Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 1: On the nuts. The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O
Speaker 1: four Hey, come on.
Speaker 4: In Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Come
Speaker 4: on in Jack morning, guys, coome on in Patsy. Is
Speaker 4: everyone excited about fourteen hours from now?
Speaker 5: And the materialdas must win games.
Speaker 3: It's the hottest ticket in town. I'm bumped into a
Speaker 3: friend yesterday who's going tonight. It's so so rare to like,
Speaker 3: we tried everything to get tickets tonight.
Speaker 5: We got Yeah. My daughter's left home now.
Speaker 4: She's at university at Melbourne hor and ten of her
Speaker 4: mates are going under fed Square, which would be amazing
Speaker 4: tonight to watch the game is it's all on tonight.
Speaker 4: It literally is sported demands tension and there's prop at tension.
Speaker 4: It's a must win game at the home advantage as well.
Speaker 4: But Samka over the weekend, the big news on Saturday,
Speaker 4: the most talked about Calves and Showbiz.
Speaker 5: Samka is playing tonight.
Speaker 4: I don'tually play the full game where they bring on
Speaker 4: the first half or someone second off, but it is
Speaker 4: amazing that sam goes playing tonight.
Speaker 5: Do we think they're gonna win?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? They win.
Speaker 4: They have to win.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course they will.
Speaker 4: We need to use this show today as a platform
Speaker 4: for positivity to direct using the billboards whatever means. We
Speaker 4: haven't notice that producer Kate in the studio has her
Speaker 4: Matilda's scarf on Good Morning Caitlyn, Hi, I was just
Speaker 4: took a deep breath there, like it's Christmas Day.
Speaker 6: When you just said before do we think they're gonna win?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: It was a bit quiet.
Speaker 6: I was gonna be like, yes, no, bring that today.
Speaker 3: We need that.
Speaker 4: There might be people who maybe not seen all the
Speaker 4: games and it's been an amazing World Cup in some
Speaker 4: great games and brilliant goals. You were just taking Jack
Speaker 4: and I about the point situation today.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's it's a tough one because what's happening.
Speaker 4: I notice you with glays Nov when I and I even,
Speaker 4: I was like, there are a lot of perplications.
Speaker 3: I'll give you the shorter because Caitlyn came through and said, well,
Speaker 3: we need to win. But if we draw tonight and
Speaker 3: Nigeria do this and this and then and then it
Speaker 3: goes back to games before and goals kicked. The short
Speaker 3: of it is, we have to win tonight.
Speaker 6: We have to win all they have to lose by two.
Speaker 5: So both games are running at the.
Speaker 6: Same time, both eight pm tonight and.
Speaker 4: So what Australia has to win. If we don't win,
Speaker 4: what happens is that it we're out.
Speaker 6: So if we don't win and we draw, Nigeria has
Speaker 6: to lose by two because if they lose by one,
Speaker 6: we're on equal points, and then it goes down to
Speaker 6: other games played outside of the competition. Is really yeah,
Speaker 6: four and against is how I've read it, is how
Speaker 6: I understand it. For and against outside of the competition,
Speaker 6: and we.
Speaker 4: Lose still, so what would they go back and analyze.
Speaker 6: I have no idea, but it just said like they
Speaker 6: will go further down and then it I.
Speaker 3: Remember that from past competitions where they even go down sometimes,
Speaker 3: so they go who scored the most goals, who conceded
Speaker 3: the most goals, Then they go to things like who
Speaker 3: got the most red cards, So like the nor tears
Speaker 3: team loses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to win.
Speaker 5: We have we have to win.
Speaker 3: That's easy to win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a must wing game.
Speaker 4: So what else are you doing today to get to
Speaker 4: bring any good luck to the team?
Speaker 5: Calen Okay.
Speaker 6: So the first game they ever played, I bought a scarf.
Speaker 6: Right they played against France in the friendly. I wore
Speaker 6: that to the game they won. Then I wore it
Speaker 6: the first game they played they won. Then I didn't
Speaker 6: wear it.
Speaker 4: Oh my, it's your fault, Nigeria.
Speaker 3: Why why didn't you bring it?
Speaker 2: Was probably a busy day.
Speaker 6: I was focused on the show and I just forgot
Speaker 6: to put.
Speaker 4: It shows out of four hours.
Speaker 3: Hard workout to have a scarff on that might slow
Speaker 3: me down running phone call, phone.
Speaker 4: Call, Friday show, so sing as a scarf.
Speaker 6: So I put the scarf on today and I know
Speaker 6: that we'll make them win.
Speaker 4: And can you see Sam Kirk getting a goal? The
Speaker 4: best thing is she scores with the first five minutes.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Look, we've taken a lot of corners. So I
Speaker 6: feel like with her in there and her getting up
Speaker 6: that high, she's brilliant at it. She's the best in
Speaker 6: the world at it. I reckon we will score a
Speaker 6: goal and it will be Sam Kerk.
Speaker 5: I love this positivity. I want to get Matilda Scarf.
Speaker 1: Today The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Patsy, how was your weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh, wasn't the weather fantastic?
Speaker 4: Seriously, what a gift? You know, you can almost feel
Speaker 4: the potential of spring is coming around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wore a T shirt all weekend like
Speaker 2: it was not winter at all.
Speaker 4: Anything else with it.
Speaker 5: Just the T shirt.
Speaker 2: Rewilding wild out West anyway, really got us in the
Speaker 2: mood to get out in the garden and clean it up.
Speaker 2: We've got like a patio off our bedroom which is
Speaker 2: pretty feral, like all the pavers and stuff are green
Speaker 2: because it never sees sugn And I've been on too, Chris.
Speaker 2: We need to do something nice, so it's nice to
Speaker 2: look out on it on a Sunday with My.
Speaker 4: Wife gets very activated when it's sundy, like actually starts
Speaker 4: looking around and this means the stuff to do. Spring
Speaker 4: waking up means like God, Chris, surety, you can see
Speaker 4: that out there. There's a of hours at least of
Speaker 4: stuff to do. Sport Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is foul, so I said, we need
Speaker 2: to get out there pressure spray and there's the colorbond
Speaker 2: fence down the side and it sort of glares at
Speaker 2: you in the face when you look out there. And
Speaker 2: I said, we really need to do like we've been.
Speaker 3: Saying, hard to fall asleep in the fence looking at
Speaker 3: you like that's judgmental.
Speaker 2: It's really ugly, and like we've been in the house
Speaker 2: for nearly twenty five years, and I think we've said
Speaker 2: for every one of those twenty five years we must
Speaker 2: do something with that fence. And I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: this is it the times come. We're going to go
Speaker 2: to Bunning's and let's get some of that fake hedging
Speaker 2: stuff that you can, you know, put on the fence.
Speaker 2: That's what it needs. It goes, Yeah, that's a good idea. No,
Speaker 2: you can get some really nice.
Speaker 4: To cover over the jet skis as well.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so we go.
Speaker 4: To and grows something.
Speaker 2: Now, No, because no, it's a difficult. This is a
Speaker 2: thing because it doesn't see sun.
Speaker 4: There's not a lot you can timber design carton g
Speaker 4: glaring fence, fair old patio.
Speaker 3: Where the sun never shotes.
Speaker 4: Like a kid's theme part.
Speaker 2: With all these names, everything we've tried to plant. There
Speaker 2: has always dyed, even ferns.
Speaker 4: It's just not what even about us saying evergreen conifer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like a cornerver they get too big,
Speaker 2: and I don't like the smell.
Speaker 3: Of it's got nothing in a plastic head.
Speaker 2: You're quite right, there's nothing like the.
Speaker 4: Smell some of the office plants from her hair. They're
Speaker 4: all plastic and fake.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we went to Bunnings, found the hedging that
Speaker 2: looks fantastic. Let's get it. Yep, we're set, And he said,
Speaker 2: you know, before we go, I really want to check
Speaker 2: out the smokers because he's just got a little smoker
Speaker 2: and he wants to upgrade now that he's running to them.
Speaker 4: It's like TVs. You might think sixty five is big enough.
Speaker 4: It isn't go seventy five eighty five. Running a campaign
Speaker 4: at the moment to get a larger TV, and I
Speaker 4: need petitions. I need names for it, because I don't
Speaker 4: think you can have a big enough TV.
Speaker 3: You guys have a big TV.
Speaker 4: We'll hear this. No, I'm turning it out. It's sixty five,
Speaker 4: it looks like seventy five. And I measured that yesterday diagonally,
Speaker 4: and it's not I need to go up to ninety five.
Speaker 2: Oh can you get ninety five?
Speaker 3: You the one you guys go to homies.
Speaker 2: We've got an eighty, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's good. Eighty is good. I'm stretching
Speaker 4: to an eighty five at the moment. I know that
Speaker 4: true enlightenment for me is an eighty five inch TV.
Speaker 3: But you don't need a big smoker as well, because
Speaker 3: he's who's he cooking for? That's it that dog?
Speaker 4: That's time John cooking for that big dino dog.
Speaker 2: He can't fit a full rack of ribs in there,
Speaker 2: he said, no, this won't do.
Speaker 4: To Stone cooking for who needs a full rack?
Speaker 2: Well, usually when he does a big cook up, people
Speaker 2: do like to come over because he's quite good at it,
Speaker 2: and so he has to sort of like he's cooking
Speaker 2: all day. He said, no, I need a bigger smoke er.
Speaker 2: I said, that's good. That can be your Christmas present.
Speaker 2: Let's go to we can when we're there looking at
Speaker 2: the hedging, have a look at a cook.
Speaker 4: You know what in el Serian says, yesterday, I was
Speaker 4: pushing for this new TV right and I even said
Speaker 4: to my wife. Look, if I get him to say,
Speaker 4: it's my Christmas present, she said, what are you twelve?
Speaker 4: Last time on a push for Christmas present in July?
Speaker 3: You are man, You've got to go for this one.
Speaker 3: It will be my Christmas present and birthday present.
Speaker 4: Christmas. I won't ask day. Chris wants the bigger smoke
Speaker 4: and the smokers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, so I'll go into the gardens.
Speaker 4: What you thinking of off set? Is he going to
Speaker 4: go Traiger?
Speaker 2: Well, he's very confused. I think he's not sure whether
Speaker 2: to go for the pellets, like the proper wood fire.
Speaker 5: Or the pets.
Speaker 4: They're very easy, the pellets so clean.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I keep saying that to him. Anyway, he said, look,
Speaker 2: I'll just be fifteen minutes. I said, you know, Worries,
Speaker 2: just come get me. I'll be in the garden section.
Speaker 2: He was like forty.
Speaker 4: Five, and the howling at the moon in the smokers.
Speaker 3: His own ribs in. You can't put that in here.
Speaker 4: He's butchering a cow right now, trying each of them out.
Speaker 2: Like a gave man.
Speaker 4: So did he buy anything? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, just just looking.
Speaker 4: God, all you left was some fake hedge.
Speaker 2: So I said to him, I'll get your vouchers. Is
Speaker 2: I don't know what you want.
Speaker 4: You need your nephew that just like you saw out yourself.
Speaker 2: I literally going to get what he needs.
Speaker 4: We'll just make it go with him and then make a.
Speaker 2: Prim Oh.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: It is a bit like a dog whistle.
Speaker 4: If you start talking about smokers, men wherever they are
Speaker 4: get activated. When I went to the movie Barbie last weekend,
Speaker 4: there's no spoilers were about to say, but there's a
Speaker 4: whole scene that's very funny about how did distract men Exactly.
Speaker 4: One of them was about talking about the Godfather movie,
Speaker 4: and my daughter turned to me, like, you know, on
Speaker 4: the flight bank from the UK, you did a five
Speaker 4: minute speech about why I had to watch the Godfather
Speaker 4: movie and I'm watching it on the Barbie thing. The
Speaker 4: other thing they should have talked about was smokers. There
Speaker 4: are so many texts coming in right now of smokers
Speaker 4: at Chris has to get. Really all of them are
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Speaker 8: Yes, for sure. Look I'm up at four in the
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Speaker 4: Oh bless you, Greg. Welcome on board. And where are
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Speaker 8: Towns or not Queens, wonderful part of the world.
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Speaker 8: Excellent. Yeah, through the app in my car. I just
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Speaker 4: Now, I get there feeling that you are punching various
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Speaker 3: So you're on some kind of London radio station, very
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've got my glasses on, so I should be
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Speaker 4: Great, it's like a new itis Specs Savors are using it.
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Speaker 3: It would seem a waste to send you the Human
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Speaker 4: Greg, Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: I grew up with a.
Speaker 4: What do you want to come and see them here
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd love to hear.
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Speaker 4: much for joining the show. It's got to Judy. Now,
Speaker 4: come on, Judy, Good morning, morning Judy. How was your weekend?
Speaker 9: My weekend was great? How was yours?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Great? Thanks Judy? And you at work right now?
Speaker 5: What do you do? I me Curia and what are
Speaker 5: you How long you've been doing that?
Speaker 9: About seventeen years?
Speaker 4: Seventeen years? And what have you ferried around over the years?
Speaker 9: Oh, explosives popular final shocks for the aquarium?
Speaker 4: All right, listen, we're gonna have to slow this down.
Speaker 4: This is first of all, we'll come with Shanson and
Speaker 4: I did hear that one? Explosive? So who do you
Speaker 4: work for?
Speaker 9: I worked for Silk. I've worked for different companies over
Speaker 9: the years. But but they're not explosive black T and T.
Speaker 9: They're chemicals that are very very explosive and yeah, very hesitive.
Speaker 9: You want to learn to drive before you carry those things.
Speaker 4: Are nervous with that in the back of the car,
Speaker 4: because no matter how could a driver you are, someone
Speaker 4: could go in the back of you and then you're
Speaker 4: all blowing up in the air.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well have you said he's going that up my insurance?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 9: And you my daughter want to party?
Speaker 5: Gotcha?
Speaker 4: And and sharks?
Speaker 9: Yeah, just baby worms? Is a breeder in a sea
Speaker 9: sid the breton for the aquarium. We deliver the fish,
Speaker 9: food and everything for the aquarium.
Speaker 3: And is it sitting on like when you buy gold
Speaker 3: fish in that plastic bag and a bit of water
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 9: They probably are their big sylophone containers. But no, they're
Speaker 9: pretty well boxed up so we can't really see them. Wow,
Speaker 9: would you a shame?
Speaker 5: What was you put it on the passenger seat? You
Speaker 5: in a shark?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, those two people in the vehicle.
Speaker 4: Come on, Judy will send you Mark. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much for listen to the show. Have a good debt work,
Speaker 4: thank you. I will all right, jess mal good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good maw. Have you had a great weekend? You're
Speaker 4: at work?
Speaker 5: And what do you do mate?
Speaker 10: I'm a demolish.
Speaker 5: And what are you going to be demolishing this morning?
Speaker 8: We're just finishing off up and out of basement, all
Speaker 8: that damn packing up to dirt.
Speaker 4: And so are you actually at work now or you're
Speaker 4: just trying to sort of get the energy together you
Speaker 4: sat in your car, or you actually at work right
Speaker 4: now about to start demolishing.
Speaker 2: I'm at work right here.
Speaker 8: I've already purled up the digger ready to go.
Speaker 4: I wonder how many kids, right we're obsessed with diggers.
Speaker 4: I was as a kid, And now you're doing the
Speaker 4: job that most little boys and girls, some of that
Speaker 4: are obsessed with doing that when they were kids.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it definitely obsessed with it when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, as will.
Speaker 4: So you're now on those rare people that actually the
Speaker 4: thing you're obsessed with as a kid, you're doing now.
Speaker 5: As a grown up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 5: And you stood enjoy every day you get to blow
Speaker 5: stuff up.
Speaker 11: Well we don't blow stuff up.
Speaker 8: We get to pull it down and make a big
Speaker 8: miss clean it up.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I still enjoy it every day. Awesome. All right, man,
Speaker 4: I'll send you a mug if anyone else is listening,
Speaker 4: who does the job that they were obsessed with as
Speaker 4: a kid, Because I think that's the best thing in life,
Speaker 4: give us a call.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We'll just chatting to Mail who works in excavation, putting
Speaker 4: things down. He's obsessed with us as a kid. He's
Speaker 4: now doing as a grown up the job that was
Speaker 4: obsessed with as a kid. If this is you, give
Speaker 4: us a call, Patsy, you dream of being a newsreader
Speaker 4: as a teenager or a.
Speaker 2: Dream of yours from about eight years of age eight, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mum put me into speech elocution because I wasn't speaking
Speaker 2: correctly and I was saying Monday Tuesday, and she said
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: Onndy Tuesday, she said, you need.
Speaker 2: To your grammar's terrible. You need to learn to speak.
Speaker 2: And I had a dear old lady. She was about eighty,
Speaker 2: missus Jake or anyway. Then she put me into a
Speaker 2: stedfits because she said, I think you're quite good at this.
Speaker 5: You have an amazing voice.
Speaker 4: You got great, Yeah, very very good. Oh.
Speaker 2: I listened to old tapes and I think, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't even recognize my voice. I guess you've developed it.
Speaker 5: Don't you think it takes years?
Speaker 2: Agatos absolutely does. But and that's sort of I loved
Speaker 2: public speaking and debating and stuff at school, and mom said,
Speaker 2: you know, why don't you do something different? I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was going to do hairdressing, and she said, do
Speaker 2: something different.
Speaker 4: What a great mum.
Speaker 2: What about radio? Don't do what you know? Just be different.
Speaker 2: It's okay to be different. So I went to the
Speaker 2: local radio station at three and A and that's what
Speaker 2: sort of started. I've been very, very blessed to be
Speaker 2: at Chris always reminds me. He says, you know, you
Speaker 2: don't know how lucky you are to have actually achieved
Speaker 2: what you always wanted to do. Not everyone gets to
Speaker 2: do that, So I do. I remember that every day,
Speaker 2: how lucky I am.
Speaker 5: It's a lovely story. Patsy. What about you, Jackie? Will
Speaker 5: you dreaming of doing this as a teenager?
Speaker 3: Mine was rockstar, so I didn't quite make it to
Speaker 3: the big stage. But yeah, when I was a kid
Speaker 3: playing pretending to play guitar with a cricket bat in
Speaker 3: front of the stereo, and I thought that I would be.
Speaker 4: It's too chy because I know you were into your
Speaker 4: bands and your music and punkers of that, but that.
Speaker 3: Was the thing that was that was the ultimate goal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you do a gig and be a
Speaker 4: rock star again.
Speaker 3: I played, I've played since, but sometimes you just don't
Speaker 3: have the talent Christian to take you all the way.
Speaker 4: There's plenty of people we play who don't have a
Speaker 4: lot of talent but still get played on this radio station.
Speaker 2: Jacket I should do a gig, I would definitely go
Speaker 2: to that jacket.
Speaker 4: I'd come along do it, but get the band back together.
Speaker 3: You know. The first gig I ever played was at
Speaker 3: the high school that I went to. On a Friday night,
Speaker 3: they put on concerts and we were the first band
Speaker 3: on stage, and they said, hey, just so there's music
Speaker 3: playing when people come in to the auditorium, start playing
Speaker 3: while the doors are still locked. So we come out
Speaker 3: on stage and there's nobody in there, and we have
Speaker 3: to go all right, one, two, three, four, start playing,
Speaker 3: and then they unlocked the doors and people like dribble
Speaker 3: in and they're like, why is there a band already playing?
Speaker 3: So having even just the two of you in the
Speaker 3: audience would be probably my biggest gein we double the
Speaker 3: capacity of what you have performed.
Speaker 4: All right, So if you're doing the job now that
Speaker 4: you dreamt of as a kid, give us a call.
Speaker 5: Naine four one four one oh four three, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Ian Borning, Christian Patsy Jack, how a so Ian.
Speaker 5: As a kid you dreamt of doing what was.
Speaker 4: It a firefighter and you are now a firefighter.
Speaker 11: I am now a firefighter. So my uncle took me
Speaker 11: down to the station in the UK when I was
Speaker 11: about five, put me in the big red truck for
Speaker 11: the helmet on, got to hold the hose and I thought, oh,
Speaker 11: that's all right. And then I went up and was
Speaker 11: a teacher for a little while. And then I saw
Speaker 11: the ad in the paper and I thought, oh, yeah,
Speaker 11: you know what. I want to go do that and
Speaker 11: I've been doing it for sixteen years.
Speaker 4: Good on you. Amazing thing to do as well. You
Speaker 4: guys are so brave everyone who does that. And I
Speaker 4: always think it's interesting when you trace back to your
Speaker 4: early first loves in life.
Speaker 5: How many later on in life you come back.
Speaker 4: And it's like a full till find you again. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you come back to and you rediscover it. It's amazing,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: They put ads in the paper for Fine and wanted Yes,
Speaker 3: do you like water?
Speaker 4: Do you like heat? We've got a job for you. Ian,
Speaker 4: thank you very much to give us a call mate
Speaker 4: and thank you for what you do as well.
Speaker 11: Now that's okay, Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: Maureen, good morning, Good morning Christian and the game morning. Marine.
Speaker 4: Have you had a good weekend? So, Marine, what did
Speaker 4: you dream of doing as a.
Speaker 7: Kid, Well, well, I was a little life to love
Speaker 7: the show Prisoner. Yes, and would you believe last year
Speaker 7: in my fifties, I had a career change and I
Speaker 7: now work in a prison.
Speaker 4: Oh I love. I love people's stories of zigzagly lives.
Speaker 4: That is awesome. So do you work in a prison now?
Speaker 4: Are you training?
Speaker 7: No? I work in a prison in the admin area
Speaker 7: and I've been there for our process business and I've
Speaker 7: been there for about six months and I sort of
Speaker 7: got my foody in the door. And now my mom
Speaker 7: blind to be a correction officer in September to hopefully
Speaker 7: be starting next year.
Speaker 5: This is awesome.
Speaker 4: I love that. Good on you, Marine, that's incredible.
Speaker 7: You know, I always loved Prisoner and Be and Lizzie
Speaker 7: and I was a real big Prisoner fan. And I thought,
Speaker 7: you know what, you're never too old in your mid
Speaker 7: fifties to start having.
Speaker 4: Correct Never too old, there's no real straight Yeah that's great,
Speaker 4: but I love the fact that your inspiration some people
Speaker 4: might have been for to how people see the right
Speaker 4: side of life, but for you, it's the TV show
Speaker 4: The Prisoner. How many how many other people that work
Speaker 4: in the correction industry it was because they watching The
Speaker 4: Prisoner would have gone either way. You are either criminal
Speaker 4: or the other side of the big door.
Speaker 7: That's right. Well I'm on the right.
Speaker 4: Side though, Tristan, Yes, and stay that way please all right, Marine,
Speaker 4: good love with all thanks recording.
Speaker 7: No way, thanks bye.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian know Kyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thirteen hours from now, it will be kickoff in the
Speaker 4: must win game of.
Speaker 5: The World Cup.
Speaker 4: You've got the one of the host countries. Australia have
Speaker 4: to beat Canada tonight and Sam Kerr is back. The
Speaker 4: calves are touched word no training, no training today. Gustavson
Speaker 4: was Gustaveson in the movie Rattatilli. By the way, he
Speaker 4: think he.
Speaker 3: Studs like I think Starveson.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when the name is familiar Gustaveson? Do
Speaker 4: you see the coach of Verna Matilda is it looks
Speaker 4: like he was in like an eighties pop bound whenever
Speaker 4: writes in the hair and the look about him. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Sam Kerr is back tonight, which is amazing news for
Speaker 4: her and the team as well. I think Mary Fowler's
Speaker 4: back in as well. But it is a must win game.
Speaker 4: So in about half an hour's time, we're in two
Speaker 4: week two on a winter billboard and we're going to
Speaker 4: use the billboards today all over town on the Thepee
Speaker 4: and the Bowlty, the Princess Freeway, tell of free when
Speaker 4: the monash to get behind the Matilda's your motivational messages.
Speaker 4: In twenty minutes time before that, we want to hear
Speaker 4: how your weekend wasn't six words, Patsy, what's it for you? Yes?
Speaker 2: Our Saturday special was rudely interrupted. Let me explain. We
Speaker 2: have a day, a date day on a Saturday because
Speaker 2: Audrey has about four hours of ballet and jazz, so
Speaker 2: it's she loves it, loves it. So she goes for
Speaker 2: four hours on a Saturday across the middle of the day.
Speaker 2: And this is just like a new thing sort of
Speaker 2: this year. So we suddenly after what is she now
Speaker 2: twelve years of coming up for air and thinking, oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, we've got four hours together as just a
Speaker 2: couple again. It's like we've rediscovered right there, like two
Speaker 2: steps ahead of me. So we'll normally go and have
Speaker 2: a nice lunch, which we did last Saturday, and then
Speaker 2: we can have some desserts. Yeah, Mammy and Daddy time
Speaker 2: work off the meal. You get some special cuddles. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so we're all get up. Saturday. We're driving home after
Speaker 2: a very nice lunch at Shadow facts Y.
Speaker 5: Chris has got Simon on trying to get back.
Speaker 2: One leg out the door, and my phone rings and
Speaker 2: it's Audie and she says, oh, Mom, the teachers not
Speaker 2: coming to jazz. She's sick. It's being canceled. So you
Speaker 2: need to come pick me up now. I said, now
Speaker 2: are you sure? She goes yeah. Now, but you've only
Speaker 2: been there two hourss No no, no, like we're done.
Speaker 2: I'm out in the front. You need to come get me.
Speaker 2: And the color just like fell from Chris's face. It's
Speaker 2: like opportunity missed.
Speaker 5: Turning that car around. So no, that's it.
Speaker 4: No, No afternoon tolight none? Oh chance interrupt us.
Speaker 2: Yes, so it's a bit like lotto at Jackpots next week.
Speaker 4: Oh, to roll over.
Speaker 2: Some of the stuff I talked about, I forget the microphones.
Speaker 1: On the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you have kids, whether they're young or they're teenagers,
Speaker 4: that what Patsy was talking about. That is what parents
Speaker 4: live for. It's also Saturday Saturday afternoon for us. Patsy
Speaker 4: the other week, or as I call it, hey hate Saturday.
Speaker 4: The other week, we were almost at the nuther Boar,
Speaker 4: shall we say, and my wife goes the dog and
Speaker 4: first in the throes of it, I thought, oh, it's
Speaker 4: like a new name for me and.
Speaker 1: Your dog.
Speaker 4: And then she goes, no, no, no, the dog is
Speaker 4: watching and I look around, a horrible little yappy dog,
Speaker 4: the little purp is what has been watching this? And
Speaker 4: I go, doesn't matter, guys, No, no, no, I can't
Speaker 4: let them see me like that. Can you?
Speaker 3: Can you wait until everybody's asleep in the house.
Speaker 2: No, too risky, too many fireworks check.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And also teenagers stay up late on their phones
Speaker 4: and they sense, they sense that you're around or you're
Speaker 4: trying to have joy. Where my scholar shirt shake? Jackie boy?
Speaker 5: What's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3: My six words are a phone call from David King,
Speaker 3: ex North Melbourne Premiership player David King gave us a
Speaker 3: call Bianca and I both on Friday afternoon after Remember
Speaker 3: I told you Bank had a crush on AFL three sixties.
Speaker 3: Jared Whiteley.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very high, brown top, end of town and a
Speaker 4: supreme broadcaster.
Speaker 3: That's our favorite. Actually, when Gordy goes to sleep, our
Speaker 3: favorite thing to do is put on AFL three sixty
Speaker 3: and catch up from the night before.
Speaker 4: That different what Patsy and I were talking about. Anyway,
Speaker 4: each couple to the Roman, whatever you get you can.
Speaker 3: Biankie confided that her TV crush is Jared Waiteley, which
Speaker 3: is maybe unconventional, so much so that David King played
Speaker 3: it to Jared Whiteley on their se and Breakfast show
Speaker 3: last week. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure whether you're aware of this, but this
Speaker 2: morning on Goaliff him Jack Post is just let's just
Speaker 2: let's just play some audio that I think.
Speaker 4: I think we'll concern us all, but we'll get your
Speaker 4: opinion on it. Post Wife Bianca has a.
Speaker 3: Very unusual crush football pundit Jared Watley.
Speaker 4: So now it's out. Now a man knows about it.
Speaker 3: Now he knows about it. So Kingy from the pub
Speaker 3: on Friday afternoon, what gave us a call? Yes, now
Speaker 3: I've only met him one time, and he helped us
Speaker 3: out with one last and a lovely guy. Lovely guy.
Speaker 3: So he calls us from the problem.
Speaker 4: He's obviously had to cut the fairs. I'll call Jack
Speaker 4: Post and not.
Speaker 3: Only that, so he gets our friend Steph from fox Footy,
Speaker 3: who's his producer at fox Footye, to make the phone call.
Speaker 3: She's saying like, hi, Jack, and then in the background
Speaker 3: I can hear King of going like, ask about they
Speaker 3: want Bianka to come in to sie it next week,
Speaker 3: to meding.
Speaker 4: You in this this out on his show, King if
Speaker 4: you dare.
Speaker 3: He is, and he thinks it's okay to ring me
Speaker 3: afternoon and get me to facilitate.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no no no, Hey bring
Speaker 4: your wife in, yes, drop her off you head home.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not even invited. What should I do now?
Speaker 3: Now Bianker is in this.
Speaker 2: She was still about it.
Speaker 3: She was on speaker first. She's like an indecent proposal,
Speaker 3: so she doesn't want to be sat in this awkwardness.
Speaker 3: I'm triangle dragged into a radio show and have to
Speaker 3: look at the person that you called the crush in
Speaker 3: their eyes, but knowing that it could never be because
Speaker 3: you're already married. I remind you Bianca, you're already You're.
Speaker 4: Very insistent there, but it can never be because you're
Speaker 4: already married the vowels.
Speaker 3: But then I've got afl legend Kingy asking us a
Speaker 3: favor pouring at your.
Speaker 4: Door, basically saying, g man's on heat. Lend us your
Speaker 4: wife Jared.
Speaker 3: Us also is married. So I mean, I'm sure he
Speaker 3: doesn't want the interaction.
Speaker 4: I want to tell you what. There's tense body language
Speaker 4: right now. Can you see what's going the arms.
Speaker 3: Christ him, I think against se and we should say no,
Speaker 3: you can't have any of our players essentially going over
Speaker 3: to your team.
Speaker 5: So how is this left?
Speaker 11: Was?
Speaker 4: How did you leave it? Because you're a polite guy.
Speaker 5: And been nice to hear from KINGI, yeah, what did
Speaker 5: you did you agree something?
Speaker 3: Well? I said, I'm going to pass you on to
Speaker 3: Steph the producer, not Kingy directly. I'll pass you on
Speaker 3: Blanka's number, so that on Monday you just give them
Speaker 3: your wife's number. On Monday, you guys can talk about
Speaker 3: it on your like privately to see if she really
Speaker 3: wants to do it or not.
Speaker 4: Your wife like that.
Speaker 3: She was on the phone call.
Speaker 2: She was she could hear everything no, you facilitated that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Pimp Daddy the Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We are into the second week on Win a Billboard,
Speaker 4: where every day this week we're giving you the billboards.
Speaker 4: Your message can go on these big electronic billboards that
Speaker 4: you see all over Melbourne and we can put your.
Speaker 5: Message up there within minute.
Speaker 4: Last week, here's what.
Speaker 9: Happened, Kennethy.
Speaker 4: Please bring back the forks or replace them, Mum. Mick
Speaker 4: wanted your humorous posty stories for publication.
Speaker 12: Adam, So, me and my mate we've opened up a
Speaker 12: little cafe in Thornberry and everything's five dollars, just to
Speaker 12: help out with everyone in this dribbling times.
Speaker 4: What would you like it to say, Adam?
Speaker 2: If maybe if we just said like five bucks, Schmark,
Speaker 2: everything's five bucks.
Speaker 4: How can we help you down?
Speaker 1: Well, all of them?
Speaker 7: A small country town called Thalds.
Speaker 1: We're trying to build a large cook of barrel.
Speaker 2: If we'll get enough moy we will give it a.
Speaker 4: Sig as well a snake. Yeah. Well, one thing at
Speaker 4: a time. Charlie Web start a.
Speaker 11: New children's band and we have our very first song
Speaker 11: coming out this Friday.
Speaker 4: Watch now Wake up this morning.
Speaker 12: Saw It's on the children's charts.
Speaker 4: Who's ahead of you? It's the Pokemon theme. Do you
Speaker 4: like the messages?
Speaker 10: Hey?
Speaker 4: Google play I love avocados by Easy Beasy. I think
Speaker 4: it's in.
Speaker 3: Small text down the bottom. Do you want death to
Speaker 3: the Pokemon theme or anything like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, little update then on the new hot
Speaker 4: kids band Easy Peasy, who single came out on Friday.
Speaker 5: There is so addictive this.
Speaker 4: This was my airworm on Friday. I watch an airworm anyway.
Speaker 4: Good news. Hi, I'm Michael and.
Speaker 3: I'm Harmony from Easy Pasy.
Speaker 6: We just wanted to say a huge thank you to
Speaker 6: the Christian O'Connor show for all of the billboards.
Speaker 2: It helps us get to number one.
Speaker 4: That is amazing. Dream I love avocado on Spotify.
Speaker 5: Now well done.
Speaker 4: All right, today we do something different with the billboards.
Speaker 4: We all need to get behind. The whole country needs
Speaker 4: to get behind. Motivate, lift the matildas. It is a
Speaker 4: must win game tonight in the Women's World Cup. It's
Speaker 4: right here in Melbourne as well. Just over twelve hours time. Tonight,
Speaker 4: Australia ranked tenth in a world taken on Canada, who
Speaker 4: are ranked seventh in the world. Huge game and good
Speaker 4: news she's back her first outing at the Women's World
Speaker 4: Cup here in Australia. Sam Kirk going to be huge tonight,
Speaker 4: sold out at Amy Park.
Speaker 5: We have all these billboards.
Speaker 4: The team are here, they will see the billboards.
Speaker 5: We need to motivate them.
Speaker 4: We can have a couple of different messages because we've
Speaker 4: got five different sites around town. They are the Thepean Highway,
Speaker 4: the Boulty Bridge, Princess Freeway, where I believe the girls
Speaker 4: are training today, running up and down. That's starting. Your
Speaker 4: staff said, you know, take it easy, please, no one
Speaker 4: can guts you on to other freeway and the Monash
Speaker 4: as well. So what do you want to say to
Speaker 4: the matildas to motivate them to win tonight? They need
Speaker 4: to win.
Speaker 3: I've just scribbled something down just as you were talking.
Speaker 3: So this is a work in progress. Let's get ridiculouless
Speaker 3: and Curry's.
Speaker 4: Current capitals like that. Yeah. I read an interview with
Speaker 4: Hugh Chapman, him and his wife. Every day they imagine
Speaker 4: that whatever there is happening that day has already gone
Speaker 4: very very well. Okay, so they go, oh and today
Speaker 4: I had that meeting and it went very very well.
Speaker 3: Wolverine five will be mad and then.
Speaker 4: He's walking into what he believes. He's manifested success and
Speaker 4: it obviously works out for him. He's a very successful man.
Speaker 4: So I think it should say congratulates the Matildas in
Speaker 4: great winning against Canada. Am I cursing it?
Speaker 3: Seven nil?
Speaker 4: I'll be that headline to our like idiot English DJ
Speaker 4: ruins Matilda's boom.
Speaker 3: I like it at least one premonition billboard.
Speaker 4: Billboard. What do you want to say to the Matildas?
Speaker 4: Give us a call now and we put it on
Speaker 4: the billboards when the next five or ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So tonight, big game right here in melb and the
Speaker 4: Women's World Cup and an amazing tournament so far. It
Speaker 4: is a must wing the Mathildas against Canada tonight. Sam
Speaker 4: Kerr is back. It's all set. The need the spirit
Speaker 4: of ted Lasso tonight. To believe in yourself, to believe
Speaker 4: in one another man's that's fundamental to being alive.
Speaker 12: Hell, look, yo, hey, if you can do that, if
Speaker 12: each of you can truly do that, can't nobody rip
Speaker 12: that apart?
Speaker 4: All right? So we're using our billboards that we're giving
Speaker 4: away to you guys every day for your motivational messages
Speaker 4: ahead of tonight's game for Matildas, what would you like
Speaker 4: to say to the girls? Cool us nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three Christian, what about come waltz
Speaker 4: and Matilda with me? It's nice. This is not necessarily
Speaker 4: to do with the game tonight.
Speaker 3: If I smashing the knucks, if I was at Matilda
Speaker 3: driving down the street and I saw that would go
Speaker 3: because what do you want me to? Would you want
Speaker 3: me to do?
Speaker 4: We've got a game, Matilda's there's another. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of people playing around with the whole waltzing Matilda. Matilda's
Speaker 4: waltzing to a wink. That's that's better. Come on, Tilly's,
Speaker 4: I've got fifty bucks on you.
Speaker 3: Well, nothing motivates them.
Speaker 4: That's Patrick in Mountain Evening. Chris has got come on,
Speaker 4: Matilda's make those canucks souk good?
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 4: Ricky's got come on, Ossie's you canna do this?
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 4: You can do this, Jane. This must have been written
Speaker 4: late Friday night. If Carton can turn it around, you
Speaker 4: can too possible, Yes, Jody, just one word believe again.
Speaker 4: The spirit of Ted lasso Wendy till it's done.
Speaker 5: You've got this Matilda's.
Speaker 3: I guess that he's had to play on till Matilda.
Speaker 5: It's taking me a while to get that.
Speaker 3: It does sound like this sentence starts halfway through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like a message you get from me.
Speaker 4: Mum think she means do you mean that? Mum said,
Speaker 4: all right, So let's see what you want to say, Janine.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Janine.
Speaker 1: Hi are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good Janine. So Matilda's what do you want to
Speaker 4: say to them on the billboards to get behind them
Speaker 4: for tonight's must win game?
Speaker 9: Come on, ladies, you can do what Astrayer is behind you.
Speaker 5: That's brilliant, Janine. You're watching it tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm probably have a look at it.
Speaker 5: That's a spirit.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is not the answer. Probably I
Speaker 4: haven't looked at it. Australia's right behind you. Brackets apart
Speaker 4: from Janine, subject to availability.
Speaker 3: Maybe the first ten to fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Australia's right behind you, not me. Love it.
Speaker 3: We're after a.
Speaker 4: Jeine, Thank you very much. You calka. No worries, Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: it sounds like it. No worries. Christina good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Oh get nervous. Now, ask you if they're going to
Speaker 4: watch the game. It's just us, Christina.
Speaker 5: What do you want the billboards to say to cheer
Speaker 5: on the Matilda tonight?
Speaker 9: Do it for all the little Matildas.
Speaker 5: Oh that's beautiful. You've got daughters, they've been watching them.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 9: I've got an eight year old and a five year
Speaker 9: old and they are so excited for tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh great, they've been watching the game so far that
Speaker 4: I watched Thursday night.
Speaker 7: Yeah they did.
Speaker 9: We did, okay, but we had it but we didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well they almost came back. They almost came back. Hopefully
Speaker 4: they can tonight they will, Christina. So your message you
Speaker 4: wanted to say, do it for all the Matildas to
Speaker 4: be all the Matildas to do. I love that. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, Christina. Debbie, good morning.
Speaker 7: Australia's a party.
Speaker 3: Damn Majords, Tony say again, Yeah, you might just slow
Speaker 3: it down a bit.
Speaker 4: We love the passion. Just hard to hear.
Speaker 7: What is it, Debbie, Australia support you gom until this
Speaker 7: goes again?
Speaker 4: Is that whole Australia is apart from Janine at the moment,
Speaker 4: But Debbie, Thank you very much. Stuart's on the line now,
Speaker 4: Stewart coome morning.
Speaker 9: Good Morry, Christian. I've got a predictive billboard for you.
Speaker 8: Commerations Canada.
Speaker 4: There we Gosations Canada. That's very good.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'conls show podcast.
Speaker 4: Schmuck Canucks. That's mine, Schmucky Kanukeys. All right, it's time
Speaker 4: to change the billboards of Melbourne Live right now week
Speaker 4: two and winner billboard today. It's all about Matilda's getting
Speaker 4: behind the team for tonight's must win game against Canada
Speaker 4: right here in Melbourne at Amy Park. All right, some slogans,
Speaker 4: possible slogans are coming in. This is wrong. The chash
Speaker 4: go for gold made them green with envy.
Speaker 2: We've before though, haven't.
Speaker 3: They sounds a bit Olympics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't win a gold medal at the end
Speaker 4: of this, Now, Patsy knows her way round a slogan
Speaker 4: and click, Blake, what have you got for us, Patty pressure.
Speaker 2: I can't really offer much more inspiration other than thanks
Speaker 2: for can I can I dumb Matilda's do it cannot
Speaker 2: duck Matilda's do it you bet we can.
Speaker 4: Ye a couple of dreams. You know, that's a try.
Speaker 5: Have you have a few waters in between?
Speaker 3: Again, just confusing as you're driving down the three?
Speaker 4: What did that says that DEI mail headline? Let's see
Speaker 4: what they've done? All right, so let's take a few
Speaker 4: more Kent. Good morning, damn good Kent. So what should
Speaker 4: it say on the billboards to cheer them to a
Speaker 4: big win?
Speaker 5: Tonight?
Speaker 9: Girls girls, girls, girls, girls, summer in King Street?
Speaker 4: All right, Ken, that's punching to the point. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, David. Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you going man?
Speaker 4: I'm good David. So what do you want the billboards
Speaker 4: to say?
Speaker 8: I think we should go down the patriotic line and
Speaker 8: say Matilda's will see your maple sandwich, maple syrup and
Speaker 8: raise your bed tomork sandwich.
Speaker 4: We got it. Second. Yep, that's very good David, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. It's got to Mel here.
Speaker 7: Hello, Christian, Petsy and Jack.
Speaker 4: Let's the Matilda's on.
Speaker 5: What do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Mel?
Speaker 7: Time to play your game Matilda's show your flame?
Speaker 4: Like it flame and game? I like that?
Speaker 3: Happy with it?
Speaker 4: Mel?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I like it?
Speaker 4: Game and Flame. That's great now, thank you very much.
Speaker 11: For that.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: See you all right.
Speaker 4: So we've got to make some decisions right now because
Speaker 4: we've got five different sites for these big billboards that'll
Speaker 4: be changed in the next couple of minutes.
Speaker 5: But Juicy Katelm, she's in a scar, she's been bouncing
Speaker 5: up and down.
Speaker 4: She is so excited about it tonight, number one fan,
Speaker 4: I reckon a number one fan, Kaylene.
Speaker 5: What would you like it to say? Mate?
Speaker 4: Because actually this is this really means something.
Speaker 6: It's a historic day for women and little girls all
Speaker 6: around Australia, and I think that we have to name
Speaker 6: it something. So I think Matilda's Miracle Monday. That'll be
Speaker 6: on all the headlines tomorrow when we win. And then
Speaker 6: underneath it says let's conquer like conquer Canada.
Speaker 4: So conquer Ceo and then a capuss k e double correct.
Speaker 4: I like that strong? Okay, that one is going through
Speaker 4: the billboards now, Okay, then I'll give you the choice. Okay,
Speaker 4: which side would you like? Would you love to be on?
Speaker 4: The nape and the Bolty Princess Freeway tulor or the
Speaker 4: Monash Monash popular.
Speaker 6: There's always something going there, so it's a bit slow,
Speaker 6: so people will really see it.
Speaker 3: Where do we think most likely the team will be
Speaker 3: to see it? Are they already Melbourne?
Speaker 4: They arrive today this morning apparently at eight seventeen, gret
Speaker 4: we'll get it up just in time. Yeah, Matilda Force
Speaker 4: one land right, they'd be at the baggage reclaim. I
Speaker 4: don't go to Hurtz car rental together cars? Do you
Speaker 4: want the monash? Okay? And what do you want? Your
Speaker 4: so going to say? I love this. Let's own that
Speaker 4: miracle Monday. Let's all believe in a miracle tonight.
Speaker 6: Matilda's miracle Monday.
Speaker 5: I love that all right, So we'll sh are the
Speaker 5: ones I love.
Speaker 3: I love Christina's one, Christina, yours? Do it for?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Do it for all the little Matilda's. What are your
Speaker 3: daughter's names? And we'll say it's from your two girls,
Speaker 3: Whitney and Violet.
Speaker 5: Whitney and Violet. So we're gonna say it's from your
Speaker 5: two daughters.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I'll give you the choice.
Speaker 4: Christina. You can have this message all over the Nepean Highway,
Speaker 4: the bowld Tea, the Princess Freeway or the Tuller Freeway.
Speaker 4: Which one would you love?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 4: That's it. You're gonna be a megastars. Then your two
Speaker 4: daughters are on the Nepean it'll be up there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I hope you and your daughters enjoy the
Speaker 5: game tonight.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Pleasure go Matilda's Which other ones do we like as well?
Speaker 3: Do we like vegiemint, sandwich beans, maple syrup?
Speaker 4: Yes, David, David, we're going to put your slogan on
Speaker 4: a billboard.
Speaker 8: I'd like to put it somewhere where there's likely to
Speaker 8: be at car parks. Are probably on the.
Speaker 4: Princess Princess Highway. Yeah, that's a car park every single morning. Yeah, definitely, David,
Speaker 4: You're slogan to be going up there.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 5: All right anymore.
Speaker 3: Now I'm only thinking of that girls, Girls, Girls, which was.
Speaker 4: Appropriate, thinking of that thing that Patsy came up ken
Speaker 4: who all right, we'll come to some of the others.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Less than twelve hours ago. Matilda's then must win game
Speaker 4: tonight right here in Melbourne. It is the Women's World Cup.
Speaker 4: Matilda's taking on Canada tonight. That's it from Peter Stone. Hey, Canada,
Speaker 4: get ready to come a waltzing Matilda with us Christian
Speaker 4: one about this you go waltching into the finals Matilda's.
Speaker 4: That's from my Daniella. This one's got images, Christian. My
Speaker 4: deal for this is from Michelle. My deal for the
Speaker 4: billboard Christians. A picture of Sam car her foot on
Speaker 4: a socker ball crushing a maple leaf as it falls
Speaker 4: to the ground. The cartoon knock all this together here.
Speaker 5: Hell though, as a sentence, we have a crush on Canada.
Speaker 3: Not just send the wrong message, very.
Speaker 4: Strange message, but emotions are running high. So at the moment,
Speaker 4: the messages that we have that are going around Melbourne
Speaker 4: are from.
Speaker 3: Our eight year old and five year old Whitney and
Speaker 3: Violet do it for all the little Matilda's. I love
Speaker 3: that that's going up on the Depeane Highway. The Matildas
Speaker 3: will see your maple syrup and raise you a vegroomite sandwich.
Speaker 3: That's from David. That's going up on the Princess Freeway.
Speaker 5: Hot tip to David.
Speaker 3: Our very own Caitlin producer. Caitlin has Matilda's Miracle Monday.
Speaker 3: What was your part two? Let's concur Canada.
Speaker 5: That's it you want Sam curse falls to the ground.
Speaker 3: Which freeway do you want.
Speaker 6: I would love the monaster because it's always very, very busy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got room for two more for these billboards.
Speaker 4: If you've got any more slogans, you can text in full.
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Speaker 4: Still some amazing motivational messages for the Matilda's coming through
Speaker 4: from our billboards this morning.
Speaker 5: This is quite measured this one. It's from Laura, Go Matildas.
Speaker 5: But no matter what, we're proud to be Australians.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, playing both sides.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, looks like a sports teacher.
Speaker 4: Hey listen, good luck girls. But do you know what?
Speaker 4: This is? Good to be alive? Uh some more here
Speaker 4: Jackson and Maudie, Alicomon and Jackson. Do you dare waltz
Speaker 4: with the Matildas.
Speaker 3: That's the best wats we've had?
Speaker 5: Yeah it is?
Speaker 4: Yeh, Canada is the best Chuck out all the rest.
Speaker 4: Another Canadian breaks through. We've got Bruce, We've got Sarah.
Speaker 4: Jay's just email we want here. Uh, they make good
Speaker 4: maple syrup, but we'll be bringing home the bacon tonight.
Speaker 10: I like him.
Speaker 3: It doesn't fist pump for me, and I see she
Speaker 3: was doing.
Speaker 4: I thought she was having a season. Fist pumping is
Speaker 4: a lot quicker. What is that?
Speaker 3: Slow?
Speaker 4: Lame old slow? So do you like this one? They
Speaker 4: make good maple syrup, but we'll be bringing home the
Speaker 4: bacon tonight.
Speaker 2: I don't know about the reference to bacon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, nor I like, do you walt? Do
Speaker 3: you dare waltz with them?
Speaker 5: That's Jackson and Mardi. Yeah you like that one?
Speaker 4: What about then go Matilda's No matter what, we're proud
Speaker 4: to be Australians from Laura two measure it's not motivation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's slightly negative. Okay, So which one are.
Speaker 4: We going to go for?
Speaker 2: The waltzing one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do you dare walt some of the Matilda's?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, Jackson, you can have that now. Talking
Speaker 4: about the billboards, last week, we had an amazing call
Speaker 4: from a gorgeous person called Sue and she just wanted
Speaker 4: to put a message up on the billboard, but actually
Speaker 4: what was going on was her poor brother Brian, was
Speaker 4: going to be getting married at the end of next month,
Speaker 4: at the end of August, but sadly this time last week,
Speaker 4: I've been told by his doctors that he needs to
Speaker 4: move the wedding forward to a couple of days time.
Speaker 4: This would have been so we heard from Sue last Tuesday,
Speaker 4: and he had to get it done that very weekend
Speaker 4: due to his condition with his brain cancer getting a
Speaker 4: lot worse. Sue wasn't calling in asking for our help,
Speaker 4: with your help, but we put on out. It was
Speaker 4: very clear that she was trying to move an entire
Speaker 4: wedding forward within a matter of days, and holding down
Speaker 4: a job and trying to be a rock for her
Speaker 4: family and her brother and our sister in ought to
Speaker 4: be Heather. So many of you, day by day last
Speaker 4: week contacted the show asking what can you do? And
Speaker 4: so many people offered your time. You offered your services
Speaker 4: for free as well, So thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I know a lot of you. First thing, we all
Speaker 5: came in this morning. We want to know how did
Speaker 5: they go?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: If you remember, over the weekend we've been blessed in
Speaker 4: Alboun with gorgeous weather.
Speaker 5: It literally is like.
Speaker 4: Spring was here.
Speaker 3: Couldn't it be better?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And Saturday morning was a stunning day. They had
Speaker 5: a beautiful day.
Speaker 4: Suites sent us a note they wanted to pass on
Speaker 4: because I know so many of you want to know
Speaker 4: today how they got They had an amazing day. They
Speaker 4: sent us all some pictures blessed them. The venue they
Speaker 4: had booked for the end of August, Patterson River Golf Club,
Speaker 4: moved it forward. There were lots of people who were
Speaker 4: kind enough to take the time out on the day
Speaker 4: to drop off cakes, desserts. Heidi dropped off. These are
Speaker 4: listens who we never even spoke to last week on
Speaker 4: their Saturdays at your weekends, dropping off gifts for them,
Speaker 4: just to let them know that you've been moved by
Speaker 4: their story. Thank you very much from Heidi who emailed
Speaker 4: me Saturday morning at eight o'clock making homemade Portuguese tarts.
Speaker 4: Heidi from Sublime Indulgences that dropped them off Triple g
Speaker 4: Jin vodka earlier on the day as well, all lots
Speaker 4: of anonymous gifts. So thank you very much, sir. If
Speaker 4: you did that wedding wish in Dingley. Sue wants to
Speaker 4: thank for everything you did.
Speaker 5: Gordon.
Speaker 4: They were trying to find a piper on Thursday when
Speaker 4: we spoke to Sue, they had everything apart from a piper.
Speaker 4: The piper that they had booked was obviously a Scottish
Speaker 4: guy and he was at the World Championships. Then there
Speaker 4: were two three others that people recommended. They were also
Speaker 4: at the World Championships. We found this guy who played
Speaker 4: for them. Haven't listen to this. This is actually then
Speaker 4: walking down the aisle Gordon, one of our listeners playing
Speaker 4: the pipes.
Speaker 5: This is live on Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 12: Well, Sue, your brother Brian and his now wife Heather
Speaker 12: were so happy that you had a very very special day.
Speaker 4: And thank you very much to everyone who's emailed offering
Speaker 4: to help and if you were dropping off gifts on Saturday,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 5: We've got the best, biggest hearted listeners in the world.
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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for everyone who's been sending in
Speaker 4: their good luck messages motivational messages for the Matildas that
Speaker 4: we're putting up on the billboards all around Melbourne. Week
Speaker 4: two on our Winter billboard where every morning on the
Speaker 4: show we give you the billboards of Melbourne. You can
Speaker 4: put your messages on them. Today it's all about the
Speaker 4: girls in action. Tonight must win game right here in
Speaker 4: Melbourne at Amy Park against Canada. Sam Kerr back in action.
Speaker 4: All right, Jack. The ones that are going live in
Speaker 4: summer live right now from listeners are we have four.
Speaker 3: Confirmed billboards live. Firstly the Balty Bridge says, do you dare?
Speaker 3: What's with the Matildas? Jackson from morty Alick. Then over
Speaker 3: on the Nepeane Highway we have do it for all
Speaker 3: the little Matilda's Whitney eight years old and violent five
Speaker 3: years old. On the Monash we have Matilda's Miracle Monday,
Speaker 3: let's concur the Canada Canadians. And then on the Princess
Speaker 3: Freeway the Matilda's will see we Matilda's We'll see you.
Speaker 3: Here we go, here we go.
Speaker 4: Come on, you can do this.
Speaker 3: The Matilda's will see your maple syrup and raise you
Speaker 3: a vegemite sandwich. That's David from Berwick. So one spot
Speaker 3: left on the Tiller Freeway, which is actually a double billboard.
Speaker 5: All right, so here's some contenders.
Speaker 4: It's autumn Matilda's ben those maple leaves, rake them up.
Speaker 4: Love that. That's from Peter Canada. Pack your bags will
Speaker 4: be waltzing on through Now's from thirteen year old Matilda
Speaker 4: superfan Licia. Love that and then I love this on
Speaker 4: Darren Go Matilda's beat the pootine out of them.
Speaker 3: Aggressive.
Speaker 4: All right, so which one is the first one? Again
Speaker 4: that you said the first one? It's Autumn Matilda's ben
Speaker 4: those maple leaves. Yeah, yeah, Peter in Glen Iris, your
Speaker 4: message will be going up on the teller.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today's time Waste for the Crabs for besting show? Are
Speaker 4: you in Stan Free? Three year rugby fans, Huge game,
Speaker 4: the g of the weekend, massive win by the All
Speaker 4: Blacks for the Bledders load club. Also the thing we're
Speaker 4: watching stand at moment rewatching old episodes of the original
Speaker 4: Ricky Gervas series of the Office, still very very funny.
Speaker 3: Extras is on there as well, which is just as good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jackie Board, what else are you watching on stam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you three more comedies that I love.
Speaker 3: Peep Show another great British comedy.
Speaker 4: Do you know Jesse Armstrong? The co creator and co
Speaker 4: write that is mister succession. No, yeah, genius, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: Huge gear change, Yes, parked and wreck.
Speaker 4: Great show.
Speaker 3: One of the best comedies of the last few years
Speaker 3: is Hacks.
Speaker 4: I loved it all right. So today is national Hold
Speaker 4: your Nerve Day. Survey of five hundred Australians revealed the
Speaker 4: top five everyday things that make us nervous. Okay, what
Speaker 4: do you think it is? Top five everyday thing that makes.
Speaker 2: You driving in traffic?
Speaker 4: Uh, having a police car drive behind you at number two,
Speaker 4: This is a great one. Number five seen someone you
Speaker 4: know walking towards.
Speaker 5: You in a long hallway. We have really long halways here.
Speaker 4: You do that initial all right, and then you've got
Speaker 4: You've got another thirty seconds of like what do you do?
Speaker 3: I dart my eyes around so that I pretend I'm
Speaker 3: looking and interesting things in the building. And then at
Speaker 3: the last second of mock eyes with the person. I
Speaker 3: bet public speaking has got to be on there as well.
Speaker 4: And number four Sunday nights Oh yeah, yeah, Monday, yep.
Speaker 4: Having to mingle at work events that's number three. And
Speaker 4: number one having to talk to shop assistants at supermarkets
Speaker 4: or closed stores. I don't find that. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: find that nerve wracking at all.
Speaker 3: I always tell them though that I'm fine even if
Speaker 3: I do need help. It's like you need help with anything. No,
Speaker 3: I'm fine, just looking. Oh yeah, and then I'll go
Speaker 3: away and say you do need.
Speaker 4: Them, get it online. I don't bother anyone, all right.
Speaker 4: So today, on National Holding of Day, we're looking for
Speaker 4: your nervous movies.
Speaker 3: Let's go, all right.
Speaker 4: Not the Witches of Eastwick. They're very nervous, that's right,
Speaker 4: The Twitches of Eastwick. Silver plus what's a scared clown
Speaker 4: called bricking it? Breaking it? The hills are butterflies, which
Speaker 4: is Sunday.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be a hill on Monday.
Speaker 4: And life is like a box. Oh cod LORDI I
Speaker 4: thought it was a spider forest.
Speaker 3: Jumping Bronze for the time, for the performance.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 4: Nervous movies?
Speaker 3: Nervous movies men who stare at their feet.
Speaker 1: Always.
Speaker 3: It's Sunday in Hallway Silver, Freddie got fidgety.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. Gold.
Speaker 3: The Curious Case of Benjamin Bite Nails.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give that a gold.
Speaker 3: And high strung musical Silva.
Speaker 4: All right, what have you got the nervous movies Texas Shaws.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show, podcast.
Speaker 4: Time wasted today, we're looking for your nervous movies. Winner
Speaker 4: gets Stan free Free here there's a great movie sport
Speaker 4: comedy documentaries to watch on Stan. All right, So nervy
Speaker 4: movies on National Hold your Nerve Day, which is perfect
Speaker 4: for the Matilda's in action tonight against Canada.
Speaker 5: All right, let's have a look.
Speaker 4: At nervous movies. Jittery, Jittery, Bang Bang Gold on Adam Christian.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you chuck in Playing to Win as another show?
Speaker 4: End at Nick Muriel's dreading public Speaking Gold, Kerry Jars
Speaker 4: very good, Edwards sweaty hands Gold instead of Paul blartmorecock,
Speaker 4: Paul alsogether now shots, it's really nervy Silver plus what
Speaker 4: Uncle Glen when Harry ran out of Thing, The Slaves
Speaker 4: of Sally Cam very good, Obsenheimer very good, Donner Pirates
Speaker 4: have peed my pants come? I'm sure Shank Redemption Silver
Speaker 4: plus the Devil Trembles and Brada Silva.
Speaker 5: My mum knows what he did last.
Speaker 4: Summer terrifying Silver. Sorry, just quickly, dude, Where's your toilet
Speaker 4: Silver plus Scott Done, Arnold Sawsnegger in the Tremble Lator Silver,
Speaker 4: the Caffeine Mile Bronze top Gun into the toilet bron
Speaker 4: When Harry didn't want to meet Salie Silver, My best
Speaker 4: friend's wetting herself when Harry couldn't bring himself to say
Speaker 4: hi to Salie Silver, Juice Big Beelow now by Gold.
Speaker 4: All right, who's winning stand Free for a year?
Speaker 3: I liked Muriel's dreading public speaking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very very good. Okay, you win stand Free for you?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast, This is Sam Kerr.
Speaker 10: We can feel the love and the girls thrive under that.
Speaker 10: So of course, whatever the crowd wants to bring, we're
Speaker 10: willing to accept it. We need them and that's the
Speaker 10: reason we play. So yeah, as loud and proud as
Speaker 10: they can possibly be, and I'm sure me and the
Speaker 10: girls will be out there doing whatever we can to
Speaker 10: make them proud tonight.
Speaker 4: The Mathildas are playing, which means also the Golathon is
Speaker 4: here now to put Australia and train all the white chefs.
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Speaker 4: Woo no no, no, no no, we need more smaller
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