WEBVTT - #15: Better Than Drugs & Dick 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.720 Had guys before we get into the show a little FYI. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:04.880 Yeah, that's because a lot of people have been asking 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.600 about what goes on when we actually upload the show 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.720 every week. So just to explain to you. 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.080 It confuses me, to be honest, do you even listen? 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:13.960 I do listen to the show, not the little bits, 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.200 because god forbid they can. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:18.400 Well, speaking of obviously you're listening to the full show 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.680 podcast right now, but you've probably noticed, like you said, 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.079 every week, we also upload a handful of the best 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.279 bits from each show. We put them up as like separate, 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:29.320 much smaller podcasts, because the full show is a lot 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.080 to commit to, isn't it the whole hour? 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.680 Anyone understands what it's like to have a short attention span. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.000 It's us exactly as grateful as we are to people 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.239 that actually do listen to the full show. Yeah, like, 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:41.479 people are busy. I don't have time for a one 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.479 hour podcast every week. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:44.319 Can we understand that you have other things to do? Yeah? 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.199 I usually save my long podcast for like flights and 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.879 road trips and stuff like that. So we thought we'd 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.080 give people the option to listen to little bits at 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:52.520 a time. 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.800 Yeah. So for example, right, say you have got lunch 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.120 with Arnie Julie, and on the way she calls you 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.320 and goes, listen, Darling, Lennie, get a tea cake from 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.120 the baker's live and you kick shit. I'm right around 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.560 the corner from Une Julie's house. But I'll go and 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.319 I'll go to the local baker's diet and I will 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.160 get the bread. And it's a ten minute journey there 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.240 and back. Yeah, you can listen to two of our 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.200 little snack sized bits on the way and on the 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:14.600 way back. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.120 I don't know about too, do we do ramb along 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:17.760 on a lot? 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.360 You were a lot was like a piece of lucoricia, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:19.959 now anyone. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.360 Absolutely, point being, you've got the little bits that you 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.040 can listen to when you've got a little bit of 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.039 spare time if you don't have time for the full show, 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.440 and who would have time for the full show? 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:28.640 Let's be real, oh exactly. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.200 Plus, if you listen to the full show and you 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.880 want to go back and listen to a certain bit 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.720 that you liked, save your scrolling through the whole friggin 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.440 thing trying to find that all the best bits are 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:37.200 right there for you. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.920 We're thinking of you. Twenty four to seven. Anyway, look 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:41.560 enough of us, Let's get on with the show. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.479 If he's say enough of us, and then we're about 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:44.679 to go into a lot more of us. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:48.040 It is an hour worth of a people do some 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:48.840 weird shit. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.880 It shod in young people inhaling the gas and cooking 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.200 canisters known as names to get hide some things more 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:01.520 since than something for you, like I could have made 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:02.960 anything if I had the talent. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:07.400 Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:08.960 This is leadership. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.560 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. Yeah, well, good. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.400 Is just I'm still a couple of Mitches. Should one 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.120 of us be mich and the other be Mitchell? Just 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:20.919 to make things easier? 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.520 Your Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:30.079 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Miui Mitchell. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:30.280 Ko. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:31.920 It's good to be back. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.040 Yes, we're back again. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.320 I love the you open it for twenty twenty. It's 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.000 just it's refresh It sounds good, it does. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.760 Doesn't it. There's a bit that doesn't sound fresh, though 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.799 I think I know what you mean. It's a little 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:43.160 bit with the really old music again. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.560 Sounds like the music that they were playing two minutes 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.760 before the Titanic sunk. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.480 I picture that section of the opener in black and white. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.959 Yeah, and like stop motion, like frame by frame. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.720 And we're wearing top hat, very Charlie Chaplin esque. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.680 How that happened? It sounds good. It's a fresh opener. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.520 I had someone ask if we're going to do that 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.120 at the start of every new season, like when we 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.000 come back, and I thought, it's a nice idea, let's 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.359 do it. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.400 Yeah, well that's why we did it. I guess I 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.280 just thought New Year, and you open, and why. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:14.080 Not freshen it up? Yeah? Well, Jenna's back, speaking of 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.680 freshening it up, how are you not fresh? 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.280 She's sour and old and withered. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.080 You often often have a gym class to go to. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.000 Yes, I do. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.160 Why tonight? She said, we have to keep it really short, guys, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:26.600 I've got to get to what one body pump. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.960 I don't know, something like that. She just likes to 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.480 make it known that she's got elsewhere to be. Every 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.280 time you do this show, she's like, I've got a 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.120 funeral to go to. I've got them. She's just never act, 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.200 never fully committed and then last week. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:40.840 She said I've got to go out of the blue 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.480 and stayed for two hours later. Yes, I I didn't 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.280 go anywhere. It's all wrought with you. Yes, it's all 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.880 an act, Mitch. It's been good, you know, it's been 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.480 really good. I went to my brain doctor and I 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.080 got I had my memory assessed, and he's given me 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:01.520 games to practice to make sure my memory stays the 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.839 best it can. And he's given me an app. It's 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:09.120 very good. It's called grind It it's remember the people 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:14.640 that you. It's got general general like that way. Jenna's like, fluy, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.080 I've never made a joke like that, and Gender thinks 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:22.279 it's the best ever. It's called Elevate and it helps 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.080 you train your brain. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.640 Actually I think I played that briefly. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.599 Elevate y don't say play. It's very boring. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.360 Their memory games. 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.880 Yeah, they are memory games. It's like this is a 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.200 cat now the cat has hat? Was the hat blue? 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.400 And I'm like, think, I remember that? Is it working? 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.599 Well? That's what I want? Why don't we Why don't 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.080 you tell me something obscure now? And then we'll do 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.240 the whole show and right at the end, let's see 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.000 if I can remember it. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.080 Well, is it meant to Is it meant to make 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.080 your memory better going forward? Or is it meant to 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.080 resurface old memories that you had forgotten? 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.840 God? No, I don't want to resurface old right. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.159 Okay, yeah, all that stuff that's gone, it's gone in 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.000 the past. What is something obscure? Dinner? 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.039 Why don't you just give me four numbers? 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:06.520 Okay? What about we have one hundred and two podcast 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:10.440 reviews on Apple Podcasts, which is six point eight percent 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.240 of the number of people that perished on the Titanic. Yes, 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.479 we did that mass quite a few days ago. Google 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.039 how to get the pass to ask you the number 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.920 at the end, because I did the googling, so it's 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:20.840 fresher in my brain. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.479 The number of podcast reviews, No. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.120 The number of the percentage of people that perished on 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:25.719 the Titanic. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.440 Oh shit, okay, have gotten already. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.719 I have faith in you. You've been you've been away 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.200 at your app. You've been having fun with that. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.080 I actually have been putting in the time. Unlike the gym, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.240 which we all know is my strong suit. I've been 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.640 trying to, you know, strengthen my memory, because you have to. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:41.440 It's so important. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.240 I've been having a lot of fun on another app. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:48.600 I'll tell you what. Grinder, No, not grinder really, yes. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.800 Think the good news is that I'm now TikTok famous. 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:52.919 I saw that. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:56.400 Yes, yes, yes, another another feather to my is it 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:57.320 feather to your hat? 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:57.760 Your hat? 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:58.000 Yeah? 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:03.320 Another one and another platform that I'm dominating. It's almost 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:04.400 boring now, isn't it. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.800 I can't even dominate one app, let alone all of them. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.080 I actually I do not understand TikTok at all. It's like, yeah, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:12.520 for people who don't know what it's like, this new 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.520 app that predominantly children used. It's for the kids, yeah, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.960 like teenagers and stuff. And I don't know. I've been 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.200 meaning to get I've been wanting to get around to 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.400 starting an account. I'm like, yeah, I shouldrobably get around this. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.919 I've not made anything for TikTok. I just posted some 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.600 old shit of mine that went well on Facebook and Instagram, and. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.200 Then you tell me you woke up refreshed it and 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.560 how many views did it have? It had? 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.039 Well, last time I checked, it had two million. Oh come, 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.520 but it hasn't taken Like I feel like people are 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.960 really slutty with the follow button on TikTok. They hand 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.599 it out like it's nothing. Oh do they really? 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:44.640 They just follow I. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.440 Yeah, day one I had I had more followers on 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.719 TikTok than we have on the Instagram account for this 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.360 podcast rub it on day one, and then on day 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.560 two I overtook the amount of Instagram followers I. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.560 Have and now I'm double that. Holy shit, I'm at twenty. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.159 Thousand followers and I didn't even try. I was like, 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.560 TikTok's weird. I don't understand that world at all. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.040 This is kids dancing. And then collaboration wasn't dancing. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.080 I was talking shit, which I thought I wasn't gone. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.000 Maybe we could do a TikTok at some point. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.440 Yeah, we should, she I don't. I don't know how 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:17.280 to think of TikTok ideas. I thought, Yeah, TikTok's very 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.520 unique and weird, and my brain doesn't work that way. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.160 It's a new type of content that I'm not I 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.480 don't know how to create yet. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.080 Well that's what I thought, But then I just posted 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:26.560 shit from the environment and it did well. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.760 It's really, isn't it funny? You have a very very 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.520 famous like a Picasso that one painting. You've got that 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:36.000 very famous video where you don't even impersonate Lisa Wilkinson. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.920 You got to blow dry and you say you look 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:38.960 like Lisa Wilkinson. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.960 Lisa Wilkinson, I left the hairdresser with really like this 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.200 bouncy bob. I was like a news reader and I 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:46.880 said that I was ranting and I said that I 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.840 looked like Lisa Wilkinson. And then after post that was 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.600 that's months yea, she never even saw it. And then 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.600 after I posted it on TikTok, apparently one of her 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.040 kids showed her and then she reposted it on her Instagram. 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:00.800 So yes, had to at Lisa Wilkinson. There I am, 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:05.320 and we message you Kerry and Kenniley or someone. It 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.880 all came from TikTok, which I still don't know how 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:08.240 to you. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.080 I want to get on TikTok. I want to do it, 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.160 can make one. I want to be TikTok famous. Well, 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:14.960 I don't know how, I don't know what to do 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.040 laugh about. I want to be TikTok fav. I'd love 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:18.800 to be TikTok famed. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.000 Let's do that later on today. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.680 Plus, if it's your first time listening, hi Welcome to 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:24.160 the club. 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:24.840 Welcome. 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.280 It's more a therapy than a club. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.400 Really, it's a good time to join because we're doing 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.480 apparently a fan favorite segment. Remember, we did a poll 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.640 in our Facebook group asking what everyone's favorite segment was 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.040 Talkback Tings, and. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.839 It was a number one, renounding number one. They loved 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:39.679 it correct by far. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.319 So Talkback Tings back tonight, and let me tell you 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:43.560 I found some more goal. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.560 Yeah, I'm excited to talk back radio. Plus, if it 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.200 is your first time listening, the name of the show 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.520 is sort of a start. It's is It Just Me? 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.320 We start the show the same way every week and 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:55.560 we kick it off with it is It just Me? 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.679 It's an observation, is something we've noticed, something we hate 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.920 or appreciate, But one each we do what's yours? You'll 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.800 give me a little to teasers with what yours is? 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:09.640 Put it this way, Actually, I don't know that sounds bad. 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.079 I was gonna say it involves a little bit of 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.640 low key slut shaming for my friends, but that's okay. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.280 We're gonna stoop to that level every now and again. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.240 Yeah, that's not a good way of explaining it. Well, 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.720 it make me sound like a bit of an. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.199 Now I'm hooked in. I'm hooking regardless. Mine's a lot cleaner, 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.760 And why don't I go first. Let's let you think 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.680 about yours. Let's kick it off the first of the week. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:30.640 Is it just me? 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.840 Does it seem really easy to make an Oscars acceptance speech? 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:38.800 Yes? 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:40.160 Yeah? 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.080 Is that the awards ceremony that was like a week 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:43.640 or so ago. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.679 Yeah, Academy Awards. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.200 It was the ninety second or something, because an Academy 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.120 awards separate things, the. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:52.120 Same thing, same thing. I didn't know I was researching 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.040 for this segment because I researched. Now that I have 0:09:54.160 --> 0:10:01.440 memory games, Janna's middle name is Bertrude's I researching the Oscars. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.080 Why do you think they're called the Oscars. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.800 I've got no idea. It's named after a guy. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.079 It's named after a guy who has no connection to 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.680 the industry at all. The very first Oscar was given 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.480 to some actress and she accepted it and dedicated, you're 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.559 gonna call this Oscar because her grandfather, who supported her name, 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.720 was Oscar, and then that's why they got the name Oscars. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:20.559 It's got nothing to do. 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:22.880 With the in the first ever Oscars was at the 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.280 Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. Was it really only went for 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:27.120 like twenty minutes? 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.199 Oh god, no, it doesn't tell. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.600 That's my point. I really wish that the ceremony was 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.440 so much bloody shorter. So I watched it right, and 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.920 I and the thing that caught my attention with the speeches. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.880 So people get up. There's only maybe, like I reckon, 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:44.839 twenty awards, not that many. And the awards are given 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.960 out and they get up on stage, and you know 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.240 the classic if you speak for too long you get 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.960 the music right, and the music cuts you off. And 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.200 I think I counted maybe nine or ten people got 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:59.280 the goddamn music. Get up there, thank your God and 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.000 thank your pair, and look at the trophy and mention 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.800 the crew, the one who holds the microphone. They all 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.080 do that like they're special. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:10.600 And you can't forget the crew. What does everyone know exactly? 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.720 They always seemed to kick off with like heavy breathing 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:19.280 that they get to the microphone with their trophy. It's like, 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:20.079 whoa man. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:21.800 Yeah they do do that actually, or they always go, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.719 oh my god, I didn't expect this. You were nominated. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.520 It was one in five chants and. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.440 You've already won the Golden Globe and sag. 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:35.120 You should have expected this. It pieces me off, though 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.360 I did research the speech. The longest speech this year 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.040 was walking Phoenix right, and he spoke for four minutes 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.000 and twelve seconds and didn't get the music. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.240 With four minutes and twelve seconds and no music, no music. 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.080 And then Parasite got the best took a long time, 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.640 the best picture and guess what they got cut off 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.760 and people say it's racist. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:54.760 You know they got cut off. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:55.520 How long did they go for? 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.920 I can't remember the time, and that's what I want 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:04.760 to know. I reckon we could do the speeches in time. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.880 You've got ninety seconds to make your speech. So I've 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.560 got to stop watch, and I've also got the Oscars 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:16.000 music and I can play you. So Jenna can go first. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.359 What's she winning for an equestrian competition. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:22.160 I don't know why. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.080 That dressage. That's what she's winning for. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:29.000 Best Dresser Dressage in the Shetland category. So Mitch, you 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:32.600 can announce it, and the sheddy goes to the sheddy 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.559 and the nominees are I know what Jenna has to do. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.280 You have to thank the horses, your trainers, Jenna, you 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:42.360 have to thank your fan. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.200 Don't know what to do with it. Ninety second she 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:45.680 could get. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.319 Up and go, thank you. I appreciate it. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.720 That's part of the challenge me. That's all right, fair. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.880 Enough, Okay, do you like do the nomination? 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.000 Yeah, I'm just opening there. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.880 I'll give you another bit of music. Ready when you're ready. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.200 Okay. So we've just come back from the package, which 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.640 is where we looked at all the nomina. Even then 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:08.240 at silent and the sheddy goes to Jenna, Benson. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.880 Gets more storage galloping up. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.120 Wow, one achievement. I've waited my whole life for this 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.720 amazing award. Where do I start. I'd like to thank 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:31.600 my first pony, Pippy, she like even to this day. 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:35.680 She's an inspiration and she's the reason why I'm standing 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.080 up here. I'd also like to thank my four other 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:46.079 horses that I've had over the years. Kiki, Koala, Caramel 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:47.920 start with the. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.959 Same, and Kelly. I heard a KKK there. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:58.760 I didn't name them, just letting you know anyway. Speech yes, 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.439 because I heard some of you in the front row. Yeah, 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.200 I know you're jealous. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:03.240 I'm timing you, by the way. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.120 Okay, here we go and I'd like to thank God 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.439 it's blessing me with all these horses and this amazing award. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:09.640 Thank you very much. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.840 Oh well done, Jenna, You've just made it in time. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.520 Thank you, Jenna. Next up, Mitchell Coombs is nominated for 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:24.960 his award and best Hair for a meal that looks 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.840 like a woman. Next at the sheddies. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.240 Before we get into that, can I tell you when 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.000 I was nominated for an ACRA. So that's the radio award. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.600 I've been nominated to best. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.720 Off a Newcomer. The thing I was looking forward to 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:42.080 most about the potential of winning. Didn't, by the way, 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.600 was the fact that they don't have speeches at the acres. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.680 You can tell that that shit is run by radio people. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.680 It is so tightened by Australian Commercial Radio Awards. I 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.080 tell you what. By the time the person has walked 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.840 up on stage to get their trophy, the person that's 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.480 coming on with the next award is already there ready 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.800 to go right like. They get through that shit in 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:00.680 half an hour. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.240 Again, who beat you? 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.600 Some clown in Perth? I don't know, really doesn't matter. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.640 Who was it? Damis shame, I don't know. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.720 I didn't memorize their name Best Newcombe. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:11.600 What do they do I don't know. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.320 Actually they live in per Actually no, actually they worked it. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.000 I think they worked at Triple Am in Sydney. They're 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.440 one of the producers for moon Man. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.600 Oh yeah, everyone loves that show, sucking up to moon Man. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.440 Genuinely haven't listened. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:23.800 I don't know. 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.920 I don't have an opinion. But Jackie over in the 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.880 Morning's where you anyway? What's me bloody prize? 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.040 Okay, so your prize is I don't like best Hair Jenner. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.360 We need to rework it something where he needs to 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.920 think a big team. Oh you know what, this is 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:41.200 the annual Potties. So the podcast awards, and don't forget 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.640 your podcast. Not the fucking itty bittish nitty titty that's terrible. 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.080 I've listened, actually listened. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.400 Yes, I don't think you have. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.800 I'd rather listen to the Chicago whaling Horn for a 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.880 month and listen to Talisia chomped down on a half 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.200 soggy piece of chicken. 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.040 Look at podcast alone. You're so jealous Anyway. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.720 I'm not jealous. I just think when you have a 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.960 kid and it's a newborn. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.120 I wish I have the oscars music right now to 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.440 shut his back, all right. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:12.960 And the potty goes to. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:23.120 Mitchell Kurbs. Wow, I mean, this is unbelievable. I really 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.360 I really thought Teacher's Pet had this one in the bag. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:31.160 I didn't think I stood a chance. That's incredible. Wow. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.320 What can I say about? What can you say when 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:38.440 you're in a potty? Honestly, I'd like to thank my 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:46.040 fucking now my afters teachers for my audio skills. I'd 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.120 like to thank my parents for somehow creating a horrific 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:54.520 voice that people put up with. I'd like to thank 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.640 the listeners, even though there's not as many people that 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.640 listen to podcasts as perhaps you know, watch TV or 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.479 you know, watch YouTube videos. It's a really intimate medium 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.879 where you're in people's ears. You know, you form a 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.679 real strong bond, and I'm very grateful for that. So 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:12.400 this is for you. Thank you so much. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.080 What about your fucking cow host. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.879 Hey, that didn't matter my award. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.359 You could have thanked your co host. 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.600 Who's to say that this was the show that won. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:27.040 I thought that was just just assumed knowledge. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.280 I looked at the envelope and it wasn't was not 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:31.280 it was just Michel. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.040 Yes, it could have been my twelve part series Diary 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:39.320 of a Selfish Bitch. It's a solo podcast. I'm working 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:44.840 on it. You're good choking on that banana brea. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.000 I'm going for another piece too. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:50.840 What a self sabotage? Oh, don't eat into the microphone 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:52.080 on purpose? That was fair all. 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:52.960 We're about to do yours. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.480 I'll take this away a right, it's time for my 0:17:56.680 --> 0:18:00.560 Is it just me enough out of you? 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:01.000 Just me? 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:07.200 Is there more to life than drugs? And also Dick? 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:13.320 Beg your pardon? You hurt? All right? Oh? I don't 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:14.520 know if there's a simple yes or no. 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:16.840 I think there is, Yes, yes, there is. Let's just 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:19.680 say I've got some friends who were around our age, 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.280 and they seem to be stuck in that phase where 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:28.199 they're just obsessed with partying, going out boys, you know, 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:31.439 And I just feel like, I don't know about you, 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.120 but my uni days are behind me. Oh yeah, those 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.280 two things, drugs and Dick are the last things on 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.440 my mind. A very busy woman these days. 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.800 You're getting your equal share of both, just weaned over, 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.760 sprinkled over a few weeks or months. 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:45.159 I don't know. I've just got some slutty mates, and 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.320 I just thought, by way of encouraging them to think 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:53.479 outside of their box, I would devise a list of 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.240 things that are better than drugs and dick. 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:57.240 Oh okay, how quickly do I know these people? 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:02.200 Probably there's more than one. Yeah, they know who they are. Yes, 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:06.520 So things that are better than drugs and dick. I 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:08.439 want I want to know whether you guys agree or not. 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.800 A cool breeze. All right. I live in a house 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.479 with nowhere on. I've become very dependent on a breeze, 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:17.080 so I. 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.159 Can curt on better when a cool hit you in 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:21.920 the face, and when you're already a bit sweaty, and 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:23.000 then you can feel. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.760 Especially when it's really hot inside and you go outside 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:27.160 and then you breeze. 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:35.240 A nice hot meal, A beautiful pizza. I don't mean 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:40.720 Dominoes or pizza. A beautiful pizza, stone baked definitely better 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.760 than drugs and dick. By far. Apples with a good crunch, 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:49.040 not those ones that like flowery, Yeah, I hate those ones. 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:50.639 Do an impression of a flowery apple? 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:51.960 Okay, well this is a crunchy apple. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.440 No, it's more like you dig your teeth in then snap. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.000 Oh, you're right, it is. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:00.639 Yeah, that's a good personation. 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:07.200 Yeah, and a flowery apple is Yeah, it's what the dement. 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.000 Anyway, A nice stroll better than drugs and dick, I 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:15.800 would say, especially when there's a breeze involved as well. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:18.199 You're not trying to work out and like build up 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:20.280 a sweat, You're just going for a nice Oh. 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:21.840 Yeah, I can, I can back that. Yeah. 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:24.560 A good book smell. There's a difference between a good 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.880 and bad book smell. Lots of pr books get sent 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:28.520 to this office. Some of them are ranked, some of 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:29.680 them are delightful. 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:33.160 Yeah, to Rea Pits has a beautiful smell to it, just. 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:34.800 Like going to the library and having a good sniffy 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:36.760 out of it's a bad book smell. Oh you know 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:40.080 a bad book smell. It smells like it's history textbook. 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:42.479 Oh yeah, they've got the plasticy sheets. 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:46.439 Yeah, no, good at all. Really, okay, this is a 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:50.560 good one. A really good quality fruit cutting knife. You know, 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:52.520 when you're trying to cut a lemon or something and 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:55.560 you're really having to work to get that basthard and 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:57.760 it's just like getting all stringy and yak. A good 0:20:58.119 --> 0:20:59.600 fruit cutting knife just makes it like. 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:00.520 A pair of knife. 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:04.880 Yes, something like that. Oh, it's just heaven. I'm getting 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.679 a bit hot and heavy just thinking about clothes fresh 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:11.320 out of the dryer, an afternoon nap, sorting buttons that 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:14.520 wasn't mine. I've started to get submissions from people, and 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:18.040 so this is over ahead and that from the Shitty 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:22.360 Committee podcast. Not familiar with wiping down a dusty surface? 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:28.520 Movie popcorn? Oh yes, yes, I agree with that. What 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:32.480 else we gosh? A good sit? I'm very passionate about 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:32.920 a good sit. 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:34.359 You're talking my language. 0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:39.239 Lovely curtains and stepping on a crunchy leaf. These are 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:41.480 all things I believe are better than drugs and dick. 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:43.840 If you have anything to add, I'd love to hear it. Okay, 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:46.600 is there are some people out there who genuinely, genuinely 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:48.560 seem to believe that there is nothing better than those 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:50.959 two things. And I'm here to tell you stop being 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:53.880 a little whore and appreciate the little things. 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:58.680 A good teeth clean Oh yeah, session. 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:00.679 Yep, it's so clean that you're almost inclined not to 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.600 eat anything. Do I need that? Because my mouth feels 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:04.119 awesome and. 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:07.840 Fresh as soon as you've come out of the dentist, right. 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:09.119 Yeah, and I like that. 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.359 Nah, I can. I can do the dentist clean feeling 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.159 by myself. I don't need some other basad to do it. 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:13.960 I hate dentists. 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.480 Yeah, but you might hate it, but afterwards it feels 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:16.920 so good. 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:19.520 It's like this, this list started as a joke, but 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:21.040 now that I'm trying to get in amongst all the 0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:24.840 bloody yoga and the mindfulness nonsense, it actually quite helps 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:26.720 to like, you know, appreciate the little things in life. 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:29.360 You're a very simple person to please, and that's a compliment. 0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:31.920 You're very easy to please, like I will. You'll go, Mitch, 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:33.800 can you load this audio onto the system? And I'll 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:36.040 do it and you'll thank me like a labrador. You're 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:38.119 a good boy. Thank you, Mitch. That's very good. But 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:41.000 if you don't do something, you double cross you, O Jenna, 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:42.720 he doesn't like it. 0:22:43.600 --> 0:22:46.240 Yeah, that's one thing that I'm very big on. I 0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:48.879 don't know where I inherited that trait from, but I 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:50.840 just I'm you know, I'm one of those people that's like, 0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:53.639 if you agree to do something, you do it, or 0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:56.159 have a conversation about how I don't have time whatever 0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:56.399 like that. 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:56.879 I don't hate it. 0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:58.600 When people just don't do shit and they expect you 0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:00.760 And this isn't about you. You do it a lot. 0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:03.480 But yeah, I just hate it when people say they'll 0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:05.399 do something and then don't do it, and they expect 0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:07.400 me to just forget about it and they just don't 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:08.840 bring it up. It's like, if you can't do it, 0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:09.920 just let me know whatever. 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:12.040 I do want to know, though, when was the last 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.160 time you had one of the other two of drugs? 0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:18.000 That really goes against the message I'm trying to send. 0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:18.760 We don't need to. 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.840 Discuss that there's more to life than that. But you 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.640 even asked me when the last time I cut fruit? 0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:24.200 What we eat? 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.000 When was the last time you cut an orange? 0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:29.760 I haven't had no inch a while, but yes, I've 0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:31.760 got a very good fruit cutting knife, do you Yeah? 0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:33.000 What about a nice stroll? 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:33.400 Yeah? 0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:38.479 I put that on there. When I had twelve pm yesterday, 0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:40.439 I went for a life around the block. I call 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:42.280 it my sanity walk. And I'm feeling cooped up in 0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:44.840 the office. Definitely. Anyway, do either you have anything to 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:46.800 add or are you drugging dick obsessed? 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:50.320 I'm not either obsessed. I like a good tooth clean. 0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:53.640 I like a good nose blow when you get everything out. 0:23:53.840 --> 0:23:56.919 In a nice cy. That's that's something that you have 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:58.840 to do. That's like saying wiping your ass, Now you 0:23:59.040 --> 0:23:59.399 have to do it. 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:01.439 I was going to say, a good pooh, like a 0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:03.720 good one, like a good one, and it just it 0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:05.920 just comes out and you can just sort of maybe 0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:08.840 one or two wipes and you're out and you feel lighter. 0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:10.760 Come on, don't pretend it's not. 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:12.560 I don't feel like the word good is weird. What 0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:17.480 about a solid turd, Yeah, a healthy pooh nice, A 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:24.120 high fiber dump running that, a high fiber dump that's perfect? 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:26.400 Anything else, Jenne? 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:27.000 What about you? 0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:31.600 I think the feeling after you've done zumba no one 0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:32.159 can relate. 0:24:32.359 --> 0:24:33.200 Yes, they cannot. 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.320 The whole Zomboo community can relate. 0:24:35.880 --> 0:24:37.600 We're talking about the little things in life. A one 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:41.000 hour class that's not little. That's okay, yeah, true, very true. 0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:44.640 Okay, Well, after any even if it's a small workout, 0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:46.000 how it feels afterwards? 0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:47.840 I suppose the endorphins. 0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.160 I've got one. When you go to Maca's drive through 0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:52.920 out and all the new modern ones have two entry 0:24:52.920 --> 0:24:56.080 points and there's two cars in one and you pull 0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:58.280 next to one and the car instantly goes So you 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:00.439 beat the one next to you when you pick the 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:01.960 right macas, drive. 0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:06.080 Fend you pick the right mate them macas? What was 0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:08.200 that little brown for lane? It's just funny that that's 0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:09.000 where your head goes. 0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:10.920 Happen to be today on the way to work. 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.280 I bet it did be dusty. 0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:18.879 As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:20.320 you're listening to? 0:25:20.720 --> 0:25:24.280 Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of midges. 0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:27.359 Do you remember in high school like talking about drugs. 0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:29.880 Now it's so open and it's just it's a different thing. 0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:32.800 But in high school, I couldn't even say the words drugs. 0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:34.760 I was so scared of it. 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:38.119 It was really weird in high school. I used to think, Oh, actually, 0:25:38.119 --> 0:25:40.359 more so after high school, in order to be cool, 0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:42.520 you have to like try drugs and stuff. But I 0:25:42.520 --> 0:25:44.240 wouldn't even know who to ask. I'm not cool enough. 0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:46.639 I don't have any friends that have them now. I 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.000 don't know where I've ended up in life, but I 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.440 feel like they're just thrown at me, like people offer 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:52.840 them to me all the time. They're like, brah, you 0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:55.199 want a cat? Like oh, like yeah, you know what. 0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.919 Every then one night at Puffedorf and the amount of offers. 0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:00.639 I guess it's like it's so easy to obtain them, 0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:02.120 and I'm like, how did I get here? 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:04.520 No? Thank you? That sounds awful. So I met someone 0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:05.879 the other night and they were like, have you been 0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:07.720 to poffed Off? Have you been aff have you been 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.240 a poffed Off? I'm like no, They're like, Pulfeduff isn't 0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:13.080 just a club for me, it's my home. And I thought, 0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:15.919 for Fox's sake, maybe bump up your rant and get 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.199 a new place, because that's disgusting that you think that 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:19.400 a gay club is your home. 0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.920 No, I'm not gonna lie. Puleduff in Sydney, for those 0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:26.119 who don't know, Ivy in Sydney is like the straightest 0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:29.040 of straight night clubs and it has been for like decades. 0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:30.320 Everyone's wearing links Africa. 0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:33.880 Yeah, they started to like decline popularity, so they've made 0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:37.440 Saturday night Pulduff Night, which is hilarious because it's like, yeah, 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:39.040 like I can't believe Ivy is now pulled off. 0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:39.320 Yeah. 0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:41.720 Yeah. The place you wouldn't go a year ago because 0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:43.840 you'd be bashed is now the place you do go. 0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:48.439 Yeah, exactly, and it actually is quite good. I went 0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:49.840 to the opening night and I've been back a few 0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:53.240 times since then, and it's like it's a lot less 0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:57.359 cramped than the clubs on Oxford Street, like, and I 0:26:57.440 --> 0:26:59.240 see a lot more people I know there, and it's 0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.920 like all the different flaws or the different spots, there's 0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:04.520 places to chill out. It's got a nice sense of 0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:07.240 community and also way cheaper. But then I feel bad 0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:09.920 for little old Oxford Street, think of the history attached. 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.639 I have only ever been gay clubbing like three times. 0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:15.000 Each time it's been with you. You've been there every time. 0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.439 I don't feel you have when I don't remember this 0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:19.200 that I don't. 0:27:19.040 --> 0:27:20.800 Remember because you're asking me. 0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:23.560 Because you always every time we go gay clubbing or 0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:25.479 or there's the offer there or the invite there, you 0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:29.879 always bail just because you're like, no, I'm basically married. 0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.000 I have no interest. I just want to sit at 0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.879 home and put face masks on and watch Love It 0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:35.359 or Listed. 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.560 And you know what, that's all right, because say it 0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:41.480 with me. There's more to life than drugs and dick. 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:48.440 All right, let's get into talkback tings, shall we? Yes, 0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:51.000 talkback tings is where I bring the little bits of 0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:54.199 gold that I find when listening to talk back. Because 0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:56.760 you work in FM radio, you're very much suck in 0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:58.000 your own little bubble. 0:27:57.880 --> 0:27:59.600 I am, and I have to say for those of 0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:01.480 you who well listen, we have a lot of overseas listeners, 0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:04.680 which I discovered FM and AM radio the two waves 0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:07.440 that the two wave bands we have. FM is where 0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:09.240 you have the pop music and the shows, and AM 0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:13.560 is talk back, very little music, a very right wing, 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:14.479 right leaning. 0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:18.879 Typically a lot older people listen to talk back, but 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:21.520 there's plenty of people that are disinterested in using current affairs 0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:24.359 that are young that listen. But predominantly I think that's like, 0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:26.600 did they forty plus with who they have in mind? 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:30.480 The yeah, fifty sixty plus. But the thing is there's 0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:34.320 so many more shows and stations on AM that there's 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.960 just more room for crazy. They have to talk all 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:40.760 the time. Yeah, I have to feel a talk break 0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:43.000 about Louis Tomlinson for a minute, and I freak out. 0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:46.360 They talk for an hour on coal seam gas exactly. 0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:48.280 And then and a lot of them have a live 0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:50.200 stream camera streaming them. 0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:51.040 Do they yes? 0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:53.520 On their sites? I'm pretty sure two GB does. 0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.240 Oh bless you. They wouldn't even know what that means. 0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:56.280 Oh, I didn't even know that. 0:28:56.920 --> 0:29:01.440 Constantly on there is seemingly a rend in the room. 0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:05.080 What is that prove? I don't approve. 0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:07.280 Today we're not listening to John Laws. We're listening to 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.040 the guy that does the night show on the same 0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:11.440 station to SM. 0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:12.640 So I'm competing with him. 0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:16.080 Well, yeah, he's technically your rival at nighttime. So his 0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:20.880 name's Graham Gilbert. And as Wikipedia very generously phrases it, 0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:25.280 it says in two thousand and two, Gilbert's nighttime show 0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:27.960 on two SM scored a rating of zero point one 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:32.560 in Sydney, the lowest rating ever recorded for a commercial 0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:36.160 program in metro market in Australia. Two S them subsequently 0:29:36.160 --> 0:29:38.680 withdrew from the Sydney radio ratings, So now they don't 0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:40.240 really have any way of knowing how many people do 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:43.240 or don't listen. But he does get callers, He does 0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:46.200 get it, I'll tell you that. But unfortunately, most of 0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.920 those callers calling Peter Graham Gilbert are prank callers. I 0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:52.640 don't know why He's just become a target for prank callers. 0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:55.640 I've done it before. I'm not gonna lie. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:58.640 it's just so easy. He's such an easy target. He's 0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:01.440 had a lot of them over the year. Most famously, 0:30:01.520 --> 0:30:03.400 I would say, would be the India prank. 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:04.920 Course. This is so so funny. 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:06.480 I can't explain to you've heard it? 0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:08.720 Yeah, I've heard this. Have you heard Jenna? 0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:11.720 No? Okay, So I've got a quick example for you, 0:30:11.840 --> 0:30:14.520 just to hear that. So basically, people call in and 0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:17.280 troll him by answering every question he asks in his 0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:18.719 quiz with the answer India. 0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:24.320 Here It is question one, which Australian gymnast won Commonwealth 0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:28.280 Games gold in nineteen ninety and again in nineteen ninety 0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:33.840 four for his performance on the pommel horse India. I 0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:35.880 didn't think you were that done. I didn't think you 0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:36.360 were that done. 0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:36.800 Lincoln. 0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:38.400 That clearly I was wrong. 0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:41.720 Hello Thomas, good Graham, Yeah, mate, God. 0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:43.120 He's bloody idiots calling. 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:45.160 Up again and that you'll have the answer. 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:47.840 What do you think India? 0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:52.200 Thomas? It's bedtime now, off you go, Okay, off you go. 0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:58.040 Thirteen twelve sixty nine. Hello there, Marcus, Yes, yes, mate, 0:30:58.520 --> 0:30:59.800 have you got an answer for us? 0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:00.960 India? 0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:04.520 Are you Marcus? Grow up? You grow up. 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:07.000 Good on you boys are going to be one of 0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:07.880 those nights. 0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:10.840 Robert good evening. 0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:13.040 Hello Graham, Hell are not too bad? 0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:13.479 Mate? 0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:14.520 Sorry after all. 0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.200 That nonsense, could you repeat the question? 0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:20.200 The question is mate, Which Australian gymnast won Commonwealth Games 0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:22.920 gold in nineteen ninety and again in nineteen ninety four 0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:28.400 that his performance on the pommel horse megaphone? 0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.040 It wasn't even clever, mate, not even clever. 0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:37.040 Hello, Ev Hiram is who do you think it was 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:44.160 in Dea Eve than fall for their silly games? Okay, 0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.000 your match too nice to fall for their silly games. 0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:50.520 Oh my god, I love how he says. Oh another 0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:53.200 one of those nights. Business happened a lot. 0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.280 So what the fuck is a pommel horse? 0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:56.280 I have no idea. 0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:58.760 I don't think anyone actually knew the answer, poor Eve 0:31:58.960 --> 0:31:59.720 just like couldn't do it? 0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:02.600 I know, But who are these people? I've done so 0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:05.520 much research I cannot find out how the India call started, 0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.320 and I don't know if they're still happening, but they've 0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:11.760 happened plenty of times. It's all over YouTube. But obviously 0:32:11.800 --> 0:32:14.680 he's aware of those prank callers. Often he just plays music. 0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.640 Because he gives up trying to do talk back. But 0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:20.040 some prank calls do slip through the cracks and he 0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:22.080 doesn't realize that they're a prank caller. 0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:23.200 I think I know what you mean. 0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.760 So this one that I'm about to play, someone called 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.280 through and rather than talking to him, they just recited 0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:33.480 the lyrics to the family Guy theme song, I've given 0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.960 you the themes on over there, man, play it. It 0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:40.040 seems today that all you see is violence. 0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:47.840 You know what classicse good old fresh, And. 0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.800 So someone called through with those lyrics to see if 0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:50.600 he would notice. Here's how it went. 0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:55.960 Talk Tonight on thirteen, twelve sixty nine. Hello Brian good 0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:58.920 even Graham, how are he is? Good things? Mate? It 0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:02.960 seems today that all you see is violence and movies 0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:04.520 and sex on TV. 0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:06.000 Right. 0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.360 Where are the good old fashioned values on which we 0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:09.960 used to rely. 0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:14.240 Well that's a good point, isn't it. And it's interesting 0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.440 that they've done a couple of surveys of late and 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:19.680 people are not going to movies as much as they 0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:21.800 used to. And the reason they give is because of 0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:26.640 the unnecessary language, the unnecessary sexual scenes. And you're right, 0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:30.200 people are simply wanting to go back to movies where 0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:32.400 the whole family can go and it can be wholesome. 0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.680 Well lucky, there's the family. 0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:36.960 Guy, you know. 0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:41.640 Okay, thank you very much. 0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:42.760 Okay, good on you, mate. 0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.600 I thought he had more to say. Twelve and sixty 0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:46.720 nine talk tonight. 0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:49.240 The best buddy is and old fashioned values on which 0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.240 were used to like, couldn't agree more. The movies, the movies, 0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:55.040 the gias. It's awful. 0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:57.000 And right. 0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.320 He took the bait. He had no idea. And so 0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:04.640 the challenge is, because Graham Gilbert it is so hyper 0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.280 aware of prank callers, is to try and slip through 0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:11.160 the cracks. So what you just heard, Mitch, I bet 0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:14.040 you're wondering why I asked to push back the recording 0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:16.399 time this week a bit later at night. 0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:18.040 My actual night show starts very soon. 0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.000 Yes I know. And Jenny, you've miss Lumba. 0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:22.200 For this No Pump class and he's. 0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:23.759 On seven till midnight, so there's like a two hour 0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:26.240 window and we are currently in that window. So I 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.320 I was thinking. 0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.319 Oh, do you want us to to call it? 0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:32.319 I want you to call and like that person did 0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:35.640 recite some lyrics that sound like a conversation and see 0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:38.440 if he notices. So thirteen twelve sixty nine is the number. 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:39.440 Get it ready? 0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:41.000 Oh I don't think I can. 0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:45.080 You knew this was coming though, Like I you act 0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:46.640 so like, oh, you're gonna make you do this. But 0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:49.439 like every time we do talk back things, I always 0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:50.920 seem to make you do something. I'm like, what have 0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:53.520 you learned from you do it? You do something off 0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:54.040 the back of it. 0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:56.080 Okay, if you give me the lyrics, I'll do it. 0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:56.680 Well. 0:34:56.719 --> 0:34:58.439 A couple of the ones that I thought of were 0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:01.960 partying in the U Say by Miley Cyrus. Here's the lyricus. 0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:06.480 Okay, thank you? Oh yeah, so just say hello ready, 0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:09.239 good a mate? Oh, Graham, I hopped off the plane 0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:13.520 at Lax with a dream and my cardigan. Welcome to 0:35:13.560 --> 0:35:16.520 the Land of Fame. Excess, am I goun. 0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:19.680 Fitting It's the rhyming is too old? 0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:23.040 Yeah, you kind of that. So then I jumped Graham, 0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:25.759 here I am for the first time. No, I can't 0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:26.000 do that. 0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:27.960 The other one, another one I came up with, was 0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:30.200 all Star by smash Mouse. 0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:31.600 Oh yeah, do you want to try? 0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:32.160 So? 0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:35.040 You know that song from Shrek Jenner? Yes, yeah, So 0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:38.400 I talked to night Graham Gilberts good evening, Graham. 0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:41.880 Yeah, somebody once told me the world is going to 0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:44.600 roll me and hey Graham on the first tourmn I 0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:47.160 ate the sharpest still in the shed. She was looking 0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:48.920 kind of damn right with her fingers. 0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:51.879 I reckon that one's okay. That one's better than party 0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:52.760 in the rhyme. 0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:55.279 The rhymes throw us off. 0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.120 Yeah, do you reckon? Jenneral, let's gover that one. Can 0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:59.359 you think of any others now? That one's the best? Yeah, 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.120 it's better anyway. 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:03.520 No, I've got it. I've got one. Oh, I don't 0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:04.759 want to tell you what it is, but I've got one. 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:08.640 What is it? I like, I don't want you to know. 0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:18.600 God, I mean three thousand stuff over a long period 0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:23.480 of time. Talk tonight, your name please, Vern, you're on here, VN. 0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:24.560 What did you want to say, mate? 0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:28.279 I just wanted to talk about ancestry dot Com and genealogy. 0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:30.560 Yeah, very quickly, Graham. 0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:32.840 You wouldn't believe it, but I just took a DNA 0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.920 test and turns out I'm one hundred percent that bitch. 0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:42.080 Yeah, that sounds right, Vern, So, oh. 0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:48.400 My god, he didn't take the bait at all. I 0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:50.560 don't know where it came. That was what was Wait? 0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:51.439 Which song was that again? 0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:53.240 I can't remember what Let me get it that Lizo. 0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:58.160 Yeah, that's right, it's a Lizo lyric classic. He caught 0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.080 up last week Dragon. 0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:02.200 Yeah, my bff, miss Liza, You're. 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.200 Can only play five second. That's around five seconds. Go on. 0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.359 I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm one 0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:13.480 hundred person. Oh my god. 0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:18.400 I like the time with the ancestry dot Com. Yeah, 0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:20.360 I've just been an ancestry like. 0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:21.520 That's that's how I wanted his. 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:24.319 Old fart callers would start. You wouldn't lame it. I 0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:25.920 found the internet, he. 0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:31.560 Said, ancestry dot com. You keep it quick. I didn't 0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:32.799 have time for burns. 0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:36.160 But do you have flashback on there? Yeah? Okay, can 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:38.759 you go and find two s M and then just 0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:40.920 like scroll to what just happened and send it to me. 0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:43.440 I want to know what he said after, because I 0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:45.759 reckon he would have like flagged you off a bit more. 0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:50.120 He said, Oh my god, what did he say? Yeah, 0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:52.839 and I don't remember I just asking the wrong person again. 0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:54.680 Can we just talk about the fact that that was 0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:56.080 way too easy to get on air? 0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.959 He didn't even vet me like normally, when someone rings 0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:01.600 my show, Okay, I go hi, it's kids nights. What 0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:03.200 do you want to talk about? What's your name? Get 0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:04.799 the name and if they're ship I get rid of them, 0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:06.560 or if they want to talk about something stupid, I 0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:09.279 don't put them on. But I never go straight to 0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:09.880 air with someone. 0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:14.040 And like if you call a talkback station, which is 0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:16.520 different to kids, they still go through the basic what's 0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:17.440 the name of what do you want to talk? 0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:17.920 Speak? 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:18.280 Phone? 0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:20.920 Usually get your suburb to Jane from Croydon. 0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:23.719 That was weird that he puts it straight. 0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:25.560 On air and says, what's that he is? 0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:27.960 I was going to say, is asking to be based? 0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:30.080 Oh my god, I can't believe that just happened. That 0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:32.000 that was We were in and out so quick. 0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:34.759 Yeah, that's it's over before it even started. It's like 0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:35.560 getting a needle. 0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:39.600 Have you got a Jenna? Yeap, just sent it. 0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.719 I can get it in the system right there. Hold on, 0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:46.520 Do you say call it to a s M flashback? Yeah, yeah, 0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:47.440 I've got it, you get it? 0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:50.960 What else would to s M flash Yeah, she got it? 0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:52.719 I don't know, could would that be? 0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:55.000 So this is after he hung up on me. We 0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.840 obviously didn't hear what he said on air, but this 0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:59.759 is him carrying on after the print calls. Here we 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:03.640 go Talk Tonight. Your name please, Vern, you're on a 0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:05.680 hern What did you want to say? Mate? I just 0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:09.720 wanted to talk about ancestry dot Com and genealogy. Yeah, 0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:12.759 very quickly. It's great. You wouldn't believe it, but I 0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:16.200 just took the test. Turns out I'm one hundred percent 0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:16.840 that bitch. 0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:19.040 Yeah, that sounds right, Vern. 0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:21.560 So you hung on for that, did you? Yeah? I 0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:27.279 think you've described yourself one hundred per Yep. We've got 0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:28.560 your numbers, so we won't put. 0:39:28.440 --> 0:39:31.040 You back on Talk Tonight on thirteen twelve. 0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:35.000 And that wasn't too bad. Actually better, it's actually better 0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:36.640 hearing it from the other a point of view. 0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:41.759 Yeah, it's very smug, I reckon. 0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:43.799 We can easily go back on that was That was 0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:47.319 not hard enough? Anyway? Well done, Look, thank you? 0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.279 That was that was a successful pray. 0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:51.359 I think that was the least nervous you've been when 0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:53.120 I'm giving you, like a talk back to his little 0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:53.839 talent today. 0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:54.960 Well, I had the song in my head and I 0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:56.359 thought I'm just going to do it because I've got 0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:57.480 to be on a very soon as we didn't have 0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:59.759 much time, and give me the number. What was the 0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:02.239 thing to do? I remembered the game at the start 0:40:02.280 --> 0:40:03.440 of the show. You gave me a number. 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:06.040 Oh that's right, Okay, I'm gonna have to look it 0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.880 up myself. What was I remember it was? So this 0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:11.680 was to test whether your memory games are working or not. 0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:15.000 And I said to you, we've had no I said, 0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.640 we've had one hundred and two views, which what percentage 0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:21.359 of the people that died on the Titanic is one 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:22.080 hundred and two? 0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:23.839 The percentage was six point eight. 0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:28.200 Look at you going right, I'm gonna look at your shotting. 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:31.719 I haven't written. I haven't written down anywhere. Unlock your fine. 0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:35.080 No, there haven't been Oh okay, no, the most recent 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:37.200 thing you had open wasn't the Instagram. Okay, you didn't 0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:38.520 even a cheat. Look at you go. 0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:40.520 Your games are working. Thank you. 0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:41.480 Memory games are work. 0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:42.440 Don't be stupid. 0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.920 Well, anyway, it's a pleasure being here. And I tell 0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:49.080 you that I've have a couple more talkback things ready 0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:49.359 to go. 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.200 Well, I do too, do you yeah, because I finish 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:55.160 at midnight every night, so I hear the late night talkback. 0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:58.399 And if you think primetime talkback is drivel, holy shit. Yeah, 0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:00.560 the old man at one am in the morning, he's 0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:03.520 different to a normal man. It's something going on in 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:03.960 his brain. 0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:06.000 And he've started listening to talkback. 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:07.520 I've been listening and I've been calling. 0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:11.640 Really, I've had so much fun. 0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:13.360 I've called so many stations. 0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:18.359 Well, firstly, I can't believe I'm such an influencer. I've 0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.680 cottoned you on to talkback. We've only done this segment 0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:22.399 a few times, and here you are. What the fuck 0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:23.360 do you call about. 0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:25.480 All the time? By station? No, I want to tell 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:27.319 you we'll get into another episode, not next week, because 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:28.399 Christ we can't. 0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:30.839 But okay, well you can go next time, I guess. 0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:32.680 But I've got I've got something that I heard again. 0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:36.600 I think it was like it was actually right before midnight. 0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:38.759 It's like eleven fifty something. Oh really, it's always the 0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:40.200 late late night where it gets. 0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:41.040 Looseh late night's weird. 0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:44.239 But they still Isn't it weird that talkback stations still 0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:46.919 get call as well into the night. People are fucking 0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:48.399 awake and still engaging with them. 0:41:48.800 --> 0:41:51.520 Talk about live you know, I get so many calls 0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:51.879 at night? 0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:56.279 Are the phone lines open right now? Can you open them? 0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:58.080 And we are not. We're about to wrap the show, 0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:00.920 get rid of the music. Okay, we are not wrapping 0:42:00.920 --> 0:42:03.480 the show until someone calls. I want to I want 0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:04.359 to answer the next call. 0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:06.280 I don't think anyone's going to call because. 0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:07.799 Right now I just said I get so many call 0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:08.560 it's very true. 0:42:08.600 --> 0:42:10.280 Do you really have to wait for someone to call? 0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:12.319 I mean not? All my fucking ideas are good. We 0:42:12.360 --> 0:42:14.360 don't have to do but no, that's I'm happy. 0:42:14.280 --> 0:42:20.120 You want to do it. How are just I'm good? 0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:21.399 I'm good? 0:42:21.440 --> 0:42:24.160 How are you really good? Actually? Yeah? 0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:29.680 Should I open? Don't worry? Nothing? No nothing, Jenna say nothing, Jenna, 0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:31.840 I mean nothing. You're fired. 0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:34.360 You're the rat. He's not a rat, he's more a ferret. 0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:35.040 Me. 0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:38.680 Yes, I'm not a fair offer to have long, slender bodies. 0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:41.040 But it's a cue. What am I thinking of? If 0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:42.440 I'm thinking of your affairs? 0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:44.600 Maybe you're skunk raccoon. 0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:47.400 Have you ever noticed that if you add a climate 0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:50.400 before an animal, that makes it sound so much more insulting, 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:52.480 Like instead of just saying, oh you're a pig, you go, 0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:53.680 oh you desert pig. 0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:59.640 Yeah, very true. Yeah, are you appellation grab? I got 0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:01.800 to think of it. While we wait, Let's play a 0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:08.400 little game I created. Okay, so it's pretty simple, guys. 0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:11.719 I've got the beats of very famous songs, and you 0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:14.880 have to tell me the name of the song. No lyrics, 0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.279 no words, no instruments, just the pure beat. 0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:21.080 Does this count as copyright for the podcast? Copyright laws thing? 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:22.120 No? This is fine. 0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:23.759 Okay, so they're only five seconds or. 0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:26.279 Yeah, instrumentals the instrumentals. 0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.399 I don't know the law there, but that's fine. 0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:29.520 Who cares? Do you want to hear the rules of 0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:30.439 Did I set them up enough? 0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:33.279 You just have to guess what the beat is, right, 0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:34.319 like what the song is? 0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:36.359 Yeah? Very true. All right, we're ready for the first one. 0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:40.960 So here we go, Ladies of Chance. Your name is 0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:41.440 your buzzer? 0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:51.120 And sorry I didn't hear the name of your buzzer. Well, 0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:53.520 I just started singing along because I knew it. No, 0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:55.560 that's okay, that's more than a beat. That's there's some 0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:57.080 background like synth. 0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:00.279 I'm gonna give it away somehow. They was would just 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:02.400 be literal Bay supports the Pig. Next one. 0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:11.719 Mitchell, a band that I got stammen on. 0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:19.440 Well done. Okay, think of this game? Yes, well done, Okay, 0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:23.160 here we go. You should know this more than anyone. 0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:30.719 Jenna, poker face done it to play it again? Play 0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:38.560 it again? I don't recognize that at all. 0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:51.520 Just wait there, let's try and sing it. 0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:54.840 God kidding? 0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:00.799 She call that room your ottle body will be mad? 0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:12.400 All right? Last one, winner takes all? 0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:15.800 Do you ever feel? 0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:16.319 Shut up? 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:19.960 Jenna, well done, you've done it. 0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:23.200 A bit of feedback, But can I say something? I 0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:26.080 thought the game was you answer with your name and 0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:27.120 then the name of the song. 0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:28.680 He said Mitchell, and he said firework. 0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:32.400 He sang yeah, but I clearly identify this. I so 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:35.160 you said no singing, Jenna, don't be daft. It doesn't 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:35.520 suit you. 0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:37.880 I asked you to play the rules too, and no 0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:38.759 one wanted to hear it. 0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.920 A bit of feedback. You played the beat from the verse, 0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:45.040 and then when you played the answer, you played the chorus. 0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:47.120 They're different beats. You should play the same section of 0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:47.680 the song in. 0:45:47.640 --> 0:45:50.200 The reveal when you're playing. When you're on radio, you 0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:52.640 want the listeners to know that the want them to 0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:54.000 hear the thing they most recognize. 0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:59.399 Well, then play the beat they most recognize. Clown Bush clown, stop. 0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:08.959 Your tropical Oh dear, well, we're still waiting for another 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:20.840 game I created. Shut up? Okay, hello, it's me. 0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:27.200 I'm over and I want to go home. This wasn't 0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:31.400 my best idea. Let's go next week, all right, thanksful listening, guys. 0:46:31.400 --> 0:46:34.080 We'll catch again next week. Don't forget to leave. It's 0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:34.520 the review. 0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:36.200 No, we want to get to one hundred and ten 0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:38.160 by next week. Lads, gents, let's just keep sitting there. 0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:42.000 Written ones are better. Do pop five stars and move 0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:44.160 on with your life. For God's sake, got little bit 0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:45.840 of effort. Take some pride in your work. 0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:48.479 Amen. Next week we're on with a very special guest. 0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.799 That's right, that's all we're going to say. But if 0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:55.480 you have a child, god, they're gonna laugh. 0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:56.760 It's not Emma Wiggle. 0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:58.600 It's not Emma Wiggle. And it's not the one that 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:03.120 our friend had fun with. What five five kids? 0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:06.719 Oh yeah, No, one of my friends banged a supporting 0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:09.840 cast member of the Wiggle. No, one of the main Wiggles. 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.560 Can you fuck off with the sound effects? It wasn't 0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:15.600 one of the main Wiggles. But it's like one of 0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:18.680 the one of the supporting casts up there with the wag, 0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:19.359 the dog of the work. 0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:20.680 It was the puppet, the one that looked like a 0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:22.760 mop he fucked. 0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:26.080 What's its name, I don't want to say. Apparently they're married. 0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:30.560 But this friend that did the banging, he is one 0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:32.960 of the people who the Drugs and Dick list was 0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:33.440 aimed at. 0:47:33.880 --> 0:47:35.959 Interesting. All right, we'll see you next week. 0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:39.440 All right, Thanks to all our callers. Bye bye. 0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:40.719 Is it just me? 0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:45.319 Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast. 0:47:44.800 --> 0:48:02.640 App I why do I always there to talk first 0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:04.400 in a debrief Because I always talk first at the 0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:06.319 top of the show, and you always talk first at 0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:06.680 the bottom. 0:48:06.719 --> 0:48:12.239 It's our roles. Don't forget. You can call us. This 0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:15.480 is the secret segment, and lines are open. 0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.600 We've already established that no one calls lines. People can 0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:22.719 call listen. This is add Brief. If you knew here, 0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:25.320 it's our secret segment. We pretend the shows over, hoping 0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:26.960 to trick people out of listening because this is the 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:30.160 loose part. You know, we don't really stay on track. 0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:32.000 There is no track to stay on. In fact, that's 0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.480 why it's add Brief. No focusing required. 0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:37.040 It's like a ghost train. It's on its way to nowhere. 0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:39.000 And we got one before I could even announce it. 0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:41.319 That's how popular it is. We've won three bloggings for these. 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:45.439 You can actually live tweeters during the show. Who's that? 0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:48.880 That's the sham wau guy. Just love the show, guys, 0:48:48.920 --> 0:48:50.400 it's very nice. 0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:54.240 Yeah this gag, Jenny, you can give me your opinion 0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.239 on this too. I feel that this gag where he 0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:59.600 plays a really obnoxious amount of sound effects and pretends 0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.520 that we have a tweets and shit and just plays 0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:05.160 random sound effects for no fucking reason. I think that 0:49:05.200 --> 0:49:07.920 should live only in ad de Breeth. That started to 0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:09.080 bleed into the show just then. 0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.400 That's because we had to wait for your stupid call. 0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:14.279 Ye, this is stupider. 0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:16.279 It's not stupid. Is that a word? 0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:17.000 I don't think it is. 0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:18.960 Probably not the Google produce the gender. 0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:27.439 Someone's here, someone's here, Let them in? Hello next time? 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.600 Could you pretty please use the doorbells? 0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:29.759 Right? 0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:35.239 They just test it and promised, almighty, they're out of here. 0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:38.000 They're gone. See I did get new sound effects. You 0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:40.680 often say to me Mitchell, and when you say Mitchell 0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:44.879 my full name, my heart starts racing, get terrified. I'm 0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:48.239 in trouble. I've been naughty. He's going to kill me. 0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:50.680 And then he goes get new sound effects? And what 0:49:50.719 --> 0:49:52.600 do I do? I get them and I say, Mitch, 0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:54.239 I got sound effects. I call him. I call Mitch, 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:54.960 and all I hear is. 0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.240 Anyway, you actually did get a new sound effects. Those 0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:06.120 memory games are working a treat. I used to say 0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:08.319 to you, not even off it, just like when we're 0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:12.160 doing the show. I'd be like, mate, the only reason 0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:15.319 I put up with this segment is on the false 0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:17.360 The only reason I put up with this gag is 0:50:17.360 --> 0:50:20.200 on the false promise that you will get new sound effects. 0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:21.600 So I'm not hearing the same shit every week and 0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:23.400 you never do. But here we are a fresh batch. 0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:25.000 Fucking hell. 0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.920 Yeah, I just like to be prepared for you guys. 0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:28.560 You know what I mean? 0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:31.719 Everything ready? Do you think people listen this far in 0:50:31.760 --> 0:50:32.120 the show? 0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:33.360 Yeah? 0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:35.680 I was talking to someone and they said, I didn't 0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:37.960 realize that add brief was a thing. I just stopped 0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:41.200 the episode. Yeah, and I said, but there's clearly at 0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:43.359 least a quarter of the audio. 0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.160 Left when you look at the little thing that you draft. Yeah, 0:50:45.520 --> 0:50:48.200 I mean ad is meant to be like a ten 0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:50.560 minute bit on the end. It's usually at the halfway mark. 0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:52.560 But tonight we don't have much time. 0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:54.239 But yeah, a couple of people say the same thing. 0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:57.040 They're like, I only the other day heard add brief 0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:58.839 for the first time. I didn't realize that was a thing, 0:50:58.880 --> 0:51:03.040 and I was like, this is where this is. I'm 0:51:03.080 --> 0:51:04.960 just not I'm not proud of this section of the show. 0:51:06.440 --> 0:51:06.759 Not good. 0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:10.319 It's just Chad don't speak porpoise on the show. 0:51:10.560 --> 0:51:11.319 I can't help it. 0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:17.719 Sorry, just happens sometimes, idiot. It's the sliding door. No, 0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.640 you can't come in through the doors. Okay, close and 0:51:20.640 --> 0:51:24.319 thank you, thank you very much. So what I didn't 0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:27.640 tell you guys when I first Sorry, I've also installed 0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:30.400 Facebook Messenger live Facebook Messengers. 0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:33.320 That's not even the Facebook Messengers out anymore. 0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:34.000 Yes it is. 0:51:34.320 --> 0:51:35.680 No, there's a new one, is there? 0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:36.359 Hi? 0:51:36.400 --> 0:51:36.680 Who's that? 0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:36.920 You know? 0:51:36.960 --> 0:51:40.520 The one that's like no on a laptop. That's what 0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:42.800 I'm talking about. Phone messenger is different. You just message 0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:47.040 me now, open my laptop. 0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:52.279 What was that? Just opened my. 0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:55.640 Laptop sounded like one of those salmon tubes, you know 0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:58.360 that video They went viral where they put the salmon 0:51:58.360 --> 0:52:00.040 in the giant pipe. 0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.000 You know, coals and wool is how that. I don't 0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:03.560 know if they still use them. But when I worked there, 0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:05.960 they had vacuums right next to the register, and when 0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:08.000 you had to send you too much cash, you'd suck 0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:08.480 it up. 0:52:08.840 --> 0:52:14.959 Really cold green register four cod green register four good one. 0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:19.719 And would go above all the customers heads and then 0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:22.000 in head off as Gail who would sit in the 0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:25.560 finance area or be sitting there, the shoot above her 0:52:25.600 --> 0:52:29.600 head would just drop into a lap. And you did it. 0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:30.440 But it was money. 0:52:30.560 --> 0:52:31.440 Are you going to methage me? 0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:31.759 Or or not? 0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:32.440 Or not doing it? 0:52:32.440 --> 0:52:32.560 Now? 0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:32.839 Ready? 0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:39.160 He forgot See it's not that old that. I haven't 0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:40.919 heard that. You play that message again? 0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:43.400 Yeah, well someone has to message it. I'm not playing anything. 0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:45.719 You're lucky someone did that. 0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:48.799 I haven't heard that an age, this was this? 0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:54.040 This is this even an Maybe it's not even Facebook messenger. 0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:55.840 They have a very similar one. 0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:59.759 Really. Yeah, you guys talking about yourself. I'm just gonna 0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:00.040 cut my. 0:53:02.960 --> 0:53:03.840 What are you cooking? 0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:06.640 Do you cook sirloin? 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.959 I love to cook, really, I love to cook. 0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:09.919 I actually do love to cook. 0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:11.640 I really do all that This is what I missed 0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.520 about when I used to work night hours. It's that 0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:15.880 time in the morning you've got, Like I didn't start 0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:19.879 work till two, You don't start till fucking six. Yes, like, yeah, 0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:21.640 you could wake up at like eleven and then just 0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:23.880 pissed around all day. Imagine the meals you can make 0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:24.359 in that time. 0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:25.879 I do piss around, but I don't do much. 0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:27.120 Yeah, I believe you. 0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:29.799 I watched an entire series of American Horror Story in 0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:30.480 two days. 0:53:30.840 --> 0:53:31.920 How many episodes are in it? 0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:32.480 Thirteen? 0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:34.600 Oh, that's not that impressive, but they're like. 0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:37.840 Hour long episodes, and it's very convoluted, like the Witch 0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:40.160 was also the clown that's your dad and the principle 0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:45.440 the whole time. Fuck got one? Sorry? That is then 0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:47.879 someone someone just nudged us. That's exciting, and didn't realize 0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:50.480 that that's not a nude we could do on a nudge? 0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:52.320 Is no nudged? 0:53:53.560 --> 0:53:54.640 Oh yeah it was. 0:53:58.360 --> 0:53:58.440 Not. 0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:03.120 That's Oh I'm not Jenna, Have you given birth again? 0:54:04.320 --> 0:54:06.040 That's why she wants to go to a body pop 0:54:06.040 --> 0:54:07.759 class so she can get impregnated again. 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:11.040 Can you stop now? 0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:16.040 Jenna is hold on? Hey, Siri is Jenna pregnant. Yes, 0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:19.719 there are interesting I've enabled Siri on the show too. 0:54:20.520 --> 0:54:22.359 Can I tell you the other day we were I 0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:25.360 was in the office until late how this bloody project 0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:28.560 had to work on, and so my work hours crossover 0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:31.720 with Mitch's, which never happens anymore. He doesn't get until 0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:33.360 who was meant to get in at six? That doesn't 0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:36.400 often happen on the dot, doesn't. But he was in 0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:38.960 the office at the same time as me, and he 0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:40.960 was sitting out in the pit there where the producers sit, 0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:45.200 and his boyfriend face timed him. About half an hour 0:54:45.280 --> 0:54:47.279 later in the studio. I come in to be like, oh, 0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:50.279 stay on the show tomorrow. Yeah, they're facetiming again, and 0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:53.120 I was like, Hayden, what could possibly have happened in 0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:53.480 your life? 0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:54.879 Utes? 0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:57.239 Yes, And then I pissed off again for an hour. 0:54:57.280 --> 0:54:59.239 I came back and they're talking again, and I was like, 0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:02.000 what the f what's new now? And he goes, I'm 0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:05.280 married at first sight finished, and I was like, oh, 0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.520 how Like it's nice that they're in love quite clearly, 0:55:08.560 --> 0:55:10.200 and they like each other's company and they want to 0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:12.800 talk all the time. But it's been a year. Do 0:55:12.800 --> 0:55:14.279 you think you're gonna get out of that phase? Or 0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:15.200 is that the constant thing? 0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:17.319 But there's no phase, like we just enjoy talking to 0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:17.880 each other. 0:55:18.800 --> 0:55:21.520 But like facetimes. One thing, think about it. 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:24.399 We don't talk to each other. I won't see him 0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:26.759 because I start at six and finish at midnight and 0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:29.080 he starts at eight am and finishes at five. We 0:55:29.280 --> 0:55:32.719 never see each other until weekends. Okay, so that's when 0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:33.120 we talk. 0:55:33.480 --> 0:55:35.000 Yeah, do it in the one FaceTime? 0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:37.320 Oh please? You wouldn't understand. 0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:38.560 No, I wouldn't to be honest. 0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:39.839 Whose first tweets over? 0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:42.239 What were you even talking to him about that? Because 0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:43.600 every time I came in, I was like, what is 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:44.040 going on? 0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:46.960 We hadn't caught up about the day? Oh right? 0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:49.239 And that needed that was a three part series, was 0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:49.719 that the day? 0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:52.360 Let me tell you, times are different. Back when you 0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:56.080 were dating people would do it now. I mean, Scotty Cam, 0:55:56.080 --> 0:55:57.280 why don't you tell him what's happened? 0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.000 Can you stop with the sound effect. I'm trying to 0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:01.680 have a fucking conversation and rid of it. 0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:09.359 Times have changed, Times have changed. It's twenty twenty. Did 0:56:09.400 --> 0:56:10.520 you hear what he said? 0:56:10.840 --> 0:56:13.799 All right, we're going to go guys back next week. 0:56:13.880 --> 0:56:15.399 We have a special we have a special guest. 0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:18.399 We can genuinely talk about it. We talk a lot 0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:23.399 on the phone, not really just one more one more 0:56:23.440 --> 0:56:26.960 time for talk tonight to please? 0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:33.600 Can you go back to that tick sound effect I 0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:36.839 made that? Did you I remember making that? That's that's 0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:40.040 the not my cup of tea tick, that's our cross 0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:40.600 as well. 0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:43.600 I like and I use it for my show at nights. 0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:48.799 What I like every show having its own like that's 0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:50.960 why we use all the same beds here and like 0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:53.000 all the same backing tracks and the same bushes and shit. 0:56:53.080 --> 0:56:55.520 I like that every show to have its own like identity, 0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:58.600 you know. And so I made my own ticks and 0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:01.439 cross sound effects like correct incorrect, And you've been using 0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:03.480 them on kids for quite a while. They have the 0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:04.439 kids have their own. 0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:06.640 I prefer these. The kids ones are too intense. Do 0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:08.359 you want to hear the kiss ones? Yeah? It's very 0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:13.400 prison like. And we really need to get that out 0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:14.960 here because my show's on in like fifteen minutes and 0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:16.960 I haven't even prepared. I've got Conan and Gray on 0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:20.120 the show. Very you, it is very me, you know what? 0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:21.800 Why don't we do it? For old time sake, We'll 0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:23.840 close the show as if we were at the Oscars 0:57:23.880 --> 0:57:25.680 and we had a great old time thing and all 0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:27.680 of a sudden we're getting played off. Guys, we have 0:57:27.720 --> 0:57:30.000 to go. It's been a great week. Go back next week. 0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:31.439 Who's on? Mitch? 0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:34.640 I don't want to say, if you've got this far, 0:57:35.320 --> 0:57:37.439 what do you mean should we tell them? No? 0:57:37.560 --> 0:57:37.840 Okay? 0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:39.400 Well, the music is getting gradually louder. 0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:42.520 Also, all this omitting who it actually is is almost 0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:46.240 like overhype. Yeah, very true, John, like it's going to 0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:48.160 be fun and like we really like the person, but 0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:48.720 like it's not. 0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:49.960 It's Kathy Freeman. 0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.960 Is not just bringing our medals and the labordador? 0:57:53.040 --> 0:57:54.680 What does that ring to mind for you? 0:57:54.680 --> 0:57:56.840 Guys? The music isn't getting quieter. We're at the Oscars. 0:57:57.320 --> 0:57:59.440 Who's the most unexciting guests? The co host that we 0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:00.240 can possibly bring it? 0:58:00.400 --> 0:58:01.920 Leave me trick it is on the show. 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:05.280 We're bringing Dulie Goodman out of retirement. 0:58:05.720 --> 0:58:08.280 Bringing a croquet bush. All right, we'll see you next week. 0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:11.160 Bailed out Paulinie, God for. 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:13.800 Bitch, you didn't drive? All right, we'll see you next week. Guys, 0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:17.440 can you turn it down? I can't worry the oscars. 0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:20.280 I'm the conductor. I'm just going to stop the band. 0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:26.520 There we go. It worked, It did work. A sorry, 0:58:26.600 --> 0:58:28.080 we'll rest the short on the way home. I'll be 0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:29.360 listening to Grahame Gilbert, not you. 0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:32.439 That's fine, to be honest. I wonder if he knew 0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:32.760 it was me. 0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:38.919 Nothing he listens to. Kiss is literally working when you're working. 0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:41.520 Very true. We're done, see you next week. 0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:43.560 Yea, all right, let's go fine, bye, guys. 0:58:43.400 --> 0:58:46.000 Thanks for listening, have a good show, Thank you so much. 0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:47.320 All right, see it soon. 0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:49.880 Ye is it just me? 0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:53.920 Don't forget to subscribe and leave argue on your podcast 0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:54.160 up 0:59:01.760 --> 0:59:02.320 At MI