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Speaker 1: Christian o'connald show podcast. So I am a dad of

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Speaker 1: two teenage daughters and sometimes it's a very stressful life.

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Speaker 1: So Saturday evening, all right, I uh, I was getting

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Speaker 1: now all the food ready and we're gonna I was

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Speaker 1: gonna make tacos and we're gonna eat outside. And I

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Speaker 1: lit the fire pit and I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 1: got everything ready, everything's prepped. I've just got a rare

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes just to myself here. Everyone's in the house.

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Speaker 1: So when outside, I was sat in front of a firepit.

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Speaker 1: I had an ice cold beer and I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's an ex hell. He just sat there,

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Speaker 1: got that one beer, first beer of the Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is great, got rare moment

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Speaker 1: of calm. Then suddenly the door comes flying open. There's giggling,

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Speaker 1: there's laughter. There's my six year old daughter in her

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Speaker 1: bikini with her boyfriend is in his swimming trunks. They

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Speaker 1: splashed into the pool. It's just behind me, but only

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Speaker 1: three meters. Then they start playing music. They start play

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Speaker 1: this song and they're making out to it. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to enjoy a peaceful beer. I'm getting very tense.

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Speaker 1: They start playing this, I want to keep their imputation.

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Speaker 1: Are they trying to you know, there's been meditation, guid

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Speaker 1: imitations for Dad, for turn to the bread. This is

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Speaker 1: being cranked out. I can't help but look round and

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Speaker 1: all smile over. They're smooching. Dare I say, canoodling in

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Speaker 1: the pool. I'm here being the audacity of this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not scared of Dad is crazy. You know what, I've

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Speaker 1: made a very big mistake with this boyfriend. I've been

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Speaker 1: too friendly, too keen to make him laugh. Those days

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Speaker 1: are over, Sonny. Just make it out in the pool.

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Speaker 1: At one point it gets really bad, I have to

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Speaker 1: go in. My wife goes, you're okay. I went, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna take a knee for a bit. She's on

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Speaker 1: his shoulders like she used to be on my shoulder

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Speaker 1: as well. She was years young, ager and put up

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Speaker 1: with this while they're God, you know how long I

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Speaker 1: was out there before all got shouted and ruined. Three

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Speaker 1: point seven minutes of calm and zend moment. That's all

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Speaker 1: I had. Three points seven minutes before the makeout session

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Speaker 1: in the pool. You ruined my barbecue. I demand you

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Speaker 1: apologize that decade cal a Briner note the Christian O'Connell show,

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Speaker 1: Thank you,