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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You're about to hear our podcast, but you know you

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Speaker 2: can get it on the iHeartRadio app carry on.

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Speaker 3: One o one point us f M.

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Speaker 4: Good morning star Shine.

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Speaker 2: Right now, by the miracle of recording, We're going to

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Speaker 2: go to a recent Sunday morning service in the which

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Speaker 2: two precious little girls.

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Speaker 5: Work sing in a dungeon somewhere in Sydney.

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Speaker 4: Miss Keller Amanda Amanda.

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Speaker 6: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot Sorr whograp.

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Speaker 3: He's pulling off, he says to me Jones personal friends,

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Speaker 3: he means a lot to Let's start wearing lipsticks. Congratulations,

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Speaker 3: we're in the radio right now.

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Speaker 4: Jonsie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 7: I'm run the legendary pirate Jersey and Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 8: Jos and Amanda.

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Speaker 5: Those are names that you would never forget. I know,

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Speaker 5: you think when I'm dying escaladed quickly.

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Speaker 6: No apology could ever compensate Amanda for what happened.

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Speaker 1: That night, for anyone but your Selfie, giant tube, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: what have.

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Speaker 9: You done a really good poo.

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Speaker 3: Where mash Can you indicate your want will be in

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Speaker 3: this job? I am a self sourcing fudd Shoot timy holes.

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Speaker 3: We're on there where? Hello the Amanda.

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Speaker 2: How are you to know that's a nice dress you're wearing.

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Speaker 3: Thank you? My eyes saw the smoke has listened to

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Speaker 3: my voice. The smell outside, the visibility, the equality is ridly.

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Speaker 10: It was gone yesterday and now it's back. Let's have

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Speaker 10: a look at my RFS app. You haven't got the

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Speaker 10: RFS app down and loaded on the at the app store.

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Speaker 3: So we're in McCrory Park.

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Speaker 10: I'm just looking at this little white trianglar thing in

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Speaker 10: Delaware Road, Horseley Park. There's an out of control vehicle

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Speaker 10: equipment fire according.

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Speaker 2: To this.

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Speaker 3: But that's and then it says not applicable. I don't

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Speaker 3: know what that means.

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Speaker 10: And now O Cay said there's another one at Riches

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Speaker 10: Avenue in Woodford.

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Speaker 3: There's a fire there and they've got that under control.

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Speaker 3: What about these dreadful distressing images of koalas I know?

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Speaker 3: And what about this? All of Australia's mainland states and

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Speaker 3: the Northern Territory had areas that rich more than forty

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Speaker 3: degrees on Wednesday and we're halfway through November, scaring my perry.

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Speaker 3: This is the new normal. Is the fear, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: And for many people in its parts of South Australia,

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Speaker 3: they were warned it's too late to leave their home

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Speaker 3: serious fires. Just you know, we're not even in a

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Speaker 3: traditional hot times fire season.

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Speaker 2: Because it was kind of cool yesterday, wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was out in the water. It's nice and I thought, oh, well,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be okay.

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Speaker 3: And then today, yeah, it's okay. We'll get you through it.

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Speaker 3: We'll get you.

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Speaker 2: You're going to get you some something like a mask

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Speaker 2: or something. Did you see those little students wear in

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Speaker 2: Hong Kong with their protests?

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Speaker 3: But if you have breathing issues, be were you've got

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Speaker 3: a bad outside today? Yeah? What else? But you're okay? Okay,

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Speaker 3: thank you, I mean our dear. I complaint. No, my

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Speaker 3: house isn't on fire. I'm not a koala. I'm not

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Speaker 3: at risk of losing my home. It's terrifying time.

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Speaker 2: My only complaint is I ate too much last night.

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Speaker 3: Oh you went out for your son's birth.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, we went out for Mexican food. And my mistake

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Speaker 10: with Mexican food. You always think, oh, that doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Look like much, and then one burrito is not a lot.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, one, you look at a burrito you think that's

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Speaker 10: Excuse me, don't insult me.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to need two of those.

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Speaker 2: And the guy said you're not gonna eat two, and

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Speaker 2: I said I'll need too.

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Speaker 3: And did you eat two.

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Speaker 2: Through the first one?

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Speaker 10: I thought, Oh, man, I felt like I was on

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Speaker 10: man versus food because it's full of meat and beans.

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Speaker 3: I understand the nature. I'm a burrito. How'd you lucky

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Speaker 3: you're with me today? In this small space? He's me

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Speaker 3: saying I'm safe. I'm fine. I don't think so.

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Speaker 10: I've got these mid strength coronas now, and they're great

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Speaker 10: because they don't taste no different to a.

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Speaker 3: Normal corona, watery and terrible. So it was good times.

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Speaker 2: Bring bread. Tis so hapen to be the designated driver,

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Speaker 2: which isn't too bad. So good for you as well,

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Speaker 2: because I'm not in this morning breathing all over the eight.

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Speaker 3: Hi though the detail of the beans, I could have

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Speaker 3: done with that, you know, if it's yeah, it'll be okay.

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Speaker 3: Should we get on with the magnificent seven?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 10: And we seven questions? Can you go all the way

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Speaker 10: and answer all seven questions correctly.

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Speaker 3: Question one, according to the song which reptile? Should you

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Speaker 3: Never smile?

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Speaker 10: Thirteen WSFM is our number of callers, and play it's

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Speaker 10: six past six ws well on one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 10: Hello there, it's jonesy amount of smoke, Hay, it's becoming windy.

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Speaker 10: Twenty eight degrees in the citney, thirty eight in our west.

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Speaker 10: It's going to be a hot one right now. It's

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Speaker 10: seventeen degrees. It's nine past six. We have the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 2: We all know how the Magnificent seven works, don't we, Well.

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Speaker 3: Seven questions. You get the big prize if you make

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Speaker 3: it all the way through to question seven. But you've

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Speaker 3: got to be in it to win it. And we're

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Speaker 3: starting with Stephanie in Riverview. Good morning, Hello, good morning,

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Speaker 3: good morning. According to the song Stephanie, which crocodile should

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Speaker 3: you never smile?

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Speaker 11: You should never smile at a crocodile?

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Speaker 3: Correct?

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Speaker 2: Let's play what's that line? Shall we.

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Speaker 3: So abrasive?

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Speaker 10: I could have been a professional singer, but I chose

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Speaker 10: to do this instead.

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Speaker 3: You chose not to have a voice sing.

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Speaker 2: The next line of this song? Okay, okay, I've had

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Speaker 2: the time of my life and I never felt this

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Speaker 2: way before. Yes, I swear it's the truth.

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Speaker 3: What comes next?

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Speaker 9: And I owe it all to you?

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Speaker 3: Nice work? Can I just see you?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 3: Can I just say?

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Speaker 2: That's lyrical, assassin? So what's going on? We play the

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Speaker 2: actual song? We play the song.

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Speaker 3: In lyrical as according to can I now according to

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Speaker 3: your rules? According to can I speak? According to your rules?

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Speaker 3: Lyrical assassin? Is, here's a lot line? What's that from?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You do the lyrical?

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Speaker 3: This is finished the line?

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Speaker 2: But you get the okay you get, yes you do.

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Speaker 2: The girls are nodding. Do you actually have the audio?

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Speaker 10: So you play the song and then you stop the song,

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Speaker 10: and then you say, keep singing the song?

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Speaker 3: Are we all on the same page?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not wrong. You guys are fools. It's simple as.

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Speaker 2: So you play the song.

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Speaker 3: I hate it when you think you're the boss. I'm

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Speaker 3: not the boss. I'm just trying to be here. What's

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Speaker 3: that line? Is sing the next line of this song?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: You play? You actually play the song? It's in there?

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Speaker 3: Is the song in that? Okay? Sorry, well it wasn't

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Speaker 3: in there. Have you had a rant for no reason?

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Speaker 10: You know because I went and made that coffee for you,

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Speaker 10: so I didn't see them. And then you jump in,

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Speaker 10: Stephanie and sing the next bit.

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Speaker 3: We can we move on to question three. Stephanie's one

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Speaker 3: just say we're all on the same Let me take

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Speaker 3: over and have a voice of sanity. Who is the

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Speaker 3: host of The Chase Australia.

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Speaker 12: The Chase Australia.

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Speaker 3: My mum loves it? Who hosts this? He has clarity

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Speaker 3: with his questions, he has clarity with the way he

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Speaker 3: carries himself. He's an interesting guy and I can see

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Speaker 3: while your mother likes him more than you. Brendan, Oh,

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Speaker 3: that's not nice. Who's the host of the Chase.

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Speaker 4: With it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 10: Sorry, no, no, And there we have it. Question number

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Speaker 10: three of the Magnificent seven. Who is the host of

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Speaker 10: the Chase Australia. Clue he's coming in on the show today.

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Speaker 10: It's twelve past six, one of one point sever a WSFM. HEWO,

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Speaker 10: there it's Jonesy No, madam. We goot an email the

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Speaker 10: other day from a lady. She said, I can't listen

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Speaker 10: to you guys anymore. I live in Tasmania and I said, hey,

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Speaker 10: you can listen to us twenty four to seven on

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Speaker 10: the free iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 3: We're always there reassuring.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it well?

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Speaker 3: And you no longer have any excuse to not listen

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Speaker 3: to us anymore.

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Speaker 2: Smoke case about becoming Wendy. Twenty eight degrees in the

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Speaker 2: city thirty eight now west right now it's seventeen degrees

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Speaker 2: is twenty past six. We're into the magnums seven and

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Speaker 2: we're at question number three.

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Speaker 3: Sarah's in schofields Hi, Sarah, Hello, who is the host

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Speaker 3: of The Chase Australia.

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Speaker 9: Andrew Keith?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is the beef, That's what I like to

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Speaker 2: call it. Is joining us on the show today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you said before he's a clue. He's on our

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Speaker 3: show today. But if you didn't know that, it's not,

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Speaker 3: it's not a clue, Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that?

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't see exactly.

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Speaker 10: Question number four, name the only city in the world

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Speaker 10: which can have aircraft land in at CBD?

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Speaker 2: Is it a dogy R? P Perth, B Perth, I

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Speaker 2: mean p Perth and ce Mumbai?

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Speaker 8: Is it mumbo?

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Speaker 3: No, Sarah, I thought Sydney had get a genzy. Isn't

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Speaker 3: the the CBD like CBD?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: In the CBD. Glenn's in Campbelltown, Hulla, Glenny. Do you

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Speaker 3: get called Glenn Campbell?

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Speaker 2: For sure?

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Speaker 5: Not really?

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Speaker 3: No, well, fair enough to because.

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Speaker 2: He is great.

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Speaker 3: I now name the only city in the world where

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Speaker 3: you can have aircraft land in as CBD. Is it Tokyo,

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Speaker 3: Perth or Mumbai.

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Speaker 5: I want to go Tokyo.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to go and tell you that it's not

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Speaker 3: Anthony's in more Bank, Anthony.

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Speaker 8: It's got to be Perth has.

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Speaker 3: To be information. While not an official airfield, Langley Park

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Speaker 3: makes Perth a place where fixed wing aircrafts can land

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Speaker 3: in proximity to the CBD. So it's not an official

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Speaker 3: airfield Langley. That's not named after Lang Hancock. I think

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Speaker 3: it is. Yeah, it is. Everything was named after Lang.

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Speaker 2: You mind the whole place?

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Speaker 3: Question number five? How many minutes are there in eighteen

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Speaker 3: hundred seconds? Jesus, that's hard.

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Speaker 2: So it's less than sixty and it's more than fifteen.

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Speaker 8: Forty five?

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't know, would you, Brandon? No question? The question.

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Speaker 2: Trevor's in Edmondston Park.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is. How did you do that? Can you

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Speaker 13: I worked it out my head now, Lie, I used calculator.

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Speaker 10: Have you got your calculator there, Trevor. How many children

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Speaker 3: And then I think the Queen stepped in and said

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go to Chelsea.

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Speaker 3: Well, Sam Kurr does.

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Speaker 10: Congratulations you've won the jam packed trev one hundred dollars

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Speaker 10: to spend the Baby Vista World Famous Desserts and Bay

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Speaker 3: Trevor, Good on you, Trevor.

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Speaker 2: Who's from Trevor. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: He's known for that.

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Speaker 10: Magnificent seven back again at the same time tomorrow twenty

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Speaker 3: This legendary radio duo had a crack at a few

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm going to pick through the Jolmanac out big

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Speaker 3: musical facts on this day. In two thousand and seven,

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Speaker 3: the Red Hot Chili Peppers filed a lawsuit against Showtime

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Speaker 3: It's the name of the single. But the secretary in

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Speaker 3: the show for Californication was had that name. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: It's twenty two to seven W seven seven WSF there

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Speaker 10: Hay's becoming windy. Twenty eight degrees in the city, thirty

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Speaker 10: nineteen to seven. It's going to happen. What plus two

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Speaker 10: water restrictions are coming our way?

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Speaker 3: What would class two be? Men, you've got to wash

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Speaker 3: I think we're now you're going to feel your pool.

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Speaker 3: You can only do it at fifteen minute intervals. No, nowhere,

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Speaker 2: It's happening. These will be the toughest water restrictions we've

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Speaker 3: It's funny because it was so severe all those years ago.

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Speaker 3: Well, why don't you wash it with a bucketf it

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Speaker 3: matters to you? You know what that means?

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Speaker 2: What have to break out the daisy dukes?

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Speaker 3: You know my house washing shorts? Never mind, when you

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Speaker 10: But it's a good thing too, because I've managed to

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Speaker 3: Its new tank.

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Speaker 2: Story and forget your alternative universe. I'm going to forget that.

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Speaker 3: You know what this is.

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Speaker 2: It's heaven and purgatory because the fish you're going from

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Speaker 3: Back up the truck for a second. In case you've

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Speaker 3: It's a pond. You didn't even know it was there

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Speaker 3: It's not anyway. They're a fish in it, like a

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Speaker 2: They're not a foot long, about thirty cents.

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Speaker 3: So you because the fishlink has sprung a leak. Am

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Speaker 3: I right, You've got to put them somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: They needed another place to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got a fish tank, yep, and you're

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Speaker 9: I did.

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Speaker 10: I just speculated that. But forget that Scotch. That's it's

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Speaker 10: heaven and purgatory and hell is So who's in were?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: My wife, No, not your wife.

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Speaker 4: Which fish are in?

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Speaker 2: Wee?

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Speaker 3: She's not in Evan, that's for sure.

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Speaker 10: So the fish managed to get all the big fish out.

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Speaker 10: But in that fish they've got their own culture. Those

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Speaker 3: It's an ecosystem. The first person to learn about an ecosystem,

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Speaker 3: let me tell.

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Speaker 2: You about what I've learned about ecosystem, so I don't

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Speaker 10: So I've become some climate change god. So I'm trying

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Speaker 10: I said to my wife, I said, I don't want

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Speaker 10: one fish to be left Behindhind Johnny, Timmy, I've got

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Speaker 2: There's two hundred.

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Speaker 3: Fish in there, so she's a guy. I didn't know

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Speaker 3: they were there until it was recently. It's interesting.

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Speaker 2: She's just got the fish net one waving that through

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Speaker 2: make sure that you're not chucking little fish.

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Speaker 3: And she's just emptying it into the garden.

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Speaker 2: A little ned and I said, are you check it

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, And there's little fish in the garden. I said,

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about them. She's killed jeff from Scubay exec

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Speaker 3: because you know where's Jeffy has to come out for

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Speaker 2: He's Jeffrey's mom upset.

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Speaker 3: So I'm scooping the fish up and putting it into

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Speaker 2: I said, you're at the Robert mcgarby of the fish world.

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Speaker 3: She says, Oh, they're just little fish.

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Speaker 2: Who cares.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: What's it got to do with purgatory. Well, that's hell.

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Speaker 2: The fish need water, so purgatory is in the new tank.

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Speaker 2: And then depending on who's good, I guess, gets.

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Speaker 3: Back into the you're playing God. I forget Robert mcgarby,

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Speaker 3: you're playing God. Any Daisy dukes hell head sixty to seven.

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Speaker 2: We have ten thousand dollars coming up with headjam and

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Speaker 3: I think today will be the day. And we just

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Speaker 3: are Brendan I am. There's an extraordinary theory about Greta Tunberg.

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Speaker 3: We'll get to it now. On one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 10: Hello there, it's Jonesy demand of smokecase becoming windy, twenty

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Speaker 2: It is seven to seven.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's my Greta Tunberg news. Now, Greta Tunberg is

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Speaker 3: this sixteen year old Swedish girl who Swedish salvanized the

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Speaker 3: anti Greta, but she's stood up to everybody. She's amazing.

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Speaker 2: She's very brave as well. She refused that money they

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Speaker 2: wanted to give us some Noble Peace prize, fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: She said, well, you know, I don't want that money.

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Speaker 2: She got on a ship with a family to sail back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because she doesn't. So she stands. She stands by

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Speaker 3: What do you make of that?

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Speaker 2: That's Greta Funberg Tunberg Tunberg at Old Sydney Town.

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Speaker 3: And why wouldn't she want to do that? She should say,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I will take that money from the

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Speaker 3: Nobel Prize and I'll reopen Old Sidney Town.

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Speaker 2: It'd be great. Then Mike Whitney'd have a story to

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Speaker 2: cover Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's happy. I have a played a spaghetti at the

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Speaker 3: Old Sydney Town. The photo I've just shown one Brendan Jones,

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Speaker 3: is a photo of what looks like Greta Thurnberg one

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Speaker 3: hundred and twenty years ago in a gold mine. Right,

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Speaker 3: so this is the interesting thing. This is a This

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Speaker 3: and white icvial photo three children working in a gold

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Speaker 3: mine in northwest Canada. This photo has convinced conspiracy theorists

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Speaker 3: she's a time traveler. Really, I'm not making this up.

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Speaker 3: You know, I love time travel. I'm a big fan

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Speaker 3: about it. What about It's about time, it's about space,

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Speaker 3: that chest so much. Well so people have seen this photo.

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Speaker 2: She's an a mortal or a time traveler.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're saying time traveler. They're saying, I guess is

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Speaker 2: It's a bit late for that now, student she done

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Speaker 3: Well, no one would have listened. No one's listening to

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Speaker 3: her now. Sure, I'm quoting Don McLean. I think this

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Speaker 3: is what's happened that you know, she, according to these

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Speaker 3: look what you're doing and stop. Look at you.

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Speaker 2: You're a reasonable person. So you're buying into this.

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Speaker 3: I'm loving it because I have more evidence. If you're

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Speaker 2: Eight old Sydney about to watch a convict get flong,

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Speaker 2: All right, then.

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Speaker 3: What about this audio that I've found? What from the

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Speaker 11: You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty once.

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Speaker 6: I'm one of the Dutch ones, so I can Why

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Speaker 6: is she reporting from a speaks Brendon.

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Speaker 3: I've just unearthed that audio. I don't want any questions.

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Speaker 3: I don't want any questions because obviously this is the

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Speaker 3: only explanation of a photo of a girl who looks

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Speaker 3: like Greta Tornberg time traveler. No further questions, you're honor.

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Speaker 3: I love the Internet.

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Speaker 10: The defense rests its case. It's four to seven. The

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Speaker 10: big news is coming up to seven o'clock. You want

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Speaker 10: to win ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Come on, give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFMO, good morning, let's join.

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Speaker 3: The demand is ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 10: Do you have the right answers to our wrong questions?

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Speaker 10: Ten thousand dollars is here for you. Thirteen WSFM is

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Speaker 10: our number.

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Speaker 3: Here's how it goes. When I ask you a question

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Speaker 3: number one, say nothing, give me the answer to that.

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Speaker 3: When I ask you question number two, and so on

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Speaker 3: until the buzzer goes on. But the minute you're wrong,

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Speaker 3: you're out.

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Speaker 2: Paul's in Westmead. Hello, Paul, Yeah, I'm on it now,

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Speaker 2: you're on it now, Paul, look at you? You got

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Speaker 2: mac around?

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Speaker 3: Hi, Paul? Can you hear us?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: How are you?

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Speaker 3: You're very casual? Are you going to rev up? Okay,

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Speaker 3: we do too, because there's ten thousand dollars on the line.

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Speaker 3: Let's see if we can give a good feeling about you, Paul. Okay, Paul,

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Speaker 3: are you ready to start?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. From which direction do we see

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Speaker 3: the sunrise? Which singer gave us Nutbush City limits? The

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Speaker 3: dish flying Scotsman is a chicken breast stuff with what.

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Speaker 8: To turkey?

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Speaker 3: If we got to answer the second one who gave

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Speaker 3: us nut Bush City limits? Which singer cake cake No

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Speaker 3: Tina Turner and a flying Scotsman is a chicken breast

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Speaker 3: stuff with haggis, which sounds delicious.

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Speaker 11: So sim Paul, Yeah, well give it a go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad you did.

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Speaker 2: You go back to doing whatever you're doing today, vibe.

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Speaker 3: Well, come up next. There's a new invention that has

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Speaker 3: peaked my interest because it involves a toilet, of course.

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Speaker 2: At six past seven, one on one point seven WSFM,

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Speaker 2: one on one point seven WSFM, Hello there.

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Speaker 3: It's Josy.

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Speaker 10: The amount of smoke age becoming Wendy twenty eight degrees

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Speaker 10: in the city, thirty eight in our west.

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Speaker 2: Right now it's eighteen degrees. It is nine past seven.

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Speaker 2: Good morning to you.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know that I spent a number of years

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Speaker 3: as one of the reporters, slash presenters, slash producers have

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Speaker 3: beyond two thousand. Yes, a lot of slash there, a

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Speaker 3: lot of white coats. I wore, a lot of science

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Speaker 3: that I observed close up, a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Vague predictions about stuff in the future that we wouldn't

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Speaker 2: actually get.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it wasn't a clairvoyancy show. Bring you know,

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Speaker 3: it's basic technology.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying you had flying cars, and you had shoes,

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Speaker 2: and you walk on water. But you didn't see the

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Speaker 2: internet coming. You didn't see the mobile phone coming.

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Speaker 3: We're still the mobile phone comes a giant box.

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Speaker 4: My fault.

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Speaker 3: It used to be a giant box. It doesn't get

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Speaker 3: invented as an iPhone day one.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying is you never said, oh, well, one

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Speaker 2: day we'll have touchscreen technology.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure we did. I'm sure we did.

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Speaker 2: All you did was plants.

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Speaker 3: That's plants. You talked about plants and stamens and stuff.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you ever watched it.

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Speaker 9: I did.

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Speaker 2: I watched it.

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Speaker 3: You're obsessed with stamens on the YouTube?

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Speaker 2: Where were a wormhole?

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Speaker 3: On the weekend, I'll see things of you doing stuff

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Speaker 3: on stamens. What about this, though, I do have an

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Speaker 3: eye for an invention, and this is what I've been

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Speaker 3: reading about this morning. Scientists have found a super slippery

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Speaker 3: coating to go on the toilet that stops pooh from sticking. Okay,

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Speaker 3: thank you. Well, as another of teenage boys is a

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Speaker 3: huge interest to me. That's skid Central. Well, this is

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Speaker 3: the thing skid free. Not only does it do that,

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Speaker 3: it saves masses of amounts of water. So it's this

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Speaker 3: coating that goes on the loop. That means you need

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Speaker 3: it's almost self clean. Less water is needed to flush

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Speaker 3: it because stuff doesn't stick to it.

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Speaker 2: How would you do that as a story, Well.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we'd say it. We'd end it by saying, and

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Speaker 3: therefore no more skid marks. I'll drink to that, and

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Speaker 3: I drink out of the toilet. Now there's a show.

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Speaker 2: There's a story you look for the living room next year.

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Speaker 2: You drinking out of a toilet. I think you've got

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Speaker 2: to take that show.

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Speaker 3: That's a good idea. But you know, there's an invention

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Speaker 3: I've always wondered why we don't have one. Why don't

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Speaker 3: we have an orange that peels itself? I know that's

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Speaker 3: Amanda in but what about an orange that was easier

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Speaker 3: to peel? Easy peel orange?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, idea.

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Speaker 3: And I've got another one. It's food related. Why don't

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Speaker 3: we feed something to chickens? This probably isn't ethically sound.

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Speaker 3: That means that when you cook the egg, it changes

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Speaker 3: color depending on how you want it. If you want

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Speaker 3: it runny, it turns a certain color when it's cooking,

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Speaker 3: and you know that it's hard boiled when it's a

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Speaker 3: different color.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 3: I think he might have some issues. Well, you know,

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Speaker 3: there's always hurdles.

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Speaker 10: It's not like we don't feed enough stuff to chickens

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Speaker 10: the other day. I saw a chicken the other day

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Speaker 10: at the farmer said.

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Speaker 2: When you look at that boy on the day old

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Speaker 2: come over here, boy, I think you know what. We've

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Speaker 2: done this before. The tribal drum will beat for it.

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Speaker 2: You're an ideas man.

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Speaker 3: You are an ideas man. What invention would you like

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Speaker 3: to see? One of the girls in the typing pool said,

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Speaker 3: when she's jogging or she's at the gym, that's when

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Speaker 3: your shoelace comes undone, when you're least able to do

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Speaker 3: it up. So why don't we have shoelaces that sense

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Speaker 3: when they're undone and retighten.

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Speaker 2: Marley McFly back to the future, he had self tightening

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Speaker 2: shoes memories these nikes, did he?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's about.

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Speaker 2: You are an ideas Okay, waterproof fabric totally, we have that.

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Speaker 2: No waterproof fab not like a slicker or anything. I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about full on waterproof jeans. But it's great for

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Speaker 2: the modern motorcycles. Water proof fabrics. So you don't have

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Speaker 2: to put wet weather gear on anymore.

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Speaker 3: That's my idea. You are an ideas man. Why don't

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Speaker 3: you just invent a crotch that doesn't get wet you? So,

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Speaker 3: what have you got for us if you're a man

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Speaker 3: at the match? Three hundred dollars to spend at Enzo's

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Speaker 3: Kachina thirteen wsfair.

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Speaker 10: But it's thirteen past seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy

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Speaker 10: and a man of smoke is becoming windy. Twenty eight

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Speaker 10: degrees in the city, thirty eight in the west. Right now,

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Speaker 10: it's eighteen degrees. It's twenty two past seven.

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Speaker 2: Amander has slipped on the lab code again and has

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Speaker 2: got together with the egg heads the side.

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Speaker 3: I used to hate that all the backroom boffins scientists

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Speaker 3: are ruling the world. I mean, Beyboe used to talk

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Speaker 3: about the dorky backroom boffins. That's Bill Gates. That was

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Speaker 3: Steve Jobs kiss the scientist enjoy the difference. No one

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Speaker 3: ever wore that T shirt.

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Speaker 2: That was the T shirt that was the thing, was it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: It was kiss a kiss, a non smoker enjoying the difference.

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Speaker 2: I was just you know, reference anyway, the travel drum

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Speaker 2: has been beating this morning for you are an ideas

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Speaker 2: This is because of the story that you brought to us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, reading this morning about a new invention, that there's

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Speaker 3: a new coating for the toilet that stops skid mark

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Speaker 3: sticking to it.

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Speaker 2: Basically you're teenagers in your house.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how that happens.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you're looking at it and go, what happened here?

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Speaker 3: What happened? I was the only person with eyes the toilet.

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Speaker 2: From trainspotting, and you go, well, what happened to here?

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Speaker 3: But there are many inventions that you think wasn't someone

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Speaker 3: invented that? Now is the forum to discuss it all?

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Speaker 3: Jillsimbarden Ridge, are you an ideas woman?

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Speaker 9: Jill, Yes, I am. I'm always thinking of new things.

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Speaker 3: What would you like to see?

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Speaker 9: This is called spider web in a can that stopping

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Speaker 9: drop leaves in a pool. It'd be a sticky substance

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Speaker 9: in a spray can full of nutrients for trees, and

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Speaker 9: you spray it on it, It'll be like a big

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Speaker 9: web that covers the trees. After about one or two months,

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Speaker 9: when the wind changes, it disintegrates into the leaves and

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Speaker 9: then you won't get a drop in the pool of

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Speaker 9: all the leaves because the northeasters winds would you know,

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Speaker 9: you'd get a change in wind direction and yeah, so

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Speaker 9: it'd all be sticking to the leaves.

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Speaker 3: Though, do trees need to lose their leaves to regenerate?

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Speaker 3: Are you stopping a natural process?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 9: No, because it's all going to be natural and they

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Speaker 9: will just all sort of stick to this where But

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Speaker 9: it's only for the months where you're getting those northeasterlies,

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Speaker 9: you know, and which is during summer and even the winds.

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Speaker 9: Every day I've got to go out and clean the pool,

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Speaker 9: clean the pool, and I thought something just you know,

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Speaker 9: because you can put a netting over there, but that's

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Speaker 9: really hard to get up put in netting. But if

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Speaker 9: you've got this spray that you spray all over it,

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Speaker 9: you know, and it's it's good for the trees because

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Speaker 9: it's you know, food for the trees, and then in

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Speaker 9: a couple of months, it just it just integrates. It

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Speaker 9: may go in for the pool, but you're only cleaning

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Speaker 9: the pool once rather than every.

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Speaker 2: Jill. You've thought about this a lot, but what's it

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Speaker 2: actually made of?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's not to come up with.

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Speaker 9: It's something like a food, something food for the you know,

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Speaker 9: to be something that is, you know, something for the tree,

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Speaker 9: some sort of food for the trees. A nutrient doesn't

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Speaker 9: have to come.

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Speaker 3: Up with how it's made.

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Speaker 10: This is where we're discussing Garage and Barton Ridge formulating

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Speaker 10: these yes, and.

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Speaker 3: Then there'll be an incident and you'll come back as

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Speaker 3: a spider under a toilet.

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Speaker 4: Jill, you are an ideas.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Jill.

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Speaker 2: Karen's in Paramatta.

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Speaker 3: What's your idea? Karen?

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Speaker 14: Okay, So I need some extra time in the morning

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Speaker 14: and my arms are just not strong enough to continue.

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Speaker 14: What I need is a hair styling shampoo. So you

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Speaker 14: choose to shampoo. Say you're going to go with a

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Speaker 14: straight ponytail, and you wash in here with it, and

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Speaker 14: as soon as you step out, your hair starts drying

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Speaker 14: and styling it or you're getting dressed, so by the

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Speaker 14: time you dressed, you're ready to walk out that door.

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Speaker 3: So you could buy different versions of shampoo. You could

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Speaker 3: have curly perm one day, ponytail the next. You could

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Speaker 3: you know it knows yep, so.

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00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 14: One day straight the next, Oh, shampoo knows what you need.

667
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 2: But once again, ladies, I just want to say this

668
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 2: to you. How does that actually work?

669
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: This is cooled with an idea.

670
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: That's not an idea, that's just a no.

671
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: You know what I'd like to do.

672
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: I'd like to be able to fly. That would be great,

673
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: let's call it.

674
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: You could get into an error behind carry.

675
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: Some science, Karen.

676
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, ideas man.

677
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: You are Brendan. You don't speak the spirit of us.

678
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 3: No we need This is Webster time. These are whimsical times.

679
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: We're asking people what invention would.

680
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: You like to see, like a little bit of science

681
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: behind it.

682
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: We don't need science behind it. We're looking for thoughts,

683
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 3: some sort of chemical solutions. That's all. That's all.

684
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: At seven twenty six, speaking of chemical solutions, the chemistry

685
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: in the studio is going to be right because Andrew

686
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 2: o'keith is joining us, and we'll take some more calls

687
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: about you are an IDE's man. Went tribal drum has

688
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: been beating this morning.

689
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 10: Scientists creates super slippery toilet coating that stops skinties from

690
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 10: sticking that day.

691
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 3: Invention. You are ideas man. I've got a variety of ideas,

692
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: not of involving food oranges that peel themselves, so you

693
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 3: get those really nice oranges that have a thin skin,

694
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 3: but they peel themselves.

695
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: Your chicken one is a little bit crazy.

696
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: Well, chickens that will lay an egg. I don't know

697
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 3: how it would happen, but that the egg as it's

698
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: cooking changes color, so you know, oh medium, hard boiled

699
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 3: ye blah blah. Because chickens don't have enough junk pumped

700
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 3: into them already, So what's that going to do? Could

701
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 3: be something you put on the egg afterwards.

702
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 9: We do.

703
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 3: We don't have to inject the chicken.

704
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 10: We do like a little bit of science behind it.

705
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 10: Magical fairies to fall from the sky and make everything good.

706
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to have some sort of science. Like

707
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: my idea for waterproof clothing is what's the science.

708
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 10: Well, the science would be there's surely this silicons now

709
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 10: that are breathable. But at the same time, because air

710
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 10: particles are smaller than water particles, so air particles will

711
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 10: go through a fabric, water particles won't.

712
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: See I have science behind Why don't you just coat

713
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: your genitals with waterproofing? Why do I need them to

714
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 3: be dry?

715
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 4: Well?

716
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 3: You complain about it every time it rains, and you

717
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 3: ride a motorbile well, that's what this was about. John

718
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: z in Camperdown, Hello.

719
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 5: John, Morning, Jones, Morning Amanda.

720
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 3: You're an ideas man. What have you got for us?

721
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 5: A light detecting pill. What would happen is that if

722
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 5: it was if you lied, then your muscle would go

723
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 5: into a spasm, and depending on the strength of the lie,

724
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 5: it would depend on how bad the spasms in your

725
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 5: muscles would react.

726
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 3: There you go, Well, who would you give.

727
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 5: It to, John, Politicians to start with.

728
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine a politician doing a press conference and just

729
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 3: seeing them going into spasms.

730
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a light detecting pill here, or you

731
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: haven't a Friday it's called shardon about three glasses? And

732
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: you say, I've never really liked you?

733
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 3: Well, why is it? Do you dispute the information? Thank you? John.

734
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: Antoinette's in gray Staines, Hello Antoinette, Good morning Antoinette. Are

735
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 3: you you are an ideas What have you got for us?

736
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 15: Maybe without the science though. So when I was a

737
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 15: new mom with my firstborn, he was in hospital for

738
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 15: a little while and one of the hardest things I

739
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 15: found was breastfeeding. Like many new mums, and I would.

740
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 13: Often have the nurses come up to me and say, so, yeah, love, how.

741
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 15: Many how much do you think you've had to drink?

742
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 15: And I'm like, I have no idea. And I used

743
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 15: to always wish.

744
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 13: I had hypercolored boobs that would change color as the

745
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 13: milk down.

746
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: Actually, I could find.

747
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 15: Out if the baby had drunken enough or not.

748
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 3: That's a very good idea.

749
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 2: Age. What about okay, what about one of those you

750
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 2: know thermometers you put on the kid's head, that's that,

751
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: you know, the colored thing. If you put that on

752
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: your boos and it would say empty to four, or

753
00:33:59,600 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: you put it.

754
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: On a baby's stomach so you could see whether the

755
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 3: baby's fall.

756
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 2: I think this is good.

757
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 3: I think we're all ideas?

758
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 14: Are you are ideas?

759
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 5: Man?

760
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,959
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you for all your calls.

761
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: It's twenty one to weight coming.

762
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 10: Up the pub test, and Andrew O'Keeffe will be joining

763
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 10: us in the studio at WSFF one on one points

764
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 10: ever WSFF. Hello, it's Jonesy Demanda hot today, smoke caase

765
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 10: becoming windy, twenty eight, the city thirty eight in our west.

766
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 3: Right now it's nineteen degrees, its seventeen to eight.

767
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 10: Let's go into the Jonesy Demanda arms right, now for

768
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 10: the pub test, and in summeres its head women are

769
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 10: wearing skirts, sandals, sleeveless tops to work.

770
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: To work.

771
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 10: There's an unspoken rule though that men should never be

772
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 10: seen wearing shorts in white collar workplaces.

773
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: Men wearing shorts to work in the office, as that

774
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: passed the pub test.

775
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 3: Station designer Tom Ford has said a man should never

776
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 3: wear shorts in the city. Shorts should only be worn

777
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 3: on the tennis court or the beach. Instead, if it's hot,

778
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 3: have a lightweight chino and a linen or cotton shirt.

779
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,479
Speaker 3: We work in an office here where casual clothes so fine,

780
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 3: no one cares. But if you were headmaster, if you

781
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 3: were head of a bank, if you work in a

782
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: corporate world, how seriously you've said you don't take people's.

783
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 2: We've had this, and I've had trouble with Mike Hammond

784
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 2: and Steve Fitten because they.

785
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 3: Love wearing shorts. We're allowed to in this I have

786
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: no truck with that.

787
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 10: But if I see a copper wearing shorts, you see

788
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 10: a cop wearing shorts, Yeah, what are you going to do?

789
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 5: Mate?

790
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: Ask your mom to arrest me. But why do we

791
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: think that, Like in the seventies, men wore Safari suits

792
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 3: with shorts men were allowed.

793
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: To ended up being the subject of the Teacher's Pet podcast.

794
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: But what's going on in that Our climate in Australia

795
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: lends itself to this, and some women are saying air

796
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: conditioning in officers is freezing for women because men have

797
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 3: to wear suits and girls freeze. Should we loosen all

798
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 3: this up?

799
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: What do you think loosen the shorts?

800
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 3: Wearing shorts in the office? Does it pass the pub test?

801
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 10: Thirteen WSFMAN is our number. It is sixteen to eight.

802
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 10: I've got a great new barn.

803
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 2: Fine, yes today for now? When you find something in

804
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 2: a barn?

805
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 3: Have you been hanging out with the army.

806
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 2: Is sh It's the new thing.

807
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 3: It's like a nick knack. Oh, now I'm interested.

808
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 2: I've got to be the Frank Fring there. Ah, we'll

809
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: talk about that next. And Andro o'keith. Jordy is at

810
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: sixty to eight one on one point sever a WSFM.

811
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 3: Hell out there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Why not enjoy the

812
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: best of both worlds?

813
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: Fly premium economy to Los Angeles an economy home with

814
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Delta Airlines from only fifteen ninety nine called flights on

815
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: one three one, six hundred smoke. It's becoming windy twenty

816
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 2: eight degrees.

817
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 3: In the city, thirty eight in the west. I wanted

818
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 3: to get you this for your Christmas present. Well, you

819
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: mentioned before you bought something in a barn.

820
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 2: Thing, it's a barn.

821
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 10: Fine, that's what you watch those shows, American pickers, ossie pickers,

822
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 10: Irish pickers, pick up pickup pickers, people go around, nose pickers,

823
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 10: people just go around fighting other people fun and then

824
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 10: they well, it's.

825
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 3: Not necessarily in a barn, but it's in a garage.

826
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 3: You might find something really cool and then you.

827
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,959
Speaker 2: Sell it online and you make a ton of money.

828
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 3: So who's barn have you been in? And what did

829
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 3: you find? I was in one of my mum's neighbors barns.

830
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 3: I was just walking past it. If by barn I

831
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: mean garage and unit, and I was looking at it

832
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 3: and I said, well, well, what's that. It's a medical

833
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: examination table. Oh who wants that? Well, it's it's good

834
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: because it's you know, the old school starters. Was she

835
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 3: giving it away or selling it? Or did you just

836
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: walk through her furnished We.

837
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: Had we had a bit of no I was walking

838
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: through and I said, and she is a collector of

839
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: great barn finds like me.

840
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 3: That's what.

841
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 2: We're not hoarders, we're collectors. And I said, wow, that's great.

842
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Said actually, i've got no space for it. And I

843
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: said you want some money? Said no, no, you can

844
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 2: have it.

845
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 3: I went, so it's a medical table. Yeah, it's not

846
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: like an operating table.

847
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: Its medical examination. Tell me when we were a kid,

848
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 2: little man is sitting in a singlet and her underpants

849
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: on the thing, getting your influenza shot.

850
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 3: It's one of those you know, you go and see

851
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 3: the GP. It's not like he operated on anyone. It's

852
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 3: not like Jack Kevorkian's one. There's a number of steps here.

853
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 3: Because I also like industrial stuff, so you know, I'm like, well,

854
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: that's why you think this because I like old industrial

855
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: lights and lamps. I once saw this big old lamp

856
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 3: and it was a medical lamp. And I said, to

857
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 3: harley's that great? And he said he thinks it would

858
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: have bad usual And I think, here you are saying

859
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: that medical tables is an innocence to them. Maybe all

860
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 3: you had was an influenza shot, polio on a little spoon.

861
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 3: I had that so I am, but but girls have

862
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 3: other things that happen on medical tables. Just because it

863
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 3: doesn't because because these things haven't happened to you, doesn't

864
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 3: mean that the table is free of stuff. Do you

865
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: have to give me the big cold spoon? Well, ironically

866
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 3: I got that on the table, Like, what are you

867
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: going to do with it? Serve more dervs on that.

868
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 2: I was gonna sit on a medical table because it's

869
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: a bench and it's got a little little drawer that

870
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: comes out, and it's got you know.

871
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 3: All the medical stuff.

872
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: There is medical charts and stuff.

873
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: So innocent and all you hear when you go to

874
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 3: the doctor is you've got a clean bill of health,

875
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 3: mister Jones, that's what I'd like to hear. Well, that's

876
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 3: what everyone would like to hear. That's what whether that

877
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 3: was the experience of that table.

878
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 2: You've scotched that.

879
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 3: So people going to come to your house and you say,

880
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,959
Speaker 3: have a seat. Well, and it's an medical examination bench,

881
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,919
Speaker 3: let us put the butcher's paper down.

882
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 2: That's not one of those ones. It's not like someone

883
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: getting a church pew.

884
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 3: I think that would be better from.

885
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 2: George Pell's church.

886
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: Different kettle of fish isn't it. You're an unusual man, Brendan.

887
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 3: You don't want it for Christmas? Then no, thank you

888
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 3: win win me six to an. I want you to

889
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 3: get on right now, go to your windows, your head

890
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: on and yell hell.

891
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 10: Into the jonesy no matter of arms for the PAP

892
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 10: test this morning, men wearing short to work in the

893
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 10: office as that passed the pub test.

894
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 3: Well, it's summer, Our summers are getting hotter. Women have options.

895
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 3: We can wear skirts, you can wear sandals, you can

896
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 3: wear sleeveless shirts. We don't give men the same options. Really,

897
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: And you have said before you don't take a man

898
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 3: seriously if he's there wearing shorts.

899
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 10: Maybe it's because when I first started in radio, I

900
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 10: was working in Western Australia and the guy, the boss there,

901
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 10: made us all wear shorts and that's where I learned

902
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 10: pretty quickly. I mean, I had to wear long pants

903
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 10: and it's like forty two degrees up there.

904
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: But it can't we change. I mean, this is Australia,

905
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: as we say though if you do, if you are

906
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 3: not going to respect a boss.

907
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: You've just said if I had a boss wearing shirts,

908
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: I go come on, mate.

909
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 3: We had a boss.

910
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: He remember that keywig guy that was here and he

911
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 2: wears shorts.

912
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: It's like you here on line shirt and it was

913
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 3: like he was on a holiday.

914
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 10: He show up at five to nine and leave at

915
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 10: ten past ten. See how I'm off to Darling Harbor.

916
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 3: To wander around. Yeah. Also that year it was our

917
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 3: worst ratings ever. I don't think it had anything to

918
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: do with that. But we work at all. We work

919
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 3: in an industry and building where you're lucky if people

920
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 3: wear shoes. I mean, I've worked in radio station.

921
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: Why what about that guy what was his named?

922
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 3: Alan?

923
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: Broke people around shoes?

924
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 3: Maybe in our industry it doesn't matter so much, but

925
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 3: you say you can't respect some of the.

926
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 6: We're not in a buildings, we're in egg offices and

927
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 6: as one one.

928
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 3: We was commented online here it's hard for women because

929
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 3: men have to have the air conditioning up so high

930
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: because they were we freeze. Really, so men wearing shorts

931
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,479
Speaker 3: to work? Does it pass the pub test?

932
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 8: It depends on the occupation, especially mostly like in fatteries

933
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 8: and like arm industrial and this is like in the

934
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 8: high costicessum you should have done.

935
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 14: But some other occupations, yes, if you're an office and

936
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 14: not interacting with public or meetings.

937
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 9: While not be comfortable, be comfortable might work better.

938
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 11: We're in Australia like it's very tropical.

939
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 15: It's getting hotter and hotter.

940
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: I think my camond and.

941
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 8: Sit great in shorts.

942
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: So you can wear dress up shorts.

943
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 15: It's not the ones that torn and stuff like that.

944
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: And you were presentable, so.

945
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 9: Yes, I agree.

946
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: Mike Handan Steve Fitten calendar. We've got January and February covered.

947
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: There you go, so I won't be doing April Boys

948
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 3: coming up next. Loo Command's made a huge mistake while

949
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 3: online shopping. It has happened to all of us. We'll

950
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 3: discuss it next.

951
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: And Andrew o'keeith joining us in the studio. It's nine

952
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: past eight WSFM. Well I one point Seve at WSFM. Hello,

953
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: there is Jonesy Demanda smoke Hay. He's becoming windy. Twenty

954
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 2: eight degrees in the city, thirty eight in our west.

955
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: Right now it's twenty one degrees. It's thirteen past eight.

956
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 3: Good morning. I saw this story last week about the

957
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 3: man who was bidding online. He wanted to buy a

958
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 3: chicken and he saw that chicken No no, no, live

959
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 3: chicken one hundred dollar fifty. It was for this guy

960
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: was selling a thousand hens, and so he made a bid.

961
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 3: He went to an auto bid for twenty dollars yep,

962
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 3: thinking that's great, I'll get a chicken. I might get

963
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 3: two for that the end, that's good. He wins. He

964
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: wakes up in the morning and goes, I've won the bid.

965
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: He has to take all one thousand of them for

966
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 3: a dollar fifty. Yeah, No, twenty dollars was his auto bid.

967
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

968
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 3: Wow, So he's misread it somehow. He thought he could

969
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 3: take as many as he wanted to leave the others,

970
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 3: and the person said, no, you're taking all one thousand

971
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 3: of them. So he's busy trying to rehome the chickens,

972
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 3: because if you only want one or two, you're not

973
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 3: prepared for a thousand. Not many suburban homes. Ah no,

974
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: if you're just in a backyard in a semi what

975
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 3: are you going to do there? Well, we had a

976
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: similar experience, not with chickens, but Harley likes to buy things.

977
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: They oh remember that, yeah, but what twenty leaders of it?

978
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 3: I remember that time we're getting dog food. He got

979
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 3: six cans cross that out to put eight we've got

980
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: sixty eight cans of dog food. Better like your power kis.

981
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 3: Remember we used to work with the traffic guy. He

982
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 3: thought he was buying one packet of bay leaves. He

983
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 3: ordered a kilo. They're lights. It was a Chappelle Corby

984
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 3: sized bag of baling and you got to keep them

985
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 3: and they last forever. Well, Harley was on this auction

986
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 3: website and he saw a lamp. He likes quirky stuff.

987
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 3: There was a table lamp that was a demonstration model

988
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: from the thirties that the salesman would take around from

989
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 3: business to business or home to home to sell. Hey,

990
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: what do you think of these? So it was a

991
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 3: thing that would order. You didn't have to plug it

992
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: into the mains. It was it would light up with

993
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 3: a little battery, because that's how they advertised it. Right.

994
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: He thought, that's called store sample.

995
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 3: A store sample, well, a traveling salesman sample.

996
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you think that that's quick.

997
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 3: He got it for eighty bucks. He thought, how great

998
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 3: is this? It arrives in a box that was substantially

999
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 3: small than he imagined. It's the size of a.

1000
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: Coffee cup because it's a store sample.

1001
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a salesman's small.

1002
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 2: Version is this is what it looked like. But imagine

1003
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: a lot bigger.

1004
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 3: Imagine this bigger is what he says, A lot on

1005
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 3: the wedding night. Where do you plug it in?

1006
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 5: This is.

1007
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 3: That's what I paid for?

1008
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 10: Well, and I did that with my fish pine. I

1009
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 10: wanted to get a Pirates of the Caribbean ship. I

1010
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 10: was on eBay and I've got a bit of a

1011
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 10: theme going. I know I've mixed the genres. I've got

1012
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 10: a Japanese World War II zero at the bottom of

1013
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 10: wrecked one. And then I thought I need a pirate ship,

1014
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 10: and then said large pirate ship, and oh that's me

1015
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 10: and I got it. And the thing is as big

1016
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 10: as this highlighted.

1017
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 3: Pen and anyone else's fish tanker to look a normous,

1018
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 3: You've got a very big fish tank.

1019
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: It's not about the size of the fish.

1020
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: Did you expect some of the behavior, but.

1021
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: Something proportionately bigger than the Japanese zero that's in there.

1022
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? The pirate ship, it's

1023
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 3: ruled the whole perspectives.

1024
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: Fish swimming around, go, well, he's mucked that up.

1025
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 3: Which one is big, which one's small? Like they forget

1026
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 3: straight away. What every ten minutes? Geez, mucked that up up? Idiot,

1027
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 3: Well let's do this tales of the online shop. Yeah,

1028
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 3: what if is stuffed up you received?

1029
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: If you're a man of the match, How cool is

1030
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: It's a three hundred dollars Enzo Kachina restaurant voucher, your

1031
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 2: local Atalian, go to it.

1032
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 3: It's a quarter pastake.

1033
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 10: One of one points WSFM. He it's jonesy demand of

1034
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 10: smoke hay today becoming windy. Twenty eight degrees in the city,

1035
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 10: thirty eight in our west. Right, that's twenty one degrees.

1036
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 10: It's eight twenty four. The travel drummers beating this morning

1037
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 10: up for a man. He thought he was going to

1038
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 10: buy one or two hens. He put twenty dollars down there.

1039
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 10: The starting bit on eBay was a dollar fifty.

1040
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 3: He's cocked it up. Excuse the pump, because he's now

1041
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: got a thousand of them and he's trying to rehome them.

1042
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 2: Those hens have come home to roost here today.

1043
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: It happens to all of us. You're buying something online,

1044
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 3: it's not what you expect.

1045
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: My large pirate ship for my fish tank. It was

1046
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: tiny large. What's the definition of large. It's not large.

1047
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 2: I had to see the small one.

1048
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 3: It's no bigger than I highlight the pin. Well, how

1049
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 3: big are you fish? That it needs to be bigger?

1050
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 3: Fish are bigger than the ship? Well, that's stupid. Peter's

1051
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 3: in Penrithhillo. Peter is there. You're going very well, what

1052
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 3: did you buy?

1053
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 8: I was on searching for alcohol on Gray's online and

1054
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 8: I actually stumbled across his bottle of rum seven hundred

1055
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 8: and fifty dollars later, I clicked on it accidentally, and

1056
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 8: all of a sudden got a bill for I don't

1057
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 8: even drink rum.

1058
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I was looking at it rum and you press

1059
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: click by mistake.

1060
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 4: You know.

1061
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 8: I don't know what I did, but apparently I was

1062
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 8: all of a sudden. I got this indose for seven

1063
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty dollars.

1064
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 3: It's an expensive rum and for a drink you don't drink.

1065
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 14: No, did you?

1066
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: Did it tempt you in any way?

1067
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 3: Was it the gateway booze for you?

1068
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 5: No?

1069
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 7: Hi?

1070
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 8: Well a couple. I had held on it for a

1071
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 8: couple of years. I ended up passing it on a

1072
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 8: few years later from a friend who collected by coincidence,

1073
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 8: he collected rum, so he ended up buying it off

1074
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 8: me the expensive exercise.

1075
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: Did you did you make some good money out of

1076
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: or did you have to sell it to him as

1077
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: his discount?

1078
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 9: No?

1079
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 8: I just I got my money back.

1080
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 3: That's all right, right, that's pretty good at please your friend,

1081
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 3: didn't you? Did it all right? Pamela's in the Central

1082
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 3: Coast Hype, Pamela, Hi, Hello, Pamela, I can hear you,

1083
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: war Camela? Hello, come in Pamela.

1084
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 11: Yes, sorr, I hear that's right.

1085
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 3: So what'd you think you were buying?

1086
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 5: Well?

1087
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 11: I was working at the desalination plant rebuild and after

1088
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 11: psychone came through and I was ordering the office supply,

1089
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 11: so I had to order paddle pop sticks like stirrs

1090
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 11: for coffee, yeah, people's coffee. And I thought I was

1091
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 11: ordering one packet and the whole palette arrived.

1092
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 3: Oh wow, how many sticks in a palette? You reckon?

1093
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 4: Oh?

1094
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 11: Well, there was hate. So when the bosses came through,

1095
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 11: it said what all these paddle pop sticks for? I said, oh,

1096
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 11: that's what we're using to build the Betel plant.

1097
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 2: You would have been how much?

1098
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 10: How much is a palette of paddle pop sticks worth?

1099
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 11: I don't know, but I left you, I could send

1100
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 11: them back.

1101
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 3: It was a few plantation gone.

1102
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: You know you'd have kids, kindergarten, craft activities set for life.

1103
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1104
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to take more of your calls. Tales

1105
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 3: of the online shopping.

1106
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 2: Thirteen w s Vmandro or Keith joining us, as well

1107
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: as eight twenty seven.

1108
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: Go you dumb idiots.

1109
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 10: Good morning to the travel drummers been beating this morning

1110
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 10: after a Hamilton man he thought he was going to

1111
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 10: buy a couple of chickens, put twenty dollars down on eBay,

1112
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 10: ended up with a thousand chickens.

1113
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 3: Well, this has happened many times in my home. My

1114
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 3: husband thought he was buying six cans of dog food,

1115
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: chopping online, scribbled that out P eight, We got sixty eight.

1116
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: I remember twenty years ago, you guys put me under

1117
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 2: Hoystin sauce. Remember before Hoystin sauce became a fee. Oh

1118
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: we we were the leaders toys and sauce pretty much.

1119
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 2: Saracha is now what Hoystin sauce was back in two thousands.

1120
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 2: But he went to buy what was it, a one

1121
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: hundred mils.

1122
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 3: You bought like a gallon drum. It was like twenty

1123
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 3: leaders and the stuff you went to Adelaide, you could

1124
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 3: be murdered in it.

1125
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 10: Every time we went to your place it was hoystin sauce, pois,

1126
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 10: eat your sauce on your corn flakes.

1127
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 3: I didn't have children then, so I don't know who

1128
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 3: I was talking to. But yes, it's easy to do well. Harley.

1129
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: Just last week bought a lamp that was a demonstration

1130
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 3: model from the nineteen thirties that a salesman would take

1131
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,479
Speaker 3: from place to place. He bought it in an auction.

1132
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 3: It arrives. It's the size of a tea cup. Robins

1133
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 3: in picton.

1134
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: Robin goods, Amanda, how are you very well?

1135
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: What did you think you're getting? And what did you get?

1136
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: Well, well, it was a friend of mine, it wasn't me.

1137
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: And she ordered a pair of night vision glasses and

1138
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: was waiting with great anticipation. And when she receives them,

1139
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: opens up to find a pair of plastic glasses with

1140
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: a tork sticky take to the top of it.

1141
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 3: Oh, how special forces guys wear those. Now mind the battery,

1142
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 3: watch out, Thank you, ro excellent.

1143
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: You are well for me with this song, not that

1144
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: song now hang on go Back, which song, You are

1145
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 2: Well for me with this song higgy pop, higgy pop,

1146
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: real wild job. What about this song?

1147
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 3: I hate having to play dumb because I know that

1148
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: that's Johnny o' keing that was originally done by Jo okay,

1149
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 3: his nephew. I okay, Andrew o'keef.

1150
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: It's join in the studio next.

1151
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 3: Now You're well fa MEI with this band.

1152
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: One at one point seven WSFM, Hello there, it's Jonesy

1153
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: demand of smoke caase becoming windy, twenty eight degrees in

1154
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 2: the city, thirty eight in our west right now and

1155
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 2: it's twenty two degrees.

1156
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 3: It's seventeen to nine. We're now our next guests, the

1157
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 3: host of the Chase. But do you know that it

1158
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 3: is also a brilliant singer and a stage performer because

1159
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 3: during the country at the moment doing a show in

1160
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 3: homage to his uncle, Johnny O'Keefe's Johnny o'keef. Jkay there,

1161
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: Andrew O'Keefe, Hello.

1162
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 7: Gee, Amanda, Hello, and hello James. Okay, you were just

1163
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 7: complimenting you on my pronunciations on the chase. But homage homage,

1164
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 7: it's really homage homage.

1165
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 3: In homagemage, I was commenting on the skill you have

1166
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 3: on the chase that you have to ask a lot

1167
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 3: of questions. If you hear our early morning quiz magnificent seven,

1168
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 3: we're hopeless. But what you're doing is your You ask

1169
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: questions that have money attached to them, and there's a

1170
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 3: time limit. This is guill to that.

1171
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 7: The real skill is not is not stopping to laugh

1172
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 7: when people give us a absurd answer. That's that's the

1173
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 7: real try to hold it in. We had one the

1174
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 7: other day it was like although the very first episode

1175
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 7: we have a film. The thing was the acadym fomo

1176
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 7: stands for fear of missing what and the guy goes Octopois.

1177
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 3: You must love that octopus, dude. Maybe he's Greek, common,

1178
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: maybe he's Greek. I love the One of my favorite.

1179
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 7: Ones was the statue of the Vetus Tomlow. He's famously

1180
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 7: missing what appendage and he goes penis.

1181
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: It is a woman, so there's strictly specause he doesn't have.

1182
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 4: One, but I know it's missing.

1183
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 3: These are enlightened times. Johnny o'keith, your uncle, how well

1184
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 3: did you know him?

1185
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 4: Were you?

1186
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: Because he died in nineteen seventy eight years old.

1187
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 7: I knew very well because that dad and Jad was

1188
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 7: Johnny's older brother, and so Dad.

1189
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 4: And Johnny and their sister Anne were really close.

1190
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 7: They were one of those really close sort of you know,

1191
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 7: pre World War two Catholic families. And there were there

1192
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 7: were two types of of Conservatives in Sydney at that time,

1193
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 7: and one was the Catholic Conservative. And they had a

1194
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 7: lot to prove because you know that in those days,

1195
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 7: people you know, who would believe. In those days, people

1196
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 7: would use religion as a means of dividing each other

1197
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 7: and creating prejudice.

1198
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 3: And luckily we never see that today. It's thank God's

1199
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 3: never see that.

1200
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 7: But yeah, they has felt very put upon and say

1201
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 7: they you know, they really bound together. And so you

1202
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 7: know all the Christmas birthdays, you know, Easter, Michaelmas.

1203
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 4: Sir Patrick's Day, all of them were together.

1204
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 7: And I knew Uncle Jeh very well and loved him

1205
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 7: immensely because he was a great villa, always had what

1206
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 7: a great unc cheeky.

1207
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 4: Smile on his face and always had something up his sleeve.

1208
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 3: Was he a wild guy? He was a wild guy.

1209
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 2: Well, I mean when I.

1210
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 7: Knew him, he was yeah, what I say, towards the

1211
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 7: end of his life. He died at forty three, so

1212
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 7: you know, but he was he was less, he was

1213
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 7: less crazed, I guess, less manic than he was when

1214
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 7: he first started having hits at the age of twenty one.

1215
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 4: But still, I mean, you go to his house and

1216
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 4: you know, my dad would.

1217
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 7: Come home twice a year in our place. He put

1218
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 7: you in the car and drive to Grammar, you know,

1219
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 7: to Gara and Pop's places. That's my grandmother. And and

1220
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 7: you know, we turn up to Gilbert and Sullivan to

1221
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 7: eleven and he passed the cigar around the back to

1222
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 7: all the kids.

1223
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 4: Have a litt puffing a little bit daughty.

1224
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 7: But you go to Michaeljohn's place and he throw you

1225
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 7: in the back of a Pontiac Firebird and riz wound

1226
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 7: the back streets at Double Bay, trying to get air

1227
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 7: off the dips like stars. You know, look, I didn't

1228
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 7: think of he was the wi one as a big star.

1229
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 7: I just thought he Wasunel John's bean.

1230
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 2: But you were getting fed a cigar as a kid

1231
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: by your's true.

1232
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 7: I got an indelible memory of my little sister Sophie

1233
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 7: at the age of three, puffing on a Cuban.

1234
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 2: Cigar.

1235
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 10: We had a neighbor. It's funny to saying that who

1236
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 10: used to hand out? But remember the old hand drag.

1237
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 4: To the kid?

1238
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you'd be a kid about eight or

1239
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 2: nine ago here may have.

1240
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 3: A go on this.

1241
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 4: I think they call him a pedophile.

1242
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what do they work up with?

1243
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: The tobacco loggie was Philip Rothman, you can get onto this,

1244
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: have a drag of that.

1245
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: Well, in case you're not familiar with all the songs,

1246
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: I mean, we can't go through all of them, but

1247
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 3: there's but I sort of go, wow, he had a

1248
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 3: little of an amazing, amazing without this one? What about

1249
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: this one?

1250
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: Man?

1251
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 13: We don't want to me?

1252
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 3: I have a song come on.

1253
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 2: And that's the first.

1254
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 7: That was Australia's first charting rock and roll song. So,

1255
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 7: but this is the thing that I kind of never

1256
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 7: knew about uncle when I was growing up. I knew

1257
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 7: he was a star because he'd always tell you when

1258
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 7: you walked through the door, but I didn't know what

1259
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 7: he was to Australian music.

1260
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 4: There was no Australian music, it pop sense.

1261
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 7: Before Uncle John, no one had ever recorded, No Australian

1262
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 7: had ever recorded. By Dame Nelly Melbourne, Australian popular.

1263
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: Music really, not even the seekers.

1264
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 4: No, no, this way before the seekers.

1265
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 7: I mean, the first rock and roll song in the world,

1266
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 7: the first acknowledged rock and roll song in the world,

1267
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 7: was Bill Haley's Rock Around the cock YEP. There's ninety fifty,

1268
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 7: Elvis releases Heartback Hotel fifty seven and Johnny releases The

1269
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 7: While One in fifty eight.

1270
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 3: And so this thing, I'd understand.

1271
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 7: He was incredible songsmith and entertainer and everyone knows that

1272
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 7: about him. He had twenty four top forty hits, he

1273
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 7: had fourteen top tens, he had six number ones, you know,

1274
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 7: just huge. He packed out stadiums all over the country.

1275
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 7: But what I didn't realize that that movement of rock

1276
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 7: and roll had just changed Australia as a culture. You know,

1277
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 7: the week beforehand, you were dancing with your darlings to

1278
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,399
Speaker 7: the Tennessee walls with a policeman overlooking you and making

1279
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 7: sure you didn't touch each other too much. And you know,

1280
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 7: when the Wild Ones released, suddenly people are sweating and grinding.

1281
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: And humping microphones and the advent of the teenager began.

1282
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 7: There was no such because a teenager, You're absolutely right,

1283
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 7: before that you're either a kid or an adult.

1284
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: You know, that's it.

1285
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 4: And so it was. I'm not saying he alone.

1286
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: Cold face, he was right there.

1287
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 4: Absolute, he was like the poha.

1288
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: He was the poe ha that went on.

1289
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 3: And you're doing it and you can do it.

1290
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: You can see you're doing the whole thing because you're great.

1291
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 10: Well thanks, you are in that Jesus Christ the Musical

1292
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 10: and you had side Yeah, but you played what did

1293
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 10: you play?

1294
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 3: Herod? And you were I didn't have tried to kill

1295
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 3: the other guard.

1296
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 10: Did you ever see Andrew o'keith as Herold the game

1297
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 10: show host in the modern idea?

1298
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 3: It was amazing, absolutely, with the.

1299
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 4: Gay and game show host that time.

1300
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 7: But yeah, look look it's a beautiful it's a beautiful shade.

1301
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 7: We've got people have been loving it and it's at

1302
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 7: the State Theater, so good and new Castle Friday night

1303
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 7: as well.

1304
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 3: That should be a good show.

1305
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 7: It's really it tells the tale of my uncle and

1306
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 7: from my perspective, using his songs to really say a

1307
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 7: lot about who he was, what he thought, what he did.

1308
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 2: Get your tickets from ticketmaster dot com. Will you be

1309
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 2: handing out hand drags to the kids in the crawd.

1310
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 4: You bet you well, snogy's the first five children.

1311
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: Old parent. That's not what we want.

1312
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 10: It's bonding, mate, these snowflakes these days, Andrew, it's always

1313
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 10: a treat to see and we'll catch you on the

1314
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 10: chase today.

1315
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: It's eleven tonight at one point seven WSFM. Hello, there's Jones,

1316
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: You and Amanda Kelly Clarkson.

1317
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 3: Because of you, she's gone through the Sydney Man. Well

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Speaker 3: she actually won. It's four to nine.

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Speaker 2: Nicole is in woear Hello, Nicole, Hi, hellis very well,

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Speaker 2: what gets your goal is Nicole?

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Speaker 12: Okay, So guys, my goal is for today is to

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Speaker 12: do with my husband. And he's big toes. He gets

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Speaker 12: his big toe and rubs it onto his next toe

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Speaker 12: while it clicks and it scratches on his other toes

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Speaker 12: and it is worse than singers kind of chokboards.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I know, I think I know. The sound

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Speaker 3: is that it's almost like that. And does he do

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Speaker 3: it because it gives him pleasure? Because it annoys you.

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Speaker 12: Oh, he's a freak, so it probably does give him pleasure.

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Speaker 12: But we won't go like nine o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 10: Amanda used to do a thing Nicole Mandy used to

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Speaker 10: do a thing with your top lip and your mum

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Speaker 10: used to, so you do. She's doing it now and

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Speaker 10: your mum used to say stop that.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't it's when you slip on your nose and

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Speaker 3: it just feels good.

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Speaker 10: And weren't you in a lift one time in our

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Speaker 10: hotel in the city or something like that, and who

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Speaker 10: got into the lift?

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Speaker 3: It's got whitlam got. It's only about five years.

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Speaker 2: Five years old and you're looking up at cop and

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Speaker 2: you're doing do.

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Speaker 12: It, do it?

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Speaker 3: And your mum said, stop it, Amanda, stop it. But

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Speaker 3: it felt great, but it didn't make a displeasing noise.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping we've given you no help, Nicole, Nicole.

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Speaker 3: He's going to keep doing it. But it's a very

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Speaker 3: good Ghoulie the.

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Speaker 2: Bad with the good.

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Speaker 10: If you gip Dad doesn't metal, you can always email

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Speaker 10: us JAMWSVM dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: It's three to nine our favorite core email of Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Friend gets a three hundred dollars voucher for Enzo's Kuchina restaurant,

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Speaker 3: your local Italian. You also get a Jonesy tomant of

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Speaker 3: Teatowel as well. I love a good invention. And there

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Speaker 3: was one we're talking about this morning. How brilliant it's

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Speaker 3: a toilet that's coated in this new material. That means

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Speaker 3: there's no more skiddies. I've got teenage sons. I can relate.

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Speaker 3: The tribal drum was beating for.

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Speaker 2: You are an ideas man, What invention would you like

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Speaker 2: to see?

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Speaker 3: He's Antoinette from Grace Daines.

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Speaker 15: When I was a new mom with my firstborn, one

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Speaker 15: of the hardest things I found was breastfeeding. I would

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Speaker 15: often have the nurses come up to me and say

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Speaker 15: how much do you think you've had to drink? And

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Speaker 15: I'm like, I have no idea. And I used to

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Speaker 15: always wish I.

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Speaker 13: Had hyper color boob would change color as your milk down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense, doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: A petrol gauge on the side of your boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Or maybe put that little put the hyper

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Speaker 3: color on your baby's tummy so you see when this

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Speaker 3: tummy is full. Maybe we should get a hyper color

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Speaker 3: t shirt. Brilliant.

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Speaker 4: That's enough.

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Speaker 3: We will be back, of course, for a fry ya tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: My Hammond is next with more chances to get on

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Speaker 3: the standby list for our twenty twenty World tour.

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Speaker 2: Good dad to you.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank God that's over.

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Speaker 14: Good goodbye.

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Speaker 9: Wipe the tears Baby.

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Speaker 3: From your app.

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Speaker 2: Podcast of today's show is available for download from w

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Speaker 2: s f M dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: All the cool kids are doing it. Kangchen K good.

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Speaker 2: Bye one o one point seven w s

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