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Speaker 1: And Amanda gem Nation. Well, Emily, hello and welcome.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Emily's one of our producers. And Emily this morning regardless

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Speaker 1: with a story of something that had happened to a

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Speaker 1: friend of hers, and it's a truly extraordinary story. Your

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Speaker 1: friend has mentioned this on social media, so we're not

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Speaker 1: blabbing behind your friend's back.

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Speaker 2: No, she's made it for the world to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because she had a horrific experience, worse than death.

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Speaker 2: I would almost say. She's gone to a new cafe

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Speaker 2: past two weeks every morning, two to three hours of

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Speaker 2: work tapping away two piccolo's every day, which you know,

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Speaker 2: off to a good start there. And yesterday she was

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Speaker 2: pulled aside by the manager of the cafe while she's

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Speaker 2: having a little sip. The manager came over and said,

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Speaker 2: would you mind just coming and having a chat with

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Speaker 2: me for a moment, And she went okay, And she

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Speaker 2: said some of the stuff have let me know that

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Speaker 2: you haven't flushed the toilet properly, And she went, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: would you like me to come and flush it instead?

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Speaker 2: She said, no, I've done it, but we would like

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Speaker 2: to let you know that maybe you should use the

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Speaker 2: full flush from now on.

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Speaker 1: She's gone on. But it wasn't just a one off,

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Speaker 1: was it. No.

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Speaker 2: She seems to think that it's because she's regularly using

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Speaker 2: the toilet to relieve herself and the aforementioned piccolo and

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Speaker 2: the two aforementioned.

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Speaker 1: So she's gone there for a couple of weeks. Every

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Speaker 1: day between Piccolo one and Piccolo two, she goes to

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Speaker 1: the toilet, does her business there, does a piccolo two,

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Speaker 1: thinks she's got rid of it.

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Speaker 2: And she has a bit of detriment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so someone had to take her aside and say,

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Speaker 1: you're not flushed. Eight millennials don't look at the dunny

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Speaker 1: after they go.

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Speaker 2: She's been conservative of the water.

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Speaker 1: Everyone she's doing, but I would not leave that room

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Speaker 1: till it was gone. You got to check it out though.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm scrubbing the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So what how what did she say

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Speaker 1: when this person said to her, we have to go

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Speaker 1: in and flush your poos for you.

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Speaker 2: She offered to flush it, and then she proceeded to

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Speaker 2: pretend to be on the phone for the rest of

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Speaker 2: the cafe a time when they brought out her second

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Speaker 2: piccolo and I will never be returning.

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Speaker 1: Their effort again.

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Speaker 2: She can't go back.

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Speaker 1: You can't go back. That's when I buy a one

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Speaker 1: way ticket to Burma and live in a ditch, because

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Speaker 1: you just have to leave town com back. One way

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Speaker 1: ticket to Burma would be enough. I don't think you'd

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Speaker 1: have to live in a dish. It wouldn't It wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be enough. In case, in case, I saw an Australian

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Speaker 1: tourist who'd heard the story. I've had to live in

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Speaker 1: a distraordinary Emily.

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Speaker 2: This person isn't you, No,