Speaker 1: So I'm dating this guy. He's very cute. It's been
Speaker 1: a couple of months. It's my first relationship since my
Speaker 1: five year relationship ended.
Speaker 2: So it's the big ones sweet relationship.
Speaker 1: No, No, we're just dating. Just seeing someone's name.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Reveal his actual identity, so for the sake of the
Speaker 1: pick up, we'll call him Brad. So Brad works at Coles.
Speaker 1: I can say that Brad, Brad works at Coles. And
Speaker 1: my family are really invested in my love life.
Speaker 2: I live at home, right, so the family is so
Speaker 2: invested in your life. Yeah, they love me and I
Speaker 2: love them.
Speaker 1: I am living back in my childhood bedroom and I
Speaker 1: have told them that I'm dating Brad, but I will
Speaker 1: not bring him to see the family yet, just because
Speaker 1: it's such a big step, Like it's such a big
Speaker 1: moment to go high family meet Brad, because I don't
Speaker 1: know where, especially when you're not exclusive yet exactly, it's
Speaker 1: too soon. The problem is that irks my family to
Speaker 1: no extent, to no degree.
Speaker 2: What's that expression? That was our producer.
Speaker 1: She's like, it irks my family to no end, especially
Speaker 1: my mum Michelle. She is very heavily invested in my life.
Speaker 1: So all I've told Mom is that I'm seeing someone
Speaker 1: Corn Brad, and he works at the local Coals, the
Speaker 1: Colls that she shops at every day.
Speaker 2: So that Brad and I having dinner on Sunday night.
Speaker 1: We're sitting there and we're having dinner and he goes,
Speaker 1: you know, weirdest thing happened. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring it up with you. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so the weirdest thing happened. I was at work and
Speaker 1: I went and had my lunch break. When I came
Speaker 1: back from my lunch break, my coworkers said that I
Speaker 1: was paged to customer service.
Speaker 2: It went over the pa boom bom bong. Brad to
Speaker 2: customer service desk near our one. Brad to customer service. No,
Speaker 2: I can see where this has gone.
Speaker 1: And he missed it because he was on his lunch break.
Speaker 1: When he got back, he said, who was it? They said,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone named Michelle came to see you
Speaker 1: at reception.
Speaker 2: Wait, your mom went to Cole's blindly went to customer
Speaker 2: service and tried to page him.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like this is one of those
Speaker 1: opportunistic things, like she's walking.
Speaker 2: Down the Aisland. She goes, I wonder if that boy
Speaker 2: stock and Shells right there is him. Well, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go and find. As your mom said anything, I
Speaker 2: haven't spoken to it yet.
Speaker 1: So what I've done is I thought mom doesn't work
Speaker 1: well pressure, so let's make a buckle.
Speaker 2: She's joining us now, Michelle is here. Mom is on
Speaker 2: the line. Hello mommy, Michelle. Michelle.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: You know I love you. But what were you thinking?
Speaker 2: Was this running through your head?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 4: He has been secretly seen someone and has not been
Speaker 4: at all forthcoming. And let me say, okay, so that
Speaker 4: the hairdresser that I go to looks right into the coals,
Speaker 4: right into the cold. So I'm sitting there for nearly
Speaker 4: three hours getting my hair done, seeing all these cold
Speaker 4: stuff running down, moving around, and I'm thinking, Oh, is
Speaker 4: that him?
Speaker 3: Would that be him? Could that be him?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think that's him. So once I had my hair done,
Speaker 3: I thought, I'm going to go in and just have
Speaker 3: a shop around. See if I didn't shop for a man.
Speaker 2: So you went to the service desk, mum, and you
Speaker 2: asked for Brad.
Speaker 3: No, well, I went to the jelly first.
Speaker 2: He cut slabs of me. He's like a prime beef.
Speaker 3: Jelly first and I were like, no, he's not here.
Speaker 3: He was on a break and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: OK taste. So I thought, well, I'll go to the
Speaker 3: service desk and having Paige.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of hell, Michelle, I love that you
Speaker 1: didn't even try and denying it.
Speaker 2: There was not one point where he said no, I
Speaker 2: didn't do that. This is what I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You've got to the service desk, you've paid, You've paid Brad,
Speaker 1: Brad comes right.
Speaker 2: If Brad actually turned up, what did you plan on saying?
Speaker 2: How are we going to do?
Speaker 3: Just going to say hi, I'm Michelle, I Mitch's mom.
Speaker 3: He's not forthcoming. Love to have you around for dinner
Speaker 3: one night.
Speaker 2: But I don't think he's secretly dating. At the start,
Speaker 2: he said, Mitch has been very secret. It's just dating.
Speaker 2: I think he's just dating. That's all I've said to him.
Speaker 2: She doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: She met dad on a football field and I got
Speaker 1: married the next day.
Speaker 2: Was very different. In twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Would one call this a little bit overbearing when it
Speaker 3: comes to a parent, Maybe a little bit.
Speaker 2: What I actually really quite like it. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I do like it. It's great, that's very fine. You
Speaker 2: got on your mom.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I wonder if we're gonna SUP together, Brade, if you're
Speaker 1: listening no no, no, whit White to soon.
Speaker 2: Mitchell loves his dazz on ship