WEBVTT - MINI! This act … could break up a family! 😂

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm dating this guy. He's very cute. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of months. It's my first relationship since my

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<v Speaker 1>five year relationship ended.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's the big ones sweet relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, we're just dating. Just seeing someone's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm not going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Reveal his actual identity, so for the sake of the

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<v Speaker 1>pick up, we'll call him Brad. So Brad works at Coles.

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<v Speaker 1>I can say that Brad, Brad works at Coles. And

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<v Speaker 1>my family are really invested in my love life.

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<v Speaker 2>I live at home, right, so the family is so

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<v Speaker 2>invested in your life. Yeah, they love me and I

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<v Speaker 2>love them.

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<v Speaker 1>I am living back in my childhood bedroom and I

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<v Speaker 1>have told them that I'm dating Brad, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>not bring him to see the family yet, just because

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a big step, Like it's such a big

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<v Speaker 1>moment to go high family meet Brad, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where, especially when you're not exclusive yet exactly, it's

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<v Speaker 1>too soon. The problem is that irks my family to

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<v Speaker 1>no extent, to no degree.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that expression? That was our producer.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, it irks my family to no end, especially

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<v Speaker 1>my mum Michelle. She is very heavily invested in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>So all I've told Mom is that I'm seeing someone

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<v Speaker 1>Corn Brad, and he works at the local Coals, the

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<v Speaker 1>Colls that she shops at every day.

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<v Speaker 2>So that Brad and I having dinner on Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sitting there and we're having dinner and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, weirdest thing happened. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to bring it up with you. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so the weirdest thing happened. I was at work and

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<v Speaker 1>I went and had my lunch break. When I came

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<v Speaker 1>back from my lunch break, my coworkers said that I

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<v Speaker 1>was paged to customer service.

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<v Speaker 2>It went over the pa boom bom bong. Brad to

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<v Speaker 2>customer service desk near our one. Brad to customer service. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I can see where this has gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And he missed it because he was on his lunch break.

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<v Speaker 1>When he got back, he said, who was it? They said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Someone named Michelle came to see you

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<v Speaker 1>at reception.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, your mom went to Cole's blindly went to customer

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<v Speaker 2>service and tried to page him.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel like this is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>opportunistic things, like she's walking.

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<v Speaker 2>Down the Aisland. She goes, I wonder if that boy

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<v Speaker 2>stock and Shells right there is him. Well, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to go and find. As your mom said anything, I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't spoken to it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I've done is I thought mom doesn't work

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<v Speaker 1>well pressure, so let's make a buckle.

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<v Speaker 2>She's joining us now, Michelle is here. Mom is on

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<v Speaker 2>the line. Hello mommy, Michelle. Michelle.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I love you. But what were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>Was this running through your head?

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<v Speaker 3>Look?

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<v Speaker 4>He has been secretly seen someone and has not been

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<v Speaker 4>at all forthcoming. And let me say, okay, so that

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<v Speaker 4>the hairdresser that I go to looks right into the coals,

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<v Speaker 4>right into the cold. So I'm sitting there for nearly

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<v Speaker 4>three hours getting my hair done, seeing all these cold

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<v Speaker 4>stuff running down, moving around, and I'm thinking, Oh, is

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<v Speaker 4>that him?

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<v Speaker 3>Would that be him? Could that be him?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's him. So once I had my hair done,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, I'm going to go in and just have

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<v Speaker 3>a shop around. See if I didn't shop for a man.

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<v Speaker 2>So you went to the service desk, mum, and you

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<v Speaker 2>asked for Brad.

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, I went to the jelly first.

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<v Speaker 2>He cut slabs of me. He's like a prime beef.

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<v Speaker 3>Jelly first and I were like, no, he's not here.

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<v Speaker 3>He was on a break and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>OK taste. So I thought, well, I'll go to the

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<v Speaker 3>service desk and having Paige.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a lot of hell, Michelle, I love that you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even try and denying it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was not one point where he said no, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do that. This is what I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to the service desk, you've paid, You've paid Brad,

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<v Speaker 1>Brad comes right.

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<v Speaker 2>If Brad actually turned up, what did you plan on saying?

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<v Speaker 2>How are we going to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Just going to say hi, I'm Michelle, I Mitch's mom.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not forthcoming. Love to have you around for dinner

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<v Speaker 3>one night.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think he's secretly dating. At the start,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, Mitch has been very secret. It's just dating.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's just dating. That's all I've said to him.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>She met dad on a football field and I got

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<v Speaker 1>married the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>Was very different. In twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 3>Would one call this a little bit overbearing when it

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<v Speaker 3>comes to a parent, Maybe a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>What I actually really quite like it. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I do like it. It's great, that's very fine. You

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<v Speaker 2>got on your mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if we're gonna SUP together, Brade, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening no no, no, whit White to soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell loves his dazz on ship