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Speaker 1: Christianconnell The Christian O'Connell Show podcast time now for the

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Speaker 1: Will of fortunes, where we have four song titles on

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Speaker 1: a wheel.

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Speaker 2: We spin it the song, it lands on the song title.

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Speaker 2: Here's this morning's next phone in songs this week? Then

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Speaker 2: I told them you weren't here. Yes, I sat down

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Speaker 2: on the team and said, listen, so many songs that

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Speaker 2: you guys are putting forward. There's nothing to get. What

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Speaker 2: are we doing? I want it that way when you

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Speaker 2: were selfish? What are we doing with this? They put

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Speaker 2: here in brackets weirdly specific food orders. Who wants to

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Speaker 2: hear that? I have chicks by the mayonnaise on the side.

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Speaker 2: Hey have a thousand dollars for our corner of the week.

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Speaker 2: I pray it asn't land on that ever so great,

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Speaker 2: So I'd rather hear the song than do the phone

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Speaker 2: and that is our Friday banger. Okay, things getting stuck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, I can't go for that. Brackets, No

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Speaker 2: can do end of brackets.

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Speaker 3: Team, what's their suggestion for that one?

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Speaker 2: What have you been banned from? That's the songs about

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Speaker 2: being banned from? Something?

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Speaker 3: I actually like that. Yeah, I can't go to Bunnings anymore.

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, I'd just rather hear that whole

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Speaker 2: of oat song into Bank Street Boys. Okay, all right?

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Speaker 2: And then there's this one. This has been a hanging around,

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Speaker 2: circling in the plug hole for a couple of months.

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Speaker 2: Who've been talking about when is the friday? We're going

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Speaker 2: to do this one for backside stories. Let's spin the wheel.

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Speaker 2: See what it lands on. Just give us twenty seconds.

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Speaker 2: It sounds terrible, Just give you twenty chapter. That's a

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Speaker 2: song along a friday. You especially you're in a blender,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? They said, you're fair? What's that right? That

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Speaker 2: spins the oh? Backside stories?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Backside stories? Who has had something I made with great?

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Speaker 2: Asking this? Who has had something happen to their back.

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Speaker 3: But remembers the wheel that chose? We didn't want to

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Speaker 3: do this the wheel chows.

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Speaker 2: Do any of us have a backside story? I sat

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Speaker 2: on a metallic hair brush this week. What happened? It

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Speaker 2: was painful. It's for the one of the dogs, the

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Speaker 2: German shepherd dog, and the kids have just left it

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Speaker 2: on the couch. You know, when there's it's solid to

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Speaker 2: get the fur out, it's like really, it's like a

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Speaker 2: medieval torture device. And you know, I was sat down

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Speaker 2: to watch the TV with the takeaway the other night

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Speaker 2: and I sat down at great speed and he goes

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Speaker 2: right the spice went right up into my left bough

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Speaker 2: top and I said, I said, why would you leave

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Speaker 2: it like that to the dogs?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Jack, have you got a backside story?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? When I was in high school, I wanted to

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Speaker 3: be a drummer for a little bit, borrowed the school

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Speaker 3: drum kit and used to put songs on really the

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Speaker 3: loud and drum to them, and I was pretending to

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Speaker 3: be a rock star. So I stood up at one

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Speaker 3: point in the song from the drum stool to do

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Speaker 3: like a what dude three four in my bedroom. Didn't

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Speaker 3: realize I'd pulled off the top of the drum stool

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Speaker 3: and it had fallen off while I was going three four,

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Speaker 3: And because I was so loud in there, I couldn't

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Speaker 3: hear it hit the floor and sat back down.

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Speaker 2: On the pole, kind of like self empowered.

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Speaker 3: If it didn't it hit me in the left butt off,

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Speaker 3: but it could have been a lot lot Wow, you

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Speaker 3: got even think what could happened?

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Speaker 2: That's a phone in next week. I shiver to think,

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Speaker 2: shiver to think what could have happened the Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 2: show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You are.

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Speaker 2: I guess if you ask people anything ever happened to

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Speaker 2: your backside, you're going to get some stories you didn't

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Speaker 2: actually want to hear. Oh gosh, I've just heard from

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Speaker 2: Paul Natalie. Natalie, we can't take the stool in. How

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Speaker 2: people would be you know, I don't think they'd like

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Speaker 2: to hear that on Friday. But my word, my heart

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Speaker 2: goes out to you what women have to go through

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Speaker 2: given birth. I didn't even know that could happen that.

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Speaker 2: I just I didn't even know something that could happen

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Speaker 2: to the human body. Some of the story came out

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Speaker 2: the wrong end. Do you know about where the baby

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Speaker 2: comes out?

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Speaker 3: I took a record number of calls that we cannot

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Speaker 3: put to air.

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Speaker 2: What about Larry's one? Who does that in the middle

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Speaker 2: of an Italian restaurant? Anyway, all right, that wasn't the

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Speaker 2: worst one. It wasn't the cyst on. I saw that

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Speaker 2: about a cyst on.

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Speaker 3: Someone's bum my heart goes out, thank you for service.

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Speaker 2: Even the fact that we've said cyst on bum no one.

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Speaker 2: No one wants to hear that on the radio on

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Speaker 2: a Friday. We don't need it in our lives right

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Speaker 2: now because Rammers is radio. You imagine pictures. I've got

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Speaker 2: now a picture of a bum with a great talking

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Speaker 2: cyst for some reason on there. What's the not an

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Speaker 2: ear one? What would you want for ritual kind of

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Speaker 2: what we've when let's go to these backside stories because

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Speaker 2: the will landed on. All right, Mike, good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 2: All right, you're up first. What's your backside story?

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 4: Well, Christian, I was running in cross country in high

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Speaker 4: school and I ran past this cute little dog who

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Speaker 4: decided he was going to have a nibble. Was running

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Speaker 4: past him, breaks free of its owner's grip, runs up,

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Speaker 4: takes a big bite, his blood all running down my legs.

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Speaker 4: Dog realizes, oh goodness me, I've done something really terrible. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so it just sat down and looked up at me

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Speaker 4: like all apologetic. So I couldn't even get angry at

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Speaker 4: the dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. And I love that you think the

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Speaker 2: internal sort of dialogue for the dog is oh goodness me,

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Speaker 2: I was a king. Charles spaniel or something like, oh goodness, me,

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to draw blood is a wound.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure it was something different, but it's probably not

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Speaker 4: radio friendly, right, Okay, thank you, Mike, have a nice weekend,

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Speaker 4: and by bye Mike.

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Speaker 2: Uh Debbie, good morning.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 6: One day I was riding my bike and I stopped

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Speaker 6: at a red light and another cyclist came down off

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Speaker 6: a hill behind me, didn't look up and see me

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Speaker 6: stopped at that red light, slammed the back of his

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Speaker 6: bike straight into my right hand buttock so over the handlebars,

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Speaker 6: onto the road, broke a whole bunch of bones in

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Speaker 6: his hand, and I ended up with a bruise on

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Speaker 2: What I've never heard of someone sort of rear ending

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Speaker 2: someone on a bicycle. Yep, yeah, someone only in the

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Speaker 2: world of cartoons.

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Speaker 3: Bender bender.

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Speaker 2: Also, when you're on a bike, what do you meaning

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Speaker 2: that he wasn't looking up? What else is there to do?

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Speaker 2: He is flagrant about how they ride it by.

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Speaker 6: Book fuddle straight bridge and he was looking at his

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Speaker 2: Great details, Jebbie, great story, well told. May have a

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Speaker 2: lovely weekend. Thank you for calling. Thank you, Jaden, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: good morning. If you go jaden backsides.

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Speaker 1: My wife got bitten on the backside by a tiger

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Speaker 1: and a monk monastery.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot going on here, my friend the monastery,

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Speaker 2: they got pet tiger there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, back in back in the day when you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to go through the tigers at the monk monastery in Thailand.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, we're we were. We we paid to

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Speaker 1: go into the little cub enclosure. And obviously they're a

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Speaker 1: little they're a little bit playful. And my wife's got

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Speaker 1: in between two and it just lunge at her and

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Speaker 1: it put its paws on her hips and just just

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Speaker 1: pitch down on her right butteck.

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Speaker 2: Yep, it thinks it's snack time, you know. It can't

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Speaker 2: help there and telling other monks like the sort of

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Speaker 2: zoo keepers there as.

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Speaker 1: Well, so it's like it's a monastery. But then it

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Speaker 1: was like you have the volunteers and it's just like

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Speaker 1: volunteers from who come from more around the world and

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Speaker 1: they sort of like sort of help out there.

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Speaker 3: It's like Tiger King of Thailand right.

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Speaker 2: Side, hustle a little zoo around the back there to

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Speaker 2: make money a monastery.

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Speaker 1: I think it probably was actually.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing stuff, Jaden, that's a great story. I have

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Speaker 2: a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: Thank you do, two guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Bye, Kim, good.

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Speaker 1: Morning, Good morning, Tristan. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? But more importantly, how was your backside?

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Speaker 5: Well? Bad? Was good?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: But when I was about eighteen years old riding roller skates,

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Speaker 5: they just the street I lived on, they just put

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Speaker 5: fresh bitchamon and it was a downhill run and I

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Speaker 5: thought it was a great idea to get on the

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Speaker 5: roller skates, that's what on and go down this hill

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Speaker 5: absolutely flat chat and decided halfway down the hill? How

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Speaker 5: am I going to stop? So I just sat down?

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Speaker 2: Great, great, great rays Bomber's a kind of rudder, ain't

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Speaker 2: you dropping anchor?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: And it led for about four or five days.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kim, that's the worst part about it.

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Speaker 5: Destroyed the destroyed the bathers.

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Speaker 2: I was wearing, oh, roller skating and beans as well.

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Speaker 2: Hell of it?

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Speaker 7: Look wow, okay, look out, Jim. Wow, what a see

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Speaker 7: roller skate Awesome came great story mate. We send your price.

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Speaker 2: Have a toop weekend, My roller skating friend in bathers.

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