2: you fix it? Anyway?
Speaker 4: That's on that well ra pitch that guy.
Speaker 2: I honestly thought it's going to be a voice member
Speaker 2: from the real estate agent.
Speaker 4: You cheat it up? Oh imagine that? I mean, was
Speaker 4: it worth a payoff? Put your paddle up? Yeah, sympathy paddles.
Speaker 2: They would never do that.
Speaker 5: Do that.
Speaker 1: This is flex and froomes.
Speaker 2: I'm going to confuse you even more by talking about
Speaker 2: the different types of hot girl there is. That is
Speaker 2: a phrase that's been floating around on the Internet for ages,
Speaker 2: but i'day it's popularized by Megan the Stallion in her
Speaker 2: hit single Hot Girl Shit Anyway. So there's this TikTok
Speaker 2: user called the Jar who created their own version of
Speaker 2: the hot girl archetypes and broke it down even further
Speaker 2: so that you could find out your own I don't
Speaker 2: think this is a comprehensive, conclusive list, but it's good
Speaker 2: to know what's being used. So to start with a
Speaker 2: few disclaimers, being a hot girl or having hot girl
Speaker 2: energy HG is based on personality and preference, not on
Speaker 2: how you look.
Speaker 4: So banshees are invited.
Speaker 2: Of course, bushpigs and banches can come. Anyone can have
Speaker 2: hot girl energy. You can be a hybrid of more
Speaker 2: than one of more than two hot girl. When I
Speaker 2: read the list, you'll know what this means. Hot girl
Speaker 2: energy isn't gendered. Anyone can have hot girl energy regardless
Speaker 2: of how you identify. And some men fall into hot
Speaker 2: girl prototypes. Others give up hot boy energy. Others just aren't.
Speaker 2: But you know, not talking about that right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: So the five hot girl archetypes are number one elusive,
Speaker 2: two ironic, three doesn't know it at all, four party,
Speaker 2: five weird off the dome.
Speaker 4: I think I know where we both are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are we weird? Yeah, weird hot girl? I
Speaker 2: think not everyone can do it. Not everyone can party
Speaker 2: with a weird hot girl.
Speaker 4: It's a specific genre. Okay.
Speaker 3: The elusive hot girl is a girl that doesn't have Instagram,
Speaker 3: or she is someone that does have Instagram but never
Speaker 3: shares anything personal.
Speaker 2: No. Elusive hot girls have finsters and they're yeah, come
Speaker 2: on now, no Elusif hot girl has finsters, nine posts
Speaker 2: on the grid. When she posts an Instagram story, it's
Speaker 2: like a hand and with like a ring. But it's blurry.
Speaker 2: And the next one is like a street sign. You're like, okay,
Speaker 2: where is she? I don't know?
Speaker 4: She's elusive.
Speaker 3: They're the opposite of elusive because they're trying.
Speaker 2: That's not what the word means. Elusive.
Speaker 3: Elusive is like to me, someone who's elusive is someone
Speaker 3: who's not doing planned content.
Speaker 2: That's not what the word means.
Speaker 4: Okay, what does the word mean? Go on, then I'll
Speaker 4: google it.
Speaker 2: Elucid doesn't mean you don't do spunk.
Speaker 3: On you just want to take that for yourself. Elusive,
Speaker 3: elusive is difficult to find. Catcher achieve exactly. Someone who
Speaker 3: doesn't have social media. I know a lot of hot
Speaker 3: people that don't have social media.
Speaker 2: Next, allegedly, how do we know they're not on socials? Okay,
Speaker 2: the next one ironic meme girl runs a meme account.
Speaker 2: Meme girls definitely hot in a like I don't even
Speaker 2: know how to do my makeup way, but it's like
Speaker 2: a perfect base every time. It's tricky And also like comedians,
Speaker 2: I run a cop doesn't know it annoying?
Speaker 4: Boring?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not themselves annoying, but I don't like that tag.
Speaker 3: What it's very like you don't know your BEAUTIFU.
Speaker 2: What if some people don't know? But what if some
Speaker 2: people just don't know? I know a bunch of hot
Speaker 2: girls where I'm like, if you really knew how hot
Speaker 2: of a hot girl you were, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Act like this.
Speaker 4: Interesting Now I relate to that.
Speaker 3: Oh not personally, but I know people around me that
Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 4: They should be chasing you?
Speaker 2: Okay? And then we have the party hot girl, which
Speaker 2: is as simple, that's a classic archetype. I like that
Speaker 2: on a lot. Then weird hot girl, how would you
Speaker 2: describe us for me?
Speaker 4: So you agree, yeah, weird hot girl.
Speaker 3: You thought they were hot physically, then you got to
Speaker 3: know their personality and it completely ruled them out.
Speaker 2: I say that to you verbata yes, yeh, triggered, yes.
Speaker 3: Triggled in this moment. Now I reckon weird hot girls,
Speaker 3: like it's like crazy kinky, No, you've lost me, but
Speaker 3: keep going crazy?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is Brooks laughing our producer because she knows I'm right,
Speaker 3: are crazy?
Speaker 4: Is it weird weird hot.
Speaker 2: Weird hot girl?
Speaker 3: Weird hot girl is for a specific type of men,
Speaker 3: a weird hot girl.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, true? Okay, So so was Louis.
Speaker 2: Wow, we've got four weird hot girls in the building. True.
Speaker 3: I think a weird hot girl is especially interesting in
Speaker 3: relation to a straight man who is attracted to the
Speaker 3: weird hot girl.
Speaker 2: Why would we reference a straight man. We're talking about
Speaker 2: weird hot girls, babe.
Speaker 3: Because the weird hot girls that I'm relating to have
Speaker 3: interesting men. I think there's a specific type of man
Speaker 3: that goes for weird hot girls, and they're like anime adjacent.
Speaker 3: They were a lot of black, they're a bit like
Speaker 3: emo presenting, and they like the weird girl because they're
Speaker 3: kind of different.
Speaker 4: But they're also really hot.
Speaker 2: So for those of you who don't know what a
Speaker 2: weird hot girl is, just look to your local man.
Speaker 3: Well, I think these things don't happen in a vacuum anyway.
Speaker 4: I just know the type. I've experienced a lot of them.
Speaker 1: This is flex and frooms.
Speaker 2: For some reason, since I watched that movie Fresh I
Speaker 2: think it was on yet Disney. Plus, it's about this
Speaker 2: girl who ends up unknowingly dating a cannibal and a
Speaker 2: human butcher and he sells this meat to billionaires. For
Speaker 2: some reason, my whole feed has now like warped itself
Speaker 2: to send me cannibal centered content. It's actually quite interesting
Speaker 2: because it did introduce us to that company by Labs,
Speaker 2: who wants to tackle the sustainability crisis and how terrible
Speaker 2: meat farming is for the universe. We'll just earth by
Speaker 2: making artisanal bring brethren into this by making an artisanal
Speaker 2: soalami from celebrities meat cells. And then from there, I
Speaker 2: shared that video onto our social media's TikTok and Instagram,
Speaker 2: and then somebody sent me a DM and said, oh,
Speaker 2: you know about the guy who served his friend's tacos
Speaker 2: made out of his own meat? And I was like,
Speaker 2: I absolutely do not know that story, and I'm sad.
Speaker 4: To say that.
Speaker 2: Give me a link, please, And they did give me
Speaker 2: a link, and it's so absurd, but I think it's
Speaker 2: important that we get into it. Listen to this starts
Speaker 2: with a question, if you could taste human flesh in
Speaker 2: an ethical way, would you, of course wear a hard Yes,
Speaker 2: don't do this. We've already discussed we're a hard Yes,
Speaker 2: We're gonna lead the charge in ethical cannibalism and if
Speaker 2: you won't join me, I'll do it myself anyway. But
Speaker 2: then there was a Reddit post a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: maybe like four to five right now, of this guy
Speaker 2: who shared this story of a motorcycle crash that put
Speaker 2: him face to face with this maca hypothetical. Basically, a
Speaker 2: car hit his bike and then sent him like careening
Speaker 2: into a nearby forest just like absolutely he survived, basically,
Speaker 2: but his foot was shattered to a point that he
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to walk again. So doctors asked, it's
Speaker 2: got to go, like, so we're gonna amputate where you
Speaker 2: want to amputate from? You wanna do ankle gone? Do
Speaker 2: you want to do like the whole like the tibr
Speaker 2: the to the floot what do you want? He was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll amputate the whole calf, But like, can I keep
Speaker 2: what you amputate? Which I think is pretty fair because
Speaker 2: when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I was.
Speaker 1: Like can I keep it?
Speaker 2: And my dad was like, yeah, baby, can keep it,
Speaker 2: and then I made jewelry out of it.
Speaker 4: But this is like bio waste.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to keep shit that
Speaker 3: comes out of your body, which we can do a whole.
Speaker 2: Episode on, but I mean, is my teeth that came
Speaker 2: out of my body or is it my bone anyway?
Speaker 2: I did keep my teeth, made jewey out of it.
Speaker 2: Posted online. People were like, you're not allowed to keep that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well it's done now, is it my ears anyway?
Speaker 2: So his doctor said yes, and so a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks after we got his leg amputated, he invited ten
Speaker 2: of his quote unquote most open minded friends to a
Speaker 2: brunch where he served things like kish and fruit tarts
Speaker 2: and chocolate cake, but the main course was a for
Speaker 2: heater taco made from his severed human limb.
Speaker 3: My mouth is watering from disgustingness. There's a that yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, when you fail, you're about to vomit comes in.
Speaker 2: It's gear and up, it's gearing up, it's priming the
Speaker 2: orifice anyways at the time, And I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's changed recently, But the US didn't have a federal
Speaker 2: law against cannibalism, like it's not technically banned, and Idaho
Speaker 2: is the only state in which the act of eating
Speaker 2: human flesh can land you in prison. So there are
Speaker 2: laws against murder and buying and selling human meat, but
Speaker 2: realistically eating human meat not illegal. So in his case,
Speaker 2: it was not only legal but ethical because he decided
Speaker 2: he was serving it. It's his limb, and he shared
Speaker 2: it with people who were willing to participate. So basically
Speaker 2: the article goes into like different questions about the experience,
Speaker 2: and one of the questions was, how did you convince
Speaker 2: ten friends to eat the foot with you? He's like,
Speaker 2: I invited eleven people. I said something like, I remember
Speaker 2: how we always talked about how if we ever had
Speaker 2: the chance to ethically eat human meat, would do it. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm calling you on that. Are we doing this or what?
Speaker 2: In terms of how they cooked the food, marinate the
Speaker 2: food human meat, they marinated it overnight and sortate it
Speaker 2: with onions, pepper, salt, and lime juice. I'd personally use garlic.
Speaker 2: Well whatever. Then they served it on corn or teas
Speaker 2: with a tomatillo sauce. And how did it taste? Do
Speaker 2: you want to know?
Speaker 4: Can I guess?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like pork? He said.
Speaker 2: This particular cut the foot was super beefy, had a
Speaker 2: very pronounced beefy flavor to it. The muscler cut was
Speaker 2: tough and chewy. It tasted good, but the experience wasn't
Speaker 2: the best. One friend had to spit it into a
Speaker 2: napkin and that was it.
Speaker 4: I would if I ate that I'd never be eating again.
Speaker 2: Come often and how many times eaten? Something that you've
Speaker 2: been told is meat but it is so miscellaneous, you
Speaker 2: like it could be anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love cocktail. Frank Fence exactly.
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