Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm going to try and leave outside of this
Speaker 3: studio because I want the studio to be a home
Speaker 3: of positivity. Outside of the studio is a part of
Speaker 3: me that is the DS fan. But we cannot let
Speaker 3: him into.
Speaker 4: Studio today because he's in a very.
Speaker 3: Bad way and it would I'm afraid impact the show.
Speaker 4: He's in a world of pain. You've gone.
Speaker 3: You don't want to hear that guy on the radio
Speaker 3: on a Monday morning. Start your week right with positivity.
Speaker 3: So he's outside, Okay, if you want me to go
Speaker 3: and get him in La, he's out there, Okay, right now,
Speaker 3: it's all positivity.
Speaker 4: Everything is awesome.
Speaker 5: It doesn't make sense because you have such a god,
Speaker 5: because this guy is.
Speaker 4: Confused about someone being negative.
Speaker 3: I see, I'm a kaleidoscope right now of nice colors. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, that guy out there is raging. Okay, don't
Speaker 3: let's not bring him in. Maybe later on this.
Speaker 4: Week, but not during a Monday. Okay. Perhaps, how was
Speaker 4: your weekend? Good thoughts only please?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, good thoughts. We had great thoughts yesterday. We went
Speaker 7: for Young char We love a Young Chart hadn't been
Speaker 7: for age.
Speaker 4: What is young Chart?
Speaker 7: What's like Chinese dim sum?
Speaker 4: Is it? Is it dim sum?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: It's like where they have the Trolley's the best part
Speaker 7: of it is they have it on the trolleys and
Speaker 7: the ladies wheel it through the restaurant and you get
Speaker 7: to pick.
Speaker 4: Why do you get so excited about.
Speaker 7: It because it's deli.
Speaker 3: Loo said mine. They go with even Rio today. We
Speaker 3: were like, what's oh my god. It's because they've got
Speaker 3: a trolley.
Speaker 4: So we have to do is to get crowded.
Speaker 3: Australia is where a trolley lady used to do that
Speaker 3: at my crappy school.
Speaker 4: No, but we weren't queuing around the block.
Speaker 5: It's got to be more than the trolley.
Speaker 9: But it's not just the trolley.
Speaker 5: Have you never done your charge is when you have
Speaker 5: breakfast time?
Speaker 7: Well, no, across the middle of the day. It sort
Speaker 7: of goes on at eleven, goes off at.
Speaker 9: Two or three.
Speaker 7: But they have beautiful dumplings and you know it's all
Speaker 7: steaming and hot and chicken feet and all sorts of
Speaker 7: you know, duck tongue, all really rare things that you
Speaker 7: wouldn't normally.
Speaker 3: We had to go some pilgrimage to go to some
Speaker 3: place in Hong Kong. Right, that was supposed to be
Speaker 3: the world's greatest young char. I've never had it before,
Speaker 3: lowered those expectations. All it was was is dumplings, right,
Speaker 3: real sweaty, soggy food.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: It was just like it's nice, but people lose their
Speaker 3: mind over it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is brilliant.
Speaker 7: Melbourne's got some of the best young char joints.
Speaker 4: It's really big here.
Speaker 5: You were wasting your time in Hong Kong.
Speaker 3: And she has just gone to positive thoughts. Only he's
Speaker 3: coming in and starts swearing about the deeps.
Speaker 7: No, we've got some of the best jump chart. Believe me,
Speaker 7: the love God would know. Once him and one of
Speaker 7: his brothers went on a young char crawl of.
Speaker 4: Melbourne, sus areas China Shogun all.
Speaker 7: Of Saturdays spent going all around Melbourne from spring Vale
Speaker 7: across the Sunshine up to.
Speaker 3: Norgot, trolley to trolley to.
Speaker 4: Hospital, chicken feet, chickens.
Speaker 9: Five restaurants they struck anyway.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we had kind of all you can eat anyway
Speaker 5: at the restaurant.
Speaker 7: No it's not no, you pay per dish.
Speaker 4: The saying food somewhere else. God, no, No, there's a varieties.
Speaker 7: A lot of different restaurants will have will do slightly
Speaker 7: different things, like some restaurants will do the duct tongues.
Speaker 7: One at Sunshine that we love does the most magnificent
Speaker 7: ginger dumplings and it's in like gingerlatives anyway. So there's
Speaker 7: it's beautiful though.
Speaker 9: The flavor is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Market just did a load.
Speaker 9: Text is beautiful.
Speaker 7: But when so when we go to Young Child order,
Speaker 7: and I know that Chris kind of has to be
Speaker 7: bossing away in that it's a boss.
Speaker 4: It's called Young Cho Boss.
Speaker 3: Chris is running it and he's got this nothing.
Speaker 4: But you sit at a trolley.
Speaker 9: You'd make no profits everything.
Speaker 4: You pick your trolley as you're coming and you wheel it.
Speaker 4: It's a table anyway.
Speaker 7: So when we got there yesterday, I went to sick
Speaker 7: sit at the back of the table overlooking the restaurant,
Speaker 7: and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, you need
Speaker 7: to sit over there on the opposite side.
Speaker 9: And I said, why may I ask?
Speaker 7: And he said, because I need to see the trolley's coming,
Speaker 7: because I'm the one that orders.
Speaker 9: Because you like order.
Speaker 7: The most ridiculous dishes and you never eat them, but
Speaker 7: I need to over.
Speaker 3: He really is like the young char bosses and he
Speaker 3: doesn't miss anything on that trolley.
Speaker 6: Awesome The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast of the Weekend.
Speaker 3: Again, I was mistaken from some middle management from somewhere.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, I was mistaken in my
Speaker 3: local Woolworths. An elderly lady came up to me and says,
Speaker 3: excuse me, where are the tin pineapple chunks? And I
Speaker 3: did happen to know where they were, so I took
Speaker 3: her to them, and then she she sort of grabbed
Speaker 3: my album and wanted to know how hard the staff
Speaker 3: and my team were there. Everybody so receiving praise that
Speaker 3: isn't for me, But I did on the show pass
Speaker 3: it on to my unteam the praise that I was
Speaker 3: receiving unfairly. And then over the weekend I had to
Speaker 3: go to Chadstone. I thought, I've got a chance on
Speaker 3: need to buy a new suit. I'm going to get
Speaker 3: there for nine o'clock when it opens, because no one
Speaker 3: else will be there.
Speaker 4: Turns out that a lot of other people.
Speaker 3: Also there at nine o'clock because they thought, like me,
Speaker 3: no one else will be.
Speaker 5: See I would be I would have thought the same thing.
Speaker 5: So people line up to getting to Chadsden.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize because if you've been to Chatter
Speaker 3: in the last year or two, half of it has been
Speaker 3: like boarded up and they've been making this there coming soon.
Speaker 3: This market pavilion, I don't know whether it's a bad timing.
Speaker 3: This market pavilion was very open. I think it might
Speaker 3: have been the actually unfainting because there were like a
Speaker 3: queue of hundreds of people just to order bagels at
Speaker 3: some new bagel place there. I mean, if they had
Speaker 3: a trolley and the bagels, minds are going to be blowing.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm getting.
Speaker 3: The suit and then I go to buy it and
Speaker 3: the lady goes to me and with your discount as well.
Speaker 3: I never shopped there before, And I went discount, is
Speaker 3: there a salon? She goes, you're you're the guy from
Speaker 3: head office, aren't.
Speaker 4: You forget Jack? I was real close, take.
Speaker 5: It real close, and I and you're doing wonderful.
Speaker 4: And I go no, no, no, no no. She goes, come on,
Speaker 4: I know who you are from head off us, aren't you?
Speaker 3: And I went no, no, no, She was like, I'll
Speaker 3: put the discount, and I went, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 9: I'm not well, you're too honest.
Speaker 4: But perhaps as I walked out, I was going, what
Speaker 4: an idiot?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I want to go back and go what's that?
Speaker 5: I imagine someone from heavy office. You know, you could
Speaker 5: be looking at fifty percent?
Speaker 4: Why are you thinking? I'm so annoyed?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: And now on Friday show, you were treading the weekend
Speaker 3: because you've been dragged to a garden and Flower expo
Speaker 3: here in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it was meant to be the only week
Speaker 5: we have a day of the week we have off
Speaker 5: his Saturdays where Gordy goes to Mum and Dad's place
Speaker 5: and we can do whatever we want. And I was
Speaker 5: staring down the barrel of the Flower and Garden Show,
Speaker 5: being my free time.
Speaker 4: It's not a tree, is it?
Speaker 5: It's not a tree? And then we end up going, hey,
Speaker 5: why don't we save it till Sunday and then we
Speaker 5: can take Gordy with us, And I thought, all right,
Speaker 5: this is good because he'll get sick of the Flower
Speaker 5: Show really quickly and we'll go makee you know, we
Speaker 5: might be there half an hour before I can walk out.
Speaker 3: That is actually greatly because the hey, listen, I'll take
Speaker 3: one for the parent team.
Speaker 4: I'll take him off to the swings.
Speaker 3: Yes are you joking because we haven't even got to
Speaker 3: the bulbs and sees yet.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's so jealous.
Speaker 5: That didn't work. Three hours we spent at the Flower.
Speaker 9: And good Boy three hours.
Speaker 4: Talk about Jack, three year old.
Speaker 9: For god, that's very impressive.
Speaker 4: Three hours for Jack.
Speaker 5: I was surprised by my stamina as well, because usually
Speaker 5: as soon as I'm not enjoying something, I don't mean
Speaker 5: to make it known. But Bank can tell straight away
Speaker 5: that we all can.
Speaker 7: You make it?
Speaker 4: It wasn't even news. She has to put it in
Speaker 4: the news.
Speaker 5: It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going
Speaker 5: to be. It was it was actually you know what,
Speaker 5: I wouldn't go again straight away next year. But I
Speaker 5: didn't hate the flower and gardens.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what have like outdoor settings? It was not
Speaker 3: the whole unit the multiverse.
Speaker 5: Of First you go in through the exhibition building, which
Speaker 5: is amazing in its own right, but you've got all
Speaker 5: the You've got flowers as far as the eye can see.
Speaker 5: Then you start to get bored of that because it
Speaker 5: feels just like a big forest flowers, flowers, And then
Speaker 5: you get out side and that is the garden section
Speaker 5: of the Flower and Garden Show. So now you're looking
Speaker 5: at things like outdoor furniture, barbecue, infrared sn bath. So
Speaker 5: and I got stuck talking to the infrared barbecue guy for.
Speaker 4: Not this again. Yeah, you know what what's wrong with
Speaker 4: the burners? Jack?
Speaker 5: He talks to you so passy. There's these things like
Speaker 5: they cook meat with infrared the same way infrared saun works,
Speaker 5: where it's.
Speaker 4: Like literally some mouth agave here we go, there's some incoming.
Speaker 4: It's some kind of commission.
Speaker 5: It's just red light and it cooks you faster than.
Speaker 4: Infrared saunas. Are you cooking my meat?
Speaker 5: And he told me it's faster than flames.
Speaker 4: Get you can stick it in the minwave. You joy.
Speaker 4: When you have a barbecue, you want it to take
Speaker 4: that records at time. It's nice. It's a social thing.
Speaker 5: Of a barbie, but it still looks like a barbecue.
Speaker 5: Says this. Infrared lasers in there and instead of coals,
Speaker 5: lasers on bogus and the way they talk to you
Speaker 5: as well, it's like they know a secret that no
Speaker 5: one else knows. They're like, yeah, so you do anything
Speaker 5: in here. You don't just stop at chicken and pork
Speaker 5: and steaks. You can do wood fire pizzas you can.
Speaker 5: He said, you put a stew in there if you want.
Speaker 4: Do you get one?
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about it now.
Speaker 4: This is how they work is classic sales taken.
Speaker 5: I took the brochure and I didn't take any They're trained.
Speaker 4: They know that that's a buying signal there. Wow.
Speaker 5: And the other thing they do well is they were
Speaker 5: giving away free samples. So it's like they've.
Speaker 3: Got to be I shouldn't give you this, but take
Speaker 3: home legs and play with that over the weekend.
Speaker 4: Don't point at planes. That's illegal, okay.
Speaker 5: And Bianca Bianker loved it too. She got gardening gloves,
Speaker 5: which she already has. I reckon about ten pairs, but.
Speaker 4: She said, gloves, what's yours?
Speaker 5: Biank and I we never go in the garden.
Speaker 4: I don't know why she thinks plot there.
Speaker 5: She thinks she got gardening gloves and this belt that
Speaker 5: holds your gardening tools? Are you doing so much garden?
Speaker 5: You've got so many tools.
Speaker 3: That you can't utility belt, the secreturs down there like
Speaker 3: a whole stuff.
Speaker 5: I think you shop like biann Optimist as soon as.
Speaker 3: You'll have some image of you out there in Donrige,
Speaker 3: you know, with young Gordon.
Speaker 5: And stuff this Birk's backyard in our Yes, she won't.
Speaker 4: So what did you get? Did you get seeds? Any flowers? Anything?
Speaker 4: So plant will grow?
Speaker 5: Nothing to plan or grow garden clubs, just the gardening
Speaker 5: gloves and the utility belt to put all her tools in.
Speaker 3: And you come in with a brochure for an infrared barbecue.
Speaker 3: I think you're going to disauna as well.
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was given a series of errands by my
Speaker 3: wife to go and I actually think she want me
Speaker 3: out of the house for two hours. And I think
Speaker 3: there was some recently saying this, But now that my
Speaker 3: wife and I are empty nace at Nesta's, my wife
Speaker 3: has sensibly got something very big and you win her
Speaker 3: life at the moment. She's gone to back to college.
Speaker 3: She's a universe shit at the trope. She's doing a
Speaker 3: master's degree, so it's very intense for the next two years.
Speaker 4: Okay, lots of studying.
Speaker 3: She's just in the videos and yesterday it was like
Speaker 3: an angry student house. It was, you know, she's got
Speaker 3: format the essays to some triple A. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is, but and she and I could tell
Speaker 3: just my presence, even though I was like, hey, would
Speaker 3: you like me to make you're a cup of tea?
Speaker 5: Not right now? You can't do flash cards or anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're in now master's level on this guy
Speaker 3: is not a master of anything.
Speaker 4: So anyway you said, she went, actually, know, are we
Speaker 4: really helpful? Chris? And I suddainly realize that I was
Speaker 4: going through these starts.
Speaker 3: This is a two hours she disneeds me away, so
Speaker 3: I gladly go and do these personally. I do was
Speaker 3: go to a friend of hers called Anna. I need
Speaker 3: to go to Anna's and pick something up for me.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to door chat to Anna.
Speaker 3: And then she hands me in box and I go
Speaker 3: just out of interest and like, what what am I
Speaker 3: actually picking up? She because you don't know, oh, this
Speaker 3: might be very expensive box. Then she goes Sarah wants
Speaker 3: to borrow this Dyson thing, some new dice and thing
Speaker 3: to try her hair, when oh, we don't need that box.
Speaker 3: She has an air rap or in my wife going, no,
Speaker 3: you've had an air rap. We don't need another dye
Speaker 3: some products in the house one of our daughters. When
Speaker 3: we moved out, I didn't realize this has stopped stolen
Speaker 3: dyce and air rap when these things are not cheap.
Speaker 3: So I now know which daughter it is. And I said,
Speaker 3: I can only protect you for so long. So anyway,
Speaker 3: she's now found out I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, this is the thing that women just talk about.
Speaker 4: She's now found out that there's some new dyceon thing.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm getting the title wrong, something like a
Speaker 3: wet dry And I went, what's this to her friend Anna.
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, this works on wet hair. Went, but
Speaker 3: the and hair dryers have that's hair, that's what they do.
Speaker 3: She says, no, no, no, not if you've got frizzy hair.
Speaker 3: My wife has very frizzy hair. On a hair dry
Speaker 3: it will take at least forty five minutes. It doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense to dry it right otherwise it's it
Speaker 3: looks like some sort of gonk.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, when like a banshee.
Speaker 3: It's just like if it's a minute under forty five
Speaker 3: minutes of hair dry drives me nuts because I'm like, please,
Speaker 3: can we go out and there go Jommy looking at
Speaker 3: this like get back into the hand drive.
Speaker 5: In the eighties it was desirable to look like that,
Speaker 5: but now look far a forcet hair.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's like a fizzgog faz God, get
Speaker 3: back in the head drying.
Speaker 4: So have you heard about the thing it's now?
Speaker 7: Yes, it's a straightener and it not only tries you're here,
Speaker 7: but it straightens it at the same time.
Speaker 9: Is that the same thing?
Speaker 7: It has to be because there's only the blow dryer,
Speaker 7: the air rap and this wizbang news straight noer.
Speaker 4: It's a new thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and not just that that a friend. We kept
Speaker 3: saying to me these five times, please don't drop this.
Speaker 4: Why would I want to do it? What now?
Speaker 3: You mention it like kicking it down the road just
Speaker 3: to see what happens to it.
Speaker 5: Those things are so expensive. I remember Banchor at one Christmas.
Speaker 5: After an air wrap, it's like here dry, yeah, sure
Speaker 5: we can get that. Google it what outlets?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no.
Speaker 5: When I have this and then I'll never need to
Speaker 5: know any other piece again.
Speaker 4: It's like buying a dice and vacuum. It's got eighty
Speaker 4: seven different attachments.
Speaker 9: So good the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Now, so what is this thing that can be used
Speaker 4: revenue on.
Speaker 5: Where one of the fifteen detachments on the air doesn't
Speaker 5: already do?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 7: So it's a straight the dryer, yes, I believe so, yes,
Speaker 7: whereas normally, like you know what, it's actually it's actually
Speaker 7: saving you guys money.
Speaker 4: Oh my god telling me this, No it is. I'm
Speaker 4: so stupid.
Speaker 7: And you don't blow dry them then you don't need
Speaker 7: a blow dry you don't need the separate straight now,
Speaker 7: so you're saving money. It's it's like a three and one.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: See this is this is this is a whole of
Speaker 4: the network. Caitlyn's jumping up and down here. Do you
Speaker 4: know about this thing?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's the dice in air straight so it does both.
Speaker 11: It actually won the Best Invention in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5: Wow, guy, that award show.
Speaker 4: First I've mentioned it was name, then you use it.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty three Pantcy was this year's or last year's
Speaker 3: best invention.
Speaker 4: Just said.
Speaker 11: Times claimed it to be the three best.
Speaker 5: Get some of the others.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a break. We were to find
Speaker 3: out in the last ten years. One of one best.
Speaker 2: Invention Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was giving a series of errands to do
Speaker 3: by my wife and one of us to go around
Speaker 3: to our friend's house pick up something, some new dice
Speaker 3: and thing. My wife had this air rapp and I
Speaker 3: know a lot of you listen to this right now.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, it's amazing. It does eighty seven things.
Speaker 10: It actually earns you money when your hair it's it's
Speaker 10: some new vision. What do you think it was called?
Speaker 4: Patsy?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: What was that? Straight?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 9: Caitlan had it? What was it, Kitlyn Macha?
Speaker 4: What's it? It's a straighter dryer. What's it called?
Speaker 11: Sorry, what's it called air dryer?
Speaker 7: Air dryer as opposed to hair dryer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, sorry, I'm wrong.
Speaker 9: Air straight?
Speaker 11: So it takes it from wit to.
Speaker 4: Strike, now, that is it? Yes? But I thought that's
Speaker 4: what the air rap was. What's the air rap? Just
Speaker 4: spoke like an idiot testicle about this genitals in there
Speaker 4: must know how to dry hair.
Speaker 3: With a cowl.
Speaker 7: There's something here around a wand and actually gives it
Speaker 7: that beautiful.
Speaker 4: Sarling.
Speaker 5: The first month had it was tutorials every day for
Speaker 5: different attachments.
Speaker 4: YouTube video.
Speaker 9: It's all about the angle jack monitor.
Speaker 3: Trisha up to Christian. This is what Sarah wants. It's
Speaker 3: available on t V s N. They currently have a
Speaker 3: super sail on not falling that onto her. It is
Speaker 3: my birth the next Monday, right, it's just my wife.
Speaker 3: Do you need any gift ideas of the weekend? Can
Speaker 3: you just busy? Then you want chat GPT get your
Speaker 3: feeling that I'm going to be getting myself this hair
Speaker 3: strack with my wife just to have a happy home life.
Speaker 4: Soia we found out.
Speaker 3: But k said that this Diyce and new contraption right
Speaker 3: one best invention in the world. He can all the
Speaker 3: storms as being invented all the time right now, but
Speaker 3: they're seeing in twenty twenty three, is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Time magazine do a list every year of the best
Speaker 12: inventions of the year, and I expected it would be,
Speaker 12: you know, incredible mind blowing inventions, but I don't. I
Speaker 12: don't think it had a Young chart trolley, Yes, exactly,
Speaker 12: an Ai Young chart trolley. One of the inventions that
Speaker 12: it beat was a new type of white paint that's
Speaker 12: apparently the whitest paint ever.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's just really so what's the benefit of that though.
Speaker 4: It's just hitter than white paint or just.
Speaker 5: What I've seen pretty white paint.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the white house is pretty white, but this would
Speaker 8: be whiter.
Speaker 9: He'd be blinded by the life.
Speaker 12: They've also invented a next gen avocado, which is exactly.
Speaker 3: Like that has only been that's been scientists down under here?
Speaker 3: Hasn't it worked on the next gen of avocado? Just
Speaker 3: smear over toast.
Speaker 8: It's exactly like a normal avocado, but it has a
Speaker 8: slightly more floral flavor.
Speaker 4: You're kidding me? Human kind? Are they so?
Speaker 5: Back in the day, was it like they were awarding
Speaker 5: the fridge, Yeah, the printing press. Yeah yeah, and now
Speaker 5: we've runner a move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, normal household.
Speaker 4: What's happening?
Speaker 7: If that invented an avocado that didn't go off so quickly,
Speaker 7: I would buy that.
Speaker 4: That actually is a good idea, Patsy.
Speaker 12: You actually have an amazing recommendation for you. I'll have
Speaker 12: to get the name from my mum. There are these
Speaker 12: new bags that you put your groceries in, like your
Speaker 12: fresh fruit, and it keeps it for months. It keeps
Speaker 12: it fresh for months, not just a ziplock bag. No, no,
Speaker 12: it's not a ziplock bag. It's like it's just like
Speaker 12: a sort of meshy kind.
Speaker 4: Of air bag.
Speaker 6: It's on cell right now, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's sort of messages with my mom back in the UK.
Speaker 3: She's very upset. Patsy, you've had this in your news.
Speaker 3: As soon as I heard the news at half five
Speaker 3: this morning about Richard Chamberlain, I reached on my find.
Speaker 3: But my mum will be devastated because, like all mums
Speaker 3: of a certain age, Richard Chamberlain.
Speaker 4: Was a TV god. People would be googling him today.
Speaker 3: You look at how we used to look in the
Speaker 3: seventies now, to be like a big star. Back in
Speaker 3: the day, right, guys all looked a certain way, you know,
Speaker 3: Carry Grant. There was a certain John One. There was
Speaker 3: a certain way a man had to look. It's different now.
Speaker 3: My mom had a huge crush on him, as not
Speaker 3: to kill it. Then he was in the TV show
Speaker 3: called Shogun, and then the real peak chamber Pot was alright,
Speaker 3: p take it, take you his name out of your mouth.
Speaker 3: Son was in The Thorn Birds where he was a priest.
Speaker 3: It was set here in Australia, filmed in America where
Speaker 3: it was some priest, some farm girl fell in love
Speaker 3: with him, proposed to him, but father being had two
Speaker 3: loves already, the big g man, and then this farm
Speaker 3: girl turned it down. I was only ten with this
Speaker 3: was all right, but I member my mom just shouting
Speaker 3: at the TV screen. Who could turn down father? Ralph
Speaker 3: aka Richard Chamberlain? Really good looking guy for about ten
Speaker 3: years was the biggest style in the world, Just massive shoze.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a bedside table from mom that didn't have
Speaker 3: a well healed version of either Showgun or The Thornbirds?
Speaker 4: Did your mum? You must have watched The Thornbirds?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, and it had Remember it had Brian Brown's what
Speaker 7: Rachel stunning looking woman.
Speaker 4: Yes, she was in it and.
Speaker 7: She was fabulous she screen, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: My mum had the biggest crush on Richard Chamberlain, which
Speaker 3: is why I've been swapping message with the mum.
Speaker 4: She has a devastate a whole order Paine.
Speaker 3: So this morning, with the news, very sad news about
Speaker 3: Richard Chamberlain passing away at ninety, who did your mum
Speaker 3: have a crush on? Which TV star? Did your mom
Speaker 3: have a crush on Who Was It for your.
Speaker 5: My mom loved Paul McDermott, Doug Anthony stars, Yes, and
Speaker 5: the host of Good Newsweek is actually the only show
Speaker 5: that my mom and dad could agree on was Good Newsweek.
Speaker 5: His dad liked the comedy, Mom liked the host.
Speaker 4: Yep, Patsy, Who is It for your mom?
Speaker 7: Mom loves Tom Jones, loves loves, loves him, and had
Speaker 7: What's New pussy Cat on like cas single and would
Speaker 7: play it over and over in.
Speaker 4: You look at nineteen seventies Tom Jones.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, better heart.
Speaker 3: There's photos of him in a leather suit, right, and
Speaker 3: I don't know whether he's got some socks down in
Speaker 3: front of his pants, but if that's legit, it's frightening.
Speaker 3: Actually google it now, Jake.
Speaker 4: You need now. I know you appreciate a man's thighs.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 3: You're always checking out men's thighs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's trying to copy os.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, sure, Yeah, yeah, it's isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's really tight?
Speaker 5: Seven buttons undone on the show?
Speaker 4: Yeah, water looks. Look then who did you which TV
Speaker 4: star did your mum have a crush on?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: A legendary actor, Richard Chamberlain has passed away at the
Speaker 3: age of ninety for about ten and fifteen years, one
Speaker 3: of the biggest stars in the world. My mum had
Speaker 3: a huge crush on Richard Chamblain aka Dotor Kilda, Father
Speaker 3: Ralph in The Thorn Birds and Showgun as well. Doctor
Speaker 3: Kilda was a big medical drama. But I remember as
Speaker 3: a kid it used to upset me because I had
Speaker 3: a really miserable TV theme tune and it was those
Speaker 3: TV shows were like Dunnis as well, where there was
Speaker 3: no action in the opening bit. It was just photos
Speaker 3: like a slide show and it all just mainly spent
Speaker 3: this day with his stethoscope oalp, just checking Mutle's chest.
Speaker 3: Then there was this the thorn Birds. This is cat
Speaker 3: musical catnet to my mum the brow song. All right,
Speaker 3: so wish TV start? Did your mum have a crush
Speaker 3: on Christian for my mum Grand Bowler, who played Wayne
Speaker 3: Patterson on Blue Healers and then went on to host
Speaker 3: the Yes I remember we all got to yes some
Speaker 3: of the it doesn't eat her own, you know, Christian,
Speaker 3: my mum was obsessed with Angel from Buffy. David Baranis
Speaker 3: I think plaid him good looking guy Christian. My mum
Speaker 3: still has an unhealthy crush on Chaser Mamoa. She she
Speaker 3: took us to see we didn't even want to go
Speaker 3: and see Aquaman.
Speaker 4: Three times, and then she went with her friends as well.
Speaker 4: She can't get enough on Chason Momoa.
Speaker 3: It's that magical trident of his. Thank you very much,
Speaker 3: keep these coming. You can call me nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four.
Speaker 4: Three, which TV started. Your mum have a crush on PJ. Justsic, Katelyn,
Speaker 4: who was it for your mum?
Speaker 11: Susan had a massive crush on Elvis, so much so
Speaker 11: that it actually made her blind to the thought that
Speaker 11: she thinks her son, my brother Ryan looks exactly like Elvis.
Speaker 11: Now let me just make a picture of Ryan. Ryan
Speaker 11: looks almost like a bit of a bikey. So he's
Speaker 11: got a shaved head.
Speaker 4: I mean, Elvis in some of his movies did have
Speaker 4: a motorbike, but he certainly wasn't.
Speaker 5: You know, I know who you just shared a photo
Speaker 5: of your brother. Your brother looks more like Guyton Grantley.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's got your rights he's a good
Speaker 3: looking go here brother, But there's no way that's not Elvis.
Speaker 11: There's no replica whatsoever, Like nothing he rob. Elvis had
Speaker 11: really really dark hair. Ryan's blonde.
Speaker 9: Elvis is a natural or was a natural blonde and
Speaker 9: he died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you doubt be spreading lies? But like christ Man,
Speaker 4: never touched.
Speaker 5: His eyebrows as well, get out of it.
Speaker 4: How dare you.
Speaker 9: Natural blonde?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: You look at his early like his first couple of movies.
Speaker 7: What's that Western one he did? He was actually blonde
Speaker 7: in it, which was his natural color, which I can't
Speaker 7: imagine him not being black haired.
Speaker 3: So your mum was convinced he had literally, so's so
Speaker 3: blinded by her love for Elvis that her son resembled the.
Speaker 11: King, so convinced that she actually, even as a baby,
Speaker 11: she thought he looked like Elvis, so she entered him
Speaker 11: in the best Looking baby contest at our local.
Speaker 3: Mare and Ryan won.
Speaker 11: So from that she now claims he must look like Elvis.
Speaker 3: Because he's entry it was a baby Elvis, wouldn't rule
Speaker 3: it out, wouldn't rull it out.
Speaker 4: In Australia only.
Speaker 3: Baby celebrity lookerike, he's weich is do a feature on
Speaker 3: the show. All right, he is coming.
Speaker 4: Who did your mum? Which TV started? Did your mom
Speaker 4: have a crush on?
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Which TV start? Did your mum have
Speaker 3: a huge crush on? A major light has gone out
Speaker 3: in my mum's world with Richard Chamberlain, great actor, big
Speaker 3: actor of the sixties and seventies. She actually said to
Speaker 3: him in the UK yesterday Sunday was Mother's Day. She
Speaker 3: said some message about an hour ago, because I said
Speaker 3: to her, Hey, Mom, I'm not sure if you know,
Speaker 3: this is just stuff just heard on the news here
Speaker 3: Richard chamberlains.
Speaker 4: She's like, son, this is just ruined mother's day.
Speaker 3: The sad passing of the great staff from the thornburs
Speaker 3: dots a killed air showgun. He was a utility player
Speaker 3: of the sixties and seventies, whatever the character was when
Speaker 3: he was an English navigator and American doctor. You called
Speaker 3: Richard chamber pot so I asked you today then who
Speaker 3: did your mum have a huge Which TV star did
Speaker 3: you mum have a huge TV crush on?
Speaker 4: Now it feels like it's an annual thing where the
Speaker 4: name Engelbert Humpadink comes back around nine? Yes, this this Christian.
Speaker 4: My mum had a crush on Engelbert.
Speaker 3: Where you put here humperbink and then obviously you must
Speaker 3: have reread it gone and sent me another most simply
Speaker 3: saying humperdink.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is the great Engelbert. You know some music
Speaker 4: it's like it's carbon David, you hear it? You don't go?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Was this the nineties? Is this two thousand and one?
Speaker 4: Was it produced by Bergie for the Black Eyed Peas?
Speaker 6: You know? This is?
Speaker 4: This is going back a few years.
Speaker 5: This instantly puts me in my nano Grandpas's kitchen and
Speaker 5: the radio on top of their fridge. I don't know
Speaker 5: if they had a twenty four hour station with this
Speaker 5: kind of music playing.
Speaker 3: Yes, And was it one of those big old radios
Speaker 3: as well, Jiman. They used to be really wide. Radios
Speaker 3: used to be really big. Yes, the Great Engelbert humbered
Speaker 3: and getting his annual play on the show when mister
Speaker 3: Trump persuaded to the boss to have an Engelbert.
Speaker 4: When you.
Speaker 5: Cutting down his top hundred songs, Christian.
Speaker 3: Tony Bumbry, my mum had a major crush on now
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with this John English from the TV show.
Speaker 4: Against the Wind. You do you know what that T shirt?
Speaker 4: I've never heard of Against the Wind.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was massive.
Speaker 7: I can remember watching it was about colonial Australia. I
Speaker 7: think from memory about settlers. I can remember watching it
Speaker 7: with mum and dad. Might have been on Channel seven.
Speaker 7: I reckon, but I was really really little. But he
Speaker 7: was also on Was it all together?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 9: The sitcom.
Speaker 7: The Wind for the first He was massive though, and
Speaker 7: he was a singer as well.
Speaker 9: Big tool man he was.
Speaker 5: He was a singer. He has the biggest mullet I
Speaker 5: have ever seen guilt.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, some mullets. That's bigger than Beilly Ray Cyrus
Speaker 4: back in the day. Wow, that is a hell of
Speaker 4: a head of hair on out that guy, Christian.
Speaker 3: My mom had a crush on the Irish folk singer
Speaker 3: Daniel O'Donnell. Well done, all right, let's take some calls.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Catherine, Good morning, Catherine, good morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my mom. If she could, she could have married him,
Speaker 1: she would have mister Brady from the Brady.
Speaker 4: But that is the phrase, isn't it. If she could
Speaker 4: have married him, she would have Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, she loved the house. She loved his smile.
Speaker 4: I'm now just looking up.
Speaker 8: Again.
Speaker 5: That sixty seventies really had that.
Speaker 4: Look a bit like that, didn't They well put together?
Speaker 1: And you got a bit of a curly perm at
Speaker 1: the end of the show.
Speaker 9: Tell me did she like him in his heyday when
Speaker 9: he had the mustache?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: God did she ever?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: Gosh yes. If she could have traded our family into
Speaker 1: his family, she would have done it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. During the trade period.
Speaker 1: Read of Carol, A con tracked down on Carol.
Speaker 3: After in great cool. Thank you very much, have a
Speaker 3: good week. Thanks you cool the show, Diane, good morning.
Speaker 13: Hello, my mom's with Sean Connery.
Speaker 4: Sean Connery, I could understand that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think it has a lot to do with
Speaker 13: having his top off in a lot of the movies.
Speaker 13: You know that fast body. My sister is not bought.
Speaker 13: He bought mum a full body pillow, which is the
Speaker 13: full length of your pillow. For one birthday, we managed
Speaker 13: to get a picture of Sean Connery. We laminated it,
Speaker 13: pinned it to the top of the pillow so that she.
Speaker 4: Could flee laminated. It feels like, what's she doing drooling
Speaker 4: on him?
Speaker 3: You already want to attract the question, wh't you got
Speaker 3: to be coated in a protect substance to him?
Speaker 4: Try hump.
Speaker 8: A reusable.
Speaker 13: I just don't know how she was going to get
Speaker 13: with him.
Speaker 4: Do you know you don't you don't work. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: need this laminated who is It's wonder woman.
Speaker 13: He never got into bed with her, though he kept
Speaker 13: him in the corner of the room. She was terrified
Speaker 13: the ambulance would roll up and he'd be in bed
Speaker 13: with her.
Speaker 4: Diane, thank you very much and cool mate. Thanks to
Speaker 4: Corn the.
Speaker 2: Show, Christian O'Connell show Go one podcast.
Speaker 3: My mom and I years ago, when I was a
Speaker 3: young kid, went to see a movie, The Slipper and
Speaker 3: the Rose. I was only about ten years old. It's
Speaker 3: a version of the Cinderella story. Richard Chamberlain was the
Speaker 3: prince of the movie, and my mum fell hard for
Speaker 3: him then and is also upset today as well. Over
Speaker 3: the weekend, if you've got kids who are certain age,
Speaker 3: you know you have to spend a lot more time
Speaker 3: with the kids, and you're just wiped out. And Sunday night,
Speaker 3: once you finally get them to bed, you sit down,
Speaker 3: you look at each other and you've barely got enough
Speaker 3: calories or energy to actually even have a proper conversation.
Speaker 3: My wife and I when the girls younger, would just
Speaker 3: like sit down an as you're clearing up everything as well,
Speaker 3: there anything away that before you even start to think
Speaker 3: about getting ready for work the next day, where my
Speaker 3: wife would go to me, you.
Speaker 4: Don't have a conversation about anything, do you can we
Speaker 4: just can we just watch TV? And I go, no, no,
Speaker 4: there's nothing left to him. I just need to sit
Speaker 4: and fill the glow of the.
Speaker 5: Worm myself by the screen.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: It's a journey of a lifetime. Though, journey of a lifetime.
Speaker 5: It's in in verse weeks and hour in inverse of
Speaker 5: what they used to be before you had kids, where
Speaker 5: you would look forward to the weekend where you would
Speaker 5: rest and rejuvenate and then go back to the working week.
Speaker 5: Now I come here to rejuvenate because the weekend Friday
Speaker 5: is really like gearing up for like all right, here
Speaker 5: we go again, and the battle is always new. So
Speaker 5: last weekend we had the harmonica, which was his new
Speaker 5: gift for his third birthday of the week before someone
Speaker 5: got him.
Speaker 4: This I mean that is it's used like that it's
Speaker 4: a weapon of torture.
Speaker 5: But you never know which way he's going to go.
Speaker 5: So this weekend it was impossible to give him a bath,
Speaker 5: a shower. He didn't want to get in because he
Speaker 5: had a new haircut. The barber pook product in his hair.
Speaker 5: He loved her so much that is, he didn't wash
Speaker 5: his hair out.
Speaker 4: No way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't want to wash the product out of
Speaker 5: his head. He still hasn't got his hair work since Friday.
Speaker 4: So is pillow? Does he fill of that the gun
Speaker 4: or whatever they put in his hair? All right? What
Speaker 4: broke you this weekend as a.
Speaker 2: Parent, Christian O'Connell Show Go one podcast.
Speaker 3: Come on into fellow dad Santo Christian night Jack. I
Speaker 3: come to work to recharge my batteries. Yeah, he recharged
Speaker 3: the tesla and himself. He just plugs himself in.
Speaker 4: On the weekend. This weekend, Christian, my kids broke me.
Speaker 3: Just constantly hungry, just they wouldn't stop eating, and they
Speaker 3: wouldn't leave me and my wife alone. Constant demands to
Speaker 3: wear a snacks Wedn's dinner time.
Speaker 4: What do we have in for dinner? And he chanced
Speaker 4: to some snacks at supper time. Non stop just always there.
Speaker 5: We have that except for at meal times. That's the
Speaker 5: only time of the day that he surprisingly isn't hungry
Speaker 5: and not interested in. Every other hour of the day
Speaker 5: is what can I eat? And as especially as you're
Speaker 5: putting him down to bed, he's like, good night, Wait,
Speaker 5: I'm hungry. And you feel like one of the only
Speaker 5: things you meant to do as a parent is keep
Speaker 5: them alive.
Speaker 3: So you feel like it's a bit more to just
Speaker 3: keep them alive. It's making them feel loved unconditionally as well.
Speaker 5: But I think it hits. It's something well, you gotta go.
Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't die today, smashing this three years no deaths. Wow,
Speaker 3: you'd have a best seller and you your guy to
Speaker 3: barn just don't kill them.
Speaker 4: Real well, how was your weekend? What does he of
Speaker 4: the weekend?
Speaker 8: On Friday, it was a bit of a hot day.
Speaker 12: I went down to Coles and I saw a guy,
Speaker 12: a what are you called dreadlocked man in jawts thongs
Speaker 12: and he took his T shirt off before he went
Speaker 12: into coals and he just.
Speaker 8: Had it in like tucked into his jaughts.
Speaker 4: The use of jats, Yeah, I mean just say shorts.
Speaker 8: Jean shorts.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like they're they're.
Speaker 4: All the rap A lot of the ones lock he
Speaker 4: wears on the show.
Speaker 8: Not quite as tight he would be able to.
Speaker 3: I think he shrinks them togetherm like that he throws
Speaker 3: themselves in the washing machine, lockey together. They're kind of
Speaker 3: like Tom Jones had shorts back in the seventies and
Speaker 3: then their leather ones.
Speaker 4: Aren't they all fake their pleathor actually so, this guy
Speaker 4: had a.
Speaker 5: Shirt on and then as he's getting to the front
Speaker 5: door of Coles took his shirt off.
Speaker 8: Yes, I see him.
Speaker 4: We're in there as well with the air cons and coals.
Speaker 4: They're nice and fresh.
Speaker 12: Yes, takes it off, and he's kind of like he
Speaker 12: jacked he was No, he was a slight build, like.
Speaker 8: A surfer build. I would say, scrawny, yeah, not.
Speaker 4: Scraw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: And he's just walking around Cole's testing.
Speaker 12: I didn't think I was a prude, but I was like, nah,
Speaker 12: can someone is Like I was looking around staff being like, are.
Speaker 8: You going to tell him to?
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, kick somebody out. I think the closer you
Speaker 5: get to a beach town, the more acceptable it is.
Speaker 4: Yes, but where was this in Richmond? This is in
Speaker 4: Richmond trade, rich traders.
Speaker 3: That's like quite a nice world to do one as
Speaker 3: well that one they chut the traders in. There's the upmarket.
Speaker 8: One that's an extra temphi.
Speaker 4: Ancient wears, you traders where these fine wears come from
Speaker 4: the silk trail.
Speaker 9: But there's a place at a time for going shirtless that.
Speaker 4: It's not in the bedroom with you and Crease.
Speaker 7: It's not at the supermark, skins out cress, not at
Speaker 7: the supermarket.
Speaker 3: But surely then there won't be an actual definitive dress code,
Speaker 3: will there.
Speaker 8: That's what I want to know because if like, surely
Speaker 8: we will.
Speaker 4: Just understand there's a code of conduct that we all
Speaker 4: agree to.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but these are big companies.
Speaker 12: Surely there must be some sort of regulations as to
Speaker 12: what a customer can wear into the shop.
Speaker 8: Like what if I rocked up in just undease nothing else?
Speaker 4: What about jewels that you stopped saying it, but you
Speaker 4: really loved saying that work.
Speaker 3: I've never heard you, right, we've knowingly about five years
Speaker 3: ever mentioned your of a.
Speaker 5: Sudden it has What about bare feet? Where do you
Speaker 5: guys stand?
Speaker 7: No, definitely not, I wouldn't, but you do see it.
Speaker 7: I know you see it a lot everywhere, but no, why.
Speaker 4: Is it so common here? The barefoot now?
Speaker 3: And I know obviously it's warm hair, but it's not
Speaker 3: so hot that you need to go barefoot into supermarket.
Speaker 4: So I'm not so supermarkets are filthy those floors. That's
Speaker 4: not like clean.
Speaker 8: It's a beach town thing, but I think that sort.
Speaker 4: Of not all Australia is next to a beach. You
Speaker 4: keep going it's a beach town thing.
Speaker 8: People take liberties and I don't like it. You should
Speaker 8: have to wear like a certain level.
Speaker 4: There won't be a code because also these days in age,
Speaker 4: you don'tant.
Speaker 3: Most of the people who work in the supermarkets are
Speaker 3: either really old or really young, aren't they.
Speaker 4: They come most specials.
Speaker 3: It's like people Patsy's age, you know, like some far
Speaker 3: rolls down and happened the pack in the bags, or
Speaker 3: you've got the young kids and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: You know, there are students and stuff that not just
Speaker 4: someone who's got a fair tee.
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Speaker 3: We are D's fans. And yesterday I got my I
Speaker 3: got ridly excited. It was a phone call for my
Speaker 3: eighteen or who moved out five weeks ago. I thought
Speaker 3: she also have a chat. Oh, the best and then
Speaker 3: as it was a she was checking in, it was
Speaker 3: a crisis call to talk about the d's. She was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Dad, Dad, we need what is happening
Speaker 3: with the d's Now. You promised me that this season
Speaker 3: was going to be very different, and you encourage me
Speaker 3: because she's got some new friends and she's met a
Speaker 3: couple of guys and she's in her first ever footy
Speaker 3: tipping group. This is what you do at university. That's
Speaker 3: where you build up that hex thing. You know, you're
Speaker 3: there to learn get into foot tipping. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: hear a lot about what's happening on that decree. Okay
Speaker 3: about criminology, give me.
Speaker 5: The margin for Thursday night's game, Dad.
Speaker 3: I don't know she's doing a major in criminology with
Speaker 3: a minor in footy tipping at this university.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she said, you know, and you promised me that
Speaker 4: you promised me. Should have made promises.
Speaker 3: You can't keep your kids by the way that and
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Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 3: You promised me that I should always be picking the
Speaker 3: d's And I went, don't do that anymore, Do not
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Speaker 4: She said, Dad, what is going on? Is it going
Speaker 4: to be okay? I don't know. It's just all I
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Speaker 4: actually said this okay. It was Matthew Lloyd's. I just said, well, well,
Speaker 4: it's the end of an era and I'm thinking, wait,
Speaker 4: I missed the era we won that flag a couple
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Speaker 6: That game?
Speaker 4: You should have told us I would have really enjoyed
Speaker 4: that era.
Speaker 5: See for the rest of us, because when did you
Speaker 5: guys land in Australia twenty eighteen eighteen. For the ten
Speaker 5: years before that, we all knew Melbourne's bottom dwellers, losing
Speaker 5: every game, never being in contract.
Speaker 3: And then when we chatted to Shane Warn, he said,
Speaker 3: oh what a what the teams did you go from
Speaker 3: in the end and went the DS Andy went did
Speaker 3: you google them beforehand?
Speaker 5: But then they have this real purple passion. They got
Speaker 5: one Grand Final out of it.
Speaker 4: Maybe different kind of patch right now it's yellow, that's
Speaker 4: what It's horrible. It's not laminade. You can't clean it up.
Speaker 4: Ses crisis. The end of an era, guys, we're looking
Speaker 4: at the end of an era. So today, I thought
Speaker 4: we could try this.
Speaker 3: Then tell us what team you support without actually telling
Speaker 3: us what team you support.
Speaker 4: So can I can do this right now? My team
Speaker 4: can safely book a holiday in September. Now, you do
Speaker 4: not need to worry.
Speaker 3: Donate it on the upside, don't worry about can we
Speaker 3: go way during September?
Speaker 4: You can? Ah, don't go in September? Yes, Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: we're back, baby, get out way. You're a wonky eye
Speaker 4: dollars fan.
Speaker 5: Cancel those September plans.
Speaker 4: Give your flight tickets to the das Rio. Tell us
Speaker 4: what team you support without telling us what team you support.
Speaker 8: Two words, damaged goods.
Speaker 4: But that's the Swans made last finals supporting end of it.
Speaker 12: We are you know we have the scars are still
Speaker 12: very much there from the Grand Final because we would
Speaker 12: have lost last week's game if the game went on
Speaker 12: for two more seconds.
Speaker 8: We're one and two. We're damaged goods.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, tell us what team you support without
Speaker 3: telling what us what team you support.
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Speaker 3: Tell us your footy team without telling us your team. Roger,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Roger, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Good morning gang.
Speaker 4: Pose you ain't us, well, we guess him.
Speaker 5: Pies or the arrogance of a Hawks.
Speaker 13: Fan give you the pies.
Speaker 4: Pies like.
Speaker 3: Getting quite a lot of pies fans actually texting in proudly.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that they have their own teeth.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 3: Everyone says they hate us, but if you go into
Speaker 3: any town in Australia you will find someone wear an
Speaker 3: arm jumper.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm not sure about that, Roger, Thank you very much, Chicole.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Dave. Good morning, Dave, good morning. How
Speaker 4: are you today? I'm depressed, depressed, dejected.
Speaker 5: This is a really hard one.
Speaker 1: But there's been seven, three hundred and seventy one days
Speaker 1: since we won a final.
Speaker 4: Is it you and Jackie Bombers fans together?
Speaker 13: That is true?
Speaker 3: Just to be won.
Speaker 5: But Dave, didn't you hear I said we're back.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe it's the same team after empty.
Speaker 5: And we've got the fire this weekend so we can't
Speaker 5: lose Dame.
Speaker 3: True, we cannot love God.
Speaker 4: I Never've got the other round.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're against the demon.
Speaker 3: In different kind of gather around, just count around if
Speaker 3: all your friends are Dave, very funny, thanks for calling him, mate,
Speaker 3: take care okay.
Speaker 4: Take care of Sash. Coome on.
Speaker 1: Yes, hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: And tell us your team without telling us your team.
Speaker 1: Okay, missing teeth and tattoos too easy?
Speaker 4: Come on, and I have.
Speaker 5: You do have missing teeth.
Speaker 13: I do have missing teeth, and I have tattoos all
Speaker 13: over me because I'm a tattooist.
Speaker 1: But to look at me, you would not even know
Speaker 1: I have a plate in my mouth and you wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: Got sorry, just confused about you wouldn't know you've got
Speaker 3: tattoos all over you.
Speaker 4: I think there's a right, gotcha, Sash. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: you call mate, have a good day. Thank you. Christina. Hello, hello, Chris.
Speaker 4: Already I can tell your team are doing very well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got smugness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is. There's there's a bounce here already.
Speaker 3: My clue is here we go again, boys, Here we go?
Speaker 2: Hawks?
Speaker 10: Hawks?
Speaker 4: Am I right? You're a Hawks fan?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's how you should sound right now, great,
Speaker 3: comeback over the weekend. But yeah, very up and about
Speaker 3: Hawks at the moment.
Speaker 5: The teams like the Hawks who won three in a
Speaker 5: row ten years ago, already back being the best team
Speaker 5: in the League.
Speaker 4: The Bombers that are back, baby, We're Bombers are back.
Speaker 5: But the Hawks are back as well, and I hate.
Speaker 4: It so only it should be only one team.
Speaker 5: You've had your all, your like over the last ten years, Christina,
Speaker 5: you've had a lot to cheer about. We haven't.
Speaker 1: No, we've had a bit of a drought though.
Speaker 5: Your drown your drought like Swan's droughts one season. You
Speaker 5: don't know a real drought.
Speaker 13: It's been painful, guys, it's.
Speaker 4: Been really hard, Christina. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You call me, thank you, Christian Color Show Podcast.
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Speaker 3: as big over the weekend it was.
Speaker 4: The jousting ashes Shane Patsy. Nothing in the news about
Speaker 4: this because actually Australia has smashed England. Have we huge upset?
Speaker 5: And the big history you guys have with Josey.
Speaker 4: I mean you've been to the UK every street corner.
Speaker 4: We're still jousting.
Speaker 5: He loved the jolt brutal sport though, isn't it embarrassing?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, the jousting that and the d's.
Speaker 3: It's been a tough weekend for me, you know, watching
Speaker 3: chao sport, all the chowse sting on. The jousting ashes
Speaker 3: were contested over the weekend, of course at Castle between
Speaker 3: Australia and England. Three English jousters traveled seventeen thousand kilometers
Speaker 3: each hauling fifty kilograms of armor.
Speaker 5: That's going to cost extra.
Speaker 3: It's a night trying to put that in the old
Speaker 3: overhead locker. You got the helmet, the body thing, lugging it.
Speaker 4: Around the airport.
Speaker 9: Where do you put the horse?
Speaker 4: Well, you're aready tied.
Speaker 12: So it's.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sir, We're going to have to put the pony
Speaker 3: in to take on Australia's Finest Nights. It was a
Speaker 3: tight contest of the weekend, but the Aussies have claimed
Speaker 3: the smashers. Yes, yes, an ern reddick filled with the
Speaker 3: ashes of a sacrificial lance burneder Arundel Castle, beautiful castle
Speaker 3: by the way in the UK, well worth a trip
Speaker 3: now encase in a small gilt Urn, Well done, Australia.
Speaker 4: All right, so we're looking for your medieval movies.
Speaker 3: You know what they used to love watching back in
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Speaker 5: I don't know from the notebook was the comedy.
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Speaker 4: Cool Hand, loot.
Speaker 3: And good Will Shakespeare hunting silver BLUs. Al right, medieval
Speaker 3: movies show what are they watching in those castles?
Speaker 5: Well, I've always considered will Smith and Martin Lawrence to
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Speaker 4: Set up that smug horts man we had earlier, but
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Speaker 5: Duke, where's my car to dukes back in the day? No,
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Speaker 4: No nothing where.
Speaker 9: It doesn't go with that.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't go with that. No, that's sounds some
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Speaker 4: He's back baby.
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Speaker 3: Sad News, sort of Mums all over the World, The
Speaker 3: Pask of Richard Chamberlain legendar reactor from back in the day.
Speaker 3: My mum had a massive crushing him. Doctor killed here
Speaker 3: Showgun thorn Birds. What a trifector? Oh, I took him out,
Speaker 3: you know the trifector so many great shows. It has
Speaker 3: ruined back in the UK. He has Actually my mum,
Speaker 3: her words ruined her mother's day. So today on the show,
Speaker 3: and we had so many We're going to go to
Speaker 3: a part two tomorrow of which TV star did your
Speaker 3: mum have a crush on.
Speaker 4: By Sean Connery?
Speaker 13: My mom's with Seawan Connery. I think it has a
Speaker 13: lot to do with having his top off in a
Speaker 13: lot of the movies.
Speaker 4: My two sisters and.
Speaker 13: I bought mom a full body pillow. We managed to
Speaker 13: get a picture of Sean Connery. We laminated it, pinned
Speaker 13: it to the top of a pillow so that she
Speaker 13: could sleep with him. He never got into bed with
Speaker 13: her though she kept him in the corner of the room.
Speaker 4: Hey, World laminated Christia for my mum. It was Roy orbisome.
Speaker 3: Really when he died in nineteen ninety eight, I was
Speaker 3: twelve at the time. I remember having to leave work.
Speaker 4: She was so upset.
Speaker 3: Oh bless At a funeral in two thousand and four,
Speaker 3: we sent her off for all her favorite Roy Orbison
Speaker 3: songs that comes on. That's eleven, that's from Mandy. All right,
Speaker 3: So which TV starred do your mom have a crush on?
Speaker 3: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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