Speaker 1: Had guys before we get into the show a little FYI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because a lot of people have been asking
Speaker 2: about what goes on when we actually upload the show
Speaker 2: every week. So just to explain to you.
Speaker 1: It confuses me, to be honest, do you even listen?
Speaker 1: I do listen to the show, not the little bits,
Speaker 1: because god forbid they can.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of obviously you're listening to the full show
Speaker 2: podcast right now, but you've probably noticed, like you said,
Speaker 2: every week, we also upload a handful of the best
Speaker 2: bits from each show. We put them up as like separate,
Speaker 2: much smaller podcasts, because the full show is a lot
Speaker 2: to commit to, isn't it the whole hour?
Speaker 1: Anyone understands what it's like to have a short attention span.
Speaker 2: It's us exactly as grateful as we are to people
Speaker 2: that actually do listen to the full show. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: people are busy. I don't have time for a one
Speaker 2: hour podcast every week.
Speaker 1: Can we understand that you have other things to do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I usually save my long podcast for like flights and
Speaker 2: road trips and stuff like that. So we thought we'd
Speaker 2: give people the option to listen to little bits at
Speaker 2: a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So for example, right, say you have got lunch
Speaker 1: with Arnie Julie, and on the way she calls you
Speaker 1: and goes, listen, Darling, Lennie, get a tea cake from
Speaker 1: the baker's live and you kick shit. I'm right around
Speaker 1: the corner from Une Julie's house. But I'll go and
Speaker 1: I'll go to the local baker's diet and I will
Speaker 1: get the bread. And it's a ten minute journey there
Speaker 1: and back. Yeah, you can listen to two of our
Speaker 1: little snack sized bits on the way and on the
Speaker 1: way back.
Speaker 2: I don't know about too, do we do ramb along
Speaker 2: on a lot?
Speaker 1: You were a lot was like a piece of lucoricia,
Speaker 1: now anyone.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, point being, you've got the little bits that you
Speaker 2: can listen to when you've got a little bit of
Speaker 2: spare time if you don't have time for the full show,
Speaker 2: and who would have time for the full show?
Speaker 1: Let's be real, oh exactly.
Speaker 2: Plus, if you listen to the full show and you
Speaker 2: want to go back and listen to a certain bit
Speaker 2: that you liked, save your scrolling through the whole friggin
Speaker 2: thing trying to find that all the best bits are
Speaker 2: right there for you.
Speaker 1: We're thinking of you. Twenty four to seven. Anyway, look
Speaker 1: enough of us, Let's get on with the show.
Speaker 2: If he's say enough of us, and then we're about
Speaker 2: to go into a lot more of us.
Speaker 1: It is an hour worth of a people do some
Speaker 1: weird shit.
Speaker 3: It shod in young people inhaling the gas and cooking
Speaker 3: canisters known as names to get hide some things more
Speaker 3: since than something for you, like I could have made
Speaker 3: anything if I had the talent.
Speaker 1: Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: This is leadership.
Speaker 3: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. Yeah, well, good.
Speaker 1: Is just I'm still a couple of Mitches. Should one
Speaker 1: of us be mich and the other be Mitchell? Just
Speaker 1: to make things easier?
Speaker 2: Your Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 1: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Miui Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Ko.
Speaker 1: It's good to be back.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're back again.
Speaker 1: I love the you open it for twenty twenty. It's
Speaker 1: just it's refresh It sounds good, it does.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it. There's a bit that doesn't sound fresh, though
Speaker 2: I think I know what you mean. It's a little
Speaker 2: bit with the really old music again.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the music that they were playing two minutes
Speaker 1: before the Titanic sunk.
Speaker 2: I picture that section of the opener in black and white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like stop motion, like frame by frame.
Speaker 2: And we're wearing top hat, very Charlie Chaplin esque.
Speaker 1: How that happened? It sounds good. It's a fresh opener.
Speaker 1: I had someone ask if we're going to do that
Speaker 1: at the start of every new season, like when we
Speaker 1: come back, and I thought, it's a nice idea, let's
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's why we did it. I guess I
Speaker 2: just thought New Year, and you open, and why.
Speaker 1: Not freshen it up? Yeah? Well, Jenna's back, speaking of
Speaker 1: freshening it up, how are you not fresh?
Speaker 2: She's sour and old and withered.
Speaker 1: You often often have a gym class to go to.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Why tonight? She said, we have to keep it really short, guys,
Speaker 1: I've got to get to what one body pump.
Speaker 2: I don't know, something like that. She just likes to
Speaker 2: make it known that she's got elsewhere to be. Every
Speaker 2: time you do this show, she's like, I've got a
Speaker 2: funeral to go to. I've got them. She's just never act,
Speaker 2: never fully committed and then last week.
Speaker 1: She said I've got to go out of the blue
Speaker 1: and stayed for two hours later. Yes, I I didn't
Speaker 1: go anywhere. It's all wrought with you. Yes, it's all
Speaker 1: an act, Mitch. It's been good, you know, it's been
Speaker 1: really good. I went to my brain doctor and I
Speaker 1: got I had my memory assessed, and he's given me
Speaker 1: games to practice to make sure my memory stays the
Speaker 1: best it can. And he's given me an app. It's
Speaker 1: very good. It's called grind It it's remember the people
Speaker 1: that you. It's got general general like that way. Jenna's like, fluy,
Speaker 1: I've never made a joke like that, and Gender thinks
Speaker 1: it's the best ever. It's called Elevate and it helps
Speaker 1: you train your brain.
Speaker 2: Actually I think I played that briefly.
Speaker 1: Elevate y don't say play. It's very boring.
Speaker 2: Their memory games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are memory games. It's like this is a
Speaker 1: cat now the cat has hat? Was the hat blue?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, think, I remember that? Is it working?
Speaker 1: Well? That's what I want? Why don't we Why don't
Speaker 1: you tell me something obscure now? And then we'll do
Speaker 1: the whole show and right at the end, let's see
Speaker 1: if I can remember it.
Speaker 2: Well, is it meant to Is it meant to make
Speaker 2: your memory better going forward? Or is it meant to
Speaker 2: resurface old memories that you had forgotten?
Speaker 1: God? No, I don't want to resurface old right.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all that stuff that's gone, it's gone in
Speaker 2: the past. What is something obscure? Dinner?
Speaker 1: Why don't you just give me four numbers?
Speaker 2: Okay? What about we have one hundred and two podcast
Speaker 2: reviews on Apple Podcasts, which is six point eight percent
Speaker 2: of the number of people that perished on the Titanic. Yes,
Speaker 2: we did that mass quite a few days ago. Google
Speaker 2: how to get the pass to ask you the number
Speaker 2: at the end, because I did the googling, so it's
Speaker 2: fresher in my brain.
Speaker 1: The number of podcast reviews, No.
Speaker 2: The number of the percentage of people that perished on
Speaker 2: the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, have gotten already.
Speaker 2: I have faith in you. You've been you've been away
Speaker 2: at your app. You've been having fun with that.
Speaker 1: I actually have been putting in the time. Unlike the gym,
Speaker 1: which we all know is my strong suit. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, strengthen my memory, because you have to.
Speaker 1: It's so important.
Speaker 2: I've been having a lot of fun on another app.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Grinder, No, not grinder really, yes.
Speaker 2: Think the good news is that I'm now TikTok famous.
Speaker 1: I saw that.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, another another feather to my is it
Speaker 2: feather to your hat?
Speaker 1: Your hat?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Another one and another platform that I'm dominating. It's almost
Speaker 2: boring now, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I can't even dominate one app, let alone all of them.
Speaker 2: I actually I do not understand TikTok at all. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: for people who don't know what it's like, this new
Speaker 2: app that predominantly children used. It's for the kids, yeah,
Speaker 2: like teenagers and stuff. And I don't know. I've been
Speaker 2: meaning to get I've been wanting to get around to
Speaker 2: starting an account. I'm like, yeah, I shouldrobably get around this.
Speaker 2: I've not made anything for TikTok. I just posted some
Speaker 2: old shit of mine that went well on Facebook and Instagram, and.
Speaker 1: Then you tell me you woke up refreshed it and
Speaker 1: how many views did it have? It had?
Speaker 2: Well, last time I checked, it had two million. Oh come,
Speaker 2: but it hasn't taken Like I feel like people are
Speaker 2: really slutty with the follow button on TikTok. They hand
Speaker 2: it out like it's nothing. Oh do they really?
Speaker 1: They just follow I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, day one I had I had more followers on
Speaker 2: TikTok than we have on the Instagram account for this
Speaker 2: podcast rub it on day one, and then on day
Speaker 2: two I overtook the amount of Instagram followers I.
Speaker 1: Have and now I'm double that. Holy shit, I'm at twenty.
Speaker 2: Thousand followers and I didn't even try. I was like,
Speaker 2: TikTok's weird. I don't understand that world at all.
Speaker 1: This is kids dancing. And then collaboration wasn't dancing.
Speaker 2: I was talking shit, which I thought I wasn't gone.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a TikTok at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should, she I don't. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to think of TikTok ideas. I thought, Yeah, TikTok's very
Speaker 2: unique and weird, and my brain doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1: It's a new type of content that I'm not I
Speaker 1: don't know how to create yet.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I thought, But then I just posted
Speaker 2: shit from the environment and it did well.
Speaker 1: It's really, isn't it funny? You have a very very
Speaker 1: famous like a Picasso that one painting. You've got that
Speaker 1: very famous video where you don't even impersonate Lisa Wilkinson.
Speaker 1: You got to blow dry and you say you look
Speaker 1: like Lisa Wilkinson.
Speaker 2: Lisa Wilkinson, I left the hairdresser with really like this
Speaker 2: bouncy bob. I was like a news reader and I
Speaker 2: said that I was ranting and I said that I
Speaker 2: looked like Lisa Wilkinson. And then after post that was
Speaker 2: that's months yea, she never even saw it. And then
Speaker 2: after I posted it on TikTok, apparently one of her
Speaker 2: kids showed her and then she reposted it on her Instagram.
Speaker 2: So yes, had to at Lisa Wilkinson. There I am,
Speaker 2: and we message you Kerry and Kenniley or someone. It
Speaker 2: all came from TikTok, which I still don't know how
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: I want to get on TikTok. I want to do it,
Speaker 1: can make one. I want to be TikTok famous. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know how, I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: laugh about. I want to be TikTok fav. I'd love
Speaker 1: to be TikTok famed.
Speaker 2: Let's do that later on today.
Speaker 1: Plus, if it's your first time listening, hi Welcome to
Speaker 1: the club.
Speaker 2: Welcome.
Speaker 1: It's more a therapy than a club.
Speaker 2: Really, it's a good time to join because we're doing
Speaker 2: apparently a fan favorite segment. Remember, we did a poll
Speaker 2: in our Facebook group asking what everyone's favorite segment was
Speaker 2: Talkback Tings, and.
Speaker 1: It was a number one, renounding number one. They loved
Speaker 1: it correct by far.
Speaker 2: So Talkback Tings back tonight, and let me tell you
Speaker 2: I found some more goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited to talk back radio. Plus, if it
Speaker 1: is your first time listening, the name of the show
Speaker 1: is sort of a start. It's is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: We start the show the same way every week and
Speaker 1: we kick it off with it is It just Me?
Speaker 1: It's an observation, is something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate, But one each we do what's yours? You'll
Speaker 1: give me a little to teasers with what yours is?
Speaker 2: Put it this way, Actually, I don't know that sounds bad.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it involves a little bit of
Speaker 2: low key slut shaming for my friends, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: We're gonna stoop to that level every now and again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a good way of explaining it. Well,
Speaker 2: it make me sound like a bit of an.
Speaker 1: Now I'm hooked in. I'm hooking regardless. Mine's a lot cleaner,
Speaker 1: And why don't I go first. Let's let you think
Speaker 1: about yours. Let's kick it off the first of the week.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does it seem really easy to make an Oscars acceptance speech?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that the awards ceremony that was like a week
Speaker 2: or so ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Academy Awards.
Speaker 2: It was the ninety second or something, because an Academy
Speaker 2: awards separate things, the.
Speaker 1: Same thing, same thing. I didn't know I was researching
Speaker 1: for this segment because I researched. Now that I have
Speaker 1: memory games, Janna's middle name is Bertrude's I researching the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Why do you think they're called the Oscars.
Speaker 2: I've got no idea. It's named after a guy.
Speaker 1: It's named after a guy who has no connection to
Speaker 1: the industry at all. The very first Oscar was given
Speaker 1: to some actress and she accepted it and dedicated, you're
Speaker 1: gonna call this Oscar because her grandfather, who supported her name,
Speaker 1: was Oscar, and then that's why they got the name Oscars.
Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do.
Speaker 3: With the in the first ever Oscars was at the
Speaker 3: Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. Was it really only went for
Speaker 3: like twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, it doesn't tell.
Speaker 1: That's my point. I really wish that the ceremony was
Speaker 1: so much bloody shorter. So I watched it right, and
Speaker 1: I and the thing that caught my attention with the speeches.
Speaker 1: So people get up. There's only maybe, like I reckon,
Speaker 1: twenty awards, not that many. And the awards are given
Speaker 1: out and they get up on stage, and you know
Speaker 1: the classic if you speak for too long you get
Speaker 1: the music right, and the music cuts you off. And
Speaker 1: I think I counted maybe nine or ten people got
Speaker 1: the goddamn music. Get up there, thank your God and
Speaker 1: thank your pair, and look at the trophy and mention
Speaker 1: the crew, the one who holds the microphone. They all
Speaker 1: do that like they're special.
Speaker 2: And you can't forget the crew. What does everyone know exactly?
Speaker 2: They always seemed to kick off with like heavy breathing
Speaker 2: that they get to the microphone with their trophy. It's like,
Speaker 2: whoa man.
Speaker 1: Yeah they do do that actually, or they always go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't expect this. You were nominated.
Speaker 1: It was one in five chants and.
Speaker 3: You've already won the Golden Globe and sag.
Speaker 1: You should have expected this. It pieces me off, though
Speaker 1: I did research the speech. The longest speech this year
Speaker 1: was walking Phoenix right, and he spoke for four minutes
Speaker 1: and twelve seconds and didn't get the music.
Speaker 2: With four minutes and twelve seconds and no music, no music.
Speaker 2: And then Parasite got the best took a long time,
Speaker 2: the best picture and guess what they got cut off
Speaker 2: and people say it's racist.
Speaker 1: You know they got cut off.
Speaker 2: How long did they go for?
Speaker 1: I can't remember the time, and that's what I want
Speaker 1: to know. I reckon we could do the speeches in time.
Speaker 1: You've got ninety seconds to make your speech. So I've
Speaker 1: got to stop watch, and I've also got the Oscars
Speaker 1: music and I can play you. So Jenna can go first.
Speaker 2: What's she winning for an equestrian competition.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: That dressage. That's what she's winning for.
Speaker 1: Best Dresser Dressage in the Shetland category. So Mitch, you
Speaker 1: can announce it, and the sheddy goes to the sheddy
Speaker 1: and the nominees are I know what Jenna has to do.
Speaker 1: You have to thank the horses, your trainers, Jenna, you
Speaker 1: have to thank your fan.
Speaker 2: Don't know what to do with it. Ninety second she
Speaker 2: could get.
Speaker 1: Up and go, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: That's part of the challenge me. That's all right, fair.
Speaker 1: Enough, Okay, do you like do the nomination?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just opening there.
Speaker 1: I'll give you another bit of music. Ready when you're ready.
Speaker 2: Okay. So we've just come back from the package, which
Speaker 2: is where we looked at all the nomina. Even then
Speaker 2: at silent and the sheddy goes to Jenna, Benson.
Speaker 1: Gets more storage galloping up.
Speaker 3: Wow, one achievement. I've waited my whole life for this
Speaker 3: amazing award. Where do I start. I'd like to thank
Speaker 3: my first pony, Pippy, she like even to this day.
Speaker 3: She's an inspiration and she's the reason why I'm standing
Speaker 3: up here. I'd also like to thank my four other
Speaker 3: horses that I've had over the years. Kiki, Koala, Caramel
Speaker 3: start with the.
Speaker 2: Same, and Kelly. I heard a KKK there.
Speaker 3: I didn't name them, just letting you know anyway. Speech yes,
Speaker 3: because I heard some of you in the front row. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know you're jealous.
Speaker 1: I'm timing you, by the way.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go and I'd like to thank God
Speaker 3: it's blessing me with all these horses and this amazing award.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Oh well done, Jenna, You've just made it in time.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenna. Next up, Mitchell Coombs is nominated for
Speaker 1: his award and best Hair for a meal that looks
Speaker 1: like a woman. Next at the sheddies.
Speaker 2: Before we get into that, can I tell you when
Speaker 2: I was nominated for an ACRA. So that's the radio award.
Speaker 1: I've been nominated to best.
Speaker 2: Off a Newcomer. The thing I was looking forward to
Speaker 2: most about the potential of winning. Didn't, by the way,
Speaker 2: was the fact that they don't have speeches at the acres.
Speaker 2: You can tell that that shit is run by radio people.
Speaker 2: It is so tightened by Australian Commercial Radio Awards. I
Speaker 2: tell you what. By the time the person has walked
Speaker 2: up on stage to get their trophy, the person that's
Speaker 2: coming on with the next award is already there ready
Speaker 2: to go right like. They get through that shit in
Speaker 2: half an hour.
Speaker 1: Again, who beat you?
Speaker 2: Some clown in Perth? I don't know, really doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Who was it? Damis shame, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't memorize their name Best Newcombe.
Speaker 1: What do they do I don't know.
Speaker 2: Actually they live in per Actually no, actually they worked it.
Speaker 2: I think they worked at Triple Am in Sydney. They're
Speaker 2: one of the producers for moon Man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone loves that show, sucking up to moon Man.
Speaker 2: Genuinely haven't listened.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have an opinion. But Jackie over in the
Speaker 2: Morning's where you anyway? What's me bloody prize?
Speaker 1: Okay, so your prize is I don't like best Hair Jenner.
Speaker 1: We need to rework it something where he needs to
Speaker 1: think a big team. Oh you know what, this is
Speaker 1: the annual Potties. So the podcast awards, and don't forget
Speaker 1: your podcast. Not the fucking itty bittish nitty titty that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I've listened, actually listened.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think you have.
Speaker 1: I'd rather listen to the Chicago whaling Horn for a
Speaker 1: month and listen to Talisia chomped down on a half
Speaker 1: soggy piece of chicken.
Speaker 2: Look at podcast alone. You're so jealous Anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm not jealous. I just think when you have a
Speaker 1: kid and it's a newborn.
Speaker 2: I wish I have the oscars music right now to
Speaker 2: shut his back, all right.
Speaker 3: And the potty goes to.
Speaker 2: Mitchell Kurbs. Wow, I mean, this is unbelievable. I really
Speaker 2: I really thought Teacher's Pet had this one in the bag.
Speaker 2: I didn't think I stood a chance. That's incredible. Wow.
Speaker 2: What can I say about? What can you say when
Speaker 2: you're in a potty? Honestly, I'd like to thank my
Speaker 2: fucking now my afters teachers for my audio skills. I'd
Speaker 2: like to thank my parents for somehow creating a horrific
Speaker 2: voice that people put up with. I'd like to thank
Speaker 2: the listeners, even though there's not as many people that
Speaker 2: listen to podcasts as perhaps you know, watch TV or
Speaker 2: you know, watch YouTube videos. It's a really intimate medium
Speaker 2: where you're in people's ears. You know, you form a
Speaker 2: real strong bond, and I'm very grateful for that. So
Speaker 2: this is for you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: What about your fucking cow host.
Speaker 2: Hey, that didn't matter my award.
Speaker 1: You could have thanked your co host.
Speaker 2: Who's to say that this was the show that won.
Speaker 1: I thought that was just just assumed knowledge.
Speaker 3: I looked at the envelope and it wasn't was not
Speaker 3: it was just Michel.
Speaker 2: Yes, it could have been my twelve part series Diary
Speaker 2: of a Selfish Bitch. It's a solo podcast. I'm working
Speaker 2: on it. You're good choking on that banana brea.
Speaker 1: I'm going for another piece too.
Speaker 2: What a self sabotage? Oh, don't eat into the microphone
Speaker 2: on purpose? That was fair all.
Speaker 1: We're about to do yours.
Speaker 2: I'll take this away a right, it's time for my
Speaker 2: Is it just me enough out of you?
Speaker 1: Just me?
Speaker 2: Is there more to life than drugs? And also Dick?
Speaker 1: Beg your pardon? You hurt? All right? Oh? I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's a simple yes or no.
Speaker 2: I think there is, Yes, yes, there is. Let's just
Speaker 2: say I've got some friends who were around our age,
Speaker 2: and they seem to be stuck in that phase where
Speaker 2: they're just obsessed with partying, going out boys, you know,
Speaker 2: And I just feel like, I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but my uni days are behind me. Oh yeah, those
Speaker 2: two things, drugs and Dick are the last things on
Speaker 2: my mind. A very busy woman these days.
Speaker 1: You're getting your equal share of both, just weaned over,
Speaker 1: sprinkled over a few weeks or months.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've just got some slutty mates, and
Speaker 2: I just thought, by way of encouraging them to think
Speaker 2: outside of their box, I would devise a list of
Speaker 2: things that are better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how quickly do I know these people?
Speaker 2: Probably there's more than one. Yeah, they know who they are. Yes,
Speaker 2: So things that are better than drugs and dick. I
Speaker 2: want I want to know whether you guys agree or not.
Speaker 2: A cool breeze. All right. I live in a house
Speaker 2: with nowhere on. I've become very dependent on a breeze,
Speaker 2: so I.
Speaker 1: Can curt on better when a cool hit you in
Speaker 1: the face, and when you're already a bit sweaty, and
Speaker 1: then you can feel.
Speaker 3: Especially when it's really hot inside and you go outside
Speaker 3: and then you breeze.
Speaker 2: A nice hot meal, A beautiful pizza. I don't mean
Speaker 2: Dominoes or pizza. A beautiful pizza, stone baked definitely better
Speaker 2: than drugs and dick. By far. Apples with a good crunch,
Speaker 2: not those ones that like flowery, Yeah, I hate those ones.
Speaker 2: Do an impression of a flowery apple?
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is a crunchy apple.
Speaker 2: No, it's more like you dig your teeth in then snap.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good personation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a flowery apple is Yeah, it's what the dement.
Speaker 2: Anyway, A nice stroll better than drugs and dick, I
Speaker 2: would say, especially when there's a breeze involved as well.
Speaker 2: You're not trying to work out and like build up
Speaker 2: a sweat, You're just going for a nice Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can, I can back that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: A good book smell. There's a difference between a good
Speaker 2: and bad book smell. Lots of pr books get sent
Speaker 2: to this office. Some of them are ranked, some of
Speaker 2: them are delightful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to Rea Pits has a beautiful smell to it, just.
Speaker 2: Like going to the library and having a good sniffy
Speaker 2: out of it's a bad book smell. Oh you know
Speaker 2: a bad book smell. It smells like it's history textbook.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they've got the plasticy sheets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, good at all. Really, okay, this is a
Speaker 2: good one. A really good quality fruit cutting knife. You know,
Speaker 2: when you're trying to cut a lemon or something and
Speaker 2: you're really having to work to get that basthard and
Speaker 2: it's just like getting all stringy and yak. A good
Speaker 2: fruit cutting knife just makes it like.
Speaker 1: A pair of knife.
Speaker 2: Yes, something like that. Oh, it's just heaven. I'm getting
Speaker 2: a bit hot and heavy just thinking about clothes fresh
Speaker 2: out of the dryer, an afternoon nap, sorting buttons that
Speaker 2: wasn't mine. I've started to get submissions from people, and
Speaker 2: so this is over ahead and that from the Shitty
Speaker 2: Committee podcast. Not familiar with wiping down a dusty surface?
Speaker 2: Movie popcorn? Oh yes, yes, I agree with that. What
Speaker 2: else we gosh? A good sit? I'm very passionate about
Speaker 2: a good sit.
Speaker 1: You're talking my language.
Speaker 2: Lovely curtains and stepping on a crunchy leaf. These are
Speaker 2: all things I believe are better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 2: If you have anything to add, I'd love to hear it. Okay,
Speaker 2: is there are some people out there who genuinely, genuinely
Speaker 2: seem to believe that there is nothing better than those
Speaker 2: two things. And I'm here to tell you stop being
Speaker 2: a little whore and appreciate the little things.
Speaker 1: A good teeth clean Oh yeah, session.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's so clean that you're almost inclined not to
Speaker 2: eat anything. Do I need that? Because my mouth feels
Speaker 2: awesome and.
Speaker 3: Fresh as soon as you've come out of the dentist, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I like that.
Speaker 2: Nah, I can. I can do the dentist clean feeling
Speaker 2: by myself. I don't need some other basad to do it.
Speaker 2: I hate dentists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you might hate it, but afterwards it feels
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: It's like this, this list started as a joke, but
Speaker 2: now that I'm trying to get in amongst all the
Speaker 2: bloody yoga and the mindfulness nonsense, it actually quite helps
Speaker 2: to like, you know, appreciate the little things in life.
Speaker 1: You're a very simple person to please, and that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: You're very easy to please, like I will. You'll go, Mitch,
Speaker 1: can you load this audio onto the system? And I'll
Speaker 1: do it and you'll thank me like a labrador. You're
Speaker 1: a good boy. Thank you, Mitch. That's very good. But
Speaker 1: if you don't do something, you double cross you, O Jenna,
Speaker 1: he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one thing that I'm very big on. I
Speaker 2: don't know where I inherited that trait from, but I
Speaker 2: just I'm you know, I'm one of those people that's like,
Speaker 2: if you agree to do something, you do it, or
Speaker 2: have a conversation about how I don't have time whatever
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: When people just don't do shit and they expect you
Speaker 2: And this isn't about you. You do it a lot.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just hate it when people say they'll
Speaker 2: do something and then don't do it, and they expect
Speaker 2: me to just forget about it and they just don't
Speaker 2: bring it up. It's like, if you can't do it,
Speaker 2: just let me know whatever.
Speaker 1: I do want to know, though, when was the last
Speaker 1: time you had one of the other two of drugs?
Speaker 2: That really goes against the message I'm trying to send.
Speaker 1: We don't need to.
Speaker 2: Discuss that there's more to life than that. But you
Speaker 2: even asked me when the last time I cut fruit?
Speaker 2: What we eat?
Speaker 1: When was the last time you cut an orange?
Speaker 2: I haven't had no inch a while, but yes, I've
Speaker 2: got a very good fruit cutting knife, do you Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about a nice stroll?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I put that on there. When I had twelve pm yesterday,
Speaker 2: I went for a life around the block. I call
Speaker 2: it my sanity walk. And I'm feeling cooped up in
Speaker 2: the office. Definitely. Anyway, do either you have anything to
Speaker 2: add or are you drugging dick obsessed?
Speaker 1: I'm not either obsessed. I like a good tooth clean.
Speaker 1: I like a good nose blow when you get everything out.
Speaker 2: In a nice cy. That's that's something that you have
Speaker 2: to do. That's like saying wiping your ass, Now you
Speaker 2: have to do it.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, a good pooh, like a
Speaker 1: good one, like a good one, and it just it
Speaker 1: just comes out and you can just sort of maybe
Speaker 1: one or two wipes and you're out and you feel lighter.
Speaker 1: Come on, don't pretend it's not.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like the word good is weird. What
Speaker 2: about a solid turd, Yeah, a healthy pooh nice, A
Speaker 2: high fiber dump running that, a high fiber dump that's perfect?
Speaker 2: Anything else, Jenne?
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 3: I think the feeling after you've done zumba no one
Speaker 3: can relate.
Speaker 2: Yes, they cannot.
Speaker 3: The whole Zomboo community can relate.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the little things in life. A one
Speaker 2: hour class that's not little. That's okay, yeah, true, very true.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, after any even if it's a small workout,
Speaker 3: how it feels afterwards?
Speaker 2: I suppose the endorphins.
Speaker 1: I've got one. When you go to Maca's drive through
Speaker 1: out and all the new modern ones have two entry
Speaker 1: points and there's two cars in one and you pull
Speaker 1: next to one and the car instantly goes So you
Speaker 1: beat the one next to you when you pick the
Speaker 1: right macas, drive.
Speaker 2: Fend you pick the right mate them macas? What was
Speaker 2: that little brown for lane? It's just funny that that's
Speaker 2: where your head goes.
Speaker 1: Happen to be today on the way to work.
Speaker 2: I bet it did be dusty.
Speaker 3: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 3: you're listening to?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: Do you remember in high school like talking about drugs.
Speaker 1: Now it's so open and it's just it's a different thing.
Speaker 1: But in high school, I couldn't even say the words drugs.
Speaker 1: I was so scared of it.
Speaker 2: It was really weird in high school. I used to think, Oh, actually,
Speaker 2: more so after high school, in order to be cool,
Speaker 2: you have to like try drugs and stuff. But I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even know who to ask. I'm not cool enough.
Speaker 2: I don't have any friends that have them now. I
Speaker 2: don't know where I've ended up in life, but I
Speaker 2: feel like they're just thrown at me, like people offer
Speaker 2: them to me all the time. They're like, brah, you
Speaker 2: want a cat? Like oh, like yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2: Every then one night at Puffedorf and the amount of offers.
Speaker 2: I guess it's like it's so easy to obtain them,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, how did I get here?
Speaker 1: No? Thank you? That sounds awful. So I met someone
Speaker 1: the other night and they were like, have you been
Speaker 1: to poffed Off? Have you been aff have you been
Speaker 1: a poffed Off? I'm like no, They're like, Pulfeduff isn't
Speaker 1: just a club for me, it's my home. And I thought,
Speaker 1: for Fox's sake, maybe bump up your rant and get
Speaker 1: a new place, because that's disgusting that you think that
Speaker 1: a gay club is your home.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna lie. Puleduff in Sydney, for those
Speaker 2: who don't know, Ivy in Sydney is like the straightest
Speaker 2: of straight night clubs and it has been for like decades.
Speaker 1: Everyone's wearing links Africa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they started to like decline popularity, so they've made
Speaker 2: Saturday night Pulduff Night, which is hilarious because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I can't believe Ivy is now pulled off.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The place you wouldn't go a year ago because
Speaker 1: you'd be bashed is now the place you do go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and it actually is quite good. I went
Speaker 2: to the opening night and I've been back a few
Speaker 2: times since then, and it's like it's a lot less
Speaker 2: cramped than the clubs on Oxford Street, like, and I
Speaker 2: see a lot more people I know there, and it's
Speaker 2: like all the different flaws or the different spots, there's
Speaker 2: places to chill out. It's got a nice sense of
Speaker 2: community and also way cheaper. But then I feel bad
Speaker 2: for little old Oxford Street, think of the history attached.
Speaker 1: I have only ever been gay clubbing like three times.
Speaker 1: Each time it's been with you. You've been there every time.
Speaker 2: I don't feel you have when I don't remember this
Speaker 2: that I don't.
Speaker 1: Remember because you're asking me.
Speaker 2: Because you always every time we go gay clubbing or
Speaker 2: or there's the offer there or the invite there, you
Speaker 2: always bail just because you're like, no, I'm basically married.
Speaker 1: I have no interest. I just want to sit at
Speaker 1: home and put face masks on and watch Love It
Speaker 1: or Listed.
Speaker 2: And you know what, that's all right, because say it
Speaker 2: with me. There's more to life than drugs and dick.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into talkback tings, shall we? Yes,
Speaker 2: talkback tings is where I bring the little bits of
Speaker 2: gold that I find when listening to talk back. Because
Speaker 2: you work in FM radio, you're very much suck in
Speaker 2: your own little bubble.
Speaker 1: I am, and I have to say for those of
Speaker 1: you who well listen, we have a lot of overseas listeners,
Speaker 1: which I discovered FM and AM radio the two waves
Speaker 1: that the two wave bands we have. FM is where
Speaker 1: you have the pop music and the shows, and AM
Speaker 1: is talk back, very little music, a very right wing,
Speaker 1: right leaning.
Speaker 2: Typically a lot older people listen to talk back, but
Speaker 2: there's plenty of people that are disinterested in using current affairs
Speaker 2: that are young that listen. But predominantly I think that's like,
Speaker 2: did they forty plus with who they have in mind?
Speaker 1: The yeah, fifty sixty plus. But the thing is there's
Speaker 1: so many more shows and stations on AM that there's
Speaker 1: just more room for crazy. They have to talk all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I have to feel a talk break
Speaker 1: about Louis Tomlinson for a minute, and I freak out.
Speaker 1: They talk for an hour on coal seam gas exactly.
Speaker 3: And then and a lot of them have a live
Speaker 3: stream camera streaming them.
Speaker 1: Do they yes?
Speaker 2: On their sites? I'm pretty sure two GB does.
Speaker 1: Oh bless you. They wouldn't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even know that.
Speaker 1: Constantly on there is seemingly a rend in the room.
Speaker 1: What is that prove? I don't approve.
Speaker 2: Today we're not listening to John Laws. We're listening to
Speaker 2: the guy that does the night show on the same
Speaker 2: station to SM.
Speaker 1: So I'm competing with him.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's technically your rival at nighttime. So his
Speaker 2: name's Graham Gilbert. And as Wikipedia very generously phrases it,
Speaker 2: it says in two thousand and two, Gilbert's nighttime show
Speaker 2: on two SM scored a rating of zero point one
Speaker 2: in Sydney, the lowest rating ever recorded for a commercial
Speaker 2: program in metro market in Australia. Two S them subsequently
Speaker 2: withdrew from the Sydney radio ratings, So now they don't
Speaker 2: really have any way of knowing how many people do
Speaker 2: or don't listen. But he does get callers, He does
Speaker 2: get it, I'll tell you that. But unfortunately, most of
Speaker 2: those callers calling Peter Graham Gilbert are prank callers. I
Speaker 2: don't know why He's just become a target for prank callers.
Speaker 2: I've done it before. I'm not gonna lie. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just so easy. He's such an easy target. He's
Speaker 2: had a lot of them over the year. Most famously,
Speaker 2: I would say, would be the India prank.
Speaker 1: Course. This is so so funny.
Speaker 2: I can't explain to you've heard it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard this. Have you heard Jenna?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, So I've got a quick example for you,
Speaker 2: just to hear that. So basically, people call in and
Speaker 2: troll him by answering every question he asks in his
Speaker 2: quiz with the answer India.
Speaker 6: Here It is question one, which Australian gymnast won Commonwealth
Speaker 6: Games gold in nineteen ninety and again in nineteen ninety
Speaker 6: four for his performance on the pommel horse India. I
Speaker 6: didn't think you were that done. I didn't think you
Speaker 6: were that done.
Speaker 1: Lincoln.
Speaker 6: That clearly I was wrong.
Speaker 7: Hello Thomas, good Graham, Yeah, mate, God.
Speaker 1: He's bloody idiots calling.
Speaker 6: Up again and that you'll have the answer.
Speaker 7: What do you think India?
Speaker 6: Thomas? It's bedtime now, off you go, Okay, off you go.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twelve sixty nine. Hello there, Marcus, Yes, yes, mate,
Speaker 6: have you got an answer for us?
Speaker 2: India?
Speaker 1: Are you Marcus? Grow up? You grow up.
Speaker 8: Good on you boys are going to be one of
Speaker 8: those nights.
Speaker 6: Robert good evening.
Speaker 7: Hello Graham, Hell are not too bad?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 6: Sorry after all.
Speaker 2: That nonsense, could you repeat the question?
Speaker 6: The question is mate, Which Australian gymnast won Commonwealth Games
Speaker 6: gold in nineteen ninety and again in nineteen ninety four
Speaker 6: that his performance on the pommel horse megaphone?
Speaker 1: It wasn't even clever, mate, not even clever.
Speaker 5: Hello, Ev Hiram is who do you think it was
Speaker 5: in Dea Eve than fall for their silly games? Okay,
Speaker 5: your match too nice to fall for their silly games.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love how he says. Oh another
Speaker 2: one of those nights. Business happened a lot.
Speaker 1: So what the fuck is a pommel horse?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone actually knew the answer, poor Eve
Speaker 1: just like couldn't do it?
Speaker 2: I know, But who are these people? I've done so
Speaker 2: much research I cannot find out how the India call started,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if they're still happening, but they've
Speaker 2: happened plenty of times. It's all over YouTube. But obviously
Speaker 2: he's aware of those prank callers. Often he just plays music.
Speaker 2: Because he gives up trying to do talk back. But
Speaker 2: some prank calls do slip through the cracks and he
Speaker 2: doesn't realize that they're a prank caller.
Speaker 1: I think I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: So this one that I'm about to play, someone called
Speaker 2: through and rather than talking to him, they just recited
Speaker 2: the lyrics to the family Guy theme song, I've given
Speaker 2: you the themes on over there, man, play it. It
Speaker 2: seems today that all you see is violence.
Speaker 1: You know what classicse good old fresh, And.
Speaker 2: So someone called through with those lyrics to see if
Speaker 2: he would notice. Here's how it went.
Speaker 8: Talk Tonight on thirteen, twelve sixty nine. Hello Brian good
Speaker 8: even Graham, how are he is? Good things? Mate? It
Speaker 8: seems today that all you see is violence and movies
Speaker 8: and sex on TV.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Where are the good old fashioned values on which we
Speaker 2: used to rely.
Speaker 8: Well that's a good point, isn't it. And it's interesting
Speaker 8: that they've done a couple of surveys of late and
Speaker 8: people are not going to movies as much as they
Speaker 8: used to. And the reason they give is because of
Speaker 8: the unnecessary language, the unnecessary sexual scenes. And you're right,
Speaker 8: people are simply wanting to go back to movies where
Speaker 8: the whole family can go and it can be wholesome.
Speaker 1: Well lucky, there's the family.
Speaker 2: Guy, you know.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Okay, good on you, mate.
Speaker 8: I thought he had more to say. Twelve and sixty
Speaker 8: nine talk tonight.
Speaker 1: The best buddy is and old fashioned values on which
Speaker 1: were used to like, couldn't agree more. The movies, the movies,
Speaker 1: the gias. It's awful.
Speaker 3: And right.
Speaker 2: He took the bait. He had no idea. And so
Speaker 2: the challenge is, because Graham Gilbert it is so hyper
Speaker 2: aware of prank callers, is to try and slip through
Speaker 2: the cracks. So what you just heard, Mitch, I bet
Speaker 2: you're wondering why I asked to push back the recording
Speaker 2: time this week a bit later at night.
Speaker 1: My actual night show starts very soon.
Speaker 2: Yes I know. And Jenny, you've miss Lumba.
Speaker 1: For this No Pump class and he's.
Speaker 2: On seven till midnight, so there's like a two hour
Speaker 2: window and we are currently in that window. So I
Speaker 2: I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you want us to to call it?
Speaker 2: I want you to call and like that person did
Speaker 2: recite some lyrics that sound like a conversation and see
Speaker 2: if he notices. So thirteen twelve sixty nine is the number.
Speaker 2: Get it ready?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think I can.
Speaker 2: You knew this was coming though, Like I you act
Speaker 2: so like, oh, you're gonna make you do this. But
Speaker 2: like every time we do talk back things, I always
Speaker 2: seem to make you do something. I'm like, what have
Speaker 2: you learned from you do it? You do something off
Speaker 2: the back of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you give me the lyrics, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: A couple of the ones that I thought of were
Speaker 2: partying in the U Say by Miley Cyrus. Here's the lyricus.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? Oh yeah, so just say hello ready,
Speaker 1: good a mate? Oh, Graham, I hopped off the plane
Speaker 1: at Lax with a dream and my cardigan. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Land of Fame. Excess, am I goun.
Speaker 2: Fitting It's the rhyming is too old?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of that. So then I jumped Graham,
Speaker 1: here I am for the first time. No, I can't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: The other one, another one I came up with, was
Speaker 2: all Star by smash Mouse.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you want to try?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: You know that song from Shrek Jenner? Yes, yeah, So
Speaker 2: I talked to night Graham Gilberts good evening, Graham.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody once told me the world is going to
Speaker 1: roll me and hey Graham on the first tourmn I
Speaker 1: ate the sharpest still in the shed. She was looking
Speaker 1: kind of damn right with her fingers.
Speaker 2: I reckon that one's okay. That one's better than party
Speaker 2: in the rhyme.
Speaker 1: The rhymes throw us off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you reckon? Jenneral, let's gover that one. Can
Speaker 2: you think of any others now? That one's the best? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's better anyway.
Speaker 1: No, I've got it. I've got one. Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell you what it is, but I've got one.
Speaker 1: What is it? I like, I don't want you to know.
Speaker 7: God, I mean three thousand stuff over a long period
Speaker 7: of time. Talk tonight, your name please, Vern, you're on here, VN.
Speaker 7: What did you want to say, mate?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk about ancestry dot Com and genealogy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, very quickly, Graham.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe it, but I just took a DNA
Speaker 1: test and turns out I'm one hundred percent that bitch.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that sounds right, Vern, So, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, he didn't take the bait at all. I
Speaker 2: don't know where it came. That was what was Wait?
Speaker 2: Which song was that again?
Speaker 1: I can't remember what Let me get it that Lizo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, it's a Lizo lyric classic. He caught
Speaker 2: up last week Dragon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my bff, miss Liza, You're.
Speaker 2: Can only play five second. That's around five seconds. Go on.
Speaker 1: I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm one
Speaker 1: hundred person. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I like the time with the ancestry dot Com. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've just been an ancestry like.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I wanted his.
Speaker 2: Old fart callers would start. You wouldn't lame it. I
Speaker 2: found the internet, he.
Speaker 1: Said, ancestry dot com. You keep it quick. I didn't
Speaker 1: have time for burns.
Speaker 2: But do you have flashback on there? Yeah? Okay, can
Speaker 2: you go and find two s M and then just
Speaker 2: like scroll to what just happened and send it to me.
Speaker 2: I want to know what he said after, because I
Speaker 2: reckon he would have like flagged you off a bit more.
Speaker 1: He said, Oh my god, what did he say? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't remember I just asking the wrong person again.
Speaker 2: Can we just talk about the fact that that was
Speaker 2: way too easy to get on air?
Speaker 1: He didn't even vet me like normally, when someone rings
Speaker 1: my show, Okay, I go hi, it's kids nights. What
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about? What's your name? Get
Speaker 1: the name and if they're ship I get rid of them,
Speaker 1: or if they want to talk about something stupid, I
Speaker 1: don't put them on. But I never go straight to
Speaker 1: air with someone.
Speaker 2: And like if you call a talkback station, which is
Speaker 2: different to kids, they still go through the basic what's
Speaker 2: the name of what do you want to talk?
Speaker 1: Speak?
Speaker 4: Phone?
Speaker 2: Usually get your suburb to Jane from Croydon.
Speaker 1: That was weird that he puts it straight.
Speaker 2: On air and says, what's that he is?
Speaker 1: I was going to say, is asking to be based?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe that just happened. That
Speaker 2: that was We were in and out so quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's over before it even started. It's like
Speaker 1: getting a needle.
Speaker 2: Have you got a Jenna? Yeap, just sent it.
Speaker 1: I can get it in the system right there. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Do you say call it to a s M flashback? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got it, you get it?
Speaker 2: What else would to s M flash Yeah, she got it?
Speaker 2: I don't know, could would that be?
Speaker 1: So this is after he hung up on me. We
Speaker 1: obviously didn't hear what he said on air, but this
Speaker 1: is him carrying on after the print calls. Here we
Speaker 1: go Talk Tonight. Your name please, Vern, you're on a
Speaker 1: hern What did you want to say? Mate? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about ancestry dot Com and genealogy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very quickly. It's great. You wouldn't believe it, but I
Speaker 1: just took the test. Turns out I'm one hundred percent
Speaker 1: that bitch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that sounds right, Vern.
Speaker 1: So you hung on for that, did you? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think you've described yourself one hundred per Yep. We've got
Speaker 1: your numbers, so we won't put.
Speaker 8: You back on Talk Tonight on thirteen twelve.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't too bad. Actually better, it's actually better
Speaker 2: hearing it from the other a point of view.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very smug, I reckon.
Speaker 2: We can easily go back on that was That was
Speaker 2: not hard enough? Anyway? Well done, Look, thank you?
Speaker 1: That was that was a successful pray.
Speaker 2: I think that was the least nervous you've been when
Speaker 2: I'm giving you, like a talk back to his little
Speaker 2: talent today.
Speaker 1: Well, I had the song in my head and I
Speaker 1: thought I'm just going to do it because I've got
Speaker 1: to be on a very soon as we didn't have
Speaker 1: much time, and give me the number. What was the
Speaker 1: thing to do? I remembered the game at the start
Speaker 1: of the show. You gave me a number.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Okay, I'm gonna have to look it
Speaker 2: up myself. What was I remember it was? So this
Speaker 2: was to test whether your memory games are working or not.
Speaker 2: And I said to you, we've had no I said,
Speaker 2: we've had one hundred and two views, which what percentage
Speaker 2: of the people that died on the Titanic is one
Speaker 2: hundred and two?
Speaker 1: The percentage was six point eight.
Speaker 2: Look at you going right, I'm gonna look at your shotting.
Speaker 1: I haven't written. I haven't written down anywhere. Unlock your fine.
Speaker 2: No, there haven't been Oh okay, no, the most recent
Speaker 2: thing you had open wasn't the Instagram. Okay, you didn't
Speaker 2: even a cheat. Look at you go.
Speaker 1: Your games are working. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Memory games are work.
Speaker 1: Don't be stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, it's a pleasure being here. And I tell
Speaker 2: you that I've have a couple more talkback things ready
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: Well, I do too, do you yeah, because I finish
Speaker 1: at midnight every night, so I hear the late night talkback.
Speaker 1: And if you think primetime talkback is drivel, holy shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the old man at one am in the morning, he's
Speaker 1: different to a normal man. It's something going on in
Speaker 1: his brain.
Speaker 2: And he've started listening to talkback.
Speaker 1: I've been listening and I've been calling.
Speaker 2: Really, I've had so much fun.
Speaker 1: I've called so many stations.
Speaker 2: Well, firstly, I can't believe I'm such an influencer. I've
Speaker 2: cottoned you on to talkback. We've only done this segment
Speaker 2: a few times, and here you are. What the fuck
Speaker 2: do you call about.
Speaker 1: All the time? By station? No, I want to tell
Speaker 1: you we'll get into another episode, not next week, because
Speaker 1: Christ we can't.
Speaker 2: But okay, well you can go next time, I guess.
Speaker 2: But I've got I've got something that I heard again.
Speaker 2: I think it was like it was actually right before midnight.
Speaker 2: It's like eleven fifty something. Oh really, it's always the
Speaker 2: late late night where it gets.
Speaker 1: Looseh late night's weird.
Speaker 2: But they still Isn't it weird that talkback stations still
Speaker 2: get call as well into the night. People are fucking
Speaker 2: awake and still engaging with them.
Speaker 1: Talk about live you know, I get so many calls
Speaker 1: at night?
Speaker 2: Are the phone lines open right now? Can you open them?
Speaker 2: And we are not. We're about to wrap the show,
Speaker 2: get rid of the music. Okay, we are not wrapping
Speaker 2: the show until someone calls. I want to I want
Speaker 2: to answer the next call.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's going to call because.
Speaker 2: Right now I just said I get so many call
Speaker 2: it's very true.
Speaker 1: Do you really have to wait for someone to call?
Speaker 2: I mean not? All my fucking ideas are good. We
Speaker 2: don't have to do but no, that's I'm happy.
Speaker 1: You want to do it. How are just I'm good?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you really good? Actually? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should I open? Don't worry? Nothing? No nothing, Jenna say nothing, Jenna,
Speaker 1: I mean nothing. You're fired.
Speaker 2: You're the rat. He's not a rat, he's more a ferret.
Speaker 7: Me.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not a fair offer to have long, slender bodies.
Speaker 2: But it's a cue. What am I thinking of? If
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of your affairs?
Speaker 1: Maybe you're skunk raccoon.
Speaker 2: Have you ever noticed that if you add a climate
Speaker 2: before an animal, that makes it sound so much more insulting,
Speaker 2: Like instead of just saying, oh you're a pig, you go,
Speaker 2: oh you desert pig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. Yeah, are you appellation grab? I got
Speaker 1: to think of it. While we wait, Let's play a
Speaker 1: little game I created. Okay, so it's pretty simple, guys.
Speaker 1: I've got the beats of very famous songs, and you
Speaker 1: have to tell me the name of the song. No lyrics,
Speaker 1: no words, no instruments, just the pure beat.
Speaker 2: Does this count as copyright for the podcast? Copyright laws thing?
Speaker 1: No? This is fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're only five seconds or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, instrumentals the instrumentals.
Speaker 2: I don't know the law there, but that's fine.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Do you want to hear the rules of
Speaker 1: Did I set them up enough?
Speaker 2: You just have to guess what the beat is, right,
Speaker 2: like what the song is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Very true. All right, we're ready for the first one.
Speaker 1: So here we go, Ladies of Chance. Your name is
Speaker 1: your buzzer?
Speaker 2: And sorry I didn't hear the name of your buzzer. Well,
Speaker 2: I just started singing along because I knew it. No,
Speaker 2: that's okay, that's more than a beat. That's there's some
Speaker 2: background like synth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it away somehow. They was would just
Speaker 1: be literal Bay supports the Pig. Next one.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, a band that I got stammen on.
Speaker 1: Well done. Okay, think of this game? Yes, well done, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. You should know this more than anyone.
Speaker 2: Jenna, poker face done it to play it again? Play
Speaker 2: it again? I don't recognize that at all.
Speaker 1: Just wait there, let's try and sing it.
Speaker 3: God kidding?
Speaker 1: She call that room your ottle body will be mad?
Speaker 1: All right? Last one, winner takes all?
Speaker 2: Do you ever feel?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 2: Jenna, well done, you've done it.
Speaker 3: A bit of feedback, But can I say something? I
Speaker 3: thought the game was you answer with your name and
Speaker 3: then the name of the song.
Speaker 1: He said Mitchell, and he said firework.
Speaker 2: He sang yeah, but I clearly identify this. I so
Speaker 2: you said no singing, Jenna, don't be daft. It doesn't
Speaker 2: suit you.
Speaker 1: I asked you to play the rules too, and no
Speaker 1: one wanted to hear it.
Speaker 2: A bit of feedback. You played the beat from the verse,
Speaker 2: and then when you played the answer, you played the chorus.
Speaker 2: They're different beats. You should play the same section of
Speaker 2: the song in.
Speaker 1: The reveal when you're playing. When you're on radio, you
Speaker 1: want the listeners to know that the want them to
Speaker 1: hear the thing they most recognize.
Speaker 2: Well, then play the beat they most recognize. Clown Bush clown, stop.
Speaker 1: Your tropical Oh dear, well, we're still waiting for another
Speaker 1: game I created. Shut up? Okay, hello, it's me.
Speaker 2: I'm over and I want to go home. This wasn't
Speaker 2: my best idea. Let's go next week, all right, thanksful listening, guys.
Speaker 2: We'll catch again next week. Don't forget to leave. It's
Speaker 2: the review.
Speaker 1: No, we want to get to one hundred and ten
Speaker 1: by next week. Lads, gents, let's just keep sitting there.
Speaker 2: Written ones are better. Do pop five stars and move
Speaker 2: on with your life. For God's sake, got little bit
Speaker 2: of effort. Take some pride in your work.
Speaker 1: Amen. Next week we're on with a very special guest.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's all we're going to say. But if
Speaker 1: you have a child, god, they're gonna laugh.
Speaker 2: It's not Emma Wiggle.
Speaker 1: It's not Emma Wiggle. And it's not the one that
Speaker 1: our friend had fun with. What five five kids?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, one of my friends banged a supporting
Speaker 2: cast member of the Wiggle. No, one of the main Wiggles.
Speaker 2: Can you fuck off with the sound effects? It wasn't
Speaker 2: one of the main Wiggles. But it's like one of
Speaker 2: the one of the supporting casts up there with the wag,
Speaker 2: the dog of the work.
Speaker 1: It was the puppet, the one that looked like a
Speaker 1: mop he fucked.
Speaker 2: What's its name, I don't want to say. Apparently they're married.
Speaker 2: But this friend that did the banging, he is one
Speaker 2: of the people who the Drugs and Dick list was
Speaker 2: aimed at.
Speaker 1: Interesting. All right, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: All right, Thanks to all our callers. Bye bye.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast.
Speaker 4: App I why do I always there to talk first
Speaker 4: in a debrief Because I always talk first at the
Speaker 4: top of the show, and you always talk first at
Speaker 4: the bottom.
Speaker 1: It's our roles. Don't forget. You can call us. This
Speaker 1: is the secret segment, and lines are open.
Speaker 2: We've already established that no one calls lines. People can
Speaker 2: call listen. This is add Brief. If you knew here,
Speaker 2: it's our secret segment. We pretend the shows over, hoping
Speaker 2: to trick people out of listening because this is the
Speaker 2: loose part. You know, we don't really stay on track.
Speaker 2: There is no track to stay on. In fact, that's
Speaker 2: why it's add Brief. No focusing required.
Speaker 1: It's like a ghost train. It's on its way to nowhere.
Speaker 1: And we got one before I could even announce it.
Speaker 1: That's how popular it is. We've won three bloggings for these.
Speaker 1: You can actually live tweeters during the show. Who's that?
Speaker 1: That's the sham wau guy. Just love the show, guys,
Speaker 1: it's very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah this gag, Jenny, you can give me your opinion
Speaker 2: on this too. I feel that this gag where he
Speaker 2: plays a really obnoxious amount of sound effects and pretends
Speaker 2: that we have a tweets and shit and just plays
Speaker 2: random sound effects for no fucking reason. I think that
Speaker 2: should live only in ad de Breeth. That started to
Speaker 2: bleed into the show just then.
Speaker 1: That's because we had to wait for your stupid call.
Speaker 3: Ye, this is stupider.
Speaker 2: It's not stupid. Is that a word?
Speaker 1: I don't think it is.
Speaker 2: Probably not the Google produce the gender.
Speaker 1: Someone's here, someone's here, Let them in? Hello next time?
Speaker 1: Could you pretty please use the doorbells?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: They just test it and promised, almighty, they're out of here.
Speaker 1: They're gone. See I did get new sound effects. You
Speaker 1: often say to me Mitchell, and when you say Mitchell
Speaker 1: my full name, my heart starts racing, get terrified. I'm
Speaker 1: in trouble. I've been naughty. He's going to kill me.
Speaker 1: And then he goes get new sound effects? And what
Speaker 1: do I do? I get them and I say, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I got sound effects. I call him. I call Mitch,
Speaker 1: and all I hear is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you actually did get a new sound effects. Those
Speaker 2: memory games are working a treat. I used to say
Speaker 2: to you, not even off it, just like when we're
Speaker 2: doing the show. I'd be like, mate, the only reason
Speaker 2: I put up with this segment is on the false
Speaker 2: The only reason I put up with this gag is
Speaker 2: on the false promise that you will get new sound effects.
Speaker 2: So I'm not hearing the same shit every week and
Speaker 2: you never do. But here we are a fresh batch.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like to be prepared for you guys.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Everything ready? Do you think people listen this far in
Speaker 1: the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was talking to someone and they said, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that add brief was a thing. I just stopped
Speaker 1: the episode. Yeah, and I said, but there's clearly at
Speaker 1: least a quarter of the audio.
Speaker 2: Left when you look at the little thing that you draft. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean ad is meant to be like a ten
Speaker 2: minute bit on the end. It's usually at the halfway mark.
Speaker 1: But tonight we don't have much time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, a couple of people say the same thing.
Speaker 2: They're like, I only the other day heard add brief
Speaker 2: for the first time. I didn't realize that was a thing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is where this is. I'm
Speaker 2: just not I'm not proud of this section of the show.
Speaker 2: Not good.
Speaker 1: It's just Chad don't speak porpoise on the show.
Speaker 2: I can't help it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, just happens sometimes, idiot. It's the sliding door. No,
Speaker 1: you can't come in through the doors. Okay, close and
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. So what I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you guys when I first Sorry, I've also installed
Speaker 1: Facebook Messenger live Facebook Messengers.
Speaker 2: That's not even the Facebook Messengers out anymore.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: No, there's a new one, is there?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: The one that's like no on a laptop. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Phone messenger is different. You just message
Speaker 2: me now, open my laptop.
Speaker 1: What was that? Just opened my.
Speaker 2: Laptop sounded like one of those salmon tubes, you know
Speaker 2: that video They went viral where they put the salmon
Speaker 2: in the giant pipe.
Speaker 1: You know, coals and wool is how that. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they still use them. But when I worked there,
Speaker 1: they had vacuums right next to the register, and when
Speaker 1: you had to send you too much cash, you'd suck
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: Really cold green register four cod green register four good one.
Speaker 1: And would go above all the customers heads and then
Speaker 1: in head off as Gail who would sit in the
Speaker 1: finance area or be sitting there, the shoot above her
Speaker 1: head would just drop into a lap. And you did it.
Speaker 1: But it was money.
Speaker 2: Are you going to methage me?
Speaker 7: Or or not?
Speaker 1: Or not doing it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 2: He forgot See it's not that old that. I haven't
Speaker 2: heard that. You play that message again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well someone has to message it. I'm not playing anything.
Speaker 1: You're lucky someone did that.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that an age, this was this?
Speaker 1: This is this even an Maybe it's not even Facebook messenger.
Speaker 2: They have a very similar one.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, you guys talking about yourself. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: cut my.
Speaker 2: What are you cooking?
Speaker 1: Do you cook sirloin?
Speaker 2: I love to cook, really, I love to cook.
Speaker 1: I actually do love to cook.
Speaker 2: I really do all that This is what I missed
Speaker 2: about when I used to work night hours. It's that
Speaker 2: time in the morning you've got, Like I didn't start
Speaker 2: work till two, You don't start till fucking six. Yes, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could wake up at like eleven and then just
Speaker 2: pissed around all day. Imagine the meals you can make
Speaker 2: in that time.
Speaker 1: I do piss around, but I don't do much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe you.
Speaker 1: I watched an entire series of American Horror Story in
Speaker 1: two days.
Speaker 2: How many episodes are in it?
Speaker 1: Thirteen?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's not that impressive, but they're like.
Speaker 1: Hour long episodes, and it's very convoluted, like the Witch
Speaker 1: was also the clown that's your dad and the principle
Speaker 1: the whole time. Fuck got one? Sorry? That is then
Speaker 1: someone someone just nudged us. That's exciting, and didn't realize
Speaker 1: that that's not a nude we could do on a nudge?
Speaker 2: Is no nudged?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was.
Speaker 8: Not.
Speaker 2: That's Oh I'm not Jenna, Have you given birth again?
Speaker 1: That's why she wants to go to a body pop
Speaker 1: class so she can get impregnated again.
Speaker 2: Can you stop now?
Speaker 1: Jenna is hold on? Hey, Siri is Jenna pregnant. Yes,
Speaker 1: there are interesting I've enabled Siri on the show too.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you the other day we were I
Speaker 2: was in the office until late how this bloody project
Speaker 2: had to work on, and so my work hours crossover
Speaker 2: with Mitch's, which never happens anymore. He doesn't get until
Speaker 2: who was meant to get in at six? That doesn't
Speaker 2: often happen on the dot, doesn't. But he was in
Speaker 2: the office at the same time as me, and he
Speaker 2: was sitting out in the pit there where the producers sit,
Speaker 2: and his boyfriend face timed him. About half an hour
Speaker 2: later in the studio. I come in to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: stay on the show tomorrow. Yeah, they're facetiming again, and
Speaker 2: I was like, Hayden, what could possibly have happened in
Speaker 2: your life?
Speaker 3: Utes?
Speaker 2: Yes, And then I pissed off again for an hour.
Speaker 2: I came back and they're talking again, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what the f what's new now? And he goes, I'm
Speaker 2: married at first sight finished, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: how Like it's nice that they're in love quite clearly,
Speaker 2: and they like each other's company and they want to
Speaker 2: talk all the time. But it's been a year. Do
Speaker 2: you think you're gonna get out of that phase? Or
Speaker 2: is that the constant thing?
Speaker 1: But there's no phase, like we just enjoy talking to
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: But like facetimes. One thing, think about it.
Speaker 1: We don't talk to each other. I won't see him
Speaker 1: because I start at six and finish at midnight and
Speaker 1: he starts at eight am and finishes at five. We
Speaker 1: never see each other until weekends. Okay, so that's when
Speaker 1: we talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it in the one FaceTime?
Speaker 1: Oh please? You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't to be honest.
Speaker 1: Whose first tweets over?
Speaker 2: What were you even talking to him about that? Because
Speaker 2: every time I came in, I was like, what is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: We hadn't caught up about the day? Oh right?
Speaker 2: And that needed that was a three part series, was
Speaker 2: that the day?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, times are different. Back when you
Speaker 1: were dating people would do it now. I mean, Scotty Cam,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell him what's happened?
Speaker 2: Can you stop with the sound effect. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: have a fucking conversation and rid of it.
Speaker 1: Times have changed, Times have changed. It's twenty twenty. Did
Speaker 1: you hear what he said?
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to go guys back next week.
Speaker 2: We have a special we have a special guest.
Speaker 1: We can genuinely talk about it. We talk a lot
Speaker 1: on the phone, not really just one more one more
Speaker 1: time for talk tonight to please?
Speaker 2: Can you go back to that tick sound effect I
Speaker 2: made that? Did you I remember making that? That's that's
Speaker 2: the not my cup of tea tick, that's our cross
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I like and I use it for my show at nights.
Speaker 2: What I like every show having its own like that's
Speaker 2: why we use all the same beds here and like
Speaker 2: all the same backing tracks and the same bushes and shit.
Speaker 2: I like that every show to have its own like identity,
Speaker 2: you know. And so I made my own ticks and
Speaker 2: cross sound effects like correct incorrect, And you've been using
Speaker 2: them on kids for quite a while. They have the
Speaker 2: kids have their own.
Speaker 1: I prefer these. The kids ones are too intense. Do
Speaker 1: you want to hear the kiss ones? Yeah? It's very
Speaker 1: prison like. And we really need to get that out
Speaker 1: here because my show's on in like fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: I haven't even prepared. I've got Conan and Gray on
Speaker 1: the show. Very you, it is very me, you know what?
Speaker 1: Why don't we do it? For old time sake, We'll
Speaker 1: close the show as if we were at the Oscars
Speaker 1: and we had a great old time thing and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden we're getting played off. Guys, we have
Speaker 1: to go. It's been a great week. Go back next week.
Speaker 1: Who's on? Mitch?
Speaker 2: I don't want to say, if you've got this far,
Speaker 2: what do you mean should we tell them? No?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, the music is getting gradually louder.
Speaker 2: Also, all this omitting who it actually is is almost
Speaker 2: like overhype. Yeah, very true, John, like it's going to
Speaker 2: be fun and like we really like the person, but
Speaker 2: like it's not.
Speaker 3: It's Kathy Freeman.
Speaker 1: Is not just bringing our medals and the labordador?
Speaker 2: What does that ring to mind for you?
Speaker 1: Guys? The music isn't getting quieter. We're at the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Who's the most unexciting guests? The co host that we
Speaker 2: can possibly bring it?
Speaker 1: Leave me trick it is on the show.
Speaker 2: We're bringing Dulie Goodman out of retirement.
Speaker 1: Bringing a croquet bush. All right, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Bailed out Paulinie, God for.
Speaker 1: Bitch, you didn't drive? All right, we'll see you next week. Guys,
Speaker 1: can you turn it down? I can't worry the oscars.
Speaker 2: I'm the conductor. I'm just going to stop the band.
Speaker 2: There we go. It worked, It did work. A sorry,
Speaker 2: we'll rest the short on the way home. I'll be
Speaker 2: listening to Grahame Gilbert, not you.
Speaker 1: That's fine, to be honest. I wonder if he knew
Speaker 1: it was me.
Speaker 2: Nothing he listens to. Kiss is literally working when you're working.
Speaker 1: Very true. We're done, see you next week.
Speaker 2: Yea, all right, let's go fine, bye, guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, have a good show, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, see it soon.
Speaker 1: Ye is it just me?
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