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Speaker 2: Good Morning Brisbane, Good Morning Adelaide, Good Morning Perth. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's anyone listening right now in Perth,
Speaker 2: but anyway, today the wheels have come off. It's chaos
Speaker 2: on this show today. I don't even know what's happened.
Speaker 2: One of the team members, Lackey, who is a he's
Speaker 2: like a grown up.
Speaker 1: On this team. Now.
Speaker 2: I say that to emphasize it because it's rare. No, Now,
Speaker 2: you do mean he's thrown ups. I depend on that, dude.
Speaker 2: He's asleep right now, get hold of him. Pacts came
Speaker 2: into the whereas the lights were off. He's always locked in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's he's here, he's and apparently his phone's dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we tried calling him, goes straight to voicemail. We
Speaker 5: saw on his instagram he was active at eleven pm.
Speaker 6: That was the last time he was What do.
Speaker 1: You mean you can tell on his instagram if he's active.
Speaker 5: You can go into when you go into a messages,
Speaker 5: you can see when they were last online.
Speaker 1: So you don't know what he was doing.
Speaker 2: Physically, We won't watch, so you're you're not peering on
Speaker 2: him his instagram.
Speaker 1: He can.
Speaker 2: But trouble is, though, I mean, I've never ever in
Speaker 2: twenty eight years, mister Starve a radio show.
Speaker 1: No ever at breakfast show.
Speaker 2: It's odd because normally, like even when I've woken up
Speaker 2: and I forgot to set the alarm, sometimes you more
Speaker 2: or less you wake up around that time.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, horrible jolt, Yeah, worse a half an hour way.
Speaker 1: But now it's like like he's really sleeping in.
Speaker 2: He's catching some seats second week at the National.
Speaker 1: Show and then young Josh.
Speaker 2: Today, I'm sending up to the Gold Coast on a
Speaker 2: flight at nine forty five am. Now the timing of
Speaker 2: nine forty five am is key to what I'm about
Speaker 2: to say. So the flight is at nine forty five
Speaker 2: am domestic flight, doesn't he to get them.
Speaker 1: To what call to nine? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, he's not doing any luggage. He's just got carry
Speaker 2: one Christian O'Connor's show.
Speaker 1: Cabaner who goes straight through security.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's taken up to jazz and a Gold Coast
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why in the next half. And
Speaker 2: now why he's doing that, Kaitlyn, Have I heard you've
Speaker 2: just given him the show off?
Speaker 7: Yes, I have, but I have a very good reason.
Speaker 7: It is because if he is flying to the Gold Coast,
Speaker 7: he has to do something with our listener, and then
Speaker 7: he's got to fly back home within that day. That's
Speaker 7: a very long day for him. If I'm asking him
Speaker 7: to get you're running a.
Speaker 1: Trade union here.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know how you get to have a twenty
Speaker 1: eight year career in radio? You have to do it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you might have to do almost a nine hour day.
Speaker 1: I once have done for this day.
Speaker 2: He sat on his ass bringing peanuts and he snacks
Speaker 2: on a flight in the air.
Speaker 1: He's not walking up there.
Speaker 7: I just have to make sure.
Speaker 1: Your generation weak sauce.
Speaker 9: And then by the.
Speaker 10: Time he gets home tonight, which will.
Speaker 1: Probably beak to school five.
Speaker 2: K's unbroken Glass and eat wolves. That was just an
Speaker 2: average Monday. She takes his itinity today and poos it out.
Speaker 10: And then tomorrow he's gonna have to get up earlier.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so much being a grown up,
Speaker 2: isn't it? And I've got to get up again tomorrow
Speaker 2: and go back to this job that's three hours long.
Speaker 7: He also was up very late last night because he's
Speaker 7: flight got canceled.
Speaker 2: So what's he doing crying himself to sleep in that
Speaker 2: big Josh pillow?
Speaker 7: No, he had to do a bit of a last
Speaker 7: night crimea river. I'm making sure that he's well rested
Speaker 7: so that.
Speaker 1: He can carry it really well rested. What about my
Speaker 1: stress levels? Right now?
Speaker 2: I'm going to carry a three hour national radio show
Speaker 2: with half a team. One of them is catching up
Speaker 2: on Z's. The other ones also catching up on Z's.
Speaker 2: Any in the rest of you a little bit tied
Speaker 2: because you worked almost like a ten hour week this week.
Speaker 3: Weeks of the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian Josh and your show needs to harden up. I
Speaker 2: started I start work at two am. This guy starts
Speaker 2: work part here starts work at two am.
Speaker 1: He's on the road, doesn't get back till six pm.
Speaker 1: That's a day, that's tough.
Speaker 2: Perhaps you've never missed the start of a news bulletin,
Speaker 2: oh one.
Speaker 10: Back in my regional radio days, it was horrific.
Speaker 11: I was still living at home and I work at
Speaker 11: ty Frost was on here, who's on a rival station?
Speaker 10: We were very very young, and I woke.
Speaker 2: Up and I did rivals that's what they got the
Speaker 2: idea form back then.
Speaker 1: And I woke up anchor Ladies.
Speaker 2: Rivals on two Billy five and they had three and
Speaker 2: a half listeners.
Speaker 11: I woke up and I remember thinking that was the
Speaker 11: most fulfilling sleep.
Speaker 10: I had the best sleep.
Speaker 11: But then all of a sudden, my heart stopped because
Speaker 11: it was light, the sun was up, and the birds
Speaker 11: were singing.
Speaker 1: And you get the horrible jolt patch.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's daytime.
Speaker 1: The edge.
Speaker 11: I looked at the clock, days before my bill phone
Speaker 11: looked at the clock. My first bulletin was at seven am.
Speaker 3: Back then.
Speaker 2: It was the day you announcing the moon landing seven
Speaker 2: huge news day.
Speaker 11: Had to jold out of bed, went to the you
Speaker 11: know rope. I was going to say rotisserie phone, but.
Speaker 2: The chicken was that. That's years ago. It was we
Speaker 2: used to have chicken chickens to Chucks phones.
Speaker 10: I now slept in.
Speaker 11: I'm on my way, would you believe Because it was
Speaker 11: just a small country town not far from the station.
Speaker 11: I got there in time for the seven o'clock news.
Speaker 1: You had a nation on tent.
Speaker 2: Who was going to give the farming news that day,
Speaker 2: about the Barley news.
Speaker 10: The local market report with the US and the heapers.
Speaker 1: I had to know.
Speaker 10: Oh, it's the worst feeling though.
Speaker 11: Your heart just stops, doesn't even skip a beat, it
Speaker 11: just stops beating.
Speaker 2: So the reason why Josh was sending him to the
Speaker 2: Gold Coast today is firing up there with one of
Speaker 2: our Christian O'Connor show cabanners. And we were giving these
Speaker 2: away last week and they went down like hot potatoes.
Speaker 2: With the heat waves that was going on over the
Speaker 2: last weekend right across Australia. People really wanted these, and
Speaker 2: so I was thinking, of the weekend, there's anything we
Speaker 2: can do with the hot Society, and we've ever given
Speaker 2: away in the history of the show, these Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: Beach cabanners, and so this is what Josh is flying
Speaker 2: to meet a listener called Jazz on the Gold Coast,
Speaker 2: she's taking one of these cabaners, and then we're trying
Speaker 2: to find out we're testing towards the end of the
Speaker 2: second week, just how this is working. This national breakfast
Speaker 2: show never been done before, so jazz listened to us.
Speaker 2: Up on the Gold Coast, she's going to receive a cabaner.
Speaker 2: Then there's a listener at the moment, Rowena, who is
Speaker 2: going to be at the Gold Coast tomorrow. She's then
Speaker 2: going to drive the cabana back to Sydney where she
Speaker 2: needs to go. And then next week we're going to
Speaker 2: try and see can we get through the kindness of
Speaker 2: the people who listened to the show. It transported this
Speaker 2: cabana from Sydney to Melbourne, to Melbourne to Adelaide and
Speaker 2: then Adelaide right across another bore to both.
Speaker 1: That's the big leg.
Speaker 2: It's one giant trustful, have we got the anthem?
Speaker 12: And now we'll move five thousand days two past this
Speaker 12: shape from door to door and move this combine crust
Speaker 12: states and even gruss.
Speaker 1: Th well down.
Speaker 2: And also sensible and lowering your tone. No one can
Speaker 2: sing a sign, not even I think some opera singers
Speaker 2: can go up aside those two boys, those Scottish lads.
Speaker 1: It's beyond high.
Speaker 2: Even the late great Freddie Mercury, the Proclaimers are an
Speaker 2: octave above him.
Speaker 1: So he's taken.
Speaker 2: I've just realized, right, So he's he's taking this on
Speaker 2: the plane as hand luggage.
Speaker 1: I've just seen the first time the size of this thing.
Speaker 1: It's huge. There's not an over locker.
Speaker 2: That's going in. They come hold out for the video
Speaker 2: right now. We put this on Instagram and Facebook. Commit
Speaker 2: it's massive. What's about four foot?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we measured it. It's one meter twenty and.
Speaker 2: Surely there's a limit for what you can there's no
Speaker 2: way when you go on like jets on the flights.
Speaker 1: They've got that little box. She meant it. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: not going in it.
Speaker 5: I would say to at least double the size of
Speaker 5: a typical carry on bag.
Speaker 6: The length.
Speaker 1: Going to crack.
Speaker 5: He's got three of them, and because the company wouldn't
Speaker 5: fork out to put it to check it in, he's
Speaker 5: got it.
Speaker 6: There's absolutely no way that these are getting on the plane.
Speaker 1: They're huge.
Speaker 2: They're going to crack it now, you know, and I
Speaker 2: get it. I feel so sorry. The worst part of
Speaker 2: a flight it's the overhead locker, isn't it. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: no one wants to pay the extra to stow it.
Speaker 2: We can't bring on three cabanas.
Speaker 1: What's that going to go? They have them shove it
Speaker 1: with the pilot. Can you maybe see forward a bit mate.
Speaker 11: Knocking him on the head.
Speaker 1: This is a chick PROTUSI kadin, Can he really take
Speaker 1: that on? Carry on?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: I took it from Sydney to the Gold Coast. Yes,
Speaker 7: But what I did do is I took it out
Speaker 7: of the box. So I've suggested to Josh take it now.
Speaker 1: Three of them? You know what is going to be
Speaker 1: giving one to a pilot to keep him sweet.
Speaker 3: I told you it was.
Speaker 7: Hard to take on like they're long, So I was
Speaker 7: like hitting people as.
Speaker 9: I went down the arm.
Speaker 10: But they were fine with it because I was heading
Speaker 10: to the Goldie.
Speaker 2: Now this is the also that somebody but at the moment,
Speaker 2: like a lot of companies, this company is on a
Speaker 2: efficiency drive, so they're looking.
Speaker 1: At every buck that's way soon going to hang on minute?
Speaker 1: Do you need that?
Speaker 2: And when I say at the moment, sorry, I meant
Speaker 2: eternally perpetually on an efficiency drive, so much so that
Speaker 2: Josh had to text the chief executive of this company
Speaker 2: to see if he could have a three hundred and
Speaker 2: ten do a flight.
Speaker 1: To the Gold Coast. I have some flight.
Speaker 2: And so Josh is getting to the airport at what time,
Speaker 2: which is why he's not on the show this morning,
Speaker 2: despite the fact that the flight doesn't leave until nine
Speaker 2: forty five am.
Speaker 7: He has texted me just now and said he'll be
Speaker 7: arriving at seven point thirty to capture some content half blessing.
Speaker 7: He might need to ask a few for people to
Speaker 7: take it on for him because he's got so many buttles.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, have you packed your own bags? I know
Speaker 1: there's a strange.
Speaker 2: Little fellow there who asked me to carry.
Speaker 1: This on ball. There's going to be someone waiting for me.
Speaker 2: But the Gold Coast they've never heard that one before.
Speaker 2: Have you checked inside of it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: What's in there? Apparently cabaner, But I have asked.
Speaker 7: Him to take a couple of photos videos.
Speaker 2: See that go viral today. Was looking for white hot
Speaker 2: content about departure gates. That's where you find your influences
Speaker 2: post all right, I thought of a thing he can
Speaker 2: do there you're at if you're at the airport this morning, right,
Speaker 2: and he's got an our and a half of finding content.
Speaker 2: Let's help him find the content. He's to go up
Speaker 2: to people and ask where are they going and what
Speaker 2: are they up to? Okay it those are two fair questions,
Speaker 2: aren't they.
Speaker 1: That's just I mean, I wouldn't answer it.
Speaker 2: Someone came up to me with a load of cabanas
Speaker 2: on their back, three campanas like Bandola's, you know, like
Speaker 2: some rebel, and ask me what.
Speaker 1: Am I up to and where am I going? I go?
Speaker 1: None of your business.
Speaker 6: Don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: But that's if Josh can do that.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Alex. You're doing great work.
Speaker 2: By the way, with all the pronunciations of the tennis players.
Speaker 2: I listened to the tennis bit of the sports news
Speaker 2: there and that was that was turned out of ten mate.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. So many, so many big words.
Speaker 2: Yous have practiced so many names from all over the world,
Speaker 2: and faultlessly and no stumbling.
Speaker 1: Elena Rebukina, where do you? Where do you go to
Speaker 1: know if it's right? You know?
Speaker 2: Sometimes we can go on to Google and so how
Speaker 2: do you pronounce something, is that?
Speaker 1: Where do you go? Is there a special Jo's little place?
Speaker 13: The AO has it some of the website, which is
Speaker 13: really handy, but you can just type in pronunciation in
Speaker 13: their name and you get this French guy who spells
Speaker 13: it out for you.
Speaker 1: He's got this beautiful voice. Actually this is Eleanor.
Speaker 2: Because the two ladies playing today were too. There was
Speaker 2: a rebelenko Ato and so many oh's.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Now are they already called that?
Speaker 2: Or if you don't what Ozzie's doing, they just chuck
Speaker 2: and o at the end, or they got legit and
Speaker 2: actually legit at the end.
Speaker 13: Well they do a really hard one is fiontic. Yes,
Speaker 13: that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: And as the fans call them, that's a good player too,
Speaker 1: all right. So the phonetic alphabet.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're on a phone call and someone will want
Speaker 2: to know like M four and you go, oh god,
Speaker 2: what is the end? And for mother mother Theresa? Is
Speaker 2: that Michael other Terresa, other Theresa, mother Mary come to
Speaker 2: me speaking words to wisdom. Yes, And so you only
Speaker 2: know a couple of them. Sometimes you just make one
Speaker 2: up and then they are going, that's not what that
Speaker 2: is in the phonetic alphabet. What about making our own
Speaker 2: Australian version of the phonetic alphabet? I think that'll be
Speaker 2: a lot more fun today, So call in what have
Speaker 2: you got for a letter? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 2: As an observer over the last eight years of you
Speaker 2: Australians s for me has to be shitby right.
Speaker 1: Nowhere else in the.
Speaker 2: World, my friends, does that phrasing exist? And sheby right?
Speaker 2: And sometimes you it's it's it's totally depending on the context.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you feel reassured, and then at times you look
Speaker 2: at the person who's saying it to you and.
Speaker 1: You go, we will not be okay.
Speaker 6: She will not be right.
Speaker 2: We won't when PROTESSI Kaidan often says it, and this
Speaker 2: show is not going.
Speaker 1: To be okay. Why are you giving team members days off?
Speaker 2: Witty niddy so s four shibby rights rio, What have
Speaker 2: you got for our Australian version of the phonetic alphabet?
Speaker 5: I'm going right down the bottom to why a classic
Speaker 5: Ossie saying yeah, Na.
Speaker 1: Those two are straight to Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is it nice?
Speaker 1: And it kind of makes sense. I'm not confused anymore.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you get it now?
Speaker 1: You know, you know, it's quite psycho oxymoron, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's work. It was what are we going to do
Speaker 1: for ze? By the way, zinger box?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I've got. Pencil that in at the moment. Yeah, Alex,
Speaker 2: what's it for you? I don't know where this name
Speaker 2: came from, but I just love it. It so as
Speaker 2: drowning a drunk. Yeah, it's a radio friendly term of
Speaker 2: abuse as well, is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a really bad one, but it is
Speaker 1: a pretty bad one.
Speaker 6: There are some good Aussie terms of abuse.
Speaker 1: I say flog flog. It's a great one.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that before, and the context was at
Speaker 2: my first ever footy game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you hear it a lot and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what's the flog? Bloody?
Speaker 2: That guy I reckon to be called a flog is
Speaker 2: worse than a drom.
Speaker 8: Go.
Speaker 2: Yes, why do tomorrow's show? We do the ladder of abuse,
Speaker 2: but let's not go for the big c.
Speaker 6: Let's not.
Speaker 1: That's what I said that we all know.
Speaker 2: We all know where were we the phonetic alphabet of
Speaker 2: Australia PASSI.
Speaker 1: What have you call?
Speaker 10: Well, I've said it to you a few times.
Speaker 1: On I said we're not going to I'm said, we're
Speaker 1: not going to use that one. Okay, come on ah for.
Speaker 4: Wrack off, Oh yeah yeah, these are mostly abused so far.
Speaker 2: Well of your language is.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast We.
Speaker 2: Need you out Today. We're trying to build a phonetic alphabet,
Speaker 2: the Australian version of the phonetic alphabet RIO is by
Speaker 2: the Chemist Warehouse Whiteboard.
Speaker 5: So far we've got D for Drongo, we've got alfa rackoff,
Speaker 5: S for She'll be right, why for year Na, and
Speaker 5: tentatively Z for zinger box.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Lots of people suggesting that, I mean Christian lesson is
Speaker 2: from Stephen Loftus offering to help us out in the cabanathon.
Speaker 2: I'm flying to Adelaide from Melbourne on the thirteenth, two
Speaker 2: weeks tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I then that is with.
Speaker 2: I could take Kubana. I'm not taking three, Christian. I'm
Speaker 2: driving from Melbourne to Adelaide leaving next week. I can
Speaker 2: do that leg Christian. What about S four a straya astraya,
Speaker 2: but we've got Shibby rights that is straya.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's almost more Strayan than straya.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: If you're texting the show, please put your name on
Speaker 2: somebody here. Maybe they want to anonymous P for palm bracket.
Speaker 2: Sorry not sorry, that's okay for flog bracket. Sorry not sorry.
Speaker 2: It's got to go up there, Peter Bottom has to
Speaker 2: go up there. The same person has also got Kafa knockoffs.
Speaker 6: Oh great, that's a great one.
Speaker 1: Yes, very good.
Speaker 2: Cameron Cook, Good morning Cameron A a kubra brilliant right at.
Speaker 1: The top there. B has to be b for Bogan.
Speaker 2: Yes, Christian, your show spokens more than any other show
Speaker 2: a strategy.
Speaker 1: I love them. I'm the David Ahmra. Tonight it's on
Speaker 1: Planet Bogan. Maybe there's a weekly future called Planet Bogan.
Speaker 2: See for Champ. It's a lot of the terms abuse
Speaker 2: here are ironic, aren't they.
Speaker 6: Champ is not champed, big fella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the same with legend.
Speaker 1: You can be a legend right all legend?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, it's all in the time italics.
Speaker 1: Also old mate, I love mate, old mate.
Speaker 2: It's one frazy favorite Australian phrases is old mate, old
Speaker 2: mate over there struggling with that cabana on the plane.
Speaker 1: Even if it's someone young. You can be an old mate.
Speaker 5: Yea over there, or they could be your mate even worse,
Speaker 5: oh your mate over there? Yeah yeah yeah, uh g
Speaker 5: goombag totally definitely does that exist anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2: F flaming gala f a.
Speaker 1: PHARMSI well, if you've got Farsi, you're gonna have barn zi.
Speaker 1: You can't have one with another. And then gronk. What's
Speaker 1: a gronk? Now?
Speaker 5: Gronk is an interesting one because I started saying that
Speaker 5: down in Melbourne when I moved here and.
Speaker 6: People didn't know what it was.
Speaker 5: I think it might be more of a Sydney term
Speaker 5: of abuse, slightly different to a flog. A flog is
Speaker 5: more serious. A flog maybe someone does a cheap shot
Speaker 5: in footy. A gronk would be a bit more passive,
Speaker 5: say someone at a concert with their shirt off.
Speaker 6: You get what a gronk? So it's a bit it's
Speaker 6: like one step down from a f.
Speaker 2: So more at all, yeah, tool, more of a tosser, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a gronk.
Speaker 6: That's a gronk.
Speaker 2: I think with some of these they probably aren't going
Speaker 2: to be sort of local versions as well. Aren't there
Speaker 2: that's a Jason listened to the show in New South Wales. Actually,
Speaker 2: now we thank you very much. Let's go to who
Speaker 2: we got here? Jenny, Welcome to show. Morning, Jenny.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: It always helps with you just put the call through
Speaker 2: actually produces a lot less in there. Hey, Jenny, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. Hi, Hello Jenny. What have you got
Speaker 2: for Australian version of the phonetic alphabet?
Speaker 1: Well, I second the O for all made? Yeah, old man.
Speaker 8: Who uses it every day?
Speaker 14: Yes, it's nearly every sentence.
Speaker 2: Your tradees use it as a kind of like form
Speaker 2: of punctuation, don't they.
Speaker 13: Answer?
Speaker 2: Great phrase? Love that, Jenny, Jenny, have a lovely day.
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Stuart. Good morning, Stuart, good morning. Get rid of a kubra.
Speaker 11: It's got to be a for.
Speaker 4: It could go for a or the oh we've got
Speaker 4: we've got?
Speaker 2: Because what makes it the most strategy? You think it's
Speaker 2: the oi oi oi or the aussy ossy ossy.
Speaker 6: I think it's the oi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I go okay, let's do that one. And
Speaker 1: here we got here. Shane, Good morning, Shane morning, how
Speaker 1: are we We're good? Welcome to the show. Thanks recording.
Speaker 2: All right, Shane, what have you want for Australian phonetic alphabet?
Speaker 3: Hih hey, how's a gollon?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh it's holden. It's a two way lock. It's
Speaker 2: a two way lock.
Speaker 1: That one.
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Speaker 2: Are professor with those new glasses of yours that are frameless?
Speaker 1: But the prop is back.
Speaker 7: Alrighty, you're looking under the seats of these rows, so
Speaker 7: ro r for rack off?
Speaker 10: Jeez the gen bag and h fair?
Speaker 7: How's a gallon?
Speaker 1: Love? This? This is great? All right? Who we got first?
Speaker 1: Of all? Playing is? Come on down, Fiona?
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Fife.
Speaker 12: How you going good?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 1: Jane?
Speaker 8: Listener here good?
Speaker 2: Oh listen, good luck? And what is your lucky seat
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 8: This morning, I'm going to take g a cheen please.
Speaker 1: Christian G eighteen did you say G eighteen? G for goon? Yes, Jane,
Speaker 1: a good bag.
Speaker 15: You have won five hundred dollars worth of Ubery's voltures.
Speaker 10: Yo, thank you, Christian, welcome, well.
Speaker 15: Done, enjoy five hundred dollars worth.
Speaker 2: Of free food delivered on a small moped. So much
Speaker 2: food that backpack they've got it's a little turtle.
Speaker 1: Killed the music, Christian?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, have we got here, Margaret, Maggie, come on
Speaker 2: down hello? Oh nothing for man call the hanging guys
Speaker 2: all right, Maggie may all right, what have you got
Speaker 2: for us?
Speaker 1: What's the winning seat for you?
Speaker 6: How's it going?
Speaker 9: Aged twenty two?
Speaker 15: You have won five hundred dollars worth of best restaurant
Speaker 15: voucher over four hundred and fifty restaurants across Australia.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Have dinner on us, Maggie, enjoy, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, So one prize is left. It is the
Speaker 2: big one. It's tickets to the men's finals. This is huge. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: oh win, I won tickets to the women's finals on Saturday.
Speaker 2: One amazing prizes, Alex. You haven't been lucky enough to
Speaker 2: go to the finals. I've never been to a men's
Speaker 2: final or a women's final. How sad's that must been?
Speaker 10: L pats No, never.
Speaker 1: Real, I bet you.
Speaker 5: I've been to a quarterfinal, but never to a final final.
Speaker 1: Wow. If only. But it is not for us.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, it is for our
Speaker 2: humble masters aka the listeners.
Speaker 1: Kim, Hi, Christian, Kim. Where about you calling it from mate,
Speaker 1: I'm from Claville, Sydney. All right, thank you very much
Speaker 1: for giving the show ago. First of all, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's just see if you can love it
Speaker 2: some more. Tickets to the Men's final this weekend. You're
Speaker 2: a tennis fan, can't stand it?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you bet perhausand Alliance where we are absolute
Speaker 8: tragedy to watch it.
Speaker 5: It's Christmas all over again every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant and have you ever been no? Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's an amazing experience, but nothing better than
Speaker 2: going to the actual Grandstand final this Sunday.
Speaker 1: Good luck? What could be your winning seat?
Speaker 16: I'm thinking are thirty?
Speaker 12: Wreck off?
Speaker 9: Thirty?
Speaker 2: They're enjoying us a bit too much, aren't they yelling
Speaker 2: wreck off at me?
Speaker 1: A look came under that seat. I flipped it up.
Speaker 15: It says Men's Finals tickets.
Speaker 1: We're putting you on a plane. We're flying you into Melbourne.
Speaker 1: We're sticking you in a hotel.
Speaker 8: I love you.
Speaker 2: It's a backpacker's hotel insint Kilda.
Speaker 1: The mean the drunken irishman sharing a dorm.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's no betther way to enjoy the
Speaker 2: Australian Open.
Speaker 1: You're off, You are off from the couch.
Speaker 2: You're there yea, Oh, I'm so pleased I have you
Speaker 2: and your husband are a fantastic weekend. So We're going
Speaker 2: to fly you into Melbourne, stick you up in a
Speaker 2: great hotel and and you're off Sunday to the men's finals.
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic.
Speaker 1: Give me a cool Monday. Let me know what it's like.
Speaker 2: Thank you, pleasure. I'm glad he went to somebody who
Speaker 2: really joints it as well.
Speaker 1: Cheers Kim, well done, Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 2: Last chance tickets tomorrow morning on the show with us.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Shout out to all the mums and dad who are
Speaker 2: hanging out running on vapors until the kids finally begin
Speaker 2: the new school year of the next couple of days
Speaker 2: and next week.
Speaker 1: Patsy, how's it going in your household?
Speaker 11: Well, something struck me for six yesterday. So we have
Speaker 11: just the one child, a daughter who is coming up fifteen.
Speaker 11: She's going into year nine. Still three or four years
Speaker 11: to go yet.
Speaker 2: But these are ye are the years. No, it really is.
Speaker 2: It gets real now. It's so intense for them. But
Speaker 2: it's like in Australia the education system, it's sort of
Speaker 2: at like a one speed and then suddenly from year
Speaker 2: nine upwards and ten eleven twelve, it's like it goes
Speaker 2: so much more intense.
Speaker 1: It's really hard for them.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And I think the thing for Chris and I,
Speaker 11: my husband and I is if your listeners, Melbourne listeners,
Speaker 11: you'll probably know our story, but the rest of the
Speaker 11: country wouldn't. In that we had a lot of trouble
Speaker 11: getting Audery. She was five years in the making and
Speaker 11: lots of you know, miscarriages and stuff. So she every
Speaker 11: child is special, but for us, we knew we were
Speaker 11: only going to have this one shot. So it's kind
Speaker 11: of like intensifies all those little things.
Speaker 10: And yesterday it was such.
Speaker 2: As okay to be honest and say, you're a tiger mum.
Speaker 2: We have two daughters. My wife is a tiger mum,
Speaker 2: and I wish I had a mum that was as
Speaker 2: tigers as that.
Speaker 1: Think you care so much.
Speaker 10: Oh look, she's just she's our oxygen.
Speaker 11: But yesterday we had Okay, that's maybe an unawfy way
Speaker 11: to see it.
Speaker 10: It's not I endore it.
Speaker 1: That's are lots of pott of the kid.
Speaker 2: Isn't it If you leave our suffocate exactly, you're the
Speaker 2: waving at the airlock, or as other people call it,
Speaker 2: the front door.
Speaker 11: We had to get new school s is yesterday and
Speaker 11: in our suburb we go to the same shoe shop.
Speaker 1: We know you where you go to the Ancho section
Speaker 1: of came Up.
Speaker 10: We go to our local shoees.
Speaker 11: Actually, they're a beautiful family business and we've been taking
Speaker 11: her there since she could walk, since she was a toddler.
Speaker 10: So they know it's it's that's so.
Speaker 1: Cool, so lovely, and tell me there's Patsy. They're still
Speaker 1: using that metallic.
Speaker 6: Thing, yes, the old slide.
Speaker 1: I also get so nervous as they're young and using
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 10: You think, oh god, I got to cut my foot
Speaker 10: off when you were little.
Speaker 6: At what are they doing with that?
Speaker 11: Anyway, we walked in, they said, oh, hi, Audrey. Anyway,
Speaker 11: the man that owns the shop just said something that
Speaker 11: really took me for six inches. I wasn't prepared for
Speaker 11: it. It was just an innocent comment. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 11: what year this year? And she goes year nine and
Speaker 11: he said, well, you know, this will be your last
Speaker 11: pair of school shoes.
Speaker 1: Unless you've had a procedure done where you're not letting
Speaker 1: her feet.
Speaker 2: Grow anymore, be at least another two or three pairs.
Speaker 1: No, Care's feet have only stopped growing in year night.
Speaker 10: Well, the last pair have lasted like four or five years.
Speaker 1: Because you made it.
Speaker 2: You've probably got toes peeking out the top of Them's.
Speaker 6: Not that bad.
Speaker 1: She will grow, she will.
Speaker 11: Girls don't boys do.
Speaker 1: Getting this information from girls. Don't stop growing.
Speaker 2: The two daughters they did not. There were no more
Speaker 2: shoes from year nine. There's loads more.
Speaker 11: She's already like a size eight going into ladies.
Speaker 5: Not even if they fit, the soul would wear down
Speaker 5: to we.
Speaker 2: Also not just that you have to whenever you buy
Speaker 2: the school shoes. It wasn't how quickly they grow out
Speaker 2: of them. It's the scuff factor. Order myself. Pick your fee,
Speaker 2: especially about being an empty nesss. I don't need to
Speaker 2: say that to anymore. But sometimes I see kids dragging
Speaker 2: their feet games. Dad and mom and dad are going
Speaker 2: to see that.
Speaker 1: Pick your feet up, I'll mate.
Speaker 11: But it's a little bit, and you'll you'll probably condemn
Speaker 11: me for this, but it's almost like when you're grieving
Speaker 11: for someone right and someone will say something.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'll be honest. These are the shittiest years.
Speaker 11: I just like fearing you twelve and then flying the coop,
Speaker 11: and yesterday it was like another nail oh no.
Speaker 1: Another her feet is something growing.
Speaker 11: It's like last, I'm ready for the last you've got.
Speaker 2: Just all you have is now. Just enjoy the ride now.
Speaker 2: And it's not like it ends when they leave.
Speaker 1: No, trust me.
Speaker 2: The computer game of being a parent just because actually
Speaker 2: I find more complicated, more complex, just as expensive.
Speaker 1: Probably never ends.
Speaker 2: So it's not like it ever ends, and nor should it.
Speaker 2: It's just a different And also, you got all this year,
Speaker 2: You've got another couple more.
Speaker 1: Years, and I don't wish it.
Speaker 11: I love packing your lunches, and I think mostly because
Speaker 11: I've never been there in the morning for it, because
Speaker 11: I've always been at work, best.
Speaker 2: Part of this job, worst time of the day. Those
Speaker 2: kids are horrendous. I've done it many ten times well
Speaker 2: at the school run because I've done breakfast ready for
Speaker 2: so long and I literally would just get home after
Speaker 2: just doing the drop off.
Speaker 1: And be like, I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 1: It's going to take me six hours to go back
Speaker 1: and get them. How how can people live like this? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 11: My husband does an amazing job and I'll probably get
Speaker 11: the better end of it.
Speaker 2: It's like being in the Special Forces in terms of
Speaker 2: just the insurgency.
Speaker 1: You have to deal with. Why are we getting in
Speaker 1: the car so early? Don't drop his hair? That's see
Speaker 1: you an orc and the elephant. Dad. I know he.
Speaker 11: Cops it every morning. He cops it every morning. He
Speaker 11: does a great job. So but I'm not ready for
Speaker 11: the last.
Speaker 2: How do you think he would have got on if
Speaker 2: you've been doing the school and all the years. How
Speaker 2: do you think he can speak?
Speaker 10: Shocking? Two women? No, absolutely shocking.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I wish they've been a flannel in my I'm
Speaker 2: outnumbered in my house right. My life's the better for it, Okay,
Speaker 2: But honestly, if there was a flying of all those
Speaker 2: three strong sisters, you got to my two daughters and
Speaker 2: my wife as well. Sometimes it scares me that energy.
Speaker 2: I just go and hide in my own house. Suddenly
Speaker 2: the argument was stopped and I just hed someone going,
Speaker 2: where is that?
Speaker 1: I got to come out from under this bed right now.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, I'm going through that war that you've been living
Speaker 2: through for all your parental life. My wife and three
Speaker 2: year old daughter already having that mum and daughter war.
Speaker 2: Do you know I was talking to my nineteen year
Speaker 2: old daughter Lois yesterday and she was sometimes they say
Speaker 2: stuff that's so wise, So she goes, do you know what,
Speaker 2: I think you're a better person because you've had daughters.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you mean that as a burn
Speaker 2: or that I was a monster before you guys came along.
Speaker 1: But yeah, thanks for saying that, she goes, I think
Speaker 1: it humbles you. I said, yeah, go for that. It's humble.
Speaker 1: Maybe too come constantly.
Speaker 2: If you mean on my knees sometimes begging for mercy,
Speaker 2: then yes, let's call that humbly. I think it might
Speaker 2: actually start a dad sort of survivors group this year
Speaker 2: called girl Dads.
Speaker 10: My husband would.
Speaker 2: Struggling us mainly just drinking beer and maybe at the
Speaker 2: end of men talking about it and the next day
Speaker 2: going I can't remember what he said, actually we had
Speaker 2: too many beers. I might seriously start doing that. If
Speaker 2: anyone is interested in joining my group for fellow girl dads.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest, greatest joy in my life. And I
Speaker 2: say someone it, I've been very lucky in my life.
Speaker 2: Is still a big adventure, but there's no great joy
Speaker 2: for me there being a girl dad. And it's been
Speaker 2: a dad anyway. It's the best thing in the world.
Speaker 2: All right, So small thing, big joy, small.
Speaker 1: Joy.
Speaker 2: Okay, On on Thursday we do small thing, big joy. There
Speaker 2: are no small things. They give you so much joy
Speaker 2: when you think about it.
Speaker 1: What's it for you?
Speaker 11: Patsy went out for lunch with a girlfriend yesterday. I
Speaker 11: just felt had a hankering for a Coca Cola falls drength.
Speaker 11: I thought, let's leave.
Speaker 2: It must be a full strength somewhere in the world
Speaker 2: right now to go with Walker. Yeah, yeah, full strength
Speaker 2: Bundy and full strength coat.
Speaker 11: And they served it in an old fashioned glass like
Speaker 11: glass bottle streak from the middle of bottle.
Speaker 10: I swear it tastes different.
Speaker 11: It tastes so much better does Growing up, we never
Speaker 11: had plastic, you know. Initially there was no soft ring
Speaker 11: in plastic bottles. It was all glass bottles and we'd
Speaker 11: recycle them for like five cents of bottle microplastics.
Speaker 1: It really wasn't Everything was glass. And it just.
Speaker 10: Comes colder and icier and tastier. I don't know what
Speaker 10: it is. It's like a different recipe.
Speaker 1: It stays cold too. Yes, yeah, you're right, Alex. What's
Speaker 1: it for you?
Speaker 13: You know, when you get water caught in your ear
Speaker 13: and you just can't get it out. After you've been
Speaker 13: for a swim and you're trying to do the head thing,
Speaker 13: and then finally, like at night when you lie down
Speaker 13: to go to sleep, it finally comes out happening.
Speaker 1: But the freedom you feel pour k hearing is back
Speaker 1: a release that's a different from from a blockage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as we tells Bonnie, now what's the small thing
Speaker 2: big joy for you?
Speaker 1: Behind?
Speaker 5: When you're at the supermarket you don't have a coin
Speaker 5: for the trolley, but then you spy a free range
Speaker 5: lone wolf trolley separated from them.
Speaker 1: That's very very very rare.
Speaker 6: It's like you've won the lottery. I don't have to
Speaker 6: rush back to the car. You grab it.
Speaker 1: Why they change them all up? Rio? How many are
Speaker 1: they losing a year? Right? You don't get me. Stay
Speaker 1: making billions and let us if we want a trolley.
Speaker 1: I want a trolley, deserve a trolley.
Speaker 10: I'll bring it back some dit. They're expensive those things.
Speaker 10: So it's a block of cheese really like a thousand
Speaker 10: dollars each.
Speaker 1: Yes, you just make stuff up.
Speaker 10: The love God.
Speaker 11: My husband used to be markets and they are very expensive. People,
Speaker 11: you know, make them into barbecues out my end of
Speaker 11: town and.
Speaker 2: Everything make a barbecue.
Speaker 1: You don't live in the Bronx of Australia.
Speaker 10: They use the wheels for something else. They pull them apart. Really,
Speaker 10: we're the fortune, That's why they do it.
Speaker 1: In the Great Depression on Road.
Speaker 2: Fury Road is actually a documentary about Pat's neighborhood, The
Speaker 2: Coldest out.
Speaker 3: There The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you'd like me to be calling you and paying
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Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, Nike.
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Speaker 1: Why haven't you got that one? Hey, Phil Night? Why
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Speaker 1: was right there staring in the face, Christian. A small thing,
Speaker 1: big joy for me.
Speaker 2: Freshly clean car with the tank full of petrol is
Speaker 2: a great feeling, Adrian. I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 2: I think when I fill the car up it's like
Speaker 2: I've given my car a three course dinner and it's
Speaker 2: rubbing its tummy, going thank.
Speaker 1: You, master, small thing bgjoy.
Speaker 2: When I put the gets on and then walk away,
Speaker 2: get distracted my housework stuff, then come back to the
Speaker 2: kitchen and my husband has made me a fresh cup
Speaker 2: of tea. A Christian, small thing, big joy. It just
Speaker 2: happened real time. Listening to the show. I finished parking
Speaker 2: right as the song finished. I never thought about that
Speaker 2: happok to Troy listening to the show right now in
Speaker 2: wa Small thing, big joy, no looping today on the
Speaker 2: iHeart They're loving days behind us now, Troy, Christian. Small thing,
Speaker 2: big joy for me is walking to the tram or
Speaker 2: bus or train at the perfect time where you literally
Speaker 2: arrive at the same time as the tram train bus
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: You're in sync.
Speaker 5: Yes you're moving and you don't have to do that
Speaker 5: embarrassing jog.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: There's no way Pats is right. I mean, what do
Speaker 2: you talk about. There's so much there is it's about
Speaker 2: the news, or oh it's about the shopping trolley. There's
Speaker 2: no way it's a thousand dollars for a shopping trolley.
Speaker 10: It's up there.
Speaker 11: Look there has found out they're eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: It's actually down there.
Speaker 10: Absolutely not.
Speaker 11: That might be one of the baskets. There's got to
Speaker 11: be someone listening. It's across Australia that's in supermarkets that
Speaker 11: can tell us how much trolley.
Speaker 6: The Internet said three hundred max eighty.
Speaker 2: So what are you, Pats and I age? You just
Speaker 2: said the Internet says that's what people like us say.
Speaker 2: Believe you're in your thirties and you're going listen, you're
Speaker 2: start age up, go down, young fellow Christian. If a
Speaker 2: trolley it's worth one thousand dollars, it doesn't make sense
Speaker 2: that a one dollar coin stops the theft. Okay, because
Speaker 2: you're still nine hundred and ninety nine dollars quits.
Speaker 3: In the Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 6: You've got bills you need to pay to.
Speaker 14: Make a Christian pay them every day in bee in
Speaker 14: utilities or your Hamsters bettinary fee.
Speaker 2: You've got bills, Okay, I'm paying your bills for the
Speaker 2: next couple of weeks. Head to the Gold website dot
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Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello, was that Ash? I'm calling to pay your emergency
Speaker 2: vet Bill, what is it?
Speaker 1: Cat dot parrots?
Speaker 8: It's my dog. Yes, we had a bit of an
Speaker 8: emergency situation.
Speaker 1: It's a dog. Okay, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 8: Okay, It's okay. Now we're all a little bit startled.
Speaker 8: So what happened was, I've got rat traps up on the.
Speaker 1: Fence, and you've got rats on the fence. Is a
Speaker 1: big story.
Speaker 2: The rats are now on the fence, on the fence.
Speaker 2: Once they get on the fence, they're at your height.
Speaker 1: They then go for your heads running. That's right now.
Speaker 1: So did the rats attack the dog.
Speaker 8: So well, the dog was trying to free the rat.
Speaker 1: Oh, bless him. A kind dog, kind dog like that.
Speaker 1: What kind of breede?
Speaker 8: No, he's actually a fox terrier cross Pomeranium. So we
Speaker 8: call him the foxy Palm.
Speaker 1: Ye, I like it.
Speaker 8: That's where I get I thought so. So, yes, he
Speaker 8: he jumped up to the rat traps are the clamps,
Speaker 8: and so he jumped up and there was a lot
Speaker 8: of squealing going on from the rat and barking going on,
Speaker 8: and I'm screened the dog. Yes, everyone, everyone, Everyone was barking, yeah,
Speaker 8: everyone everyone, yep. And then my dog pulled it down
Speaker 8: off the fence and pushed the clamp to free the round.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but then the dog took his place.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, and the rat scratched my dog's eye in
Speaker 8: gratitude is yes, yes, so yeah, my dog immediately regretted
Speaker 8: being kind in that moment. And then yeah, it was
Speaker 8: an emergency vet visit and he had to have some
Speaker 8: fluid and his eye flushed. And yes, very expensive.
Speaker 1: How much is the VAT bill.
Speaker 8: Exercise four hundred and ninety six dollars?
Speaker 1: Well, would it hurt the rats to maybe chip in
Speaker 1: for this?
Speaker 2: Get up there on that ladder now you're five to
Speaker 2: two and have a word and on the top of that ladder,
Speaker 2: and so this goes, this.
Speaker 1: Isn't on chip in or something.
Speaker 8: I'll give him some free food.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, so it's how much is the vet bill for
Speaker 2: the rat? Four four ninety six. Let's round that up
Speaker 2: to eight hundred.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you've been to a lot.
Speaker 8: I appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a dog owner and when they get hurt,
Speaker 2: it really does.
Speaker 1: It unsettles you. You get so wide about it and
Speaker 1: mean so much.
Speaker 8: Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: What is the name of this rat loving dog? His
Speaker 1: name is Vincent.
Speaker 2: In my mind has now gone eye patch and he's
Speaker 2: like he's becomes sworn enemies of the rat communities living
Speaker 2: on top of this fence.
Speaker 8: Yes, he's been hunting the fence line ever see.
Speaker 1: For we wants Rats. That's on me.
Speaker 2: Well, what a great story of Vincent the loving dog.
Speaker 2: Let me pay your bill. Head to the gold website
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Speaker 3: In pain, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Christ And I want to say that I was so
Speaker 2: pissed off when I heard you were coming and replacing
Speaker 2: Jones Amanda in Sydney. You're welcome Sydney. I wasn't even
Speaker 2: going to give you a go, but I have and
Speaker 2: now I love your show. And that's some journey we've
Speaker 2: been on and just a couple of shows from eight
Speaker 2: to New fan and but I get it, and thank
Speaker 2: you very much for being part of the show. Over
Speaker 2: the next couple of months, we are going to be
Speaker 2: doing I don't want to clap my hands. I a
Speaker 2: teacher on the first day of time. Hey kids, please
Speaker 2: call me Chris. But for the next couple of months,
Speaker 2: we are going to be taking the show on the road.
Speaker 2: We plan to come to every city that we're live
Speaker 2: in and meet up there as well. I will be
Speaker 2: giving dates next week. I am coming to Sydney in
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks time and I will be doing
Speaker 2: some meetups there. The other thing I really want to
Speaker 2: do as well. Obviously, for the last week and a
Speaker 2: half we've been doing big stuff every day with the
Speaker 2: Australian Open, and we've been doing stuff for them for
Speaker 2: the last couple of years. Grand Prix is here next month.
Speaker 2: It is huge. It's going to be the biggest one ever.
Speaker 2: And I think, just hearing how much people love shopping trolleys,
Speaker 2: we really have to do a shopping trolley Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, actual supermarket trolleys. They're all wonky. You ever
Speaker 2: got one that goes straight? They don't make them like that,
Speaker 2: so you're all gonna be wonky, and it's whoever's on
Speaker 2: the podium finished, who's the wonky winner. They should actually
Speaker 2: do the entire lap of a park, would that even say?
Speaker 1: With those wonky Grand Prixs?
Speaker 2: And if you get it off the track instant of qualification, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've got to keep it on there as well. So
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're like the Grand Prix about
Speaker 2: letting people just have access to the court, really chilling,
Speaker 2: chilled up for grabs, something that's something like that, and imagine.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's tell you about the Cabanathon. Last
Speaker 2: Friday on the show, we were giving away Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 2: show branded beach cabanners.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the demand of this was huge.
Speaker 2: We had so many people calling in all weeken of
Speaker 2: the long weekend, as well tons of emails, and I'm
Speaker 2: still getting them. People begging for these cabaners. So I thought,
Speaker 2: is there anything else we can do on these cambanners?
Speaker 2: Maybe as we're into the second week of this new
Speaker 2: national radio show, this to me is the kind of
Speaker 2: test of the strength of the team that we have
Speaker 2: now around this big country. So Josh, who works on
Speaker 2: the show, who's a lovely guy. In about two hours
Speaker 2: he's flying to the Gold Coast. The dream is to
Speaker 2: with your general City and Kindness deal listeners that you
Speaker 2: move a cabaner. He's sort of seen do you still
Speaker 2: love me? And new fan out you move to Jones
Speaker 2: your man to do this, You move a cabana from
Speaker 2: There's no there's no reward in this, oh, I said,
Speaker 2: and the honor I've taken by in the cabanathon. You
Speaker 2: move the Cabaner from the Gold Coast down to Sydney,
Speaker 2: to Sydney, to Melbourne, to Melbourne to Adelaide, Adelaide to Perth.
Speaker 1: It's one giant, trustful.
Speaker 12: And now we'll move five thousand days too fat shape
Speaker 12: from door to door and move mis cabana cross state and.
Speaker 1: Even gross than null. That's the plan, that's the mission.
Speaker 2: Can you help us out, Jazz can She's gonna be
Speaker 2: waiting today at the Gold Coast to receive the cabana.
Speaker 2: Then if it all goes to plan, kayden is it listener?
Speaker 2: Rowena who is picking it up from Jazz tomorrow Gold
Speaker 2: Coast and driving their towns to Sydney.
Speaker 7: Rowena has changed plans. Oh, she's leaving today because she
Speaker 7: wants to get ahead and make sure that it makes
Speaker 7: it to Sydney.
Speaker 1: You're kidding. She's doing that for us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's doing that for us.
Speaker 7: So she's going to day early.
Speaker 2: Generally touched by that to change your plans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So she and Jazz are going to meet at
Speaker 7: a location called Hot Tomato, which is a sister radio.
Speaker 2: Station to us at that radio station. Someone who used
Speaker 2: to work here runs it. It's a massive radio station.
Speaker 2: Hot Tomato have always said, there's job for me. If
Speaker 2: I'm ready to retire to go and work up there,
Speaker 2: I'd always have that in my back pocket. It's a
Speaker 2: national gig. Does it work out, don't worry about me.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to the Hot Tomato.
Speaker 5: If the Cavada doesn't make it to Birth Christians on
Speaker 5: the Big Tea.
Speaker 7: So they're going to meet there at about one pm
Speaker 7: this afternoon, and then she's going to drive it from
Speaker 7: there to Sydney.
Speaker 1: You must how wan the drive is that.
Speaker 7: It's about nine hours I think. And also she's going
Speaker 7: to stop at the Big Banana and the Big Pineapple
Speaker 7: take a photo with it.
Speaker 1: Of course, this is brilliant.
Speaker 2: And then next week we then need to work out
Speaker 2: who gets it from Sydney.
Speaker 7: Yes, we need someone from Sydney to Melbourne. And you
Speaker 7: can stop along the way like it could be.
Speaker 10: In the middle right of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have to.
Speaker 2: Do the full treat.
Speaker 7: We just need to move it slowly closely to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Every k is a k now, So Josh is at
Speaker 2: the airport right now and he's leaving in about an
Speaker 2: hour's time, and for some reason, and producer Keatin just
Speaker 2: told him not to come in today and just get
Speaker 2: the airport half seven to record content. And I was really, sortainly,
Speaker 2: what content you're going to find a domestic terminal of
Speaker 2: an airport. People tiet hanging around at mackets, smashing nuggets,
Speaker 2: and there's some mumbly from a radio saying.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I said to me, listen, why are they just going
Speaker 2: to people? What are they up to? And where are
Speaker 2: they going? Guess what? Josh is such a likable guy.
Speaker 2: He's such a nice guy. People have been talking to him.
Speaker 6: What's your name?
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm Belinda.
Speaker 6: Do you listen to the Christian Colasure?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 16: I found listening to it this morning and I heard
Speaker 16: a lovely lady who in the tennis final tickets.
Speaker 10: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1: Do you like Cabana's I do.
Speaker 16: I've got a pink and white striped one.
Speaker 6: Would you use a Christian o'clin Cabana?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And where are you going?
Speaker 16: I'm going to the Gold Coast. We just bought an
Speaker 16: apartment up there. We're going to stay in our new apartment.
Speaker 16: So very exciting. Oh, go and get our boys from Brizzy.
Speaker 16: They've been in South America.
Speaker 2: Notice what way come first? Boy, he's been traveling to
Speaker 2: a foreign country. But the new apartment Mumbland is really
Speaker 2: excited about. And Josh also found a talk about.
Speaker 1: Listener, where are you going?
Speaker 5: We're going off to Marutador and what's happening there.
Speaker 16: We'll pick up our car and driving down to Hastings
Speaker 16: Point on New South Wales.
Speaker 6: Do you listen to the Christianer Collins show?
Speaker 1: Guess what she said?
Speaker 3: No, don't, No, we're from Bunderberg.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 12: Do you have any transistor radio or any other radio
Speaker 12: out that way?
Speaker 10: Yes there is, but let's ABC we listened to.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's all right, rivals. Would a caban attempt you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Once a month we just send Josh to an airport
Speaker 2: around Australia and he just chats to people there.
Speaker 6: You can't even buy all this.
Speaker 1: Josh is there right now? Goosh, well done and getting those.
Speaker 11: No worries, guys.
Speaker 8: We have got the cavana through security.
Speaker 1: It's official.
Speaker 2: Well now I hear you've taken it out of the
Speaker 2: box so it could spring open at any moment. Dropping
Speaker 2: out of one of the overhead lockers and just open up.
Speaker 1: It's like ghost definitely.
Speaker 9: I mean it's such a beautiful electric yellow.
Speaker 8: I just want people to see it, right, like, everyone's
Speaker 8: going to see this color?
Speaker 2: And what are you doing until the next hour before
Speaker 2: you have to board? What e's the content on you
Speaker 2: there to get?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely well.
Speaker 8: I think it's a good way to be on the
Speaker 8: campaign trail of win listeners one by one, so.
Speaker 1: One in an hour, this is right. I won't be
Speaker 1: on air after Easter.
Speaker 6: Contenders who likes the Christian coliser?
Speaker 12: Have they heard it?
Speaker 14: They they?
Speaker 8: What do they feel about cabanas?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, carry on your good work and have a
Speaker 2: safe light Josh as well.
Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, take care mate.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show, Vodka.
Speaker 2: Christian on tomorrow show, can you get Alex to read
Speaker 2: out tennis players' names foreign tennis players names as quickly
Speaker 2: as he can? I thought he was slowing down? Then
Speaker 2: can you blame him?
Speaker 1: It's a lot, all right, let's try it tomorrow, challenge
Speaker 1: accept it? All right?
Speaker 2: We see what's you gonna do for a peeb right now?
Speaker 2: On The Christian O'Connell Show on Gold blimey, we are late,
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for joining us.
Speaker 2: Part two of our Australian version of the Phonetic Alphabet
Speaker 2: on tomorrow. Show will also have the last ticket to
Speaker 2: go to the finals this weekend of the Australian Open
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